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From Episode 049 - Big Rapids Timbers vs. Tomah TigersApr 30, 2026

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Episode 049 - Big Rapids Timbers vs. Tomah TigersApr 30, 2026 — starts at 0:00

You're drifting off with W SLP AM Big Rapids Hellen please let it fall The Northwoods baseball radio network presents sleep Baseball This evening from Kitamori Park in Toma Wisconsin , it's the Toma Tigers hosting the Big Rapids timbers of Big Rapids, Michigan . And now your host , Wally McCarthy Thanks for the banjo rest , Polly . And hello again friends . It's Wallie McCarthy and producer Phil back with you from beautiful Kidamori Park here in Toma, Wisconsin . And we thank you all for joining us on W SLP and across the Northwoods Baseball Radio Network and President of WSLP Winston T. Winston is on hand tonight . And during the middle of the fifth, he'll be unveiling the new League mascot known only as Mr Baseball . Mr Baseball was designed by Mr. Winston's wife Penelope And tonight a perfect night for a ball game . Seventy four degrees at game time with a gentle breeze blowing in from center field . Let's take a look at the starting nine for the visiting Big Rapids Timbers . Rio Nunez will lead off at short stop Right fielder Randy Chang will bat second . Batting third left fielder Brank Filbert First baseman Keith Caster will be in the cleanup spot this evening . Blink Redderson will bat fifth . He's at the hot corner . Batting sixth center fielder Dutch moon Catcher Henny Oldman will bat seventh . Second baseman Hazoo Ferguson will bat a and batting ninth right handed starting pitcher Brocktune Schemper Schemper enters tonight's contest with a record of seven and eight with a five point ERA . Those are the tim bers . Here are the Toma Tigers Schmidty Diaz leads off in center field Short stop, Sharky Bush bat second Batting third right fielder Bruford Kosinski in the cleanup spot this evening for the Tigers , third baseman Bert sessions . Batting fifth left fielder prudence Jefferson First Baseman Ernesto Stern will bet sixth Batting seventh catcher Clifton Santiago . Second baseman Von Kram er will bat eighth and batting ninth , right handed starting pitcher Zack Valentine Valentine enters tonight's game with a record of four and two with a three point six five earned run average And we're underway here at Kitamori Park , it's time for producer Phil to draw a name out of the WSLP fish bowl for tonight's Instagram winner . If you'd like your name to go into the fish bowl , head over to sleep baseball dot com and follow us on Instagram . If that sounds like the kind of thing you'd be into And tonight's winner is Addison P. Congratulations, Addison . Producer Phil be in touch on Instagram to sort out the exciting details once we're back in big rapids at the WSLP studio And crew chief BR Montebianco Hollers play ball , so we are underway here at Kitamori Park And Rio Nunez checks in . Nunez is a switch hitter and hilbat left against Valentine And the pitch fast ball in there for a cold strike. Oh and won And one slap to short , Bush is up with it and he fires to first to retire Nunez for the first out of the inning . And here's Randy Chang with one and nobody on Righty against Righty . Chang has reached base in twenty seven straight games going for twenty eight evening and the pitch Basketball paints the corner for a call to strike one And the O one curveball down low , one in one The one foul back end into the stands , one and two And the one to pitch Fastball rings him up , and Cheng is down on strikes for out number two And Bright Filbert steps in with two down and nobody aboard . A righty, wryite m atch up And Valentine's pitch . Fast ball, high and tight , one and now And the one o lider in the dirt to an O The two o pitch fastball runs out side and Valentine falls behind three in zero And the three o ve ball down and in , and Filbert is aboard with a two out walk . So a runner on first , two down for Keith Caster Righty against Lefty And a pitch slider down low . Wanna know And the one o st ball misses just a bit outside two and O The two o h that fastball is called a strike two in one And the two one pitch Slider misses low and it's three in one And the free one fastball runs outside , and Caster trot down to First . Back to back walks issued by Zack Valentine here in the top of the First So runners on first and second , two down for blink Redderson , a righty, righty match up And Valentine From the Stretch Hammered Fowl