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It's Rick and Bubba's Gest Hids Rick Baba, Ricked Buba JT, you you were talking about you had, you know, and this is look youre you're you know, going come in out of here. We talk to you from time to time, but you're very excited. I think you got a little something for us today. Well, the weather has just, you know, we've seen what's going on up north and now God forbid, we are hit with the possibility of a flurry or two here. I know we go crazy. I mean, like you said earlier It just goes nuts in the sunound So You know, I was taking Michael to school today. That's your son? Yeah. Yeah. And I said, you know Sometimes, you know You get weather guys in the south that just go nuts. Oh. I mean it is just incredible. Yeah. So when we report on weather in the south And it's flurries. I mean, schools close down and the bread and milk go out the st, you know, Yeah crazy So I just I was thinking about this guy that could possibly be you know, just a severe weather kind of guy that would report in Well, I've got to change to the broadcaster voice. goo ahead Yeah., us here. Hey, Rick, Baba, how are you? weather update for you Listen. Now, Buba, that's a broadcaster's name right there. You know it's a lengthy pause. It lets you know you're dealing with a professional broadcaster., you know who you sound like a cross between a broadcaster and a union boss in New Jersey. And Brion Rean Brian Re. Hello. Heybody listen, I need a broadcaster's name And it's something like dusty roads or sandy beach, you know got got a rain to it You got your weather warnings, your weather watches. I'm a big fan of the Woody Allen movies. so I was thinking Woody weather. That's good. Yeah. It's got a ring or weather woody. either way, it swings both ways. And the good news is you guys caught me headed into the blizzard down in Montgomery through you a big area that's four inches today. headed down to the annual ABG What's that? Area broadcasters get together Yeah, feellllow weather crazies come together. We're talking gigad satellite feeds and yeah, Victors and veors and Every year we've got a big theme for our big Yeah ABG where area broadcasters get together. What's the theme? Yeah this year's theme is Silawatts That's exactly what we're gonna be doing by the poool guys. Chill it a lot. get it Okay I know Now listen, Rickab Bub. We've just pulled over in our weather wagon here. s it's gaswall or disordving this on Weather wagon. H weather wagon, we're on the bridge. If I get my camera guy chuck to zoom in where you get your You know, the classic road bridge freezes surface area right before you pull on, you know But It ales. Lost his notes The line's better when you read it in order The road surface freezes before bridge. Yes. I' zoom in He look, we got a flake. A little tighter chuck Yeah there look, Oh gosh, it's melted already. But listen to good news Right here W this weather crazy Crazy weather update. I can't look at him Where's you We're gonna give you We're gonna to report weather on the sevens. That means every seven seconds. I'm updating for you. free You're gonna do it free. I'm sorry. Weetather on the sevens. Weather. So you better go get your bread and milk. That's all I'm saying Is that it? Because no just about the time. Look at f. me Just about the time you make that bread sandwich with your peanut butter and you take your first bite, and the storm's gonna be out of here. It's gonna move that quick Really? Yeah, I sharpen a pencil because this one's going into the books. Record, snow blurry And we'll check back in, woody weather on the road. Thank you, Bowser from Chhanana Our bull from N Core e on. Yes All right, so. So Jy, that was your new that was a new. How do you like him Well I really can't get Brian Reigan out of it You say for Brian Reigan Well look, you know what? Now When did this when did this bit come to you? This morning It wasor It was early, wasn't it? Well, you know, and I've way off JT's back. I've had this experience too. somethingomet at four thirds of it is a knee slap absolutely. When it meets eight fifteen, it just don't it don't happen, you know You know, sometimes it's better just on the fly I know that, you know, that's part of our business. You try things, you try. Quick, Stuart call, quick. You wouldn't run in there and let Stuart call from Vancouver really would J swanging it over to Stuart. So you guys don't like Woody, the weather man. Well, Well, it just I'm just There's of a new charac. Some we guys get over, you know, excited about it. Now get that part. All right. We got it. Rick, now I'm thinking that Michael, his very athletic son, Okay, was just giving him a charity. Yeah.. 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It runs it That's why having fast reliable internet You can keep up what really matters and why you need Optimum's famously fast fiber internet. This is elite stuff Optimum fiber blows flaky five G out of the water and keeps it cool with the fastest and most reliable speeds Don't slow down when things heat up. stuff is amazing So don't wait eight eight eight for optimum Visit optimum. com or stop by your local optimum store today Famously fast fiber thirty dollars a month for five years. you cannot beat it. Terms apply. See optimumot com for dails When it comes to looking your best, Beachbum Tanning does it better. Beeachbum delivers advanced sun and spray tanning, luxury skincare, and an elevated salon experience designed around you. It's why so many guests trust Beachbum for flawless color and real confidence. And now Beachbum is expanding wellness services to many locations, with red light therapy and infrared sauna, with more on the way, recharge your