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I got what's the most American thing you've ever done What's the most American thing I've ever done Is it like Stand on the edge of the Grand Canyon with like a hot dog and a beer and a little American flag andah like what what I don't even know how to define it. Is it just Go to your fireman's pancake breakfast This feels like Americana go to the parade on Sunday. Yeah, I was thinking the parade there's not a lot in my to a baseball game. My youth that wasn't aimed at girls and boos. You weren't thinking America. sururfing Skateboarding, girls and booz kind of ruled the first, I don't know, twenty five years of my life When you say Is that fair? I mean, are we stopping that at twenty five? Well, yeah, I mean, other things entered Okay. You know what? That's your America. No, that's not. I think it's the going to the parade You're just you're rec calling it right? mean you know, I mean am I going to find something somewhere in the memory banks that Maybe, you might Mbe people will text us. they're like, what's the most when you were like, Americana. This is the most American I've ever felt. I feel like, as I thought about this a little bit this morning My kid was a second grader thing was his first year in Little League It was like a sunny day. All the moms were there. They were pickingic baskets. The kids were getting burgers over at the at the concession stand of the dads are all yelling stuff It was I was like, don't look at me. I man like a Mom, I'll give you a dark turn. Oh, and then we'll turn right back away from the dark turn. Oh Godd, the dark turn. The most American I may have felt is nine hundred eleven Like after that, there was something a patriotic feel around here that was You don't do that to us. What was unknown to me at that point. First of all, I mean, people still say to us or at least to me, you know, I was with I was that's where I heard. Yeah That was the most connected maybe we've ever been I'm I'm one hundred percent in agreement. You know, I was there. I was in New York and It was not only just there was just this feeling of patriotism But also like that city I've never felt more like part of a like community. L everybody was just together. like it was crazy, but Yeah, I think you're right, Ben. That's like a really dark turn. I know But it out the bestust in us you're right There was a feeling for a long time after that about like it's us against Dam And we're all and we're together Anyway, that's actually a good point. You're right. It it's, you know, I was looking for lighter stuff. you know, like I bbecue and Uncle Dud D a Peter's house. You know what it went when it was. I was drinking a Budwiser. I had a rubber in my back pocket. I was watching a baseball game and a pie was thrown at me. Oh an apple pie Oh of course. It was amazing. Obviously I feel like Fleet week too is a time where I feel kind of I feel pretty patriotic when when the bllue Angels are flying, I'm just like, Yeah this year. that was a huge. We made that. That's Oh, that's one of my games today. Did America invented or not? Oh, that's pretty good Yeah G going. True. Everything No wasn't everything, but A lot is from here. A lot. Pardon me. A lot is from America though. A lot Like look sound sound nations. All of that happened here. We look like that. Oh, sure, that of course. all the stuff I'm looking at an Amble computer I O Google Chrome. Yes Also here. I think of like the eighteen hundreds as being like this explosion of like machines and factories and pollution and Just like that was like America kind of at its at its most amazing production levels Like I I mean, obviously you can't dismiss what's happening here in this area in particular But a lot of what gets invented here gets produced elsewhere, like we don't really manufacture anything anymore Not really But it's what. I feel like As we've gotten as as the world has gotten smaller I love that we do have part like even the space station, you know? Multiple countries. Uutilize that that we all get up there. That's that's us Var it from various places Looking back at the Eth That's why, you know, even when you were saying nine hundred and eleven, I thought to myself, that was when I really started thinking, if you know how we get everyone together and everyone on the same page, the aliens come And then we're all like, oh no, you don't This is where the Earthlings? Well, I've said this before. there the there's a show It's one hundred years old now, so no one will get to it because there's too many TV shows to watch, but Madmen had these moments on it where They show things that happened in America and you watch it and you go Yeah, they rolled a TV into the office place so everyone could watch the moon landing. Yeah And that is another example of like There's that connectedness. right. that we're all watching this because this, I mean, it's not the world Yes, World Cups really cool. Yes. I'm digging it and I'm watching it. But that one moment where it's televised like that was it. Yeah Everyone watched and it all work stopped as people watch this ort from the moon Right. Well, we all got our news in this, you know, from the TV or from the radio, from the newspaper. Like that was it. We all sort of had these same sources. We could all be united. Everybody had seen this stuff And the moon stuff, I feel like that was likeike so American. likeike we did it. We got on the moon But it had it was a global accomplishment. We're all humans We all we're amazing Yay, humans and happy two hundred fiftieth birthday, America The American Dream is not dead It's not. I agree. I'm a big fan. I would say it was funny driving in dririving into work And for the record, there's no one on the road. Oh, I know it was lovely. None. likeike and silly few people Did I like the pandemic or what? Like all of a sudden I'm sitting here driving with no people and I'm like, let's get back to this. How do I get this again in my life There's no clusters of cars blocking the entire road. The pod people. The pod people. I don't get you pod people. I don't know why you Wh you group together? A you guys right a posse? likeike what's happening? Peel off or leave one lane open. Right. So people can get by, but either way, as there I was all alone on the freeway coming in this morning just gone, I missed this. I know it is great Great But I don't miss the pandemic No just No. There was a lot that sucked about it too, but traffic wasn't one of the things Yeah Yes KoC, KLC HD one San Francisco, Sereminy Alice's Morning Show. One thing before I give you a little tease here Tucker Sampson Oh yeah, Cousin Tucker is in the open the US senior senior openp championship He finished yesterday in a field of hundred one hundred and fifty six people in one hundred and thirty seventh place or something like that. And then today he is He starts the day in I think I can't find him now. It's now that people are starting their game for today There's movement. There's a lot of movement. It'll be it'll fluctuate all day. Yeah. so hes tryry, I'm hoping I can find him. I think he's like the he's like in the one thirties That is there's no shame in that. No I tell you something. Right like what did you score? There's something about competition that changes what would normally be An easy game. Yes. I mean, not an easy, but you know, like he's a great player and suddenly There's more pressure on every shot And it's not something people automatically I agree. And even as I'm looking at some of this stuff, you know, as as everything starts to kind of populate, like yesterday, he went out at four o and five in the morning. The sun didn't even rise until until six AM. Like the field is huge right now and they're starting people on the first and the tenth. so They've got this whole thing running really fast. And I feel like they're going to and I think today's the last day where everyone gets to go again They're going to cut it down for the weekendolly But it's funny like, I recognize a lot of the names of the golfers that are in this like the older guys that Well sure I didn't realize. They've worked their whole life Yeah being good at this game. Wh they go tour exactly. I mean, there's eight hundred grand on the line. so That was the top Yeah, that's I remember This is what's rat lot of competition. like watching the penalty kicks, watching people try to finish their golf game with a respectable number when they're coming undone Right like that is one of the things that happens to you is You miss a shot You get frustrated You miss another one. Now you're you're really downward spiraling. Tucker was nine over He shot a seventy nine, which he probably never does when he's alone. He's pretty bummed I only very briefly had any kind of conversation with that part of the family. But I wrote in this little note about life You know, whisper in his ear. You know, I always trick you into being happy by saying, oh my God, you're so handsome and courageous and brave and all that stuff. I was saying stuff like Wh You mean full of it when you say all? No dont no, it's all true I just have to remind you I'm just reminding you. That's how I was doing to Tucker. Oh Nobody's as snarky as you You're the of all the cucumbers, you're the coolest You said that to him? Yeah. you know, I just don't make him laugh.. Like get out of your own head, dude. I just know how he is. I'm sure he's like. Well, yeah spinning out and his game he's probably looking at his texts going I'm on TV and I'm sucking. Stuck talking to me about cucumbers. I No, he's not on TV. You have to be good to be on TV, Tucker. So I watch that's the whole day of golf And I did not hear his name once or see him once because he was, you know Down to is down in the bottom, so there's that I'm gonna let you guys, this is another thing about America, the freedom to choose. Would you like to hear? Yes Okay, then I'm just going I'll just press go on it Is it dancing on that way by a van Hill I't take that. No I'll just play it again. do that Oh man. Wh not? Ina play that. He asked for it. You know, I take it back. Oh no She's in a mood today, people. I am in a mood today. Hold on I suck at this computer, but I am going to make this happen. Select one. hereere's this one Boom Select B Here we go You did not. Yeah, I did Oh my God Good morning everybody Welcome to your Friday, America's birthday, Taylor's wedding probleblem solving. We've got it Oh B Bay area, good morning. Coffee, please. Wake up with Sarah and Vinny. This. Every morning, on Alice. ninety seven three. Summer is a gift, the gift of days that last a little longer, a brighter state of mind So giveift yourself a new Kia at the KIA Summer Sticker sales event, spepecially taged vehicles including the Sernto, Sportage, Carnival, as well as the Nuro Hybrid, all backed by a ten year one hundred thousand mile limited powertrain warranty. So the gift of summer can keep on giving for summers to come. 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I was just thinking we have someone like or something Okay, here we go, Fast fact More people visit Las Vegas every year than the Grand Canyon Slot machines are more of a natural wonder when they p. I believe that Well, you don't get they're not, this is not a true or false. This is these are facts, Vinny And you can't question the fast facts. You do it all the time No Every time. I never do. Almost all time I'm just woing in my own head. I'm not even This is not a slam because I know, you know, Arizona is part of America. even though we've tried to sell you seventeen times and no one's buying And all you get to brag about is air conditioning. And your cool name, you're all zonies. and The giant hole in the ground. It is beautiful. If you look into it and you go, this is overwhelming. Let's get out of here. But the drive that I took with my family when I was a little boy, which, you know included probably seven spankings along the way because you were a bad boy. Well, no, I really wasn't. I was just a normal boy trapped in a car Like what did you think was I' gonna be a real boy. And I didn't have iPads to just keep me entertained. I know what did we did with anything except for for our parents. Yes, that's what we did. No either. He's touching me. Yes, that too All the times. But I got there and I certainly went o the Majesty. Now get me the out of here What are we doing? Right? Are we going down into that thing? Ore we just gonna stand here and look at it? Is there a pool down there that we can go swim in? because T. And I get some energy to burn off after three days in the car. How Do you remember how many days it took you to drive there? But you were all in like the family trster. Here's what I would say. And I feel like this is most kids on family trips. There are things that you're doing to entertain yourself like looking out the window. And maybe you see someone you're dri like I'll give you an example. There you are. you're sitting there. And your heads on the door jam and you're just looking out the window and you're seeing nothing for And then you see someone who drives by and you're like Wing them as entertainment. Yes. they're on the high car going the same way. And those are the kinds of things that you might be able to entertain yourself with. R Like make a face at someone and they flip you off and then you giggle. R That's about it. There wasn't much to enjoy and certainly not a lot to mark. the distances or the days. It does seem to me that if you're driving from southern California out to the Grand Canyon. Yes, there are some mounds Yes, there it's just it's like Yeah. It just seems so boring. but I feel like That was kind of the challenge of the road trip. I feel like they're a lot less challenging now, which I'm not saying is a good thing or a bad thing. It is I have said to my kid after three days in the road on the road that one rooad trip we took, Yes, you can watch a movie on your iPad Yes. because this because this k same out the window the whole time. they They tried to be good about it But remember we used to do You'd sing rounds I hate all that stuff. You would play License play games. All that stuff sucks. You would play None of the car games are really