Adler's Childhood as a Dog

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Hey, it's Speedy, and this is Rick and Bubba's Greatest Hids, Fashing back through thirty one years of radio gold every Saturday morning, wherever you get your podcast. It's Rick and Bubba's Gest Hids Rickin Baba, Rickking Baba Adler, we noticed you had a fan in your car. Yes to come blow the smoke out of the kitchen. Yes, Greg So why do you have a fan in your car? Okay, so I got a fan this weekend because my life is terrible. and now I guess I have to tell y'all all about it. I try to keep this kind of stuff to myself Because when I say it out loud, it doesn't sound good. It doesn't make me feel good about my life. Right It just is weird, you know So my roommate and firstborn son, Kevin The dog. Kevin, my dog. Not the partner. We've got not just not when you refer to Ke thinking that you're whipping him and all that. and you don't clarify Be most humans don't name their dog Kevin. Okay G. that's a person's name Or my dog's name. You heard of Bowser or something like that? Kevin two weirdest pet names in my lifetime was a cat named Doug. this dog Kevin. Exactly.s very confusing. Doug Very confusing. H Doug, full name Kevin Bret Michaels Trquarius Adler. It's neither here nor there. So why the fan U, So this whenever I got a side yard, I live in this like triplex, I guess you could say And this side yard that I've got. is awesome for Kevin. G for him. And I do a little bit of spray painting out there too. prettyret cool. Oh my go. I get pretty cool out there doing some rose painting free handand sprayed pain. Yeah, man. Yeah, man But y'all, I take Kevin out about four times a day. And I get bit by mosquitoes threeree mosquitoes every time I go out there, at least sameame I think it's the same three Something they have? What's it a mosquito youth gang for you. They're p on They're rough and tough guys. Aar crkking little man, No, I'm serious. He was afraid they ever gonna fly off with him So quick we start spraying. I'm going' as big as hand. They're mosquites to us, They're hawks to. I don't attack but. I've run for cover, y'all. I'm going little feet, leave the ground for just a moment I've gone to great lengths to try to avoid getting bit y'all. I'm serious. I have worn Long sleeves and like a rain jacket in like one hundred degree weatherpell, it's real bad. What about the candles you like? There's other things. Oh, so I'm supposed to just carry a candle away Y off. look, that's different. O. lot.. Have you ever heard of Collie Cooks pest control for their mosquito treatment? Well, that's a good idea. Actually, that is a solid idea Thank you neighbors little neighb I've got a cafe right across the street from me. So like tons of people are walking past all the time. So there are people that can see me when I'm out there. I've worn like rangeall J justust refer to it as a restaurant. It's ye. don't say cafe. Okay. y'all, I've seriously this is my move this has been my move for a while, but I think mosquitoes are catching on rightight here. This is what I'll do as I'm serious. Kevin will be doing his business, you know, arching his back and pooping This is what I'm doing waiting for him to finish up. sereriously in order to in order to stop not get bit You're waving your arms Does that work? Okay, you work You know look like you're getting loose'renasty. You're in a jacket like that a guy that everybody thinks something's wrong with him.'s gone He ain't. He' homeless. My boy lives across from us. hisis mind not like it's supposed to be. He starts filing around every time he comes out. There was a guy in Aniston we used to see him and he would be punching people that weren't there.' fighting him He might be you're mosquitoes. Either either that, Greg, either that or he's the enthusiastic little Troubador that's leading the parade through the southide. He's owning. Now I know why the local homeless people don't mess with me because they think I'm just one of them. They think you mind's me. now I know. They think you're not like supposed to be. Yeah Be in the restaurant, Rick across the way and see I like Can you imagine that Y'all's bad. It's bad, y'all. I I've seriously get back twelve bites a day. You got little wipes I'm supposed to walk around smelling like deet. G. That's great. I think that for the land. So what are you doing? And so now I've got a fan. Great for the ladies. Now this isn't a little fan. This is one like one of those nice fans. Who told you this would work Babible. not buing no, just this is me this is my brain working It me I don't to take credit for this piece. Kevin, Kevin, give you this idea. So what I did, I took an extension cord ran it out my window and it's now it's hanging out my window of my house. Dangling out. Dangling out the window. mosquitoes can get in there. And then it's closed pretty good. I got it closed pretty good, Greg. They don't need a lot of I'm gonna take some silly putty and seal it real good and leave it hanging. And so Then I'm gonna plug that fan in and then boom, set What do you mean? boom? What do you do with your f No, I'll stand in front. I'll stand in front of. finger We're gonna carry a fan out to the front yard every time you got up. Now this is easier than lightin a can. Y'all' understand. Yeah right every time every time you go outside for your dog, first of all, you got to examine your life When part of your day is standing around patiently while a dog poops waiting for poop. Okay, first of all, I can't even I can't even comprehend that even being in my day. They don't tell you that when you get a puppy, your day is going to start and it's gonna be centered around feces. They don't tell you that when you're getting a puppy. I think we told you that when you were getting. Have youve seen's why this thing you hang off your side now that puts out stuff that you don't have to get it on. You put it like it looks Of all the m a fan smack you. put it a d. put a dry. You see. they've got to Yeah, that you lie and you just keep it around you and it runs into bl. That's what I tell. You can also put a dryer sheet, you know, kind of on the bl. That looks dumb, but a fan don't. Let me get inside his mind. Doesn't fan doesn't Of all the off all the things that we've mentioned, he thinks taking a fan Yeah, running extension cord out his window and turning a fan on every time his dog poops that that that that's less of a hassle than these other options we' thrown out And you blowing doll poop some aail everywhere now Yeah That has nothing to do with it. Gre. I'm on the patio. Fans on the patio, Greg, not Greg. Kevin's out in the yard pooping. notot Greg's