body, refresh your skin, reset your day. Beachbum isn't just tanning. It's full spectrum wellness. Visit beachbum dot com to find a location near you Hey everyone, it's Cal Penn. I'm the host of EarsSaay. Audible and IHart Audioobook Cub. This week on the podcast, I am sitting down with Ray Porter, the narrator of Andy Weir's audiobook Pject Hail Mary, Massive sci fi adventure about survival and science. And what happens when you wake up alone very far from Earth? I really had to make a decision because I caught myself getting that frog in my throat and starting to get teary as I'm narrating some of these sections. and it's like, okay yo, yeo, yo is this indulgent? And I really thought about it and I was like, No, at this point it would kind of be betraying the trust, the author and the listener have in telling this story if I don't go through it. There's places in this book deeply emotionally affected me And I left it on the mic. That's great ' it served the story. People will say like, oh my go God I cried at the end. It's like, yeah, dude me too. Listen to Earsay, the Audible and I heart audioobook club On the ArHart Radio apppp or wherever youre getting a podcasts. Curiosity story today to say the least. I mean This dateline Albertville, Alabama, better known by the locals as Arville Yes. An Itful woman is charged with endangering the welfare of a child after a bizarre turn of events Saturday Police say they found her driving on highway four hundred and thirty one with a teenager riding in a box In a box onn top of her minive You're kidding me. What? The lady was taken to Albertville City Jail. Police say someone call them about a minivan traveling on Hway four hundred and thirty one with a large cardboard box on the roof A child was found inside. Iember Officers stopped the van on highway four hundred and thirty one near Tson Foods. They found a thirteen year old girl inside the box Police questioned the lady about why the child was in the box and she said the box was too big to go inside the van. And she would be able to hold it down if she was inside me. she did not. She was waiting the box. I'm afraid She did not. I'm afraid we have a situation here of a thirteen year old paperwake my goodness. No this happened me one time when I when I made an F H. U Police question the lady. Qion the lady about if she thought the child was safe in this position on top of the minivan She replied saying, quote, the box was tied to the van Clothes hangers. Nice. Well, she's fine. No, she should. Everybody knows those are holding. Yeah, that ain't nothing wrong with that to still hear Oh They ever heard of maybe a piece of rope Ment t night close hanger Well if if the clothes hanger was good enough to hold it, then you shouldn't have had to have a paper weight in it, should would think. Okay, let's go back weight of a body. By the way, this box must be extremely important. I'm telling you. Yeah, they they might want to look inside that box Well, they really had plans for that box They had to get someh. Look, I understand. anytime you could get your hands on a big box as a kid, that was a good stuff. Oh, you able to forord out roll in it. As a matter of fact, the woman they actually ended up letting her go. Do you hear what happened? No, She said, we're gonna go home and paint it pink then ride aroundort. R. No. And they said, that's good fine That is rickat You every make people talk about it. I the How about the I mean, to me, this story I don't think answers all our questions. I mean I know we go back again. I got to know more information U now now since this city is in our listing area, maybe the lady who did this could call us and let me Ma'am She's in jail. No, she's out. No is she M. Ma'am need used to be. Ma'am, ma'am, would you I because here's what I got to know I got to know if youre you're sitting there going, you know something h, I don't think this this cardboard box is going to fit in the van And we're going to have to put it on top of the roof. Now I do have some clothes hangers I'm afraid to win, my Gnard. I tell what I think we need to do Hey once you get into the box and get up on top of the van and I'm going roll on Yeah I mean, you realize she made that decision and went with it. Yes, and I tell you that wouldn't do it that way. And I'm gonna tell you something, I'd like to talk to her about maybe doing some network sales for us. Yeahight. Be that's a salesperson right there. It is. It is. No' sitting in this box. Again, you I mean she talked her daughter into doing. You have to ask the question, what did we need a box that bad for And that's what I wantan to know. that box had plan And you had you had to go get the box carry it home. They were big plans for that box. You would think well, it's what's in the box Well now that's her daughter or thirteen year old. So I mean, and we could have transported her without. So it was just the box. See, there's no good journalism anymore. Whomeever wrote this story. How could you not ask the question, what was the box for? R right Yeah Right, becauseuse I'd like to determine whether think it was worth it. Now I think I'm going to say no. But I sure would like to hear it L they were moving and they need. You know, Oh something If you if you're listening, mana, we would like to, you know, just shed a little lot to this story and clarify. M maybe there's a You know, a reason that we could all wrap our arms around here and feel better about Um, or you know her or Someone related, mayaybe the young lady writing in the box could tell us I'm just, you know, it does leave a little it's kind of like you had half a meal. R R. I'm just not satisfied about this. I'm most certain I'm gonna still disagree with it, but