Final Scores and Show Wrap Up

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Oh yeah, who's going first? let us know. We've suspended the betting on that one Now let's get into this. You may pick up the fact that we recorded this on a bank holiday weekend. Oh yes. comes up. Yes, it certainly does get mentioned that it was a bank holiday Monday, a fact that we didn't realise when we put the date in our diary. But it didn't matter. No we got a wonderful crowd, had wonderful you know we had wonderful guests, we weren't wonderful, but that's be p p of the course, isn't it? But you're going have a wonderful, wonderful time watching or indeed listening or both to this Flatshare Slamdown C on there! What is it Matew? What is it Buddy? Happy Easter Monday Sorry, sorry. T. at the first third It's right there, you know? Tom, it is right there. That's torn straight from today's papers, isn't it? Well, happappy Easter Monday to both of you and of course he is risen, but L, look at this. L at this. What a mess. What so much rubbish, unbelievable levels of filth. Sorry, I was just reading the reviews for our podcast. But look at. Look at our flat too. what a mess. so much rubbish, unbelievable levels of filth. All of this has to be thrown away apart from those jokes, we'll recycle those. One of you two has got to go to the tip Oh it's not going to be me, Matthew. No, It's not gonna to be you, why The local tip is actually amazing, but it is on the summit of a mountain. so I'm going to give you some good advice. Don't go. Top tip Now come on, that's not bad actually. If that doesn't scream Easter Monday, I don't know what does. That's a lovely bit of business. That's a lovely bit of business. Tom said before show, I've got a good one and he wasn't lying. Talk And the thing about Tom is he's honest. He often says I haven't got a good one. Got to cllucky first. So this could only mean one thing. Clocky, what you got for us I'm not going to the tip, it's rubbish. Well Clarky, you're right. There's only one way to sell this. We're gonna have to have a Fash! Franerslam down! Flam Fanerslam sl it down. Fers down Welcome to Flathare Samdown, the panel show that says, I came to get down. I came to get down. So get out, you seat and dump around. Dump around. Dump around. Dump around. Dump up, dump up and get down. I'm the host of landlord, Matthew Crosby. Let's meet my stigs off the dump. It's Tom Parryam, Benedict Cle! Now listen, you can't go to the tip on your own. Who have you brought to help chuck out the old mattress tonight Clarky? I bought my South London pal. It's Toussant Douglas! Ts Douglas is S C twenty in the house. S C twenty baby. SE twenty all the way. Toussant what Well firstly, we've got to talk about something because when I said and I said I was explaining the rules of the show before the show and I was saying you're trying to avoid doing a hhold chore this week it's trying to avoid going to the tip and you're like Why would I want to avoid doing that? I think the tip is a fun place to go to. Yeah am I alone that? No. I think it's a joyous place. It's a place of wonder. I go to Lewisham Reuse and Recycling Center at Landman's Way and shout out to that. and it's got three point five stars on Google, which I think is hh I think that's harsh. I think that's harsh. It's not Pezer Express guys I don't know what youre expected. Well clearly says on the sign out the front Eer at your own peril. It does say that actually it does say E at your own peril. It says peril. It says ent at your own peril. But I think actually it's a's a it's a sacred place, to tip. you know, it's a sanction This is This is a place where it's the last resting place of your kle. Yeah O your broken bookcave. It's a place where you can go and say goodbye. Yeah. And also it's just really fun chucking stuff into a massive bed. You go up the stairs and you like it's like that seedw the ring on mordor. you're like It's like Do you not do that? My precious My C you chuck Am I the only one guys? Hello, Am I the only one? Well, it's going to be a very short episode because I can announce now that Tom and Chrish you've won. Congratulations. Oh winners. T what kind of a person are you to live with though? kind What kind of a flat made a housemate a person to live with? I'm quite a particular person, I would say. I like things where the things should be in the the t In the tip Yeah Sin skip to household ways. please if come on you've got to follow skip twelve furniture U a little thing. Yeah, in fact in my house there's just skips and they's just People constantly getting into your house say, you need all this stuff. Can we take this away?. Have you had a skip outside your house before? So I used to live on I was brought on an estate, a council of estate. So all I've ever known is just giant you just have one bin. just hge so's just a huge skip. Yeah. And now I live on a street because I'm doing all right.. Okay It's a real Rax to Rich' story It's incredible, man. Yeah. I've got four bins. I don't know what they all do.. Its way too many. I Fing out. Yeah. I've got four bins. I've got four bins. I think that's overkilled. It may be, but I'm in my element. This is this is what happens, You know, you've got to the stage where you've made a little bit of money, but you don't know what to do with it do literally wasting it Tw Sot Douglas is here. Tom Parry, who have you brought along with us on this Easter Monday? fingers crossed its Go. Matthew, the Jambore's in danger. Oh no. no. Oh' on bank holidays. My friend never stops working. It's Chris Catrill everybody. Chris Catrill's here Chris, are you a tip fat? Whoa! You've adopted a cool stance to start things up. That's the reason to watch the video guys. You're missing the many stances our guests bring. I should have told you, he's a teenager and he's a ninja turtle. He's a what? Emphasis on the teenageer. Yes absolutely. Listen, it's great to have you here. Thank you. Are you a tip kind of guy? You a dump kind of guy? Do you love it? Where I used to live in Manchester, there was a tape that was next to a screw fix and a toby Calvary around a roundabout and I want to be buried in that roundab. It's a holy trinity of being a dad. You know what I mean? I love the tape. Only bit of pace You get in