that fun I know, But they are still something. What is the what is the other one I see?ggy. Oh I spy. I spy. I spy was good. That It's not that good though because on those roads there's not a lot that you see. So when you a haawk or cactus The construction sign You got me You know, like well there's not a whole lot to work with out there Oh my God. You know, I'll tell you it's actually simimilar to being a kid when you're just in a car and you get taken places Now we look at our directions commit any of it to memory So there are a lot of times when I go, I'm going to go wherever I'm going and I put the instructions in like this happened to me Not that long ago the time I missed Dw one's end. like I know how to get to Golden Gate Park. I't need to But I put the and it took me right through the city and into traffic. Yeah It was what Pride weekend? It was Pride weekend and I was on I was south of markarket trying to get through. There was just like And don't worry, we held the whole show up for you. wait for you to get that. I wish you hadn't. like everyveryone would have been fine with he's in traffic. We're going to start the show. Yeah We didn't want that Was there no show without you v finished? I don't know about that. I think it would have been fine. Anyway are Anchor Man right Burgundy. My point is I'm going get him something to read. ofen you will You'll pay so much attention to the directions you're getting that you don't even know how to get where you went. Right. Oh. There's no question byy the way, GPS an American invention. And keep that in m, keepe that in mind for later. That's one of my quiz questions Then it rules. It does. If you're going somewhere and you go, o my God, I forgot I needed to and you just in your Directions thing weighs, whatever you use. How do I get to hear from there It'll route you right from wherever you're at to that spot Yeah. In real time. Yes Or You could say I need to We forgot to bring that one thing. Can you find me a target adddd a new destination? Yes. A add a stop. and in fact. I would like that. It rules. It really is the best. It was like an army thing Otherwise, we'd have to go back to our original starting space And then closer direction or it's the only way we know how to get there. So we're like, well, I gott to get back to that in order to know where my turn is. Yeah, GPS rules. Yeah. I guess we don't have a map You're one of those people's whoose Homes is on the rerouted Yeah W home from Tahoe. That sucks for you. It does too. It doesn't let S G us have like a ho. There's a S us has a way. It's a big reroute. Oh they're just please beach traffic, stop coming through town M every summer, they live with that. I actually can't believe it hasn't lowered house re values The whole rerouting people off seventeen through Well probably because the people who are being rerouted are like, we got to get a house here. This This would shorten our drive to the beach so much. Maybe Although, you know, do you have Three mill on you No, not on me. I mean I'm in my car on my way to the beach I I'm done with fast backs. I' You know how our girl, So we have a girl. H her name iss Bob. And she's the best She She's in Northern Michigan. I don't know if she's already there, if she's leaving to. I don't know what her deal is, but she's getting married prettyon. And one of the things that she said is they're not having a cake They're having an ice cream truck And I was like, what And it turns out, Taylor Swift heard her say it and said, I'm getting an ice cream truck last night at their little rehearsal dinner at Madison Square Garden up rolls The ice cream truck I'm like, this is amazing Of course, Bob has her finger. on the pulse An ice cream truck rolled up outside Madison Square Garden By the way It was a hundred degrees at the time and everyone's all day. It was it's been very hot and most we're doing okay here. The rest of the country is cooking In fact, your boy Tucker is probably. Oh my Godd. He lost ten pounds in sweat yesterday They they everyone I was looking at on that on that they have, you know, golf outfits really are amazing becausecause they wick away a lot of like they don't have a big stain. It seems to even out the whole look and stuff, but there's they are glistening people Yeah the arms, the necks They all of the like thing around the back of their head to not get a sunburn. Everyone looks a little You know that like Red in the face Just, it's too hot.m sweatating There's sweatating every crack on my face And they're seniors so they have a lot of cracks in their faces Anyway Sorry, Tuck Tucker, you still got it, man. You feel like a cucumber or something. Oh boy. With New York City roasting under triple digit temperatures, the timing couldn't be better Rlls The frozen treat truck. It looks like this one is and I don't know what the deal is with Bob. She was saying though that they're going to have Sundays. So maybe it is a soft serve thing. This one is a soft serve one You walk up, you can tell them what you want Iice cream is enough to send the Swifties into detective mode But don't worry, Tims is out there covering all the action I just thought, how fun That of course They're copying Bob's wedding I got some rules here for Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey's wedding guests or I can give you kind I have a rundown on the schedule that I can give you Well, I want all of it, so just pick one You know what? I think I'll start with the schedule The This is for so yesterday ten thirty PM was the end of the day for the for these are crew things and this is part of the permitting. They had to explicitly lay out What was going to be happening at Madison Square Garden for the city? When are the roads going to be closed, et cetera So at eight AM yesterday, trucks two cabaret tent box trucks at eight AM to build a twelve foot by sixty foot entrance tent The loading continues throughout the day, Lunch from twelve to one O PM, the loading continues. The arrivals begin the hundred or so guests for the pre partarty night, this is the rehearsal End of the day, ten thirty twelve o one AM this morning. Full street closure Cabaret tent box trucks arrive and build starts slash ends for main second tent. twenty five feet by one hundred eighty foot drive through tent. And this is a build that goes from twelve o one AM. until PM. two PM there's some kind of crew call, which I assume means that there're like the new thing there's a shift where now the service people are coming in. the build is done and the service people come in to set up for food, set up Others Places to sit three to five PM. doors open guests arrive five PM to twelve AM There's the event. The event continues until four AM july fourth. So the event itself is the wedding and that's tonight The event is well write the reception. I don't know if they're actually going to have any kind of ceremony But probably No they're going to like this is so over the top And I I'm not surprised. I shouldn't be surprised. I would have actually liked her more if she'd done a tasteful little thing But of course, she's living the biggest life of us all of anyone. She is living the biggest life. She did three hour shows on a world tour. Like there's just nothing she's doing small. and I'm not surprised by any of this.. And every ticket was a zillion dollars. She know that they declared her midway through the eras where where she was declared a billionaire And she's now a two billionaire There's once you get a billion dollars, it just it gets out of control. It just gets bigger and bigger. That's what we all need a billion. And then it just grows and grows and grows Anyway, thousand people today. ish. they actually say the permit is for five hundred and nine hundred and ninety nine people. We've also heard that she's invited twelve to thirteen hundred people, but it's massive Square garden. so I'm sure they can accommodate everyone By the way, they're also saying, there is no castle. But everything is fabulous. Apparently there are people in the know, people who are vendors, people who are showing up to do some of this stuff, little bits. Tims' right out there interviewing anyone anywhere near the place Actually, that was a funny thing on the news yesterday, just like, Whenever you'd see a cutaway to anything, it was always The reporter on the scene outside the barred off places on the road talking about. Well, we're just here for our vacation. just so happens that all this nonsense is happening here. We don't know we have to walk three extra blocks to get around this now. Well, this is quite inconvenient. You know, it's very warm here too I'll enjoy your time They had the CN people like they'd be Oh, they did a party. Yeah. Yeah, they had all that there. and then this morning they were like, you know what, Swifties, don't there's nothing to see here. You don't need to come here. Yeah. they're looking and they're going there's nothing. They built a tent even for the trucks to drive through. so you can't see anything. No trucks getting unloaded, nothing Oh it's fascinating I'm out of time.'sing I'll get to other stuff. I got azillion other things. It's really hard to just let me ask you a question more interested in guuest list. or the ceremony I'm interested in both I'm more interested in the how they're gonna to decorate the inside. I guess as I was just talking about like a ceremony reception I'm talking about what is the physical manifestation of Taylor Swift's dreams. Do people wna see the picture of them up at the altar, you know, next to each other, or do people wna see Blake Lively outside banging on the window? Give me both. I would if I have to choose, I'm going blake lively. Right I mean, that is real drama. That's the drama. People are I think they're hanging for that moment when they either see her or it's official She didn't show. You want to make a bet on it? I mean, I going. I think she's going. Get out. I think that this is part of Kaylor Swift is like all about something to talk about I bet your dollar, okay? All right. It'sonna to be a couple weeks before we can figure that. That makes me so angry every time we go on vacation There's some major thing every single time And then I have to sit through the whole vacation reading all the fun stuff about all the horror, the, you know hilarity. I'm like, o my God, of course All the other DJs who aren't on vacation this week are eating this up You're jealous of that. I mean, you could stay. I'm not staying, but you could No, I'm definitely not st. I'm ready yeah. Plus, I've had a lot of Taylor I feel like Eper A little tailord time out Fireworks and fun after these All right. Wake up Wake up with Sarah and Vinnie. They're great. They're awesome every morning. Every morning on Alice ninety seven three D p Alice ninety seven three Sarren V Hn. It's Friday. That's the important part here. It's Friday. It's a lot of people are off today. I will say thank you if you're watching us on YouTube. Where are we at? seventy five people I mean, for a day where everyone's, you know, staying home, I I'm pretty impressed. That's good turn out. I'm sure it's all about the progress on Maddie's mustache. It's got. Yeah, you gott to check it out He's going to take it off though, you guys because the lad. He' got some dates coming up here. I would you know what? That's what I had to admit that I would take it off too. Yeah, unless it's a fully established flourishing thing But it's still scraggling. Well, it will live on. yesterday I did a you know, I do these free seminars for podcasters every once in a while and then those videos get cut up and used on, you know, for lots of things all the place. Goodness. So I almost shaved off before that, but I was like, No, look Let's go with a mustache for that I gotta say, you might be able to pull the thing where you've got the full scrag. Like you know how some people can do that? likeike it's good right now over his over his lip guysu that don't give one bleep are the ones that get the girls anyway. Yeah. likeike that's the guy who shows up with the dumbest mustache in the world and ten dollaritas in his belly. That the that is the guy the girls chase home. Yeah. notot the guy who's like, I shaved and I washed and I I'm sure in my favorite cologne and I'm hoping The guy was like can we make this fast? I got another date later on this evening. I'm hoping we're a good fit. I really prayed on this.. That guy gets left the bar Okay I'm gonna go to the bathroom real quick By forever I meant. I mean, am I wrong U no, right. You know what Don't give it another thought. J show all grubby Be like, what do you want? What do you want from me Well you got to feed you first? What's happening? Be like that. Maybe it'll work. You know to McDonald's. Oh boy. All right I don't mind McDonald'sy happ anyy meal you want on me Pick a number. Oh, be still my beating heart And you know what o ahead and upsize it. I got superersized.. I thought they stopped that. D they? You can't superize? I don't think's superersize anymore, but you can up it Oh, you can't call it superize. Yeah, I don't. No, I thought they stopped that because of what that movie did. Oh Well, you can always order two Oh there so ye. Well he didn't say you could have two. Well said you I will throw in a hot apple pie I gott have a little of. I't had hotle pie for McDonal' since I was a kid. I I love those. They would burn out of the inside of your mouth and you did not care. You'd eat your own skin and you're like, o, well, that's going downin. Going down with the apples. That's groy Up there's the top of my tongue, goodbye See you later Okay, where are we? We're going to have bad advice with Scott Capurro at seven o'clock in the morning. In the meantime, we are already off the rails and it's time for this What's up everyone? this house repeport is brought to you by Fremont Bank Pleasant tenin Hey Pleasantant. Grab a blanket and enjoy free live music at Lionss Wayside Park community concert thing Bring family, meet your neighbors and make Friday nights a summer tradition. Concerts run through august twenty eighth from seven to eight thirty. Learn more at Pleasanton downtown Dot net You're reading it, okay.ery well done. I'm reading along