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Let Speedy go ahead. Fir up Speedy. Sure Police said they arrested a teenager who caost thousands of dollars of damage in a western New York home's hardwood floor by break dancing Rick on it while wearing a large diamond belt buckle. let's pause.. Rick Rick, I will do Bubba making a funny statement. How funny? This his voice is out. No I can still do that Pa, C you Speedy P funny Abuba here. You don't even have to say word. P funny. There you go. so But anyway, first of all, let's start there. We've got a guy who came into this man's house, right And undoubtedly damaged it to the tune of thousands of dollars by breraak dancing on it while wearing large diamond belt book. That's right Now the sheriff said that the eighteen year old apparently was intoxicated. There's a shot. arere we surprised? There's a sh. There's the bottom line. When he arrived at a house party held by the victim's daughter in Elma. I up in New York. Just East of Buffo artless startless stop Daddy went out of town. and daughter. Soided you have a house party By the way, it's always amazing how how teenagers think the house belongs to them probably because they've been, you know, A had been treated that way. Right And they're having a house party, Daddy's gone and big belt buckle wearing intoxicated eighteen year old comes in and break dance to the point that he damaged the hardwood floor. This is maybe my favorite little sentence here. He said when the teen repeatedly tried to break dance, he gouged the floor and costed about three thousand dollars worth the damage So basically the kids getting after it. I mean he is not I'm like, was that the great centipede. Yeah. I don't know hereere's the problem Yeah I've got a technical by the way I was the king of.nt wouldouldn't he be on his backwards though? Wouldn't he be on his back spinning if he was broke? No. Oh no, they spin and come back around. I can't do it. You know how sometimes people will misuse like like Daddy probably thought it was called Bak But to me, if that belt buckle is just tearingough the hardwood Yeah, that's the same thing all the way around That's a worm got to be the same. How about the sheriff sent a deputy too the teens's house Sunday night, Okaykay in the around Buffalo and arrested the kid He faces a felony criminal mischief charge and misdemeanor trespassing charge. He's been jailed pending arrignment. Okay, no no now we got it let's let's ch how in the world All right, so the daughter it says the victim was on vacation at the time. He goes on vacation. His daughter throws a house party at at her parents home. Isidn't there a song about that? Yeah I'm sure. did. I think there was a movie. Ba, how do you then is the daughter saying, hey Big belt bucker wasn't invited. He wouldn't go away And how do you how do you get put in jail for excessive break dancing at a house party they would have to get there's has to be something in the story Hey, he wasn't invited, right Rick, I think if you go and you just start tearing up something at somebody's house and doing financial damage, it doesn't matter if you're invited or not. Well, they said trespassing Well, in that case, he was not invited by the owner of the house. Well, yeah, nor were any of them Well, again, how many times on the show? it sounds like. H hereere's the part that I dont remember the movie Teen Wf. I mean let's get out of hand. Here's the part of the story that would be missing if it was our parents When police arrived mister and Mrs. Burgess had taken the belt buckle off the victim, beating him and their children with it. You' right Yeah, I mean my my mom would have taken that belt and see where is it in here that Elma's in trouble? because by the way yes, this guy's an idiot, but let me tell you whose fault it is that this idiot's in that house tearing up the hardwood floor Your daughter's the problem. Yeah, she's got a little house partark. She open that door againgain on in lookook, we know people who do that dance and can do it and If you've got a giant belt buck alone, wouldn't it hurt you to do that too? Weould be gouging you? Buby, you missed the part. The eighteen year old was apparently intoxicated Well, I guess so Yeah, I mean, you can do all kinds of. I mean, you're almost bulletproof. Yeah. The next day he had a big bruise all in his gut from it. Yeah right time. Yeah. I wonder what did? Rick, Act like you're walking in, he's dancing, please. Here you go Hey, look, someomebody's talking Tim. There's wood coming up off the. Hey Tim, you guys have backed off that. I've heard of cutting a rug, but not making one. Hey, you're not doing the centipede. You're doing the pot ar. He's doing the ditch digger. Back off of it. Yeah that's so If you can take a belt buckle and your break dancing has torn up A hardwood floor to the tune of three grand That's a I mean, he must have had a pretty long work He's spinning around prefab. He's spinning around Hey chipps are coming up every time Tam does that way I ask to leave him a mark R You know what? she don't care She didn't care when it was he was chipping it. Well again party. Yeah. Yeah, you