the week, My son has to stay in the car legally. Yeah I know.. Yeah. You learn that the hard way when the kid hops out ' that will used to be a real fun thing Yeah and my dad go into to the dip and everyone would be able to, you know basically could scramble around rubbish. Once Nigel gets back in, kids will be allowed to Here here getet Nigel in all that w nonsense. I can't wait. I've told the kids they're so excited for it. I cannot wait to light up on a forect. I can't wait H we go Chuck that mattress in that head. I love watching the tip rats at work there, you know with a stick getting things out that you thow away after You're all watching that scening and pull out half a chair. What are you doing with it?f I'm half a sit down I'm not as tired as I thought I was. I just need half a chair. Have you ever had someone go through your in bag to check that it's all recyclable houseold or actual household waste? No, they trust me. Ohrusive In mine you're not allowed to put gyps some in it you know pasta board and stuff like that and I had some pasta being done and I put it home I book it up and put in bin bags of food away anyway.. He's a rebel because he never made any. That explains his poseolly. Well Chris Cantrill is here everybody. Chris Cantrill is here. We have met our guests, but that's just the tip. Let's get to the horse. Lets let's get things started with round one. Ts back holiday, nothing else to do today. onlyn one thing to say, Time to chuck some shit away. DVPs away the thing mattress with a piston. Every school report I ever got in my life, Dump it up! ' you no longer need it, Dump it up. It's too shit to comereat What's a second first?. Mick this cross benes Gimpson Tread built R machine CD upppet shappe by keen, roller bllades, broken shadade, sculptor and ex girlfriend made football boost the really hurt bag of yellow T shirts stumopp it up 'ause you no longer need it stump it up and you're not allowed to burn it anymore. For now Oh. Yeah. Oh yes indeed. Now this this first round is called word dump. You have to get your teammates to guess a book, film, play, TV show or character by giving them a single word clue. Okay, You can't use any of the words in the name of that thing. If your teammate guesses it in one, they win three points. If they cannot guess it, you can give them two further words worth two and one points respectively. We're going to start with you Tom. Imagine Tom You could use a word of it It was just like I was going Jaws. Is it Jaws? Yes. Ied it. Tom, I got to give you different one.hing be a filmmer playover I'm going to tell you what it is. so it's o.om Tomas's got a famous book. oous book Tomas's got a famous book. So you've got one word. if you want to get the full three points, Chris, what book hasas Tom got Okay Uh Yeah make as many noises as you like, but you cant use one full word. Intrusive. Wow. This is really difficult. It's difficult isn't it? Yeahah. Intrusive. canan I tell him it's a book? a book He knows it's a book. So far, it's the only good clue he's had Intrusive intrusive. Yeah. You know, like our thoughts. Intrive. Intrusive.' intr danous. Yes, that's right. Yeah how you're thinking in a famous book. Is it like I'm drawn to American psycho? It's not American psycho.. Okay, this is for two points Second word. Animal. Intrusive animal. Animal. Yeah. There's some murmuringings, There's murmurs to the audience. Michael Crayton's Jurassic Park. No. No Mad if I went That's a famous book.ve I believe he's still trying to get the film rightits off the ground Intrusive animal Dinner Oh Intrusive animal Dinner Just to that straw poul, do you guys are you guys there think I think can we steal? Let's let Chris have one Let's have one gu. Well you've ready to go out ye yeah. ye. intntrusive animal dinner. Yeah. o. I think that actually I think that's good. I think that is good. That got better as it went along. Any idea? intntrusive Animal dinner. The hungry caterpillar. Oh I was gonna go with that one. I Oh it's the very hungry caterpillar. So technically he's wrong's right''re both wrong gu He's obviously Hang on. hang on. want to He's not intuding. He doesn't actually go in. That's his food. Okay, listen. J on Saturday alone he went through a lot Isoodie guys, Are we forgetting it Easter Monday? No one is forgetting that It a bul time I can tell you now that it is not either the hungry or very hungry caterpillar. audience, what is it? It The Tiger cave to tea. There we go. Tiger o cave to tea. All right I four more words would have got there. Four more words especially if one of those words been Tiger or tea. Yeah. there you go. Toussant, you're up next now Touusant. It's not easy. It's not easy. You've got a famous film there. Ben, you are guessing. Okay. Okay. So Tss I to do it. That is your famous film. So it's a famous film Thank you Thank you Ton. Okay. Famous film. you're thinking about this film. It sounds like a. I'm not saying any words but just Wait,ang it good. Can we roll good? Can we roll back the tape on that? Be it's good. Can we check? wasas he saying words there? Because it'sound good this is like the signs before you go on the skip. We the skip. All right. o this is the paril bit. the sk bit. Okay yourself is this why you're not doing into the microphone? You're just le Eastern Monday. Yeah, G It's just one word. Yeah Thank you. just. It's famous. Yeah. Okay pop it down so they can't see it, there we go. ' they're eager to steal. Okay. Here we go. Look me in the eyes. Okay. ye. it do it He's gonna do it by telepathy. He's not even gonna bother with the words. We get a kiss Is that what normally happens with US? People move further away from us? Yeah Yeah. This person leaning back for me, it seems like they want to snge T sos to the first word. Copee film Academ mean it can be. I think looking into Clarky's eyes has really thrown you off Hormonal No no We had hormonal Clarky, when you hear the word hormonal, what movies brring to mind Yeah Clueless It's not the audience reacting as if they know what the answer is. We haven't told them, but yet. Okay, it's not cledess. I can tell you that now. I just say my state of mind. Okay Tucson, you've got another wordthy for two points. Here we go. Here we go. All right Can the word it can allude