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We were talking about American Idol. you were discussing the male favorite Casey James. Yeah. Now Gre claims he's going to walk away with a win.lared win. He has win very popular and he is a good singer. He doesn't have I think Gre stage presence because he's bashful. But listen about the people are voting though, and you know who votes? Oh look, he's the girls are going to love him. He's kind of He really we've not had that look. He's kind of the cross between doultery and Bobos. I know now Greg just made a point Bob agreed and I agree Remember who votes and then I looked over and realized that a bunch of pret teen girls voted last night and so did Helms James Here's the thing Casey James is my favorite, but I didn' vote for him last night Why not? But S, this is what's funny is I'm strategically thinking about this. He didn't need my vote last night, but there was another guy that I want to see stick around so I voted for him. Did you vote for the guy that looks like he works at the oil change place? He didn No offense to the oil change place I missed tattoo neck. the guy followed him. Greg calls him tattoo neck No No Andrew Garciaas here you're talking about. He's good. Andrew Andreon Apoo Garcia. D't he play for the As? say don't watch. No I say good for the wise. You voted on American I I did. I texted my vote last night. Why wearing that shirt Oh boy Hot we have the congratulations to Let's listen to. what's his name? Casey James. Casey James Did't drive a train? becausecause Buba says he's got a weird thing. He hit home run to win the game. Bubba sayss got said he's got a weird thing in his voice that'm I'm trying to pick up on. Listen to his Bob Ro. Wh did you going? Iready heard it. We h soow. S so right For good to come alone. Its like you're sitting on a washing machine. Yeah. Noere. Now our dreams are coming true the good times the bare. Nowt touch a good boy.' be standing back . Great, when he holds a note,. I had to h you didy G. You did hear it though, right? It's the first D standing back I think he's a little nervous. Well, that's what I was saying he was nervous. I too by the way. How do you say that A Cara? Greg, you've turned into mea. I not listen to my angle. I saying that I'm going oo, he should win because I love him so much. I'm saying I've watched this show. I know what the public wants and then who vote for this show besides him. was that That's Greg No. I think Greg's voted and he didn watch and see if if he don't win, he's talked to And if I agree. I agree. But just based on the past on who his one Somebody asked Edie Van Adler. I mean, his parents are like music ibr I can't say it. Vibrato. Is it Vibrato? How do you say it Eddie Man? you go Yeah. He's giving you the nine saying, Yeahah, you're vibrato. Vibrato I'm playing sign That is so v. I think I think he's voted I'm just tell I think from a business music business standpoint, if I went, okay, who can we make a star out of this bunch? There is. I even voted too early and got the text back that hey, it doesn't open for an hour. Calm down Oh really? Yeah. Ham quick talk. Turn his mic off. you make you just fire. You just won round two. I mean, don't take it down. Right. I mean I mean, don't take it down. And this also goes back to tattooames Let's go bys' name. Tattoo neck. mean That isim Brewer. Jim B Brew. Tattoo neck is probably more talented. Welcome to Rick Bet. That is not as marketable Iagree Yeah And that's what this is about. go boy. you gott to work at it. You gott to stop it normal and then just break it out. Thatsro. I thought we had a goat boy drop and I we it in. Jim B or a goat boy.. Goat boy iss not giving me anything Try Jim Brewer. There it is, I found it Yeah is go. You were listening go go. You were listening to the rick and the And The two sexiest fatmen alive. Rve on the radio. Keeping. Yeah. Rick, I got all that.s. I want him singing with that, J just hold this whole. Yeah, we got the drop in him the m. you remember when I first saw Goboy, Iked lost him. H, what do you think about the guy that looks like a seventies singer? Yeah, ch. He's gota ch. Go boy.. got G boy here. it works when stops No good times in the b good times in right to everybody. This is this one. No good times in is wor. G boy. But I so Y'all are hearing what I heard This is the worst one right here S. compompared to the other guys though, he was probably one of the best bys. Let me tell you one thing, this is where he's lacking his stage presence that's where Bob Bos was so good lacking stage presence. L he's sitting down for. Not he look good On the lat he started out Hams, let me tell you what would have brought the house down Cu He's sitting there doing that Brian Adams song. you know, the last verse kicks up. It really picks up. Yeah He should have got up and just kicked that stand over, went right over and sung to Carol. That' were doing that. How cool it would be if a te the w from down from the ro went Good times in the bag.ack goat boy ad. Greg likes him. I I I didn't say I liked him. I disliked him. I was sitting at home. I think you ride your bicycle with. I told Betty. I said, Did did you hear that? She goes not I hear anything? I think he's doing. I heard it I heard. I said,, no, no. I said, There's something in there. Something's wrong What what I'm talking about though, bdy, Bety didn't hear. it right over. Tell me about how funine it. And female ears didn't hear. I didn't. he I't my mind did not hear. I don't think mine even knew. Rick. It's a ghat. a It's a goat. 