know, this is this is classic. We're jailing this person, but where's the daughter? tell me she's in trouble. I need to know. Well, and here's the thing too. he says right here, Chris, I know we talked about, but he was let in. I mean, right He in I mean she's claiming he busted his wife. Oh like y'all did, Y'all were party crashers. Yeah. You the two of you, Burgess boys. T true.'s Never bro broke dance though with a big bellt b. That's old do that. That's old Rick and Grant. But I'm saying y'all can relate. But what I'm saying is much you could show up uninvited and kill a bird. Yeah Rick did kill her pet bird. complete acc. Hey guys Gys How many of us if surprised by birds Out of your peripheral vision can keep yourself from doing that a didid your reflex put it to bed in their master bedroom? Yeah. look at it h solid too. Yeah and you could hear it. Yeah. It was a horrible sound. And then you know every time you hit a bird real hard, it's always those down feathers that come up. You know what I mean? L in there? Yeah, And you tuck mister feathers Yeah I didn't tuck mister Feathers in, Spiderm Man Hanson did. But you know, back when you were in high school, how many times did somebody go Oh, D Burgess boys are here? Now I did hide Mr Mrter Feathers under the cushion of the cou. Right. you can get me on now.ight. I it was one of Right But I know Mr. Feathers made several appearances later that night. I was not the one who had him soundly t into the master bedroom. when you put him under the pillow on the couch and said, let's go. I didn't think anybody would find him that quick I told you, you're not in a. And by the way, I was very clear, we don't need to leave in a minute. We need to leave in there. Right right now, Right and nobody would listen. And the fish are floating in the chin. Have you ever tryed to round up cats and get them out of the house? ain't? Grest dr Hmster drinking the adult beverage out of that feed bottle wasn't funny. It was the wrong thing to do. Greg was flirting in the kitchen. you know. You you ever tried to round a bunch of hounds and try to get try to get them back into pen? that ain't he goinging around the boys I'm not doing in a second, I mean now Mr. Fathers was going to go down under that pill for a few minutes The only thing worse than that. And that I've ever heard of Really out of dumb and dumber. he sold that dead bird with that w kid. That was horrible. You know what? L awful. Look Looking back, we would have been in a lot less trouble and our trail would have been a lot harder to follow if we' just taken the bird with us. Right. Yeah I think about that. I don't know why. I don't know why I didn't think about that. Yeah. And they just looked for the bird. Where did the bird go? So they flew away. I understand about But what they're saying, though, in the world of legal wegle is that they're saying, well, this party wasn't supposed to be going on the owner the house didn't inv about nobody. Right He may have his kids R B. My goodness. I hope Allma's in jail too. Ric and Buba, Rickking Buba. Hey,'s Ran Reynold here from Mit Mobile. 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So you know spelling at one time, I was a decent speller, but now I'm Clueless on how to spell. And then when you get that far away from it, then you go back and start trying to remember the rules of spelling And then it just. I mean, I mean, when you try to come and there's and it's inconsistent And there's u, you know, you have people that are Exceptions to the rule, which means that it's not a rule then Well that was my argument all along. And really to me by definition, if we're studying English and we're studying the language and you say rule then you say exception to the rule, then it's not a rule anymore It's an average. It's an average man. And I had to say that out during school and I didn't get a lot of lot of you know, warm response from my English teachers on that. but U Rick in London story out today spepelling mantra that has been with us for generations. has now been scrapped Good I before E except after C The British government has ruled That rule is coming to an end The new British government guidelines they have sent out to teachers not to pass on the rule to students because there are too many exceptions to the rule Rick as we've argued thus not making it a rule. So what's the new thing? The support for spepelling document, which is being sent to thousands of primary schools say the rule is not worth teaching Thank you.! How good does that feel?. I've got about six teachers who I love dearly. I need to make a phone call today. That's right U because it doesn't account for words like efficient Male. And the common word there As in It belongs to them there It's theirs. that's right. I wasn't sure what you were talking about for a minute. Well, it's not the it's the T H E I R. U Jack Bovill of the Spelling Society which advocates simplified spelling Thank Jack. That's right. Anybody named Jack would want simplified spelling. You know why? because he does know Jack said Saturday he agreed with a decision But supporters say the dy has value because it's