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See terms at casino dot draft Kings dot com slash promos ends july twenty second at eleven fifty nine PM Eastern time Morning deceisions How about a creamy mochca frappuccina drink? orr sweet vanilla smooth caramel maybe, or white chocolate meecca. Whichever you choose, delicious coffee awaits. Find Starbucks Pappuccino drinks wherever you buy your groceries. I a T look Morial. This is not for radio. We are your host, Duncan He Jay Reeve. This podcast will contain some swearing We're also going to give it a thousand out of ten in every single thing that we do and we're hoping that you'll get on board with this brand new slogan which was stolen from Matdie Kay. Jay's got a semi tough pitch of wanting to put more psycho death trap playgrounds in the place around the traps for kids U There is chat of joining us in Scotland and an organized tour How rugby League could save your life. pays to have friends when you move to a new town just in case you need to move some shit that ends up at your place. By beautiful. Enjoy the podcast. Hey and if you want to support us, the best way of doing that is becoming Sniper relates All the extra episodes ad free first crack at merch first well, not first crack, but you get to be in the mixer for all the big prizes and stuff like the couple of trips to Bathurston in Australia, the motorsport event that Betest that thousand. that we gave away a couple of weeks ago and meeting tomorrow afternoon to lock in our next one, which is awesome international trip. That is exciting. Fill it up again. That's what they say don't know. So if you want to become a sniper elite, definitely do it. We would appreciate you forever. Think of it as you buying us a beer each month. Chances are high, I'm going to reconnect with a long lost relative by listening to this. Crookbirds of a feather flock together This episode supported by Classic Bilders, The whole thing is making building a new place feel less overwhelming You don't have to be an expert at everything. We'd definitely not No let them pick up the ball and run with it Attion, snipers. Gear up and hold your positions. It's time to load up some war stories, your tales from the front linine. Brought to life. Prepare to fire. Have you ever thrown something so perfectly it became a medical emergency? John Boy has, and he's from the United States and he listens to this podcast Psycho siblings day one. My brother and I were having a heavy but regular bouts on who knows what Anywways, One that my brother continued to piss me off after a good wrestle that I had with him. I figured it was over but nope this fuck wanted some more. So as I was sitting my brother nagged me so much And that was it. I was pissed. so I grabbed a pair of toenail clippers that were nearby and yeated deemon sons of bitches clear across the living room. To my amazement and surprise, my brother moved his marshmallow shaped short stocky fat ass out of the way fast enough and boy oh boy. Was it a surprise indeed? It went straight through my mum's China cabinet that had been gifted to her as a hand me down. Man China cabinets are didid you have one when you were growing up? Yeah No Mum and dad may still have one. But ahead this Like a lead glass window frontage. It fuck we smashed every single window out of that accidentally some way, shape or form. whichich just seems crazy th. you even about having something glass fronted in your house other than a TV. Now, I've been looking into like nine mill galvanized steel plating for things around my house Anyway, it's called. Guess what boys? My parents were fucking ate. But wait, there's more day two. Still at each other's throats we'd been fighting all day and it was getting later in the day Time towards that time that mum and dad will get home My brother had been at me all day and I was at fucking boiling point. Enough was enough so I walked away. At this point, he thought it'd be funny to pull his old bitch ass brites down and give me the old one two shiny white ass moon ches thinking it was funny. Well it took about five point five seconds to send me straight into psycho mode The room turned red. I repeat. The room turned red All logical thinking had abandoned ship ladies and gentlemen. and that was All that was left was straight rage Thinking and looking at my brother I said to myself, oright mother fucker, I'll get the last laugh So in my psychotic rage I ran down the hallway and grabbed a plunger from our bathroom figured what's the harm with grabbing it and being that the day prior I found that I was pretty great at yeating things that weren't meant to be yeated So I sent that por porcelain thrown massager at Mac Jesus down the old hallway right for my brother thinking it would whizz by him prorove my point to don't fuck around and donon't fuck with a the ball with nothing more. Nope, slap and then That meant only one thing here me That sound Only heard coming from objects crereatate an airtight seal. That's