with you. I thought you just guessed. Oh, well, all this time, I thought you were just guessing. Proudly supported by Fremont Bank. everyveryone. Bank An American institution. Overcast in downtown San Francisco right now, but sun and warm later low the high eighties. It's going to be a nice summer day It's good. Yeah. I'm pretty pumped. I don't love the, you know, sunlight beaming into my room at nine PM. love that. But everything else about summer is pretty good I'm enjoying myself. you. I am with you. That is kind of the drawback is that when I got to go to bed at six thirty, it's still broad daylight for basically three hours It's a holiday weekend. In fact, today is the day and So here, because Fourth of July falls on Saturday this year, the holiday closure calendar is more complicated than usual. Oh okay. Federal offices are closed U. S. Postal Service will be open and mail delivered today, but not tomorrow which is actually the fourth of July. Okay. we are getting mail today, you're saying They're saying mail today, no mail tomorrow It's hard to know what everyone's up to It really is. I don't I don't. And then something will get delivered to your house at nine at night on a Sunday and you go, well, okay, there's no Yeah Who knows? I wonder if that's also gig like side hustle work is sometimes it's an Amazon truck And other times it's like a random de in a white for door pulls up, hucks some stuff out on your b. I deliveries just become the way everyone shops, unfortunately, in my opinion, but it's just It's happening kind of aroundound the clock. and poor sucker who, you know had to pick up a shift for the guy who didn't show and now he's got double the delivery and he's delivering into the, you know, the nighttime right because he needs the job he or she, I should say That's the reality. Just okay I'll be out here a while I'm here for. I always try. you should try this too if you can afford to. I always try to offer them some water. I don't really, you know, I don't say, hey, would you like to use my bathroom? but I will say, would you like some water? And say ask to use the bathroom No one has But I'm available, you know to talk to. And if it's a number one, aboutought my backyard? Is that wrong I feel like You now they have to specify. Like now they've come to ask and this hasn't happen. I think if somebody asked you to use your restroom, you say, yes, of course You know, he's Mudy Le say that I have had people I truly at our little beach condo. Yes. I've had people say, I'm just out there rinsing my gear or something. I've had people say, canan I park in your driveway Um no Why would I let you do that? I don't even know you Well I just thought I'd ask Can I use your bathroom? There's public restrooms down on the beach. Yeah bye. Those are for you Now these aren't delivery people, but I'm just saying. Sir Randos we're using your street to get down to the beach Crazy what people will This is where I live. Mhm I showed up at your house and said, could I use your restroom? Would you be like, Come on Would you could you find beach goer. You would? Yeah, I don't care. If someone knocked on the door of your apartment and said, I was walking by, The door was ajar to you know, the general building and this is the first apartment I came to, may I use your restroom? You'd say, Sure Let me say in my building, it would be it would be a no because it would be, you know, somebody got in and all that. But if I had a house And I was out in front of my house and somebody walked up and' like, Hey, I need to use the bathroom, I would absolutely say, sure I'd walk inere any Christian of you. I would not do that I would be like absolutely. what are you do machet from behind their back and chop you in the million pieces, kill you in the shoebox and then put you under all curtains when they move into your new your house. kick your cat new h. I would be more they should be more worried about me Come into my house. Why not Maybe I'm a dangerous fellow Maybe you are. You just scared the living. you know what out of me? Hey, everyone. donon't knock on his front door. Yeah, also I feel like it isn't it too bad, but No. don't know knock on anybody's door and ask to use their bag. It's a weird thing. It is a weird thing. and I don't want to I'm going to say no to anybody who asks me. I'm sorry, I don't know you goodoodby California offices, most state government offices and services will be open today I would let a woman in. State employees will be given a holiday credit Oh, that's nice Yeah, that's anyway. So today is a holiday. There's a normal weekday schedule today for Bart Caltrain normal weekday schedule today. So some stuff Normal Others closed. You can Google that stuff or I'm looking at you're at news if you're concerned about something being open or closed U It is in fact fourourth of July tomorrow. America's two hundred fiftieth birthday is finally here. So exciting There are several big cities, including this one. The Golden Gate Bridge will be closed Saturday night for fireworks from eight to eleven PM. From the top of the bridge is incredible so exciting. There will be cities across the country going all out with massive firework displays Smaller towns though, not as much. These things these shows are expensive expensive And with inflation and the cost of things being more than ever and the concern like Yeah, justust gas prices You know what I mean? R? We can't even afford to drive these fireworks there. And And that is another thing though There still will be a lot of people road tripping despite the the prices for gas The roads are gonna to be packed and it's gonna start today. It wasn't this morning, it was actually a delight driving in. but yes, it was wonderful. I was like, oh my God, I feel so alone At some point the party people will say it's time to head out to wherever. Grandmass Sarah's Right, Maddie. Right, wherever your wherever your party is gonna to be Some communities say the prices have skyrocketed to the point where There's no money for fireworks. So Check out the bigger cities if you're looking for a big time fireworks show. because the smaller cities find themselves you know, pinch and pennies Here are a few firework safety tips Don't let your kids handle fireworks. Oh That's a solid tip. Also' just gonna hand them all you know a lighter and a box of craft sevies's parents handed matches and lighters to kids and said Please get out of the house. It's why some of us don't have all our fingers You joke I'm not joking.. I remember having do you remember those bottle rockets? It's like a Like a little mini firecracker kind of shooter on a long st on a long stick and youd stick it into a bottle and shoot it up. But we we would like go down to the local baseball diamond and where all the bleachers are it'd dark out and you'd have like a war where you're lighting these things, holding them in your hands until someone's close enough to let it go and it go and then it explodes It was I look back on it and go, We are so lucky. no one lost an eye or blew off a finger or Dummies. Kids young kids can even hurt themselves with sparklers. So keep an eye kids while they play with fireworks this holiday season Keep a big bucket of water or a garden hose handy in case there's an issue. Yes, immmediate dousing is the way If a firework doesn't go off, tryry to pick it up and rel light it Oh That's good advice. You think you've got a dud, but it may be something some kind of delay boy, lightight fireworks one at a time. and then move away And don't hold them in your hand as Sarah just said she did with the bottle rockets. Not in your hand. No No. Y hands are B best tools you're ever going to have We You don't eat just take them for granted until something happens and you don't have one of them. or even just down a finger. I mean, you need your hands. I'm reading this book where a cat not only is alive and a superhero and called princess, but She's sassy And there are times when Carl, her partner in crime, will tell her to do something and she will scream back No thumbs, Carl. No thumbs And you realize and you hear that, like Let's go We are unique. Yes, we are The opposable thumb. It allows us to do so very much. G damnit donut D Dut. They're fun books if you're looking for something. Dungeon, Crawler, Carl. Ga be a show. Yeah, supposedly. But you don't wna I don't know how they're gonna do that. I don't either. and you don't wantan to wait for that. You want to read those. They are they're just fun. There's like a there's a rhythm to them that I really started to dig and there's some real creativity Really listen to them. I tried reading and I read a lot. likeike it takes a lot for me to be like this is just kind of getting a little Performance on these books is amazing. There are moments All the time where some line comes through on that book and I just want to write Either one of you to say Like just the line, just hoping you'll remember it, but I don't know if you do. What I think you should start laying that. I mean, there's one thing that gets named later in in the books. I think it's in the seventh in the sixth or seventh book. And I was like Lady garden That's one where I went. A lady garden. It's not. It's a. Yes. I am I remember her saying that You're talking about bees, Lady God? Yes. Yes. That is not what I'm thinking of You I don't you will know. it's it's so funny when it happens that you're like, is that is this really happening? That' really what they're naming it. Crawler Carl Yeah They're fun. Yeah. But you got to listen to them. It's not ye, the listen that that is actually high art just in that these performances are incredible but the book itself is just It fun and fighting and it's very much like a video game. It's funny and it's very crass Never use fireworks under the influence of alcohol or drugs party people. Too bad this isn't a checker. checklist. It's never getting checked, I know And don't get cocky. accccording to the latest data, only fifteen people were killed by fireworks in twenty twenty five But around thirteen thousand people were injured We all think we're cool until like half our hand gets blown off. thirty five percent of those injuries were to the hands or fingers twentyenty two percent of those injuries were to the head, face, and ears And thirty eight percent of those injuries involve burns. A. Just be careful please. Also Aren't home fireworks illegal here? It's different this is a problem c different in different cities. So like I told you the other day I'm driving through Pacifica and they've got the traditional fireworks stand Yeah right there on the side of the road There's I don't see I haven't seen them anywhere else though. Right. So A if you do you see them in Mill Valley? I do not. but I do have a friend who knows, you know, he's got a friend, friend with a friend He knows where to go. We get sparklers every year because we have a sparkler dance as soon as it gets dark And we wet the lawn down and everybody goes barefoot and we have Bart our. We have video of it every year since our kids were little. The whole Friend group, doest? Yes You just dance. Yeah. You run around, you write words with your sparklers, it's thoses crazy music going. You get a video going. Yeah. I' at least I would say seven or eight videos from various parties with. Pat gets the sparklers Oh is the guy. That's the guy with friend Oh, did I not say that? You I meant to say My friend, some anonymous friend. Our text number is eight hundred four hundred three six nine seven on this fine third of July. Matdie's got your texts U Matdie is not on a camera. There are two empty boxes on your YouTube. I know, whereere's I' what' going on with it. And listen I know I appreciate the text. But we're we're it's Th things are not normal for. Is your shot? Yeah, Is there no thing you can touch to start that up? I tried. Anyway. we're down to man today. We're down a man today. I'm done to focus. So it's really the Vinnie show Yeah. I'm the one that You look beautiful As always You're in focus. Yeah, look how beautiful you look Ohre I look relaxed and I feel relaxed and I'm doing my show, but then I see it and I go,, sit up straight, you puke Jesus Christ. Anyway, dont don't worry about it. all right. I'm just letting people know justob is Michigan. Okay If I want a good morning, can I please get a birthday? shout out to my daughter Emberly. H birthday is Elizabeth but we're having her party tomorrow. She's turning two Happy birth. Eberly. What a cute name. I think the name there's a name in the Pixar movie about the elements and I think her name is Ember Yeah. Right. She's the fire, right? Yeah. I also have heard the name Ember, but Emberly's like what a cute little is. So yeah, it's just a play on that. I love it Uh seven o seven talalking about Tucker. Yeah twenty seven hundred and eighty golfers tried to qualify for the senior open. Tucker broke eighty on a golf course setu to make the best golfer shoot par This is a huge deal. Go Tucker. I'll be following his round online today. Anguin Anguin Bob. Let's see another. Oh, I don't know. I think he's on the he's on the uh course right now He's the only tucker who's playing. Okay. I do not see his I don't see any good v. Good vibes and variety, Tucker. It's coming your way from Alice nine sevenenty three Five when I work in a radiology department at the local hospital, we have a bulletsin board dedicated to firework injuries. They can be gnarly I'm sure. you know, I think of it and it's not something I'm sure this guy's proud of, but there's a guy who played for the Giants I believe he was on Oh summer vacation from the NFL He was I believe it happened in Florida U fire, he was in the midst of one of those contract negotiations that was gonna set him It was already rich, but this was going to be all the money. and he blew his Handoff. Yeah, basically. And they would not he wouldn't he went dark want anyone to know what had happened to him. He's in the middle of this negotiation and then they start going We need to see you We need to see the status of your hands. He blew fingers off his hand. I remember this was not that long ago. was Per Paul Per Paul John or something like that I don't want to say ten years ago. But he did come back. He played again, but it was what it was it hampered negotiation just because they went, We need to see you. Yeah. We can't meetard a guy whoses hand got blown off. Yeah, we heard this We're not knowing what st what the status is Was it at the wrist? Right as it at the elbow? Well? Was it just the very tippy tops of the fingers? Gnarly. Just one. Be careful out there, party people. Be careful.'t don't be an idiot. It's hard. I know realize that of and until after you've already been an idiot. now. Coming up in a moment We're solving some problems. Oh good. You got problems? We've got answers. Scott's got a problem. He just texts me and said he's he's trapped in the elevator on the garage level. So I'm going We all belong outside We're drawn to nature, whether it's the recorded sounds of the ocean we doze off to, or the succulents that adorn our homes. Nature makes all of our lives, well, better Despite all this, we often go about our busy lives removed from it. But the outdoors is closer than we realize. With All Trails, you can discover trails nearby and explore confidently. With offline maps and on trail navigation. 