one of the few language rules that most people can actually remember But if it's not a rule, why are you saying it? I can memorize a whole lot of things. If it's not true. it doesn't matter. Well, you know, here's a bizarre Jack and Jill didn't actually go up the hill. It was just a little didy to say about getting water. All right or something I mean come home Yeah, Jack fell down and broke his crown Which was he doing with the crown on? Really? B a King But you know, you make a good point, Tim. Yeah Band had another version of that. We'll let it go. by now we changing the way words re. Are we just are we just saying Okay. You just gott to memorize how words are spelled. Yeah, well, that's the bottom line. Yeah. Shouldn't we be doing that anyway? I mean, that's there's no consistency there at all. Right. Yeah, R. You have to learn that word and say to me, that's a terrible way to do a language. Right. I mean, really, let's face it, English is a mess anyway comppared to Greek and some of the other ones that actually had some logic to it. I mean, it is really, it's like fruit basket turnover I don't know why we jumped on it. You know? There's too many times in our language where somebody just has to say, well he just is Yeah. what's the logic that? Why not? Well just because I said so. Yeah, silent letters. Yeah. silent letters. What? whyy do you have letters in a word That is so you know how to say the word. Whoever? I mean, how can anybody let silent letters stand That's like that's likem I'm hidden at work today. Right. I may not be there. Right. I mean, to me How do you know if I'm there? I'm just hiding at work. Right. And you know, what a waste. Yeah. That's a silent pee. Really? Right. Well then why should it be here? Right just you're taking up ink We have to print it out. Sure. You're taking up digits want I have to text it I mean really So let me think about it. And really the textures are the ones that have got on top of this Lack the word R I mean, we have a letter called our. justust use it Why top all that other stuff out? I got no issue with that. O I I I got know we do it with our. We didn't write word up for I. We just said, Well, we got a letter called I let's put it out there. Right, right. You know, to me, that's inconsistent. I it makes me m. Would you like to see the letter I be also used for the thing you see out of No, I'm al right with spiling it. Really Its something else. Why? What do you mean want? Well ye Well, that's the whole point. Youre talking about just getting twisted around in the ground. Right. Yeah. And this is G J I mean, that's dri crazy for years. Yeah. It makes no sense. No. The jant Jack Johns, Jack Johns. girl Yeah, girl Yeah That makes no sense. I mean really Giant should be spilled with a J. Somebody seriously, somebody should should be turned over to the Iranian revolutionary guard over all that. I know You know what I mean? That's what they ought to be taken care of. A G can only be good If we if we got a J If Jay handles the joe Th then let Jesus be good Yeah. Do you agree with that? sureure And the C in the K is overused I mean, one or the other. We didn't need both of them eratic We've got got a Let's just all we need is one let's just get a c and stick with it. not kite. Wh we go And you know, and then you go cot and cut It's our thing to make. I will go as far as to say sis we have the K. just we have the K and we have the S. the C' is not even necessary Have you ever seen your kids when you're trying? There's no need for see There's no need for se seaman, sp it with an ass See man. Spell it with an ass. Sure We don't need to see. We got a c over at Kay How about the young kids though that you're trying to teach them and they look at you When something like that comes up, like what? Oh, I know. I mean, I feel I feel And they get aggravated and I want to tell them, yeah, it's stupid. I know It is But we just got to learn. I remember the first time littleittle Task got to say and then Jack was running from the giant Gnt. And I said, nice joh It's not o, it's G That don't Yeah Got it. Yeah. And I'm like, I good. good. I know son. good G. John. He said but he said good, good Joh. But G is G. And I said yeah, but sometimes it's Jo. He said, No that's J. And I said, stop Jop seeing it. Thank mayrick. Look, see if you can book this Jack Bowville guy for the spepelling society just advocate same a J or a J. Is this name Jack or Gack? It's actually Jack Bovill, B O V I L L Or is it Bval He can pronounce it how he wants to, but to me it's Vil There is a two house ups e the owl. If it was it have an e on the end of it. It don't get me started on red. Rayad What about all that goose and geese and moose and all that stuff? You get all that tangled up. I'm like now all along we've been told put S on it means more than one. Right. So we ought to have mousses Absolutely. And I think Moous sounds okay. Moous. What was that ran in front of the car? That was a herd of Moousus. Right Right And you know what it is, dear. You know what it was? A bunch of mooves. Right Mooses, mooses deers, Gooses? Gooses. What left all that pope in the yard Well, a herd of