right, boys. The target took a direct hit This black tipped wooded handle turnurd pusher landed itself sign sealed and delivered. It's cupped in rubberhead right to my brother's ass Nothing and I mean nothing was going to remove this thing A sealed oil drum didn't have shit on this thing. It was on there so fucking tred. I pulled and I pulled and then in the middle of all this in the living room Brother, beare ass cheeks, hanging high, pants to his ankle, plunge a grapple to his cheeks like a rock climber. My military career man father walked in the door still in his military uniform and a thunderous voice rang out as if Jesus himself was speaking from up high. What in the holy fuck are you two weird pieces of shit doing G If you didn't have the weird part of that, I'd be sweet. What do you two pieces of shit up to? What do you do weird pieces of shit up to? He he did well he did well to edit himself on the fly too. Words could not describe how fast my heart yated itself through my stomach, past my ball bag right to the floor to hide deep in my shoes I got so lightheaded from the from fear the room went from rage mad red to a faint craml. My brother trying not to ft himself starts wobbling around trying to walk plun a handle wobbling like a fucking Pinada stick pluger itself still stuck to his ass. My father who at this point was in complete shock and clearly confused by the whole situation grabbed the handle With one hand and remove said plunger from its stuck surface. Boys, let me tell you The hue of purple and blue on my brother's ass was otherworldly. and left a thick hicy the size of a youth basketball on his left ass cheek that took two fucking weeks to heal We have since then called it even and moved on but to this day my father cannot believe what he fucking walked into lesson to be learned here boys. Don't yeat shit that ain't meant to be yeated. That's most of fun in yeating shit that's not meant to be yeated. A That was better than I thought it was going to go. I thought it was going to be like a throwing a and just fucking stab him right in his Rasty bullet hole. I thought it was going up. fuck they would have hurt Look at it well, smack my ars and call me Susan. It's Jay and Dunk on not for Radio This popped up on my wife's Instagram over the last couple days and it was we might need to go and have a look at this one at Tomacori and just get ready to fire that up for the people watching on the video You want the audio as well? She's a little bit of a tough listen. Well this is this is basically about a well for those of you that aren't watching this, it's a playground which has been donep in the middle of Australia in an Australian city and I personally think this is fucking awesome. Yeah. Have a fucking go at this bird though This is supposed to be a playground for toddlas I refuse to believe that anyone with a two year old sign off on this The entire time I been imagining which rock they were going to crack their heads on first. The kids run and they get pushed and they can lose balance and they can miss steps and they just doing normal to other things So if you ever chase a two year old around the playground, you know exactly why this is given anxiety. Fucking guess what? Before there were actual playgrounds with fucking soft rubbery bark bottoms on them Kids were fucking playing on setups like this. This is how. We became dexters and deaf and became able to measure risk as kids. Like there' bunch a bunch of boulders with a whole bunch of like climbing hooks and all sorts of stuff over it. Yes, kids can run around and push each other into those things. And you know what's going to happen is that your kid that pushes the other kids going to get a fucking hiding from the other kids or you're going to beat their parent up and they'll be a bit more fucking bit more concerned about what their kids are up to. It's twenty six that one hundred percent won' happen. They'll go to the police Yeah, like that's the problem is The kid got pushed at the rock playground. D don't. What are not gonna do about it. And also I're gonna go to my local MP. You walked up to the rock playground and we're like,, this isn't a bit of me, you know, like I don't mean, you don't walk into like a paddock full of bulls and go hm kind of walked into the swwingers C club and you're like Yeah what am we gonna do? Oh no, I'm not into this.re much pretty much pretty much nudity and clungeon here. Pret much the same sort of setup, lots to grab hold of. very misshapen objects. Yeah But it was sorry closeed myyes. I thought it was sky. Yeah. It's a it's a classic example of people just getting fired up over shit that you shouldn't be getting fired up about. And I love it. whoever is in charge of that fucking tip of the hat. like I love that playground That has more room for education and adventure than any other playground in existence in m. Yeah look, I think all playgrounds should have an element of fuck around and find out. Totally. because that's how you