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It was a lot of fun. I don't think it's any tellail us outside of school to say this one took us by surprise. in that Ayowadi went to the wrong place. ye. We realised that she was going to be over an hour late. so we said, don't worry. And then we started recording another episode. The doorbell goes, Gess who it is. Well, you don't need to guess you might see. It was Ayowadi. So yeah, it was a surprise.. But we made her feel a welcome surprise. Very welcome surprise. Relax by talking about her feet So do enjoy that. And if you enjoy this, which of course you should, then get along to patreon dot com forward slash Pappy Flatshare to chuck us a few coins and keep things going.bsolutely Pappy toowers. You keep the lights on our Pappy' toowers, you get a bonus podcast every week, you get early in out free episodes You also get that warm w. I'm always trying to mix it up here, C on, do you get that warm? I like it I was gonna say was he? I was gonna say, was he? I tried to correct was he I'm not gonna lie you. This is our six episode we've done today and Tom's buffering Oh the war who! I feel I couldn't get out of it. The warm fuzzy feeling support Y boys in their journey? as they podcast touch alright! Wha whoa who la la la That was the equivalent you're leaning back your chair and you're not falling over, but you are, but it's like the vocal ye Braade equivalent? who right okay. well. Enjoy this whilst I have a brief lie down. Ohoy Good nails are in good neck. Yeah they are, aren't they? They' very nice. Really good neck. That's what happens when you got time But also full stop like your toenails are There's like uniformity there and I don't fuck about with the toes. It's great. I don't fuck about Bnt That's like you've never kicked a ball in your life. I ice Did you So what? I scrub them with an acid almost every other day. Use an acid on your feet. Oh yeah. Well I think we started the podcast Yeahortable Are you comfortable talking your feet on the podcast? Vm very comfortable but it's not about me. It's not about me today. It's about you guys. No, but my toenails are I mean, did you want to do No Do want to see him? No's good I can I Oh this is gonna be this is going a really awful I mean, for him It's bad stuff. Look at that lookook at that comparison.ook What's going on there. Oh what would your what would your toe person do with these toes? What would what would nail your nail clinic do with these toes I just can't believe how immaculate yours are. Theose decks have come off, Paris. What What happened? Parry put those doubs Please please put those trotters away. What happen? I know it's bad, isn't it? That's trauma, that is Yeah It makes me sh I'm shivering manna or something. is this football? Is that Well I've played a lot of football and stuff, but like not not recently. And also let me tell you something, the fact that there are no socks You are not wearing socks with your airmaxes? Oh no, no, no, no don't wear the socks he popped. You popped the sock off. Okay,ry I forgot that actually just that literally went went Yeah. So think your brain. Could acid save me or is it too late? You know what? I think you need a targeted regimen with a Piatrist. You need to see a doctor who will begin to just treat Dam is d on leg in his treatment C I also say on the podcast now I am going to clean this table topop So if anyone sees this, Pner sees these this I have cleleave. So if anyone sees it, specifically if Meghan sees it. Meghgan sees this. You've is This has been ted This area has been treated. Okay. fine If If you want to go onto the patreon, by the way, you can see Clocky treating the table. That's a bonus episode. Treating the table in a way Tom never c acid acid. W acid, yeah. If treat it, he's takaking it down the tip. So you've got a toneel regime Yeah, just with just feet generally, I just I just like I have a glass footfile I used to sort of buff off the dead skin cells. I I'll go and watch How much is the glass? Glass footfall quite cheap actually. I got it for about twenty pounds. You you know Tom's a footfall, That's why he keeps pretty face. I you got a thing with feet. No.ot everybody's feet. Ebody just has it out I' so impressed. But also it's like I I just think that because I wear a lot of like sandals and heels and stuff like that, it's just prudent Your fes are out. If your fes were out, then the prudent thing to do would be to sult them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but you't you don't need something I don't put them on display. Is there there a Benefit to having hard skin on