gooses came through here And you know what happened? makes more sense What's a geese? that ought be a totally different animal have geesees. That's right, I don't know. I really seriously somebody I don't know what I don't know if it was a drinking game or how this somebody lost a bet I don't know how we got this mess we're in. And I want to help Jack Boval fix it work it out Mov Well, I would like to get I'd like to overhaul the English language and get rid of snakes. That would be my goal. And if fun manind. You know, these same people that create these ridiculous exceptions and all these different things What will they tell you about parenting? You've got to learn this lazy parenting to say because I said so. You have to explain it, let the kid know. And then on the other hand, you go, whyy we got these stupidoms? Well, just because it. And you know what really brings it to light When you start looking at the Bible and you know, the New Testament being in Greek Most of it And you see how we have to just pile, you know, like three or four different things into one word because we ain't got a word for it. We go throw it into love. Let's just cover it with that. Yeah, would they'll figure it out. You would think they not? You would think the way we throw letters around in arrange different. Well, you'd think we'd have twenty words for love. Yeah I just one just throw it. It's amazing how we'll get so complex and deep in one area and just be laz as we' been in another. Oh, I know it. when it comes to our language Hey, it's Bobby from the Bobby Bone showhow between the radio show and the podcasts. and just constantly being on my phone When I say the internet matters at my house, it really matters at my house. It runs it. That's why having fast reliable internet can keep what what really matters and why you need Optimum's famously fast fiber Innet. This is elite stuff. Optimum fiber blows flaky five G out of the water and keeps it cool with the fastest and most reliable speeds Don't slow down when things heat up. stuff is amazing. So don't wait eight eight eight for optimum Visit optimum. com. or stop by your local optimum store today famamously fast fiber For thirty dollars a month for five years, you cannot beat it Terms apply, see optimum. com for details When it comes to looking your best, Beachbum tanning does it better. Beachbum delivers advanced sun and spray tanning, luxury skincare, and an elevated salon experience designed around you. It's why so many guests trust Beachbum for flawless color and real confidence. And now Beachbum is expanding M' services to many locations, with Rd light therapy and infrared sauna, with more on the way. Rcharge your body, refresh your skin, reset your day. Beeachbum isn't just tanning. It's full spectrum wellness. Visit beachbum dot com to find a location near you Why should you listen to Armstrong and Gettyy on Dmand boring a lot of news boring and tedious and depressing. and makes you angry. You don't want to live your life like that. Hey, I'm Jack Armstrong. He's Joe Getty. We'rerstrong in and gettinget. We try to bring you the truth and help you figure out this crazy modern world. How about something about a comedic tone. Listen to Arstrong Yuetti on demand on the IiHart Radio app, Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Did you know that there's a group of Israelis that love love e? Well, who? Gg? Everywhere. Yeah. There's a group of Chinese, There's a group of Japanese. Yeah know they were constant a group of Russians. You know, throughroughout history, they were constantly demanding God give them a king. Maybe that's the Thien, I don't know. Yeah. But thein So I look around to my family and I go, all right, we're at a truck stop slash Elvis restaurant In Y Paintings of Elvis cover the walls. Pictures of Elvis cover the walls. Elvis music roars through Now Part of it it is a truck stop, by the way. I'm looking at There's like a gas station. So you were in a truck stop, And they've got a statue of Elvis out there. they say sa bees over there?. It isnt guest info. Yeah, I'm not sure if this is exactly the one we're at, but I think it is. So anyway. So we how many giant statues of Elvis are there I wouldn't think there wouldd be many. So so we sit down. Now one of the things, of course, anyt timee you go to a to a foreign land. You know, you kind of want to pick up on some of the language and learn how to say some things, you know what I mean? Of course, when you realize you're in Israel and the Jewish people are using you know, a dead language that was only supposed to be used for religious communication and Hebrew has survived, which is incredible. And You know, I'm trying to learn some of the Hebrew and it's very difficult you know, and And and I tried to learn some of the various Arabic terms that were there. And you got to be careful. and you're talking about people that are not getting along real well. You know, which way you go slip you on right, R. And so I'm really doing well and I'm trying to do simple things like hello and They're trying to teach me how to order and say certain things and they've even taught me how to pray and