generate risk management as a kid. We used to climb. I remember we used to go skiing when we were kids water skiing and we'd go to what was the name of the Partyer dam I think it was and basically had these like shingle cliff faces on it And we'd scale up these things like fucking mountain goats Easy going up, almost impossible to get down And then my parents would be punching Miami wine coolers and fucking big horn beer cans, like I they fuck what And they're up now. Exactly. and they're like, I'm stuck, I'm stuck, I'm stuck. and they're like, well, you got up there so you can clearly get down. Well, I'm too scared to get there.uck fuck that's up to you, buddy. Stay there. That's up to you, old, buddy, by Yeah. Look at some Miami wine cooling a drink lookooks pretty uncomfortable. I was watching another thing too gotot those guys at Killick though those wild honey fucking combs up in the trees and they just run along them' like, I did I send it to you? Yeah, so I serve this up a bit. This is in Thailand or some shit. Yeah. and it's in the forest or in the jungle and these huge trees, they look like they're thirty, forty meters high. Yeah. and these people are running along the branches and if they've slipped, they've got no ropes or anything they slip, they full they die But they're up there like fucking carving off pieces of like honeycomb to harvest honey Look looks like it should be the most expensive honey in the world to the point where the videos look that fucking out the gate that I had to fucking bang into AI see did the same surely this motherfucker can't be real. Like he's got millions of followers And it was like probably is. It's like a little bit of trickery with the fish eye leens to make it look higher And then the but you' regardless of the 'steen meters you way over ten meters. overteen meters. And then it climbs up by banging like fucking nine inch nails into the tree and uses them as a ladder Like if you fall on that they just go and just fucking tear you up like change him. There's a whole crew them up there climbing around and filming it and shit obviously. But And then it also said as well, chances are that they've got good at the video editing to make it look like they're high and they'll be climbing ge behind them And so like they would have climbed up there and then then they'll put the nails in where it's a real easy bit to climb but it looks scary as fuck and then climb up, you know? know that're pretty fucking pretty if it pops on your feed watch it because it look it looked like Avatar looked more real. Yeah. But also we look at that and go man, that's crazy. but there are lots of people that have been climbing for a very long time that do that shit, which is part and parcel of this whole problem with these. parents and the shitty little playgrounds every want to take kids to P playgrounds suck for kids. shit. If you can't break shit knock something out of your head Almost notight pointing g. Yeah, if you don't break a bone growing up, you're just not going a thousand out of ten. yes. you see the guy That's a dead I lock him. That's a fit C. You didn't need to bring this one up a too at tic.' make it purple. So this guy is this guy. This is' gonna love him. Is he real? H can he ins say? Well, I don't know if he's being I don't know if this is parody or if he's actually being How much love has he got? It's a hundred likes. Yeah because it's a fucking tough watch. Anyway. this is something that I reckon that is part of not for radio that we should adopt. I think we should take on Thousand out of ten attitude and even the sameing thousand out of ten. Look around, I'm in Melbourne right now. You could say it's a thousand out of ten. But that's just my mindz. I could be under that bridge right now in the cold. It's still a thousand out of ten. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter where I am, it's always a thousand nats. know, I could be in the cold Right now I'm going go on calll the jump and the nose holdle. This is a cold pool It's about as cold as the get air still. an ad. Oll right now. k. Don't save it I could live here. This could be my home I can live, I can sleep here after sleep like this. And it's still a thousand ninet that's why I went that's why I'm themand I am because it doesn't matter alwaysways when it's always a thousand. se. Jade I don't know about you. I'm inspired. Like I'm sick of fucking one hundred andeen percent it's fucking old. I wanna nameim for a thousand of ten on every podcast we do It's Get that made up into a fucking sweeeper. Yeah that steal his shit is a thousand out of ten. It's as cold as it gets. I could sleep under this bridge floating on my back. And I downt would drive out of die because I'm a thousand out of ten. We actually credit with credit M K M underscore K. That's his name Matthew Kindall. twenty five post Fucking, how many views is that hit A yeah He's doing more cold plunges Isn itt cold plunging though Pre pretty fucking warm over there. And