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Well, Rick, you know, the liberals, they they just they can never wait to tie together two or three good causes. Have you ever noticed all for the betterment of you and I? ples who have more than two children are being irresponsible by creating an unbearable burden on the environment According to the government's green advisor. Now this comes out of We've got a out of the Eag I guess. We've got a green advisor Jonathan Port who chairs the Government Sustainable Development Commission Now that's got to be a great business card. Don't know that's a fun meeting to go to? I'm a member of the Sustainable Development Commission. You know what you need to do? getet out and hike up a mountain today. Goodin? You know what Just what a moron that guy is I could already tell you, I bet he is as fun to talk to as a rusty can Don't you know Thanksgiving his house is fun. Oh, he probably doesn't give thanks. He's too smart for that. No sure. Can you imagine me walking now Where are we going? We got to go conferenceom now Now listen to.'s going on in here? Listen to this We got a speaker who's speaking Somebody from the Sustainable Development Commission, Oh my God I mean, I mean I would be like look That's where I'd look for a window. Take me out right now. I quit this job. And it's probably hot and stuffy in there too, Rick. Now listen to this. he said curbing population growth through contraception and abortion must be at the heart of policies to fight global warming So now they've tied that all of that into the global warming fight hilarious. I mean, it's sad, but it's just so predictable on their part. You know pass out I can tell' going pass out. Can I tell you what, this is a level I may not be able to take I mean, you know, some of it I've been able to even get angry, but I go to the point where I'm angry and then I kind of cool off. Yeah This may push me. No really? I mean, I'm worried about how I'm about to respond Rick, he says political leaders and green campaigners should stop dodging the issue of environmental harm caused by the expanding population A report by the commission will be published next month It says that government must reduce population growth through better family planning. He says, I'm unapologetic about asking people to connect up with their connect up their own responsibility for their total environmental footprint and how they decide to procreate and how many children they think are appropriate L can I just tell Jonathan Por it the hot air he's putting out alone is much more than my family will ever contribute to global warming and all the stupid meetings he goes to and the reams of paper he turns out with this garbage on it. If he were a dog, I would take him to the vet today and have him put down. Sure, sure I, what an idiot. Guys, I'm unappologetic for how idiot I think he is says I I think he I can't even render my, you know Hey I can't even pull out this new spiritual growth and be and be okay with this. You know what I mean? I can't even tap into that. I mean, listen to this. I think this is one of those kind of people that I would get a pass on just completely removing from from from the tra. I mean, I'm not told that I would do that. I'm just saying. I might hope I might pray that God struck him down Rick after he's prayed to receive Christ. But I'm talking about, but man, Because you don't want him be kind of you don't want to go back to this. if you know what I mean? I'd like to be someone this kindy get to salved secity and he's killed instantly. so he doesn't have. What's wrong with that? That's a happy thought. Okay. All right. There's nothing mean about that. Happy thought. There's nothing mean about that. That's the ultimate. Welcome to the Fllowship, brother. Yeahep bus going back over him. That's right man. M Now listen to this, the optimum trust. I'm sorry, this is so funny. I can't read it. The optimum population trust is a campaign group of which Portit is a patron. No joke says each baby born in Britain will during his or her lifetime burn carbon roughly equivalent to Two and a half acres of old growth oak woodland An area the size of a popular square in Britain I can't you know what? I can't take it in. This is such a level of lunacy. I can't even I don't know what to do with it.. My mind won't accept it. I know what you're saying my sense can't deal with it. I'm pushing it. I'm rejecting it. I'm thinking about other things. Rick, I'm going to say it it borderlines on us needing to go to war I mean now this is't this is in Britain W the ship. This is this is in Britain. Now keep in mind You know, if you want to see where we're headed, just look out ahead of us. Oh, yeah, I mean, you know, Eastern Europe is a future. It's just like looking at a crystal ball to the U.S. It always has look and we're just stupid. I mean, we got Al Gore. I mean, he'll say something just this dumb. I mean I mean most of the green people, I mean, this is they're all in the same bunch here and I know we got our levels, but I mean You hear what they're saying They are saying if I can if I can and if you have children, turn it down Okay This is another thing s I took we need to do. You got too many kids and get I mean we got to start doing more abortion I mean, we hey, bud And they somehow tied it into the green mo that I mean they're basically telling you that it is better for the they would say a better moral moveood If you have two children, If you're about to have another one I'm say it you are a better person if you'll just abort that baby That's what the that's how that's how these green lunatics But those of you that in the beginning thought, well, y'all been a little rough on himoryg. I mean, well, come on. they're just a bunch of hipp No I that crazy that' right? You know, you know how the Peta movement started out.? you know, they' shutting down up puppy farms and now they they're as crazy as an outhouse rat. Now they're coming for you babies. Th These green people are down there and they're just like, Hey, y'all they ain't right We got shut them down This is a goofy bunch and there is no scientific. They're acting like that there's some scientific fact. But they just said each child It was response for how many acres of what Wh two two basing that on one Wh from that they what that they would create a carbon footprint that is basically equivalent to two and a half acres of old growth oak woodland. I love the fact they put that. How do you know it's not pine trees? But anyway, Hey listen to this, Jonathan Portlet also who has two children Mhm intends to persuade environmental pressure groups to make population or as he likes to call it, Rick, the P word Oh my God the focus of their environmental campaign So I mean, they're going to have meetings. where if you will just go ahead and And and just absolutely say we, you know what coming over to Jonath I'm so sorry we just found that we're having a baby I hope you do what it's right You do' right for the place. You're talking about have this baby and give it a chance at life. Oh, no, that's not I'm talking at all. You need to do something for the trees That old growth. You know, you don't want to in mind, go ahead and have that baby's life ended today, polleice. And then come back over and we're going to hug you and tell what a great green environmentalist you are You know, and I would point out to Jonathan T What