Corrections Training Gone Wrong

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We actually have a classic builders' classic yar that pops up at the very end of the piece which is from an industry that we're not actually allowed to get stories from. So that's That's a masterclass on how to find the gray area and really sprint through it. That actually happens twice because there's Jeff who works in Upper management that' managed to get the Un Staff sururvey. fununny comments that were now not so anonymous because we're reading them out. O obviously not with their names, but that's a good one too. And some great chat from an amazing young lady on the sniper line who is chest It's a real G great way of leveling yourself and going, man, some people are actually in a much much more tricky situation than I am currently and they've still got a fucking smile on their face and can still find the funny in it What a refreshing cup of Not for Radio with J and Dunk. Not for Radio is brought to you by classic builders. They're in the business of turning one day we should build into holy shit, we have the keys Attion, snipers. Gear up and hold your positions. It's time to load up some war stories, your tales from the front line brought to life. Prepare to fire. I you can go first. Rideio buckle yourselves in because this is a fucking Mac tack fittie. Okay. Okay, this is from Jimbo Slice in the UK. I'm gonna make this a touch bigger because the eyeballs are going a little bit A Rudio Now then my fell ar and fell, let's just say that since I first plucked up the courage to send a yarnin about my many failings, I don't know what has come over me. Nff radio has turned into the sordid confonession session with my motorcycle enthusiast Kiwi Priest and now I can't stop. It is though. This is why we love it because it is You can get away with shit on here And we're the same. fucking no get us wrong. This is a fucking leash for us. Like I know it's in a public forum, but it's like it kind of feels like once you're in, it's our little secret You know, like if you know, you know. Yeah And it's like, well peopleeople could listen, but if they're not then they're not into it. It's like this is just for people that are into it. Yeah and the number of people that came like M, I'm talking the full gambit. there was if you had to close your eyes right now and just go Okay, so the traditional not for radio Sniper that's in this fold and is a part of this whole cutter is youd have a picture of them in your head and everyone's picture will be different clearly. but mate I they just all look like you me. Well that would be a fucking terrible looking a bunch of humans. Luckily, however, I they've all got well worn smile creases. Yeah. so I had I had this group of old ladies And so at one end of the spectrum, a group of old ladies that bailed me up at the rugby on the weekend at the super rugby final And they're like fuck we laugh we laugh so hard and we have and they were like They weren't ruffies. They were like You'd be like, given half aance in a cuple ofall was you to climb in, you know, like I'd say there'd be sixty seventies. Yeah. And then this at the other end of it was this group of young Pacific boys from Upper Hut that came up and they' like fucking ye boy and they were just There's like ten of them full noise and just peppering me with shit that we've said like full barush and I was like, You wouldn't fucking read about this unless you saw it. It was Wicked like because then you go We've literally got every single psychographic group that you could basically have as a part of this. And that's what we wanted. We didn't want it to be this or that. we wanted it to be everything. And so we are a part of it. Don't get us wrong, when we say that this is like a conessional setup for us, we fucking lie. We're on the same page. Anyho, back to Jimbo in the UK I was listen to the latest podcast whilst cooking on the weekend and the yarn about the guy who pasted one of his nuts on the toilet se. A Okay T I couldn't do that in the winter. Summer, definitely forty degrees which'll get to a little bit later at mom in the UK. bloody hot going. Watch out. That's a real that could be a real isue at the moment. The blloke who paced through one of his nuts in the toilet seat struck a chord with me about my first house whilst at university. That. was scen for a rather unusual, mildly related and hilarious yan of my own. The year was twenty eleven and the UK was in the grip of probably the worst winter of modern times. I remember the overnight temperature dropping to minus ten or sometimes even worse. It was also the year that me and four friends moved into our first rented house in our second year of university. Can just quickly, can we just appreciate the fact that that means that in the UK, the temperature can vary by fifty degrees A Go Vegas. Vegas is like a seven degree variation. No way. Canada minus fucking whatever it was twenty five or something minus thirty five. home windter drone. It was fucking cooking was we moved to our first second year of university. Naturally our priorities were keeping the mini fridges stocked with tinnies and ensuring