Steven Bartlett and Survival Stories

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Shout out to classic builders back in the pod they started because a couple of lads thought kiwis deserve better more affordable homes and they've stuck at it for thirty years This is the Classic Builders Classic Yarn Right Thanks Classic Builders I've read to the end of this, but I think it's going to be good. Samara Hamilton Stone Hecker. Sorry if you didn't want your naming that classic classic. A little backstory classic from Dunk . My son was maybe one of the most calm babies never really cried, slept pretty good, loved to cuddle, quite typical. Then he turned sixteen months old, now life became extremely interesting. He thrived on testing limits, he climbed, he ate things, he filled anything that he could hold liquid . He smashed anything that would make a great noise, noise so much more than you'd probably more, but you probably get the picture. He was maybe three for the story We were well acquainted with his personality and his quirky activities. One morning it was particularly calm and I milled about the house and I guess I left my let my guard down. He was lingering nearby as I went about my cleaning, not getting into anything . I'd been drinking a can of coke. He loves sneaking pop pop. Usually it'd get pretty wild if we denied his request to drink ours so he wouldn't have one in front of him again. I had let my guard down that morning . He hadn't pushed the subject when he saw me with it. At one point I set the pop on the dining room table and went to the living room. I came back to the room to sam quietly sitting at the table, staring at the can. I thought I'd see how it would go so I just left it. He looked at me, looked at the pop, and then got down from the table and went to play. Weird, but yeah for that glimpse of self control. I mean back to what I was doing. A while later I breezed through the dining room and I noticed my pop that I'd forgotten about in my head I thought hmm it's probably not cold anymore and most likely flat but I should finish it off and get rid of the can. Light . I don't know light enough I like where this is going Dunk. There was only maybe a quarter of pop left so threw my head back and took one big gulp . You know how you can have a dozen thoughts run through your mind in a millisecond . Here we're mine Definitely flat. Should have finished it earlier. Amazing how he didn't steal it. What a calm morning. That's oddly warm. Where did he go? That's a weird taste. What's that smell? Oh my god, he did finish it. This is pass . It was no spitting out . It had been gulped . Oh, I did splatter and made gagged. I was about to holler out as I spotted something in the corner of my eye, a very quiet little boy peeking out from behind the corner to witness the moment it all came together for him and then zoom he was off like a flash squarely with satisfaction. I got pop out the door across the yard and onto the field. I didn't give chase. I went directly to the sink, did a lot of swishing and some breathing exercises . Those breathing exercises may have been a big part of how that little boy had the opportunity to be a twenty year old that he is today . Oh well done . Yeah , that is a classic yard. Yeah, that's a beauty . Smells like another cracker of a day. The sun is burning high in the sky. It should be a good day to go swimming shimming in creamy fucking Place He follows the Not for Radio account. Does he? Yeah, how you going? Well, Mate forgot we name us, but we bloody love your work . Let's quickly chat about the stuff. So for those that new to the podcast, welcome. This is not for radio . I actually had an interesting point pointed out to me last week . If you're new to the podcast, scroll back through. In fact, we might even put what number it is in the episode description in the Tomic if you want to sort that out, but listen to the AMA that person was actually Brendan from Stoney Creek so that was fucking awesome. Teagues did a ask us anything episode . And it just said it was really good to get an insight into us and find out all about us and what makes us tick and stuff. So if you knew the podcast probably not a bad one to go back and listen to. Or even pinned to the top for Instead or something as well. So if you're new to the podcast the last couple of weeks, Jay got himself a trip to Scotland to go to the stone skimming champion championship in Easdale , which is an island just off the coast from Auburn which is two and a half hours from Glasgow. Now we Tuesday had been nutting out the timeline , which is fucking a little bit problematic because it's the Roxy Thousand Time, but we've managed to sort out the radio show and our big countdown side of things . It looks like I should bring up the actual