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This is our sixty ninth episode And I'm not mature enough to let that go by without acknowledging it Let's get this podcast started Welcome Real Oes to a very summary, very unhinged and most importantly, very solo episode of Notonna Le A wave original brought to you by Pul upps. I'm your host, Kylie Kelsey. My favorite summer job growing up was I love when I do this and I don't think of one ahead of time, but I just rawdog it. I was a lifeguard a lifeguard. I was more of like a pool attendant, but occasionally when there was not a lifeguard on duty, I would have to also double as a lifeguard. And so I did I think one training on how to tow someone who is unconscious out of the water But I don't and I and I was CPR certified but Besides that Good luck. I've never seen an episode of Love Island, but Queen Emma' is determined to change that and she's not going to, Wh has enough time for that? Love Island USA premieres tonight Queen everyone wants to know if we should order some bunk cakes and a tomato pie and binge that shit? No, we shouldn't. because I'm busy doing A lot of other things. I S days a week. That's dumb I don't mean that in a disrespect for why? I just mean like that's crazy. And apparently Jeopardy is finally running out of ideas because I was the answer to yet another question. This time, it was pop culture Jeopardy. Shear into America's favorite football family and sh hold upard In a set Wh is Kylie Kelsey? That's right. Helena I was gonna to say thank you, but also Canna shhout out to you for Knowing my name But also Guys, we got to cut this out. I do think it's funny that they described Jason as The bearded hub big bearded hubby He is a large man, he is bearded and he is my hubby. So honestly, yes. And to be clear, I do shout out to Helena. I appreciate it, but also I do prefer Wend The answer is unknown I liked it better. It felt comfer for some reason. Well, now that my second Jeopardy cameo in as many weeks has been addressed Let's get into today's summertime solo spectacular. Re really, that's what we're calling it. I thought you were gonna hit the butt. As is tradition on solo episodes, I'm gonna answer as many of the real ones, ask me some things questions as I can. And as always, there were some absolutely insane ones in the mix. honestly. Sh I just answer them? I don', let's see. We also have a stacked doom scroll, including a clip of a little kid who got Vaseline all over her hair and the return of our tiny O lineman. The rivet Rip ddl And in preparation for everyone's teenagers being home for the summer all going to get a Jen Alpha Sang crash course because What is moggging What is that I don't know, but we're going to find out. But before we get into any of that, let's start off with, you know what's fucked up Hey, you know what fucked up the feeling of putting on a bathing suit? postpartum. H Do you remember Maybe this isn't like a universal experience. so bear with me here Do remember when you were I don't know, let's say, seventeen one he won And you put on a little bikini and you were You know Do your thing on the beach playing games and around doing all the stuff. You could put on any bikini and you'd be like, yeah, that's it or ooh, that's a cute pattern. I want that bathing suit. O, I like that bikini. Oh, I like that bathing suit How was a fun time I don't do that anymore. Let me tell you why. Because I need tummy control. You know what I mean I need something that covers my belly button because Here's here's the true confessions. You want to not going lie, not going lie I had my belly mon pierced And it stretched out with the rest of my belly while I was making human beings And then It never went back and I It is truly somethingomething that bothers me so much so much. I don't like seeing my belly button. I don't like seeing my belly button in bathing suits I very much feel strongly that I might like a high wasted bikini bottom. that only gives me a little gap of belly, stomach, whatever you want to call it before the bathing suit toop Since I'm so tall, it's hard to find a bathing suit bottom that goes up to the top of my belly button And let me tell you, my belly button Have you ever seen the lip of a Rinoceros We'll pop a photo of a rhinoceroson right here That's what the top of my belly button looks like. So would you want that to be out and about? I have made it pointo to say to myself that my body has made four human beings And You have to give yourself grace. You must That being said It's okay to mature in your bathing suit choices. if that's what makes you feel comfortable This summer, I ordered a little u bottom because I thought I'd test that out because I've seen other women on the beach in the little skirt bottoms and I thought, you know what? They're killing it. That looks really cute Um I It sucks We talked about this so many times and