Crime Scene Cleaning and Apprentice Pranks

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I are your host, Duncan Hyd Jay Reeve cautioned this podcast will contain some swearing if you're watching on YouTube, how are And watching on Spotify, Heaps of people watching on Spotify. I think most people watching on Spotify at the moment more than listening We're not a lot to look at. so fuck I appreciate you for doing that. That is hard going. We ask the age old question of do you following the well trodden footsteps of every man in front of you when you go to the bathroom? There is a role that we play within society which is not often acknowledged. There's not shared information but we fuck into do it anyway because genetically it's built into us. G Got a bit of a yarn from a crime scene cleaner. We've got an apprentice striking back for our classic builder' classic yarn. And a couple a couple of war stories from One from the UK actually, which is an absolute belelter And another one from where's you from I don't know if it seed Marwin on a mas. 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N Radio comes to you thanks to classic builders thirty years, thousands of homes and still run by people who care about doing it right Attion, snipers. Gear up and hold your positions. It's time to load up some war stories, your tales from the frontline Brought to life. prerepaare to fire This one is from Luke in the UK. Way back when I was running a fabricator shop, we had six guys running welders and alligator saws and everything in between Iter Jf He was a spitting image to Walter White from Breaking Bad But mad enough to ride a thousand CC bike and love to fuck with the police It was a quiet day in the shop with me with just me and Jeff twiling away and I had the bright idea to fill a rubble sack with acetylene and oxygen Tuck it under his be. Oh shit. Here we go. This sack was easily thirty liters and throbbing as I had it fulled to the absolute brim I've disappeared for lunch and after my kebab I'd gone back to work only discover he'd started working again Now a little context for here. These benches are made from three mill steel sheets and two mill wall box section and his bench was easily four meters by five meters. I'd slowly backed away expecting the bag to hiss and deflate me senseless. J Jeff was on top of the bench as the sparks from the welder found this bag And with a fucking gigantic bang that made my vision go gay. I saw the bench come off the ground about two and a half feet and Jeff was thrown about five meters away Oh Jeff. His first reaction was to check the gas bottle normally found on Migwelders and only to find out it hadn't exploded, he cast his eyes around the room and caught me. The dust falling from the rafters was the only thing I saw until Jeff emerged swearing, sweating, and brandishing a hammer Here you go. someomeone's about to get a whole playful of justice. Moral of the story rememove any hand tools that can be used as a weapon from the vicinity of your unsuspecting victim. Go well, go long and up the wasaz. Oh my gosh. Shit that wouldve made a bang. Just skimmed over the fact that he goty a hammered was with. got four hammered Be worse be one of those engineering ones. They' even heavier than a claw hammer, Ball pen hammer. this one's like fucking claw on the end of it. Oh that would have made such a big boom Have you seen those things go? No. Let me find one of those for you. you you carry on and I'll find you in a I'll find you in a sline oxygen balloon blowing up this I'm sure I've seen when the guy working on a car has one popping his back and behind him. Okay, here we go Good morning This podcast may cause unintentional projectile shitting. notot for radio. W J on Duns. This one from Sam Norris. O ways that you can say you need to go poo. Whats your funny way of saying it and serve them up. What have we got? Here we go, funny ways of saying you need to go poo This from Ros Jiram I've got a fart toone a trailer List Kimberly Bintley. Who' someone saying I'm going to bomb the porcelain harbor Peel Harbour the other day. I'm still laughing over it. Michael Zegler, I'm of to negotiate a hostage release. Natthew Chase Simpson. I'm gonna unpack the fudge Renzo Beard time to feed the ninja turl. Todd Malone newses I'm just about to back the vlly out of the garage Carl Horden, I'm going to download a brownload N one from Tony Steeel. When you really bust, you can say I've got a half inch grip on an eight instchad. . Oh they great. Jeez, you guys are the best. I love those ones. We probably don't do enough of those ones when you guys someone starts a three in the snipper's nightmare Facebook group. they go and they peel through so we will aim to do more of those in the future because they always just quick wins Fucking outstanding. So this I'll just check this in here. This is the Detonation of oxy acetylen mixture in a bag There's our fearless leader Okay now, here we go. There is probably three four cubic feet of Oxygen and acetylene waiting to Waiting to be free as hydrocarbons It's too close. Get away from it Fuck here we go, good way Yeah And That's exactly what would have happened to that bloke underneath it. Fuck I' wondering we went for the hammer? Ohz. Okay, so what do you want to put I want to put the workman into a lathe, dude. that's a fucking that's a terrible video to watch. That's a freaking Russian video. Oh