out in the yard pooping. I was not misspoke And so it's there's a separation factor. I'm not blowing poop air everywhere. Well'm just taking him a walk letting him poop along the way s it's just inside yard. don't whyon't you put him in the yard and when he's done, let him back in. He It would be cheaper to have the little thing hanging on your side or a candle than a fan That f You don't the fanss going work. And whyy do you think the fan works? It's gonna to look like a fannyack somehere. You're trying to make me look I'm wearing. how long is do going to be out there? utes Look, a fann packs least your worries. Come on, it ain't going Ohh boy, I was looking sharp till I put this on. No. I was, Greg. I was. So Rin my You're gonna carry that big fan out. Yes. J stand there for three minutes. Mosquitoes, the anger and the sadness that I feel as' trying to avoid getting bit by mosquitoes. I'm like, hurry up Kevin. Do your business. Do your business, buddy. So you think it if's that fan blows that the mosquites won't bite you. We'll see, I had to get a high velocity fan, y'all. We'll see. hopefully it works out keep him a fingers straross part of my life. It's really messed up my life. We'll be right back, St Rickking Buba, Rickking Buba When it comes to looking your best, Beachbum Tanning does it better. Beachbum delivers advanced sun and spray tanning, luxury skincare, and an elevated salon experience designed around you. It's why so many guests trust Beachbum for flawless color and real confidence. And now Beachbum is expanding wellness services to many locations, with red light therapy and infrared sauna, with more on the way, recharge your body, refresh your skin, reset your day. Beachbum isn't just tanning. It's full spectrum wellness. Visit beachbum dot com to find a location near you Why should you listen to Armstrong and Ketdy on demand? boring A lot of news boring and tedious and depressing. It makes you angry. you don't want to live your life like that. Hey, I'm Jack Armstrong. He's Joeety,' Armstrong and getting. We try to bring you the truth and help you figure out this crazy modern world. I about something about a comedic tone. Listen to Armstrong, youeti on demand on the IiHart Radio app. Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Who's got that video of lunch yesterday, by the way? We all went to eat yesterday. We don't do that too much. Oh wow. And somebody had a video camera out, which I thought was a foul. Yeah what does that do? I thought it was funny We told him to great. He'll video something in a minute. Yeah. He that's our latest thing. But but what I've noticed, you know, we got in time how he hates that band, he's gott go see too. Did you really? Yeah.. you could't remember the girl's name The girl he's going on that date with something he doesn't want to do just because But I mean that'says he didn't lear him first. I think I think it speaks volumes of the young lady like I just got it that he Rick which exit was it you want the front that he wanted to go see. that he didn't want to go see this band, but he's going because of this girl. Yeah, which we all understand. Did he like so much you don't know her name. You hear me B?'veone I've gone to see ballet before. I ye I don't think it's I don't think we're telling any big secrets. I mean, all guys do. we always we do things for women that we wouldn't do. What's wrong with that, Adley 's right now Usually it's people I know their namees. What's wrong with that? o, well look, here's someone her name, Mler St. Yeah, what's the girl's name Just silence, silence because he don't know He don't own. They don't own name. He remember when we started writning the list? I don't Well, let me say these I just got a baby. Hey, honey, honey Living in a big old city Hey I. That was fun. That was fun. Well, yeah,. you know, and I don't know what it is every time we get together how many times have we eaten Asian food together? I mean, it seems to be we'll go Asian insect Well usually we do the hibachi yesterday, we did. Right I proposed a three week test, Th then we do it next week. By the way, I checked the Hibachi option and it was not available I saw the Now you see some people going in there. No I look there's nobody there's all the chairs are all stacked up in there's Three people went in there they were disappointing. I was clearly the Lemon Eaton champion though Yeah God even cl it off his food. He has ever seen anybody eat a lemon and chewse a peel of No the you can't make a face. That was the whole game. E without making a face. But wants to eat a lemon. you eat a pe. Let me tell you seventh point. If you want to see beautiful Asian people light up like a little light, you have us come walking in. because they know they' about they're about to go the bank. That's right. 'cause we' eat Man, we'll knock it. We'll say things too. We're real.. Yeah're Everybody likes being there. I think they enjoy us coming here. Chicken was awesome. You. We know you like chicken. every buddy. Look teriyaki. You like chicken? love it. But how about this? Adler I'm very concerned. Aie, give me that video afterfter yesterday too And again today you know Adler has this dog named Kevin talalking about dangerous pets. And you know, it's a mutt but I'm telling you, you can look at it. It's got a strand of pitbull. no yeah. He does is a pitbull mix. He was just in there saying that he's starting to notice that he that Kevin is starting to become a little rebellious And I said, I'm Sm telling you, I said, he doesn't see you as a threat. you're too small. I said that sag dog will take you out in that apartment I want to say a bigan The big it did bite him. The bigger Kevin guesss, he realized that like you say, he smaller Aller is. You know how a dogs always looking to see if he can be dominant. Oh yeah. yeah. And he's doesn he's got a little. so Aller so little he don't know Kein don't know who's domin. You know how they show domination? Yes, I do. I heard that Kevin ate the iron up. Is that right? Can you ate the what? Ee the iron the iron that you iron your clothes with. Why do you have shirt on thiss wrinkle beyond comprehension? Okay. Well we got a lot of topics going on. I normally I normally kind of sometimes wear kind of wrinkled shirts Ironing is not a priority in my life. I got other stuff other awesome stuff going on. G. So I don't take time for ironing. Anywways, so Buba got these shirts, I guess in the mail or something that were vacuum packed sealed And he thought it fit my style and And I thought What did it say on the back? So you're gonna to wear a mento shirt that is wrinkled dot out of the vacuum pack Get fresh with me