calendar, right? Yeah, the original plan was we wanted while we were over there it was kind of worth maximizing it. So the prize itself was myself and then the young lass who won heading over to represent New Zealand. But we're like, Wow fuck . We've been saying that we want to get over to the UK for the longest time. So why don't we just make it a big trip , get dunks to come over Benny Boy, we'll take over Rain and to film a bunch of stuff and we'll we'll run amuk while we're over there so Sunday the thirtieth this is the hole that I saw. Sunday the thirtieth of the month before that. Yeah, August. August. Yeah, so that's we're going to be in London. Yeah. We're not going to do a live show in London. We feel like that's a little bit too much to bite off at that time of year, which is an extremely busy time for a year, but we haven't got a catch up in London I've realized. Yes. That would be the day to do an afternoon session somewhere in London. Location TBC. Well, I think that the rationale is that we're going to be staying near Camden, which is quite good so we can go there's a number of famous drinkeries there and it's a cool part en's fucking have you been to Camden before? Yeah, went to the Camden market . I remember. Yeah, so there was A wheremy Winehouse lived there. Yep. Well that was the home of MTV for us. The Camden Lot. You're north. Yeah, so that's where that's where the big mothership was for us back in the day. Great place to shop us. There's lots of pubs around there, so maybe we just put a pin in that. So Keane, Keene, so we'll just make that a, you know, an afternoon at the pub and hook it into our work . Then on Tuesday, we're going to be travelling to Liverpool Yes , which is the first of September and then we're going to be going via a train, which is why I mentioned on yesterday's podcast how good it would be just to load up the train full of snipers and head to Liverpool because the following night , I believe. Well, Ken , I guess the question would be Are you allowed to drink on the trains or are you not allowed to drink on the trains? Do they have toilets on the trains on those long ones? Or do you just have to get on and off at the different stops and use the bathroom for got toalls on them. Are they? Yeah. Yeah. You know that? You don't know that. I don't worry Matt you know, I can drink a fucking million beers not near to go. This sounds like a year problem, but I can say yes, I'm a can of a can of puss, basically. You have half a campus Which she comes from. And then on the Wednesday evening just due to the fact that this hasn't quite been locked in, but due to the fact that this place is incredibly well set up, we're looking to do a live podcast recording so not a live show . It'll just be what we do normally but because we'll still need to do podcast while we're over there obviously and that will be in Liverpool Wednesday night, Thursday after Glasgow, Friday , we will be in Auburn and then obviously just fucking going large and stone skimming and then just a brutal trip back home. Yeah, pretty quick turn and burn on the way back, but it's gonna be a lot of good times. So I'm looking forward to it and also looking forward to just getting in the mixer. And you know, we spoke this into existence. I said at the beginning of the year. We're gonna fucking go to the UK before the end of the year and look fucking the boys are going finally the stars have aligned. Exactly. Tomak, you want to spring up this bit here. Now my sister sent this through and she said any chicks that listen to this podcast will really appreciate it. And I think the dudes should appreciate it too because fuck we've said a million times. The human race would not exist if dudes had to do what Chicks do the ultimate human. They are elite, they have to do put up with more than us. They have to do more than us like they are just better versions of dudes in every single way and the no parental guidance podcast is where this has sort of come from. Yes. And it is amazing like it's such a massive undertaking when you have a kid. But you just get fucking throwing them and you're like there you go. There's a bag of flesh and organs and fucking temperatures. Keep this thing alive as long as you can. So this is the girls from the No Parental Guidance podcast and the idea of this game is sharing stories about their pregnancy or their birth when they had one of their kids or whatever and they've got to try and not laugh. Okay, should we try and do the same thing? When I was in labour, the doctor came in and said, Hanna, we're going to have to do an episiotomy because my in just so tight . And my husband thought they were reading the dinner menu So when I had my first child , my husband treated me to flowers from the petrol station to say well done I had a go at my