I sure do want to know what that box is for. Right. Somebody didn't ask enough questions on this one. Right I mean, I can't think of any reason you'd put your kid in a cardboard box and put it on top of you. You know how you picture something? I picture the little little girl Climbing up on top of the van And like just getting getting down in there Indian style and sitting in there. Yeah. and everybody. hereere we go. Don't you have to do this, You know, when used to get in the back of a trb G it Yeah. We're all in. Here we go. We're all in. I'm ready, mama. M, I'm in D you M I go slow M Mama gad to drive her to the float C flowrown Y'all, this this is real stuff Yeah, I mean, guys the box, the cardboard box. As much as I want to say this story is made up, it appears not to be. M we got a lot of details here. And you know what? that's where we used to We used to work up in that area. I know exactly where this is. I could understand it if they said they found a treasure chest. We just said in it so it wouldn't go anywhere. I could understand that. O an iron lung. Sbody had to have something to breathe. You know, we gotta get into somebody breat Right holding down a vital organ. Right And it cooler transporting a kidney You know, something. We couldn't fit in the car, somebody had to hold on top. But a bx We found the terri I got a terrible feeling. they were load enough to go to trade. They were put a bunch of old records in it feel My daughter was sitting on top some eagles. My daughter was gonna put puppies in it and some old records. I. How about you this, my daughter was sitting on top of the Ark of the coovenant. Right. We understand we didn't want it to fall off the veil. something. We were digging in the backyard, found a million bucks and we didn't want it to fall off. Okay, I got that U Marie. Good in Gunersville, which is near Marie, go ahead It was pretty much. the reason why she had her on top of the van was to hold the box up there because they were going to some church up here in Abertfille to like spend the night in a bx Okay how the rembers. I cleared it up.. What now So that sl I know you're talking aboutat. I know you're talking about that old sleep in the box weekend. The old church in the box retreat. Yeah Got it. I remember being in UC. I remember that one. No, you know what it is? They need it it's part of the maze for the spook house for the M says And they they le that last piece on there. They're all interesteresting theories, but what was the truth? It was part of those church haunt houses tryed to scare you about hell. Yeah. It's the hell house. It's the entrance to hell on the hell house. They needed a big bom. Boom, I'm in the box, booom. I'm in the box I'm in the box. Or when all said and done, it could be this simple. They wanted to roll down the hill on pineay ye here. You're all over that, Bub. you're all over that one. Not much more fun in the world than that. Look, I understand mayaybe it's about bringing awareness to the homeless who have to live in boxes, but I gotta tell you That is not worth putting your child on top of the van. I'm telling him held down by clats. Coat hangers, you said? Yeah, they probably twisted and sudden stop's com. W you actking Buba, rickking Buba Rick Dateline Hemmond, Indiana and a scene that is right out of the movie a Christmas story. a ten year old boy got his tongue stuck to a metal light poole Police say the unidentified fourth grader was able to mumble to them. that a friend dared him to lick the pole Wednesday night Temperatures in Hammon were around ten degrees at the time. B the time the ambulance arrived, the boy was able to yank his tongue off the frozen pole. I will let me ask you let me ht. Let me ask you this this opinion, you know, this this scene was in the Christmas story too, one of the funniest movies ever And u I'm thinking Is it possible that he had the audacity to do what happened in a Christmas story? and that is to completely go from dare skip double dog thereare and go to triple Do you think he I mean, do you think what level of dare do you think was? not a single dare won't get that? No, no. no. Now no, no. According to the police, the ambulance crew was able to help the boy's mother with how to care for a bleeding tongue. A. Dumb. No know it'll stick. You're full of it. Yeah. Hell. Serious, a double dog dare. What else was left but a triple dare you? And finally, the coup de Grv all dares the sinister triple Dg dare. A triple dog dare you. Swartz created a slight breach of etiquette by skipping the triple dare and going right for the throat All right, all right Do you remember when he get stuck? How yeah Didn't the kids see this movie? Why would he do it? Look on, smmart ass. Oh,, I'm g. Flick's spinine stiffened, his lips curled in a defiant sneer. There is no going back now This is y Now how do they get it off that they put water I don't know. they get it off in the movie. The fire truck, the firemen came and it just showed from the window them, you know, taking care of the situation, but it never really said how they did. How did they do that? I think the yank is pretty much The yank you gott to have a lot of flowing water to get it off But it still bleeds. Oh, it could be very top top blline. Well, you know, that there's a reason that u You know, you have pain related to some things, so you won't do it again. Right Hey, it's Bobby from the Bobby Bone Show between the radio show and the podcasts and just constantly being on my phone When I say the internet matters at my house, it really matters at my house. It runs it That's why having fast reliable internet. You can keep up what really matters and why you need Optimum's famously fast fiber internet. This is