you can't see that. There's I going have got under ten videos that I wish I'd never seen. That's one of them. I mean, we've chatted about them before on the podcast many episodes ago so we won't go through them to remind people of all those, but Fuck there's a few away. That one the eageridn't you see that? Just fuck itust pink mistin and pair of overalls. this workm that comes in and puts his handing at his Jeez, I don't know if we can put Humpty Dumpy back together again today A I know. Definitely made me want to stay the fuck away from lathes. I remember my granddad would cuse he had a wood lathe in the garage. It was a prick of a thing to get rid of after he died. just fuck that's so heavy. Yeah. And he'd had all these lumps of silver birch in the garage and he'd turn them into bowls and shit and it was just basically an excuse for him to be able to go and drink in the shed All his fucking Homber and stuff Yeah. He made this real bad ass, like I say, bad us in a bad way boy peach wine. Not good. It was basically drinking vinegar, but it was alcohol. but he was one of those people that like He would he'd be like, it's not that bad and he wouldn't let it go to waste. So he would drink it anyway. so he'd be dr basically like red wine vinegar basically with alcohol in it.. And then he'd also drink home brerew and forever be trying to get anybody that comes over to his house to drink his home brew. But you know back in the day homebrew it was fucking terrible. They didn't sterilize his shit properly Yeah. And so he'd pour it out andd just be all bubbles and he'd have like five jugs on the go waiting for the bubbles to drip down and then he'd be watering it down and shit to give to people take the bite out of it stuff just to fuck up. Anyway, so he would be out there in his lathe making all the shit. Ain coming for smoker and grandma be mac' for Samies and stuff. And I've only just now clocked white All of his fucking shirts are ripped around the around the cuffs because they were getting caught in the fucking lathe and he could have been an old mate Russianu just sucked into it. No one would have known Yeah, it's Flly. There's I was watching this off the back of the They Black caps playing England in that test, which we fuck to win to win one. This's a full time of one. Yeah, which is unreal. anyway, pump for the boys. Conggrats. England were're going so fucking sick and then bazball's working and then it's not and Now everyveryone's obviously going to be like fuck you' gone, mate. I can take bears out of the Tese cricket Thting focus on the shortball stuff. Yeah, Baz McCumb is an absolute weapon and one halib way to retire too for Stokes's just been who's been the absolute He's like a fucking U boat equivalent for us as a New Zealand as a cricket team. Oh yeah. it just turns up and fucks everything for us just as real hard toughy. Ben Stokes on a good day, hard to beat anywhere in the history of cricket because there's a fucking all r aroundoundnder. He can do everything. Yeah. he was one of those the players that they' saying, a player of like a generation player. you know One of those on easily You just known for a hundred years. You live becausecause you got like tened Dolkre and stuff, didn't bl Look there's other names you think of. Yeah, he does both Like, Chris Keeenes, like Maybe kind of close. Yeah. Kay Williamson, he'd be in the mixer. it But bold a little bit. Yeah No su's fucking he's a weapon. abbsolute weapon. I can see where you'd want to go up to his cricket though, fuck It's a lot of time standing in the outfield. Yeah. But there I was basically the point that I was trying to make is there was a Sri Lankan guy that was making these bats And he just had them on this fucking open bandsw and he'd have the handle into a block of wood And he's just feeding this thing through and shaping it up and shity's good. L I a couple of pencil lines I' mainly giving it the ichromometer just fking chips out the major form of the bat. and the hand that like there's no fucking stick to push through with. It's just a raw band were in front of this bloke and he's just fucking feeding it in and right up to his fingertips, right up to his fingertips. the whole time was like must be good because he still had all of his diggetits and then you see those other blokes and shit out of them they're like, their fucking hands are all claored. O that too, you might be the same joker that made my thirty six dollars baseball betat that it actually arrived. Remember I said I bought one off this allsports d. com Yeah And I was like because' a proper size, is it not like a fuck Yeah It's biger than Frank' Slugger that I bought him from the Louisville Factory is a proper sized baseb It's like an adult baseball bat. Like it's a bit too big for us, but he'll use it anyway. You can, you know, hold your hands further apart, but it fuckking have arrived. It was thirty six dollars delivered. Wow proper wooden basel bar Yet to hit with it, it's probably gonna a snap a half after one. Proably made a bols of wood. Just hit tennisballs make it be sweet. But crazy trick cheap and the shit arrives to go on that website if you need need any sporting kit for your kids or yourself or whatever, All sports, I think it was allsports d. com Um Oh yes. o what's An I just found out this So this is u She was sent something from one of her friends and she goes, you're kding Have a look at