husband when I was in labour because he kept farting but it turns out I was curling out a turd . When Andy didn't hear the babies sleeping , I was so annoyed with him one day that I made him a coffee and gave him a shot of breast milk and he said Oh this is sweet and I wanted to say it's 'cause you're drinking my bodily fluid Sunday Fair enough . When I just had my baby , a member of the family came to stay to help and was actually so unhelpful that I farted on their pillow and was just happy to know that their head was laying there that night that was enough? Was it smelly? No . Crisp. So you didn't think that you did that. And then I just smoothed over and thought, take that . Brilliant. I really love that. It's fucking awesome. Yeah. So my sister sends me this off the back of it and she and look God, make her get no idea whether or not you want this in the podcast. Don't fucking send it to me if you didn't want to podcast. But it has to her lovely husband, my brother in law, Glenn . The fresh maker. I make you read this one actually. Yeah. This is from Mikit one of Dank's two awesome sisters, two incredibly stunning, intelligent, fucking awesome humans is what I'll start this with. And then you can fucking fill in the gaps yourself. Fuck you said , you must have said something weird the other week on the podcast. You said something about fuck should I bring it up? It was the worst time Meka was like just elbow deep and cleaning her rental that they were selling and just tired and fucking having the worst time ever. And then she's like, Oh, I might check on the podcast . Was it positive? Was it positive when negative experience it's not good for you or her I don't think. Luckily where is it? Here we go. Also, I thought I'd listen to your podcast this afternoon while I was feeling like Cinderella clean up our fellow Kiwis filth and South getting ready to sell. According to Jay I'm not Cinderella after all nothing but an ugly step sister it would seem. Bridget the smart pretty one fuck me. Way to kick a girl when she's down . Ruthless. I didn't say to herself, I didn't even fucking clock that. I didn't even apologize and for the record, I'm just not gonna comment on anybody's sister. That's about this podcast. Now keep doing it. It's good shit. So content today. Don't just words. Donkey's got two hot sisters there have it fucking search me on Instagram . Okay, so this is from one of Dunk's Hot Sisters Meka. Can confirm that I was just about to give birth to Harvey, unbeknownst both of them which are married happily married with fucking hungry dudes, by the way, so fucking just stare . Good luck . Unbeknownst to me as I had arrived at hospital and thought I was there for the long haul like I was with Maya . Maya, Maya. Maya, Maya. I was got the strip of spelling . Sorry . I was clearly transitioning and jump ed into the pool . I was sounding like a slaughtered cow and open my eyes slightly to see Glenn Absolute Glenn husband absolutely pissing himself along with the midwife who was holding back her f it of laughter because she was laughing at Glenn. Pretty sure I dropped a wee nug in the pool as Harvey was clearly on the way out thought that that was what he was laughing at told Glenn to get the fuck out of the room and stop laughing at me because it was going to be there for a lot longer and I was sounding like a cow. Off he trotted called Bridget, the other sister and held the phone up to the door and said, Hey that, that's your sister. I've never heard anyone hold a note that long for that long for the note that loud and that a note that loud for that long in my fucking life while he was gone, I popped out ahead, midwife was beside herself and said, Do you want me to stay here or get Glenn? I said, At this point, I don't care. He walked back in to see his son plop out into the water. What a dick now . I mean, I know you're not supposed to, but like you go on the birthing pole, which is fucking grim but each of their own. Yeah. My sister had two maybe three of them fuck anyway, boy. You're asking for a brown submarine. Oh, it happens all the time during childbirth. Yeah, they just whip it and clean it up. Yeah, so Tam, my sister, older sister was there. This is a lot of information about sisters this episode. I'm very quickly realizing Tam was there basically in a set of tight blue shorts with a white zing on basically pull attendant just with a fucking sieve just scooping them out as they popped and then what was left in the pool was fucking literally human soup and the whole boy just pumped it out, siphoned it out, pumped it out the window down the neighbor's driveway . And they were like, why is there so many fucking seagulls on my driveway? There would be 'cause like imagine those birthing poles would be so many hundred kil os. They would