the old Xbox controllers had batteries we so we neglected life's more essential requirements such as heating. Unfortunately, when the winter really struck and we resorted to turning the radiators on, we discovered that they were so old in fact they provided less warmth than the Xbox controllers So the house was stuck without heating in an icy winter storm that lasted weeks. It was so cold that our food was freezing in the cupboards.. I nearly took my fucking eye out trying to stab a jacket potato with a knife before cooking to realize it was frozen solid and acted more like a piece of flint . The gravity of the situation dawned on me when after a night out and taking every substance available to raise my body temperature and consuming some suspicious takeaay mystery meat on the way home, I was awoakken by the unmistakable sensation from within my core I was about to shit my ps. I got up and ran to the toilet shivering away as I didn't have time to put a hoodie on, but thankfully made it safely unfortunately though, rather than the usual splash that accompanied it It was more of a thud and squelch noise Upon looking between my legs, I was horrified to see that the toilet water had fucking frozen. What and the fuck do you even do in this situation You canan't flush it away. so I do the best thing in that situation and let it to melt through the ice and worry about it in the morning Now this is where the story takes a slight detail, but you'll understand the link One of my housemates let's call him Jez because that's his fucking name had a party trick related to a certain oversized appendage. Unfortunately for Jz, it wasn't his cock. inststead it was his bollocks. He had the biggest and I state, the biggest balls ever attached to a human being. and his party trick was to stretch them up between his legs and cover his asshole. Honestly, if you made the misfortune of Having a meaningful one night relationship and being bent over by old mate Jaz, you'd wake up with fucking bruised hamstrings bro chin just b just a fucking folded an esophagus Anyway, the day after I'd attempt to defrost the upstairs toilet with my own shit, we're all monging in our rooms feeling like death when there was a scream coming from downstairs It was proper blood curdling, panic stricken scream So we all sprinted downstairs thinking we've been broken into or something turned out to be a lot funnier than a home invasion. We got downstairs to hear the screams coming from the downstairs bathroom and Jz was desperately crying for help Never did I expect to see what we did when I opened the door T turnurns out that unsurprisingly due to the cold, the toilet the downstairs toilet water had frozen solid too. albeit slightly higher up the bowl because obviously when things freeze the fuckking war level raisors. Unfortunately, due to Jes' stupidly oversized stretchy fucking bollocks, his sack had made contact with the frozen water and he was dying from alcohol poisoning, probably still a bit drunk and he'd rested his head against the wall just long enough for his ball sack to stick to the ice We couldn't help but roll around laughing and if there was ever a cure for the worst hangover, seeing your equally suffering mate with his nuts freezed to the toilet water was a worthy contender and made us instantly forget our troubles. In an attempt to help him, we threw a cup of water over the ice however However He didn't think about his shaft being in the way, so I just cooked his sausage instead. Fortunately, the shock from the burn made him instinctively jump up off the seat and rip his sack off the ice. Again, couldn't help but die laughing as Jaz didn't know whether to cry or pass out. So there you have it. Remember kids if it's cold enough that the You can start ice fishing with your cock whilst taking a shit. Then you really didn't need to put your heating you really needed to put your heating on a good week ago. Much love as always, absolutely obsessed with Not for Radio and hope this gave you guys a giggle Go well, go longong and up the mother fucking W Cers Jimbo in the UK. What a king. Fuck that's amazy day. Imagine that. The thing is like with the large scrow, like once that hits the ice Th then your scrope will start getting ca cold and'll start to want to naturally retract. So it's like naturally trying to do a slow peel off the ice, which would hurt in itself Would you rather have an abnormally large sized cock with smaller nuts or an abnormally large sizeed set of nuts with a normal cock. Beause if you say for example, if you're running like that as like a fucking full warhammer like from elbow to what are you going Tom? arere you going think you big pipe or you going because then you look like you're on the roids, like you've just got a huge pipe and tiny little mincy nut. I think you big nut. I reckon you gotta go big pipe though because big that'd be a fucking pain like it's just a bigger target, you know Oh yeah. ye. I'm looking get big nuts you want to look like a fucking prize ram and. What about the thing with the big nuts though is the sack looks like an and like an empty swiss bl two fucking wine casks with a tennis ball in each one