and Out of Play Owen Wan And the O one , fastball down and in one in one The one one slider , misses Low , two and one And the two one chopped foul down the first base line , two and two The Tutu pitch swing in a miss on a high heater , and Redderson strikes up to end the inning The timber's strand of pair and they do not score . And after a half, it's timber 's nothing , tigers coming up here on WSLP and the Northwoods Baseball Radio Network Buddy Palmer here from Palmer's Pro Shop at the Whispering Times Munic ipal Golf Course . We've got clubs, we've got pole carts , we've got visors, gloves, and other handsome golf attire . And if you need to brush up on your game , enjoy a lesson or two from one of our expert instructors . Come on by and see us at the Whispering Pines Municipal Golf Course , just north of Big Rapids on Northland Dri . Palmer's Pro Shop serving the Quint City since nineteen seventy five And welcome back with us from Kitamori Park for the bottom of the first . No score here and Schmidty Diaz digs in against Brocktun Shimper . Righty against Lefty And shimper's pitch . Bastball, Colda Strike Own one And the O one slider cut on in mist . O and two The O two p itch and that's a slider in the dirt . One and two And the one to curve ball called strike three and Diaz is down on strikes for out number one And Sharky Bush steps in with one away and nobody on Righty against Righty And the pitch Bush ripped down the right field line . That one drops in and bounces all the way to the wall , with Bush heading for second , and he will slide in safely ahead of the throw . And that's a one out double for Shargy Bush So a runner on second , one away for Bruford Kosinski , right Egst And shimmer from the stretch Braking ball misses outside . Wanna know And the one out Hammered foul and into the stands , one in one The one fastball down low , two in one The two unpitch Curve Ball misses low and Shemper falls behind three and one and the three one Change of Outside , and Kosinski is the board with a one out walk . So now two aboard and one away for the hot hitting birth sessions . Sessions is a switch hitter and who bat left against Schemper And the pitch lifted to left center , Moon is calling for it and he makes the catch for out number two And here's Prudence Jefferson with two on and two outs . Right Engst Left E . Bottom of the first , new score here at Kidamori Park . And the pitch slashed foul off to the right . Owen won And the O one And he fouls another one off into The zero two pitch lifted to shallow right . Ferguson drifting back and he makes the catch to end the inning . The Tigers strand of pair and they do not score . And with one in the books, it's a scoreless contest here at Kitamori Park We'll be back in a moment with the second inning here on WSOP and the Northwood Baseball Radio Network Hey there. It's Dana Dedrick and I'm thrilled to bring you love notes where we blend the best of smoke jazz and relationship advice to create a cozy late night listening experience . Finding love and keeping it doesn't have to be so mysterious . Tune in weeknights at ten PM to unwind with some mellow melodies and get tips on how to build and maintain healthy relationships Love notes. Week night to ten PM on W SLP Big Rapids Top of the second inning here at Kitamori Park still Still no score , and Dutch Moon will step in against Zach Valentine , a righty righty matchup And the pitch hammered fouled on the right field line , own one And the O one Fastball a strike on the corner . One two And the O two Curve ball cut on in mist and Moon is down on strikes for the first out of the inning . And here's Henny Oldman with one away and nobody aboard . Righty against righty And Valentine's Pitch . Curved Bull Cut On and Mist , Owen Won And . Fastball up and in one in one The one and he takes an awkward hack at a low slider , one and two And the one two grounded a second Kramer has it and tosses to first to retire Oldman for out number two . And And Hazus Ferguson checks in with two down and nobody on another righty, righty matchup In the page Fastball , misses Lowe , one and O . And the one oh curveball paints the corner for a cold strike . One in one The one pitch . Slider down low , two in one And the two one popped up shallow right . Kramer is under it and he makes the catch to end the inning . And that's a one, two, three inning for Zack Valentine here in the top of the second . And it remains a scoreless ball game . We'll be back in a moment with more baseball here on the