that is? What if there is a great a great scientific discovery to be made out there. And what if it is the third child in the family that was going to come across this idea that would give us coal fusion or some some kind of superpower from magnets that we haven't discovered yet? I mean, just how ridiculous is that? Can you even fathom The government The government is in everything. I mean everything Can you even fathom what hanging around with Jonathan Portt must be like Can you even comprehend two seconds with him and his Barrel of monkeys does not come to mind. I bet he don't like John and Kate plus eight. No No No. Hey, it's Bobby from the Bobby Bone Show between the radio show and the podcasts. and just constantly being on my phone When I say the interternet matters at my house, it really matters at my house. It runs it That's why having fast releliable internet can keep what what really matters and why you need Optimum's famously fast fiber internet This is elite stuff. Optimum fiber blows flaky five G out of the water and keeps it cool with the fastest and most reliable speeds Don't slow down when things heat up stuff is amazing. So don't wait eight eight eight for optimum Visit optimum. comot or stop by your local optimum store today famamously fast fiber For thirty dollars a month for five years, you cannot beat it. Terms apply. See optimum dot com for details. When it comes to looking your best, Beachbum Tanning does it better. Beachbum delivers advanced sun and spray tanning, luxury skincare, and an elevated salon experience designed around you. It's why so many guests trust Beachbum for flawless color and real confidence. And now Beachbum is expanding Ma services to many locations, with red light therapy and infrared sauna, with more on the way. Rcharge your body, refresh your skin, reset your day. Beachbum isn't just tanning, It's full spectrum wellness. Visit beachbum dot com to find a location near you Why should you listen to Armstrong and Gety on demand boring A lot of news is boring and tedious and depressing. It makes you angry. You don't want to live your life like that. Hey, I'm Jack Arstrong. He's Jo Getty. We' Armstrong in Get. We try to bring you the truth and help you figure out this crazy modern world. I about something about a comedic tone. Listen to Armstrong, Yueti on demand on the iHart Radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Very special day today. The real Greg Byr just celebrating twenty one years of marital bliss. Yeah the former Lisa Davids Rick was in the wedding and couldn't get the candles to light. Remember that? Yep, big c handle by..ep. All were just snow We're waiting. No one likes to go tell the bride who's already very nervous that her candles won't light. And was And there was a tornado onening outside. It was it was quite a day. It was quite a day, I Sometimes you should take those as omens, I think So Greg on the wedding party had to get in the hallway at the church because of bad wed I remember nobody want to tell her. Oh my gosh And and all the candles the wicks had dry rot out. And O Mullet was lighting my candles over. look you'd get one to be Mullet. O Mullet was trying to light ' them. Yes. onene I didn't set some ha on. Greg, we just want to say this for you and Lisa today. One, two, happappy anniversary baby. I got you ona Well, thank you very much. This is the one you picked. Yeah. And I know this is Y'all song. That's y'all song. Lisa, we asked Greg what y'all song was that best describes Y'all's anniversary celebration today. When you hear this song, you think about one Greg Burgess talking to Lisa, Y'all. Here's what he says. When I get home Elijah G Gonna drive my white truck rightide into the driveway.. The kids are at school. At least I got my new flannel jeans on here I come. Okay get home What you They've been thinking about you baby one desire here come to work.' hold you close to me. Come on T to liort of my. twenty one years, B. Sakes for s Heage meety I don't want to do that. D't wor You're not just another longo thing? What. Every time I win be made I can't believe it' true. Happy anniversary L in great in my arms you do the things you do. He boys, You can see it in my eyes. I can't feel it in your touch. I got a new job now that I can finished at lunch. I love flowers iss! twenty one years marriage is break. over again. I know my foot went through the attic floor. I'm so sorry. kiss you! Let's get to the blow couch, here we go Ignore that cardboard on the ceiling. I'll look up Here he goes. go turn his light. He'll takeaking se hundred miles turn. is very uncomfortable you see Let it roll. When you see the luckiest woman in the world today, tell her happy anniversary.. twenty one, baby. Tld me it felt like fif. everything I'ust just gonna let this roll, that. Oh yeah. How I stand in away twenty one years? You wanna know why? 'acause we wanna kiss you all over. Here you go. We want to kiss you all. It This old nothing drops in somewhere it kisss you on little I him driving his little work truck home we've named Squeaky. Oh, Squeaky, Yeah, I should. to be on the interstate. You better get out of his way today. Yeah They don't be between here and Pleasant Valley. somethingomet about me in that truck, don't really. She kinda makes fun of him. Yeah. He's gonna be left laning in it today. How about this? He saidpl. He said he was so excited about it today. He might get that truck up to sixty five. It's going shim me, but I'm gonna hold on to. He won't be scared of the chittle triangle today. No so. You gott run through the eye of the needle a you. Hell said he's gonna feel his wind as he rolls up. What was that? if you're at the Lincoln exit today, you' to be careful what Ranger flying there. I want it to. Yeah, he may try to pass you when getst that passing lane. Right. They may pass on two lane. like Nine't going north. Nine' going north there And before you know it this afternoon, his impression of Waley Tay. Taring up some sugar. That's where you park com. twenty one years. Gre I appreciate you. Greg, what's the secret between doing do I do nam and You know, I' to be honest with you, it went really fast. So I must be doing not. You know, it don't seem like twenty quick. Well, you know what?s it's like a don't give out after. But you know when in the female community, I mean, she's She's held in high regard. Oh ye. Oh yeah. know because ain't me people t't M. Oh, here he goes. Oh yeah That's true Y' done y'all helped me enough. Thank