to the film? Yeah. It can't say How else do this guys like I just trying to play in a different way. was What was it going to be projector, celluloid? Oh Cinema. But you can't can you reference things in the film? Yeah. could If you want to, yeah, yeah. one word. Bad questions But what person would have I alluded to in the tiger that came to tea It's not the fucking tiger? Th theseese are mad questions for the second one.. I'm already striking hormonal from the record. That that's just I was feeling. As it broke way higher there, it was way higher That that just because we were holding c. Okay, Tuson. Your second word. Now try and make it something that might help Clarkkey guess the film. Okay. That's what we're going for here. Lindseay Hormonal Lindsay It's not a bad name for a film. I'd watch it on my own. They've got it. They've got it. They've got it. Crucially they can't tell you. No. But let's get them and channel what they're doing. How do channel their energy? Why do you think I'm telepathic? You keep pusing this. Tson, because you don't say anything We' have a sweet tellig you to fuck up. we've got. Okay, so we have you got another another another guess that's not U I don't know. Okay. I'm going to put that out there. can't think of any what I can't think of any lindsys. but I felt like I felt like the reaction Yeah. felt like I felt like I was quite close with Cueeless I was on the right track. Yes, but bear in mind, they don't know the answer is. So But but that's a good point. Yeah ye. I gota say mean girls. It was mean girl N' not crazy. My methods work Bad bl That was unbelievable. Two points. Tw points there to Tucsant and to Clarkey. Chris, we're over to you. Now you have a famous TV show, Tom, you are guessing. Now, a little bit of advice, pick words that alllude. how it's done. how it's done Tousont crawled so you could walk whatite their looute to the famous TV show. Okay, Chris, first word Unusual U Okay, o Unusual. Any ideas, Tom T show TV show yeah. Stranger things. It's correct Three points, three points I tell you Talk T, you've unlocked the game Finally, Ben, Ben, Ben Ben, you have got a famous play. Oh Yes gone. We discussed pre game that we were going to do three words a person, right? Yeah, couldould we not think that? It's been qu You want what want You want it to be a short round Just pass it to us? Are you having?ving Are you not having fun? You're not having a good time It's be holiday Monday, mate. there's nothing else to do. You're not gonna to cash a check today, mate Okay Okay, ye. Karki, who wants this round to be over quickly. What's your first words? Or do you want to do all three straighta awayways? Do he know what it is? Famous play. Famous play. Lovely. Yeah. goodood. I needed that as well actually Denmark. Oh The girl with the Dragon tattoo.. Is it Hamlet? It is Hamlet There we go. See, Kalarki, the power to make it quick was in your hands Oh o, right, you know, sometimes words say far too much. Let's make the round a little trickier by playing noise dump. okay. You have to get your opponents to guess a thing using one two or three noises with three to or one points respectively. Tom we'm going go back to you. It's a fictional character. It's a fictional character. Is it the tiger that comes to Okay, so we need a noise from you. Okay that suggests this fictional character, Tom Y Whoa! that really went places I'm gonna to count that all one noise. Technically it was a portmante noise. Y Just one more time Yar Yahaha Anybody else want to have a go at it. Yah Yah No. Go with you got, go with you got. fucking a pirate A pilate who is Captain Jaxpon? It's correct He Oh my Godd, that was really good. Congratulations to Toussont there. He unlocked the game. All these points going to Toussants. You've got a TV show, Tucsant?. Okay, Ben You're guessing, T, what's your first noise g the stances or what's what the live audi is getting Wh who whoa, whoa whoa whoa Limbering out although add a bit. Yeah, you add. but not simultaneous to the number. Okay, yeah, it will allow sim will allow a simultaneous action, but you can't do a ramp up action, okay? Tson, can I just request that you move the answer so it's not facing directly out you You're lucky up dyslexic There Yeah, tricky, right? That is tricky. It is tricky. Do you want to hazard a guest remember? you got two more noises? Oh And it's a TV show. It's a TV show, famamous TV show. yeah Yeah It Soty It's not Scoooby. It was when you did it. But I think when I did the pirate weird stuff was I think if you listened to Tucson's one rather than the one you did three times Well you were were Yeah ye that's good. Thank youish.ish That was the jicky bit. Yeahah. Okay, so we've had that noise. you can either do the noise again and then another noise or just give us a brand new noise. whatever you like whatever you like that might be good.ince I'm still It Clarky's blank the noise from his head. Okay, your second noise, Tucson D d d d d Is that five noises? that? I'm going to allow that because it had no discernible tune. Yar A stronger singer would have been baged to writs on that one, but notot ourfred Tucson. That was a thing. unless he was spelling out in Morses code So let's hear them together please. So we can So Clarky can have a bit of again. Both Yeah, Gone. let's h's are both together. so we Clarky have a bit of an idea. R Can I just ask you to rotate the paper back towards the Is anyone else here thinkt have it We're're for the same TV show effectively. Yeahah, they're supposed to be from the same T. do approaches to it. Do they allude to the TV show wo approaches. One's more like lateral. The first one was more kind lateral. And then you go in abstract. And then youre going lateral. That'sisco needs. It's lateral and literal, I think,' kind of isn't it? That's kind of how's trying That's what'reiming for. You got third s. got a third sound.ave you had a guess yet of what the TV show might be?' have a guess mate. Hay. It's happy days no. It's a fantastic guess. It's not happppy days, Thd noise I actually don't know. No. Okaykay. let me all right. you want have a look at it again? Yeah there you go. There you go. Oh I've been doing it wrong, o Yeah yeah yeah we go G Good You good to have a little refresher on the TV