Northwoods baseball radio Network Stay up to date with all the shenanigans of the Sleep Baseball Universe at Sleep baseball . com The latest episodes , news from the Quint Cities and fabulous items from the gift shop . Sign up for W alli's World , our infrequent and mildly entertaining newsletter . Find it all today at sleepbaseball dot com Wallie McCarthy and producer Phil reporting from Kidamori Park on this beautiful night flor a ball game . We are still scoreless here as we enter the last of the second . The Tigers will bring the six, seven and eight batters up against Brockton Shimper . And Ernesto Stern steps in righty against righty and shimper's pitch Hid in the air to left center , moon racing over and he makes the catch for out number one And here's Clifton Santiago with one away and nobody on another righty, writey match up And the pitch , hammered foul and the stands , owen one And the zero and he fouls another one off and two The O two pitch So swing in a miss on a low slider and Santiago is down on strikes for out number two And that will bring up Vaughn Kramer , righty against Riti And the pitch fastball called a strike . Owen won And the O one curve ball and outside , one in one The one one fastball misses just a bit outside . Two and one And the two one pitch slider down and in and it's three in one And the three one , fastball downstairs , and Kramer's aboard with a two out walk And Zack Valentine digs in with a runner on and two down . Righty against Ritey And Shemper from the Stratch . Fastball misses High . one and O And the one oh Fisted foul and out of play , one in one The one one pitch tapper it a second . Ferguson is up with it and he flips the first to retire Valentine to end the inning We've played two here at Kitamori Park , and it's still a scoreless contest . We'll be back with the third inning in a moment here on W SLP and the Northwoods Baseball Radio Network Timbuck three , AV specializing in Beta Max and multivisional DVD , the only such service in the Quint City area Timbuk three AV Top of the third inning here in Toma at Kitamori Park . It is still a scoreless contest and the tim bers will bring the nine one and two batters to the plate against Zach Valentine . And Brocktun Shimper steps in a righty, righty match up And Valentine's Pitch Hemmard Fowl and Out of Play Owen Wan Andio one Curve Ball paints the corner for a call to strike two And the O two So wing in a miss on a slider in the dirt and shimper is down on strikes for out number one . And here's Rio Nunez at the top of the timbers order order . Nunia is grounded out in the first And the pitch fastball high and tight , one and now and the one o back to the screen, one in one The one Driven to deep right field , Kosinski is on the run and he makes a spectacular catch for out number two , two down, nobody aboard for Randy Chang . Chang struck out in the first inning And the pitch . Fastball cut on in mist . Owen won and be a one Hold back end out of play . One two VO two pitch Lider bounces in the dirt . One in two And the one two roller to second . Kramer is up with it and he tosses to first to retire chain to end the inning . Three up three down for Zach Valentine here in the top of the third , and it remains a scoreless ball game . We'll be back in a minute with more baseball here on the Northwood Baseball Radio Network Hello , this is Winston T. Winston, president of WSLB radio . I'd like to invite you to the Big Rapids Airport Lounge for a special night of fun and brevity with Frank Gilbert . It's WSLP night on the mainstage and fun is guaranteed for all . The two for one Marqu itas go well with the comedy stylings of Frank Gilbert and Fr itz or Tega's Supernachos . I hope to see you at WSLP night at the Big Rapids Airport Lounge Say a seat for me , Winston T . Winson . Last of the third and still no score here at Kitamori Park . And Schmidti Diaz checks in at the top of the Tigers order against Brocktune Shemper . Diaz struck out in the first And the pitch driven down the left field line . That one is fair , and it will bounce over the wall and Diaz is a board with a ground rule double . So a run around second , nobody out for Sharky Bush And Shemper from the scratch . Fastball, Mrs. L . One no and the one out chopped foul down the third base line , one in one one The one and he fouls another one off one and two And the one two pitch , driven to deep left field , Filbert racing back , and he will run out of room as that one sails over the wall . And that's a long, lazy two run homer