you. A aniversary little song. I need all the help I can get. All I'm trying to do is sayy, we'll setit you up, you knock them down. Tw years, two kids, kids were are back grown. Yeah they are. It's weir not home fast . And if Greg was scheduled to work in the concession stand at the baseball game today, you need to find a replace. Right And you ain't gonna be there. Real sluggish guy. That's right Wont He won't be happappy anniversary L.y He won't leave it there. Thanks for these guys help me out. He will not be running the community of Pleasant Valley today, N it's gonna be on autopilot. Yeah. Hey, PV's on its own today. Had a little tatatter two belt on. Because Greg is driving the love wagon. You know. You know what? You know, you know what? Speedy makes a great point. We' even thought about this. I mean, has this beenably so mad? Has this been kind of an adjustment? For his wife, Alica, I mean, you got the pole climbing hard workking time. bet wearing I bet his two belt and his hard hat's laying around the house there somewhere. I'm gonna tell you the truth. You' got white coll color man. Oh, I know. I white color man. Yeah But she still loves the power the power man in him. I'm gonna tell you the truth now the first few months after I got job, she was like, boy, you're home a lot You know, comees from other job I went home like were getting used to. Youn't used to me being that. That's true. Good points. Wow. whyy are you here Right, Yeah. I find that you you think she plays the, you know At my powererss out? All right, here to fix your power. That ain't a bad idea th Yeah Having blinking problems? Yeah. Do it brighten him or is it blinking? been hours How about you? I got some good news and some bad news Bad news is it' a transrformer. Good news is it's going take a up twenty happy twenty very blessed. twenty one speaks for itself. Wow. It does And look we d did like for eight years before that. So you're talking My goodness. She has seen a lot, has you What? Yeah. I mean, really you guys started being like boyfriend girlfriend at what age? A aboutout fifteen. Wow. Are you serious You know that I didn't know it was that young. Yeah How about that How about that? I remember dropping him off over there and couldn't even drill That was was fast didn't it? B Burg' Loys coming on through goen neighborhood. Yeah You mullet its just to fly. Hir just coming out the side window. We can look at pictures and see the time's changing. and I got my moullet hair hair' real tall. Oh ye ye. It amraazing. It look like a nest. Right Hey, let me tell you. At least she had that big hair working I love. I love big hair. You know Bubbakes big hair. I still do. He likes getting his hand all caught in it. Yep.' with big hair Yeah I mean, sometimes it a bigg hair than bed Nework so bad look at pictures and I know it sounds like I'm sucking up, but it's the ty and Rick and Back me up. I've aged a whole lot from the first I did. She's maintained this thing. I look like her dad now. that's embarrassing. It's not even close to her dad. Good. What? Did you say you're her daddy? That's sl Froyian slip, I'm sorry. Anyway, happppy birthday. Happyy birthday. Happy birthday. I did. So y'all got me some flush dirt. I knew it was some kind of holiday. You know what you' You know why you should said H happy birday? 'Ccauseuse's a new beginning. Also' ' why. Wh Greg I got to a present from. Rickin Buba, Rickking Buba Buffalo, New York. Police say a traffic stop led to an animal cruelty charge after they found a live cat marinating in oil and peppers in the trunk of the car it k it. The Buffalo police say when they stopped the car, they heard the cat meowing U and it was a fifty one year old man who was driving it. They gave him a ticket for running a stop sign Sunday night They say they checked the trunk and found a four year old cat in a cage. It's fur covered with all, crush red peppers and chili peppers Police say the man tellld him he did it because the cat was ill tempered He was charged with cruelty and released his phone number not listed for this report. Police say they told him U police say that the man told them he was going to cook the cat Um The man also told the officers a number of things that did not make sense, including that he had neutered the male cat and it was pregnant Well, it's obvious this guy's not right. I Ebody we can agree on that. Everybody knows when you're gonna to marinate a cat, you take the fur off first. I mean this is. I mean, that's clearly understood. Now animal activists and activ advocates, I should say, he can't talk about all that going on. Were you putting not on before me? Yeah They cleaned up the cat and he has been put up for adoption Well I I wouldn't want that yet. You talk about a disturbed cad a kidy. Well who's crazy. No tr No word on the recipe he was using So wellush crushed red pepper, a little a little oil But the you hate about this. You got a guy that did this, okay? He's obviously a screwball. Okay. You think? And the police picked him up potentially they released him. You know, booked him O of course. Can't we hold that guy because Could he not have somebody in hiss refrigerator at home? Yeah Is this not probable cause to look into this nut job Maybe we should go to Nut Job's house, have a look around. What else is he marinating? Yeah. There's no telling. If he's riding around with a pet cat in the trunk marinating, he might have the kid from next door at home. I mean, Buba, he's marinating a question. N marinating a cat already weird All right, so that's one level of weird. Right. Marinating a live cat. there's we going up and level That's weirder. R. Let me back up. Let me back up. Cruelty to animals weird . He's domesticated, he's not starving. he can get meat at the store. Right. Okay if we're lost, we're a whole different thing. So we're already weird. Okay, we got that. Now I'm going to marinade a cat with its fur on live. Right. That I think that's eleven hred.. Plus shows not very good cooking skills. No, it does h The b then I'm not just going marinate it at the house where I'm having a cookout. I'm going ride around with it in Bost going And, you know, to some degree, maybe the fact he lives in Buffalo. I don't well call that. And we just let this guy ride and take the cat from him. I mean, we just we just fingerprint him, take his pictures, Snd him on his way. I think we've pulled over and searched for less than that Rick, be be the police officer that goes back to the car because