The Vagina Maxxing Trend Debate

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After that, what's gonna to happen Sure, my find friends sure Anyway, sit back, relax, Enjoy another episode Of whatever Flickking podcast you're listening to. On SBC two now it's Children of the Stones, a terrifying documentary about the rolling stones and the kids that they have fathered. or in Bill Wyman's case Dated and eventually married It was a different time when you didn't have to go to an island to do that sort of thing Anyway, on SBC one now, it's Richard All's Craver News round Oh, o hello Wlcome to this week's News round. It's Monday the fifteenth of june twenty twenty six. if you're interested in that kind of thing? I certain ye what you talking about Thed and Hard and Willis. I'm talking about what the news is generally on these U And thank you, Mariarti, yeah. okay, look, we can't just do The catchrases. we have any more catchphrases, we're literally just going to do twenty minutes of catchphrases. twenty minutes of catchrases. That's all you want. twenty minutes of catchphrases then don't I turn this into a catchrasase? twentyeen minutes of catchphrases. Well if you make that one, that could be just twenty minutes on it twentyeen minutes of catchrases. All right. Okay we're not gonna We're not gonna to do that. We'll add that to the list. Thank you Mariyadi, Sydney Dada Hell look You really fundamentally misunderstand the No one likes sing phrase which I know they don't. no you and you don't understand how they work. That's the that's the problem anyway. Look. it's good to be here today. I'm I'm starting my My procedures today it's going to be five days of procedures. Oh my go I don't like to talk. We don't let to talk about your medical conditions, do you, Richard knowe or write books about them, what do commy routines about them I don't know. to get cancer which might be unfortunate Rich to get it a second time seems a little embarrassing th I haven't told people' it's cancer. It's a very embarrassing thing to have it again I didn't want to whyy have you brought that up? I didn't want to bring that up. So, you know, it's He's got terminal cancer uncurable cancer. It's not terminal and it is uncurable but it's incurable but its it's treatable I'm getting the treatment this week and everything will be fine. so I don't want anyone out there worried about anything. I'm the one who's worried what need you snot it. I'm not going snuff it. You you you got your immune system is going to be downright if you pick up the terrible inill this well, you know, that's there's a there's a small chance of u of illness and death in everything in everything we do And there so, you know Gve got to be careful out there. So look, I'm fine. donon't want you guys worrying about me. You should worry about that in any way? And I didn't want to talk about it. so I'm annoyed Alice bord. What you talking about three and hardys not it's annoy. It's funny the first time is now That's just annoying. I'm gonna to come in your room tonight and kill you. Well, you know, it's a foolish thing to commit murder against someone who You know, potentially is ill Just let nature take its course. I'm ready to go into God's arms if he wishes to take me, but before it's it's It sounds worse than it is I've got yet And it's one of those, you know, I like getting the cancers that are just very treatable and really caused you know no real damage at all. So That's what. I'm being tested by God. God is saying yeah, let's give that guy cancer. that's a go nuts Well the cancer of what are the nuts That's very clever Nothing's getting taken out of me some stuffs getting put into me today. Let's see how I feel in the rest of the week I may be too tired and confused To talk to you. I think those will be the best ones. You gott to do it, Rich Well, I might be able to come down here and do. It's all brilliantge. If you're tired and confused, imagine the things you're going to be saying, Well, I'm glad We're not covering the subject we're covering today in the rest of the week because I think this is This is something that I'm not sure I should have chosen as the subject for today's news round I just suddenly it struck me looking at who I'm working with O doining Butt you don't into know Thankin Noriati U see tonet the other. donon't do that. come I u Yeah, you may have seen on the Grown ups news that there's a new trend it's inside the brave new world of vagina maxing, which I mean really I don't think I'm not sure that you and I should be the people talking about this subject. The China next thing, arere they trying to make them as bigg as possible rich? Is it like what you did with your penis enlargement thing? That's never that never happened. If you're going to start saying stuff, just say stuff that's true It is true I'm not winking at it I'm cheeky. you are cheeky. I'm not lookinginking at it. Well it's not true. I've never int and tried to enlarge my penis. I mean, it's already dangerously large. That is not true that is definitely not true It's not about Bet making vaginas larger It's's I mean, it's it's a new trend apparently I'm not Look, this is it's a difficult thing to talk about, isn't it? with a one hundred and thirty four year old ventureus Dummy who has very old fashioned views U because it's, you know, some people think they're having cosmetic surgery down there is is helping people. I don't personally You know, I don't you know what? I think Richard, I think every vagina in the roa is u is individual and beautiful Like every penis. no, penis is horrible. It's they ugly and disgusting that The vagina, the vulva, is a life giving, beautiful thing and People shouldn't be madeid to worry about what they look like. There's no man in the world who is disappointed and he gets to the seeee one of these things Okay, fine. I mean I thought it was starting off as quite a nice A nice it's important there is people are well maybe women are doing it for themselves, not for men or for or for other women, you know, So yeah, You know, it's a lovely thing. It's a beautiful thing is a magical thing Don't start fucking around with it girls. You don't have to worry about that. But if you want to, you could choose it. Yeah, of course. I mean why did we even take this this subject on I would just