elite stuff Optimum fiber blows flaky five G out of the water and keeps it cool with the fastest and most reliable speeds Don't slow down when things heat up. stuff is amazing. So don't wait eight eight eight for optimum. Visit optimum. com or stop by your local optimum store today. Famously fast fiber thirty dollars a month for five years. you cannot beat it. Terms apply. See optimum dot com for details When it comes to looking your best, Beachbum Tanning does it better. Beachbum delivers advanced sun and spray tanning, luxury skincare, and an elevated salon experience designed around you. It's why so many guests trust Beachbum for flawless color and real confidence. And now Beachbum is expanding wellness services to many locations, with red light therapy and infrared sauna, with more on the way, Rcharge your body, refresh your skin, reset your day. Beachbum isn't just tanning. It's full spectrum wellness. Visit beachbum dot com to find a location near you Hey everyone, it's Cal Penn. I'm the host of EarsSaid. Audible and IHart Audiobbook Cub. This week on the podcast, I am sitting down with Ray Porter, the narrator of Andy Weir's audiobobook project Hail Mary, Massive sci fi adventure about survival and science. And what happens when you wake up alone very far from Earth? I really had to make a decision because I caught myself getting that frog in my throat and starting to get teary as I'm narrating some of these sections. and it's like, okay, yo, yeo, yo is this indulgent? And I really thought about it, I was like, No, at this point, it would kind of be betraying the trust the author and the listener have in telling this story if I don't go through it. There's places in this book deeply emotionally affected me And I left it on the mic. That's great because it served the story People will say like, Ohh my god, I cried at the end. It's like, yeah, dude me too. Listen to Earsay, the Audible and I heart audioobook Cub On the Arhart Radio app or wherever youre get your podcasts. Summer is a gift It's the gift of days that last a little longer Brighter state of mind So giveift yourself a new Kia at the Kia Summer Sticker sales event, spepecially tacked vehicles including the Sorrento, Sportage, Carnival, as well as the Neuro Hybrid all backed by a ten year one hundred thousand mile limited powertrain warranty. So the gift of summer can keep on giving for summers to come. Kia, moveovement that inspires. Call eight hundred thirty four Ka for details hosto saf Free event and seven six twenty six to dealer for warranty details meeting Killer Bees is with us today. And we've got the update on the Bees family and we dated. Go Eagles. You know I just How's all that going? No, I was talking to Bees off the air. and you have been your' guitarist. You're guitarist, but you said you're really more of a BB King. Yeah. you just play lead runs. I know three blues notes, but I know them at two different dots And I wiggle them pretty good. Yeah. And you're pretty good guitar hero. So and I not at all. Really? Yeah, because you have to you got to be able to see good because when the little lights you know come on you got to push the buttons work like. So but you're saying that you're an average guitarist, but yet you're sixteen year old Is' a great guitarist. Yes Sylar is a monster. He's got a real good earir and can pick out all these Fute and alternate picking and sweep licks on the bo. And then you said Truitt plays in the band, but and also travels around the world. Yeah, his brother is a total different. He's a classical musician. sing Oscar plays French horn. at school, you know, and you're gonna have to sit your wife down. On the good side. exactly like me. So we can take that that off the book. take that off the. Yeah, we can take that off the table now. so let's admit we thought somewhere there's UPS man that really has a taste for classical music. They can say save up well Yeahmy, where did he develop the classical I mean, that's you're seeing strruck nat boy. Hey, listen, pint size brawler. My cherry Where honey I've shruck the host? Beause I just have a feeling in Mobil, Alabama, you're from Andalusia, you have all these southern connections Mobil's a pretty big area, but you're from a small town. Where did your son develop an appreciation for the st glass of. Yeah, F first of all, where did he hear that? Right. Where did you come from? Yeah, I have no clue, man, but he has always been a little brainiac about stuff. He's very cerebral. He's also a chef. He can cook all these stuff that you see on TV, you know, the cakes that look like sculptures and stuff. He can do all that. He made a cake last year for Christmas that was a stack of presents. It was gift w presents. Oh boy. Bes made out of shoes. I want you to stop for now. I've got to ask this question. Let me see if I have this right I kill her quest should to ask it I don't want to do it. Kill her be donon't. Kill kill her be. You have a son that is an opera singer The French horn not just plays in a marching band has gone around the world. Tomy spent three weeks in Germany. Correct this summer. Yeah. He may have run into and do He play Carnegie Hall. Right in New York and makes U Fabous. Desserts. So do I have that right? Yes. And he's in school at the University of Southern Mississippi. Which now that sounds pretty good. That' know' was a famous ballet dancer from that part of Mississippi. Thatay guy. And Uncle Duke Wilby. Did you know Speedy has an uncle who is a world renowned ballet dancer Southern A then S. Then Speedy, you know how uncomfortable I am with questing, don't you? What are you talking about? Well, I mean, because that's true th. So Rick and I were talking about when he goes to his son's ball