your feet. Is it Is that a good thing? I think it must be because I also you know do you remember the little foot shoes I used to wear around? I have these they're called vibrant five f Vibrant five f Like the mountain climberses. Yeah. I've got those. So I'm trying to figure out a way to just be closer to the ground And I think calluses typically would be they would represent some kind of Groundedness, I think. You would think so would Yes. I think if it' to the point where you no longer have sensation, you need to go and see someone. Yeah. let me see your hands Oh wow Vant colous ese are beautiful.'s not worked today in his life. Today in his life Not yet. Have you inherited? Tan in the table Tan in the table will be the first bit of work he does. Oh so you've inherited? No no. There is no reason why it how old you? U forty five. forty five to have hands that I wish you guys could feel they've always been like.y soft. Very, very soft hands. Beautiful than. By the way, again, if you're on the top tier of the Patrion talkark, you will come aroundound and hold your hands. Oh yeah. No, no, that should be a service you offer. You've got soft hands actually. Yeah I've always Very soft hands And they get not callouses but they'll get callouses and then they'll go alost instantly Oh, you're not threat to anyone. Hounds like that No, no, no. Sake her hands. Yeah. Oh yeah. It's cushered cushers off. Yeah.ush relax It's relaxing to have me fight you. The way you did this, the weakness in your. Oh, that is not right. You, you know, we have no men anymore. Can I just say we scrutinizeed you. Do scrutinize us? Absolutely fair. That This is so interesting because I'm like I'm here today, you know Against all odds. Yeah Yes, that's true. quite the journe. S surrounded by The softest b. This so b. Actually TP' got you got a little bit. I think there's when you when you're cross. when he's cross, he's like this Oh, we know. Yeah We know. We've done an entire podcast records where he's just sat there Yeah. We've seen the bail said. whichich is quite scary. Yeah. Yeah there's something about that sort of ye fixed rage Yeah. Yeah It feels like a storm. Yeah It feels barely corked, doesn't it?ike you think if I just if there's I just think it could go at any time. exact say yeah. We're on the same famous kind person Do you have anything to say for yourself well, I mean, I've got terrible hands I'd say. No they're in a bad way. lovevely. You look more work look lot more work than They are terrible. They are terrible.'re bad. They're a bad way. What's What's happened? Oh, it's all over the shop. What's happened here? This happens all the time. What is that? It's just like my skin cracks with rage. A no Ay, you did this the Baby smoothed hands before S and and then and then it just all went down hereill. The stress all just manifests itself Yeah, very very yeah bad stuff. Just maybe figure out how to slour that off. I'm trying to get into hand cream regime, but it's not for me. What do you mean it's not for you? I don't do well with like ments and creams. And you think you're country doing well without oments when I get prescribed I get prescribed creams and I give it about two days and then bit off. then just continue to have bad skin. Yes, that's tough. Yes, I find that quite irritating. So does my skin. Yeah. ye. Be if this is something that the doctors are trying to address. My brother works for NVia I have access to a lot of free handand creams. he keep sending me ones with you rearing The urea ones are urea is a magic ingredient. I've got u I've got Urea right fucking now You've got access to free Urea and you don't it. He's stupid. I thought We've all got hs to free you in. I have it so much. It's my favite podcast we've ever got It's absolutely briant. Just watch the T ofiew Bicker. That's for fine by me. Yeah. I've got it in my bag right now I' got your re coming up at my wazoo Is't that where it comes out in the first place? be surprised. What is what is Urea like In urine. Yeah, that's what I was. I don't think it's in urine. You are EA. I don't think it is Yeah, it sounds like it's endurious. I don't think of the way you' spendning it. What's your role, darling This is this is up producer. Hello. C you check what Yura is from It area in Because can you just, you know, not in your ear? That's the problem, isn't it you? I've been pour this in my earir the entire time. the Romans used to wash their clothes in your in your ear. You did. Riamondans Right So there'se Jesus Christ. So maybe there's something in that. So they stank of piss. Yeah ye. The olden days did fucking stink, didn't