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G go rescuing him there. I don't know. I'm gonna. You can take my thing. Yeah, I know. He must have gone down or something. I got. Yeah. I'll take your thing. Great. Yeah. We'll see. He'll be here. I'll get him here.. All right. Wake up Wake up with Sarah and Vinny. They're great. They're awesome every morning. Every morning on to Ellis ninety seven three Start your day off the right way. kidding withith Sarah and Vinnie. Wake up. Wake up with Alice, ninety seven three Yeah Yeah Alice ninety seven three ceremony, Alice's morning showh. Hello Friday. A lot of people off, but we do have some people watching right now and let's see one hundred eight right now, that's big And we've got Scott Capro On camera. fantastic on our YouTube page. We're alive America turns two hundred and fifty years old this weekend. That's two hundred and fifty years of freedom, questionable fashion, reality TV. And somehow we're still arguing about pineapple and pizza It's awesome, by the way. case anybody wants to fight about it You like pun What? Are you the person that likes that Are you the person that doesn't? You know what? For me, pizza, put anything on it, really seriously. Any with melted cheese and oil? You know what? You don't even eat pizza. I don't e pizza. Yeah.'t you don't get to have a voice in this. You eat boiled apples. I have a thirty one inch wasate at the age of sixty three. That doesn't just happen with pizza, Sarah For God' sake, but I do I will trade my thirty one inch waist at sixty seven years old for some pizza. I do I love I just that smell. And we were in and out the other day because we're shopping for a h, so we're eating garbage food And the in and out, that smell. didn't E in, he couldn't wait to get home. He shoveled it and God those fries that strawberry shake is so good. It smells so good. So you had some. I had a bite or seven. I mean, and while I'm driving, which probably wouldt doil. But you know, people do a lot when they're driving. They don't just drive anymore. I've noticed in this traffic going to and from Santa Rosa. People do a lot. I saw a woman she last night we were driving home And her hands were on the wheel like this. and I thought she was doing fossy hands, like driving the music Yeah. And then she picked up she's painting her, she's doing her nails while she's driving at sixty five miles an hour. Well don't worry about it herer car's got her. Perfectine. Have everybody's cars driving them around? I thought that too, but the beamer that almost killed us going up, she swirved into our lane and And I said, donon't these new cars have like beep on them?epep. they turned it off. Pe turn it off. They don't like it They don't like it. It aects their driving capabilities. They turn it off. Allry poped down for a minute This part of the show is brought you by Creative Energy. Creative Energy's freedom to choose Fourth of July sale is happening right now. You can choose between having the sales tax covered or special financing on select hot spprings, spas and endless pools. Visit creative energy dot comot Skotka Pros joining us. Do you have a show you want to promote? Club Fugazi. Oh on july twentieth. I haven't hear Fugazian forever. And they called me, who know? I know. Someone has my number Yeah, that'll be fun. july twentieth. Yeah. And then next week, I'm U I'm reaching for my bag so I can remind myself. Oh boy ' so well prepared Listen, tick tick because we're gonna get to some advice here. my sweater phone I'm not wearing my gl. You are featured Yeah. What? You're a featured advisor. Yeah on this segment. That's right of our bad advice. We' together expecting you get your head in the gate. All right, no, I'm here for you guys. I'm at the Balboa Theater on the eleventh of July And are you? That's weird. Why? They do they do really it's a really great space. Oh I'm sure it'sonderful. It's really fun. You already committed to my party. so just you the day it is. Oh canan I zoom your party? Can I zoom your party? Is that right? Can I zoom it? use You can come early know it's so funny. You know, the argument we had the other day where you're like You know what your wife's doing at this party this weekend? And I was like, no, I actually I don't. I said, you knew of you were having a party. Our boss yesterday in the meeting goes, I'm with you. I have no idea what my wife's doing this weekend. I have no idea what I'm doing. I' have no idea what I. And I do want to setle. What day is my party been? I would have said I don't know. Yeah But I'll get there. I mean one I'm a one day at a time guy. Well your wife knows about it. So I'm sure she's got it in her c right. Thank for Christina. I'm just trying to get to know Are people bringing their children to that party? because I plan on doing some pretty dirty jokes. Are people bringing kids? that Is that happening Not anymore. All right Well I thought Id worn you for first. I'm glad I mentioned it. He's not doing a set at my party. You're not gonna safeway cater this again, are you? You're gonna do something? I would never. You always safe wayay cater. What are you talking you unwrap the Saran wrap and food's on, you do that all the time. I don't know, did you read the invite? You have to bring something just so we're clear. Of course. Well, luckily there wass a safe wayay near you, so I'll fit right in. R . Cs are salad wrapped in pl It's like airplane food. I'm really looking forward to it. Wait, but it starts at three, right? It does. It'll be away by five thirty years. Great. Oh I'll be what?'ll meet I gotta figure out what to do with my kids now, but I'm also going early and le. You do not to worry about your children. No I think when the acid kicks in we have to go, becausecause there's creeks, we want to walk along this stuff, aren't there? right? Is that right Yeah. So yes, the eleventh of the twenty fourth, I'm I'm at Santa Rosa at the your new hometown. Yeah. You're looking for houses in Santa Rosa. What choice do we have? It's all we can, you know, that's all we can manage, I think, for what we can afford. Yeah. Well, you don't have to buy buy a home.ave triave you looked at the rental market in the back? I understand. I'm just telling you though that if you hate a town that you don't want to live, you don't have to move there. I like Santa Ros. It's nice. It's. Super cute. There's Jny. I'm not against it. You sound against it. Why do you hate Santa Ros? What am I miss saying? Do you hate? You are mitching I don't hate it. All right. Okay, we sound like Kati's all right. We drove through Kati last night That's cute. I actually love all that that sort of Nor I guess that's actually Sonoma County. It is Sonoma County. I love it up there. if we could afford Petaloma. Oh my Godd I know. Petalluma used to be like the far reaches and everything was so cheap. Yeah. You could get something on D Street for million bucks when I first moved. Yeah. Yeahah, way under. And we st go up there to do watch cruising on Saturdays. they cruise cars on the main street And people yell from Cruising on Saturdays was why Why aren't you cruising? They yelled out from their car if you're standing like waving at them. It' so cute. It's so ninety fifties. It's so backward. And now it's forward, a certain thing. Well, we can't afford it. But yeah, my husband's like, what about What's that town? Cloverfield Cloverfield? Cloverdale? Is that That's where you were gonna go. Yeah, every time someone says Cover I screw it, I think it's Cloverale. Which one is it look It's probably against Cloverale. I guess that we don't know the name of it's probably the reason It' actually really It's super cute, right? Yeah. They have Cverd Cloverdale. There's a lot of people there in life But it's far. Yeah it is far. But the thing is I believe the smart train's headed up that way. I think it's gonna to terminate Cloverdale. Does that mean they'll be smart people. The smart train or the The smart train. It's that new, it's that high speed rail that they've got going right now that takes you to the Lark Ster to the city. In under five hours. So the air is in under five hours. Well, all right, well, we'll think about thiso joining us here It's weird you go look at houses,'s a warzone out there. It's a complete war zone,brace yourself. What are you talking about? Well, you go to a great curb appeal. Look those centeros in nineteen forty eight homes look really, really cute. Then you inside,'s like, what was there a cult in here? Did someone die? look like a death sce? And then there'sh, there's a cubyole over the door. Why is there a cuubb hole over the door? Oh, that's the fourth bedroom. That's the bedroom. Well, they man, yeah, you can put somebody like stuff a body in there or hide a child. Why is there an oven What's going on? Pe It's a very cold splash of water when you me like I'm lucky enough to be buying a home, but I don't want this one. Seriously O the I'm gonna put it in a m Seriously or the even we've seen today. My husband's a double virgo. Let's keep going. I'm like, honey, this is not a marathon. At like house five, I said, canan we take a hydration break, please? No, we're going Keep going, get aco bagel and needat a try. It's like you just doing like an open house tour We got because if that's the case, you do only have a couple of hours.' seriously we got gott to keep going. We got a realtor that knows well the lock the little had to get in. And he sat us down at Avid coffee and said, you guys, you guys have you guys have to focus What do you mean, Michelle? His name is Michelle. I don't want to get into it. Anyway, said, you guys have to focus You have to choose a town. We can't go to atadi to Sand Ra. You have to choose you have fcused on a neighborhood. There's so much online this week. And then he shows a list of like forty eight houses we' supposed to see. He's like, really, you have you have to narrow it down you too. You have to narrow it way down So we're like, all right We want a pool and a jacuzi We want two bathrooms and we want all this for under six hundred thousand dollars. What do he got And so ye, So they narrowed it down significantly. zero Yeah.. Yeah, he drove us to Tracy and dropped us off. Yeah. so the pool's out with no pool. I mean My was Brazilian. he wanted a pool. You know what that's like? But no pool. Yeah. so yeah, that's gone. Jacuzzi, maybe, maybe. if we buy one once Okay it's time for some bad advice Yeah I know. it's very exciting, isn't it Uh first though, it is the two hundred fiftieth anniversary of Murca and here is A fast fact That B cam America has more than seventeen thousand public libraries. That is Far more locations than Starbucks and McDonald's. That's right, libraries. Close them down. Close them down. Don't worry it's happening on I'm just joining. But r right now in two hundred it's a two hundred fifty year mark More than seventeen thousand public libraries. you go to my public library in the Westerndition and people on computers on their phes It's like, just stay, home, what are you doing here on that thing? And then they're, you know they're browsing in cognit out. There's so many kids in there, the little monsters touching things Oh Godd, anyway, so yeah, it's not a proper library anymore. it you don't just go in there, you know and cruise them ends. Okay, I'm sorry I brought it up. Here we are. H's And listen What did you just say I'm going to start with a follow up. This was one we did a few weeks ago Scond floor mans. don'tisten. six Foor mans. I'm just telling you S you for next Do you remember a few? Oh my Godd, we're never getting through that. Just I give up. turnurn me off. I'm not sweating. I don't wan to turn you off. God I want Scott to shut up for a minute. Tod I'm aware H Boo This woman battled her weight down. I think she I think she ended up losing something like a hundred pounds, right? And she's got got a kid and she's got it but now she's got all this extra skin and she's like I'm saving for a house. I really want to have that happening in my life. but I also really worked hard to get to this point and I want to have this very expensive operation.' with sister So we all said, You got to just go get it done Yeah. You did all the work It It's so expensive to all that It is Not only that now, so here's the follow up. She God he makes me woosy. It actually look like all the blood's draining to your head. That sounds like the second floor bs. So this is the lady who wrote about the Tommy Tuck and the boob job. She wanted to get it all fixed up. She thanks so much for the bad advice. She contacts the guy, the doctor, and he says, until you get your rheumatoid arthritis under control, the plastic surgeon will not do the surgery. Oh apparently. donon't ask me. I don't know, but she's that's on hold she had a different problem And this one's interesting. because I feel like I'm gonna read it to you. I can't wait to hear your thoughts on this. I feel like this is like People do this manipulative thing and it's being done to this lady. Did she say she's tattooed? I'm