I'll say it until the end of time sucks dressing yourself after you give birth. It doesn't matter how much grace you've given yourself. It doesn't matter how much You love what your body has done. It is hard to look at your body. That does not look like your body that you have lived with your whole life It is changed in a way that is perermmanent. And now you have to figure out how to dress it not only in regular clothing, but also in bathing suits That sucks That sucks. And we should call it out and say that it sucks out loud so that we can all just be like, hey This sucks Here's what I will tell you Uh When you are going on vacation out to a beach, to the pool the person who is the most concerned about what you look like in your bathing suit, is you. Other people are not going to be highly bothered by your bathing suit or how you look in it They're also not going to be nearly as critical. need to be more gentle on ourselves and not let bathing suits be the thing that hold us back from enjoying summer activities Okay Thomas Okay Queen Ema is asking, I have been freshly postpartum both in the fall and in the spring. Which do I prefer For baby purposes, I prefer to be freshly postpartum in the spring 'use you get to be outside, you get to get fres air, you get to do outdoor naps, you get to do walks outside for dressing purposes and Self confidence and fall Put me in a big ass sweater One that goes down below my butt I mean tunics for days Okay. 'an You can't see the outline of my diaper. That does it for you know what's fucked up. Next, the latest places Kylie had some business being brought to you by pull ups. Yesterday, I had some business participating in our family's underdog charity golf outing Yeah As everyone who saw the newest FAFO knows, I've been prepping to kick my husband's ass at this event Did I Don't know, here's the deal For those of you who don't know golf, I will tell you Our golf outing was what's called a scramble For anyone who is thinking about getting into golf or learning golf A scramble is a great way to do it It is essentially that you work your way through each hole with The best ball. And it's great because you all get to continue to practice and take hits But you are getting through it pretty quickly and scoring the best because If you hit it into the woods, you don't necessarily have to get it out of the woods. I have no idea what I scored because we were in a scramble and I have no idea what he scored because we were in a scramble What I do know is is that we had a dream team. My team pleased in the whole thing. Where did Jason's team place? I have no idea because he wasn't in the top three, so his team wasn't announced. Did I happy Gilmar swing? Yes, I did. I found that if I tri to correct my fjord hockey swing into goolf. It's not as smooth So I have defaulted into Jesus taking the wheel a on a field hockey swing with a golf club. And I'm okay with that. We had so many people come out to the event It was We're so grateful to the brands who partnered with us to sponsor the event. We're so grateful to the celebs that we had out. We had a number of flyers players, a number of Uh Phillies players We had former Eagles players. so we were able to raise money For B Phy, which is our family foundation that puts money back into programs impacting the youth of Philadelphia and making sure that they have not only resources but support from their community. So We are very, very excited. Speaking of supporting the Great caause, we had a few adoptable animals on the last NGL and FFO episodes and we've heard that star and River have been adopted Yes Woooo. That's two out of four people, two out of four, which means we're halfway there. Someone needs to go get effie and bright eyes Should we do an animal segment once a month Maybe we could do more exotic animals next time. I did see that the PSPCA just rescued some chickens. Maybe we could get a guinea pig or a rabbit O maybe a turtle Ien want sp I just know in my heart That's it for places Kylie has some business being brought to you by pull ups. Next, I'm gonna get right into it and answer a ton of real one questions in a summer themed Ask M S thingsings Because ask me Anything was far too open ended for some of you crazy mumies First up from Mags four nine hundred ny one. arere the girls going to any camps this summer? Yes, they are. They will be doing someome multisport camps Benny will be playing some soccer Well, I shouldn't say that. Benny's signed up for a soccer camp and she will attend the soccer camp Will she play soccer? We'll find out together. All of the camps that they're doing are sort of like a nine to twelve situation for maybe four days So I like to sprinkle them in there because then there's something to look forward to. And then if they don't like it, which we have not yet experienced them not enjoying camp, they've loved it every time. But if there was