take so long to fill up and try and get them warm and all the rest of it. Yeah, they run like a little pump filtration system. It's in the room that we go and sleep in when we go down to St. Mum and Dad's. That's where she gave birth. Yeah, but the pool's not still there. No fuck for a week dip. It is a long gone. Yeah, but like I don't think all houses are built to withstand that sort of weight. Well, they're not the probably the pool is probably about the size of this table. It's not that big. Odds it not. Nah, fuck no. What do you think they're swimming laps? No, I sort of thought they'd have enough room to stretch out. Just like Mika they lean over the edge and go . Honestly , like you guys are amazing like we wouldn't do it. There would be no population. We're completely unwaver completely aware of the fact that the human race would have fucking ended and I'm not explaining what happened to it like they all fucking chose to go to the pub instead of continuing the human race. Switched out, turns out that squeezing something like that out there dick hole is pretty tough on the body. Gonna go to the sniper line here got one from Dye. All right there boys is die here from Wheels got a quick one for you. Got a mate. He's called Barry Le Bastard. There's two reasons for this. First of all, fucking name is Barry . Second of all, he's a fucking bastard . Give me some context on B addy had a stroke when we were kids. Turn around to the boys. He was like, gay lads. I don't want you treating me no different than you ever has, and well we never fucking have to be honest. We treat him like shit . And go out on the town somewhere, let his fucking tires down . f Weucking hide his car keys. Oh, fucking horrible we was. Anyway, he was on a stack due somewhere down in Cardiff and Ballied fucked off and thought and not unusual for him. He's probably gone to a shite to takes him for fucking ever . Half hour later still not fucking back and starts to worry a bit, you know where the fuck is he? So one of the boys goes off looking , comes back and fucking find him. Next thing, some birds come flying across a bar. She fucking clout one of the lads across the head. She goes nuts, you bunch it twice what you fucking done that for us holiday. You know, what the fuck you talkin about? She says, Look it in, you can't do that. Looks outside the bar, fucking barry ch'angsed himself outside the knee with a fucking bike chain onto the fucking wheelchair to the fucking lamp post. Like fucking what? We ain't done nothing look round Barry's air sat there pissing himself laughing a wanker anyway, that's my quick y arn of the motherfuckin' wars . So I'm guessing Burry the Bastard must have changed himself to the thing to get a little bit of sympathy from the birds. Well played. Well played. Oh , Doy, can you message us to Not for Radio Facebook page with your address and stuff on to get you out of radio hat? That was fucking awesome. More Welsh listeners, the delivery is impeccable. Now I've got two options here I've got three, okay. Do we want to David Long on the Sniper line? Yes. What's up, Jane Dunk? My name's Riley. I'm a plumber from Canada. I live in Vancouver. I was working out of one of the on one of the hospital expansions as a plumbing apprentice . And as I was doing some penetrations in the drywall for some lines that I was working on some pipes that I was working on . My foreman came in and said, Hey, you're not, you put those holes in the wrong spot. They got to be six inches over to the left. I'm like, okay, sounds good. So I go and I start patching the holes that I might put in the drywall putting, the pieces that I cut out of the wall back in with backing to basically hold those pieces in place . And as I'm screwing the backing in, I get the center screw, I get the side screw on one side. I get the second last screw on the bottom side . Forget to move my hand while I'm putting the screw through the backing and next thing you know, I'm part of the backing now . The screw straight through my pointer finger came out just behind my nail bed. Basically I was like, well, fuck fuck, what am I gonna do now? I ain't fucking pulling my finger off because that's just gonna make it worse. So I backed the move off, basically pulled my hand out, went down, said nothing to my foreman who was standing on the other side of the hallway, basically walked over to my lunch bag, grabbed basically a bandaid, basically put the band aid on, wrapped the band aid with electrical tape, threw my glove back on and fucking finished off the next six hours of my shift . Got home, finger was throbbing like a son of a bitch, but hey, what can you do ? And yeah, so I just got on with it. Hey, if I can work the next week and as is , you know, the funny part is I was literally not even a two