Citizen Arrests and Ninja Vigilante Justice

I dressed as a ninja once and absolutely fucking towed up these kids I don't get that story ya Hello welcome to the podcast. This is not for radio. We are your host Duncan Hyde, Jay Reiv. Good to have you with us. Fantastic to have you with us and today we 're really getting into the weeds and leave a couple of loose stories out of the chamber because it's Sniper Elite and you get to do this 'cause this is the whole point. You're the ones that are keeping the fucking lights on. Oh, we didn't even should we just give it a little bit of a yeah . So if you're watching this on the tube Dylan at golden spur custom either has made that bad boy. Look at it , nailed it abs,olutely nailed it. Appreciate it. That's going straight into the pool room and by pool room, I mean hanging up behind here somewhere. Thank you very much. Above the black stones , how can we go there? I got a gun ings madel by Dylan as well which is, fucking outrageously cool. Plenty good. Hey, plenty of the podcast today, a couple of ripping war stories. Like Jay said, it goes a little bit rogue and we're fucking here for it. Some great messages on the sniper line. Enjoy the podcast. Attention snipers gear up and hold your positions. It's time to load up some war stories, your tales from the front line brought to life prepare to fire That's when air from an on a mask. So I'm a huge fan of the show. I'm over in the States and boy do I have a story for you guys . So a few years back I had an uncomfortable feeling in my jaw. So like a good lad, I left it alone for a few days until I got fucking infinitely worse. I thought being a man I'd just tough it out so it got worse and worse and worse and worse. And finally I decided fuck I,'ll go to the doctor and see what they see what they can find. The doctor comes in and turns out I had an abscess. No big deal, I thought. They're just going to give me some meds and all will be well. So they prescribed me some antibiotics which I had to take multiple times throughout the day and the next day I take the meds, my stomach fell a little bit off, being a man, I thought it was just the coffee. A few hours later we were out on the work site and I felt it again. I had to leave the job sight and gone shit somewhere and boy my ass wasn't ready for that. I shit out everything and I mean fucking everything . When I thought it was done, I stood up, wiped my ass and went back to the truck and as soon as I got to the truck, it hit again. So I ran back to the bathroom to shit again. This time it was completely different . It was if the shits had completely taken over my body and were forcing themselves out of me and it sounded like two elly cats fighting blind . It is such a good description . Really Fuckin' . Oh my god. I finally got finished and I was blood red in the face, fucking sweating profusely and I ended up getting back to the job site, worked for another hour or two, had to take some more meds and at this point I was regretting it. Anyway, I wanted to get better so down the fucking hatch it goes, not even thirty minutes later it fucking h it me again , but this time I had to go then and fucking there. So I had to use the customer's bathroom to get the demon squirts out and after about ten minutes of it sounding like a fucking blender running at full speed . I was finished. When I got home that night, my asshole started burning and itching like a motherfucker and it seemed the only relief I could get was dragging my eyes across the carpet like a fucking chihuahua So I called the doctor back and went back to them. The doctor gets in there and I explain something 's not fucking right and I'm dragging my arse across the carpet just to get relief. Wow, little did I know this was a teaching doctor's office. So the doctor gets me into the examination room and as I lay there with my ass out the doctor comes in and says this is so and so she's going to be observing you on this exam at this point I'm uncontrollably laughing because I'm already a hairy man and now here I am here I am to scout this fucking intern for life Hell yeah Dad always taught me if you clean the house you're going ex topect some company. So I've never trimmed my hair . Let me just say that again just in case you missed it. My dad always taught me that if you're plan in the house you're expecting company so I've never trimmed my arts . Never expected company . The doctor walks over, snickering, spreads a cheek, his cheeks and busts out laughing. Trying to compose herself, she says, Yep , you've got hemorrhoids. So they prescribed me some ointment and some suppositories which I had to take three times a fucking day for three days. Well, let me just tell you that shit worked. It worked so good that I couldn't shit . Why do the hemorrhoids make a good shit? There are two things going on here. I couldn't shit for three days due to the shrinking agent in the product. Moral of the story, just fucking man up. Thank you very much , Anthony Thorpe, from the USFA. Amazing. I feel like he had the shit and then they found hemorrhoids. Yeah, that's what you're because you wouldn't like shit so much fucking blew your guts out. Oh , you got them from shitting so . They had to do it. They had to do it. Heaps of dudes our age get hemorrhoids there from pushing too hard. You got hemorrhoids petty boy? Not right, not currently, but I did recently Yeah. But then also like my guts with my arm