a situation where they didn't enjoy it, then it would only be a couple more days. because we're firmly in the camp of making sure that they finish what they start. I grew up going to sports camps I feel like it's a great opportunity to fill up some of your summert time and give a little more structure also I'm not the type of person Who did sleep awayay camp. I'm not sending my kids in eight weeks to summer camp because I'm still really sad that they have to go to school every day. So I at least get them for the summer How about that? Next one is actually a very important update. Are you too out of four in getting to kindergarten without expulsions Thank you so much for saying that. I'm two for two Way to go, Ellie. Ellie made it out of preschool without getting kicked out. likeike her father and her uncle Um I really do think the true test is going to be two years from now when Benny gets to threshold if she makes it there And that's the key Whyatt looves kindergarten I think Ellie is also going to love kindergarten, but I do think that it is going to be a little eye opening for her because she is not quite into academics in the same way that Wyatt is. Wyatt is into academics because Wyatt has this need to know and this thirst for knowledge that is Um, It's incredible to watch Ellie is curious, but she doesn't quite feel the need to press as hard as Y it does to get information And that does translate into academics. Ellie wants to go and be social and I am going to be shocked if she can sit in her chair for that long Next from Lynn Kat Webb. best part of summer with kids and worst part of summer with kids, go. This is such a good one Best part of summer with kids, having them home I love having my kids home I love No. Oh, I know. Oh Not having to make launches. Good, God Oh my god Having to make m, It takes some serious brain power I also like on days where we don't have anything to do not forcing everyone to immediately get up and get out of their pajamas and get dressed and like really go full fledg into the day Um I would say those are the best things. The worst things about summer U, when it's too hot and you can't go outside I am an outside kid. You guys The real ones who have been listening since the beginning know, I'm a bug kid. I like to go outside, I like to flip rocks. I like to dig in the garden and find some earthworms. I like to pick up the rollly pulleies and let them crawl all over your hands. I like to go out at dusk and catch the lightning bugs and then them crawl to the top of your finger because you know, they always go to the highest point If you're a rob bug kid, you know that? Anyway Uh, I love going outside. So when it gets too hot That sucks. I want to go outside. I want to go outside, I want to play, evenven if it's just in the morning or just in the afternoon But sometimes in the Philadelphia area, we hit a hot spell of like ninety five degree days and you open the door in the morning at I'm not exaggerating seven AM. It's one hundred percent humidity and eighty five degrees already. and you're like, you can suck my ass. I'm not going outside Absolutely not Because it sucks for you, but then on top of that, you're going to have at least two of your four children complaining at you that it's too hot and it's sticky. Soup soupy. The air gets soupy around here If you've never experienced that, I'm happy for you But it gets soupy and it's gross. I don't like it That's what I don't like about summer. I feel like I nailed that question I don't say that often, so G Yeahah, good job. Okay. number four from real Re one Corabelle Hope. Are you more of a stay in the sand girl or a let's get in the water girl at the beach See This you got me here You got me. I u I'm a Can't sit still. Remember back when I said Ellie is like her mother and she's little ants in her pants? That's me on the beach. I like to dig in the sands and play with the toys and then I like to go down to the water and jump the waves. Now when it comes to my kids, they Also don't like to sit still They know that they have to go with an adult. so Usually it's a full squad activity. If everyone's going to the water, everyone's going to the water. And if everyone's back playing in the sand, everybody's back playing in the sand Um What I will say about the kids is that I don't know that they're are enough snacks in the world. to cover us for five hours on the beach. So you can catch us at any given point. someone is eating a snack. Are their hands covered in sand? Yes, is their snack unusually crunchy from sand alsoso yes Are they going to be pissed about it For the first week that we're at the shore, yes. After that. sand is part of their diet There was a phase where Benny actually used to take peanut butter puffs them in the sand before she ate them. which was disgusting to watch And I tried to stop it And then I gave up Jason doesn't love the ocean. He's