this. and watched and there was a girl explaining to or asking her boyfriend When you and it was a stand upp comedian. when guys go to the toilet when you go into a a seated situation like a you know, fucking toilet bowl like normal normal toilet, not a urinal and you're going for a pse And if you see a skid mark onn the bowl what is the reaction that you make Oh you do God's work. You p last thing off. And you just accept the challenge if one's been sitting there for a few hours and's turned into a bit of concrete And you go, I'll catch you later, I'll soften it up for some other joker here at work If you come back later like a few hours later it's still there That's fucking That dude needs to have more moisture in his det. Yeah. so this is she was like pse off likeike didn't believe it. No, I didn't believe it. I was like one hundred percent, that's what we do. And she was like, at what point did you start doing it? And I was like I don't ever recall having a conversation about it It's just something that all men do without having spoken about. It's it's like our duty to clean up for the next bloke behind you. You don't want them walkking into the same and while we're at it Any fucker that shuts the lid on a toilet after they've used it and then walks off G on fuck yourself Bea there's nothing more stressful than going into a public toilet and being like ah, fuck they've left the lid down you like what am going am I open the fucking doorght to mortal here? is what sort of absolute filth is going to be in there? Yeah. but I wonder it must just be It's like being in the shower and you try and piss in the middle of the plug hole, the Olympic hole pissing and make the game yourself. It just happens feel wider a little bit the same, I guess. Yeah. Wait until you tell her that when we shit, we walk straight at the toilet and sit down What do you mean You know, like when you go walk into the tos, you don't guys don't turn around, you sit and you hold ono the system so you got something to hold on to and reversal to get max skid marks fuck are you serious for sing onck. Holy fuck, what are you been doing in piece of shit? absolutely try. Can you try and petch that to? Well, she would know because in she's a house full of three lgs just don't shit Well, not that she's actually seen it watch she's a watcher. No, shouldn't. I couldn't think of any worere. Leave the door open and do it that way. Make a bit of noise so she walks fy. You grabb me some toilet paper just s in the argument system. What the fuck are you doing? I'm bly. Anyway, she was like Do you not Is it not gross you out that you're blasting somebody else's shit Ca anything think about somebody else's sh If there was a remote chance of it bouncing back up and hitting your old fella, there wouldn't be a game would play. Yeah. almost like there is kind of almost like a pissing Olympics There's like a part in a year and a where if you drill it, it goes or even the back of the water where the toilet is where you can hit the B yeah. you get a real deep throaty grounds growls out of the courouch when you're pist drilling. Sometimes you're not paying attention. you're like that's spraying a bit. likeike you've had a piece of the bowl that's just not that kind for the bounce. Just mack splashback A att night, it's like a bat's ear listening in like eco location where you are in a bowl pitch black you like like You did this week's sw I just. Yeah I can't be bothered copy it from Dixie if I mess that up. I normally just sit down in the middle of the night and not turn the light on crack of beer from the fridge that's in the bathroom and just watch something on the screen that's in the back of the door. Just watch an episode of Blowy Well was that a company that did the beer fridges in the shower? was for shower be? Yeah that was awesome th Yeah in a single phase likeike because you should only you should only be in the shower for Maximum three beers. Yeah Absolutely. Yeah. But I remember that thing came out and all the thosees were like That makes absolute fucking sense and all the checks will light Why the fuck would you want a beer in the show? But like it made no scenes We have spoken about Do you think they would have been pumped up if there was like a single bottle rosese fruit fridge? I don't know This is something about being in an ultra hot shower with a cold beer. E better if you've been like played a game of rugby in the middle of winter and you've been kind of freezing the whole fucking game But you can put up with it because you're playingugby your minds off the cold but you finish and you realize fuck it's actually pretty cold today. And then you go into a steaming hot shower You're in the neck with the boys slug and tons in the showers not Oh fuck I made up in the show I didn't do anything that. There was this complete completely unrelated to smashing person in the shower with the boys. I was watching a M in my top sequt ye Especially the kids rugbery. Well, I made someone was playing on the weekend and it was fucking like they're playing in the snow and you go And that is fucked It's so fucked. fuck they f kids out when it's raining at school now. they're getting that across the line Yeah. And then and they made me think like How many times have you seen like NFL teams play in the fucking S? Yeah, which is mean. We' in all those pads for all that war And they do the I think they even play