show you're supposed to be conveying here. Oh dear ip And here we go. Third, final noise. Can you work out what TV show this is get ready to steal H Okay. so we've had we've had this sort of kind of noise. Yeah p ot it. Yeah. What do you think it is, Clarky? Is it Alie McBil? Oh, It's not Alib B? It's not Ali McBal. It is, of course, guys. The opportunity to seal is over to you. It is of course Chernobl. It's not Chernobl Anyone in the audience think they have an idea? Someone must have comeome on. It was of course Dragon's Dad, yes What was it the first one Which Wh which one got you? Which one was it the abstract one to start with or that ' being a dragon at this. You're being a dragon? You've been a dragon. What was the second? It was kind of like that, you know, when they come up the lift or when they come just come out and they go that's that little music thing. I'm not gonna do again It's not that, but when they come up the spiral staircase that bit Yeah ye Evan Davies That's right. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeahah. And then the third one was like when they don't give him money or something, they give today How did you even get it? That doesn't even make any sense, actuallyh. I'm saying that. I' try how you actually got it from that. Okay, the final Oh no, not I wish it were the final. so does Ben. Chris, that's for you. No. Now Chris, that is for you. Now you have a film. Tom, you are guessing. Okay Okay We've got three noises Okay All, let's go Is that not your first lookick Nith that's not the first? First noise. It's very good. It's very good again. Yeah That's actually fantastic. I'm going allow this I'm going all the gentle mime There will be blood. It's not there will be blood. Good guess though, it's not there will be blood. A second Yeah Yeah yeah. Brings all the voice to the yard, doesn't it? Now, second noise from Chris to see if it can convey Chris, into the Mica or at all. You know the rules? Can it allude to music in it? Can it be go? I think if Tone was allowed to allude to music if not Is that what it was doing? If not perform any actual music, then yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. o. so I love that we've all learned the word allude tonight I allge to something nowase. I would say the gameplay is slightly eluding us at the moment. That's what's going on. it. Okay. O M M These are two fantastic clues, I think. This is very Yeah No none of that. I don't know No's all. it's, it's not vomit. I home I don't have to h it D d d. D d d d d d d. Murder on the dance floor, that was. Okay. So the film is one. Saltb. Saltburn Do know what I enjoyed about that? the amount of time between the mime and the disgust Congratulations, two points there to you guys now. fininal final one is going to be for Ben. You've got a famous book, Toussant, you're guessing. Okaykay? You've got it in front of you, Clarky. Pop it open. it's the easiest way to play the game. Ben, can we hurry this round? It's a long time, mate. We're all trying to allude to a break Okay, famamous book lease please make your first noise, Clarky I Oh, it's good. Cal straight in there Okay, Tucsonss, we heard it was a little mime as well, but a finger wagging. We had bra bra, b bra. And what book do you think Clarkkey was conveying there? Like there was it had a real energy to it. defeitely kind of telling off. O kind of sort I'm gonna go with a Christmas carol? Not a Christmas carol. good guess. Okay, good guess though. A good guess. Let's have the second noise from Clarkkey please Boooo He's really leaning into the mimes. But yeah, okay, so we've had let's here the first one again. Is that the theme from Dragon's Death So Asie we had that and then He's like,t don't do that and then he's done it and he's drowned underwater Is it Th underwater books the fam Oh, it's not like is it Moby Dick? It's not Moby Dick. Very, very good guess. good guess. Third and final sound, Clarky Yeah Yeah yeah, yeah. ye, yeah. That's good. That's good. There's a mind there as well for the for people listen on audio and there was a mine there You were sort of hammering something there, weren't you? D't tell two something that a sort of telling off, a sort of kind of in the water and a sort of kind of like inspecting his surroundings or the person's surroundings, whoever this person or some wild interpretation what they just told you it was Is it Grand desesigns, the book Can we steal for speed? Yeah, the Bible. Of course it's the Bible, Of course it's the Bible. It's Easter Monday after all. What was that one? Did him What? Oh gosh. That one was the one. And also guys, crucially, it's Easter Monday, surely. What other book are we you thinking of? So at the end of that round, producer Olivia, please tell us the scores in three words and then probably another three words and in as many words as you like Oh wait I was going to allude to it via noise. Oh, okay, let's do it. Here we go hereere we go. Okay, give us give us a noise for the amount of points that Ben and Toussant have have scored ine Ohs do that. I forgot to mention that the noises could be four words. I forgot to mention dragons there o It still sounds like Sooby newoo to me And o so now we've got n boys the two out of bed and let'sm sorry sorry. it was the other way aroundound, it was the way aroundound sorry tell you Producer Olivia. let's just hear the scores Chris have nine. Ben and Tucson have five. Oh Okay. so Tom and Chris are in the lead, but Ben and of course Tucson are not yet down in the dumpers Well, they might be. Everything could change. We return in part two see you in a bit. See in a Welcome back to Flash W. Now before the break, Ben and Toussant were in the lead and then they weren't. and then and then Tom and Chris were. What a roller coaster. What a roller coaster it was. The I know always say the scores haven't changed, but they slightly did they did just before the break, but no the scores haven't changed and I cannot believe this huge pile of rubbish is still here popping up on my explore page. So I'm just reading Instagram comments Do do us a favor, Chuck us a follow everyone at Pappy's comedy. We're of course at Pappy's fllat shhare on TikTok How many followers you want at the moment? One thousand sixty O makeake it one sixty