You know, and try to say in Hebrew, you know, I'm praying in Jesus name. Oh man and And I'm trying to get that rightide and you know, and you're trying to learn the the, you know, with that, you know, and us coming from the south, I'm like I'm coughing up so I'm like, hey, it's not to that level. It's a slight. You know, And so I'm trying to learn all this and I'm really locking in on knowing the language. okay? So So we go in there and and I'm ordering a hamburger at Elvis restaurant in Israel And it has one part was just paintings of Elvis That's the one that had the painting of Elvis in the in the Middle Eastern garb Which was just Id love something to see. And then they have him painted in all his various movies and you know, and then there's pictures of him everywhere and then there's records. you're seeing it K kind of an American diner look. And then behind me, they even have one that has Elvis with angel wings that has the king has left the bill. And then under it it just says nineteen seventy seven.. And And so I'm looking around and I mean, I'm just having because I'm going from one culture shock. now I'm being pulled back into something. I can't even I can't even take in. Well you know, what I'm doing and and all of a sudden I look over And there's a drop ceiling on the other part of the diner. Youice your typical drop ceiling And I see something fall from the dropped ceiling onto a table And I look and it's a cat has fallen out of the ceiling ono someone's table And I'm like And to me that was a big deal. Yeah. Yeah. Okay Yeah to me that I mean, we aren't all be talking about that. You know what I mean? And And and it was so normal U and then I looked and I saw there were some attempts to take that Undoubtedly cats fall out there all the time. and it fell out and for some reason, you know how sometimes you do something we can't explain. As it was running, you know, here I am trying to be a local, I scream out Elgato. And and all of a sudden my daught looks me says's ish and we just start. I mean, why' you scream in Spanish? There's the camp You went with the first foreign l. goto. and they're looking at me. like, what is that? You I'm like Rick, are you telling me you this is the world famous Kitty on my tables. Is that it? Bash Elvis. So then I get the speech in Israel, we have an issue with Feral cats Undoubedly somebody brought in cats to try to deal with the rats and now the domestic cats have multiplied and they live out in the wall and they are everywhere I mean, for the mean? when Well, they can be. Are they arere they skittish? They're a little skittish but boy they'll be everywhere You know, when I first got there I said, what do y'all love Erest Himingway here? What is all this And y'all like is Elvis and is there an Ermest Hemingway location restaurant near here too? Well can they keep the viper population there. But yeah really. But here's a difference in the cultures. Now now in America's cap bills. In America, that would have shut everything down screaming, I want my money back. Oh, it had been a loss the health department down here. You know what they did shhoot the cat the Egato out And then just went over to the ceiling and got the tape. And just taped it back up. R And then everybody went back to singing Evis teams. I mean, it was it was just like And I looked around I see guys the other cat. I see guys an animal just fell out of the ceiling this restaurant and everybody's it's not nobody' a bad time Is this a bad time to ask you what you had to eat Oh Well, of course I had of course I had Well, like I said, you know what? if I'm going to dine on cat, let me just hit hit the restaurant down the street for me. That right you know, back in America. But but the u I had, of course, Elvis's Memphis Amberg And and it was pretty good Yeah, it was pretty good. What was it made from Everybody. Can I tell you this,ough? Did see any cows while you were there? I did. I did see some cows. Aashi Ladi But But let me say this' a sheep burger. that Well Ey, Greg. Their beef is not doesn't have as much fat as ours has. It's real it's real there'ss a part. It's real lean. But was it was good. I mean, I had no issue with it You, you know, but you'd likeck to see lockat you're talking about. I me say this and I and yeah I'll tell you this, if it was Elgato, it was Elgato Okay. I mean is Dale Gotto Um, I think that's ye, don Yeah. But anyway, I think you're bking about D, me and you say C you kept his hand? Yeah, my daughter is is almost fluent in Spanish. so it owned her. She said, whyy did you scream it out in Spanish? I said, I don't know. I was trying to say it in their language. She said, Well, you just said in Spanish You know, andank you' gotten too many languages running around,? I can speak about two words of about twenty languages But it communicate goto But anyway, so Galante Gallante. El Go I know a lot of you out there feel guilty about your carbon footprint. and let me tell you something there is a scam artist ready to take that guilt away from you a little something called carbon credits. Rick, this has to be and will go down in history it's one of the biggest