talked about it multiple times. He's not a sharp guy So he does not like the ocean but he He still will do it. He'll bite the bullet and he'll go in But I think he likes to make sure that there's at least a couple people further out than him And that's I respect that. Next up from Kaylee in the Stars. What is your favorite and least favorite habit of JSason's. H I would say my favorite habit of Jason's is that when he walks past me, typically he does feel a need to touch my butt I like it It my love language, physical touch. I like it U my least favorite habit of Jason's It's always I always have the same complaint about my husband. When I was on the other podcast, I said the same thing He's loud He's a loud human being. He wears flip. I mean, you've seen him. he wears flip flops everywhere. and he smacks him when he walks up the steps. He's just a loud individual. And the funny thing is that someome days when the baby's sleeping or he gets up early I'll be like, can you just B boom, boom, B boom Banic the fuck There's no way As athletic as you are that you don't know how to bend your knees and soften your steps or You sound like a herd of elephants. And not only that, it's not only his steps. And now I'm really going off. It's just the reason I don't say like, oh, he walks so loudly is he's just a loud person There are mnings where he will be laying in bed and I will already be downstairs and I'll hear And I can hear it from the kitchen. guysuys, our house isn't that big, but like if I can hear it, like he's standing next to me, that's loud That's loud He sneezes loudly, but only when you need him to be quiet. He's a loud person and I love him for it. It's entertaining if I can't pinpoint that many things that my husband does that. U is like a least favorite habit of mine. being loud He's a loud guy But he can make up for it by touching aa. All right, last one of the real one questions for ask me some things part one. Sarah Martin wants to know any of your kids biters or hitters. Child number three is built different and always humbling. went through some biting phases both biting me and their sisters Um The one thing that I did to disiscourage biting was Screaming cry How I feel like I talked about this recently. Did I not or did I talk about it with you We did it on a podcast when I told you that Simon hit me with his toy St happening by the way. Yeah. ye So the screaming crryinge is not working? No. Maybe you're just not that good of an actor. In fact that's not. We were always a if something happened we sold that it was the saddest thing to ever happen and that it really hurt. Sometimes it's really helpful to figure out what the purpose of the biting is I have found that a lot of times it is based in frustration that stems from them not being able to get their point across So A lot of times it required more conversation which sometimes when you start explaining things or breaking things down with kids feel olds like it's silly you start talking to a kid who can't even communicate enough to get their point across to the point that they're getting so pissed, they're biting people and you're them bent down like If you feel like you're going to bite your sister Can you walk away please? or can we pick something else to do? or can you say I'm mad Or can you ask for something nicely And it's like Oh It's and it requires I think a lot of persistence Honestly, sometimes it's a matter of catching them before they get there Ellie went through a hitting phase, which she still sometimes does O she just gets so mad with Wyatt becausecause why it will do things to sort of stir the pot and Ellie will do this really deep like and then she like cocks back and like goes over and tries to like punch her Sometimes it's just a matter of catching them before they're able to do it. L sometimes Ellie will get really frustrated with a no from me And then she'll sort of like put her hand back and I'm like, make a good choice And if you just interrupt them before they do it they can have a moment to check themselves and then she'll like put her hands down by her side and like really like, ah, and I'm like, that's acceptable Also time out immediately time out. And don't just put them in time out. You got to put them in time out and then explain to them why they're in time out, which again gets us right back to the talking it out, which is time consuming So good luck with the biting That was asked me some things part one. I'll be right back after I rave about pull upps and some of my other favorite things. As a mom of four kids, six and under, I've been deep in the potty training trenches. It was really daunting to try and start, but when I knew we were ready, we were ready. And how did I find that out 'cause why it told me? Of course. Was there once an accident on the kitchen floor? and I'm not talking about a number one? Yes, but we cleaned that up and we moved