sorry, didid she say that? You know, I have some pictures of her. That makes it really complicated having the skin Oh no, I I don't think it's that. She's got She has some arthritis and Oh, who cares if if like part of the verse gets cut off because you cut off that skin? I don't know If were if you were getting a tummy tuck youd just get a tummy tuck. Yeah, I think that that's the more important sometometimes have to the arms and all that and there's all this it's really different Well just now it's time for more tattoos. We'll get that fixed right out. Yeah. Okay. so This is a lady who wrote in about the tummy tuck and the boob job. She can't get those. but here is She says this isn't really a huge deal on the surface And she's not wrong. It's not a huge deal, but it's interesting She says, mayaybe I'm being petty But the more I think about it, the more it's bugging me. Tell me if I'm crazy Backstory My partner and I have been together twenty one years. We had a four year separation about eight years into our relationship, but have been back together and living as a family for the last nine years. They have two kids a teenager from before we separated and a toddler from after we got back together Over Memorial Day Wekend, we rented a cabin with his family His sister was there, his brothers, their kids, O of his brothers brought a new girlfriend he's been dating for a few months. That girlfriend also brought her sister Now So there's a big gathering and some new people involved here Now I'm a coffee girl, she says I can really I make homemade infused syrups, fancy cold foams, flavored lattes. like she's like a A home barista You get the picture. My partner Coffee every single Not only does he refuse to try my coffee creations, but he'll actually make fun of them. That looks gross. I'd never drink that Stuff like that So imagine my surprise when I walk into the kitchen one morning and see him happily sipping this elaborate foamy coffee that the new girlfriend's sister made She's explaining all the fancy steps she took and he's over there drinking it like he's auditioning for a Starbucks commercial This should be what When I asked him about it later, he said, I's just going with the plow And honestly, it really hurt my feelings Let me get this straight, somethingomething I've always enjoyed gets mocked or dismissed when it comes from me, but when a complete stranger does the exact same thing, suddenly he's all in it. Am I reading too much into this Thanks, D don't say my name. that's it That's a tattooed person as well. It's this is her second bad advice. Right. Okay But she wrote to say I took your advice, but then the doctor said, no, you can't have that. No, she has to divorce him. I think that he's ' he's having an affair with that woman that he's trying to impress. Isn any He's emotionally connecting with her Obviously on a level that he's never emotionally connected with this person before You know, It's like it is a new person syyndrome. There's no question. There's he might not Isn't this a goddamn coffee commercial? What is the one where she you're right? Fank never drinks my coffee. He never has a second cup of coffee. My coffee. Oh Yeah She's having hers and she's smelling it. It looks like she's having the big o And then the husband denies and you can realize they never had the big O together. But this chicken so she's duping me. Yeah I don' think she's duping you. I'm just saying it sounds like a like the story, I'm like, this is from a coffee commercial. Yeah I don't know This is And I didn't remember the line, but it is like Yeah. He never has a second cup of my coffee. Yeah cares then she realizes that but's not using whatever cont No, I say you oh, you mean who cares about that? because I care about her. No I think that they're not connecting emotionally and that's just bothering her about this. And I also think I think this is like the little tip of the iceberg thing. like somebody who denigrates something that you are Clearly like it's one thing to go, You know what? I just really don't like flavd coffee, but it's awesome that you have that in your life. Not that looks gross. That's not a support my cousin and I in Pleasant ten years ago were watching the Olympics and he made fun of diving, and I'm like, I'm not into you anywmore. I don't feel romantic for you at all anywmore. But he's your cousin No did I say that? You did. Maybe this is my bad advice. Didn't you just say it was his cousin and they were together in Danel or I missed part of the story? I'm at the local cop. He's a cop. What was his cousin that he was going to do right? What was that? I mean, a distance, he's very pleasant him, so not close I'm sweating it again. Yeah, so yeah, but he made pearl ladies He made fun of diving And like that's it, that's it. Oh, I went out with this guy once and I was driving home from a comedy show versus Josey'says years ago and And he said I said, Oh, do you like the show? He said, Well you know Robin William. That's he said to me Well, I mean, you're not. Well thank you. But but pointing that out to someone is like It's a bit rude. I never. Yeah. But yeah, I get it. Thank you for comparing me to the greatest of all time and saying I'm not him. Yeah I get it. This is this bad advice is definitely the difference between women and men. I don't think a man would notice someomebody drinking coffee that they don't drink the coffee You don't think No that there's it's not a big deal I this is no Not because not only is he not drinking her coffee, he's a jerk about her coffee and And he's drining somebody else He's drinking somebody else's and the point And she's Yeah like that is that is It's just disloyal. He's doing the guysy thing too because then he can say what manager said, which is what? no big deal. What are you getting so worked up about? But he's making a point. he's ridiculing her about something that's important to her. What happens when they have kids? They have kids. they have two kids. She does he ridicule the kid? How does he? move on I don't I don't like that at all. and I feel like that's a thing that leaks into other parts of people's b. relationships and lives, I think that's that's actually somewhat cruel. Do we know how the same life is? We don't. I don't. I think the coffee thinks as a lot. Yeah, I real I feel like that's it's actually just a like a sort of a Yeah its like a disrespect thing. Yeah I don't like this guy for you. I actually feel like after twenty one years, you should lose that weight too. All right Well, that's a job. Yeah, yeah. possibly maybe it is, but it's also possible. if you live with someone and someone has placed high importance on something like these flavored coffees and you watch them work at it and manage it and make it and go bro guy, gott to run out and get the supplies for the extra. And meanwhile, you're just a black cup of coffee guy and you're like Jesus Pour yourself a cup and have a drink. Like why is it always a production I'm not saying he shouldn't support her. I'm just saying I can see where over time her you know, fixation on this coffee. She's into it. She needs it. She's got a because she likes. I think And that's fine. a way I know what he means because maybe he's saying, you know, just' like another obsession. There's only you with the skin and the chopping and the losing weight and the this is just one more. I just can't this is the for me this is one thing I can't. Yeah. But then, you know, that's why it makes me mad that he would like be sampling this other person's coffee I mean, she's prettier. young She might be. She's younger prettier. That's really. You just had a cup of coffee for Godsake. Yeah he didn't do anything. She's younger and prettier. That's what Piss The thing is that he's like the hardline guy, I only drink black coffee. Wh couldn't he say that to this woman too so that so that his actual person wouldn't be like, wow, that really hurts. becausecause she's chopping up her body for other women and not for him Women look nice for women They don't do it now you're on the dark side and They're competitive. and know and shes she's doing this to herself and he's like, you're not doing this for me to look pretty for me. You're doing it to compete with other women. And here's what's important to me is is, you know, how you how you are, not not how you look. He's trying to tell her that through the coffee Yeah, I just think he's kind of a jerk. I I think he's. you want that j.rain that I'm telling him to leave her and find someone with a bit more depth Really? Becauseuse she sounds a bit shallow, chopping her skin and silly coffes She's like a teenage girl. She never matred S something happened her when she was young, she was dropped I don't know S something happened. But he needs someone with take the kids and run Run Leave the house. Anybody else want to add to that All' move to the next just a couple quick text ninet two five for the bad advice. It's not about the coffee. This kind of behavior is cruel and for one five girl, work on the arthritis. Your man was just being polite jabbing when people get comfortable in relationships. talkalk about that instead of jumping to cheating. LOL. Yeah. Oh, we are the ones who jumped to cheating O shocked. She should be drinking real good milk becauseuse that'll help with the arthritis. I don't know what kind of milk she's drinking. Raw milk heated twice See again She should be drinking raw milk. Do you call it milk? R What do you call it milk God, I've had this conversation with my friends really for years. Is he saying milk? I have an accent. I'm from Daily City. That's how we Oh Westlland. I'm sorry N not smart. Near the lake. Not West Lake. No nearar No I'm near the lake. All right. And near the lake, we say milk. milk. anyyway. U milk Drink raw milk and that will solve arthritis. and then you can deal with this guy who's deeper than you and you maybe she needs someone a bit younger and shallow. You know, Young guys are great Right And look at that girl, makeake that girl, makeake that coffee girl, whip up that cring girl. St That's what she wants. Are you done with the text I'm gonna keep going. We can wor about it. It's a holiday for God's sake Make the coffage Good job, though Sotts. Scoter Pro everybody. G to Soter Pro. com right Nothing else from the textters on that one. I'll move to the next one here. One real quick one. The coffee guy is just trying to impress some younger woman. needes an ego boost like most men in their late fifties.ame Look, I'll tell you just real fast, let me just say this. sometimes we don't know what to do and I have definitely been brow beaten and talked to about a million different That's not polite. This is. That's not what you do. you do that. And I find myself questioning even my own desires when I think I don't want that. But then I go, I don't know this person. I better be polite, I better figure it out What do I do? I do what what would Sarah do? Sarah would drink it even if she hated it. or whatever. And I so he might just be trying to get through a damn moment on a vacation he didn't probably want to even go to It's his whole family Wow I'm just saying you know it's just fa. I'm just saying. right, I don't know. And honestly it could be out of politeness and then he just I just I don't I don't like the way he talks to you, lady. I think that it just not con mayaybe he should get a l to find a young woman that likes it. Here's the next thing. we're done with that one But thank you for writing twice was I thought that was I thought that was sort of an. I can't wit to the third one. The next edition. seek the prequel. Wait, what is it sequel to what happened. Bangs Here's you next. This is a Now listen, Scott, detach yourself from that one. This that one's over now. I'm still there thoseough. Pase don't say my name You all rock shhort version My husband's parents passed last year. Three months apart in their early nineties, sad notot tragic My husband and I cleaned up their home prior to selling it. Recently, my husband pulled out So they the house is cleaned out and that's sold Recently My husband pulled out two of my mother in law's flowy negliges and asked if I would wear one. I politely declined, but inside my head exploded. Am I a prude How flowy are this? She' was ninety Lady, you are not approudved. That's your Your husband's mom's lingerie Her negligation, her little nighty. It's so hot. Oh my Godd, We the wrong person' hear with that. It's So hot. That's hotter than my cousin in the cop in Pleasant. No, that's That is W manan, I saw it Let gonna give you a little more she gives me she's like there's the short story right there, right? They clean out any gold Sves two of his mom's neglige. they find any stuff like sald There's nothing un like that. I found gold bars in my father's closet. Oold bars. know. 