one tonight. And while you do it let's play round two. It's Flat Games! Let's w together. Games! Let's wait fororever. Roll the dice. Put the down. Lose your toe. Games. If you lose you get nothing. Games. If you win you can, go, go Wha Listen to that. It's unbelievable Tom. Last one laughing. Last one chanting Goldmore like etition actually Yeah. We've gotta get to Amazon. We really have to. That a good idea. Prime Maby. Get us on prime. We're in our prime. O at least we were fifteen years ago. Now this week long prime. It's a long in prime. How long does the prime last? The prime never stopped prime for us I'm still waiting for it's to start.. It's gonna be out of a prrime clock. Ct wait Prime. He really is. By the custp of prrime, he's in chats with Logan Paul at the moment, too to be selling some soft drinks. This week we're doing our version of RoBlox, which we're calling Ro Rocks. I would like you to sing about a famous robot slash Android, slash Cyborg or similar computerized human facsimile to the tune of a classic rock and roll song. Y' bit of the past bit of the future the past bit of the future, exactly. Asolutely right. Yeah No no, no, no. Tom was right there, guys' condescending to him. But yes, your teammate must correctly identify the famous robot to win a point, but there's also a huge ten points up for grab performance. so really give it some bleep bleep and indeed some bleep blep. We're going to start with you Clarkkey.y, there you go. Aial question, are you allowed to allude to the robot in the song? I'm glad you asked Tom, and you simply must. Okay, o. hereere we go. All right, so Clarky, now you can we just say when we were doing the briefing before this? Chris's question was, and is this a real robot or one you've just made up Imagine if that was it th. Imagine if it was ye, bunch of robers I invented her on the journey over here. Good luck guessing them guys. Magine if we did? There was a lot of stuff that it was moving quite in your defence. Fair enough. So Clarkkey, your rock and roll song is Great Balls of Fire by our dear, underage cousin marrying Pal, Jerry Lee Lewis. It was a different time, it was at that time that was not on. Tucsant, what genuine real robot that I haven't just invented myself, I promise you, is Clarky clanking about? DJ Olivia Bot three thousand, play that tune I made a medal and I'm run about. All the world is full of rubbish. I box it up just compacked. Goodness gracious, look at my tracks! Yeah r on bat it! All the people love p space our fats. They are on things that fly around. goodness gracious Oh Oh but I'm lonely! Down on Eth batt! A lo cups are about to hang out with me and together we go to Space the C remember! I'm fine, you're fine! this gracious am! Oh yes Fantastic from Ben forart there Clarky, can I just check? Are you fine? Becauseuse I've never heard someone say I'm fine and sound less like they mean it. It's me with my therapist. So That was good. That was really good. thank you. Really, really good, Clarky. I started to put a lot of effort. I didn't enjoy the body shaving of all the people in space, butpart from that Apart from that, I loved it. We'll talk about your points in just a second, but too something before that, what robot was Ben singing about? think so I got from that that you said he's a robot. Yes got Yeah That's half the battle. Yeah. I believe he was a robot that works in the refuse sector. Yes. Yes, yes. ye I appreciate that There was mentions of space. space actuallyually, I think I'm thinking this could be in the set in the future. Could be set in the future. Okay yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. we haven't because we haven't didn't exper this robot ye. We didn't have We didn't have space in the past, did We're waiting for space to be discovered. That's what Artemist two is currently up there doing. So what robot do you think it is? Sorry, we can't patronise Tom, but you can patronise me. Sorry. didid anyone else feel that? Sorry. Oh we can't patronise Tom. If took Tom in the corner, can't be patronised. I mentioned space It's a terrible holy patron. It's a terrible double standard. You're absolutely right, but I'm sticking with it. Please don't start patronising me. This whole thing unravels. I never would. I never would You're just you're just too sweet. You're just. Anyway. Tucson, I mean I have to push you back That' actually quite nice. That's actually quite nice quite a nice relationship later but actually it's quite nice to see. What's the robot Tucson? I think it's Wally. It's Wally And a very, very strong a very, very strong vocal performers from Clarky. I amm going to give you a robotic eight out of ten. Oh! eightight out of ten there. There we go. So we're over now we're over. We're over nows to Chris. Now your song is Oh Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison, But Tom, what old Tin can is Chris singing about. o? DJ Olivia Bot three thousand press play on the stereo on Y stternham you This ship in my arater se what fil too Well a baby who will go on. Y p Jacks' for. It's going to form on the ground in a ball and it puts a hole in his like a circle and then it's burnt into the pal. C L like six or seven films and some of them did quite hard after two. The world keeps on getting older. It doesn't make any sense And they could have done it right but they made some bad decisions and Christian Bail shouted at a guy Chris can kill everybody. Chris I didn't think I could sing I did the full Wikipedia page That was absolutely fantastic. We'll get to your points and you know what It's going to be high. I can tell you that now. So look forward to that. But for you, Tom, I've got to ask what robot was Chris singing and it was singing about. It's gotta be the terminator. It has to be the terminator. It has to be the terminator guys. And I'm gonna give you nine out of ten for performance. I loveved this. I loved it. Wow. Now Tucs, we're over to you. You have, you never can tell by Chuck Berry, the old twist scene from Pulp Fiction, but Ben Aluminium ally is Tucson singing about. Okay. You got that there, Tucsant? Yeah. Okay. The confidence of a true performer. Okay. DJ, Olivia bought three thousand donon't give me four hundred four error messages. Just press play didn' sing