the we's in a hotel room, a hotel pool cold as it gets. Well, you know, water wheninning gets really, really cold when it gets a thousand out of ten cold, it's calledld fucking ice and it would be solid. That's a thousand. I think's serious. He's like into organic grocery runs and stuff. Well, I'm not going to knock a bloke for being fucking authent going a thousand out of te. He fuck good luck catching up with them. You wereon't Th eighteen you want' Thousand out of team. Fucky Z only Park Bench just slugg and booze in one of them That what's good buuzz? No it might not be my big kombuchcher. It's kuchcher. That is good buuzz's Kuchcher. Tell you what though, that would have been a fucking thousand out of ten kbuchcher. I hope it gives that raing on everything Im It would have be a thousand out of teent bit of watch if it was Bz. Yeah Good bu used to sponsor B Plentyy rugy So we've got a lot of messages to get to. I'm just trying to decide what we've already done and what we haven't I don't fuck about it. let's go. Sniper line. Tomic in the meantime, have you got access to the notot for radio Facebook inbox? Yeah, I've got access to the Facebook page There's one there from Josh Martin. You want to climb into that and te that up, getet that ready to go because he's pitching a fucking very interesting idea about our trip to Scotland later. but in the meantime, we'll play this bllogke All right. How's it going? Hope you both well this is a story debate two, three weeks ago and I was on the farm We were running cattle up an alley And then S caught me eye one of the dogs was running across. so I called it over I took me hand off the door Cattle charging up the alley They stampeded into the door. they swung open, smack me square in the head I completely sparko out. I've gone absolutely flying across the yard. know thirty cids covered up Broke me nose, nose is pissing out blood, lips pissing out blood. onene of my teeth is dislodged. I'm oute for five Five ten minutes bl I was working with K on kicking me going getet up you bastard. get up come on. He thought you'd kill me that's him called an ambulance, spoke to the ambulance crew, said, no, no, I ain't go nowhere. I got cattle to feed at end the day.. So under that Working to happen about four o'clock in the afternoon Workingntil about eight at night G home and me dinner, start feeling a bit sick, didn't feel all too clever. And Mres says you need to go hospital. So went into hospital had a CT scan on the head They went I got a concussion and a slight bleed on the brain, but I weren't waiting fucking four hours. I just went over and went back to work same day. Right G blad Other than that sweet is I fucking got on with a weapon That is not fucking around. Oh man That's farming. That's too good. We're to go to another one? Yeah, one more. Hello Fas This is Barry Malibu from London. Yes. Just listen to the Friday episode when he's sing about coming to the UK for the stonone skimming Championships Ine said you're going be in Camden town I don't know if you're interested, but mate of mine has a bar down there called the Imperial Palace Big Red. It's a proper rock bar, loads of space great for Meeting up everybody there Yeah. What did he say that was Imperial Camden? Yeah. How many people can that hold? quite It's probably just going to be a pub catch up in London, right? Yeah, I'd say so. Camden Imperial Unless we can drag over like a little roadcaster pro or something just to record at the same time, but there it is. L can few people these' got six thousand followers on their Instagram. Here we go Oh you, they look sick. It is a proper rock dive bar. Yeah. Theig red. Yeah, right right, we' gonna lock that in.'s Well, I think we're going to be staying basically there thereabouts anyway. So we've probably lived there it's pretty cool six got big skeleton on the outside of it. fucking painted completely black. The inside' just like dark with neons and shit Pinball machines. Yeah, it's our cup of tea. A little to add to the Stone skimming World Champs, which we're headed to and for those of you that just joined us and're unaware of the fact I found myself in a competition, which I then found myself winning I soon found myself as a New Zealand representative to Scotland for the W worldld Stonone skimming Chams So I'm gonna got fucking measured up for the blazer today, but she's all fucking official. Model off a nineteen sixties Olympic wear Your summer weekends fill up fast, but Crocx has your back. Road trips, beach days, last minute getaways, whatever's on the agenda, swing by your local store and find your new goat too Try it, style it, make it yours. Because the right pair doesn't just show up, it shows off Wockk out ready for whatever's next. Visit your nearest Crox store today I're not going be about see it for a while. T takes a while to get these things made. So this I'll show you what it looks. you've taken a photo for inspiration, have you? Yes.. and then the team at Barkers is going to