minute walk from the go to the emergency room Jan Dunk no , I'm here for my cash your blue collar boy's gonna go for it. Anyways boys, that's me. Have a good one. Riley out . Well done. Well done. So basically we dropped out there was two minutes walk from the emergency department. Gixed up? No fucking wait. He's here for the cash. Let's go baby go. Yeah We'll go one more. This is from Corey. Thanks Corey. Hey Follow us. Hello baby. Hey , I just watched your episode that was That was the twenty fifth May and Jay was talking about the mental health part and I was listening to it and I fully fucking get it borrowed like I've had a bit of a rough start to the year, but you know splitting up with the misses and just work and life getting away. I'm only twenty two so lot to live for but yeah I get to the like that point. Like me and my mates just bought a house together in Mount My Mount Local Jake absolutely fuzzy but for some weird reason I just we're about to move in I should be happy about it and like my life is going great. Like I just got qualified as electrician, you know life's moving good but I just had these days usually Sundays and Mondays where I just I'm fucked like I just I overthink everything, everything I did in my past , you know, that kind of stuff and I try and keep busy like a mad ADHD, like I keep busy as much as I can. And yeah, I just had a brick wall. So Jay . Thanks for talking about that because sometimes in the world you kind of feel like you're the only one that goes that kind of shit. So to hear from an idol that I listen to every day, it means a lot bro . So yeah, man, let hang in there fucking I am too, but yeah bro, life's fucking good and I think we dismissed it a bit. Yeah, absolutely hit the name. Yeah, that's and thanks. Appreciate it. And also appreciate the honesty. And also appreciate the endless checking in that everybody's been doing. 'Cause normally when you had those conversations and it wasn't an attempt to get people to check in and that wasn't the goal at all. It was basically the people the people that I check in with is dunk and so and then that's you need a close group of friends. It's awesome to have support from across the other side of the planet. I appreciate every single one of you. That's amazing . But it's really important that you get those close networks around you so that you actually you are being held A accountable for it and B, you are sort of making a bit of a difference to what it is that you're doing and then you're operating in a different sort of way, which is what I've been attempting to do and for the most part being quite successful with it. Completely different mindset now and where I'm at . And it was a pretty simple formula for me. And generally speaking , we've seen it before , cut the piss, get some sleep, do some exercise and it fucking instantly changes the way that you're operating. Bro, I'm into two weeks again up at five AM going to the gym and my head has never been clearer like I'm looking forward to going to bed so I can get up and go to the gym and you know what it's been a slightly bigger block nice not fucking put in the weight of doing cardio that you speak about the bit that se wouldnd see me put me off and I'd tell myself , you know, get easier or whatever. I'd just fucking throw them weights around loving it. Yeah, mint. It's good for good for the carcass too, and that's something that I'm wanting to get into which is ironically this is this is something that the man and the misses got last night. Look at that little bad wire. He's got it. How's it charge up? Now you basically put it over a little ring holder. So if you're not watching this, the misses was dead keen on getting these aura rings. Basically, if you don't know an aura ring as it's like any other bit of wearboard measures all your shit. Awesome mat back in it's fucking mega, mega. So I jumped in last night. I rate myself with my sleep and my REM sleep and I had you thought it was good ? Yeah, it's fucking impressive. Is it? Oh yeah, it's elite. Yeah, so I sle pt for like, I think I maybe put down eight hours last night on the almost on the button and was up at six like a fucking which is how much REM did you get? Oh, like three hours or something ? Yeah, actually it does like an hour max . Yeah, so I was in like I was deep in it, which is kind of nice to check it, but I had I was on the dose and now I'm going to go no dos tonight and also which is kind of exciting guys talking on the boys about it. I'm heading to the g randfather this weekend in Wellington . So fucking watch them mapping on that bastard. It's gonna run out of battery. Watching the yeah, I've booked in flights , I'm in a box and I'm booking no accommodation because I'm fucking gonna send it. Like this is my new year's. My best