they basically? Yeah. That's the thing you have to factor it in the old there. everything's stankking. Like if you go to the Yorvic Viking centre, which you should the first thing they're doing is' like pumping smells into This is what it smellelt like back in the middle agges. partarticularly in yeah, like in Britain, there was lots of just chuckking L stuff out of windows. Just as And that's just disposal. Y disposal. Yeah. likeike it's sl lot of my house, fine. Let the street sort it out. Yeah Then it just run down the gutters. Yeah, Gross That's your ancestors, aren't they? Yeah. And I've in a c thisack so that's problematic. You could not work at all. D didn't tell you living. I didn't know you lived in a c sack Well, I don't like to brag. I was also raised in a cul deack I'm a Cal Disac lad. I love your accent. Lood do you love a Cal Dac. Rise in a cack? it? Well that's part of the part of the charm of when you were moving, were you like, great Yeah I was looking for a cal Dack. They're fucking cracking, they are good Coege Sacks. They feel a bit more community Exactly The Draft K's Casino changed the game with exclusive flex spins. Now you can choose how to use your spins across more than one hundred different slots. Claim fifty spins a day for twenty days. Then you choose how to play across your favorite games. 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It's probably gone through some kind of centrifugal force. Yeah. and it doesn't stink at all. And I have the skin to prove it. Yeah, you know what? This works And I think there's piss on everything, isn't there really? No, don't say. There is You're in South London, there is. You're about to be put on a time out There's wealth on everything There's piss on everything isn't there There's piss on everything. Fuck have you got me into it Once you have children? I love I love that you' back to Tob as well to place to the place. Yeah, because he this is his doing. We got. We have our connection. So how do you guys know each other question, We do a podcast together. We met ten minutes ago. It's going really well. It feels like it. We started by pissing on each other are then Yeah yeah. To move away from youa briefly. You said earlier about tap water, right? We offered you a water and you said you shouldn't be drinking that stuff. Y What's going's your what's your issue with Tuck? just and I feel like I have already been on record saying this, but You don't know what is going on with the British waterways is Very scary how the complete lack of oversight and the regulatory mayhem that's going on with the waterways. there's sewage in there There is sewage You shouldn see you' everything. That' record of saying that. cann be You say same about you this cannot be your argument. It's my counter argument to everything. The world is kinding f and shait. We just have to exist. I don't know. No, no, no, no, no. No You're going trust these people If you watch the parliamentary debate, I watched the parliamentary debate on the waterways and I was like, you're going trust these thicos. This is a compelling argument actually. So water is treated before it comes through the taps, though. Isn't treat said, but it's treat with it's not treat said with something that I want to be drinking Yes.' a little treat for you. as I say, look, I I've drank tot water before and I did not die. Yeah. Yeah famously. I also just don't really like the taste. Really? I prefer the taste of tap water. the taste of bottled water. Does that make me some kind of perfect? It makes you a fucking free. I think it's got a bit more there's a bit more to it, you know? Is That's got to be a bit I come down on the other side and go Doesn't it all not much taste of anything? Yeah. Yeah. I mean you don't taste the water, you taste the purities, I think So yeah, G Tat war, it's got a bit of argibargy to it. It's got something going on. D't like that. What? Arib Bary donon't like that. What does that mean? D a reservoir. Rervoir Yeah, a reservoir in a reservoir in it. a reservoir residue. The way you have me you've given me about five minutes worth of material. I met a man who Clean he prefers the taste of tap water to bottled water. I feel like I feel like drop kicking you. Ry aggressive tone, I aly, come on man. was like what you going to say about black women? Yeah Yeah. Did you hear that gu? sc me a Black bitch. Yeah, That's right. Yeah, yeah, put it it out. Put it out there. Cross it. J a be a short episode, this one. I've just stuck a bear Grills filter under my sink Their grills are selling water filters. I'll come off in. You clip ' them in and