try and work it. Yeah, so the team at Bark' Barkers is a New Zealand men's wear company which make incredible suits. We've been wearing this stuff for ages. Mikey Lawrence and the team there said we could probably We could probably fit you and Abby. Yeah, Abby just is froting for it. She's like, this is great stuff So what we've tracked down is a Central O Tago black merino wool suit Yes because that was the region in which we we u qualified cold air over there, they'd be quite perfect. Well, they've I mean, marins good breath bable sort of set up anyway. And then they're like what was what is the style that you'd like it in? We kind of want it to be quite official we. And I've even looked into There's some other stuff that they do, which is a black rugby jersey style with a white collar and it's got a crayfish on it, which is a rock lobster, which could be the support team. So we're just looking into seeing what we've got size wise for that because I think like Anywhere you roll up in a uniform, fuck it just it's weight. you know, like look at reseservoir I want to take one lot of clothing and that'll be the suit jacket. Yeah, a t shirt and suit pants and just wear that the entire.'s that's it. Merino's good it doesn't get too stinky, you know you fucking thrash the pants off it because they've got they've got a black merino which is the stock standard, which because I want to get these like corner pches like pocket sort of patch is made. so it could be like the supports are. So this is if you look at this is I've got the manager And then I've got the team in this one here. So Oh fucker. Yeses.. And so they've got really I've got a solid they've got some very very very cool Um, sort of guess what would be considered sort of highighland weir We've done this whole range at the moment. Okay, so it worked out perfect. Yeah I mean. So hopefully, yeah, I'm just trying to pull things together at the moment. We're just finalizing numbers, who's in the support team, who's coming over. Have you signed the deal that yet? No we've got that meeting coming up next week. Okay. Nike's not sniffing around? No I not Heard they dropped Tiger Woods Yeah Well, I'd probably be doing quite something similar. I'd be rolllebowling arling myself on one the p instead of a vehicle, so Yeah So we might depending on what there'll be travel I want to have like travel setups and bags and everything. I'm going fucking full hog here. This is going to be like pash you want like team backag. so when you go you look like a sports I be like, Oh what what are you going to play? and that guy's going to throw a stone. Yeah fucking mad dog Yeah, so looking for suitcasing and that sort of stuff butre talking to the team at Barkers about ex very cool shit. But it's exciting. When you're getting measured up for it, it's like f is fucking legit. And it's always going to be one of those things that just hangs in the cupboard Oh and by the way as well, probably speaking a little bit too early, but heads up for those that want to come to a live show recording. It's looking like we will be doing one in Liverpool on the Thursday night now Yeah. There rec it's just going to be a few more people floating about on Thursday. And it's not like a live where W being pop show. It's going to be a live recording of the podcast with a maybe maybe a special guest and a bit of crowd workk in as well. Yeah. and if it sells like really fast Then we might do a second one just do back to back so you can get light as many of you through there as possible. And then a bit of a steam up afterwards. Yeah. only got a travel day the next day O it may just be like this is obviously thinking on the fly here. We might just do like a fuck in the show. it will do the An alcohol version is the first show and then the second show will be the f. naturally going to happen. Yeah o. The place that we're going has got the fucking coolest setu. Very, very cool. All be revealed in good time. Josh Martin messaged us with a great idea just get a Tomic to play this What are it ls I feel like there could be a match made in heaven here Potentially you should have a look at getting Willamint travel to build a package for going to the stonone skimming with you guys in Scotland That could be an awesome match made in Ebon, I reckon or any other kiwi guys, well people in New Zealand wanting to go travel to Scotland it and they want a package to be able to go with you and support Jay and And everything else That could be a brilliant of idea Anyway up thewise Yeah. Didn't mind that. I don't want the next messageers, we'll h playing it anyway. Yeah Unfortunately, I will not be able to see you guys at the stonone skimming as much as I'd love to come. Be I'm going to be in Alaska. I would love to come and see you guys up Thanksgiving. I've got a couple of friends in Scotland that I'd go and see as well. so yeah, anyay, enjoy the trip when you get there. but yeah it's a shame that I'm going to miss you. Baga First time I've had a message