surgery and stuff, it does all sorts of weird things to you. And you're on like codein or whatever blocks . You can't, you can't, you can't and, then it's all go. Oh Jesus. When I last got injured a couple years ago, I was having trouble moving stuff because I was on oxynom and that blocks you up . And so I went to see this doctor. My doctor wasn't there. There was another doctor there and he like this's older gentleman and I go and I explain it to him and he writes me a prescription for some liquid lexodover and I'm like great. I go into the chemist and then the chemist comes back with this like box like and I look in it and the dudes prescri bed me like eight liters . These like one liter containers and he's giving me eight liters of this pink goof. It looks like teletopy semen and I'm just like, what am I meant to do with this? I had one capful of it once, shaped for two days straight and never touched it again. Still to this day on the top of our fridge there's eight liters of lexitives. I don't know, pranks. Straight away , like my brain instantly went to like a b ulk fucking sangria mix for the fucking for the stuff. Christmas party. Magneto . Survey Day. Save it, save it for your last day at work. Shout everybody on the puss. Don't get it and then everyone puss out there. So don't forget to get some of Benny more's bubble bubble bubble but cocktails. We're gonna go in and break a few of the work toilets first and then feed everyone . Marken hell What do you want to do is climb lock all of them and then slide out underneath hospital grade absolutely pile up at the fucking toilets some of the showers will get full of shit. I've been in a hospital grade like this once for fun and it's not fun. stopped counting after I got to like sixty shits. My eye . There was nothing my body was just like just fine liquid. Pretty sure I had basically no blood left in my body because it was just sucking the liquid out of the body. Fuck it was so bad. I went to sleep at two AM I took it out . I think I took it about three o'clock in the afternoon or maybe at the start of the night show I was doing the night show there maybe seven PM didn't shit until eleven, then shat basically constantly until two AM or two thirty AM and then went to bed in the field position not caring if I shat the be . I was just like, I don't even care anymore. I had nothing left . Fucking nothing . What the fuck is that over there? Is that a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a Jay and Dunk. This is not for fucking radio . You little beauty Little Beauty Friday Thursday afternoon beanie boy, you will love this. Somebody changed the game. when So someones a win prize on our show, they go you little beauty, then we play this fucking outrageous drum and base you little beauty song . A winner goes, You big beauty. Oh man. And I was like revolutionary evolutionary Who wants a little beauty? We can get a fucking big beauty. I've seen a lot of blokes when we were in Cambodia, they were looking for little beauties So we've got to work some work to do. I think we might we might if someone sees you big beauty, we're going to do like a song could possibly be the same one but with like a fucking deeper voice a big beauty Like you got drumming bass for the first one. This is like a big dub steppy big beauty like Yeah. Do you know anybody that can make that for us? one hundred percent, I can probably do it. You probably quite good. Make a music. You've got the shit. You've probably got it. I think there's something lying around that you can just lay vocals over. Look, we've got a music studio at my house. Fuck it . Yeah in the beat laboratory . Speaking of beating has the elbow joke. Bring us up to speed on the elbow. Aw , so Context broke my arm twice two years ago snowboarding skating, went back in for what they call a capsule release to open up the elbow but more because it was locking up at a forty five. That went good. It's actually opened up like substantially more. It'll never go straight again, but it's so much better than it was . Unfortunately during the procedure though they've nicked one of my nerves and given me a bit of a gammy hand so hopefully it's not the beginning of a huge saga. I've got numbness all down the side of my hand my little finger these two fingers are a bit cooked, my hands are bit fun ny, and fumbling cutlery and can't roll. Would you consider aputing it? Yeah, if I can get a sweet hook, fucking my man . These days there's some pretty cool robot hands as well. I'm here to kick start my DJ career again. Now imagine if I had one robotic hand as a DJ. Oh, imagine how fast DJ Cyborg. Did you know how fast you could beat No, I'm instantly there will be different attachments you can be like all sorts of you just like click and then here we go , click the button. We've got to find there's a video guy who got all these different books you go and this goes and heads on this TV and the TV show and he's like, Oh God , it's fragile switching off to Yeah . Sorry Mate this is on protein shake mode . I'm a big gem guy. Yeah . Oh fucking wild. I'm gonna do another sniper line here actually. This one Chris . How fella is. I just want to share a story to you guys at the time I almost died riding a mountain bike. You can call me Chris because that's my fucking name . Anyway , after school I was riding with my mates about thirteen years ago and I was doing a run up to a jump and there was a little