scammoramas of all time Unbelievable. This makes the snake O salesman and the traveling show look like a warm up act. And I want you to if anyone with the sound of this voice and I only wish I was live on XM right now. because I would have a better shot of actually getting a call. R. Okaykay, But I want to tell you this. and if you're hearing it on XM, just email. Heck, email me. I'd like to get an email from you I'd like for you to contact me in some way, shape or form If you are really concerned about your carbon footprint and you have or are willing to Purchase a carbon credit I got I got airport anywhere. look This is about airport today, but if you've ever done it already or you really think you should, I got to talk to you. Okay. I'll have to It's almost like seeing Bigfoot. I mean, I got I want to I want to know if that's real is there really anybody that R R And Rick, I've pointed out and we talked about before on this show that This is going to lead to green pirus. Oh, of course it is. and I start I I may become a green pirate. I'm considering it also What I'm going to do, I'm going to find one of these spineless, mindless green people And I'm going to tell them I've got a sharp chainsaw And I've got several acres of trees If they don't pay me, I'm going right now and I'm gonna cut one down withith a chainsaw., no, no, no, no, no, pay. And I'll c it off and no, no, no, no, no no. Oh, here's your money. Yeah Yeah. How does it? And then I'll go see you next week. Yeah How. How does it startop? no, no, no, What if you locked the blade and hit thegger? But during Halloween, I'm just going to tell the tricker treaters to give me some green you know, green money and I'll donate it. R So about that lists That's a good idea. Yeah. listen to this one right now. This is the latest and the green movement. You'll love this And of course in San Francisco Oh only only in San Francisco with this tpe. By the way, Speedy's pull up the website so we can do it ourselves. Yeah we're gonna calculate. what Anthing that San Francisco cannot pervert anymore. I mean anything. anything. I cannot just absolutely take and twist it the wr way. You could that. You could pick a topic, Tell San Fanisco, I bet you can't pervert this. I say, I bet I can And today today at San Francisco's International Airport, that's SFO for you travelers. We are launching the climate passport program. There's a website, believe it or not. We've got it pulled out. I hate to mention to this that computer they're using to look at the website is burning electricity and also causing carbon footprint They will be allowing travelers to offset the impact of their air travel through an airport kiosk. Okay think a kosk airport. This will be the world's first airport kiosk giving people the opportunity to calculate the environmental impact of their flights. and purchase carbon offffsets or carbon credits. to address that impact before they even leave the airport. You can feel guilty on the spot, Rick and pay it off Lo let me love this I love this concept and this is something we've seen in our country for a long time. If you have a problem was sunng then you feel Right And I feel guilty You can do one or two things You can either change your behavior so you don't feel guilty again Pay your way out of it And this this is just the perfect for me. if you really think that your airplane rides so destructive to the environment You need to right now You need to. You need to do this. stay at the house. look, that can't even don't travel. Look, please read that paragraph, Wh does your money go Will you please click on that, Speedy? Where does your money go? Sure, I sure will. You see it. You can help L. You have to read it. I can't say ites. right. Where iss it going? It goes to the it's River forest Garcia, River forest. All right this's going to the the Californias California's North cooast to the Garcia River forest. Oh, Oh, here it is, here it is. I got it.. It says, Wh where does the money go? The city has conducted extensive research Now Gosh knows city Gosh knows the city has enough time and money to conduct extensive research city workers O each project supported by the program to ensure that all carbon offsets are sourced from a specific project that results in real Qantifiable permanent greenhouse gas emission reductions What he world that. Now keep in mind, all of this is theoretical science in their calculations anyway. But let me say, what did they physically do and prove it? they take the money? Like if I remember right ab carbon credits and when I say this, some of you saying Rick, now you're really taking your comedic license and running with it This is how I understand it. It's like They're trying to basasically they're trying to save the trees right. If I'm k if I feel guilty about my flight I calculate my flight. It gives me a figure, which by the way, where in the world does this figure come from And it says, you owe this much money based on what for that flight and then they go plant trees to offset what I just damaged. Is that right? Listen I say redwood for. No listen, listen, if they want to ground airplanes They have a legitimate