you know his buddy's there And, you know, you've opened the trunk and you go, I got to tell you something. Now let me tell how I went with those guys. Let me tell how I just opened that truckk. First I' the guy there's a catbcker. I checked it out and he's put something all over it It looks like in some pretty bad shape. And then then the partner walks up and goes I'm almost certain. crushed red pepper, I see there. What is that about? Wait a minute? He's cooking me out Is that you know you cooking on? You know know they had to put all that together. And you know how Gs, here's Florence Henderson. This is wreing on. You know how lawicers are trained, You know how they're trained to sample things. R see what Yeah. You almost see him sticking his pink. Right and go, you know I hate to say anything, but I think I saw this recipe on the iron sh What's going on. Oh great. Is that chili peppers in there as well? So not only does he like to eat kidy, hekes a little spice in it. I've got to ask another question. Is he going from point to point B or is it because it's so hot is he is that part of I mean, is he you are you calling slow cook? Yeah. I mean, what are we doing here? Let me say Are you saying Car crockpot? Yeah Yes, I am. Everybody which is terribly uncomfortable to talk about. Everybody knows K it tender though. If you're going to marinate a cat still alive, By the time you finally eat it, that thing' gonna be a little gamey. did You st stirred up in that cage you got scared and the adrenalin' kicked up. N think maybe he was just punishing the cat. I tell you what, you acted up again. I'm going to marinate you and put you in the trunumk. I hate to say it to, you know, Denzel Washington did it right in the book of Eli. gotta have a clean kill and you gotta have it quick.. And he went after a hairless cat, which cut through a lot of the p. did. And I never realized he was blind even after the movie was over, sobody had' to tell him... Greg Dateline Burnsville, Minnesota A man was charged with a felony after prosecutors alleged He tried to impress a woman by firing arrows at his neighbor's home with a powerful boat Police found arrows in the sighting of the town homes in the man's complex on Saturday Another arrow went through the patio door, shattering the glass. Oh my goodness The charges alleged a thirty year old man was in the quotation, extremely intoxicated when questioned by police U So was his female friend.. She allegedly told investigators that they had been drinking all night before the man grabbed his bow and walked on to the day. She thought he wanted to play Rambo Dakota County prosecutor said the man eventually admitted that he did it for giggles The man was charged Wednesday with first degree criminal damage to property All right, let's take this thing and d let's dissect this one, Buba. Let's first of all start out with He did this to impress a woman Now women, I didn't realize that they were all under the influence of the cily juice, Let me ask you this. is that one of the ways that a man can impress you is by firing arrows at a house across the way. Well, gosh, that is the list. Those townhouses are hard to hit, Rick. You're so quick. It's a small target. They're shifty And they'll dodge a bow. a quick reflex. I thought you just impressed her by getting a stake. No, and here's another thing now Yeah Let me read the report yesterday. Right. All right, let's look at the next one here The woman said when he grabbed a bow and arrow and walked onto the deck, she just thought he was going to play Rambow But that's okay I mean, I mean, is is that is that one of those is that common with them? You know, I know, hey, I've had a little bit too much a drink and I know you have too. I'm ready to play Rambow Is that is that their signal? I mean I mean Does it usually involve the bow and arrow? what kind of sick U I won't impress you. You see that townhouse over But I'm putting air right through the sliding glass door Pretty good shot to hit that big Ohio. That's impressive I mean, was it distance? Was it a long way away? I mean, what was this amount? Well, Rick, another story that may in a funny kind of way tie into this. Yeah justust when they thought they were doing something good here with their story it still does not have a happy ending. Over in Massachusetts, Beverly Mass so hard to say It is I can't say I still can't say it Massachusetts A Beverly liquor store is worried that hard times might keep many customers out of the store So, a local liquor store now offers home delivery The owner said he began offering home delivery last month to boost business during the slow economy For five dollars or Rick two dollars and fifty cents for senior citizens. Oh, wow. L call that the AARP discount. Well, how about that? Let's be share and drink them right into the gve. He'll take your order and deliver it to your house in his own car The man also brings along a handheld device to scan the customer's driver's license for the buyer's age U Now another gentleman, Frank Anzanoli The executive director of the Massachusetts Package Store Association said home delivery is a rarity among liquor stores Hi The liquors here I'd like to have a large pepperoni pizza and upon a gembee. And do you have a bow and arrow? A this thirty what if I don't get there in thirty minutes. Hi But your rest take you thirty five minutes At Jack's free. The man who hold on a minute lookers here Chris Pzola, who is the owner of the store, said the smallest order so far has been a twelve pack of beer. Wow. S said he doesn't mind,' deliver a nip if someone wantons.. Well, here's the thing. you look at this, you go, well, maybe that might help with drunk driving. Th then you do the Boenera story, those people were at home. There's no safety drunks, by. b I wonder if I' savon My friend Jack is here, Jack Daniels. That must be Jack and Jim. Tell them s hold on, you're coming, Re Hang on a minute, I gotta get my pants off. L this here. He right, Billy, put the bone in air down, go answer no. Rin Buba, rickking buuba Hey, it's Bobby from the Bobby Bone Show between the radio show and the podcasts and just constantly being on my phone When I say the internet matters at my house, it really matters at my house. It runs it That's why having fast reliable internet can keep what what really matters and why you need Optimum's famously fast fiber Innet. This is elite stuff. Optimum fiber blows flaky five G out of the water and keeps it cool with the fastest and