out and they take out everything And so I did it literally two nights ago a flooded package. I'm furious with. It forces you to drink your own piss, isn't it?ways bear sister. Im so proud of myself. Pide coming before the fall. What inspired you? sponsored content inspired you to buy a Bear Grills filter. Yes. It's Bear Grills saying I'll clean your water for you and you believe the guy, don't believe the guy not Bear Grill. a man who's famous for drinking his own p. knows. He baptised Russell Brand in the Thames. Yeah. He's chief scout wored bed Literally put that on his tombstone He sells these filters and you plug them in Bishbash Bosh Yeah, floody kitchen. wentent to bed and I was like, I've done that. Woke in the morning, there's a huge fortune like I hadn' tightened the screw. Oh that's key that actually dry as yours. You can't even do this. Oh What the. His hands are that dry because he hasn't drk water in five years. Not fking. so you're showing up here today. You're showing up here with a plastic bottle of water. What about the microplastics that are going to go straight to your testicles? They end up in your bollocks are't they classics?? And isn't it great that I don't actually have bollocks? Well not more I. I also read that microplastics might be Not really something to worry about. Yeah,ve I do it You can over think these things Are they saying that it's nothing to worry about because they're just everywhere? It could well be that It's very difficult to know. Yeah,. I think I guess maybe it's just the general my general consensus is that you just do what you feel is right And you just do you live according to your taste. Yeah your taste is ranked up water. What you what are you washing your hands in? What are you washing your face in? What are you showering in? So I'm washing I'm doing all of that in shower water, which is essially essentially pool water. But I'm using a lot of like products to counter that. So like when I wash my hair I use a keel lating shampoo So the key l in shampoo is going to soften the water. Yes. So that is just gonna do my thing. Yeah. And then I normally take every you know you guys know everything showers No That's everything shower. An everything shower is when you are in there scrubing like your life depends on.a So you shower everything Everything But then the products are almost everything as well So I use a glycolic acid. I'm using like a lot of rean based products as well, but I'm scrubbing, I scrubbing, I scrubbing. Glass foot filel comes out, fucking oils come out, everything I on you the shower for Oh, about forty seven minutes. No No in a podcast. You sh it forty seven minutes. And what are you got? You got you got a brush, got you like brush it and you got every day I use you know those brle brush? You know, no the hard brush. I use the like dry brush, you dry brush first. dry brush. G the lips going. Yeah yeah. then when you now gets in, get all the d. have You're brushing pre shower. Of course. brush buff the skin. you've never seen that the dry brushing before then What looks so bad What's happen here? Yeah, dry brush it before Isn't your body though supposed to have like natural oils that are good for you and you shouldn't over. We shouldn't be showering hold on Surely there's got to be a happy meeting between the two of you. wouldnt I? Like a hedgehog shower I l we exam, I didnt They famously have flee. You know I reach for that. Do do let's pause? Let's pause. let's pause. I do we could start Hedgeogs hedgehogs Ser Well we've got the title of the episode for starters and actually I think Tom, that could be your new book. You know, it's always like look to the cave man Paleo Diet. Look to the hedgehog for your hygiene. I think the unique star podcast together basically is to ends of the hygiene. Never ever. you something is so so silly? Ayahadi is getting that hedgeog and strrubbing. Getting the fucking needles. We're not built to show forty seven minutes. Okay, I exaggerate thirty. showour I shower I don't think I shower for I go for less than the length of a song. Like three minute two min Tops. two mines hardcore bands as well. two mines fifty seconds. I mean we I clean my teeth thumb out. Weing is part of the process. Well, that's very ayidy. Y really is.. Rub it all over your legs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. work your feet would be gorgeous. Well,ough currently as well my bath Oh God, this all sounds very bleak from my ees. plugs blocked I. So when I do we in the shower, it just sits right my face in two minutes. freaking insane.. My toenails are getting a good amount of your ear