games, his son plays at Auburn And I will go to the University of Southern Mississippi's games to support and your son. Absolutely. And I can tell my neighbors, well, wellru's playing we got, you know, southern Truit's playing got toa go You know, And but when Rick goes to see his son play, his son's getting his ankle taped. And when I go my son's getting his plume adjusted his ming band hat. Well you know what, aren't you proud of? I am because he's tough. He had turf toe and he played the entire medley. does. Yeah, you know He's in it to win it. He w He was win it. I saw it the other day it marks from the goal line to goal line. and hundred yards. one hundred yard, ninety nine 'cause the drummer cut him off So we're not the only thing is when Rick goes to see his boy play, his chest gains about ten pounds. I kind of get stooped over and stuff. I notice my posture sort of changes. Changes a little bit. Is it that uncomfortable moment when everyone's rushing to the concession stands and get food and you're moving in for to get a good look. Right, right. you know You get to talk to your son about man, that crackback block on that in the third quarter. I saw that was awesome. I get to say stuff like Well that trail During the thing that went B was awesome. That was great. I've never seen a pigeon fly that far off from a horn Sam. That was piercing, son. That mouthpiece we got you is really paying off I love that. But I mean, mean you're proud. You you gott to be proud. I am proud. I'm proud. You realize how few people are as good a singer and musician as he is. Very few people do. If your son's never done shake, shake, shake, shake your booty on the forty three yard line withith a French ar, with a melopham Now can he spell stuff or they do that? they spell? They spell stuff. I'm not supposed to lif the cat out of the bag, but for next year, I think they're gonna go three D and pass out glasses to the people. The way No, look, you get a green plume and a red plume. Siously. Oh your hands like that and then you the little't miss the visual. Yeah and it does that And they you know's like one's coming at you once goingight, right. Yeah, they're working on spelling. Right now, they're working on spelling bye bye Obama. three D. Boy. Yeah, when nobody leave everybody stay for that one? Yeah, But you that'll be crowd moment. We will spike the something in the end zone. Do Do you wear the little badge, you know, that says my son p chair French horn or what do you I sometometimes I'll put my jacket on over it Yeah forgetting killer Yeah We just forgot. You know what? canan I tell you this because least I go know you know we're old in Hattisburg. Right. I go to a game you just rememember a game every Saturday. And if you've ever been to a college football game The band brings, I mean, they bring the environment, man I mean, I get a chill when the band starts coming out of the chute and they do the little high stepping thing and run out Rick, I get a chill too. It's kind of Niffle. Yeah. B, you guys really brought it. Rick Do Do you talk after the game? I think y'all beat the other two? No, 'cause his mouth is sore Okay, we Why do you continue with this ass questioning? Dude, if you've been pucker When you puck the pregame show the halftime extravagance.ight and the fourth quarter and the fourth quarter. Especially if it's a tight game. You know how much lp strength it takes to play ho that tiger? Yeah. you Yeahah, that's not any That's not that manamby pamby the triangle right. Right, right Look at my wristesil from triangle. I don't have to go through that. Right. Okaykay. At least he's got a spit valbe. At least he's playing a brass instrument. Yeah. Yeah. and that does require a lot of expertise, Frank. Dude, let me tell you, you gott to make fist right too? Well and it's almost like martial arts when you twirl them. And ' they can they do canan he do all that? Oh yeah Oh, there's dexterity involved. You got if you don't have twirling You can't make the little bs that go on those fancy cakes he does. Rick. You You know, it's gold It's gold. You're going to have to live through it, but it's commonly. Let me tell you, you gave us a lot of fun today, but now you're gonna have to face it. Say we just go back into our lives I gott to make a new one. So you work that bit up. People will be going blue coll or what You know? It's a great bit, but you're gonna have to really walk through it Thank you. I appreciate y'all bringing out the best in. Have y' ever got a gam this with you? I believe you have gam. Rickin Buba, Rickin Buba Hey, it's Bobby from the Bobby Bone Show between the radio show and the podcasts. constantly being on my phone When I say the internet matters at my house, it really matters at my house. It runs it That's why having fast reliable internet can keep up what really matters and why you need Optimum's famously fast fiber interternet This is elite stuff. Optimum fiber blows flaky five G out of the water and keeps it cool with the fastest and most reliable speeds Don't slow down when things heat up. st is amazing. So don't wait eight eight eight for optimum Visit optimum. com or stop by your local optimum store today famamously fast fiber thirty dollars a month for five years. You cannot beat it Terms apply, see optimum. com for details When it comes to looking your best, Beachbum tanning does it better. Beeachbum delivers advanced sun and spray tanning, luxury skincare, and an elevated salon experience designed around you. It's why so many guests trust Beachbum for flawless color and real confidence. And now Beachbum is expanding M' services to many locations, with red light therapy and infrared sauna, with more on the way. Rcharge your body, refresh