mate, one of my best mates is the assistant coach, one of the teams in the final, and we're in enemy territory , which is I love this stuff. For those international listeners, this is rugby union, not rugby league, which is what the warriors of the Wars play in. So this is Jay's super rugby side, which is one tear down from the All Blacks taking on the hurricanes, which is from Wellington, which is a capital city White Cutle Chiefs versus the Hurricanes from Wellington or the Wellington region. So this is going to be an absolute belt. Ironically in the box with the key sponsor of the Hurricanes, but they've been kind enough to host us. So we're going to go full seasoning this one, which is going to be awesome. But I was talking to one of the boys here, Rosie because he's got one. He goes, I've had one for years. And he goes, Conveniently, mine goes flat from Thursday to Sunday. I'm fucking leave it off . But it'd be interesting to see how tr itacks. It's got so many different biomarkers that it picks up. So yeah, I can use it for a month and then report back. Yeah. I'm interested in that. The other one is it whooped? It's the other one? Yes, but it's so expensive. So this one is ten bucks a month. Yeah, but you paid more for it outright whereas the whoop I don't think they're too bad. They're a couple of hundred bucks or something like that but then you pay like forty a month. Don't know but you kind of know whether or not you're making good decisions for your body especially our age. We always being h aboutonest it know. You what you feel like when you're feeling good, you know? Well, funnily enough, so for the fair sex, this is we don't have a deal with them at all, but they have been trying so that mate of mine has been trying to have a child with his muscles for ages and she does cross fitting and all sorts of other stuff so she's all about the fitness in that anyway and basically it started mapping all of the different hormones almost like a holt collar that I use it as an example a terrible example doesn't map the hormones? Don't know does the whole lot. It's fucking pretty crazy and so as a result it basically gave them the optimal time to try and have kids so he knew in advance that he needed to be off the piss not doing anything naughty and make sure that his swim m allers cle arean and fucking boom sniper fucking on. First time. First crack at it. Wow. I've been trying for months and never got it right. Crazy. Oh, there's something to free around to look at. You've got like a forty eight hour window, basically to get the job done in a month . Yeah, which was you go, geez when the ones that had the accidents bloody unlucky. Yeah , we're just marathon swimmers. Just stay in there boys. We're fucking twelve days deep but fucking game swimming we'll get there keep moving the tail. I mean it's similar. I mean it's a loose segue but I've been listening to the Steven Bartlet Diverse CEO book. Yes . Honey , there's a part of it where he's talking about when you have got no other option but to keep going, that's what you do like you don't turn back. And he's talked about the crash that happened in the eighties and the Andes mountain where they started eating each other. They were up there for like some fucking outrageous like eighteen days. They ate the pilot first because they were like fuck you got us into this mess. Yeah . And then what ended up saving them all and I think there was fourteen that got saved. There was two of them that left and they were like they were getting low on people to eat. Yeah. And they're like, I can't eat my sister and my mum. He's like, I'd rather die. So they're going to they made a bit of a sled to toe behind them. They made some warmer clothes out of some sleeping bags or some shit . And then they decided instead of walking down they'd walk up and get the layer of the land and have no mountaineering experience. They walked up for three days so they could get like the bird's eye view of like where to go and it was fucking devastating and they got up there and it was a three hundred sixty degree view and all they could see was white cap mountains over in the middle of the fucking Andes the light he was just like ,'re f We ucked . And then they're like, well, let's just die trying, basically. The other option is, I'm not going back there because that means they'll try and make us eat my mother and my daughter or sister whatever because I'd passed away . Yes . And then so Ham and this other dude walked and they went for I think it was like a it ended up being like seven days more. So they're they've been away over two months at this point and they and they walked seven days more and they walked down a glacier that sort of turned into a river. The river's fucking raging out of the Andes Mountain and then right when