football like soccer football in the snow as well. and they just I've always had mad respect for that likeike I actually the first time I ever saw it like being one hundred percent honest I was ran up by one of my rich kid mates They a Sa Mega dririve and there was Madden NFL Yeah on there and then you could play the game in the snow, which never been an option For any of the rugby games like you can play the ping rain on Jonah Ruagby or whatever, but on The Meden game, it was snow and I was like, Fuck. Do these guys play in the snow? Yeah, ' And then so the people that turn up to watch are in the fucking snow too. J Just sitting there in snow on. You know how cold it is if you're just sitting on the chair lift when you go up in the mountain for a ski, like fuck, imagine sitting for three hours watching NFL and trying to drink alcohol. You could basically only drink yaga mice otherwise you die. Yeah. every time you gott to have a sip out of can, your lips get stuck toting fucking tr hur Dumb and dumber on the GLiff scenario, fuck. We spwing. Yeah, huge respect to anybody that turns up in winter and goes to an NFL match. Yeah And even more respect if you can get a real crusty p real crusty shit the off the grouch orom one hurt. Yes, keep doing God's work, you know, It's something we like to do. We don't need like it D't get a high five on the way out or anything? A Little technique. we just run a little easy flow onto it, little easy flow and then build up a lot of back pressure and then fucking hit it with a bit of back pressure. I just like to start at the top and then just yeah get an edge start light and then just really peer if I need to, get an edge up and then you know, get it to pop off is normally the best way to do it. I find Oh here ye are Yeah we are. I don't know if I've played one before. we're got the one from the sniers line rununning a little bit skin. There's heaps that have come through but we just haven't loaded them. So if you have sent us a voice memo will be sitting there. I now know how to log in and And check them all, which is exciting with Benny Boy away with his bodyy elbow injury. I think it's back on Monday. Yeah. I'm hoping to be back on Monday. He's event to be takaking three months off, buddies You know' f he's but different He certainly is Here we go All right Jes Young lads and Fan. ointed thising for you really? Cool. Iing from the deean say I'm looking for some of that a little bit different recently moved in among misses as well in a different county Hereford U I'm a farmer by trade, but I really, really want to go to New Zealand Light We really want to do it I don't know whether I should leave a contractor business at home and go over there whever the misses will like me coming over for say, half a year or so Yeah. So as I do it tell I don't be next year anyhay God If an' in the middle that I'll come see you boys and come work with you Right. Cheers Lad n that there there is a large number. So this is for those unfamiliar with the geography of how New Zealand' set up, I fucking little hand mappy here things. So this is the North Island. this is the South Island here Dunks from basically this part of the South Island. which is Cany, massive big farming community, probably the biggest farm probably the biggest part Farming part of New Zealand would you say Canland. Yeah well south and and White Kill, was? chain's pretty big as well. Thre for three big main areas of farm in New Zealand, but pockets of farm. you can farm the whole lot. Yeah for the most top to bottom this farming. But anyway, your buddy chief Yeah. Is he the only one that's got a contracting company Now there's a few in the ear. Yeah, so you've got mates you've got contracting businesses There' so many people that hit me up and go, hey are there any fucking driving jobs over there? And I was like, well they must because he must get this is something probably that we should have a conversation with off the podcast, but There's a large number of people that want to come out and drive here and if they' arere any good, Chiefs got the top top top ter. Um if he's got any gigs for people. Can we come back to that one and do the coin destiny properly Yeah and decide for him L he's sent that through. so he's thinking about it, but I can and team up a fucking job first and then toss the coin. Yeah. So I'll talk to Chief over the weekend Yeah and see whether or not you know, if he needs more people because a lot of his staff will work for him, then they go to Australia, then they go to Ireland. Yeah, that's and that's a circuit that most of the lands are on. Did Omate sound a bit like he sound like he's from the same area as Caleb from Clarkson's fararm? Well, Pos, I don't know where Forrest Forrester Dean is It sounds like just down the road from Didley Squat. Do think how fucking goods this on that new series Clackson's farm When Caleb says that he'd never been in a tunnel before. Draft Kings's Casino changed the game with exclusive flex spins. Now you can choose how to use your spins across more than one hundred different slots. Claim fifty spins a day for twenty days. Then you choose how to play across your favorite games. Download the app now, and sign up with promo code Floor. That's promo code Floor to claim one thousand flex spins on your choice of slots. with promo code Foor The crown is yours. In partnership with Draft Kingss Casino, Gambling probleblem C call one eight hundred gambler. 