your skin, reset your day. Beachbum isn't just tanning. It's full spectrum wellness. Visit beachbum dot com to find a location near you Hey everyone, it's Cal Penn. I'm the host of EarsSay. Audible and IHart Audiobook Cub. This week on the podcast. I amm sitting down with Ray Porter, the narrator of Andy Weir's audiobook project Hail Mary Massive sci fi adventure about survival and science. And what happens when you wake up alone very far from Earth I really had to make a decision because I caught myself getting that frog in my throat and starting to get teary as I'm narrating some of these sections and it's like, okay, yo, yeo, yo is this indulgent? And I really thought about it. I was like, No, at this point it would kind of be betraying the trust, the author and the listener have in telling this story if I don't go through it. There's places in this book deeply emotionally affected me And I left it on the mic. That's great ' it served the story. People will say like, oh my Godd, I cried at the end. It's like, yeah, dude me too. Listen to EarsSay, the Audible and I heart audiobook club On the IrHartt Radio apppp or wherever youre get your podcasts. Summer is a gift It's a gift of days that last a little longer, a brighter state of mind So giveift yourself a new Kia at the KIA Summer Sticker S sales event, Eespecially taged vehicles including the Sornto, Sportage, Carnival, as well as the Nuro Hybrid, all backed by a ten year one hundred thousand mile limited powertrain warranty. So the gift of summer can keep on giving for summers to come. Kia Movement that inspires. Call eight hundred three three three four K for details host Joseafree event and seven hundred six twenty six to dealer for warranty details Anytime you see the headline, Woman with beer can in hand starts brawl at weight You know Yeah do you you even need to read the story after that? You know, the fact that anybody would show up at a wake. with a beer in their hands. I gotta tell you That's going be trouble. That's going to give you some issues.. This is dateline Magnolia, Arkansas. Sheriff deputies say a Texas woman started a brawl at a wake in Arkansas when she arrived, Rick, as you mentioned, with a beer can in her hand The woman, fifty two years old. As my mom would say, she ought to know better. R. Yes, she should. Faces third degree domestic battery charges as does another woman forty six year old Over the march twenty ninth fot, deputies say the first woman arrived at the Christie's Chapel church with a beer can in hand and that she refused to leave The first woman then allegedly grabbed a man by the face leeaving scratch marks on his lower cheek and causing him to bleed. Y The man's mother then allegedly slapped the woman and kicked another woman in the chest. D't don't got a full brawl on her hand. Don't lose sight of where this is taking place. Right In a church at someone's funeral. A sheriff's report claimed the woman with a beer became passively aggressive False There's you a term. How do you become passively aggressive? with deputies and said that no backwood country cop was going to take her to jail Understood. she also said you can't bend more arm behind my back. Well H the sheer taste is outically. Let me cut Greg's mck Yeah, Magnolia, Arkansas. Yes. Yeah. She couldn't leave the beer in the car. You know, I can't even leave it in the car. I'm drinking it on the way to the wake, but I'm not even leaving the car because I ain't finish Ially was be hot when I come back out. This always leads back to that discussion about moderation. There's just so few that can really fall. Well, it'd also be hot when you come back. But if I leave it out here, it's gonna be hot. I flat? I'm must open it. I'm gonna go in there and tell Toby how much I, you know show proper respect and ain't nobody going stop I mean, Tob me and I dranks together and I'm coming in here and I'm upset. I ain't leaving out there in the car and be hot I'm not high I'm passively aggressive. What's a big deal? Passively aggive. Ain't no red neck cop. Ain't no backwood cop. Yes. you' G remove me from this. Pper respect. The term, just the term passively aggressive. Yeah is an oxymoron. O't make sense. Hey as soon as I'm done with here. I don't tell him I ain't a good person. I'm afraid it's me you l. l.. I'm a good person. good part s s I'm done here, I'm gonna go have some salamon Cross the road Um, you know, Don't you wish I was your mother Well, Greg, your mom is One of ' them fifty two, one of them forty six. Wow Shn't you know better You know I'm going to say this too. Just think if they've been out helping salamanders, this would never have happened. Let me say this too. I know a lot of a lot of times with, you know, we baptists catch and flack for abstaining from the drink publicly Uh, you know, but I'll tell you this. I'll tell you this a Baptist wouldn't have got there with a beer in front of people they knew Okay and and this would have never happened. That's right. They would ke it in the car and put a breath min in for. Absolutely. O they have just skipped the weight and gone fishhing. Now there are a lot of baptists don't realize it mints don't cover beer. they think it. Hall's cough drops on't e.ight. Then it just smells like beer with Hall's cough drops. Right but no Baptist no Baptist would have walked into a funeral carrying the beer No. And also Babtist you would have had a casserole with it. Right. And Babtist also know enough to have a cooler. Yeah. I mean, it' keep it cool. I mean, come on and a cozy. way we are cozy. You whatver And you set it in there and you come back. it depends on what kind you got. Right to So this here's another thing that's not addressed here. I'm assuming this woman