they were just both ready just they were just emaciated and just ruined. They saw on the side of the river there was a horseshoe and an empty tin food tin like a can of food. Yeah . And they're like, Oh shit. And so they were like, Oh maybe maybe we might walk in and bump into somebody and then they carried on walking maybe the next day or something like that. There was a dude on a horse and the dude on the horse was like trying to talk to them and they were yelling at each other and trying to he was trying to, you know act, out the fact that a plane crash and the other one's up there fucking at this stage is over sixty days ago . And so that guy's like fucking not putting two and two together. He ends up throwing a rock with a piece of paper and a pen on it and he's like tell, me what you want. And they're like, we wrote down. We crashed in the Andes and he was like, holy fuck couldn't believe it. Dude jumps on his horse ten hours straight on a horse to the next town. Wow and just fucking boosted it the whole way. Then they came back and they rescued those two and got them food and stuff. And then the following day they actually went up in a helicopter and rescued the other fourteen Like Like and I haven't seen the movie I haven't seen a live a. I remember seeing it being like Whoa, they were cutting the first part they ate in the movie was someone's backside. Yeah, the bum and they assume that. They used a broken Ccao Cola bottle to cut it out and they just cut it look grim they were just cutting out frozen but imagine eating a frozen it was like eating a frozen fucking pork roast like through the big thick skin you like yuck shit but we're working a deep dive on that for the radio show at some point, but yeah, that was a bloody interesting bit. Steven Barlet books a magic one, especially if you are , which I would like to think we are, but maybe not quite in the spot to be achieving it properly. But if you're looking for constantly looking for the one percent to be better within your place of work or sport or whatever you're doing in life if you wired that way like he's he's that guy he's really good .ent Esisally he's interviewed a couple of hundreds of the world's best CEOs and he's taken all the learnings from it and he's put it into like I think the twenty lessons that he's learned with no fluff just as minimal words as possible . I'd love to see and we probably have access because one of his team members used to work here is the actual setup the beast and the machine and behind what it is . So honest, bro. Like when you listen to it, you'll be like, oh my gosh because he talks about all the various things that he does to make his podcast successful. He doesn't keep it card as close to his chest. He's like, here's what I do and here's why I do it. There's some stuff he doesn't. But it's pretty high at me. I was like, Oh get on him because, he probably almost not knows that everyone's going to go and do it. Was it you that was talking about the music and everything that he plays? And yeah, so when you turn up to I mean this is the lengths that they go to. When you turn up to a Steven Barlet Divers CEO interview, they will have researched the music that you liked growing up in the hope and they believe that the interviewer E will be more comfortable when they go to sit down and they're taking photos the entire time and they present them with a book at the end of their time on the show or whatever and it'll be like the bits where they're laughing and crying and they pump extra oxygen into the room because there's a thing that happens when the carbon dioxide levels get too high, which quite often happens in long form discussions . It's like trying to you have the cognitive function of someone that's had like six beers. Yeah. And so your brain's working really slow and you're not giving very good answers, which I've heard before and there's a podcast here in New Zealand that's a shocker for it. And I'm like, fuck it is a hundred percent. It's not my place to tell them, but then they reckon once they did that the downloads went up, the interviews got better and they felt fresher. They could talk for two hours, no dramas . Yeah, we could do with a bit of oxygen. Maybe just hooked myself up to one of those little piny from Sons of Anne said it was just a little nose . Medium tank walking around just a hole time. Dangerous zone mars. We're loving fresh air. It's good to know I'll set the darts and that's what I love about it . Or we could just do this outside and if I can just drink pizza on a rooftop. I would also like that option. Got two real heroes of real estate here for the first one is late level stuff . This is Loke Dearborn Real and I don't know if we'll ever top this one but so tip of the hat to you mate, this is one this is fucking as