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Of course, there's gonna be oxygen the but it doesn't push down past the ground pump it in. Yeah It was like I could sweing and fidgetating That That's great greatreat episode when they to Belgium. Oh my gosh. It makes you realize how fucking much room there is to be become more efficient when it comes to farming. Yeah You're doing the work anyway, you might as well get maximum yield out Yeah As long as you're doing like that shit sustainably and you're not just chucking fucking more and more minerals and fertilizers and stuff on if you I think what they do a little bit naturally inst they just rinsing the soil. What they showed in that though really well is that you can have all of the technology in the world and then mother Nature can still fuck you. Oh that's it like You get I just don't I even think about it now looking back on like all my family members that are still farming and And it's obvious it's a lifestyle. You don't become a farmer to be to become a multi multi millionaire. Most people don't take that business on for that rationale Um And that's what's so fucked about that the tax system they're trying to talk about' like There are farmers over there that are just going to get like barely break even and they'll be fucked with these new rules which is so so so I don't When the food gets pushed further away and it gets more expensive and then it's like there Yeah, there's a bunch of shit going on with that sort of stuff. But I was thinking about it like We turn up to do our job and this is using the radio show as an example. We're not in charge of the music, we're not in charge of the advertiser, we're not in charge of anything But that doesn't change our bottom line So if we all of a sudden, survey comes back and we have a shit survey. It's not like we were enumerated to a number of the surveys But we control we get torol survey. Yeah, we get to control bas. Fuck it should be or. Yeah, We get to control most of those elements. The majority of them are out of our control. We're only in charge of the words that come out of our mouth on our show.ot the rest of our ss. It's enough responsibility for us. No't't Not I one anymore.'t Not that I want anymore. But imagine I know you're saying. If you' best if you are the best at farming, you've got the best implements, you've got the best advice You've got the best animal welfare, you've got the best environmental practices and then some fuck what changes the law on you. Mother Nature kicks you right in the nuts and then the fucking meat and fiber price of food and fiber prices all squirrel out and go fucking in different directions. I'll be like, This's a tough pill to swallow when that mother nature is the variable you can never control. Yeah. like every five years you get a devastating fucking So it's like twenty percent. of the time you're just getting completely fucked over the cow be get it worse too. Or the cow that's in calf with twins who's suspected inconclusively suspected of having TB then goes to slaughter. They do an autopsy, doesn't have TB. Yeah. So you fucking lose Three three animals effectively. Yep Yeah fucking tough case I respect to anybody that does it. It's a much, much cleaner, clearer cut system here in New Zealand I think than it is over in the UK. It has to be forty percent of our economy Yeah. That's why we look after them. Not enough. we should look after them more. There's still work to do there. Yeah Anyhow. I'm gonna to do a couple of towniesving a fucking chirp here from our fucking comfany studio. Oh We see you though. We see you. I'm gonna do a yarn from a crime scene cleaner and then we'll finish with the cllassic buildilders' cllassic yarn for this week. We're doing two, I think just because Not for Radio with Jay and Dunk M Yummyummy. This b here is a crime scene cleaaner found him on the internet and thought we should only watch the first fifteen seconds so I'm going blind. This could be fucking horrific But whata? This is the podcast for it. Back when I was a crime scene cleaner, there were quite a few stories that I didn't want to tell lest I maybe lose my job or make my look bad. I don't give a shit about that now, man. I'm gonna tell you about this time Probably the grossest call I've ever been on, but like not because of the gore or the actual incident that happened. So this lady will call her deb because that's her her upstairs had died And a different company came and cleaned that and everything was supposed to be good It wasn't Deb had noticed a smell lingering after the people had came and she gave it a week or two stillill smelled it and then this spot started to grow on her ceiling. and at first it was just like a little spot little dark brown spot, but then it started to grow and the smell started to get worse so she called me So we're standing in her kitchen and I'm looking up at this spot and it's like six inches by maybe six inches.'s like it's a decent size. and I definitely notice the smell and it's unmistakable. It's definitely death. So By my estimation, the guys did not take up the carpet or didn't take up the carpet pad or maybe it got into the subfloor. Either way, there was some human goop in the ceiling. And being that it was coming from the other side, I could clean and scrub it all day, but we were going to have to cut that section out. So in