is what it says on the back. That's awesome. That thing was a vacuum packed down to about the size of the deck of carss. It was amazing. I'm telling you need to rid this dog Well, I mean, I mean he's starting to test you. It really is. He's got little strand of H to deal with him.. I've got the solution. How about this? He's got a little strand of pit buull in him? Oh, he definitely does. Kevin is he's exhibiting just a little bit of rebelliousness. Well, he's a teenager. He's just a little bit of angst, you know, he resents his father as he how they show dominance I do. I don't know if I've seen Kvin pull out on him yet. That explains some of these bizarre stains I've seen. just wrinkled shirt. I found myself b. How does see he get them on the back of his shirt? He doesn't have. They know how they show dominance, right? Ricks oxygen deprived. He definitely Sibyg how move ight You don't lay down on the floor and take a nap. He doesn. He does. He explainays your hair. cle. How about this? Are you washing him, Jean, aren't you? Yeah, I washed him me was last night. No I take another look. Well Wh what's wrong with your hair He doesn't have strangees as he. It looks like someonein land on your head. No't realize what you're joking about right now. You're joking aboutrolrol. You're joking about my du. I get off my head.om.' getting doming dominant dominant, dominant. just that And you know you're no tr. Adler just scream. I'm not passed out and this ain't Christmas A J! Din I'll be living in a big old city Oh ye. Is this going to a safe place? E gonna be. But so tell us about your hot date you guys. The guysysn'. Well, we're talking about isn't that? That's ' hurt. Let me give you a little date and advice, notot that I have a lot. You do need to know her name. Okay you're right, R H Hey, you ain't gonna get it. Ss name. About an hour into it, she's gonna go He really don't know my name. He keeps saying. I'll remind myself beforehand. I'll just say it out loud a lot and then it'll be fresh on my mind. It'll be fine. I' d sol You you better solve this Kevin the dog issue too. I He said Dominant dominant dominant. That's so inappropriate. fl. He said he's having foul. He said he's having to take Kevin out of social situations into the other room to scold him. Yeah to get him away from other people. And you know what he said? He said, He keeps looking around like he's not paying attention. I said, you know why He doesn he. He doesn't have the ability to reise it. Great one more time You know what he's thinking Dominant dominantomin that's going on. That's not what he's going on. He doesn't, he's been taken care of. one, two dominant dominant. so just b so lad It's not a. Y'all real tellell me what to do. He doesn't have his boys. I'm concerned with the sc. He doesn't have his boys. Well that's what he's mad about.rab I'd kill you too I ra you tobot., but we're doing great. He's just going through a little bit of a rebellious kind of adolescent phase right now and working through it. d dumbing. Sometimes he gets grounded and dumbing dumb dum d. But I'm gonna say that I've set him up to succeed, and he's doing great. He's doing good. ucator by the way Hurry! Salmon salmon, salmon. Rick Buba, Rickin Buba Adler took up an old pastime. frankly, I thought you were no longer doing. and that pastime. What kind of name is? It is Dog doog surfing. Dog surfing whereere Adler takes his dog Kevin and the asphalt and the concrete are like sharks. Right. They can come up and take a bite out of it and they get you every time went back to the park and let Kevin run whileile he held his harness at you know, high speeds on a skateboard to much to the thrill of all who were there. Yall want to see a video of that real quick. go again seven in the equals. Yeah and at least we can see what he at this is what he does. I mean, we're flying. L He's so happy right there. He's got skin on his hand. So When you He went to try to stop this time and his plan for stopping. correct me if I'm wrong is to release the dog, then stand up on the skateboard come off of it. come to a stop. But what you did not think of is if you let Kevin go and he cuts in front of the skateboard before you can get up and get off of it, then it turns into a horrible spill. And it turns into basically smashed into a brick wall So about skateboard braes? because you know, they make those, you know, where you can you can or break Yeah or you know, just to how to kind of breakash it now. Yeah. Or don't you pop a wheely and drag the back and go this speed, I really think that would blade that would end worse. blge. I mean roller blades Yeah roller blades. You know, normal people can't do it. not when you're dog Roller blades would be good. That's what Caesar Milanda does the dog whisperver whver okay, buddy? I think what kind it's not near mo You've took pain pills, a't? It's not near as cool. Have you ever let Kevin on the board and you drag him Think about it. Well, that would no, that wouldd be kind of weird. You talking about people look at you. Yeah. I don't think you can pass judgement what on weird I'm sorry. I didn't realize that'd be weird. It'd kind of weird. I s there with rarapping tape on your head. I'm gonna try one of these moments and sometimes they can they can hurt, but on the other side there's actually healing. Yeah. Your age again twenty seven At twenty seven. Ye years of eight. Listen, at twenty seven My father was in his third year. Yeah It wasn't as a head football coach. of a major school two children and married Things are different now. people twenty sevenre you're on the skateboard being drugged being drugged by dogs Okay Rick, my dad had already been sh halfway around the world, fought four years against the Empire of the Rising suun, come back, finished his high school education, and was married. Right I did best buddies in college, so y'all back off. Right. So he tried to inch his nose got through that.. I'm concerned about his right. Tell us about the crash. I looks broke. swollen. It looksro about twice as big as the other ones. I think's broke. I. to get that check. Okay, I need to ice it. So all right, so Kevin, Kevin cuts me off. He's got a little gash on the back of his leg. He'll be fine. He'll be licking it for about three days. he Let him lick your wounds. He can run. He's not limping or anything like that. I was concerned about his bones ones are fine. so that's good. Yeah, he'll bey to Y'all, I I fly through the air and I'm already thinking about How bad my hands are going to be hurting for weeks and weeks. Like I've already had that thought. I haven't hit the ground yet. and I'm just like, this is going to