Perfect Person

Summary

Looking for a life coach who is as chaotic as he is charming? Welcome to Perfect Person, the advice show where host Miles Bonsignore and his rotating cast of hilarious guests help you navigate the messy, absurd, and frequently embarrassing corners of modern existence. Whether it is a workplace nightmare involving cremated remains, a disastrously botched romantic confession, or the existential dread of a clumsy pool exit, Miles is here to guide you toward peak human optimization—or at least help you laugh at the struggle. Every episode kicks off with a signature, high-energy speed round, where Miles and his guests tackle the truly pressing questions of the day, from the merits of specific salad dressings to the intricacies of personal movie taste. From there, the show leans into the deep end of listener dilemmas. No problem is too niche or too cringeworthy for the Perfect Person team to deconstruct. With a blend of sharp wit, genuine empathy, and a "figure it out as you go" philosophy, the show turns even the most uncomfortable personal disasters into relatable, actionable, and wildly entertaining life lessons. If you have ever felt like you are doing life wrong, Miles is ready to help you perform it with total panache. Come for the hilarious takes on social etiquette, stay for the surprisingly solid wisdom that might just make you the most perfect version of yourself yet.

Updated Jul 8, 2026