on. And with each one, it kind of got easier because they saw their sisters doing it. And then there was motivation. My secret weapon is pull ups training pants. We've been using them the entire time we've been potty training 'Ccauseuse I'm not down for the naked weekend or locking yourself in the house. I don't think we're candidates for that. The best part, my secret weapon has its own secret weapon. Pull ups just introduced the new learening Layer and I'm all about this. It's designed to help kids learn the difference between feeling wet and dry. That means that when they have an accident, they feel that it's uncomfortable and obviously They don't want to feel that way. It's going to be so helpful with Finn I just know it. The new learning layer helps create progress without the stress of the mess. 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Just introduce me to the only type of high protein diet I can get behind. Queen Emma are lightly season because they are super light Ity cheese steak and this is basically a salad. becausecause this is protein, we're gonna hold it over my head so that it it be high protein?. Okay, that's high protein. We're also gonna just watch the carbs on this one. All right. And then let's see how wh this mayo is And it is cut in half, so I did cut the calories and We are still gonna to use this as heavy lifting And so it's going to be high intensity workout The more you choose, the less you eat. I'm gonna eat from both ends and this is gonna be a balanced diet. that balanced diet. I could barely finish. so I have a lot left for tomorrow. Calorie deficit I can't, okay, let me tell you about Chandra I don't even know where to start. I've seen so many of her videos at this point I love them so much We have gotten into this culture online of I don't even know how to how to describe it. We've gotten into this culture online of idolizing these people who have their entire lives wrapped up in how they can cut corners on calories for exercise And as much as I really value people Um, prioritizing their health and wellbeing think there is A problem with social media is that it gives everybody the opportunity, it's the catch twenty two of social media. Social media allows people to connect and have a voice and share their thoughts and feelings. and that's great. And then the other side of that is that people have the opportunity to share their thoughts and feelings and their opinions on things and Essentially, it can either be a positive or a negative. and She is making light of what is currently this fad of being able to cut calories and being in a calorie deficit and having balanced meals. And so making light of that in the way that she is is so funny for our audio listeners. She held up a cheese steak that was a cheese steak hagy, which means it has lettuce tomatoes on it. And so she said it's basically a salad which is correct. I think sometimes it's fun to poke fun at the fact that we don't all have to live our lives the exact same way And with all of the like high protein snacks, the high protein chips, the high protein this, the high protein that, the high protein drinks I think I think it's okay Also, the idea of cutting the calories AKA cutting your sandwich in half, perfect No notes. I am fearful of the fact that We are it seems to be that we are in a phase of idolizing super skinny right now. And we were in that phase in what, the late nineties, I would say It was models that you saw walking in like runway shows and ads in magazines and things like that. were so thin that you could see their hip bones protruding and you could just see like everything was so chiseled that people looked almost emaciated And we're kind of leaning back into that right now as if that is the ideal beauty standard. And I just want people to remember that You we aren't all meant to look alike. We aren't. We aren't all meant to be the same size. We are not all meant to be rail thin. We are not all meant to be the what is whatever the whatever the ideal beauty size is at that point at any given time because peoplee seem to think that that they should conform themselves to that were're not meant to be the same size. Guys, my mother is five foot two. We are not meant to be the same size I am five eleven. Do you know what I'm saying Next up, my favorite mini offensive lineman. didid the Rette Rbette video is back in my Doom sccroll. and guys, this time he's got some dance moves Everyone needs to say Queen out of the clip, please. What are you listening to First of all, he's having a silent disco And he is Oh Just flailing Jumping. Oh my Godness the whole jumps and his face I I'm not certain time I don't know my headphones Here's Here's my takeaway from this video. I'm not certain he's having fun And I say that because his face is dead ass. He's dead ass, serious. His face means business. He is flailing. He is he is dancing, he's