in that way. It all ss bleak, but it isn't bleak. It's just a m It bleak It's a very joyful house. It's just very chaotic. There's like beauty in the chaos like guess. I just don't really so how long are you guys for I have a long shower. I mean yeah, ten minutes tenen minutes, maybe Yeah backick out of my half hour min a hal hourer. Surely. That's standard, right? A ten minute shower is a standard, right? Where Wh do you use a sponge No. Nature sponge the hand But you'reest handed. I mean. He's ping His hand has got all the dead skin from the rest of his body. He's taking more layers of skin off than anyone ale. He gets out the shower and his wife has own white gloves. it's just. The human loaf my mouse. It's enormous. He basically peels his th. Oh TP, you've got a want more for yourself. want to want for yourself. The rub around, giveive yourself a rub around with a bit of soap S you take that away And you're out. You're out cle it's as it's part of the showers. That's okay, isn't it? No I don't dislike that, bit. I think that's fine. Why not just do it over the sink like a normal person? Why do it over the sink? You're literally in a place where there's sh load of water coming at your face Yeah you want the floride to be around your mouth for a long period of time. Well the fluorides are the tap water that you love so much. I know. You it? You're addicted to fluoride. I love a little bit of fluoride, me? Yeah, but E everybody loveses fluoride. Everyone lo fluoride,? Yeah Fuoride's not getting a bad rout. It's deellicious. I think fluoride's good for you though. It is good for It. I don't think yeah certain amounts is very Like I don't think it is. I always swall my toothpaste, but You swallow a bit of your toothpaste, right? But there's fluoride in the water because use good for you. What What's swowing on here? Do it taste nice? Why have they made it minty Ior right this m. You swallow a bit. You a minger. You' absolutely minger And I don't say that lightly. Has this jeopardised our friendship It's every way. We want We've watched a friendship die real time. You came in with so much admiration. You know you were talking about this man. Honestly, I know of course we all love this man. That's it. And it's gone. It's gone now. It's gone. We learn the way. I used to take your words seriously. I take his wors and go on live television. Yeah W with these messages ringing in my ear Crucially, that message was never about hygiene. It was never about beauty. One of Tom's Pp talks before you send you out on SNL, he was like, donon't worry, they can't smell you. They can see you, they can hear you, they cannot smell you. So stink as much as you like. Just get out there guys, have fun remember Hedog Ct shower,. What? What you Absolute beast Ew. We are beasts. Yuck. We are beasts. That's the point. We're creatures We're creatures. We're supposed to be fucking rummaging around the fucking bushes and then the hedges Wet we're not apart from that. We put ourselves in away Let finish. We put ourselves away from the natural world. We are of the natural world. We should fucking stink and be fucking covered in grot. That's where we are. That's where we from. to place and have a fucking good Saturday nights It's like we we're divorcing ourselves from the fucking earth That's what we're of. Are you done? Yes. Yeah. You done'. J He's done al right. Yeah what you got you got really carried away though, I enjoyed that. Fucking party manifesto. Yeah right in em He al He alost convinced me to be honest, I saw your eyes lying up. Clark and I were very close to taking our tops off and rolling around in the dts. there we go. I think, you know, you are right. There's some of it. We should be returning to nature in a way. Do you not think so? Do you not think? Yeah, in some aspects, yeah, I think you should I think you should put your feet on the ground Did you put your feet in grass? Butould they go home put his feet in very thick shoes. Yes. Not thick shoes, notot thick shoes The grass assass. Like there's a reason we're wearing you're wearing feet shoes. What feeet shoes? Yeah. Yeah feet shoes. The little just got the fe shoes and the feet shoes. It weird, right They're comfy, but when you see them, they're weird. They're shoes with toes. Yeah they're very weird. It throzs you. Like it's weird. Yeah. There's shoes with toes. You're not getting a pair of those are? Well I tried to I got into like back in the day I got into barefoot running. running ye, I remember that. What's that about? So are you wearing the barefoot shoes though So the best long distance runners planet still come from South