an effort to not cut a bigger hole than I need to, I cut as close to the brown spot as I can. And as soon as I put my knife in, it is not how drywall should be. it kind of just went in. it just like the blade sunk into it. It didn't really cut. So I had cut about three inches in total when I noticed that like this stuff it was like cutting through wet cardboard. like something was not Right. I cut about another inch and could not make sense of what I was seeing. I thought that like maybe it was just like a bunch of dust kind of knocking free or some of like the drywall paper. The ceiling looked like it was moving And like literally before I could even take my knife out, cut more, do anything else This son of a bitch opened up and a torrent of maggots perceeded fall out of the ceiling. Mind you, I, like an idiot, am directly under the cut. Well directly under just just maggots. Distco rice shoulders, knees and toes. Dad screaming. I'm screaming. As soon as they started falling on me, I got the heie Jies like a motherfunger. I started crawling out of my skin When people say crawling out of your skin I had said that before that point. I don't think I ever meant it. So here's a question Here's a question How do the maggots get in there? So flies get in there then theyay there. So you were he the flies have gone through the floorboards. Well they would have turned up to the shitty body and they would have probably crawled through any spaces. and well there might have been gaps in the floorboards or whatever they got through to the subfloor. Well, that was fucking grim. Let's do classic yarn. yeah, classic yarn to finish off on This is the Classic Boter's Classic yarn Wh are we on here? Short swit to finish off. Congratulations Chris O Reordan How to ruin someone's day with a mouse trap. Quick story for from Ireland Back in two thousand nine when I was an apprentice mechanic, we had mice living in the garage. My boss's brother was a fore man and we'll call him Dave because that's his fucking name Anyway, Dive was a bit of a dick. K often treated me like a child as I was the apprentice, it was my job to bait some mouse traps and catch them all. One day, Dave was being a major arhole and when cleaning I found a dead mouse in the trap and said to myself I know he's afraid of mes. I said nothing. Oh hang on, uh, where So when he was on a test drive, I opened the top drawer of his toolbox and placed Sed mouse on the top of his box of cigarettes and closed it said nothing and later on he opened the drawer and without looking He went to pick up the cigarettes instead of picking up the mouse. Well he fucking screamed threw the dead mouse of the air and ran. He He then refused to smoke the box of cigarettes even though they hadn't been opened. So guess what? I got a free box of cigarettes. So I was delighted because I earn fuckle as an apprentice needeedless to say everyone else thought it was hilarious almost wetting ourselves and wasn't wasn't as much of a dict to me after that. Well done's a classic yn well played. Well played. I love hearing apprentice have a bit of a win e you know, they quite often just get walked all over Well the one that quits the job and just throws a bloody live grenade back in behind the M. you'll find that later ourselves. L the person that left our work and stuck his piece of steak in a glad bag and put it in the roof for us to find Th months later and turned to like fucking a green goop It was pretty grim. The one the place kicking the main storage outlets, you know, they get the same storage, which is about I don't know how it is, fuck it maybe c Yeah whatever ye. and they just put them put two offcuts next to it. So one of them is concreteed into the fuck middle the floor. Yes and the ones either side just get booted, they f foold the bottom half of the there go. I am yet to find that to get old yet. I'll watch that every time. That'll do. whatever you're up to for the weekend, have an amazing one. We still buddy love doing this podcast. appreciate each and every one of you for listening plenty of exciting stuff on the horizon which keeps us hungry which is nice. more of the same this weekend ring a better rugby, better cookking up for anybody on and You know what I'm doing this weekend? W. went to local hardware store this morning and got all the stuff I needed to make an area to buy another spa for. Get a second hand though, I'm not been mugging paying brand new. Nice bit of human soup for a little crop pot. That's it, mate. So that's the job this weekend. Dig that out, put some gap twenty down, put some pavers down on top of it and get it all boxed out and stuff. so hopefully Nw shit. I'm hopefully going to be able to move something in and move myself or something into my garage after I tied it out this weekend It was me last weekend, a whole weekend in the garage was awesome. Yeah. C be is. Buck ye. Just space space where no one else will want to go except for me. Have a great rest of your day and like I said, an awesome weekend as well. we we will be back on Monday with the Sniper Le episode and once again, massive thanks to our show sponsors notot for radio Junang may contain traces of nuts. Classic builders are a national builder with proper local know how and offer flexible pathways as well from straightforward house and land packages to a full custom design and build. 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