kicker jump and I kicked over that and back end of my bike ended straight up over the head of me and it's sort of up on the ground and suddenly I felt some warm liquid. First thought was I pierced myself, realized it wasn't pierced and it was blood. Second thought it was a fuck I split my nuts open but, no it was,n't my nutsack either. I had a big gash, took fifteen stitches to stitch it up. While I was in the ED, the doctor dug his fingers straight in to see how deep it was. It was pretty fucking gnarly. She got rushed to the other hospital. Our hospital wasn't able to do any surgery so got rushed to the other hospital , got surgery after midnight that turned into mum's birthday. It's a happy birthday, mum she would have loved that . Anyway it was nearly in or millimeters from my femoral artery so it almost killed myself that was great . And yeah, fifteen stitches in the leg, got a gnarly gnarly scar to tell the story, but yeah, that's the story how I almost died on mountain bike go along and go hard and up the wars. Up the wands crushy boy, thank you very much in your message. Yeah . Did you see that story that came out yesterday? I think it was in Brazil, Portugal. Fucking bungee jumper? What fuck? I literally thought that it was a joke and then I saw all the multiple camera angles on it psyched. I didn't click on any of those. Well, no, they just kept popping up throughout the day. I was like, surely not . And that's fucking well, she's twenty one years old. twenty one years. twenty one year old woman fell to her death from a bridge in Brazil after bungee jump staff allegedly threw her over the edge without attaching her bungee rope . She was killed on an abandoned railway bridge in front of horrified witnesses, workers had launched her from the forty meter drop in a superman pose . Footage of the moments before the full show two members of the staff carrying her horizontally by her arms and legs towards the edge, apparently unaware that the harness had not been connected to the main rope. As she was released, voices could be heard shouting The rope, people the rope. The camera then pans to show the safety line still lying on the platform as she fell to the ground. Fucking crazy. A maid of mine saw something real similar to this. He was going to do one of those canyon swings. Oh, I know a few years ago. No, no, no. It was in New Zealand. There' as big story about it and this chick like three people before him went off on a wonky angle and hit the canyon wall and she ended up dying like a few days later in hospital, like hit the canyon wall and all of them were just like absolutely not doing this ever. Like apparently those swing ones are even more dangerous because there is you know with a bungee it's dangerous but there's not much to hit whereas those ones is like you know like apparently when she jumped off she didn't even look like she was on that much of a weird angle and she just swung funny and went straight into the canyon wall. Who was it? I don't need that shit in my life, you know? Like there's once upon a time when I did froth all that stuff, but not any more eh? The rumble were talking to who some singer died in a helicopter accident as well. He's like a famous dude that's gonna be playing here later in the week. To helicopters collide today. Yeah . Who helicopters don't fuck him? I don't know. I'm not falling in love with them at the moment. Someone was telling me the numbers on it. Or is it you telling me the numbers on it? It's like a in a fix wingircraft you chance. Ryan was in the car the way down. Yeah, so it's two days. five of every hundred hours of flying or something hundred thousand hours or something. There's a crash and then planes is a whole lot less than that. The rumble were talking to some bloke who was a shandy . He used to be the manager of the All Blacks and he was one of the originals with Aja Hackett Bungie and they're like, what have you done? You must have done some rogue shit back in the day. And he was like, yeah, we used to jump off with weights, holding on to weights so it would drag you down and then you just let it go and then you'd fucking go higher than the bridge that you're tied to . And I was like we had this fuck that was crazy . We used to run this bar over summer at the mount called the sandbar. There's enough water that's going on the bridge for me to tell the story. Fucker was pretty hectic . Sniper lead . Yeah, so as part of this, we would have all these activities. So the bar ran from like ten AM till about sort of nine PM and it was a week before news and a week after news. So the week leading up to it, you basically covered your cost and week after is where you made your money. So you hope for a great weather afters, containers of just fuck people lining up at ten o'clock in the morning to get into this joint. And I was kind of a events guy there. And so that's how I've got the job at MTV. So they saw me MC on that stage and that's how I got the job at MTV. Brook and Amber saw me . And so anyway, one of the things I had this idea and I was like, man, I've always loved it. We used to go to this . There's a big motorcycle club in New Plymouth and we'd go to their motorcycle show and they one of the originals and they used to have this thing out it was on fucking car park in front of the clubhouse and they'd have a horizontal bungee so they'd tie it around your waist and like a big weightlifter's belt, plug you into this