hurt so bad and I'm just gonna be this is gonna this sucks That's what I'm thinking in the air I hit the ground and there's remember, I'm in the gauntlet, so there's like fences with dogs going crazy. like there's a German shhepherd on this side and a bunch of like mean old tiny dogs, but they're real loud and real mean. So they're all barking at me and I' just I'm just like know I'm just like you making that noise? My hands are bleeding so much. My life is a living He ask Kevin, what's he doing? Kevin's like Kevin's just slightly Uncomfortable. You know why he does not have the ability to reason what just happened. This is awkward. I'm like, Yeahah, buddy. Just like he wouldn't realize that his life was a loser if he didn't skateboard. I looked down and I realized that my Cotl region, I guess you Hey, buddy. Never heard it called that. Hurtts Cotch hurt that region hurts? Yes, you know why? Wh? BeCacause I landed not only on my hands but also on my stomach and my belt buckle. Oh no jabbed. D to show you what to do about that?abbed to the ground? No, Greg, No we didn't. Y'all, my belt busted belt busted off of me It's a leather and metal belt. E it's just bust. Le did you you rolling gas right here something. roll Did you roll other skin? I don't have a belt on, so it's sl you access. Yeah You got tape on it No, I don't Justting it Just letting it breathe, Greg, just letting it breathe. Y'all he's aw. You need to get him. You need to have a full blown m. Of my life or Well that too, but Wh there two seven is a little strong to still be skateboarding with dogs. Y'all possibly broken wrist with nerve damage. Friday was so great Youn't nerve down Fr. Have you se seeen how he's holding his hands? Yall's ta, buddy. I he can't move his hands because he's got pagking tape No Iag could take Y'all, It's not near as flexible as nig just. No, no, no, but I figured it's clear so nobody would even knowice. Who would notice that? would noticeaddy good Maybe that glaze look you had in your eye was Did you do you have everything properly cleaned? Did didn't sleep good last. He came around the corner this morning And I was like, what it happened again Yeah it about January I busted wrist. Are we done with this? see your wrist too What I'm gonna to do I'm go wrist Seriously all. how do we tell if a wrist is broken? Beuse you know anck right? Yeah. ankle' broken, if you fire radiation to it, look at the bone. If you smash on your heel then and it doesn't hurt, then you know your ankle' is not broken. It's just finger if you feel it I don't know that I'd like speedy exam. Tip your finger. So you're saying you will get back on the skateboard cabity. I will, I will. Why? It's broke right there.. Is it on the inside part? Good buddy. Wh O outside. So That's a metacarpal because it's on your hand. Metacarpal. So my third metacpal Awesome Anyway, so now you right fore arms strer than your left Is that just becausecause you're right handed or or got circulation cut off with that tape? this story You probably more damage or that tape. You know, when you' the next time when you get healed and you have some your arms like papa Wow, you guys ready be working out. love that. You need you need to even out the weight on the other side. Y'all I'm just gonna not say anything You're definitely right one arm and pull up. He's definitely right here.. J'm just gonna let this keep going 'cause this is in fact funny, but I don't particularly care for the jokes, but it is funny, y'all keep going right It is though, straight up, it is Iware because it's broken. Nothing else is the reason. Settle down there, sailor man. Oh my batter. You need to go get it too. My blood pressure is throughrew to through. So Did you call all that one word blood press I'm afraid of Adler popy that makes me weepy. What you bab m canan I borrow a dollar for a hamburger? So the first day y'all, I didn't have any bandages in my house, so I just took paper towels and. that st' trying to move on. All of' trying to remember Bother thought that whippy's famous line is can I borrow a dollar for a hamburger? It is something It was I would glad' pay you Tuesday for. I that. You give me a dollar for a hamburger, hold a dollar. That was my version of it We just got ser to the point. Yeah. But anyways. So what what do you do now? We have cuts? We have. Yeah, see what you guys think of my injuries. go seven and go seven. go! Look at that one over there. Oh my God.. You got a today day? How you gonna get by? Wow, we We should have alerted Everybody got the watch Yes. Are those are those Adler's injuries or the hands of zombies That' terrible. a weon.. I was flying. I was like I said, I was going fast. Now what about just pulling back on to make him slow down. I'm that slows you. No, no, no, no, no. When I pull back on him, you swing forward. He thinks Oh it's go time. It's Oh. Oh now we're really going to. how he does it? Yes. Can reallyntil he gets tired. Can I state the obvious Can I state the obvious? I know it feels weird. I need ris guards No canot state the obvious if most people sock if they're going out if they're going out on a board to do anything beyond just let me push down the driveway. Held. They put on the equipment that goes with that protects your hands and your arms and your knees Why would you not simply put that stuff on? I'm gonna start wearing. I used to have a motorcycle and that's probably why I keep doing this because, you know, just the thrill of being free and the wind through your hair and all that stuff Ladies checking out all the p You gota l laying on you're takingen Ebody. Well it doesn't you can look at the menu if not even if you're on a diet, spepeedy, everybody knows that If you had been spending more time with your girlfriend and less time with a dog, than you, R. You wouldn't be injured right now. I'm just gonna straight up start just wearing 'causeuse I still gott be heartbreak if he keeps giving that speech he just gave That was a joke, baby. I love you, sweetie. That was a joke. I've still got all my riding gear, I've got my gloves, my jacket, my helmet, my buttless chaps. I'm gonna wear those. It's gonna be awesome. I'm gonna look cool. Where's something under them. two things, Rick. First of all, Todily you need to get x ray on that right hand and let him check out that forearm, too. P little ice on. But look, I'm fine. But no, no, it's the finger part. it's right above, it's right There's not a whole.'t that. don't do that. There's not whole lot they can do about it. That doesn't hurt you bad. What hurts is squeezing sureure. Yeah Thisqueez. Well, that's ' your forearm's so big Right there. R there. You might have broke your forem right there. And there's no circulation where you've wrapped your L you've had several I think that's the whole problem. Yeah I don't know that any not one person in the medical field would say wrap the hand that way. Not one. Not in packing T. There's a doctor's office right here. There'ar. Nobbody can see it. There's an X ray machine just on the other side of that It may be causing swelling and could have blood clot issues. You almost blood. What is he talking about you don't want it to be too tight. Yeah, you don't want that. Lady, everybody knows that..ybody needs any hamburger meat? I've got plenty of it. My hands look like hamburger meat. That's good. Good job, man. Hey thanks, man. Rickin Buba, Rickking Buba When it comes to looking your best, Beachbum tanning does it better. 