working hard Straight ass face. He means business. First of all, as always, shout out to his mom at Elizabeth VZ The hot dog song, I'm assuming it was the hot dog song. I saw Mickey Mouse Clubhouse on the screen of his mom's phone I'm assuming it was the H dogs song because the H dogs d anance goes so hard. Ellie and Wyatt really enjoy dancing Benny enjoys dancing but on her terms So really Ben of her. Finn is finally dancing to some music We found out a little bit late that when she was shaking her head, what looked like she was telling us, no, she was actually Dancing intermittently You know what keepeing us on our toes All right, let's keep it scrolling here because I think this woman just figured out the perfect solution to one of pregnant women's biggest problems Queen Emma, the only way I will be going out in public for the rest of this pregnancy She is putting post it notes on her belly that say, No, it's not twins. Yes, I'm sure. thirty and a half weeks pregnant. no name yet A girl. I know I'm about to pop. Yes, I am exhausted This is outstanding because there is a rule of thumb that I think most people follow, which is you do not address the pregnant woman being pregnant unless the pregnant woman acknowledges the pregnant woman is pregnant That means if a bump is a bomb But you think to yourself That's could be That could be period blow could be a donoughut or twelve for breakfast could have been a burrito at lunch, it could be her organs. Guys We're not addressing a belly until someone else addresses a belly. You know what I'm saying? The other side of that is is when someone is thirty eight and a half weeks pregnant And They're wearing things that are making it even more obvious that they are that pregnant. People love to have an opinion. They love to comment on it. They want to be able to be like That's a big belly You really are about to pop When's your due date? wasas it last week? Other post it notes I would add, No, I don't need help Oh, no, I don't need help No, I don't need help Because thirty eight and a half weeks pregnant, I was moving furniture in my house, not because the furniture needed to be moved, but because I thought that's what would knock me into labor So no, I don't need your help, carrying my groceries. No, I don't need your help. with the door, No, I don't need your help with my children. I'm good. I might I would think to get a shirt with that on it That would be a good one Um No you can't touch my belly O like please don't touch me Or maybe if you touch my belly, I'll touch yours. You know, just one of those I feel strongly about that Should we make a noog ee shirt? should we make an NGL shirt that says If you touch my belly, I'll touch yours It's our new maternity line And last girl, this tiny human managed to cover her hair and potentially her entire body in globs of Vaseline And I'll let the clip take it from here Oh my god the Caption on this says Do I wash her and dawn like a duck Yes, if you don't know the reference of this, you're too young Yes, you wash her like she was in an oil spill. You got to immediately put them in the tub. This is a tub containment situation. You certainly don't want them to touch anything else And I will tell you Re have once gotten ourselves into this situation And it wasn't Vaseline It was worse decitin. Anyone who doesn't know is but paste AK Diaper rash creream And if you have never used Ditin that I'm happy for you. If you have used Dessitin, you know Anything it touches It lives on forever And I mean that and like even if you've wiped it away It will smell like decetine. which isn't a pleasant smell, sorry, Deseton We who was it that was covered in butt paste? Who was it? Wh was it You know what? I count my lucky stars because it was butt pasted. And it wasn't literally, that's the whole sentence Um Hold on, let me see if I can find this Was it Ellie Her room smelled like it for I don't even remember if she did it to herself or if Wyatt helped her So many pictures of shit in my phone it's not even funny actually alarming actual shit Turds One time when Wyatt was learning how to potty drain, she took a shit on the kitchen floor That was a day I Th think it was Allie Oh my Godd, I have so many shits in my phone and specifically that I've sent my husband Talk about biting That's why it's two teifs in Ellie's foot Oh God. That's insane. Can you tell I really send him the highlights Elliott Ray Kelsey on the bed, on her eyes I totally feel for this mom because we've been in this situation. It's a pain in the ass to get out.'s a pain in the ass to figure out where the heck else it is. That's the most difficult part because I swear There was butt paste somewhere in that room that I couldn't find I don't know if it was up under the window sill. It was somewhere that was making it smell like stale butt creream That's it for Doom Scirl the week. Moving on, it's As me some