good as it gets. No Naples realtor was held at gunpoint today while showing a home. And I put my open house sign up because that's what realtors are trained to do. And all of a sudden this very muscular taut man jumped out from behind the car and scared the BJS out of me. I was astonished to look out side my window and see a man at gunpoint. Authorities are still unsure why the man was attempting to rob mister Dearborn. Well, it's a beautiful house. It's got a pool. It's nice and big. Kind of like Patrick Dearborn. After talking to the aggressor, mister Dearborn was able to calm the man down. It was very, very, very, very traumatizing and scary, but you know what, my first job as a realtor, all people are potential clients. And with some smooth talking, mister Dearborn was able to close a deal with the armed man. Once I told him about the price and the features this home had, I think I caught his attention. He's that good . I'm ready to sell. If you're ready to sell, call Dearborn Well done Petty dearborn Well done Let's still a great segment We're going to go to a final war story for the day Snipers reload another war story incoming eyes on target scopes dialed in. Let's see who hits the mark . This one is from What's the Story Morning Rory . When I was twenty I'm now thirty seven I worked as a seasonal ski op in the Alps over winter. It was a gig of a lifetime. Everything was included alongside a small wage that we used for booze. I was paired up with a kitchen ported to share a room. The guy was a bloody good laugh , but he didn't wash himself or his clothes. People started to comment on the pungent aroma of our wallow that we'd slept in. I kept myself clean, but I wouldn't class myself and my clothes as meticulously tidy , so I just let him I just left him to rot. We had no man's we had a no man's land in the middle between the beds. I did, however, forget to put on them I did how,ever , forget to put on my then glowing resume that if I got stressed I would occasionally sleepwalk . So to this date my recollections are from a third party source as I probably remember more of my own conception so fuck all . One day I went to the hotel we worked at a hero's welcome. I thought that's a bit odd. I don't do many heroic things. Throughout the day more colleagues shook my hand and said thank you. I thought what the fuck have I done? That's when I saw my roommate furious , spitting with anger, trying to recall something that wasn't there , trying to recall something that wasn't there. I panicked and got him to recall the events which led to this. I'd got out of bed in the night lowered my undies and sat nearly face level next to him in bed. I must have had a lot to drink because I unloaded a mighty stream of piss all over his filthy stinking floor be. He was awoken by what can only be described as splashback hitting his face as he slept . He hit the fucking roof but I was asleep. I pulled my undies up, tucked back under my duvet, and slept the rest of the night. This was the first time in around four weeks that the bloke washed himself or his clothes, happily providing a public service. Yeah, welcome . Oh my gosh. You know what? I would say well played but he didn't know you were doing it, but it's a hell of a way to get and in those like wintery towns when everything's just a bit wet from coming off the mountain like and fucking humid and you know they're trying to dry stuff but it just starts to stink a month would have just in the because you've got so many layers on and you just fucking load up with the same thermals day in day out, another first thing that soak up a bit of sweat and so they can and then you dry them by putting them in a drying room which just smells like a fucking musty attic like it's a crook. The key, however, I've learnt this from friends of mine in the biz is to get a shitty bottle of vodka and just hang it up on hangers and just spray it with a spray bottle and the vodka just fucking kills everything and you can wear your clothes. It'll go a long way apparently. But in that instance you're probably more likely to drink it. So well, you know, horses for courses. Never spout a stinky Russian, maybe that's why that'll do it. Hey, whatever you're up to for the weekend, have an amazing weekend . Up the mighty one warriors good luck for your team. Yes, go the chiefs and yeah, we'll report back Monday with all the shenanigans. I hope you've enjoyed win fucking why may not be here . We'll see sports benders for the end of season . Jay's back everyone. Yes And as always , we appreciate you for supporting the podcast if you've listened to hundreds or this is your first one. Thank you very much . And also one more thank you before we go as well. Go well, go long and up the wild. 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