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A we have a picture if you could I don't know how you could do that. We finally got a picture of the girl that you voted for Obama over Have you seen it in? I saw it. That's not her. That's a girl with a hoo hoop and armpit hair. That is not my ex girlfriend. That's her. Oh, they all have armpit hair. Is anyone to get thatt G? A bow M better legs were little spike. I'm gonna to kick you in the face. I got right now. Based on right now. I want to go back and point out. I did invite you to lunch last week. I'm trying to be your f That's Ebody lagh. Yeah. Everybody else had left. That doesn't matter. That doesn't matter. I could still just blown right by You were I' gonna have just blown right by. You're right at one time So I can't ask him if he's the only one here because that way it doesn't mean if. Well, no, what I'm saying is J you asked that guy that was walking by on your way out. I didn't ask anybody Alvin. Once Alvin was tied up ask guy Roger off, what's that? What I'm saying is he's moved from not even a consideration to your fourth or fifth consideration. That's really a move I asked him I saw him in there work and I thought, you know, he needs a break and he declined the offer so. Buba, you were going on a date with Betty. I would have had rid a tricycle. I would have been such a third wheel. I would have had to have riddvenen a tricycle. Hey O baby one their oldest son. We werere just going to lunch. look, look, here's me, Sherry and Adler I would have eaten cheese biscies y'all would have been like canoodling or something and And I would' have been like, Well, this is weird So tell us what don't worry, it won't happen again. just look at that face line. There it is. Mer don' sweatated it wasn't gonna to happen again anyway. Doors is closed, my friend. Wall is up As I used to' something I used to say Ad's ods everybody else being goingone again anyway? Right. There you go, There you go. All right, so this is what happened to me in my wrist. I've actually got video of it if you want to check it out. Yeah L look seriously's awesome uisere's my dog, Kevin. Look at his face. It's Making it happen. See, I was not wearing safety gear at that time. And I did it for many many years or a year and a half. How you can milk this? This was we've already talked. So said me just let me me I know by now, he could have grew another hand. Okay, so look, look look I did it for a year and a half and I fell a couple of times. but all that happened was I skinned up my skin and I'm like a tough guy. so I don't really care. So I never learned my lesson This last time around. I wasn't scared while flying through the air. So I was just like, man concrete. I'll have stand up hands, no big deal So I didn't really try to cushion my fall. I took all my weight mostly on my right hand. It still in That shattered I hate everything and everyone perect. Thank you for not laughing. let me ask you this. So I shattered some bones in hand so I lunch in my hands. Can I get to this I watch you around the office, okay. If you had a hand that was that hurt I don't even notice it. You do You you just in there, I'm really tough person. Are you toughy, Greg? Oh, you might not can do pushups but don't do push ups. Yeah there are some things I can't do. You ra healthca supp high. There Wow. So you're gonna put the entire. I got little my little hand hurts.t insurance seenty five tim. That's almost seventy five. You It seventy my time, Greg He's a doctor's dream Oh, here comes that guy think he's hurt again. I'm gonna to charge him a night. I will show you the bone fragment. I' to give you bone fragment. That'd be another coach. neary surgery. Rick, this is what I don't understand. Like he's right. He hurt. he got he got a brace to put on his wrist. He wore it for about three days. I never seen him wearing it. I wore it for a month and I wore for a month and a half. I know you know drummers. you are one You think he's quit drumming over this? No. No Yes I have I he drum them against a drumstick. about money. Think about all the things I do to make money. I run cameras, I play guitar, I play drums none of that I switch and all that It hurts all the time. It must not hurt. Why would I not surgery? If you' gonna have arthritis for the rest of my life that.ee see what it happens to? This iss what it feels like to talk to you by the way.. And then there's a crye baby sam. but it's not everything. If you hate surgery, I I hate this show, I hate this job. I hate Gg Burges and my hand hurts ' because I'm banging on Itsy. See. you agree if he needs surgery, I'll be open with one hand leg go out or one arm open the door. Oh my Godd, he's in there trying to switch with one arm. He looks no different. You're not hurt. Great fun. Sook it up. Come on. G. like' just g little baby. You can't say that. That was no That would be teat. That's what they give little they used to make it up for the little baby to cry. That's right.. You want me get you that little baby a soft drink bottle? You can chill it like she's chewing on it backice. You're fine. You're not hurt I watch it. You are not hindered at all. Greg, that's not true. Thanks for running up healthcare. Thankks But Adler, this is a legitimate question. I believe you that it's hurard I know the wrist is complicated, but why don't you put where the brace if it's hurting And help it heal. The dock You moving it around to not helping it heal. Well, I did wear a brace for four weeks. I'm tired to my follow up surgery. Yes. now it's to the point where the brace kind of hurts my head hold in a weird thing. guys, He he didn't wear a brace at first he wore some glove that you're supposed to wear when you ride a skatebard. That wouldn't have a brace. Remember? For a week, I went with that because and I was icing it all the time, Greg, I broke bones