most reliable speeds Don't slow down when things heat up stuff is amazing. So don't wait eight eight eight for optimum Visit optimum. com or stop by your local optimum store today famamously fast fiber For thirty dollars a month for five years, you cannot beat it. Terms apply. See optimum dot com for details. When it comes to looking your best, Beachbum Tanning does it better. Beachbum delivers advanced sun and spray tanning, luxury skincare, and an elevated salon experience designed around you. It's why so many guests trust Beachbum for flawless color and real confidence. And now Beachbum is expanding wellness services to many locations, with red light therapy and infrared sauna, with more on the way. Rcharge your body, refresh your skin, reset your day. Beachbum isn't just tanning, It's full spectrum wellness. Visit beachbum dot com to find a location near you Why should you listen to Armstrong and Getty on deemand boring. a lot of news is boring and tedious and depressing. and makes you angry. You don't want to live your life like that. Hey, I'm Jack Armstrong. He's Joe Getty. We'rerstrong in and gettinget. We try to bring you the truth and help you figure out this crazy modern world. How about something about a comedic tone. Listen to Armrong Yuetti on demand on the IiHart Radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. We have, you know, interns that come through here most both male and female And, you know, this this broadcast plaza was set up to have one uni bathroom, which is used by the guest. One men's restroom and one women's restroom. Now the women's restroom does not get a lot of action because otherther than interns, there's not many women that are here usually. And u And I understand there's been an official complaint filed that the men are using the women's restroom and are making a mess Is Is that is that? I don't know? I just heard I just heard We got back from lunch Friday, I think it was Rick. I came in and Ell Woods jumped my case She said, ye, said I'll just set it up. She said, Ham, she've got to stay out of the women's bathroom. And I said, What are you talking about? She goes, you're dribling all over the place. Yeah. That's exactly how she said. exactly how she said. Can I say something in no offense to you? I'm not trying to throw you under the toilet, but I do want to say this, so to speak. I have and I don't understand this, I've seen you walk toward the men and women's and go in the women. I go in the women's all day. And why is that We only have five minutes and usually the man's is taken so No, no, no, we're saying when it take it. when the others are a it's closer, Rick. Oh' stpss closer Is Elle on the wireless wireless one? Can I be heard? Yeah. canan I be heard And I heard Helmy, you know, good and well. And then look every time The seat is always up and we our jeans. I don't want to dribble on the seat. I help drible on the floor. The bottom of our jeans are always wa. I can't wait to the summer when I can wear shorts. Look, I hear this at home. I don't know that I't want shorts on. That could be worse. Are we sure it's me? And the only me tell you I know one in here. I sleep going early. Yeah. Oh I't. I ain't say nothing becausecause his name's on the check. but name' Buba. Yeah, but don't you sit down. I don't think it's an issue. I sit all the time But it says if you're in the women's broom you must do as the women do. No, I just sit all the time anyway. R. That way I can regroup Thats thing. Are you serious or he just playing along? Look at that face of the guy. He's playing along. tellell me ye.it You take time to sit down. Yeah, most of the time BeCause that way I can check my email on T. Obviously, you never worked outdoors much. You learned what you can get in corners? Oh I can do that too, but I tell you what it came out of was trying to go at night in the middle of the night at home Because if you're trying to if you're trying to stand up and aim, it's tough in the dark. It is. So, you know, I just went in there. I could sit down and it was a slam dunk. So So so what is the issue? does Hamms need to move up? in a hurry? I don't know. T toooo big of a hurry. Too far back. I got some really good joes here. and I'm not going to use them. I think uses a little potty in the corner, you know, and H or use the money. Why does everybody think it's you? has's been spotwned. No and can I am I hurard? Yeah. Yeah. Caly the other day when I brought it to his attention, he got very D get mad. It alost feels he. I don't have to hear it Oh, so you gott it so I got a dribbling issue at the house. Oh, me and Taylor, my son, we get this speech all the time? So I guess this is preparing for marriage. Yes, m. especially if you have little boys. Wellon my son, just like following animals. I mean, I'll go in there and go, this is like, this is like got a stable. I've even screamed out, We are not animals. Man, make a make it, make an effort. You guys just come in here and you just throwing it're spreayad on Right I mean, so so I mean, you got aim an issue I guess I mean, don't think to be know what it is. be here for the braakes.'s so we all are. I mean Tabita, you've been in the radio business a lot longer than hell. You gott you got to have yourself But I only go in there if now today I went in because I knew you were coming behind me and I was being I kn you needed to go I'm just saying it appears that all the men here are using both bathrooms. There're not one The only But the exception is the only reason I use ever use the ladies is if the men is covered and I know the girls not coming And Ham seems to choose it. I will give you that. That I've noticed myself I not myself. Go ahead. The books are burning there. I just I will never use the manen's restroom just because I will never, even if I have to wait in line. But because man, I'm not being ugly to boy. ain't in the say. Youin't to say. You know, I've been in y'all bathrooms out there. Youin't say. I'm an expert. Then why does everybodyroom? Well no please, please. we got expert on the panel here. It's open it's clos. When I first went to work for the power company, I was a janitor in a main office building. there were thirteen toilets a night that I cleaned And you women can't say nothing. I was. I was I was like eighteen years old and I was traumatized in that place. Yeah got nothing to say. I saw things in women's bathrooms. I couldn't they hardly ever get old. I got way too much baggage going. And I got news for you. If you're