att least intellectually honest argument from their flawed logic. Okaykay? I understand that Ground all airplanes ground private jets. by the way, that's, you know, even worse. Good luck trying to get the VH ones divas, but still. Well, that's the point. ground Get this, the offsets for climate change passport customers. Yeah Rick. based carbon firm three degrees are currently sourced from the Garcia River Forest, a conservation based forest management project located in some California. Is that named after Jerry Garcia by the way? Former of folks don't know O or Jeff Gar listen former forty nine quarterback. L me not. listen to this, listen to this project. It's formerly a heavily cut forest This project is helping bring back redwood and Douglas fir trees to the Garcia River forest. As a result, huge amounts of carbon dioxide are absorbed and stored and native habitats are restored and protected U I've actually got audio here we can play in sncake from one there. Now get this let me tell you what this means. Let me give you a codename for what this means The Garcia River Valley. in a very few years will have so much undergrowth and brush in it. that there will be a lightning stroke and it will burn that sucker to the ground. Every square inch of it. And all that money you paid just And all that money you paid went up and smoked, notot to mention the carbon footprint from the wildfire. Here's their smok Here's one they're spoked people. I want toow C. We all grow. Tell them that we love them and that we don't want them to die. that there are some people here who do care U Well, I want them to know and I'm going to call the Garcia River Forest Project. anotherother group here is called Dog Patch Biofuels. If Dicky nab I don't call I'm not I wish I was making this up. Okay? And look look I'm going to call them and I'm going tell them I'm holding a pine tree hostage today And that baby is going down if my check ain't in the mail And I want it Fedx to a private Scret PO box. Let's call them. I'm going to that airport. I'm standing by that kiosk and I'm cussing everybody that I'm not I'm slap them. I am. I'm going say is get you can find the new climate passport kiosk Post security on both sides of the international terminal and in terminal three Oh I got to go it be like me, you know, like gorillas in the mist When Jane Goodall went and lived among the giffs I want to go hang around that kiosk and just watch And just go, man, look, this is really happ. I can't my mind who's doing it. R. How much does? Let's see a payment. What's in a hostage idiot payment do you have to make Let's say you were gonna travel six hundred miles, a short flight. Two hours, okay? You owe three dollars forty four cents Okay. Let's say you werere going to travel calcul like that. they came up with three dollars forty four cents. That's what I'm talking. Yeah. Sbody Let's say let's say they're going to travel two thousand miles a four hour trip. You dollars forty four cents. if I owe money when I travel, will they pay me to stay at home . We pay farmers not to plant, pay me not to fly. Subbsidies, Rickic anduba, gravel, pirates, Rick andbubba green pirates. Rick W would you be somebody going to the Kiis I don't think we could I'm going be honest with Hello, welcome to the climate passports. Yeah. know I just flew in from the east coast to the west cooast and I feel guilty If you realize that was flying over it I began to cry the number of trees I was damaging. And my carbon footprint was something that became a weight Conscience For eleven dollars forty four cents, I would forget about this. I didn't know Mike Tyson was flying today He was. It was Mike Tyson. know. You know, I got into one of one of the greeners over there in Hawi.. I't help. You did? Yeah. Oh did.. Do we have any in ourudience? I don't wanna he from people that agree,? Right. I don't want to hear from anybody that agrees with it. Somebody that really thinks I wantan to have phone calls from people who actually think this is is real.'s a good idea. 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Listen to Arstrong Yetti on demand on the IiHart Radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts I've tried to lead the charge on a number of things. I've been successful with some unsuccessful with others. You know, things like, you know, trying to get people not to use the term could care less and to it get it right? It's couldn't care less And you remember, I completely shut down the phrase what you know good I mean I l the charge on it. I led the charge on that Well, I've often tried to teach people how to behave in a public restroom or even at home There's nothing that drives me more badty For me to finally have to take care of nature's business You know, dad and husband finally has that that moment to themselves and everybody starts talking to you. Ohah. Hey, Hey, let me where it words that And I'm like, hey, hey, hey I'm on the toilet. Yeah. I'm not carrying on any conversation. Witing onn the toilet I mean, just give me a minute. Greg, all that reading, I don't know about that. I like to just sit and think. Yeah. you and your thoughts. Yeah. Is