the episode of South Park where they fucking they've got their nuts and fucking wheelbarrows around. Al you see elephant Titus of the nuts say. Oh night. Whatass that on rotten. com Yeah that website. There used to be there was a surfing there was a surfing cartoon called Gonad Man basasically about this guy that was shipwrecked with a massive set of nuts and he'd wear like this un bondage suit, but he was always like a he charger. Anyone in the surfing community knows about this would not. Apparently we're talking to a lad that's in the know from the guy that used to make the cartoons. It was made of his who was into real crookshit. Similarly, he was into bondage and stuff, but he would always get invited around to these because he had a decent pipe on him get invited around to these older richer people's houses. And as a result of that, he effectively got what I got, but in both nuts. And so he got this massive infection which swelled his nuts up. They were fucking huge, like two rugyalls he reckons And that's why he was called Gonaman. And that's ' I was like, why they put him in bondage shit when he's surfing? It's ' he was a freaky fucker that would go around bgging all these old people. That's one of the great in jokes for the people that do away.eries every time they kids bring new magazines. what's Derek been up to? Amazing. V good This is not for radio with your house Oh calledld him Giant tunk Ps thatess their fucking night. R right, this one here from Jeff Wearing How are snipers? A question off the back of a recent thought Now I work for a large public transport company. I've worked for other large companies and fields in the past. There's nothing these companies like more than a good old anonymous staff survey. Don't fill abouts my advice. A They don't stay anonymous. As someone who has had managers in the past actively fabricate stuff just to get something against me, I've grown an attitude of push me and I'll push back. alsoso known as the fuck around and find out. As we know from experience, not all managers are great and many are promoted beyond their skill set and many hark from the shallow end of the gene pool when when it comes to decision making are actually surprise when things go wrong As a result of the comments as a result the comments on these staff surveys by those who actually do the work are often amusing and accurate. These are some of my favorites, not all of them are mine ' twenty twenty three, COVID was three years ago. I farted earlier and nearly followed through, but I'm not blaming the carrier head last month. Stop blaming COVID for everything Who the fuck time these roots? Get someone didid you get someone from the pot noodles sorted out? I'm fed up with being screwed so much I'm seriously considering getting tested for SDIs I feel about as appreciated as a butt plug at an all male prison shower block and is needed as a cactus at a Dildo shop I'm getting fed up with being screwed so much, it's not ended in an orgasm. and it's not ended in an orgasm. I'm wondering who makes up these fuck what rules to be so good reading this shit on an anonymous survey Did they actually hear what comes out of their mouths? Who ties these shoelaces? I bet they were the ones who wore a face mask while driving their own car when they're the only ones in it. I expect they wore contraception whilst masturbating so they didn't get an ETI Who put this donkey in charge? I wouldn't trust him with an erection and a brothel. He'd most likely run into a wall and break his nose first. Sbody pass him some fucking crayons. Maybe we can keep him busy whilst the grown upps sort this shit show out. It's fuck it still. blows my mind because obviously, You don't think about these things. How long ago was C? Fuck it was ago twenty one? twenty twenty two No it was so it was twenty three. Now it' twenty nineteen. Whatas it? Be I remember I got that hoodie that said fuck twenty twenty. Yeah. So it was twenty twenty end of twenty nineteen, something like that Yeah. And then I used to wear the fuck twenty twenty hoodie around the office, which is pretty roue, but no one could really argue because everyone sort of felt like that felt it I reached into I had then they remember then they put me on a as a cover photo Of a fucking Christchurch crriminals page. I like, that's dung from the wrong I don't know if you appreciate being on a Chrchurch criminals page. Yeah, they got their own Facebook page. Yeah Crime church. I was reaching into a jacket. The Weather was fucking inclement over the weekend to say the least. so I grabbed this jacket. I hadn't w one for fucking ages and put my hands into the pocket and each pocket there has a face mask in each one And c did that like res like I look like fucking bringing out L fucking the stilts of a person that used to light straight lamps, you know, like I was like fuckking outw And And I remember Oh shit wonder? I just remember I was reading this I was reading this thing and that was the start of this kind of joke. It was like, One day, you'll reach into a pocket and pull out a face mask and laugh to yourself As you drive your Mad Max truck through a pile of zombies, the way to