American tribes who run barefoot And they run for days, months, ultra marathons And they always run barefoot and The theory is that the history of injuries and running injuries stems from the fact that nobody runs bare for anymay So I was training for a run and was injured and then I read this book and they were saying like one of the best things you can do recover from injuries is just run. Get out there, runarefot. So we were in South Wales on tour and I hit the streets running into anskingrect. Yeah, That It shouldn't also be pavements as well. Yeah Be I saw that's Eddie Iard, she did all those marathons. She did like a hundred marathons or something And I saw her running through U Soho Yeah. Barefoot and I was like soho No, this is the countryside best, right? So far Oh soho faras. So do a couple ofs. It's a soo farm sure. No we' then're going have a picure afterwards. but not so She was't running so not so you saw her with your own two eyes. I saw your own two eyes. I was having a p. And she ran past the pub Barefoot through soho. Broken glass, hypodermic needles, all manner of hedge jog H Yeah. I think that's it I feel pained just thinking about that. Yeah, yeah. But that's where those those shoe feet things that you've got. That's where they go That's where they, they stem from that kind of movement of get as close to running barefot as possible. Be those vivo barefoot shoes that theyre bit wide at the foot. That's what you're supp your feet are not supposed to be They're suppos to be webbed like a duck's. Yes. yeah, essentially We win beast, man I think though I genuinely think there's no, but do you not think Tom could be the beast man on TikTok and become the next liver King? And it turns out actually what he's doing is take a lot of supplements He'sag li He pretends he's living in as B bynivia. Exactly It's big Nvivia at the end of the day and it all comes back to youia. H brother's palming him off. Yeah's Big Nvia. you're stay in the hotel divan around the corner, but every morning you got to at five AM to crawl out of the hole sting like that. Wim beasts Beast The problem is, though you know, because obviously the great thing about any TikToker is they wander through the streets and they get recognized, right but you can't wander through the streets head. You've got to shoes on. You've exactly.'ve got always you've always got to be in a bush. You've always got to be in a bush wearing a loin cloth. And then I think it's less likely they're going go, Oh, I love you on TikTok more I'm calling the police Yeah That's my bush, m. You last a day Wow That's fair. I don't think you lost a day. I tell you what, I was very proud of myself on Saturday night. Oh yeah We I got we've been gifted a tent from my sister I haven't used it in about three years. so you kind of go, that's going to be a bit molder. So I've got it out for the back garden So then it was my first my daughter put a tentter with me and I was like, you can sleep in the tent. Loly. So very excited. very excited. So we sleeping in a tent. Iucate the world. Yeah. I'm actually a big lover of the world I really am, but that's my will. I'm not a lover of unnecessary friction. Yeah. So an. So we're sleeping outside in the tent We're using the airbed, this huge airbed that we've got that a year ago when Matthew and his lovely family stayed in my house. bur halfway through the night Yeah and his poor children. sunk to the floor Well there was people on eer side. they were thrown They were basically cl I woke up to the sound of of like clonk Thuesday had both hit each other when the the airbed The airbed had folded, they folded into it and they woke up inside a burrito. It'reaming It's one o'clock in the morning, the screams. Yeah I had to run and get the air pump and some gaffer tape. gaffer taped it back together that and we blew it back up and it survived the night. And then I put it away and was like, well I fix that? No So we put up the air beds in the back of my brain it was like How fixed is this? willll probably be okay. Now as you know from experience of camping at festivals for years If you've got a bit of jeopardy around your air bed. Yeah, That's it. You're going to get found out. Oh shit. So we both went to sleep. It was like it was idyllics. we were in the tents and we're asleep and wear We were hearing all the birds, singers as wegan to sleep and stuff. And then I wake up at midnight. and the air bed has completely gone down on my side. Yes. You're keep it her. So then she the had to sayatic. So that's what it was. So it's basically I'm on the ground and then her body's rolled against mine and