in my hand. R I'll go with this. When it' the surgery. So there's bone fragments that are loose in there. I have to call to find out how much my insurance. I have to call to find out today I went got an x ray. say I guarantee you this, if you went and x rayed my wrist and hand and in your head and yours, they would look the same I mean, I mean, I mean, but here's all I got b f works massive hands. Yeah. I mean, really really That bomb right there barely even works ate I'm twenty seven You are fifty nine, eighty two. How old are you? I'm forty nine but I'd like to be able to use my good. You got it backwards. You shouldn't be you're twenty seven. You let this bother you? Gight like an old man, get his sweater and put it on. G At forty nine, you shouldt have surgery're not twenty seven. Exactly, he's got it backwards. Greg. When I was twenty seven, I was inestruct goh. And I think pretty much still areing. Yeah. When I was twenty seven, I was oning to by car and didn't he mess up the night? No, I just tell you what we were doing you next? What were are you doing, Greg? What were you doing? Gallet? Okay. Running with the dogs. But it Hey, we might have been running with the dogs, but they weren't one pulling us on a skateboard. So other things. If you're gonna have an injury, don't have an injury getting pulled by your dogs sk. Kids listen to your parents when they tell you to wear protective gear. I will be., Whoever thought letting a dog run wild with me being attached to it would be a bad thing. Skateboards don't have breaks. It's the greatest thing in the world when it works out, but when it doesn't work out, it's really sad. let's go back to twenty se Let go back to twenty seven. Th.s talk about you on a skateboard at twenty seven. Let's talk about that You're not Tony Haulk. Yeah. Ham That's the best one Hammph said If you're not Tony Hak you can'tide a skateboard. Well, it's one of the few in my life. It's one of the few joys in my life, Greg, so I'll just let you know that. looks like you're having a ball. I was dble by my wrist. You can't even you can't even grip anymore I mean, look at theoy, think about this. you're riding a board that has wheels on it with no brakes. No, no braes atttached to. It's thin as it can be and you're attached to a tame wolf. believe it. It' digging. It is a wolf digging. Kein can pull meig. Kevin can pull me at over twenty miles hour I'm calling it We were going about that way. Okay. Look at that face. end up know broke And here's the next one.ere's the big here's the next biggest problem. Okaykay, Adler after the surgery. Okay, because then we got to go through all that So after the surgery, here he is. he's sitting around and he's and he's in mixed company. Oh, Chris, what happened to your to your wrist? Now you could be someone who gets to say something like this was in Afghanistan and they had they had his pin down. And one of my guys got shot. he didn't kill him think the Lord be was injured. I had to carry him to the humvee and as I was carrying him, I bent my wrist at a bad angle putting him in the humvee And and now I've had have surgery. Hey pllantar fasciatist.y plantar fasciatist. You know what you get to say Well, I was skateboarding being pulled by my dog. He's a very high energy dog and it wears him out. It's a great exercise for him. It gets him a job. I get to cruise around looking awesome. You gets him a job. That that what you say? Yeah, yeah, it's good for your dog to have a job. said Everyone that knows anything about canine. Did they interview a dog? Did they sit down? D they sit down with a dog and say He ain't got a job, he ain't paying tax They don't wear pants when he goes. it's good for your good. If you don't have to wear pants at your office, that ain't a job. man. The good news if you sign him up, he You're not wearing pants right now. You are now wearing pants. They're shorts. right They're still paying. But now there's a dog like, we we bring a dog and said, I want to ask you few things You know, I mean, it's like, you have a job I got a plan. I got a planith feeding Kevin for three days, he'd find a new home. or e you kill kill me my slei your sleep. rip out my jugular in sleep.. D definitely a sn. I know. Mr. Bo J jangle.ot a plan though for the future, you guys. I've got Aler has a snake. Some old motorcycle I will be the guy in my neighborhood.ere's the motorcycle gear? I've got some chack afterfter you get your cast off. Got a leatheright. Leather jack. forget the surgery. you ain't got the moneyor for that play throughrough it I've going to have surgery you know what you' gonna get You know what you get. You know what you're gonna get a big bill. I've been putting it off for long. H'sere's what's come to your house Here's whats come to your house.'s gonna be something for your insurance company. It's going to say, your surgery costs this. We paay that. you owe this. That's what's coming. I'm aware of that. Also play through it to get the initial Hey, by the way everyse payment. Hey everybody listen to Everybody listen to this. I didn't think about that angle. When I went for them to followllow fracture When I went for them to follow up on my fracture, they coded it in my insurance as a surgery already. so technically I've already paid to have a sur surgery. But you didn't no surgery. I'm telling you how a system work. That ain't.uch a mouth. That's why you're not gonna cost y'all any money 'use none of y'all pay my insurance. I'm the one playlay through it. Play through it Get rid of your doll and then pay your bill. I think it would have all been better if you hadd just gone to lunch for me the other day. Play through it. I hate everyone at this table, including myself. That y'all, especially. Boba calls her name eight six. He, you guys w go to lunch. 