pay ninety six bucks for a fucking roller shit paper Bull Mad man was good. I'll wrap this one up Anhow, time to open the floor and see what the snipers have to add to this one. In the meantime, big shout out to Jane Dunk. I discovered your potty a few weeks after my dad passed three years ago and' helped me through a very dark time. onene day when the finances allow, I'm going died on an any far cap in the meantime, do your worst snipers. So if you want to jump in on that, that's in the Snipers nightmare Facebook group Which by the way, those clearing some because U Benny Boyys back in hospital. Well, he's in and out. It's ridiculous, but Um Yeah I was clearing some of the the requests for the page which you have answer the questions and stuff Crazy how many of you are sniper elite And only just jumping on now being like Sniper Late have been for the last two years and now you're jumping on the page. Yeah. L it's the fucking best page. which that so often. That's that's literally meeting someone having sex at the table and then waiting until you hop into the car afterwards, giving them the kiss on a date. Get in there. Sniper's nightmare on F Facebook group. notot accepting people that have been invited from people within the group anymore. You've got to request yourself and answer the questions just because The numbers are out five It's like fucking four thousand post pending now it's starting to fritter out because I can't clear them enough quick enough So if your posts also don't go up, that's why because there's that many But get it amounts because it's fucking there's just so much good stuff. It's just a great bunch. like it's become I don't know, I wouldn't call it like Sims, but you know, like it's its own village of people. It's an international collective of epicumans It It's like the fucking coolest country club that you could be a part of without having to re pay. And also as well we mentioned it earlier in the week but there is a bunch of people that have started chatting about the stonone skimming in Albans. Scotland later in the year and people booking accommodation and it sounds like there's going to be a fair few snipers that turn up U and we're planning. I mean, if you're sniperate, you'll he the timings because we've already chatted about s of what we've penciled and But I think we're going be going on the train from London to Liverpool and then Liverpool through to Glasgow as well. Yeah, steam train Which we've found out. they give lots of people with messages We can drink the entire time. there's toilets. they are a bit stinky and you're not supposed to drink in the quiet cabins and they've got bars on boards. And they've got quiet cabins and rowdy cabins. Yeah. That's quite cool. Yeah, which is yeah it should do. fucking. I've got a real long sniper line here, which is pretty rogue. It's going to be the longest one we've ever played. It's five minutes sixteen. Oh enough for it let's go. Yeah Where are they from Fn'er red F out's Me How are for Lars Jesus Christ that does not sound good in my accent, does it? It sounds fucking God. Anyway, this is Mean from the North of England and I'm just listen toester's episode of The Cheky Chimps finger. to the hemorrhoid story and Beny Boy's experience with such and I thought send in my little yarn about said experience U So the scene is twenty twenty I had just turned eighteen a few days prior I'd just come out of hospital after a five month inpatient stent in the height of twenty twenty Yes, it was inin. That's a wholenother long long yarno itself And at this point, I will be bed bound for about a year. I have several disabilities, several chronic illnesses and I'm paralyysed from roughly the chest down and at the time I wasn't living in a place where it was very accessible so I I couldn't get to the toilet or the bathroom. So I was bound to my bedroom for nearly hadequ mor in the bedroom, bedwashes, it Cooking Sy to be quite honest, but you know, repress the trauma in this house? G yeah. So I was on all sorts of kind of opioids and things going through cordine and traamadol and constant bouts of oromorph. and you know, as that does, it leads to quite bad constipation, having nearly gone a month without Having a shit. Fuck, Thank you. I haven't had a shit for nearly a month And the only thing coming out of me was blood, which my doctors were increasingly worrying about the longer it went on wentent through different kinds of laxatives, now was working. And eventually, I don't know whether you've ever had something or it's probably a different brand all over the world, but in England it iss called Laxedor And you can get it in different flavours, but the one that I was prescribed was orange flavour. It does not taste like fucking orange. And six years later, after having many rounds of this thing, I have kind of like a Vietnam PTSD flashback reaction to it. My throat like seizes it's like you are not fucking swallowing this thing because it's rank U but I had to take eight sashes a day of a week and kind of did the job. however, there was so much blood, it was roughly about a litre so I had to go to hospital and they were like Holy shit You don't have