along with me now am. V good. Eing it's st did No Yeah. Yeah The robot of Dragons dead everyone Tineltz himself, Unbelievable lucky for that reason I at Clarky, what robot was Tousson singing? And it was singing. He was a Dalek. He was a Dalek of course And you know what Tucs, I'm going to give you ten out of ten. It was a fantastic performance. A fantastic performance. Finally, Tom, let's end the round with the King. It's Elvis Presley. alwaysways on my mind Yeah, okay. Now Chris. What Rusust Bucket is currently on Tom's mind? Okay? DJ, Olivia Bot three thousand. now I know you cannot feel emotions. But do not let the rest of us suffer. Play that tune It's quite a tough time for me With this war in around I can fill my tank up Quite as often as I can. Sometimes I like to drive Then I walk like comeive I'm a trum I'm a t. Absolutely beautiful there, Tom. Absolutely beautiful. I't help but feel the mood cooled when you mention the wall in your around. What film was that? I can't help but feel. We had a nice rocket li going in the room It's always on my mind Okay. Well the points might reflect that Chris, do you know what robot Tom was singing about I believe I do, but it really did kick in in the last sentence. so the song up until that point, it was quite touch and go, but I believe we are talking about Optimus Prim. It is correct. Thank goodness. Optimus Prime, so you get the point there and I'm gonna give you and it wasing Was it was W Was it a protest song? Thank you. Thank you. I' give you eight out of ten for that. Very much, actually. So producer Oliviaot three thousand, let's hear the scores in your best robot voice still adding them up Gwns stand them up Okay. The Gwyin bot three thousand is a slower than it used to be. Yeah ye. I accidentally sp a can of vpo on him earlier on. And he's spritz together ever so slightly. That's okay. As soon as you have the data, producer,' bot three thousand. let's hear the scores in your best robot voice The data has been processed by Gwin. Tom and Chris have twenty eight. Ben and Tussaint have twenty five. Oh! Very, very close. Ver, very close. Well, I can tell you there is no artificial intelligence in our next round. There is no intelligence at all. It's time to take a trip to the Fallibly human Court of the B Brothers. You had a problem. No come had a problem mayaybe we could help you be from assording like a bef I' lost the beef. Hes sp a cannabipo on it. I found the beef. Y! I Had a real sudden panic th there and I looked around and it just wasn't It simply wasn't there, but crucially it is here now. And so is Sarah, who's in the audience, Sarah, are you there? I am. Hi, Sarah, how you doing?ood Right. Well, you're doing good currently, but you do have a beef here and it says my husband slash flatmate thinks it's normal. thinks it's normal behaviour to flush cake slash food down the toilet. Yeah, this resulted in the last time he did this, his panicked mother thinking she had blocked the toilet and me having to scoop chocolate cake And it was chocolate cake whichich was obviously presumed to be shit out of the toilet. The only defense the only defense he has is our Labrador is on a diet So we can't use food waste. So you can't use food waste. Now I believe Sarah, your husband is here as well. What's your husband's name, please? Andy. Hi, Andy. Okay, so we've got Sarah and Andy both here. This is how we like to play. I'll tell you now, Ben and Tousson, you are on Sarah's side, Tom and Chris, you are on Andy's side Okay Okay. Does anybody have any questions? We'll start with Sarah. Anyone got any questions for Sarah before we begin our cases? I any questions How are you? How are you? How fat is your lab? forty eight kilos. And just had about a pancreatitis. He's basically a hundred. So this is a big dog. he's a big big fad. Was there any food going down the loooo before your dog got big? Yeah. Oh' not the answer Tom wanted. Not the answer Tom wanted. Any other questions, Chris, do you have a question for Sarah? Do you have like counsel enabled food waste collection. one hundred percent. , what are you doing to us? Okay. I think that's enough for our teams to make the case. we ask a question againess Okay. Tucson Clarkkey, remember, you're on Sarah's side, as is everybody. So any questions for Sarah? then we'll move on to Andy in a second because you never know. What was the event The cake was four. why wasn't Clark invited?. So he took our oldldest kid out to a gig, was having a great time while I was left with his mum, who then panicked and came downstairs and said, Oh my God, I'm so sorry I blocked the toilet. And I ran up she needed me to help, so I ran up and it was the cake that he'd earlier gone. Oh I just found a cake under the bed, so I flushed it What swit? Yeah ake the bed you fl I' got more questions than I've ever had in my life. Yeah, Clarky, some follow up questions are needed, I think. ye. Why was the cake under the bed? answer. It was in the cake tenning. Yeah, so we have two wonderful children. Yeah. wasn occionally occasionally they they make cake and stuff at school. they bring it home. They're both known for abandoning stuff in our room this tin of cake end up Abandoning or gifting my friend. Hang on hang on So this cake was made by our youngest son and no sensible human alive would eat anything made by his fair hands. But they would But they would flush it down a toilet. Hang on, ve hidden under the back at some point, and then that was like three months ago. and when it came back out, it was green. R again. The iceon was originally green though, just Okay. So it went from green to just the same green, basically the AA. St green. Still green. o. So and youush you flushed it down the loop. How old How old is your s? How old are your kid?elve twelve? twelve and seventeen? Yeah. Don't touch that Is that is that the biggest thing you flushed Noot no, no, no, like food wise.'s a good It's a good question. What' the biggest thing you got down there, man? So talkalk us through an average week in your household,. What are you putting down the U end? Today is he was sat outside, I was like, I can't go to the toilet. There's stuff in it and he went, Ohh no, I'll just come and flush it for you as I was on it. and then water touched my arm. Water