for Sharkie Bush , and the tigers now lead two to nothing Bases cleared , still nobody out for Bruford Kosinski . Kosinski walked in the first inning And a pitch slider, cut on and mist Owen one and the O one Fouled end out of play O and two The O two . Curve ball misses Low , one and two The one two pitch popped up on the infield , Ferguson calling for it , and he makes the catch for out number one And here's birth sessions with one away and nobody aboard . Sessions flied out in the first inning And the pitch . Bastball called a strike , own one Andy O Splashed Fowl off to the right . Owen two VO two . Fast of all misses High , one and two and the one to pitch curve ball misses low , two and two And the two Hid in the air to right center Chain drifting over and he makes the catch for out number two Too down nobody on for prudence Jefferson who popped out in the first And the pitch . Fast of all misses Downin Wanna know And the one O ur ball Mrs. L ow , two and zero The two o pitch popped up left . Redderson is under it and he makes the catch to end the inning . But the tigers are on the borg thanks to a two run blast by Sharkie Bush . And with three in the books, it's Tigers , Timbers Nothing . We'll be back with the fourth inning in a moment here on W SOP and the Northwoods Baseball Radio Network . Okay kids , this is Blink Redderson . I'm here at Ted's Fishing World, and I just want to say they've got some great deals for people that like to fish or wish they could fish . They have reels and they have lures and they have bait RLB they call it. You can get the RLB special twenty five percent off if you mentioned my name , Link Redderson Denense fishing world . If fishing's in your head trust ted , Ted . Top of the fourth here at Kitamori Park , the tigers leading the timbers to nothing and Brink Filbert steps in against Zach Valentine . Filbert walked in the first And Valentine's Pitch Fisted Fowl off to the left , Owen Wan And the zero one Fastball paints the corner for a cold strike . O and two The O two . Lighter in the dirt . One and two The one two pitch grounder up the middle , and that one squeaks through the infield . And Filbert is aboard with a lead off single here in the four . And here's Keith Caster with a runner on and nobody out . Caster walked in the first inning And Valentine from the Stratch . Fastball called Strike One And the O one engulfed into left center . Diaz is calling for it and he makes the catch for out number one Runner on first , one down for Blink Rutterson who struck out in the first And the pitch , curveable cut on in mist own one And the zero one bowled back end out of play zero and two DO two pitch driven to deep right Kosinski drifting back and he makes the catch on the warning track for out number two . And here's Dutch moon with two down and a runner on first . Moon struck out in the second inning And a pitch , fastball, cut on in mist . One And the O one and that fast fall misses Low , one in one The one pitch . Lined into right field , Kasinski is right there and he makes the catch to end the inning . The timbers do not score and after three and a half , it remains Tigers , timber's nothing We'll be back with more baseball in a moment after these words on W SLP and the Northwoods Baseball Radio Network . Stay up to date with all the shenanigans of the sleek baseball universe at sleepbaseball. com The latest episodes , news from the Quint Cities and Fabulous Items from the Gift Shop Sign up for Walli's World, our infrequent and mildly entertaining newsletter Find it all today at sleepbaseball dot com Wallie McCarthy and producer Phil back with you for the last of the fourth here at Kidam ori Park . The tiger is leading the timbers to nothing and her nesto stern digs in against r au Bpt oon Shimper . Stern flied out his first time off And shimper's pitch hard grounder up the middle . That one will get past a diving no . And Stern is aboard with a lead off single . So a runa around first , nobody out for Clifton Santiago , who struck out in the second inning And shimper from the stretch . Slider misses Low . One and no And the one zero curve ball bounces in front of the plate to an O The two pitch Fastball just misses a bit outside and Schemper falls behind three in O K And the three o stball called a strike, Santiago taking all the way The three one pitch foul back to the screen and the count runs full And the payoff pitch hid in the air to deep right , Chang racing back and he makes a leaping catch on the warning track for out number