thing and they must have like an old bungee called, I can't quite remember it was pretty young. But they're like I remember that people would run and run up and grab a can of beer and drink it and then had to fuck yeah, that was fucking cool though. Horizontal bungee. Yeah, this is on this is on Dark Seal though. So you know we went on floor. Yeah, now fucking this is proper biking shit. It was cool. So one it went it was anchoring into the fence , one can, then it was like two cans, then it was like a sixer, then there was a can at the end of it. And it was like, no one's getting close to this anyway. This big fucker big fat bastard rolls up. I plug him in and he just starts marching. Like most people get to the first can maybe get to the sixth pack of whatever it was, the next one . So this guy just fucking gets a boyfriend gets the first can, eats it, not even slime down. It doesn't even look like this thing's pulling on a six fucking pack just walruses these things fucking two at a time bang bang and then gets up all the way to the end of these on the fucking key just leaning in full weight just fucking this thing's like about a millimeter thick stretched out to its max and he's fucking just chugging around this key there you go Oh, you greedy fucking three of them grabbed the thing and bullet back this thing's loaded up and he got fucked like proper fucked full game back like a absolute like the clappers and because it was anchored to the fence just goes fuck in' but straight through the fence next to it. It's like it's corrugated on fucking razor wire on the top of it straight through it. It was awesome. So when I was running this and running this , you were being set up for us. I thought I need to do that. do that I'm gonna fucking horizontal bungee shoot again. So anyway, the red bull hammer turned up, which has got like a DJ sort of set up on the back of it. So it was perfect. You can DJ off the back of it, parked right in front of the stage. Great anchor point, no one's torn this thing away . Not a hell of a lot of thought put into it and we'd basically been drinking the entire time. We'd been running this thing anyway. So shot down to the local hardware store and just got heaps of bungee cord like fucking metres and meters and meters of it. And then just threaded it back on itself and then made like a real makeshift bungee. Put a carabiner in one end, a carabiner in the other end and just taped it every sort of thirty centimeters to make it one big long cable . Fucking tie it onto the back of the hammer . And just didn't think because I'm not a fucking bungee specialist that if you disembark from a point, then you will come back to the point in which it is attached . And so the first fucking dude that does this thing he gets up there, we get it one of those like a harness from like a high store and this guy goes sprinting off same sort of thing get there you get a canyon get a can and he goes running and so he loads a thing up, loads a thing up and then he goes to turn around and just kind of jog it back. But when you're getting pulled by maybe a hundred meters of bungee cord fucky go quick, real quick. And so he just eats shit into the back of this fucking hammer and off to the hospital when it happened . So then so then we adapted it. I was like, we can't have that. So we would have these big single mattress. Yeah, we had these big sort of cushions that we're using as like lounges for people to get on. So we would stand either side because it goes straight back into a toeboard which is fucking amazing ideal. And we would just fucking bat these people down into the ground when they come running back, chicks, dudes, whatever. And we'd put a brake chain of like two meters on it just to take a little bit of the heat out . Shit it was good though. It was awesome . And this is like everything that we would do back then and this is maybe early two thousands you could do anything like the police had sitting there at lunchtime having beers. Like it was just fucking awesome and it was a great crew and yeah man we absolutely got up to all sorts of fucking havoc. We I remember when I first started the rock the year before this before the liquor laws changed, they just put a fuck they put heavy duty springs and shocks in the back of a rock ute and put a pallet of fucking bear on there and drove around and they had a glass box. They did they put a perspex lid kind of around the pallet and then they had a glass box with a little thing that you put your business card in. And so they just drove around and then just dropped a pallet of piss at someone's house won a whole ballot. Couldn't do that now. There's a competition in Oakoni every Tuesday on the staff stuffy's night at one of the pubs you won a safe you won yourself a keg and they had your own tap that was mounted in the wall in the bar at the table and they just put your keg on and you sat there with a massive tray drinking glasses. You and all your buddies. That's the best. I won it in like my third week there. I didn't know anyone. After that day, I was best friends with everyone . Everyone knows who's won it. They go, Oh man, we're going down there in the mountain and close the yard. Jimmy's won the key today. You just got a terrible business model. Everyone goes and gets super steamed and leaves. That's fucking awesome. So hang on . So because if you were to buy a key, say what are they? two hundred and forty bucks or