from someone in the converible WeMeX five too I love that V wy in the convertible, wouldn't it? Man, let's go be one of this place I'd love to get. Don't get sidetracked? Yeah. Do we talk to Wellament U Yeah, I think the biggest issue that we will find is accommodation is accommodation and then access on the island like with bace for I think it's what there's two thousand competitors And then it swellls out to probably six thousand with support then there's like the island is fucking tiny So' just make it make it a massive niggle for that Wh don't we just fuck around and find out Well because it would be fucking horrible to fuck around and then find out that you can't get on the fucking island after paying all that money to go over. Yeah, but I mean, everyone's seen something throw a stone. It's like its you could just steam p us at the pubble afternoon. Yeah, good. Yeah. The one where David Beach who's a great listener of the podcast and radio show where he went, they looked like a good spot water in the background. Yeah. I think that's the main pub, that's the main Aubban pub Ian Oen we're just fucking honest. We've got no idea We'll't find out u till we get there and then we'll it with an accent and it'll just be racist so N all. How do you say Calcutta? You d Thats how Yeah fucking d't. This is Rba ar scene, but you could't go me wr, not because we are friends, not because we are family, because that is my fucking name. If you're feeling dusted than Mahabmasandu, then tune in J and Dun and offer videoo Thank you for your creciation San I it was I'm not even entirely sure that that's the blke actual accent and name, but fucking real terrible form if it is and I'm just beingbing shit Yeah it can't put all the weight on our shoulders, you know? No, you can't we to make a call. I wouldn't judge us for making any calls. This one's been sitting in the sheep for ages, it's fucking hectic, but I want you to read it Jay because I've read it and it just It does involve some people just slamming lots of boozs, but the turns this thing takes is so wild. Is this Mikey Gre's one? Yes. Yes. So this is Mike Gre rugby Lague neear Death story. images attached for those interested. We are the Lee Leopards fans. Remember Aaron Penate once once of the W He now plays for the mighty Lopards. There's another kiwi guy that's playing for the Lopards that I know who's also another Kiwi led fucking I miss his name at moment. Let's not vaguely play this game. Now a massive big Polynesian blke who you who played fucking he's seene or something? Yeah like of that level. Yeah. So we're at this game. Vana? No, not Vana Um who was from That's going That's going to annoy me. We can tomorrow on the episode. Im just quick, while I'm just just search L Lopards in a pop up in the team list. U see So we were at this game. I had a barrel full of ps before the game And being a magical knight ended up at the local boozer next to the ground drinking two point piss buckets Stumbled home after last orders and had a few tens of ps When we got home, my wife, Alex, because that's her fucking name, tried to close the French doors at the back of the house and either slipped or in a drunken state fell out the back door onto Indian stone head first without putting your hands out full. Not good. Laying motionless on the floor, I decided shit This night is takaking a swift turn. being smashed. I didn't know if I should laugh or cry or call an ambulance. So I bought her around after what seemed like an hour. It' probably one to two minutes and got her inside. H ha had had a massive egg around her eye. and just above her el just above her eyebrow. We stayed up all night watching some shit on TV as I knew sleep was the last thing that you should do After feeling safe to drive, we went to A andE to see if there were any fractures or breaks to the face or eye socket Just a quick pause the a We had a group around at our house one night and I was unaware of this bird. never met her before And she jumped on the shoulders of one of my mates in our old house. And hey fucking bin that And she did the exact same thing, like literally stared at me on the way down with no arms out. why she put her arms out She was fucking torched and just went but ds and just bounced her head off off the timber floor. And I was like Fuck me and I saw it this I saw a spark out as soon as she hit the thing. Her head bounced up with her eyes closed and she was fucking properly knocked out. We're like Holy fuck's callall an ambulance. Way too callall an ambiance Same thing, she was out cold and my mate who was The fucking happppy idiot dancing around her on his shoulders was like Ah she's all good, you know, fucking classic, whatever. I was like, she is possibly dead. She is fucking my fucking good And eventually It would have been not like way longer one or two minutes. would have been like five or ten minutes. She finally came back around was like, oh what's going on? that fella was like, A, she's a good fucking prop