'use my stepmother said the silver goes to my kids, the gold goes to you guys, right So so we give her kids come over, we give them the silver It was not What are we talking about silver? like silver coins, silver bricks? There was some jewelry and then yeah, some coins, mostly coins And it looked kind of like it was worth a lot of money. And we thought, but where's the gold? Like what is it? And there were just like two gold bars, which were worth quite a lot actually Well, yeah, isn't gold at like three thousand dollars an ounce or something It's crazy between four of us but it's fine. And then we were showing the house about a week later and I knew my dad's closet. I look up in the corner and my sister's talking to the two people she's showing the house to and I reach back behind me and pull out I wave it at her. There's a gold bar stuck in the back of the closet. Okay, you guys need to tear that house apart I couldn't believe it. just like you know a lot of people when they when they get to a point in their life where they're like, I'm going to start buying gold. I'm gonna to start, you know, that's a concrete thing you going tear that you had to dig up everybody into box it looks like it's holding toilet paper. Seriously like you'd buy a Tesco or I'mor that's Britain. I'd like you' buy a target. you know, like this two p bars teear apart. We pull the carpet up, seriously. We rolled the carpet ourselves anyway, please don't worry about it. Okay. Let it go. Go ahead. We So here's a little bit of background on this thing. So this woman husbands parents passed and the guy took his mother's neegliges and said, would you please wear one of these for me They've been married twenty eight years. They're in their early sixties Maybe just looking to spice it up with a little mom action Husband was not a mama's boy. They were great in laws who were loving, supportive, non interfering She was She was a wonderful woman. Wh did nothing wrong. I treated her with kindness and respect and vice versa. We got along well Why? What is going on, you guys, your men. What is going on with a dude who pulls out his mom's nightgown and asks his wife to wear it Let me just said mom I can can speak to that, but let me ask you this. So would the would a wrong response have been, I will not wear your mom's neglige, but if you would like to buy me something fancy, I will wear that for you I feel like that's the wrong question. The question is why do you want me to wear your mom Because he's not ninety. It's entirely possible he's not thinking about who that who' that was and he's just thinking, Oh this is pretty. It would be hot if my wife put this on and then we did it. A big part of that whole thing is the doing it Now For me it would be. I wouldn't be thinking like, oh, you don't look quite as hot as my mom in that, but good enough L I don't know. I don't think that way so I can't go there. my God. But wouldn'tcur you to like to be like, oh look, my mom's negligent. It wouldn't occur to me because I just like my women naked. but what I'm saying is He may be turned on by the idea of his wife putting on Anything. That's true. You didn't put that in your note here. L is this something that he's been asking for all long. And he's asking her to cover up Did you mind wearing something around the house like this? Yeah I don't know. Maybe watch around make it all the time. We were just talking about it the other day. I've never really been with a lady who wore those garter like high highes. Yeah. I never I just haven't Most the women I date aren't into that and I'm not gonna get' ask for. I don't specify or buy that and say, will you put this on. Yeah I agree. So I can see, just, you know, youre when you're with a woman, you just see naked. And I'm like No when I I have a question. Yeah What is the equivalent for you and your husband? Does he put on leather pants? Is there like a leather vest that you like to see him in? No we want him in stirrups. We cut right for the car crash. We just go, I want all clothes off in bed now. You know, I got stuff to do He looks great He looks great naked currently So I'm like What do you mean currently? I mean, you know, there years will come when I mean, you know, how I look nak it now It's all falling, It's all falling her. Dude, you look like a stick figure. You literally look like the scarary so So fat. Thank you so much for saying that. Thank you for being. Oh, now go eat a boiled apple. Thank you. No, but yeah, I think that she, I think that Mommy was was hands on, so to speak And I think they had more of an intimate relationship than she knows And I think, show me the doll. showh me my mom, touch you on the doll. Seriously, she should take into therapy and say, show me what happened. because using dis merits, this couldn't really just be like Vinny's saying, just sort of a bumble move. No. You know like when someone dies of cancer, who knew? There were symptoms and they just didn't recognize the symptoms. they're at stage four, dead Is what she want? She's in stage four. She's at stage four in that marriage. It's going to go if she isn't taken therapy, show them the doll and say, Wh did the mommy touch you? Show me now They've got to work through this. He's begging for help Sarah. It's a cry for help from from dead Mother's closet with the's disturbing. I'm notious. I don't know if it's She's got to go to therapy. This is him saying you need please, please, let me tell you, please let me share this sereriously And then she'll say, Oh, no, it all makes sense. Now we need she said no to my coffee drinks, it makes sense. Now we need It's a different person. Oh God. a different letter. the same. I told you. Excuse me He's crying for help. This some man ask for help Not directly. he can't do it directly four and five. C on, Hot lingerie is hot lingerie. And argue with that Hey The nineteen sixties version of hot Lert. Most people are like this one, five one OMG. if my husband asked me to wear his dead mom's negliges would thing run right I think I would at first I'd be like, oh you're you're hilarious. Like of course that's a joke Etsson points of things in magazines all the time we see stuff online. He's like, I want you to wear that And it's usually women's clothes Will you do doing? Drag it out. I had a you know about this. You see me a sppghaty strap cocktail dress I used to wear the parties and st. I've never seen you in that. Please wear that the next time you come in here. a photo of that? Yes. I've never seen you in that. be. Okay, Vinn, I'll play along with this anyyway you have seen me in that dress you haven't then we wantan to see it the next time you come in. not the photo. video' gonna do it for the Scka P show. I thought we're talking about an Englishe. What? We're done None do you solved it. They gott to go to therapy. Thank you to everybody who wrote in this week. There were a lot of good ones. Ke them coming Bad advice nine hundred sevven three at gmail. com Scottast. I know it was super fast It was fast. But I'll see you clip Fugazi. It's a new kind of thing they're doing and yeah, it's a twentyih. That's on the twenteth. It'usts gonna to be show me and friends. And then the Belboa on the eleventh. Exactly. All right, great. Thank you, Scott. Thank you. Start your day off the right way. kidding with Sarah and Vinnie. Wake up Wake up with Alice, ninety seven three is Alice ninety seven three Sar and Vinny Alice's morning showow. It's America's two hundred fiftieth birthday. threw tea in a harbor, put a man on the moon and discovered if it's pickle or bacon flavored, it's magic. What a run. America or for pickles Both. I mean pickles. Where else are you gonna find a barrel of pickles at the general store in your little small town Americana. Come on All right Don't fight me on pickles. They're delicious. What's up, everyone? This House report is brought to you by Bart Real people with real stories choose Bart connects riders to work, school, family and fun across the region. Give Barart a try go slash planner plan your next trip on Bart. it's too early. Bart Let's. Sorry Dude, let's go I feel like Aho when I do that You know, he's into that. Yeah. was into that. probably still.ast been two years Since we had Aho here? the c, I didn't realize that. I missed that young man. He was a nice man nice kid Hey, traffic's going to be worse this fourth of July. Like I don't know why it's Gas prices, you know, you'd think people are staying home, but ye heavy traffic this whole weekend. be prepared. I'm not surprised, right? I mean expect it to take a bit. People want to go do things and at food and watch fireworks. And speaking of the Golden Gate Bridge will be closed Saturday night from eight to eleven PM due to the fireworks being shot off the. Very top. The very tippy top Incredible. I love that bridge It's so iconic. It's so beautiful I feel like I remember the rumor being like they're always painting it They never stop, but it's not true. They weren't painting it last time I drove on it No And there's some pretty dark. No, they're not. Yeah, they are. They are. There's always a crew out Always seemems like a domain. Okay. Well, good. I want them to be painting it. I see spots where I'm like, boy if any anybody got close up on this puppy Well they'll actually go and sand a huge chunk of it and then it really looks bad. I might It's time. It's going to get rusty. M the water too. I know W in the weather W in the weather, water in the weather. So listen, the World Cup continues There were some games yesterday. I watched the Portugal Croatia game, which was controversial because Croatia, you know, tied it up and then they get away from them with some kind of offsides thing. But I don't really understand the offset like when that happens, I'm always going That looked like a goal to me. Yeah. and the guys were really adamant like, no, that's a goal You know, the ones that scored it.. No that was a goal. They were adamant. We' tied up now. Yeah. That's a tie. We're going to extras. So if you're wondering about offsides any part of of a player's head body or legs is closer to the opponent's goal line than both the ball and the second to last defender This makes it. I'm scing things up at the exact moment the ball is passed to them. So They have to be behind the defender if they're over that line. So that line, you know, there's that box there. So you can't just like run in there and wait for a ball Yeah, but in this I see what you're saying has to do with the ebb and flow of the players st But in this case, it might have been the guy's hair crossed the line that he that made him up L it was one of those like absolutely, are you kidding any part of their head? Oh, it's just too much. Well anyway, sorry, Cro Asa, haveave a good one. That actually did kind of help me understand like what the hell's going on. I'm like off sides who could even Today the maybe The world's greatest soccer player of all times will be playing at three PM. That's Lionel Messi.'s not it's not a Who's the guy that stars pretty? No there's Christian Peray He was great. you're right. I believe were dead sure we were we were kids. He was the like he played for Brazil. He was great. He was the guy in fact in the seventies, I think it was that came to America and was supposed to make soccer big here. Oh. and then it didn't happen. He did that movie with Sylvester Stallone called Victory. Where the prisoners of war or youer players dont anything about that. It's a great movie. a really good movie. Well, listen, Pelee did do his job though. I heard that there was something called football outside of American football. That was if it hadn't been for Ple, I would have never heard of it. Well, Lion O' Messi plays today at three and then I don't know why I want Colombia over Ghana, but I do Colombia. Well, they're in our hemisphere. Okay. That's why. Th we used to have a little Colombian intern. She was Vanessa Not her name She was like so happy all the time and Yes. I loved her. Oh yeah, she was one of my old students Oh you remember her? Yeah? Oh, yeah, you used to send almost all your anters, R That's true Saturday, the other big player. there's a few. He's from France Ebaa. He plays. so you there's bunch of action coming and then on Sunday is Brazil, which they really are into their soccer. Yeah. And then the other big one on Sunday is Mexico versus England in Mexico. Oh boy. Mexico from what I hear always wins at home and part of the reason is uh, the What do you call that? the elevation of the stadium? Oh, is so high No nobody can adjust to it when they come into play Mexico Also, they camp their fans outside the hotel you're staying in and keep you up all night long You've heard of Mile High Stadium in Denver This is Mel and happy stadium. That's crazy. So the atmosphere or the elevation is an issue and England will play them in We'll find out. Well, imagine how if you trained at a place that's a mile and a half up in that thin air, now you go down and see this oxygen rich and you're just like, amaz I are superheroes And then people come up to you and they're like, U Yeah. traraining at that height or that elevation is a thing. Yeah. You come down and you go, I'm going to run the fastest marathon I've ever run. England's like No We don't have We don't have this, right That'll be fun, though, because they they're they're both very serious about their football. Oh yes Thousands of international soccer fans are traveling across North America for the World Cup and they're discovering something surprising Americans are pretty friendly We're nice people. in general. Dude people not' think that we are Well they see things happening in the news and think, boy, those people, what's up with them? According to a new report, the five friendliest cities are at number five. Atlanta I got arrested in Atlanta, but it wasn't my fault and sure. I did enjoy my time there, but it was it was I was because I was rolling through town They said, we're going to bring you into the station and you're going to pay this fine before you leave because we aren't going to trust you to send us And then I had to call my very broke radio station that barely had a budget for the giant promotion we were in the middle of. and I had to say, I'm in jail And I need you to Get me out. C you guys bail me out? And it was just it was. Lave them in there. No good radio worot Just leave him in there.'ll be it'll be fun. Lying liar. He can usees one phone call to call us in the morning Seattle comes in at number four. These are the friendliest cities according to people traveling around North America for the World Cup. Philadelphia comes in at three, Boston comes in at two and New York is number one The big cities. That's surprising. It is surprising, but not really. I think that in general I believe pretty Americans are pretty great. Yeah. I believe that. When somebody reaches out of hand, we'll, you know, we we'll grab it and help Are there people in New York or Boston or even Philly that will say, I'm just keeping it real And you go, no, that was super racist or that was super obnoxious or that's not real. That's just jerky. Yeah. really. Thatays you're a jerk. But not everybody's like that. No offense. No offense Yeah followed by something offenseive. If you say no offense, youre and you already know it's offensive. You know what you're doing Tourists say the citysutation New York city's reputation for being rude just doesn't match reality. Some Some visitors say strangers bought them meals and drinks. pololice were welcoming. Public transportation was easier than expected I believe that. Well, they're dealing with a lot a lot of the time I'm sure they can figure it out. Our text number is eight hundred four hundred three six nine seven and Matdty's on the show after a rousing edition of bad advice. Yeah, that was a pretty good one. We got one earlier that said said keepep Scott in the elevator I thought he was spectacular today. reallyally. I thought he was spectacular. That song. I love this one. For what five Vice call, Maddie Victory iss a great film. it also stars Michael Caine, along with Pele and sties Stone And then on the offsides thing actually the Croatian that was offide was way offs side and his fellow player headed the ball, but if it missed his head, he was not offs side because I was on he was on side when the player kicked the ball. Okay. I don't understand. And then finally four hundred and five just typed naked. All right. Well, on that note, we'll end. We'll come back in just a minute with the BFC tickets speaking of soccer. Start your day off the right way. kidding! withith Sarah and Vinnie. Wake up. 