working here and you say I don't want to use the m', you are anyway. the men are just using both of them. Right. That's a good point. Yeah Yeah I mean, so there's no avoiding it. now. So so guys, I just want to some something gott do better. All right Let's do. I mean, to be you know, I got to strle to be such a good athlete, Hamsey. seems like you ou to be able to hit that. Well you saw him shooting basketball the other day. Oh Stream man So he starts out good and comes a partart. W add this to the challenge? Yeah, really?. I would just say let's have a new commitment for the men here on the staff, right that accuracy matters and let's pay attention. So next time I see an intern and the cuff of her pants is wet, we will know Yeah. How about this? When the gent stream starts to, you know, tape off a little bit, don't be afraid to walk up Straddle the bow. just start going out. Or as you saying a lot of athletic events? lean into us. I might just still catch us R two step two steps up. I mean, I think that'll solve it. Right. O clean up a little bit after you. Or everybody follow Bub and everybody sit down. I still can't believe that's just adding so much to. Listen. I'm so used to using it like in ben doors on trucks. I could use the bathroom in here and y'all never know it I mean, you become professional if you work in public like a power company or something like that. I could sneak one in behind that speaker. By the way by the way, B the way, I've got to get better at it. I got busted trying to relieve myself at Fort Pickenss of Pensacol.. Ricin Buba, Rickking buuba All right, so what's what's Molly done here? Well, Molly Cyrus is shooting back at critics who have accused her of making a racist gesture saying recent pictures of her pulling her eyes back into a slanted position wasas nothing more than a goofy face. Is this the society did? Is this how we're living now this is what we're doing now She says I've also been told that some people are upset about pictures taking of me with friends making goofy faces. Well, I'm sorry if those people looked at those pictures and took them the wrong way and out of context She says on her official website In a photo obtained by TMZ earlier this week Cyus sixteen is showing sitting on her boyfriend Justin Gaston's lap surrounded by a group of friends all making a stereotypical gesture by pulling their eyes into a slanted position The gesture is commonly thought to be offensive to Asian Pacific America. We've added Asian Pacific now to this by. Yes. It used to be Asian America. It's Asian Pacific. I want you kids coming here. I don't want you listen No more hand Mana G your best a bo world. me E give me, I me happening that CD and IPod now And twelve hundred pitch you take a h Hi, R, Rick kind of real quick. Pot off the music tend to tell me turn it down for a bit I music you this to us I ha I tell you t it down It's okay You get me ICD now she make races American Pacific, Pacific jestter What if What if it was Asian Pacific specific America? She make Asian Pacific Pacific Jester I tell you, got you gota have a full time education to get through the landmine and political correctness nowadays. I never lik Ey Brakey. I knew it bad. It's a spawn of Eky Brakey. She says, you guys know my heart and know the most important things to me are my friends, family, fans and God. In no way do I want to disappoint any of you But you have made mistakes in the past. I feel like I owned up to them. I've made mistakes in the past, and I feel like I've owned up to them and apologize, she added. I knew she troubles. Shed make a funny picture of her daddy. Do see the picture She not have a sh home N should Tp Give me her pictures, allll love her So anyw There we go I know you are a big fan of this one, Rick. Oh guys, y'all obsessed with playing these songs. I missed it 'cause he always knew he was going back to the rightank. Well y'all y'all know Newt loves her though. Yeah There. Now what is this? That's really. See, I knew when this song came out, I said, please don't let him have a daughter I take can of Montana hair, I cut it in mud it like a daddy Don't encourage you. Oh my Ione to l I tell you Billy has done you talk about reinventing yourself. You' done a good job of that. sure. When they had the Hannah Montana shows making fun of him singing that, that was precious. Yeah anytime I mean, that's good stuff. So you watch them too, huh? Oh, sure, the kids watched it. I My children watch it no more Hey, it's Bobby from the Bobby Bone Show between the radio show and the podcasts. and just constantly being on my phone When I say the internet matters at my house, it really matters at my house. It runs it That's why having fast reliable internet You K keep what really matters and why you need Optimum's famously fast fiber Innet. This is elite stuff. Optimum fiber blows flaky five G out of the water and keeps it cool with the fastest and most reliable speeds Don't slow down when things heat up stuff is amazing So don't wait eight eight eight for optimum Visit optimum. com. or stop by your local optimum store today famamously fast fiber For thirty dollars a month for five years, you cannot beat it. Terms apply. See optimum dot com for details. When it comes to looking your best, Beachbum tanning does it better. Beachbum delivers advanced sun and spray tanning, luxury skincare, and an elevated salon experience designed around you. It's why so many guests trust Beachbum for flawless color and real confidence. And now Beachbum is expanding wellness services to many locations, with red light therapy and infrared sauna, with more on the way. Rcharge your body, refresh your skin, reset your day. Beeachbum isn't just tanning, It's full spectrum wellness. Visit beachbum dot com to find a location near you Why should you listen to Armstrong and Getty on demand boring. a lot of news boring and tedious and depressing. and makes you angry. You don't want to live your life like that. He Hey I'm Jack Armstrong. He's Joe Getty. We're Arstrong and gettingetdting. We try to bring you the truth and help you figure out this crazy modern world. How about something about a comedic tone. Listen to Armrong Yuetti on demand on the iHart Radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Greg, this is your area. One of the world's top competitive eaters has gotten married. Greg, you probably know this man Hall Hunt. Is he he's a cake eater? Well's like the minor leagues if it ain't you know. This is the hot dog. B best