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Listen to Armstrong Yuetti on demand on the iHart Radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. So we're doing a story with Edie Van Adler You he's now married man and he was telling us a couple of gaps that he had this past weekend When last we left him going to the break and we'll get the update. he and his wife have Three animals. They have Franklin the dog. they have Kevin the dog Moulder, is that the cat's name Uh and and so so he he was in a situation where one of the dogs had a tick on it and he remembered and he has a fear of ticks But he remembered us talking about the way to get a tick offff properly from a human By the way, don't me repeat that again from a human would be to burn the tick with a match you just put out or something height but you When went to the break, it sounded like you were telling me that you were about to enact that strategy with a dog Yes I's going to try to do that basic that basic framework of a strategy. yes I was going to try to do. And like we said, Franklin is a basset hound and that is your wife's dog. let's not miss that. Sure. That's the dog she brought into the marriage. That's her That's her beloved Franklin. looves that dog. looves it more than me. And now has a tick on it and you're thinking something Is this the first time Franklin's ever had a tick? This is the first time I've ever to deal with a tick on a dog? I can't believe that. I know. I bet I've pulled off ten million ticks off. ten million. That's a big number That' a huge number Over one hundred thousand. Over one hundred thousand I was years old, I've been pulling ticks off since I was like four. That's two m. That's a pile bigger than Greg. So you're not experienced with ticks on dogs and you move in for a strategy that you thought you heard us talking about. Yeah. But I want to remind you again, that was for humans. For people. Yeah, who do not have fur all over the them Sure go ahead. Oh no. And Franklin's a very expressive dog. Like when he sits down You know it. He's like It makes a lot of noise. Yeah. Re expressive, you know, really stupid, really, really dumb. And a bit dramatic. And very dramatic. Okay. He's got German Shepherd head. German Shepherd head. Rasset hound, ears and feet. Okay. So his my God. His leg's really, really short. Oh my gos. But his body's really long. That's really a bizarre looking an. He's a weird looking dog He's just a pitiful poor poor pitiful. Your wife must be sleeping. She I think she might be. go ahead Smmer teach shirt. Marry you'd have to pick five ticks off a day for your entire. Thank you. Thank you. Be some days like when we had a bunch of hunting dogs, N be tim. I mean dogs That's a lot of ticks. Yeah Ghe. So Can their ears out. They getting her ears? She She feels the tick to initiate it. And you pretended you couldn't find it. I. And I pretend I couldn't find it. I'm like, I'll hold his head. you find it again. And you screaming like A or was this mean She She's starting to freak out a little bit and I'm'm I'm playing it cool on the outside, but on the inside, I'm very freaked out, very gross up I' just be straight. you gott to be the man. I gotta be the guy hard body. you know, that's what I am. Thank you. And so ye, that's you. And so I pinch up the skin and I'm getting I'm getting more comfortable with it. I'm like touching, you know, near it, but I can't touch it yet but I'm getting close to it. I'm pitching up the skin and I'm getting her to shine a light on it and evidently she didn't have to do that very much growing up because there is a skill to shining flashlights when you you know what I'm saying? Yeah yeah. Yeah. I know I know moving around. You got to get You got to get it an angle that it lightcks it up when you're going in right work. It's got to be, you know I know that's a job that that dads will give their kids sometimes just as like a throwway job. It's important It's an important job. I mention So I'm like, all ' them all over And we're in the kitchen, we're in the kitchen. so I just pull open the junk drawer right there and I find one of those candle lighters. Oh no that you cl clicking one. Yeah. I love the clicking one. And this is the one that doesn't it's not like a normal flame that like kind of like just, you know, would bow upward. It's more of like the It's the when it flows a h isor pressure It's a tor tiny torch. It is. I use that to burn bg. Dogs love fire too. And I grab it And I don't know who freaked out much you didn't try. Aaron or or Franklin I don't know who freaked out more You remember he was he him? Aaron's like, Don't do this now. I'm like, look it's cool It's cool.'s c.'ming to I'm trying to be cool And I hold I'm holding Franklin. I'm trying to get the because this thing is like deep in there. heard it. It wasn't like laying flat. It was like it was like me it was in my head It was deep in there. It was like if you had a piece of pizza like halfway slammed into the ground or' dog a piece of pizza halfway slammed into the ground or an entire pizza. What anire piece Let me say this again Why waste pizz on this? That was a bad example. Let me try this again. Don't do this to Starving kids in the world. You are now. I want to be sure I have this right. At no time did a red flag off, you' approaching a fur covered animal with a torch. And you're going to put the torch on tiny little dot of a tick inside the animal's went off. Okay I had no red flag ever went off. I had the foodie bot. I had the I had the first I had the first split a little bit. And so I try to go in it one on one pass with this thing You know, And a few hairs curl up And I'm like, okay, this is going okay. I'm just trying to get It's going okay I thought I was here at that point At that point, I thought it was going okay. Who's holding the hair apart again? I'm holding the hair apart and I've got my leg kind of wrapped around his head and then my arm pit is kind of holding his body over one tick and Aaron's holding the flash like freaking out the whole time. And I come in And I got little more hair curls up just a little bit and I'm like, all right, this is going good. I'm really just trying to sizzle this tick just a little bit to get him let go because he was deep in there guys.. We're talking Morgan Freeman deep impact, y'all. And so and I'm like, all right, this is going okay. I mean, it smells like burning hair a little bit in the kitchen. you think that means it's going okay? That' part. The hair is burning and I think it's going okay. I almost got this tick. I've almost got this tick And y'all, and Aron' freaking out. She's like, everyvery time I closeer, like you stop? I'm like, It's okay.' on stop I' on this. I'm on this. I'm an expert with this story. And y'all, it was like something happened Yeah, you burnt the dog. I went in for one more. I got eager You got enough. I got I got eager I went in And the next thing I know There is a spot hed up About as big as a softball. What? Franklin's just on fire Oh go. I bet that take le go Y'all, there's a y'all gracious. Yall The dog is on fire. My ya. Y'all, it was like, what Like was it? And there was a moment there where I tried not to panic. So I kind of just watched it. And like Aaron's looking at me. Franklin's looking at me. Franklin's looking at me just like, Hey, budy you w to do something about this And y'all, I just gave it like a start spanking Franklin stamped out the f burned spot Yeah. stamped out the fire And the tick was still holding on. At that