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You'll think if future you is like, oh my God, thank God, you got this It' t for me to sink into Or cold plunge Venny, you love those. I do Visit creative ennergy. com for all the details You can call or text us. You know, one of the things I was thinking this about this morning is like You know, when do you feel, when did you feel the most American and you Or like with you're like wake up in this American moment And I was thinking, you know, fun things like the parade or you know, you're at a little baseball game or something, but you actually put brought up a really good thing which was in the aftermath of nine eleven. kids don't, you know, anybody like Bob was a six year old when that happened Like she doesn't probably have strong memories of that, but for all of us as we went through it and sort of our eyes were open to like this whole different and I never felt more patriotic than I did After that, like proud to be an American and like that we were strong, stronger together. On top of that horrible event happening to us and me being completely clueless If you remember When that first plane hit the towers We were like Is it some kind of computer problem? Did someone have a heart attack while flying a plane Right And then when the second one hit, we all went, oh. What is actually going on now? Yeah. now there was a whole thing. So I just but between, you know, the sort of the shock of the day and then the aftermath and that's just I was I wasn't even sure I wanted to say it out loud But as you asked me, what was the question? What's when did you feel most like? What's the most American thing you've ever done? What's the most American you've ever felt?t That was it in the aftermath of that. Y. I remember there being Like I don't know for the PSA or whatever, J just one of those ads you see on TV where it's like, you know, they thought that they were going to change the face of America forever and it's showing this street. You're looking down just some street in a suburb somewhere. And then it shows The same street and every single house has flags in front of it and it said they did. they succeeded They brought us all together ay So anyway, if you had a thought like that occurred to you, I'd be interested to hear it eight hundred four hundred three six nine seven, or you could phone call us. I mean we we have a phone. Right now little the lines are tied up. guys we just did a contest, but we have a winner, everybody, Rollo from Anguin Count Ro Rolo Rolo from Anguin. Rojelio, but he goes by Rolo.. Oh, it's a he. Yeah I don't know. There was a lady that I told you the story. I dated a lady in the promotions department in San Diego when I worked there on the radio and Her name was Rolo. And I think she was like Ganny or something But she her and I flirted like freaks. We clearly liked each other And then one day I was like, so what are we doing like We going out or what? And she goes go out with you, my family would never let me date you And I just went What are What? You're just a fun person to talk to the work. But she was into me. She just couldn't be into me. Yeah. I had that happen. One girl called me her Goy toy because she was Jewish and I'm a goy and she's like, well never Yeah we're dating, but we're never just like a white dude. Yeah, like a non non Jewish. Yeah. It's really I was bummed. I was like, u Nothing had happened between us. I don't know It sounds like you no, we were like dating. Oh, no, no no. like We never actually we just flirted like crazy clearly liked each other. When I saw her, I lit up, when she saw me, she lit up, we were So then you're like, let's go get some dinner. should we do something? do that? abbsolutely. Yeah sh. So like, well, I can do it quietly, but you'll never to marry me. She just went, I can't know. I can't be seen with you I that Indian girl in college just gave me the same line though then she said, Yeahah, I we can't we're not we shouldn't we're not gonna bothotherating because D we gonna to go anywhere? Yeah Brutal. Yeah The acceptance of it is very strange to me that you could move to America and see everybody else the freedom that everyone else is enjoying and the, you know, getting to choose who they're going to be with. And then you're like, noope My parents say this I'm sure there are people who defact. Like no, Mum and dad, I I get the evil R theyry your cousins Third sn, whatever I'm not doing that I met this guy. his name's Vinny we real cute. We shut that down right there. Yeah.. That was that, huh? Well, I was pretty burned by it. Yeah. like we liked her. Well I know that this is like, oh, yeah, Vin, mayaybe you don't know. but I she liked me Yeah. I knew. No, I'm sure she liked me. Like it wasn't a joke, it wasn't in my head. It was At least she was straight with you. You know W she though? because why did we let let that go on for six months before finally like she knew it couldn't go anywhere else. She was perfectly fine with it. She's like, oh, and he hasn't even bothered me by asking me out This is great And then you ask her out and she's gott to go, I can't go with you. Yeah. And then you're like This is another surprise to me and I'm very I'm feeling very sad rightight now. Oh. Anyway, but Okay, let's. So anyway, if you have like a big American moment, You can write us. I'm not sure how we got to where we are, but we are here and Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey are in New York City right now Crimping I guess it's about eleven fifteen there. They're getting ready for their big day. It starts around five ish or so guess they're going to start showing up about three PM. everyverybody they do say there's actually a big celebrity watchatch at the airport and at the train stations and stuff like I bet who is coming in Who is landing? L E Saron's been spotted I think Blake Lively lives in New York City, but I would have to think that the Paparateiir park Paparatezi A Park outside her home. I b that up earlier because I do think that that who who's going including the Blake Lively situation is almost as important as what are the what is the the altar look like or what are the what are they wearing right who came and who doesn't get. everyverybody got the finally got the notice of what You it's black tie Wh You guessed that, right? Like, okay, it's the guys are going to be wearing, you know, is that Well when you say black tie, that means a tuxedo, right? That's what I understand that to mean. Not just a black suit evening gown. So I'm sure everybody came prepared for that. They say though, the problem has been asking someone to do your hair booking someone to do your makeup, getting a stylist into how I, you know, these are all these are all top tier people They're saying a lot of people want to go get their hair done for this thing. they don't know what the style is going to be and they're trying their' blocking. they say every hairdresser in New York is does not have a fifteen minute window that they can squeeze you into That's so I think that's great for New York City. W wonderful Some people have to go over to New Jersey to get their hair done Jerthy too Oh my God will just put it in a braid and go to sleep and then they wake up with Nes early here Oh like go. lookook at me. D. Let's go. They kicked off their wedding week with twenty six million dollars in charity donations. When I first saw this story, about these massive donations that these guys made. It looked like they were all in New York, but they're not So the wedding itself, they say is going to cost about twenty million dollars And they've taken twenty six million dollars and spread it out across twenty charities in the US A lot of them are N New York, but the list is based in cities that hold personal connections for both Swift and Kelsey, the LA Regional Food Bank, Nashville's The Store, helping harvest in Swift's hometown of Reading, Pennsylvania, Kansas City's Children's Mercy Hospital and harvesters the community fruit food network there's a few things in Kelsey's Aarently Kelsey's hometown is Cleveland They did some stuff there National charities like Feeding America National, ASPCA National Jlley Partin's Imagination Library National Grammy in the schoolchools national They donated in places like Uh, the commommunity Food Bank in Rhode Island where she owns a home. Nine charities in New York received donations, including New York City Harvest, A bunch of food banks, some education through music Answer the call in New York, musical mentors in New York veryery generous and I feel like that's a good way to offset some of the inconveniences that may accompany them being there Do you think the amount they gave is the amount they spent on the wedding? I don't know, but they do say that they are spending the estimates are at twenty million dollars. Yes. I mean, it makes sense that you know, they're saying, Hey, I know we spent a lot of money on our wedding, but we're also giving away a lot of money. So don't give us a hard time about spending Remember when they b us dollars on a wedding took over Venice and there was just bad press and then people were hanging signs everywhere U But I thought that they did give some money as well. Like that they I'm sure they went out of their way to be generous. It's just I didn't really hear about that. I I don't know Maybe they didn't. Anyway They're having their big day there. Everyone's throwing it. You know, you you we did the story yesterday about Elons's out there saying, you're not doing any good with your your charitable donations. So annoying. And it's just so ugly. It's like there's a possibility that some gets misused. Possibly. Y Do what you can fool. What is that? Like that is so I'm the first world's first trillionaire, but I'm going hold every penny. Right. Okay Because it doesn't matter. When you give it to people, they just waste it. Okay, dude. Everything's so corrupt. Yeah, you are so corrupt Um The other thing that this is really just reminds me because of the charitable donations. There is a thing that we have heard about Taylor Swift that I actually love. I think about this sometimes. It's like the way some of us browse through Amazon or, you know, whatever shopping sites, she apparently browses through Go find me Like especially after some horrible natural disasters happened or whatever. right she goes through, but they say she scrolls through that like it's a dating happen. She like, let me pay that one. me I mean, if you were a billionaire, how fun would that be? You can stoke somebody out. someomeone who's needs one hundred grand for their cancer treatment. And Taylor Swift goes, it's okay that would be That would feels so good. to be able to and that, I'm sorry, Elon, that actually seems like a pretty cool thing every person that pulls the scam off where they didn't they weren't sick and they got paid. Okay. he's not missing that money. It sucks. someomeone robbed, you know, the charitables. someomeone lied about it, But in general, there's a lot of people in need out there and certainly Medical bills are a great example of a person who was just living a normal life And then they ended up with a million dollars in medical bills Sper fast fact merage asss You you like f back then I Oh God, I love fast backacks. gosh. I don't I'm not used to being on this side. I know. And you always say That fast fact. that what it is. It says, I don't know. I just say stuff. How about a fast fact Nebraska O Omaha is from Omaha Nebraska. Somewhere, Middle America Hey Brs, what's that sound That's not the right song. It's just like some American music. Oh, America marching band. Okay. Nebraska has more cattle than people. The cows outnumber humans by about three to one Is's ever a cow revolt You know, stay out of Nebraska. Maddie Do they have more deer in West Virginia than people? I would think so. The population of West Virginia is very, very low. So Yeah. There's try millions of deer there, right? In all the woods and stuff. I can see that being a stat that kind of might run be true in multiple states? Yes sure. you know, the cows in, Nebraska. Well the cows I guess maybe they're counting that because they're raised there Yeah farmland. Yeah, Right? So the you own a farm and you got so there's only two of you at the farms you and your wife there're on the homestead and you've got Three hundred cows Yugi just told me that there are not more gear in West Virginia than o. How's that pos? How do I even know? Gooy doesn't know. Googy knows Here's the fast back Yellowstone National Park older than the state of Wyoming Now I said to myself Well, yeah, it's been there since, you know, forever park was established. I was like, you gotta kidding me ' They're telling me that like I didn't know it was already there before we drew lines on an imaginary map. Yellowstone National Park Tonight don't all. Yellowstone National B again it's getting very aggressive Yellowstone National Park is older than the state of Wyoming. The park was established in eighteen seventy two. And Wyoming didn't become a state until eighteen ninety You want some of those when you felm mostost American texts? Yeah yeah right A through one, most American. I was in the marching band from sixth grade through high school. we marched in my town's fourth of July parade every year.. Go live oak emmerald regime. The parade thing is big. You know, it it's all red, white and blue. It's your whole hometown thing I love it too. We have one in my town. We go to it every year. Aled is Huge. Yeah, whole town shuts de going U Yes, get out of your head out of Well I' I'm going to a friend's house and survi. All right eight hundred five, I felt most American when I lived inew Europe. Isn't that funny? Homesick has made me more patriotic. Bob and Campbell Bob Uh six five z. I was listening to you guys on nine hundred eleven and it was you two first alerted me to the plane sitting the tower I remember hearing you talk about how sad it was when the first plane hit since everyone thought it was an accident. We all heard about the second plane hitting the second tower and realized the realization, Dawn and all of us together My big American moment from seven hundred seven was working on Obama's first presidential campaign and celebrating when the first African American was elected president of the United States of America. That's super rad cool. I see people and I you could you get to participate at in any way you want. But the people who get off feet on the ground and knock on doors and get the vote out They're the ones that are actually help like doing Yeah backing up all of the posts they would put on Facebook by putting feet on the ground and knocking on doors Bitchin ore. Yeah' tellil you got it. Okay, G great. All right, I'm done. 