things part two Since we got so many questions from the real ones, we're gonna do and ask me some things partart two brought to you by Doorash. And this time, Queen Emma has opened it up to literally every topic. So let's see what crazy shit we're about to get into, raapid fire for real Beuse you know Less than an hour episode Emma said Nope First question How would you feel if one of the girls decided to audition for the Dallas Cowboys Cheer squad? I'm going to ignore that question. Next up, we have an advice question here from Re One Julia. Number two, how much hinting for a proposal is too much hinting? You guys aren't gonna to like my opinion on this one. Any hinting is too much hinting. Sorry, sorry, sorry Sorry. Here's the deal talalking about it with them is one thing talalking about it with your significant other. is one thing If you're talking about it, it's conversation. It's a two way street. It means you're both engaged. you both know what you're talking about. you're both on the same page in that conversation. You might not be on the actual same page, but you're having conversation with aboutb it. both aware of what's happening If you have to throw hints, if it's a hint situation, if you have to No. No, he should want to Y significant o should want to Take that next step any, I think We shouldn't have to make hints now If you're doing it jokingly orr if you're doing it in a lighthearted way or it's not truly with the intention of This will get him to ask That can be funny If you want to make hints, That's your decision. It's your relationship. If you have to make an ultimatum Do me a solid and get the fuck out Okay There should not be ultimatum situation of if you don't ask me to marry you within X amount of time W're done. No immmediately no, I'm going to need you to take the first exit ramp off of that highway because no You and your partner should want the same thing AKA to get married and spend your lives together And if that's not the case, then maybe that's not your person Number five, do the girls enjoy the Fame, first of all, yuck Oh God, that's terrible Um The girls think that it's funny They think it's funny that when we go out in public, people say, A you Jason Kelsey? And then we go back to the house and they say Are you tasting Kely Sometimes we catch them playing a game amongst themselves where they are not involving adults, where they will start to go. Oh my gosh, I'm such a huge fan. Can we take a picture Yeah I don't like that our kids have picked up on this. Obviously they're going to pick up on it when they leave the house with their dad I It makes me sad that this is true this is this took a very serious turn. It makes me sad that this is their reality. I want them to have as normal of an upbringing as possible we just make it a point to try and create a degree of separation as best we can They think it's hilarious. They think that it's funny. until someone every so often Wyatt will not like that someone is either talking about approaching us or staring at us She recently stared at a group of young women who were speaking loudly U across the street from us and she stared at them with a really nasty look on her face and said, they are not taking a picture with my dad And so I think most of the time they think it's funny and entertaining And sometimes they do not. And I think that we should collectively leave them out of it Okay Great, let's do that. Do the girls have nicknames for each other or nice ones. Only of her. They don't have mean nicknames for each other. That would be horrible. I would nifip that in the bud Um I did find a video of Wyatt recently where she refers to Ellie as Cissy, which was one of the sweetest nicknames ever Um, is The girls call Fin Finny. I think everyone sort of calls her that it has now morphed into Pinny. so she gets called Pinny pretty regularly. Um Ellie doesn't really get called anything. Benny gets called booboo, not always by her sisters, but by people around us, family members, my dad. I grew up in a big nickname house My nickname growing up was inky. My dad still calls me it. I call my dad Fu for frital. donon't ask My sister's nickname was laaundry. Ebody literally everybody had a nickname se my m. Go ahead, Lase And we call all of our kids nicknames, it's just not that their sisters have not adopted them. Like I call Finn Penny poop pill U Benny gets Benny Boodle or Benny Booboo Bear or Benny Boo. Um Benny Boo is the most frequent frequent. 