one . And here's Vaughn Kramer with a runner on and a one away And the pitch . Fastball, cut on in missed. Owen won And the O one slider miss outside , one in one The one and the runner goes . Olderman fires a second in time and, stern is caught stealing for out number two And the one two to Kramer . Hopper to second . Ferguson is up with it and he flips the first to retire Kramer to end the inning . The Tigers do not score and with four in the books , it remains Tigers II , timber's nothing . We'll be back with the fifth frame in a moment here on the Northwoods Baseball Radio Network This is salty sal t city confections . In addition to our world famous popcorn balls, try our bonban , rock candy , and nut covered sweetneats . We're located on the Danesty River Walk next to the world's largest cupcake Salt City Confection , your Confection Connection . Top of the fifth inning here at Kitamori Park . The tigers leading the timbers to nothing and Henny Oldman steps in against Zach Valentine . Alderman grounded out his first time up And Valentine's pitch fastball called a strike . Owen one And the O one ripped foul down the third base line . O and two VO two p itch and he fouls another one off and will do it again And a edge lighter runs low and in one and two And the one two popped up over the plate Santiago calling for it . And he makes the catch for out number one . And here 's Hazeus Ferguson with one away and nobody on . Ferguson popped out in the second inning In the bed bitch . Basball Cold of Strike , Owen won and the O one fisted foul and out of play . Oh and two The O two pitch Roller to short , Bush is up with it and he fires to first just in time to retire Ferguson for out number two . Two down nobody on for Brocktoon Shemper . Shemper struck out in the third And the pitch , fast the ball cut on in mist Owen one And the O one slider misses Low , one in one The one pitch . Foul back end, out of play , one in two And the one to So wing in a miss on a high heater and shimper strikes out to end the inning . Three up three down for Zack Valentine here in the top of the fifth . And it remains Tigers II , Timbers Nothing And out from the clubhouse comes Winston T. Winston and right behind him is Mr Baseball , the new League mascot . We'll be back in a moment with more baseball here on the Northwoods baseball radio network Hello , this is Tim at Baribou Necessities Where can you go in Veribou to find everything you need That's Veribou necessities on Berkeley Boulevard The first ten customers that come to our grand reopening get a bare booboo bombers baseball cap the necess ity what you need . You're lord . What was the thinking ? Well, I think it's safe to say the reviews are at best mixed for the debut of Mr Baseball . A somewhat h ideous looking mascot with a giant baseball head . Some of the younger fans at the ballpark recoiled in horror , but Mr. Baseball is back in the clubhouse as far as we know . In any case, it's the last of the fifth here at Kitamori Park , the tigers leading the timbers to nothing and Zack Valentine steps in against Brockton Shimper Valentine grounded out in the second And shimper's pitch , curveball cold strike one And the O one Fastball, cut on in mist Owen two The O two pitch lighter in the dirt . One and two And the one two swing in a miss on a low curve and Valentine is down on strikes for out number one . And here's Schmidti Diaz at the top of the Tigers Order . Diaz is one for two tonight with a double in the third And the pitch fastball called Strike one And one , Fastball cut on in mist , oh and two And the O two . Slider misses low . One and two No one to hit in the air to left field . Filbert is and he makes the catch for out number two So two outs now nobody on for Sharkie Bush Bush had a double in the first and a two run homer in the third and the pitch fastball high and tight . You want to know And the one oh lifted foul and out of play , one in one The one one slider, misses Low , two and one The two one pitch dribbled foul off to the right , two and two And the two curveball called strike three , and Bush strikes out to end the inning And that's a one two three inning for Brocktune Shimper here in the bottom of the fifth . And it remains Tigers II , Timbers nothing We'll be back in a moment with the sixth inning here on W SLP and the North woods Baseball Radio Network You know me . This is it Uncle Had . It makes sense that Lake City would have the finest water ski and boream in the world because Lake City is the home of water skiing . It's where it was invented . I want to tell you about the good folks at Samuelson's ski shop there in Lake City . They got everything you need for water skiing , skis , cable barks , life jackets , soft shells, you know, the drill . Why don't you go on into Samuelson's ski shop and tell them and uncle Hat said hi . Top of the sixth inning here in Toma at Kidamori Park . The tigers holding on to a two nothing lead , and the timbers will bring the one, two and three batters up against Zach Valentine and Rio Nunez checks in . Nunez is over two this evening . And of Valentine's pitch . Fastball, cold a strike. Owen won And the Y Slider misses Low and outside , one in one The one pitch . Two hoppered is short , bush has it and fires to first to retire Nunez for out number one . And here's Randy Chang with one away and nobody on And the pitch flighter down low , one and now And the one o rounded a second . Kramer is up with it and he tosses to first to retire Chang for out number two . And Brank Filbert digs in with two down and the base is empty . Filbert walked in the first stand, singled in the fourth And a pitch Curve Ball misses inside . Wanna know And the one zero Bastball called a strike at the knee , one in one The one one fastball high and tight , two and one And the two one pitch slider misses Lowe , and Valentine falls behind three in one and the three one fastball inside and Filbert is aboard with a two out walk . And here's Keith Caster with a runner on and two down And Valentine from the Stretch . Fast of all , misses Lowe . Wanna know and the one zero Foul back end out of play , one in one The one , curve ball, cut on and mist . One and two The one two pitch sewing in a miss on a low slider and Caster strikes out to end the inning . The timbers do not score and after five and a half , it remains Tiger's two , timber's nothing . We'll be back with more baseball here on the Northwoods baseball radio network Stay up to date with all the shenanigans of the Sleep Baseball universe at sleep ball. com The latest episodes news, from the Queen Cities , and fabulous items from the gift shop . Sign up for Walli's World , our infrequent and mildly entertaining newsletter . Find it all today at sleepbaseball dot com Wally McCarthy and producer Phil back with you on this beautiful night for a ball game here at Kidamori Park . The Tikers leading to nothing , and they'll bring the three, four and five batters up against Brocktoon Shemper And Bruford Kosinski steps into the box . Kosinski walked in the first and popped out in the third And the patch hammered to deep center field , moon drifting back , and he makes a leaping catch on the warning track for out number one Katsinski gave that one a ride, but it was a couple feet short of leaving the yard . And here's Bert Sessions with one away and nobody on . Sessions is O for two this evening And the pitch . Lifted to left center . That one will drop in for a hit . That will roll all the way to the wall . Sessions heading for seconds and he'll be aboard safely . And that's a stand up double for birth sessions So a runaround second one away for prudence Jefferson . Jefferson is O for two this evening And Shimper from the Stretch Fast of Ball, Mrs. Lowe . Wanna know And the one hole Slider down and in two and no The two o pitch Fastball just misses a bit outside and Shemper falls behind three in O And the three o 's a fast ball called a strike, three in one The three one pitch . Grounded at first , Caster have it unassisted , and he steps on the bag to retire Jefferson for out number two . Sessions advances safely to third a run rong third with two outs for Ernesto Stern , who is one for two this evening In the pitch . Fast the ball, high and tight , one and no And the one oh slider misses Low to an O N now they're going to intentionally walk stern to get to Santiago . So we'll have runners on the corners two down Santiago is over to this evening And a Valentine's pitch basball called a strike Owen won And the O one slider low and in one in one The one pitch . Curve ball cut on and mist . One and two And the one two driven to deep left field , Bilbert racing back , and he'll run out of room as that one sails over the wall and into the sea And that's a three run homer for Clifton Santiago . And the Tigers now lead five nothing And that will bring up Von Kramer with two down and the bases cleared . Kramer walked in the second and grounded out in the fourth And the pitch . Hid in the air to center field , Moon will have room and he makes