something down. three hundred fifty's what are depending on what it is about three hundred plus three hundred fifty . So if you were to buy that by the jug over the bar, like how much money is the bar making? It's like a grand. You generally one third cost of goods . Okay, that's what you do. I'm just thinking like if you go in and do these. I quite like the idea of going to a bar and buying a key. It's fucking old er name on it. Yeah. You can get this. Imagine doing that. Like if you take twelve mates or something and you watch Bathist one thousand, not that we'll need you this year, but you sat down, you start at twelve o'clock and you know, you're going to be there for seven solid hours. Great purchase. Well then it starts getting then there's that whole liquor fuck in' wearing some fucking chips as well. Fuck off. When it ends up being like what is the craziest thing to buy the fifty k bag of chips at the same time though. Yeah. It's like you go you turn up to a bar. If you're having more than one standard an hour, then you're clearly in breach of a local law anyway. And so then every single person that goes into a joy . No shit. I'm having one an hour. I'm on a fucking pretty off day . Yeah Must drink a drive home then. Yeah. You actually can't, you can. You process one an hour. So yeah, it's a little bit shit, really? Correct . This one from Karen So great it's not really What a fucking I just thought I'd regil you with a tail of my trip to New Zealand decided to pop into a net to Dunedin when I was over there for a work trip. Great place. And did the octagon , had a few points around there and had a few too many, decided to go to the bowler's hat back when that was in the prime bowsie drinking scorpion vodka but nature called So I ghosted, ducked out the back and end up finding my way into the street decided to try and pinch off the dude old cheeky chimps finger , dropped trow backed up to the garden bed and yeah passed out so pants around the ankles sitting on the sidewalk , boys in blue decided to pay me a visit, picked me up and were kind enough to take me back to where I was staying . Me being me in the state that I was decided to paint the side of their car with my many pints and scorpion vodkas. End up being a pretty big night and the boys and blue were very kind about it. Cheers from Swifty NSA . Amazing. Swift . Yeah. Once again too, the like there used to be a bit more community police could do what you know what was good for the community. You know, they could actually make a call on shit. Now they just get fucking absolutely hauled over the coals. Oh yeah. Paperworks fuck this shit gets done with the AI, just fucking take care of it. Just fuck it off. Yeah, and hopefully that will speed up for them with if they release the AI and all that bullshit. Sounds like the worst part of our cop. It's like the amount of paperwork that goes into dealing with somebody. They reckon made some mind that a cops like I got into this job ten, fifteen years ago and it was a completely different beast . And that's the thing that stresses most people out that and the fact that every single person they go to is basically on meth od. He's fucked I've got some energy those mother fucker . It's like lightning in a fucking bottle, arms gun fucking all different directions. Like he's like it's crazy. You've never like some of the situations. We should do a ride along like one night. Yeah , yeah, I'm fucking kid. Pretty like, we were coming out of a restaurant last weekend and there was a person doing a ride along and he is where I was his vest. No, I want a bulletproof vest. Stabproof. No, you can''t, why not? Ill bring mine then. You've gone? Well by then I fucking hear me you'll be sweating up a storm. Good, I'd probably use it . Buck, you look like a bit of a badass going for a jog with a stead proof vest, aren't they? Yeah . They're in a weights training investor. Pretty heavy bits of cat, but like if you go with somebody that's been in it for a while, the guy that we'd go with, he's been in the he's been in the cops forever and so he's got a real he, just knows everything, knows the law inside and out, knows every situation, knows how to, you know, de escalate things, escalate things, whatever. So he'd be good to go with he's got the best stories. So what happens in that scenario? So we if something kicks off and you don't and you're requested for help and you don't, you get arrested . Oh shit. Yeah. It's a fucking but like say if we have to arrest someone. We don't arrest them. Well, can't just citizens arrest him. He's too slow, dude . I even know what the deal is with a citizen's mate. They're legit. You have to all you need to do, like if you see someone say it three times like Pinkachu, Pinkachu, Pink. Exactly. And then you're allowed to sit on them and wait for the cops to come. And then you can be like if they like if they're resisting arrest, you're resisting arrest . He resisted. So this is no I don't know if you can do that. So someone will know this. Say for example you can do what are the parameters of citizen a 's arrest? Somebody breaking the law. Yes. So say for example there's a liquor there's a liquor ban area at your local park and someone's in there having a beer, you could fucking fly tackle them while sc reaming citizens arrest citizens, arrest, citizens arrest and take them out. Or, alternatively, someone's driving eighty kilometers an hour in a hundred k