up Don't give any more press. J just put it on the wateraters. I'm not ready to go home yet. I was like Five orteen minutes. you going go straight to porch. Yeahes. I was like, fucking call an ambulance. Let's go. So an ambulance turns up anyway we bundle her off and as she's getting loaded into the into the ambulance because I'm staring at her from this side the whole time. Yeah. I was like I hope you feel better and she's on the thing and she turns around and goes, thanks and fucking face and like chunk from the Gonies like swollen so hard that it like jammed her eyes shut. She was Fucked. Oh man. abbsolutely fucked. Hospital for like three weeks. Oh shit. Just fucking crumpling everything. Like if you imagine that you get a broken orbital and boiled egg and just go and then roll it on the deck? Yeah that's what it was like. Why do we hear the end of this one? It wasn't Joe offering Gaway, was it yes and there's another one. G look at the is chamless? Yeah. He gun in B next one Isaac New, Yeah M you go Hey guys, Ie you Anyhay, bhe the rest of that yard. I'm fucking wild After feeling safe to drive to AE we did see if there was any fractures, they did an MRI scan and then called us back for the results. Thankfully, there was no braaks or fractures, but said weve found something else on the scan tot us to go into the waiting room. I'm gonna rejust the seat for this instantly thought that they had found a tumor or something is sinister They called us back in after leaving us over two hours without knowing what was wrong They'd sent the imaging for the MRI to Selford Royal who are the leading neuro hospital in our area and received notification back. Alex had a condition Kiari. malformation. with syrx That literally sounds like I've got a fucking stroke slver. that's what it reads like. Fast forward eight months after multiple MRI and CT scans, she had brain surgery, relieved this condition and later found out if the condition didn't get spotted She could end up paralyysed or even worse. It could have killed her always remind her rugby leeague saved her life. She had her operation on the sixth of march in twenty twenty six and is now back watching the mightighty L Leopards. the wars, but more importantly up the lay Lopards. Lopards are mess of everywhere we go. Ewhere we go, everywhere we go. Lopards are mess of everywhere we go, everyverywhere we go, everywhere we go I love a chant. Crazy ye. Fuck know just the wild turn of events. I know another guy could be like on death's door now. Yeah. had it not been for have a huge steamer That's that's I'm a massive advocate for just getting absolutely weaselled at sports games. You never know if it's going to save you your life. There's they used to do this downhill mountain bike race at Mount Mongani where I'm from. And It was well before any form of health and safety. like fuck this thing was loose You know the four whel drive track which goes all the way to the top of the mountain. Have you ever walked that with your kids or anything? Yeah. It's fucking like a forty five degree. And then it switch backs the whole way and then there's heaps of. Like you'll come down hot, particularly in one corner, which is where there's like an alternate goat track up the back of the mount And it's a fucking hair pin to a three hundred meter fucking drop off basically. It's not a it's not a vertical cliff face admittedly, you'll get fucking wire brushed by every formmer native tree that we have in New Zealand on the side of the mount But you'll fucking hurt if you you'll be real hurt if you survive this thing Anyway, this guy came down from the top who was absolutely top of this game, young Bark, twenty six year old mountain biker fucking garage sold himself, justust shit in the corner Not on that corner, Garage sailed himself down another basically joined up the road over a cliff face basically. And they're like, o, he's pretty fuck we need to take him off to hospital. Tk this guy off to hospital and they took him in because he was sore all over They took him and gave him a full body x ray and basically like, o shit, sorry about that. There's something wrong with the film here It must have been like light bleeds or something in it anyway. So they take out new pack of film in takeake this X rays and it's fucinking same problem. They're like fuck this is looking a bit dicey He I go another third time lucky with newew pack of film put this pack of film in basically what they discovered his entire spinal column was just riddled with cancer. Like he was just cancer everywhere through his whole body. He was completely unaware, fit his fuckking theyre like, o my Godd, died in two weeks How's that? Fuck. Yes it without having known a youo Would he have died in two weeks if he hadn't been told that he was going to die in two weeks You don't really hear people just like at least it's a stroke or a heart attack Like suddenly dying from cancer like then You don't hear like within two weeks like Yeah, it was gnarly. I