the catch to end the inning . But the Tigers get another three runs across and with six in the books it's Tiger's five , timber's nothing We'll be back with the seventh inning in a moment here on W SLP and the Northwoods Baseball Radio Network This is Gent Fredner , mayor of Big Rabids . I'd like to invite you to tune in to the Quint City's celebrity golf invitational , or even better . Join us in person . Guests include Galvin McCloud Jr. Blinky Malone , Fritz Ortega and did I mention Beans Captain Bender Sorensen? Join me, Jeff Fredner , Quid City celebrity golf editational only only a WSLP . Top of the seventh inning here at Kitamori Park Park . The Tigers leading the timbers five nothing , and Blink Redderson checks in against Zach Valentine . Or Redderson is over to tonight And the pitch fastball cut on in mist . Oh and one And the O one and if that fastball runs high , one in one The one one hammered fowl and into the stands one and two The one two pitch slider down low , two and two The two Fastball brushes him back and the count runs full And the payoff pitch and he chases a slider out of the zone and Redderson is down on strikes for the first out of the inning And here's Dutch Moon with one away and nobody on . Moon is over evening And the pitch Basetball a strike one And the O one . Curve ball cut on in mist . O and two The O two pitch fastball misses very high . One in two And the one two swing in a miss on a high heater and Moon strikes out for out number two . And Henny Oldman checks in . Alderman is over to you this evening And the pitch Fastball cut on in missed Coin one And the O one Hard Grounder is short . Bush is up with it and he fires to first to retire Oldman to end the inning . And that's another one, two, three inning for Zack Valentine here in the top of the seventh . And as we head into the stretch , it remains Tiger's five timbers nothing . We'll be back in a moment with more baseball here on W SLP and the Northwoods Baseball Radio Network This is the Reverend Ira Gay for the Fuck Stop in Community Theater I hope you'll join me for their production of our town The Buck Stop in community theater making things happen Last of the seventh inning here at Kitamori Park , the Tigers with a five nothing lead over the timbers as Zack Valentine digs in to bat for himself against Bratoon Shemper , Valentine with a ground out and a strikeout this evening and shimper's pitch , fast ball cut on in mist , nothing in one And the O one and he chases a high he owing to The O two and he does not offer at a low fast ball . One and two The one two pitch slider bounces in the dirt. Tune two And the two swing in a miss on a low curve and Valentine strikes out for the first out of the frame And here's Schmitty Diaz at the top of the Tigers order Diaz is one for three this evening with a double in the third And the pitch . Fastball , misses High . Wanna know And the one out Popped up shallow right . Ferguson is can't under it and he makes the catch for out number two So base is empty two down for sharky bush . Bush is two for three this evening And the pitch , Hannard , Fowl and Out of Play , O and Won In the yo one fastball down and in one in one The one one pitch . Check swing, no swing on a high fastball, two in one And the two one pitch foul back end into the screen , two and two And the two hit in the air to write field . Filbert will have room and And he makes the catch to end the inning . Three up three down for Brocktune Shimper here in the bottom of the seventh , and it remains Tiger's Five , Timber's Nothing . We'll be back with the eighth inning in a moment here on the Northwoods Baseball Radio Network Hello . You know me . This is then uncle Hat . 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And that curveball is down low , one in one The one slider paints the corner for a called strike two And the one two pitch Braking ball misses low , two and two The two hid in the air to center field routine play for Diaz and he makes the catch for the first out of the inning . And Roy Babcock steps in to pinch it for Brocktoon Shimper in the nine spot righty against Ritey And the Valentine's pitch Fastball, low in a way . You want to know And the one o festival up and in two and O . The two O pitch , grounder up the middle , and that one gets through for a base hit and and Babcock is aboard with a one out single . And here's Rio Nunez at the top of the timbers order . Nunia's is nothing for three this evening And Valentine from the Stratch . Bouncer fell on the first