say the three people in this picture are running the vagina maxing click between them are three of the most haunted individuals I've ever seen. Well the things they seem rich. U, You know, ourur fingerprints are all different, our genitals are all different. We should celebrate them. I did a show about celebrating the penis Of course, Eventa did a fantastic job at celebrating the vagina and I think more than just the vagina, the whole Vulvaric area is that the correct word? I don't know Have you ever seen a vagina rich? I'm not sure I have seen one yet. But I imagine're nice things it just seems a it seems a shame that You know, we're already being made to feel self conscious enough about our faces and our bodies and getting thin and getting looking beautiful Dob att least leave some surprises for things hidden away, you know. That's the beauty of Genitalia general, isn't it? You never know. You'd never know what's gonna come at you when you make that decision to share your genitals with another person, The first time you're never sure what you're going to see and You know, embrace whatever's there is what I say. Enjoy whatever's there. U don't need to worry about. elasticity or getting erections or anything or you're worry of that. Well, you know, it's men are lucky that their main problem and one of their I mean men have lookook, I did a show about talking C you know, men do have recourse. if that's one of their issues they can take some pills and that's all right. So I can understand Everyone's very self conscious about these things. If it makes you feel better about yourself, you know, you can do whatever you want. The woman they interview here is very happy with having a having been zapped by a laser Yeah, you don't need to start it worries me when people start messing around with this area in what whver genitaus are down there Just leave it. God has made a decision God has given you something beautiful, not unless you're a man, unless you're a man, in which case it's absolutely horrific, whatever it looks like. There isn't a nice one there isn't a nice penis in the world. isn't God I mean, God bless anyone who has to work with the penis. it's not a It's not a great thing, but It just feels I mean, I'm glad you've been so sensitive very it that's all right Rich because I was worried this would be, you know, this would be the The wrong medium to discuss this, Richard. I care very deeply about that Lin Okay And this is over over an enormous vula all right We don't need to foollowed his eyes, followed you down the street What talking about? I don't know We had to try something, but we do have a report On this, I presume we're at one of the clinics or something where this happens Let's have a look and see where the interview will take place first of all U Oh Oh it seems like we're we're actually The interview is taking place inside a vagina by the looks of the things Is that what they look look inside? I have no idea, but I'm just guessing looks slightly cartoonish rich. Well, you know, that is what's That's why women are a wonderful thing and inside them, I think everything's here A beautiful cartoon made out of marshmallow. so I think that makes sense. I mean, I can't think I mean, hopefully be one of the sensible reporters there I certainly hope You know, it's not one of the more sexist characters. Hello, Richard is me. Henry Hithdel. I've got a pink scarf on in honor of being the first person ever involved in The news round, craver news round to be in to find themselves inside a vagina. That's brilliant Henry A Po And I just want to say Every vagina is beautiful, every vulvar is beautiful. I mean, you know I mean they probably there are some that aren't. No, there aren', they're all wonderful in their own way, Rich. And I just want to say as a spokesman for women, as a spokesman for women I appreciate women in all their forms. There's some bits of their forms that I appreciate more than others, they can have big wobbling vulvars, Richard. I don't mind because I think what's important is about what's inside a person. Yeah, well, you're inside a person now. I mean their personality. have they got Henry Hippite, whose vulvary vagina are you inside right now? That is a personal matter, Richard, for the woman involved And I don't think Iin God in heaven Why are we even attempted this Well, Richard it's a bold moment of feminism here. and I just want to say Richard I love I love women and I am an advocate for women. You're not Hi Gods and come inside this vagina and did I mean, thank God there aren't enough hands for cocky character appear right now and It's a beautiful place of warmth, of life of giving, of receiving Pleasure and of pain, Richard, not just of pleasure Some amazing things happening inside here. S bad things happened inside here, some weird things happening inside here. But it's a beautiful thing, Richard. and I want all the many women who watch Rven Ns run. I mean, it's literally no people I mean, there's a lot of Virgin men out there who have fainted at seeing But I mean we' terrified, really? of what they've just seen you It's what they just seen. So I mean, I don't think we're helping feminism here at all I love you all ladies and you're all beautiful donon't need to do this stuff and that you feel bad about yourselves Love yourself the people you're with, love the people you love That's me, Henry Hippo inside of vagina And I'm out of here Wow. Okay, well you know, surprisingly I surprised it was all around really with the The reactions what's happened here to and we're stuck in hf There we are. Surprises all round really with the puppets today. I thought when I chose this subject I thought this could be a big disaster, All in I mean, there's been some bits of it still I think. U problematic did suon the D say vagina vulva and all sorts of stuff like that. W vaginas whoop Did someone say cookie carrot? You can't do yourself We've been mainly sensitive about it. You know, your body your choice Don't get sucked into this Did Sund that he say your choice? No, you missed it again Do what you want, but I don't look at these, look at the faces have these people Look at them L deeply into their eyes and tell me whether those are people you want to trust with your genitals if you do, downown, get your vagina maxed If you don't