mean at some point he's going to go my backsw and it's not getting better But also if you're downhill mountain biker, fuck your back would always be sore. Have you seen that shit? Oh my goodness. He is wild U Now hit this one Snipers Reload. Another war story incoming eyes on target sccopes dialed in. Let's see who hits the mark Radyight Binging Bringing He strrong Okay, this one here is from the United States of Merica. And this is from Dave in Colorado titled Young Dum and Ties of Fun. In my early twenties I played in a band with a bunch of other early twenties hooligans. The thing was when we played on stage we looked respectable suits, ties and whatnot. Our music was pretty respectable too. Bluegrass was the style and it was done well. But off stage we were a bunch of Paul's a shit The first night of a two week tour, we played in a little mountain town. We talked our way into staying in my college buddy's girlfriend's house who had just moved there. We played our set and when we were walking back to her place, we passed a brilliant specimen. Gothic architecture called the Victorian Now the vic is also one of the rowdiest bars that I've ever been in. We stopp in for a drink and it turns into us playing live music karaoke until four AM. So at four AM we stumble out onto the street trying to find our lodging for the night. We pass a gas station slash tyre shop with a gigantic tractor tyre painted with the business name right out in front And I find out that it's not fucking bolted down or tied to anything. Here we go This is Hindlewood's cllassic yarn material Being the geniuses that we were, we roll this thing three blocks to this innocent girl's house and we struggle to get it in the front door. the front door trick into it. But once it's safely inside her kitchen we pass out on the couches and floors as you do in your early twenties and we get an early start the next morning and leave before anyone in the house is awake A to be twenty one again. The rest of our tour goes off without a hitch well Actually we had several one night similar to the first one. I'm I gonna lie? Anyway, we get back home, we take a couple of the disposable cameras we had to the developer and we've forgotten all about the tyre. Fuck it was a good laugh. Anyway, about a year later we're heading back through that town to play another gig and I asked my college buddy if we can stay at his girlfriend's house again Well, apparently she dumped us ass something about having a shitty bunch of drunk arsm maids being assholed and sleeping on her couches. So anyway, we play our set end up at the vic again I see her in the audience and at about three AM we're all packing up and I tell her, Hey, thanks for coming out. Glad you like the music act. She cuts me off mid chat and goes, Oh I fucking hate your music and I hate you. I only came out to get you, motherfuckers to come the tie that's been in my kitchen for a year Aarently Aarently she was new to town, had some fancy corporate job, Dumped her boyfriend was too embarrassed to ask any of her new mates to help her out we go to your? Noope. So we stumble back to her place, push that fucking tyre back out her door, down the block and put it back pretty much in the exact same place as we took it from home twelve months earlier. Now almost thirty years later we're driving through the town with the family and we stopp to get gas at that same gas station. I wander over, take a look at that same fucking tyre and they still haven't bolted it down I' been missing for a year. Tried to get some lunch at the vick, but the whyife vetoed that place before I even got to look at the front door? Go well, fellowas. up the wise, loveve your work Imagine that being the toy place and going Where the fuck is the toie? And then twelve months later it's like, Hey it's back. Oh Jesus good That's a great way to. C that that has to be. that's a classic yarn. cllassic buildilder's classic yarn. Yeah, ye, whoa shit I just lost I just unpluged my mic. Hey, M, can I borrow your? What is that? Is it yours All right He But he classic or not? Oh Lesson by Tas Look at tell us Oh Jesus Christ, it's great on the ears People been complaining that our podcast is not loud enough. bllow your fucking speakers on your car. So thank you very much Dave from Colorado that is a classic builder's classic yarn. speaking of them. We really let our hair down. Well, everyone, but Dung does and tell it like it is Py good that are classic builders. They've got three decades of experienced teams around them M to the land and two main ways to go. House and land if you want a simple. Simple setup or design and build if you want to put your iron stamp on it. If you' think about building now or the future you definitely is, keep classic builders in the mix You've been listening to Jane Dun', not for radio podcasts Thanks for listening I hope to see you soon Uncovered windows can make your home feel up to twenty degrees hotter. 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