that where that new picture came from? Hello underne But anyway, so and then the worst of the worst is when you have to deal with a public restaurant And these people that carry on conversations stall to stall. Hey man, braves off to us a tough starty Yeah take And you're just like, what are you doing? do that? roll in. What are you doing? Well, how about this, you know, people talking out there and a carry on conversation right outside the stall. Hey, we're in here to take care of business and get out outside. We don't care on conversation. Beautiful weather today.. Well, how about this? There's a Japan has invented under. Yeah right Japan hasge has invented palm size audio maskers. And this means that when you go to use the restroom A lot of people are embarrassed by any noise coming in or any noise that might be going out. And we've all run the bathroom water, tryed to do that flush and see if can take care of the noise.'s al water we it, bud or cough. So you know, in in a small house, you know, we we've all had And and what it is is this this this little invention It's about the size of a like it looks like a l. Are you wireless over there? What are you doing? Are paperless over there andading? I'm reading my I'mad in the war I'm reading. It makes the sound of a flushing toilet. Yeah. It makes that sound of a flushing toilet becauseuse a lot of times you'll mjudge your flushher toilet, you can't it happen. of suden the toilets starting to That's what it sounds like. Youit here. This is the sound effect. That's it. That when somebody's going, Hey, what do you think the braves are new You can just here you cantar you canan't hear you. R. I can't stand for somebody try to dress me when I gott to go to camp. I mean, donon't try to talk to me. What they jiggle a handle on you?y? Well Ill tell you this dude, they get outside too, I'll lock down. you know, it's rare that I could even go to a public restaurant. Yeah Oh if I ever go in, there's somebody in there, see if see I just around leave, I just turn around and leave I'll turn around and leave. What's up budy? matterave you ever identified shoes and heard what was going on some later and the storm went bl, I thought you would done. Yeah You know I haven't done that. Yeah, I haveven't. You had your old black shoes that was just in black shoes, you wrecked the joint. Yeah, I had a guy come by absolutely in the restaurant. You know what I told that guy the restaurant. I told that guy the restaurant, and I think we're both clear. no need to finish that play. Whatever you ordered today was a mistake, my friend They make a note of it. Yeah. How about it wr note to sef, no to number four He didn't treat you right R. Sherry's had made girl with you has no idea how your stomach feels. I've actually got up and left before and returned real fast and my wife's like, There's no way And I said it wasn't a good situation. I didn't like the environment Nothing toen. I got spooked. got to me out the green field. Yeah So they moved. Yeah, there's nothing worse to somebody came and said, Hey, I don't say you something, man and you're just standing there waiting on the stall Hey man, how's all Ba doing?'m Now we're good. m just I'm just in here I'm just s in here to wash my hands again. I'm just looking around. Yeah. That's when you hit the sound effect. Yeah's when I'm like. I'd like to have you you want one? I would like to. like to be a train whistle or something. Please be a jap Japese. By the way, did you know yesterday at the dinner table, somehow I had a family request that I had to be Asian man at the table and own the family. Oh just went So hass Buba doing? I can't har you. I do my business. I't it m It pate time So you know, I mean, right you know what? Maybe we should come up with our own. Okay? I was thinking about this, right. hereere's a good idea. R right. So this is I don't, you know, you can put any sound effect I. What if we put out the Rick and buub? I know we've been trying to come up with some kind of You know, um application and Rick andbuba app. What if what if you wanted to to like somebody kept trying to talk to you in the public restroom and you had your Rick andbuba app? Okay, somebody Hey, man, we just think about the ball game last night. How funny? And it a't dis answeral. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, what do you think about those? That's right, Rick. And it's in our app Wouldn't it be good? But will that solve your problem? Do you see that movie I? How funny Souldn't have the politician that has a siren A siren that goes off and it says fire alarm And it might be abody of lef. That's a good too Yeah. Yeah, that's a good one too. Or you could have that noise at the National Weather Service test Yeah God, that's horrible. I just set off some computer. But isn't that horrible? Yeah great. did have a nice digital time or something. I don't have to No, that's encoded. You're doing the digital s. It makes me. What about this one? This will make everybody question rather hit by that? This will make everybody question what's on the menu. Somebody trying to talk to you and you pull out this sound effect