drove herself there Who knows R Let me somebody to call this question What what is not told in the story and I'm reading between the lines There's a man involved there. Oh ye. And this is about some guy And both of them Dayaton. You're right or he doubles he cheated on her. I think Yeah that's that's left over from the basketball game last night. He cheated her and yeah, I was talking about North Carolina. Right. is a trap defense? Yes downown low. lookook out. That's what you got to do if you're going cover. But anyway, got a trap U I mean, you know there's more to this than what the story say This is Tobbey's died and he's got a couple of women lay. They both show. and they both both did these both of them showed up. I'm going come in there Hey, hey, I know him. I tell you better not be there Yeah you know, I'll tell you this, if Deborah's there there's going to be trouble Yeah And she probably said she didn't like Deborah because she always went to wkes with a beer in herom. Yes she thinks she is I like too that the mama got the fighting. That's the good too. You know what, if your mama had to kick some crazy drunk woman in the chest at your funeral, you didn't live well Yeah I hope at that point in her life. mother's through fighting people. Yeah. really do. I like see them lay down the gloves at forty eight for. M bakake cookies and stuff Yeah, How about this when you standing there at the gates and you don't think you think Peter just walked and said. You kid me, R? I mean, I'm looking down here to wake you, seriously I'w whereere you got to see. That is what you got. That's the mess you leaveving behind Somewhere along the way, you didn't make Rot turn But to But anyway who knows maybe was a great man W women were just acting to food from some other Apparently I all at him he has to be proud. Don't you know that they were sitting there going, guys, somebody needs to be on Phyll's watchatch She comes in here with that beer. you need to tell me. Hey Phllistraza, do not let her in here She's drinking. Oh. And there's a guy that came back with a bloody face from the nail says, Well, I tried. I got knees for you. Ph Phllis just got got me with the nails and she with the hand that didn't have the beer. And she's coming in. I wonder if she spilled her beer during the fight. Oh, you know she did't. I don't know. She dr her I knew a guy that was fishing one time that actually lost a big fish because he was fixed to spill his beer by trying to land it. So he just let it go. Ghana. Right. let me say these. I can't remember that. Hey Greg, I want to round the boys up. Let me say this. mostost great drinkers that are t a beer into the wakeight won't spill it It'd be like some assing you to drop you go boo. Well say, I don't think they were great drinkers. that's the story. G. You know, she had to hold it up. but once she found a place to set it down, then it was on. Yeah I assure you that the first scratch came with beer in the other hand And then she realized she need both hands and she set it down safely Unless she was blind.. It was working her way back to it when the backwood cop.s she was falling Yeah, escorted it out. She was reaching for it on the way. Yeah, hey trying to grab it on the way. That me it. You know, we really don't know the whole story because when did did the cop did it take time for him to get there? They It was a big We had no B gap in the time there. I mean, was he already there? Was he anticipating a braw? Tue I'll tell one thing ain't no backwood country cop.'re gonna take her out, Bub. Ain't no backwood country cop we're gonna get her beer. L some high Sorty debutant. You know. Yeah, I gotta tell you, I'm not sure you can call anybody backwood. You're had to wake with a beer. But but you know look, we've all been in advance for somebody who fill in blank. Let me tell you hopees thosel don't show up'll be trouble. And then there's over who are hoping she does show up and said that because Buba's all over this. This woman was told by the family do not. Do not come to this way. Be she was some kind of controversial person in this man's life. obbviously. So she got at home and got to knock him back courage saying they ain't gonna to keep me from this wake. And she got just enough courage in her so much so she would carry it in and says I'm going to the wake and ain't nobody going to stop courage like a lock and that's when it all hed him S that beer start drinking back And next thing you knew shed all kinds of courage It might have seen at someone's funeral I'd love to been there I'm be Well, we heard it. I love stuff like. I read on a little further. said part of the reason she was mad is she was scheduled to go see Midgets versus Mascot Oh my gosh. Where's that music? Yeah I thought this was that segment we were gonna purge that. it really it's hard to get away from it if this is the next topic, Isn't it Any altercation involving magics I'm all about to. Oh my goodness. There's that. They have the magic braw down the rest one. Yeah I want to underline Buba has nothing to do with this. Now Buba is not in this. How about this? B, My email does appear first in the list, but that me means you click get that right. right. I mean, I' go aad and search down for the person you really wantan to talk to.ave I just wait at Greg Struck to talk to face to face. Oh, thank you. I wan to live fight on Little Pople Big worldor Rickin Baba, Rickin Baba Hey, it's Bobby from the Bobby Bone Show between the radio show and the podcasts constantly being on my phone When I say the internet matters at my house, it really matters at my house. It runs it That's why having fast reliable internet You can keep up what really matters and why you need Optimum's