water and a sausage roll It was vegetable peeling. Oh, you're doing that, you're doing the peelings as well Right. Yeah. ye. I' sa come on. Okay. And he talk to us about the dog. Right. So the dog is, as we've said before is forty seven kilos. And we know this exactly because he was weighed by the vet the other day who used the term morbidly obese. Okay. Okay right. So what the vet said was, is he helping himself to anything else? because we've had him on a diet for quite a while, and I said, yeah, just eat out the bin. So the vet said, don't just you know donon't put things in the bin if you're just going to fish them out of it, find somewhere else to put them. H you thought about it to the best? Exactly. So have you thought about training your dog to any level whatsoever?' not exerting any sort of power over it I take it for a walk I feel like it's a good time to remind you that you're on my side.or So objection, Your Honor, so striight from the record. So my mother was coming to visit. I had like been tidy in the house, had a bit of a panic. can't put it in the bin, so I just flushed the cake, thinking it will go down and it didn't. D't you say it like that? it sounds's perfect. Did you used to be a drug dealer? Is it like this old habit You just flush things with you panic. Did you cut the cake into slices and you flushed each slice? or your method? You just tipped it. So you away. And what kind of a cake are we talking about? We're talking about small c. So you take you couct a load of basically c compively into the loooo with the Did you the paper off Yeah, did you take the paper off So it's just o. so it's paper and cake. it might be and it's just And candles? W there candles I'm getting the feeling they were candles I s there were candles. I was to feel like one of those lawyers that have to defend the Nazis at the head. It needs doing, but I don't agree with it. Everyone's got the right to a fair trial, remember? Yes. How old your dog Andy? Do you love your dog? He's eleven and no he's a dig He's awess. The dog was the only case we had Of course he doesn't love it. He's putting cake down a toilet. The man's reuced to putting cake down the toilet. Well, listen, I would love to chat more to Andy and Sarah, and I'm sure we will when we call social services. But for now, that should be enough time for enough information for our teams to make their cases Tucsont, you're up first. You're be opening the case for the prosecution. You have a minute, okay? I'm going to call upon you. Your minute begins now putting cake down a toilet. but's all we need to hear,'s all we need to hear Now Now we're over to you, Chris ' got. All you've got to do is rebut all of the clips Or the point that Tussult made in his fairly extensive argument You've got a minute, You don't need to use all of it, but I suggest you do. Your minute begins now whoo hear amongsters? ong st claimed not to have had a bit of beefburg and young left and thought, you know where the best place for this is? The toilet, Eactly. Now what do we know about Andy, a family man? He was taking his children to a concert and he had the generosity to leave his wife Sarah with his mother in law And just from reading Evers slightly between the lines, she didn't appreciate that at all. The many ways in which Hande is quite a put upon hero He might not care if his wife know his's moving or know his dog It doesn't stop him doing what's right He wants to keep that dog alive and in pain as long as possible Seriously obese. suffering keepeping it from the thing that would euphhanize it in a really quick and happy way. And for that reason Yeah. Pchedule everybody Two incredibly compelling arguments. Sarah, how do you think it's going so far Good, good. Andy any advance? I'm good It's pretty good and bad. Okay, so we're back over to you, Clarkkey now, you're going to conclude the case for the prosecution. Clararky, your minute begins now. cake down the top. Okay, yes Okay, Berry Very strong repelling argument, ye, yeah. Presumably it's a chocolate lab, right underline that time You know, you have to have a system for these things. I actually have a friend who has four bins And the fourth minute is exclusively for chocolate ces This has actually happened to me before as well because one time my girlfriend flushed a red velvet cake and whoa, I was scared that day How'd you underline that Mary Antote famously was misquoted for saying let them eat cake. What she actually said was a fucking flush cake than a toilet. You're our bed the def. The defence does indeed rest. Okay, John Tom I' just off to bring it home Oh, Chris, I've got some really bad news for you, late Are you gonna to do this as yourself? No I'm gonna do it in the style of a deepouth defense lawyer from a John Gishram novel, mister Fanshaw Standon. Fanshaw Staning presiding and providing your minute should you need it begins now. Ladies and gentlemen of the jewy, Well, we've been on a real journey today Bank holiday, Demnday lawyers from the big city arriving in town with their fensive foreign words. Bogging yon. Oh no, wait a minute, that wasine That was mine Yeah,'ll we'll chat about that later, actually. Rround here we ain't no boging Yon people. This ain't no bog in Yon county. I don't want to allude to the conflict in Iran Sounds like a delicacy they eat over there. y'all gotta remember around here, we simple folk, Hell, we animal loving folk. Sounds to me like we got a man here with a best friend who'd be morbidly obese. Now let me tell you, I know someone with a best friend who's morbidly obese and it's my best friend. A times my best friend has flushed something down the toilet to save my life, I could count on all of my fingers. And I lost one of them in a police raid. Y'all gotta understand something in life. Sometimes you gotta put something in a toilet beforefore you can Learn to love Actually The defeence rest, J. Yeah Guys, if you're wondering what that was, that was someone bringing it home Now I cannot make the decision myself as I am far too busy working at a click farm trying to redress the balance on our YouTube comments. So instead, I'm going to ask the live Phoenix audience to cast their vote. Now if you think Sarah and therefore Ben and Tousson are in the right, applaud now If