heorrhidsough. I was like It' fucking impossible though isn't? U No you don't. So I had to do like ultrasound and scans and I had something called Internal, Hmorrhoids. Which is apparently a fucking thing. I quickly learned U yeah, internal hemorrhoids bleed like a fucking bitch. Because unlike regular hemorrhos where you can, you know Plastic donoughnut pillow resting, you know, not straining can't do shit all about it. and because I am paralyysed from the whist down, I have no what you would call chocolate starfish control. So I wasn't in control of You know, Nostrian and things My body was just doing that naturally and because there was so much pressure because I was so constcentrated It just kind of kept getting worse and worse and worse And then so many laxatives that it led to chronic diarrhea. which was not fond having Diarrhee fifteen to sixteen times a day. The only plus about being paralyzed is that I could not feel my ass hle so wasn't getting you know friction burn, which is a plus which I'm always thankful for but the during the time where I was declogged after that rather rough patch. I did not have access to a Sothing coming service I had a comme in my bedroom and I lived with my family. Let's just say I was not the most popular person in the house during those few weeks. My mother learned things about me that she never wanted to, like the Melling of the contents of my bowels wasasn't pleasant Still funny though fun That was took about year, eighteen months for them to fully disappear. Harley the said Nothing is funnier when you are trapped in here for a year then Look on your mother's face. When you are eighteen years old and you've just texted her, I have had violence aggressive, d effpectful diarrhea in a pot in my bedroom Please come and remove it and clean it. before it from being so heavy. ono the nice cream carpet. So please come clean it. Gee She was were a little bit distant with me, those Next few months. There was no bigger champion for my recovery than her. she had to deal with some things over the years Fucking Al got some right war stories but Pise Caterial. Just the fucking perseverance of the human soul and appearance lot like Um, no like I don't know the circumances and around the paralysis or how any of that sort of stuff happened, but They like my bys at the at this very moment. sick like they're fucking spewing and they unwell. Both them are now. Yeah. Yeah. So there is there is something that's got they are kind of going, I don't know but either way you like you poor little fuckers And that's just them being sick. And I know that by this weekend that they'll be fine. I think it's kind of a a bit of a bug that's going on, but there's nothing worse than seeing your kids just buckled let alone in that sort of position And then It's not particularly when it's not their fault. like it's not I'm assuming not herault. It's not like she did something reckless to put herself into that situation and then all the compounding stuff that goes with it. And all you think of like what I'm doing, like it's Like when you're inside and you can't do anything, it sucks. like being a kid. Iagine stuck in a fucking bedroom for a year. Yeah. It's eighteen Everyone is in their prime. Eone is steaming person fucking learning. The only saving grace for that is the fact that it's COVID Yeah, true But even though, I mean like you would imagined it would be hitting a bitir We're fucking suupertar. We're going to start seeing the The actual what year is it twenty nineteen? How do we? Yeah probably about the seven years. We will start to see If we haven't already The effects of senior high school students or college students with depending on what it is. sort of sixteen, seventeen year olds, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen year olds. that weren't properly socialized that developed necessities and crutches of digital interactions and online interactions and that were homeschooled by fucking day drinking parents Like just as a business owner, it's terrifying. Like someone will turn Ah man, you know, I'm gonna to work from home three days a week because that's just what I'm used to. I don't want to actually see anybody And then I would somebody standard now when they come through be like I'll go into the office once a week for staff meeting. Yeah H zero interaction All of entitlement pretty frightening. This is going to be Good luck of that mate Your summer weekends fill up fast, but Crocx has your back. Road trips, beach days, last minute getaways, whatever's on the agenda, swing by your local store and find your new goat too Try it, style it, make it yours. becausecause the right pair doesn't just show up, it shows off Wlock out ready for whatever's next. Visit your nearest crox store today story inc coming eyes on target sccopope dialed in. Let's see who hits the mark. He twisted it, heard a blood curdling scream and said, well, too late to bag out now it Is this the classic buildilder's cllassic gard? It's all it's got all the hallmarks of it. Okay, well it might be We'll make the call at the end. Okay, here we go. Hest just park this on up. Get a fellow degenerous longt time sniper and