famously fast fiber Innet. This is elite stuff. Optimum fiber blows flaky five G out of the water and keeps it cool with the fastest and most reliable speeds Don't slow down when things heat up. stuff is amazing So don't wait eight eight eight for optimum. Visit optimum. com or stop by your local optimum store today. famamously fast fiber thirty dollars a month for five years. you cannot beat it. Terms apply. See optimum dot com for details. When it comes to looking your best, beachbum tanning does it better. Beeachbum delivers advanced sun and spray tanning, luxury skincare, and an elevated salon experience designed around you. It's why so many guests trust Beachbum for flawless color and real confidence. And now Beachbum is expanding wellness services to many locations, with red light therapy and infrared sauna, with more on the way, Rcharge your body, refresh your skin, Ret your day. Beachbum isn't just tanning. It's full spectrum wellness. Visit beachbum dot com to find a location near you Hey everyone, it's Cal Penn. I'm the host of EarsSaay. Audible and IHart Audiobbook Cub. This week on the podcast. I am sitting down with Ray Porter, the narrator of Andy Weir's audiobook project Hail Mary Massive sci fi adventure about survival and science. And what happens when you wake up alone very far from Earth I really had to make a decision because I caught myself getting that frog in my throat and starting to get teary as I'm narrating some of these sections. and it's like, okay, yo, yeo, yo is this indulgent? And I really thought about it and I was like, No, at this point it would kind of be betraying the trust, the author and the listener have in telling this story if I don't G through it. There's places in this book deeply emotionally affected me And I left it on the mic. That's great becausecause it served the story peopleople will say like, Ohh my Godd, I cried at the end. It's like, yeah, dude me too. Listen to Earsay, the Audible and I heart audioobook club On the Arhart Radio app or wherever youre getting a podcast. This is Tab Rammos from inside American Soccer, and this summer top golf is turning into the ultimate soccer destination They're not just throwing games on in the background. 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Summer hits different at top golf The dateline is Dfiniac Springs, Florida. fifty five year old Alabama woman has been injured After she fell out of a motor home traveling on a Florida interstate while trying to use the bathroom The Florida Highway Patrol says Sharon Glover had been drinking when she fell out of her moving motor homeome on Interstate ten near Pensacola on Tuesday. So she was drinking There's a shocker Cry music singers. drunk.ways been a real fell out of the Mller home while trying to use the restaroant. It did not have one in it I dis owned a few. Was the line too long at the door? What's going on every? I guess it's because I kind of. Chang my direction. Allright wiz Family tradition. Tell me now get on me and want to know Wh do you drink to get drunk. Wh do you roll, smoke? Bom, boom, boom, Wh must you li songs that you wrote or that I call make people at g it over and over Everybody making my prediction. Well I get st I' just carrying on Family. Bubby, the good news is they said they think since no charges have been filed and she doesn't seem to be seriously injured, she should arrive on time tomorrow in Knoxville for the Alabama Tennessee Rick, according, according to the story. She walk think that's not where she's going. She walked to the rear of the vehicle to use the restroom fell and slid one hundred feet on the pavement before landing in the grass. She was taken to the hospital. Authorities say it's unclear if she opened the wrong door or leaned on the door. Is this it? First bathroom, I see it No, I'm not gonna wait, I'm going now I got one in the front. What door is it? I can't ever find that stupid bathroom? The driver noticed. Hey, how about this? Has anybody seen Mama? Yeah. Whereing me? Where's mama The driver noticed that Glover had fallen out of the motor home and pulled over about a quarter of a mile down the interstate. I'm gonna tell you something, I'm glad you finally quiet back there Can't even hear myself than it. It took a while of s that took. It took that long to pull over. Let me tell you how it was pulled over. Hey, fellas, could you hand me another drink I might tell you, mama, where's your mama I think the little steps came out when she it. I it. Just about as bizarre, a National guardsman toting two unloaded M sixteen assault rifles. to security at the Michigan Stadium that he was part of an official honor guard and was allowed to go into the stadium of the Michigan Michigan State football game according to authority. Okay. You know what? I gott to tell you, I'm thinking that two M sixteen should alert security. Might need to get on Ewaukee for that You know, how about this put down that lady's camera bag? I just saw to him sixteen Now before he went into the big house where more than one hundred and thirteen thousand people had gathered for the big game A police officer ensured his weapons were empty and double checked that he did not have any ammunition on him. according to a spokesperson for the University's Department of Public Safety. Not trying to be unreasonable, sir, I still like to know why you have Yeah A member of the color guard reported the imposter who was escorted out by police Around four fifteen PM about forty five minutes before kickoff Unfortunately, he used his uniform and his status to gain unauthorized access to the field His response was that he really wanted to see the game. He couldn't get a ticket. He thought he would use his uniform for