zone. You can drive them off the road after yelling through your window citizens arrest citizens arre,st citizens ar,resting you're breaking the law. Okay, so this is this is actually kind of interesting. It depends on what time of day it is. Oh . Currently under New Zealand Crimes Act nineteen sixty one, anyone can make an arrest at night when there are reasonable grounds for believing a person is committing an offence, it's what's called a warrantless arrest. A citizen's arrest can be carried out in the day for anyone committing a crime, but only if that crime is punishable by more than three years' imprisonment is a maximum penalty. Like petty shoplifting. You could smoke 'em but in daytime you can't. Oh Jeez the minimum three years thing is basically what you get for murder here. Fucking pretty hectic charges that you're gonna like, yeah, it's gonna be if you decide to do a citizen's arrest like citizen's arrest midway through an assault that even an assault wouldn't be three years in New Zealand . I don't even think you get three for GBH maximum of three. Okay, it's like a three year cry but in New Zealand like oh here's six months in community so that makes it anything now and now we're back now you've done it now I'm excited I couldn't you just like I wouldn't use a weapon would be my advice because then you'll get done. Yeah, but if you fucking good with your hands could you dress up kind of like Deadpool or have a costume? So you could become like an avenger. Yep . That'd be quite cool. My mate did a real one not my mate. I went to high school Avenger. I dressed as a ninja once and absolutely fucking towered up these kids. I don't get that story, yeah. No This is once again great sniper lead only . Okay, so I think I have told this story, but I'll keep it quiet. I'll keep it pretty quick anyway. So I came back from town one night and I was pretty fucking pissed up and was sitting out on the stairs out in front of my mum and dad's house and I was punching a dart and this is relatively I don't know how old it would have been. I wasn't at fucking school put it that way. And anyway, crossroad from Mum and Dad's is a beach access and on that beat Jacks ison a big power box. So I'm sitting there fucking punching a lary and I can hear this fucking and I look across the road and these little fucks are tagging on this fucking on this power box you fucking pieces of sh it. I sat there and I looked at him and I was like fuck it just like it's just shit and like you just fucking disrespect you not even good . It's not even your thing. So I was like hmm, I just sat there and it was like it was almost like one of those movies it just would have been a glowing cigarette button on a dark fucking doorway across the road. They wouldn't even see me so I just sat there just steering it. I was like , fuck it . I'm teaching this little fucks lesson . And so I went inside, I was wearing black jeans already and so I got a black top on and my old school jersey which was black and it had like a V neck in it. So when you flip this thing upside down it goes like a ninja mask and tie it around my head and I fucking peeled off the be downach access. So they're walking along the road doing fucking fuck woodery and I peeled down and ran parallel with them along the beach so they wouldn't see me and I fucking waited for these fuckers because there's another power box on the next beach access and I was like , these fucks are going to be coming back onto this one. So I just waded across in the shadows of the trees sure enough about five minutes later because I was running there walking. Turn up again, radle rattle rattle st and I went fucking boosting on the bushes dirt and just double fly kicked this gun so hard into the box . He just goes boom I just fucking pancaked off the thing fucking he didn't get up but he, don't know if he was out cold. And I grabbed grabbed the other two and bet the fuck out of them and then just in a flurry of activity took the spray cans off them and then fucking peeled off back down the beach accesses and they would have been like what the fuck just happened Fuckin' got hit with the Reeve Tornado. Yeah, so just absolutely tell them fucking monster these guys they would have been like, I don't know, probably seventeen, sixteen, seventeen. All of the stories cover your face if you're gonna beat up children. That's's that exactly what it is . Or if you're tang in a power box always check your sex . Oh , it was it was the best feeling too. Like proper vigilante justice. Yeah. Yeah, nice. This guy was like full hand on it, just like fucking it was just fucking bulb. I just rode him with my feet into the fucking bricks . Yeah, and the other two were like, Whoa, fuck. I don't even think you told that yarn before. It's a fucking beauty. It was good. Yeah, amazing. Yeah, and it was just as quick as I turned off fucking it would have been less than best a spirit. It would have been less than it would have been less than a minute of absolute fucking fury limbs amazing. Great from you . What's up Jay and Dunk, you big beauty. North radio. So let it fucking rip boys up the wise . Right. That'll do it for today. Thank you very much, beautiful message. You big beauties. Appreciate your support. Have a great rest of you Tues day. Go well, go long and up the motherhead wise. Up the wise you've been listening to Jane Dunk's Not for Radio podcast . Thanks for listening. I hope to see you soon