absolutely love what you guys do. Please keep this anonymous to protect those currently employed by this department I work in corrections in Queensland and have done for over thirty five years A bit more than that, but the exact number might give away my identity. About twenty five years ago I was a member of an emergency response group and we were conducting a training day when this happened.ust a quick tip of the cap for being in corrections for that long. G now. man you would have seen some shit. Hard son of a gun. Kyle, not his real name. Donny, also not his real name and I were taking part in an exercise involving shields and batons working against some officers playing the part of the prisoners We had a line of te staff with shields and batons trying to move the prisoners across an open area to confine them to a corner and remove them one by one Donnie was a fucking freak of nature with an amazing aim in quick hands. During the training, Donnie, plain prisoner had managed to grab another officer's baton and take it, hence the reason we train We continued to press forward in a line and the prisoners were thrown flack at us to disrupt the forward motion and try and get one of us to come out a line to be vulnerable to an isolated attack Once the flak was gone, we moved the bad guys into a corner and Kyle moved slightly ahead of the shield line and Donnie fucking pounced He swung the stolen baton in a and a for hes forehand strike, which Kyle took on the shield Donnie took the chance and grabbed the top of Kyle's shield and moved it aside and his backhand Bat and strike made glance in contact with Kyle's groin area. Not a full shot, just a glancing blow. Kyle dropped like he had been fucking shot W! The exercise was stopped and Kyle was helped to a chair and we grabbed some ice and left him to recover T minutes later, Cole said he was no better and that they has not seem to be swelling Being only feair, Donny took him to the hospital, The doctor took one look after hearing the story, confirmed the swelling, which is now the size of a grapefruit and his nut was actually pulsing. You could see it with the naked eye They as a twisty? Dun't know. They put him in a bed in a shared room in A andE and the doctors told the nurse, I'm gonna need that area locally aneteshthetized as one testicle has rotated tos of the testy And it is allowing blood in. but not out of the area If it isn't rectified soon, there could be some permanent damage. The doctor left and so did the nurse. Kyle tried to relax but it wasn't easy. About ten minutes later the doctor rushed in, grabbed some gloves and said, Right, let's get this done Cole didn't get a chance to argue as the doctor grabbed the offending gad and twisted it in a fifty fifty choice of directions. say how do you know it's try to go? Fuck. Just as the nurse entered the room with a syringe of anesthetic, Kyle screamed to the seeilence. So the doctor's gone before He were good to go not good to go. notot good to go The doctor looked at the nurse, looked at the syringe, and said, Well, too late to back out now. The twisting was in the correct direction and almost immediately the swelling started to reduce. No lasting issues that Kyle has shared with the group. Cheers leegions. another story from work soon I love those. That we're gonna go cl cl. This is the classic builders's classic yarn. Thanks builders and that's what it' all about. I've been wanting some more corrections yarns because they are just the best and you normally have to wait until you're out unless you do what he did, which is very well done. and it's is a masterclass on how you get away with sharing stors from places where you're not supposed to share them. It really is. So if you're in one of those workforces and you're like Bys in love. canan'to In fact, I would just write the story. Yes, put it into chat GPT and be like change the names to make this anonymous so I don't get in trouble and I'm not easily identify names and places and then just see when it spits out. it might do all the hard work for you. And also because I know that the team listen to this, from the team that I met at CryptoCon, the ones that actually run crypto Con The stories about the police officer who's now retired, so he can tell me Yes about the bloke who lost it with a knife and the other guy that was three hundred kilos and buckets of his own shit, please get those stories in Righty. They are out I set there just about spewed where I stood Radio, That'll do for today. Happy Thursday to you. Hopefully day's going on good. We'll be back tomorrow with another notot for radio. Go well, go longong B of the wor This might Shake it once, that's fine Shake it twice, that's okay Shake it three times and you're J and Dunk on not forradia. This episode, brought you by Classic buildilders, they've got thirty plus years of building homes here with house and land packages for the simple route or design and build if you've got specific ideas. Classic builders approachable, keyw is and actually used to people asking dumb questions. so we would be ab absolutely fine. They're about to cop some dumb questions for me, so Buck Lindy. Thank you very much