behind there is a big ballooned bit of air. And it's like so I'm trying e her back up into the air to keep her asleep. It's like if she wakes up Sit's going to hit the fan. Yeahah it's like what we're gonna to do then. And so like I'm trying to keep her asleep So that was twelve half past twelve. betweenetween half past twelve and six o'clock in the morning where I kept her asleep I had about forty five minutes. Let's hardar It was like the tightan. to full story ging her afloat. You're a good father. to get like you're back on. backack on board four to five minutes of sleep, but like Mirulously, she slept through And woke up was like Oh That was amazing. Dad, I think the airbeds got down a bit and I was like, Yes And I went to try and get up and like my shoulder ha is sninked up Oh go. But crucially she did not wake And it was like this kind of that was my challenge for the night, but I literally watched it become light through the tent. know that you know those mugs where they do like world's best dad number one dad, you need a mug like that. Yeah for I need a maxage. For all that work you did. Yeah, for all that work you did. Oh it was all but so uncomfortable. That that is you're paying the bice ice future you present you pays the price for past indiscretions. Yes, exactly here we. And when you had that thought of how fixed is this? you should have that's a rookie erra from you. When you know, you know. Yeah I tell you what, that was a short lived compliment. You start off say start off if the mugs about greatest ever dad, but actually now you think about it, hey, you're a c again. Greatest ever dad, stupidest ever person. Well it's a double sided. Greatest ever dad can still be a thicko you should be really. Yeah, yeah. becausecause the second you think, hang on a sec, the indoors is there. The night Eactly. There's no magic. pick up she wouldn't have to wake up. I put her in a bed. she wakes been in a bed, which is very common for a little kid to go to sleep in one place, wake up in their bed You to wake up in the tent, don't you? You do, Tom, I think You want to wake up's a sacrifice. Youot gotta wake up in the tent, man. Yeah. But you are right, the greatest ever dad would have gone I bet is faulty. I'm going to buy a new idea. Yeah A year ago And not put it back into storage damaged. Yeah That's what the greatest dad in the world does actually. We were talking about this before we recorded this, but I'm not going to come and stay with you this summer The shower was enough But the fact that you haven't replaced the airbn last August. It's not right. not coming We've got a trip booked Dad. the flood kitchen, Do do deing for you? It's not right. This episode is brought to you by Airbnb. Yeah You must come and stay. I will not be doing that. Absolutely not. Yeah Absolutely dont you if youw out the shower? sure. That's fair. Absolutely not. That's fair Thanks Iody for coming on the podcast. Thank you guys for having me. It's been a t treasure What a tre Absolute tree. What a tree having you on. Where can people find you if they'd like to find you That's a good question. Where can they find me? They can find me at Soho Theatre The next few days till the twenty fourth of June 'm going be Einbur We're going to be doing a work in progress show. Oh fantastic. Yeah called smallmall talkalk. I'm going to be doing that from the fifteenth of of August. to the twenty, I think the fifteenth to like the twenty fourth or something. And then I'm doing swings and roundabouts my show. for the last three award winning show. My award winning show for the last three three shows ever? Retiring it? Riring it? Are you filming it?? No, Victory lap. Really? No no, no. My sculpture If you don't catch it go's going love it be. Yeah. And that then that will be it and then and then yeah. tellelly I the the t. There's always the Tle. Theres T. It's been anol. guys. Thank you. Oh c, that was good. What the journey What did the tra What? A there it was. What a guest? What a guest. onene in a million I Wh byoyet Go and see her. She's got a work in progress up at the fringe. She's doing the last few shows of her award winning Newcomer show. Go and check her out live she's something else. Yeah. It's always nice when a guest really holds us to Yeah. Well especially Tom.ing. It was a breing experience for all of us. Yeah I kept my head down, asper. Suppter us on the socials, We're on Inagram, we're on TiTo, we're on YouTube, L, subscribe, do all those things. Enjoy yourself.od's episode was produced by prodroucer Connor. He! Cheers everyone! Be ! 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