you think Chris and Fanhaw and indeed our dear friend Andy made the best case, please applaud now Thank you, Andy What Vs Very rare, It's this close We're gonna have to go to VAR no. Of course that Sarah, congratulations. You are the winner. sorry Cris Tucson and Ben, you get the one point. Sarah, Andy How do you feel about the results though? S air It's absolutely fair. Yeahah, I'll accept this. It You simply have to accept it. Does this mean are you gonna stop? Oh no. Okay He accepts the result but he will re offend. That's what we like to see. C lock the toilets. I think he already has. Now for a jingle that's both quantity and quality. The main quality being it's much much much much quantity.. It's the quick Fire aroundound jingle This seize the quick fire aroundound It's a round that goes really quickly. Which is why it's always so amusing that it has a long introduction It has a long introduct. When the round itself is sure. This jingleles long. I'd better warn you It's about as long as a long weekend on a bank holid If you're allowd one If you don't have something to interrupt it somethingomet like a podcast record That you booked when you did not know, it was Easter Monday It's a terrible mistake. Wednesday's a Monday Can't it be the same every year? What's the deal with Easter? How does it get to do that? Just bowl around somewhere anywhere between March and may Cency is what we ask for Just a roaming holidayay that actually carries clouds. You can say what you like about Christmas, at least it made its mind up It stakes its nail to the mast and says these three dates every year That's the nail. I don't care where they come mate. It's fucking boxing day But Easter's just so attached to the days. Oh Easter Monday. Well, it's got to be on a Monday, grow a fucking pair of balls Have good Friday on a Wednesday and stick Easter Sunday up your pip in tune. Oh no, hang on. Anyway you get the point I did' and check the diary When I suggested today as Reording, this is all self loathing I did it too And now we're paying the price Anyway, let's not get bogged down in the details. We've got a round two two Right now and let me remind you it is a quick round positively brief, whereas the jingle don. Anyway, happy Easter. Oh donon't get me started on chocolate. Why is it that they taste so much nicer when they're in eggs shape? Anyway, here it is the quick fire round Qick far run L a quick fire run He is risen on the quick fire r I think it could have been longer Yes, this is in case you hadn't already heard the quQick Fire round. And as this show is all about the tip, oK the dump, we're asking you to throw your answers into the trash compactor, mush the two words together to make a brand new portmantau word. Not a word that already exists. That was too clever for me to write. Instead of buzzers, I'd like you to shout out your first names. Ben and Tusson he yours? Ben Tucson. Thank you very much. and Chris and Tomt are yours. Chris Okay guys, this is going to get harder than this you if you're panicking on this shout out your nameam bitit. Okay, what what is the is. What is the name of the celebrity chef known for his fiery TV persona? His show Hell's Kitchen. Tson, Tucson. Gramsy. Gramsy is correct. What do you call the punctuation mark that looks like a full stop with a comma beneath it? I believe Tucson said his actual name first That looks like a you're going on, you can't pz in for clarification. Gace Quirl on is correct. Who plays Barbie in the movie Barbie? Ton, Tson Myself W weir had bit of casting?? And who stred along theide Moby in the Wolf of Wall Street? T. I think Chris was just there first. L Caprier right is correct, yees. What is the name of the bell in the towower in the houses of Parliament? Tom's Tom Beep in Yeah, all right. What's the largest ocean on Earth? Ton, Tucson Oh sure.fraid it's not the correct answer. Tom, Tom, Passi a shotion We're going have to accept it. Nay the American media personersality socialite and businesswoman who is married to Travis Barker. Chris, yes. Hollyvland? It's not Hollyalland No though, She's sping it Candy. Courtney Courtneadashian is correct. Yeah., speaking of Barkers, n name Ronny Barker' doubleback partner in the two Ronnies. Tom, Tom. Robbit. Robitt is correct. Which pop star released the albums nineteen eighty nine reputation Tom, Tom T Tayif is correct. What LT is the full name of the sport played at Wimbledon? Tucson. Tucson. Lennis. is correct. Whicha English footballer his famous for his robot dared? Yeah. Pouch is pou. Pouch is correct. Pge Pouch. And what? Which popular TV show iss based on George R R Martin's assong? T T some. Ges. Gares is correct. I'm sure you're allowed to say that, but that's the end of the round At the end of the game So before we end the show, before we find out those final scores, Toussont and Chris, have you got anything you would like to plug Toussont? Where can people see you? Where can people find you? When are you next performing? You can find me online on Instagram, yeah. Toussont underscore Gram and I've already done my shows. so What it You've retired. retired tonight. This is night when David Bowie shut down the spoter to Mars live on stage. is Tucsont's last ever get oneon again. I would just like to promote the Lewish and Reuse and Reycling Center actually. That's what I would like to do Cratulations enjoy your retirement. I mean, that's you know, you get to four bins and that's God's way It's God's way of telling you to stop, isn't it? Thefire jingle got to it. same as these guys are won out. Chris, what about you? I've got our podcasts, Cultwal concerns ye, we could we could do with some more listeners. And least they both came though anyay And if you wanted to watch SNL UK, then I'm working on that. We've Tom and he started my boss and he said I had to do this one too. And I won't take but it's Easter Monday for an answer. Thanks to all of you for watching. as always, check out our patreonpatreon dot com forward slash Pppies fllashhare, likeike, subscribe rate and review our podcast or recommend the podcast to all of your friends. So producer Olivia, what are the final scores Ben and Tucsant have thirty two while Tom and Chris have thirty four. Wh! 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