baseline. Owen won And the O one slider in the dirt , one in one The one pitch . Grounder to short , bush to second for one over to first in time . And that's a six forty three double play to end the inning . The timbers do not score and after seven and a half it remains Tiger's five , timber's nothing . We'll be back in a bit after these words on WSLP and the Northwoods Baseball Radio Network. Stay up to date with all the shenanigans of the Sleep Baseball universe at sleepbaseball dot com The latest episodes news from the Quint Cities , and fabulous items from the gift shop . Sign up for Wally's World, our infrequent and mildly entertaining newsletter letter . Find it all today at sleepbaseball dot com . Last of the eighth here at Kitamori Park . The Tigers lead the timbers five nothing and Bruford Kosinski is due up against Timber's right handed reliever , Stanley Guera , a righty lefty matchup And Guera's pitch fastball called Strike One And the O one Rollered is short , Nunez is there, and he fires to first to retire Kasinski for out number one . And here's Bert Sessions with the one away and nobody aboard . Sessions is one for three tonight with a double in the sixth And the pitch popped up shallow left . Redderson is calling for it and he makes the catch for out number two And Prudence Jefferson checks in with two down and nobody on. Jefferson is nothing for three this evening And the Guera's pitch slider misses Low . Wanna know And the one oh mered Foul of third , one in one The one on slider down low , two and one And the two one hard grounder to first , Caster have it unassisted , and he steps on the bag to retire Jefferson to end the inning . And that's a one, two, three inning for Stanley Guera in relief . And with eight in the books, it remains Tiger's Five , Timber's Nothing . We'll be back with the ninth inning in a moment here on the Northwoods Baseball Radio Network . Hello , this is Anne, Uncle Hat for Ed Horn's House of Sleep . Ed called me up the other day to help get the word out for his going out for business sale . It seems Ed fell asleep but the wheel there and the full barn is stacked to the rafters with mattresses , headboards , lamps , these new gummies they got there behind the counter . They're supposed to help you sleep. I tried one the other day and I slept like a baby . I woke up every three hours . That's an old joke. Actually, I slept for a day and a half, but that's neither here nor there. They don't have essential oils at the moment because of the mishap, but Beatrice is fine . Anyway, come on down Dad Horn's house asleep You don't need to count your sheep if you go to head horn's house asleep home Top of the ninth inning gear at Kitamori Park . It's been all tigers so far tonight as they leave the timbers five nothing and Randy Chang steps in against Zach Valentine . Cheng is over three this evening And the pitch breaking ball misses low . One and no And one O Fast of Ball Cut on in mist , one in one The one slider misses outside , two in one The two on pitch grounded a second . Kramer is up with it and he flips to first to ret ire Chang for the first out of the inning . And here's Brank Filbert with one away and nobody on . Silbert has been on base three times this evening with a couple of walks and a single And the bidge Slider down and in one and O and the one oh hidden the air down the left field line and that one will knuckle foul and into the stands one in one The one one slider in the dirt, two in one And the two one pitch , foul back end, out of play , two and two The two . Hit in the air to shallow center , Diaz racing in , and he makes a diving catch for out number two two . So the timbers are down to their final out here at Kidmore Park , trailing the tigers nothing and Keith Caster will dig in And the pitch fastball cut on and mist . Oh and one and the O one and that fastball runs high , one in one The one pitch Hit in the air to center field . Diaz is under it and he makes the catch to end the ball game So the Tigers take this one at home by a score of five to nothing Zach Valentine pitches a complete game shutout . Brocktoon Shemper takes the loss for the timbers . For the victorious Tom a Tigers , five runs on five hits , no errors . And for the visiting Big Rapids timbers , no runs on two hits and no errors . Producer Phil and I will be back with the postgame show in a moment here on W SLP and the Northwoods Baseball Radio Network It's just too It's just It's just It's just

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