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So the first one, which is quite possibly the hardest one, I'm The hardest one by far. Okay, here we go Number one Mogging M O G G I N G I don't even know where to Mug Heard it one time And the only reason I know that is because it hit my ears and I was like, that's not a thing Mgging Moging is mogging is jogging your mind. It's mind jogging. It's brain it's the new brainstorming. You tell me. It's moggging. It's mind jogging. it's brainstorming, it's mogging. Is interternet sling for outperforming, dominating or looking much better than someone else What? I don't like when these things happen. The phrase that is the example is bro, he totally outmogged me. No Immediately, no, That's a silly statement. I don't like it. Number two body count. If this is not the body count that we used to reference, then this is about to be embarrassing. But body count for us, millennials was how many people you hooked up with. Is that what this is Nice. okay, it came back around. Okay. This refers to the number of sexual partners a person has had U yeah, you guys are reusing our terms. You're welcome. Number three, chungus This is something good It sounds like it would be bad because it sounds like fungus But it's chungus is good. It means something good. yes The term is the blend of the word chunk and humongous. It originated from a popular twenty eighteen meme, featuring a bloated overweight version of Bugs Bunny. Oh no I was so confident. I was so confident. Did you see that? I was so confident. I'm pretty sure that this is pretty sure that you're Number four, SY B A U shuto bitch ass up Do it? showhow me it Yeah. hereere's the deal. I don't say shut up. I think it's really mean. So I would not use Sighbow And that is how it's pronounced so you're welcome for that. Number five, TSPMO. Oh no. this shit's pissing me off Am I right Hell yeah piss me off. I don't know how to say that though just They they pronounce it. I'm telling you, I was told SYBA U was Sybow They actually say S out instead of shut your bitchS up, shut your bitS up. means business. You know what I mean? Just thought you should know Number six Call your Uber Mm, I think that means you gots to go. Doest it Yeah, it does is a dismissive phrase used to tell someone to leave, shut up, or go away. Easy. That one was easy. See that one references a real life situation that makes sense. There is context to that connection, Mggging No Unless someone can draw the connect the dots for me. No. Nber seven, smacks. That shit smacks. That's delicious. That's good. We like it Sacks. Tell me Commonly used as a verb to describe food that is exceptionally delicious. I am crushing it right now where it tastes so good, it makes you want to smack your lips. similarly used to slabs which describes anything of high quality That is Highly enjoyable. Okay Guba Oh no. Is scuba this thing I don't know that it has a Meaning But it's this thing. You hold your nose and you do this. And that's what scuba is. am I right A dance the kids are doing after they say a white lie. hard to explain, someone help Let me tell you something I would like to give a shout out Charlie, my niece. because I could not have gotten through this. any answers without her. And that's on It being summertime and me spending gettingting to spend more time with my nieces and them keepeeping me up to date Because remember earlier when I said brain rot? Charlie's a little brainra And my young inss, they know what that means. That's not an insult. That's just a description So there's that All right, I think that's as much Gen Alpha slang as I can take for one day. I got six of eight. Are you kidding me? I hope this is helpful for everyone with teens at home this summer. Real ones, let me know what I missed in the comments. Last thing before we close this out Real one Con of the week Oh Im I'm m I read a little nope. donon't turn your mic on. turn your mic off. I'm mad. Turn your mic off Emma Godd And this week we have a comment from A Turtle Girl ninety three. Wonder who that could be uinama They said, Hey girl, big fan of your podcast, especially the longer sixty plus minute episodes. I don't know you personally at all, but I just wanted to randomly share that Love Island UK and Love Island USA both premiered this week, and the real ones would fancy a Kylie Kelsey review next week It's still early days. so I need your breakdown of the Islanders. Is that what they're called? Maybe watch it with Queen Ela Let me do that Uh let's be honest She can't have much going on Okay, by thanks Thanks for that, Queen Emma I mean, What's the it right? Yeah, what's the verdict? The verdict is no Why? Because I don't wantna watch Love Island. This could be our thing. U I'm still trying to figure out I'm still trying to figure out what the heck went on on Summerhouse because I got the reviews, the reunion on TikTok Also, again, I did not watch Summer House, but what I will say about Summerhouse is An ex boyfriend of a friend is off limits. the end, period Let me just say that as if I know anything that went on I don't know any details. So if I'm wrong, just breeze past that shit Um Real ones, here's the deal. Queen Emma has been talking about this for literally months So I'm gonna need you to either have my back or have hers. Choose a side