known for him Kobyashi. Koobyashi. B known for him' the current reigning king. Now women pitcher, you marryed this man, you got to feed him. He wantce ate sixty three crystal burgers at eight minutute. I could do that And eight minutes? No That's a lot. sixty three cles that number. In eight minutes? Proably not. Emily Wright is the wife. They serve burgers at the reception in honor of of how's accomplishment Even though his name is spelled Hul, do you think his name's Hul? Maybe? It's two Well H I only know, I'll be honest not can know the real thing better The real famous eaters is on one it. Wait a minute G, wait aute, list The civil engineer by trade has eaten his way to sixty thousand dollars in prizes. Wow in the past five years. And guess who was there on the on the on the list of guests Atending the wedding, Greg, hereere's where you're going to be excited. N one rign competitive eater in the world, Joey Chestnut. Joey was a guest at the wedding now Kobizzi off his pedestal. Rick says he's a civil engineer. he's eaten his way to sixty grand in the past five in five years. So he wentin some pretty good pze money. I didn't know that kind of money can? Let me ask you this you just want a little over ten grand a year. I might try that U let me ask you this, is like when these people have these hot dog eating contests and they eat how many do they eat? Whats millions? What's millions? What I can't remember sixty something That's a lot. Wow.'s a. How can are they sick the next day? That's Let me ask you this man and I'm going to be as delicate with this as I can. D you just let natures take his course and I bet that's horrific O do you like induce vomiting like you swallowed poison. Gree. Which one do you I mean do you just let ' I bet I bet when nature decides to get rid of all that.'s Don't they monitor them do And that not throw up Here's an ideal. That may be a whole ' other competition Well, it's a gross competition congratulate you. not know you're the best ie or you're the best'id of it. Y'all might know me, I'm the best dumper in the world. Yes. Get a look at this wall hanger. I'm not sure about that trophy. Let me say this This guy's best known Hall who just got married who is one of our top competitive eaters. He's not number one, Greg. I get that But who's up and coming it sounds like And I'm going have to try to handle this too because it may cost us out there, but it's a pretty well known deal. Look I have no I enjoy when I want to change of pace The crystal burger but I have never eaten sixty three in eight minutes but I've eaten and fifteen minutes. I'most see how mean I eight eight minutes. How about that? Greg But let's face it, they'll come back on. Oh yeah,ow cooked onions. But a crystal will come back to you Now I may be reading this wrong, but I believe and I'm just now getting interested in all this crazy eatating. I think though in that's like minor leagues. until you hit Nathan's hot dog stand on ESPN and until you're competing that you're just working your way. Greg, Joe Tesler came to his way. we obviously sees a lot of potential in the guy. Right. but Greg, I'm talking about I've just eating a few crystals before. They're like eating popcorn, but that's still a.rere Where do they come back look cook on you. I'o if can get with that cooked onion speed. I know you' Hit that drirove through later in the evening and you should have them and load up on them Christmas. Yeah come back. Yeah. But ye they were hungry. But you at the time hungry many att the time you're eating, we one was wonderful How many want to be eating sixty three and eighteen? Well, and here's talked back too. Hide Oh I'm Greth.'m sitting, I woke up in middle one time, there's a cstall l in bed next to him Loo at you. And he said looking at me He said, he wass having a blast a while ago over You I Well, hello' back. You were just so tasty. He said, Well it's time to wake up and pain the piper. We're gonna go in here and go a in and get you magazine. You're gonna be a while. You' be . G way to go, you got. You Hit a long article you've never read. We're going one way or other get up You know what I mean? Get your magazine You're going to have to go in there and fight. This's about to be a battle in there That's put that yellow tapeer. Go go by Speedy's desk, get some matches You just get a few flagmen out front to get the traffic away from. Go ahead and get the air freshher, take it away Don'tave it out there you have to walk out and get it ' because it's got a visual of a crystal ar. Y'all are so gl like this. Yeah. You wake up, he' sitting in that chair in the room just spray up y. Hey look with a little spotlight on him because that's the only thing on in the room. I guess you're wondering why you're waking up at two thirty. I woke you up. Yeah. You might remember me partarty for him. that you loved Yeah. Yeah, we were tiny little burgers. would you eat enough of us, it matters Oh it does. sixty. That's reallyzing. That's crazy I would rather do that than them hot dogs doough. 'cause hot dogs make me nauseous anyway Ive ate over two. Yeah. You they give you that hot dog feeling Yeah. You get thatbody goes, Yeah,ad, I don't know something from my stomach. I got kind of the hot dogs. Yeah. I'm not real sure myself. I've got a little crazy. Bubb and I have done remotes in the past where hot dogs were available. There's no telling how we had. Oh, they're just so long. When they're just there hanging around and they're ladable and they're free. Oh yeah. You pass time with them sometimes. Sometimes you're going to e hung. just just like the sparents go to bring and fix one Yeah. we were in the You really won'tat ketchup and just didn't have anything to put with. We're in the NACAR suite. Do You remember the time we stay Y'all are Grandarshals. We' we're in there with the governor and all theseah. Listen, we walk in the door of tubs there He patient enough You imagine the food? they got filet mignon. I look, he's over in the chili dogs. They had him by the door just for like a snack. He didn't even know the steak was in there. He's tearing it stopped at the dog. I come by say, hey, you see Na. He says, where's that? I said, Well, if you to walk two more feet. Yeah, but before you were mesmerized by the chilei dog. When you see a hot dog bar, you ain't I mean, ain't't to walk by it had it all over. You just ain't to walk by it I mean, I mean, versse free hot dogs in the area, tell me somebody walks on by that waits on something else