point I'm like all right, I just gotta go in so I went in with tweezers and just like whichich might have been maybe sh in one the first time. You know, tweezers versus flamethrower on a fur covered animal. alive. just seems to a better way to go. bigiggest ordeal I've ever heard over a tid. Aar O a dog. The kitchen smelled so bad like burnt hair. Oh, this was inside. Aar Yeah, we're inside Wh the dogs live And Erin's like, why do what do you do? said Fank? Everything's cool, that worked well. I thought that worked well. I'm like trying to play it off. No fe a broke friend ran from them on fire. I'm beginning to understand her trip out west. Yeah. A you all separated? making sense. But here's mean, I sleep on the couch, but that's normal, right Everybody All y'all sleep on the couch too, right?ure. Let me go back to this. What If you could have kept your composure, which one the dog wass on fire, it's hard to. Yes. Okay. If you could have said, Okaykay, good, I've cleared out of a spot now let me get it off. Yeah. You what I mean? like that's what I tried to do that. Caring out the forest. I tri. Hey, I burned the underbrush. Let me get twazzers now. I tried to play it off as like Yeah, that went exactly how I meant. That's what I meant today. Dog was on fire for a second. No big whp Everybody come down y'all It's like that meme where the dog is sitting in the house and the house is on fire and the dog's just like, everything is fine except. I was dog and the house that was on fire was an actual dog, Franklin. R. Let me ask you this and this is what breaks you heart when domesticated dogs because they're so trusting Did he give you a look like I guess I guess you know what you're doing? He It was that hur right up until he burn. I bet you will get close to him now.. Yeah And y'all, it was like everything was cool. Hir's curling. I mean, hair is curling, but it's not catching. Nothing's catching. Yeah, but that's a sign that it will catch T like it was like somebody dropped a match on a pile of gasoline or something. It was just like How long was Franklin Lash fire? Franklin was on fire for One Mississippi two that long. Then you got him out I Okay, Okay good, we can get the tick now, baby. I know exactly what I'm doing You open flame on a dog. Youot it under control. Yep that's clear now. Yeah. now going.ush is clear. Oh good thing, I did that. No pulling back the hair. I was on fire for a minute or two Probably sa saf as a hundred bucks at deand. right. Who wants a hot dog? All right. smells like burnt hair in here, my favorite. We'll be back for the Rick and Buba show coming at fifteen minutes to the top of the hour Rickking Baba, Rickin Baba. In the break, the guys were saying that they've talked about this woman Who gallops like a horse. Yeah And they got that And they said that Adler said that at one time in his life that he wanted to be a dog just for a day As a kid. Yeah ye And he lived as a dog for one day including on all fours, includluding his mom feeding him out of a A dog ball? Yeah. That's what he told us. And he got in trouble for TTN on the roug. He took a newspaper out and wore up. And here he comes. Here he comes. you brought this up. We did. Yeah. So you re brought it up re brought it. You docked yourself.ick off that. Kick off our a little more freedom here. Is real. You did this I did. I'm not proud of it. I don't think it's cool now. I thought it was cool then. I thought it was pretty pretty stinkking cool back then. So not now. Let's go back and set the stage. Tell me exactly what qu to your mom and said what? But you were a senior in high school. I was a sophomore, dreg Did it right five or six years old.. And I spent the day as a dog us tellell us what you said to your mom. I want to be a dog for a day. And your mom didn't say, don't ever bring that up again. Let's dumb. go outside and play. And I asked for my food right next to the cat. We had a cat named Purr. Wait a minute, you left that party. And so it's getting better. I just hung out with Purr all day And my dad I thought you'd lost your mind and So you ate off the floor. My mom just she' like, all right If the kids toat off the floor,'ll let ' him, you know. You pe on trees. I hate to go back to what I said earlier. I could understand this if you were like Brady Kid number four R. You're kid number two. Yeah Yeah. I mean it's shocking that she she was so She was so overwhelmed already. just give in to your question. I remember when she screamed, just go outside and be like other kids Yeah. She blames herself. Oh like other boys, right She blames herself. He was hanging out with her. That was her crying out. I'm sorry, Chis So you ate out of a dog ball all day. I I spent a lot of time on all fours as a child and I''m not proud of that. not saying it was cool or anything like that, but like You know, around the house I would run around like a horse you were like a lion or a cheetah. I probably more envisioned myself as more like a cheetah, like a cat, you know, like big big cat animal get eat out of the bowl How much time? Let's just say hard Other otherther than going up and down steps R to your kid. For the time from the time that you were aware of your being I meaning I'm now moving. I'm mobile to say ten. How much of that time did you spend on all fours? I would say twenty five percent of it. Oh my gosh.. I used to run laps around my house inside the house until my older brother shut one of the hallway doors on me and I didn't know it. and you can't really see it's good because your head is down. Yeah was smashed into it at full speed I out of my ss how well. Is that the end of all fours? It was a weird time, guys. We don't have to talk about it though if we don't want to. Have you ever talked about this until now? Iven't No, haven't talked now. This doesn't come up now, it didn't come up on. So your watch didn't about this. It'st explains why he's go for the teen wolf, look. It does. And his posture. Yeah. Maybe that explains a lot. Oh wow. Oh, ye He spent too much time on all workking. And I understand your mom. Y mom was like, Look, he's not bothering me what would you put a b on the ground? That's another another place setting It have to put out Let P worry about. So I mean, because I don't want you to leave anything out, you know how I am. I mean I want to be there. Yeah. was it just I mean, like, so It was weird. Yeahah, Speedy. No, but I mean, like like in the shower, would you stand up? Yes. Yeah. Yeah that's a good that is a valid Y, I I would stand restroom. how did you go out It was more just like when I was sometimes running P place to another. Sometimes running from one place to another