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After these wake up with good vibes and variety. Oh my God, that's brilliant. We gotta do that. Sarah and Vinnie. Alice, ninety seven three. Alice ninety seven three, Sir, and Benny Alice's morning show, Happy Friday, and happy two hundred fiftieth birthday, America two hundred and fifty years, we've been chasing the American dream. which depending on the day is either owning a home or finding a parking spot Good one. Thank you. Parking spots are they're hard to come by. Well, would you get a good one, though? It is like living in the dream, isn't it Boy, you certainly the person who pulls into a lot drives towards the front If there's going to be a spot there for them and then one opens up and they get that spot, you think that's some parking karma You've done something really good with your life. Be I just walked four hundred yards from the back of the lot Because I looped it and there was nothing. Well, most people don't even try that front row park. likeike the nerve of you. Oh, then it's there. Maybe that's why. Oh probably they're like, well Let's just see. I mean, we're just sitting here in the car. Who cares? Let's dri it. Drive around This house report is brought to you by Uncle Credit Union Summer plans adding up An uncle credit union personal loan can help with rates as low as nine point nine nine percent APR. Learn more at unclecu d. org ' see you. ot or The Golden Gate Bridge will be closed Saturday night tomorrow night from eight PM to eleven PM. Or is that five PM Never mind. Don't. My cousin did not start his round at four o'clock in the morning yesterday of golf. Those were those are those were Oh was that. Like Min he goes, that's just it's impossible. Like it was pitched. I go, I know like what do they do bringing Tucks of lights, likeike how did they? he's like he's like that, I've never even heard of that. And then I look and I'm like, oh, I'm looking at Pacific Times. Well I don't why they're Pacific Times. You There are pitchon putts that will do night golf and they're lit up and and but there's no deep grass. there's no, you know And they're little and they're, you know, there's a ring of lights. This is a huge Championship golf course. Like you hit a ball three hundred yards like your cousin does. You're not finding that now on a you know, barely lit course I can't believe I bought it for a second. I should have gone, oh, well, of course they went seven o five in the morning because it's Eastern time. or maybe it's central time. I don't know what it is I used to work at the La Costa Rort and they did have a golf tournament that came through there when I worked there. I don't think it does anymore The lifestyle these cats are living, it's pretty nice. L They go out, they play around, they come to the resort, they have massages, facials time in a hot tub and cold plunge. mayaybe they take a little light workout and then they have to be ail hour by four PM. Oh that sounds quite a day And then there's a big dinner where everyone gets all of the best food. Right All the organic stuff. It all starts over again tomorrow. Oh that sounds like It's a beautiful lifestyle if you can somehow be good enough to get that stupid ball in that little hole. Do seem like better than everyone else. Go tucker C here I mean, really, let's let's keep doing this, right I guess. I mean, He outdrove everybody He did have the fifteenth longest drive yesterday. Out of a hundred Out of a hundred people people. Oh, that's crazy. I know' really good. He was number fifteen Numbers like of all the. I know. I was looking at all the stats, you know PGA or a website which never go there Very confusing and they had the times all wrong. Wow This is a story that just I won't stay long on it, but I do think you got to keep an eye on the young people in your life Gambling disorder diagnosises have spiked in states that legalize sports betting. N not surpris And these are things that, you know, parents, your kid will ruin his or her future. And possibly your future. to r off. Oh my god So There's there's a long story backing up the info there, but I don't need to do all that for you. What I'm trying to tell you is It's It's going to be the thing that torpedoes lots of young people's lives because They are having fun. Right. And there is a dopamine hit. I don't like betting But I like candy and sugar Well, I also like booze, but I'm just saying like these are the dopamine hits which you know chase. We Oh nicotine Another one, right All of those addictive behavior runs the gamut. And gambling is one that will really get away from you. so Consider deleting those apps And they're calling it they' now they say it's now recognized as a mental health condition. I'm not surprised at all that it should be and it's You know, there's been gamblers anonymous for a long time. and there was clearly a community of people who knew that that was a serious problem. It's It's a disorder. It's like an alcohol disorder. Yeah, you know? I just I have never been one. I've never really had any money. I mean, I have a few bucks now, but I have things I have to do with it. Like as a young person, I had no money I couldn get it a gamble. How was I gonna do that? Well, here's what would have happened. You'd be, you know, sixteen years old with your little bit of money that you're making from work and now all your friends are into fantasy about So you pay the fee and you get into that. Now you're moving things around. And then you're then all of a sudden polymarket Ohkay, you can look if you bet a dollar here, it pays three hundred dollars if you like it' I'm glad I missed so available. I'm glad I I missed it. We didn't have phones. We couldn't make those kind of bets. I did date a girl at one point. She was a charger's cheerleader And she was so into football, she had a bookie. Crazy. And she was betting and I Pe on b. you wantan to get in on this? I'm like, with what I' nine dollars. I'm in radio. Yeah. What you crazy You lucky you didn't honestly, it's just it feels like it's way too easy now. s. I know do mning. And use America fastacks. The Caesar salad was once voted by the International Society of Epicures in Paris as the greatest recipe to originate from Americas in fifty years. Is that insulting or is that absolutely? I tr love a Caesar salad. Yeah, Caesar salad. It It's a very simple salad. Yeah, and they're good. When they're done right, they're great. Yeah. I've had a bad one. Yes But when I've had a good one, I think I'll take some more of this. Yes. Oh, please. Ohh, I can have seconds. G Peerns What about peppercorns? Are the most used spice in the United States Mustard comes in seconds. Mustard Okay. what about I I guess is that not as spice as thats does that count as something else to season? What does it count as? I don't know, like a seasoning. Okay. You can you look up salt Maybe a spice spy gan Okay. You know, like it comes from a plant I don't know. Mustard is to plant, peppers to plant. Salt is not a spice. No No. So spices are derived from parts of plants. Okay So is it seasoning then? Is that? naturally occurring minimal will deposit Okay That's why though right there. classified as a seasoning Heines is Relishes all contain cabbage in addition to pickles probablyroably for texture more than anything else I'm not going I'm not mad about that. I love cabbage and I'll take it and everything. Okay You ever just saute up some cabbage and put it on a the plate? Never not one. Freaking delicious. Never in a million. And it takes two seconds And it's delicious You're telling me you've done that Yes, one thousand times Take the head of cabbage, cut it in half, wrap the one half up, put it back in. It keeps for weeks op that one up, throw it in some butter and oil, a little bit of salt, put a cover over it, walk away from it. kindind of browns up a little bit, put it on the plate next to the chicken. Dellicious uy grew up with that. We. cheepish like that. Cep and delicious and your kids will like it It's delicious. It's really good. I really have never Y kitchen does smell like farts It's party. But it's not, you know, not not so off putting that you're not going to eat the cabbage So good You like cabbage in like a fish taco, right? I'm not against cabbage. I just have never And I'm shocked that you have the idea that you just order in half and then throw it on a plate. I'm shoced. Yeah chop it up after you cut it and have chop chop, chop chop, chop. Okay. Put it in. man,' never done it. It's delicious Well Sesame Chili oil, anything you want Kolslaw's name comes from Dutch It's from Kusla Custa means cabbage salad I love it. Do you like colesla? I love colesla. Yeah I mean, if I'm gotta be good though. Like barbecue or something I like it ice cold too sweet Craving potato salad? Yes. Potatoes can become slightly healthier after chilling Oh cooling cook. This is you were talking about this. If you don't know this, this is something that I've had to sort of get my head around Cooling pasta Cooling rice And I didn't know but cooling cooked potatoes increases their amount of resistant starch, which acts more like fiber and is digested more slowly. So it is better for you to have lower is the carb count. Y Yeah There were a couple other things too, right? Was it like, u Was it even bread and stuff or just I don't know bread, but definitely pasta and rice. Like I make brown rice, short grain brown rice. I'll make a big thing of it and then put it in the fridge Sometimes well, I'm not doing ads for k Heavens Chicken But you know what that is? I do. you turn me onto it. So you go and you buy this this stuff, It's Sousid, The chicken is, so it's already cooked and it's packed in a bag. All you got to do is throw it in a pan, heat it up and then pour the sauce that they make and it's all paleo. So it's fairly healthy is by design throw that with some of the Cooled off brown rice that you've now reheated Delicious. And there's your protein and less carb rice. R I hope that helps hait I know most of you aren't having the same, you know diabetic issues I am. I don't know, man, we're talking about Americans. Yeah. Everybody's gotut their problems. We're all addicted to food. Before he was president, James Garfield came up with a proof of the P Pythagorean theorem. Really? That was published in an education journal. He's the only president to have contributed anything anything original to mathematics Wow James Garfield. Is that your favorite president, Matdie? Might be not. He's one of my favorites that never got to serve his term. He was he was assassinated. and how many of it have been assassinated four or five? Ask him. lookook his Yout to Three for I think four maybe five. But then one other guy died in office. Well, we had one guy that died because he ate cream and strawberries that weren't refrigerated and he got food poosting and died. And one person who died, I forgot the name of the president, he died because he was giving his inauguration address and didn't wear a coat and it was really cold and he got an pneumonia and he died It is four US. presidents have been assassinated. Abraham Lincoln, James A. Garfield, William McKinley, and John F. Kennedy. Of course, there was an attempt on Ronald Reagan, but it didn't work out Goodness. ight, You don't want I don't want anyone assassinated. No, I mean, come on. ics are a reason to argue a Not a relig for violence, right Everyone n in North Korea named Kim Jang Un had to legally change their name once he took power Weret there that many? It's illegal to have the same name as the suupreme leadeer Oh Change your name Right now Speaking of Ronald Reagan Yes He was the first U. S. president ever had a divorce He was married to an actress named Jane Wyman in the forties And they got divorced in ' forty eight and President Trump was the second president to have been divorced. There may be others that probably should have divorced. I can think of a couple, but you know They didn't They stayed the course for the greater good or something or something Our text number is eight hundred four hundred three six nine seven and Matdty's on the show. U The Netflix show Death by Lightning, which I have watched is really good is about James Garfield and it's great. Happ the fourth of July radio friends And somebody else mentioned this five, Garfield died from a bad infection because the doctors were trying to get the bullet out when they should have just left it in and they weren't sterilized and he got an infection and died. So he didn't he was like That sounds like a painful death. Yeah. It was pretty in a malpractice lawsuit, I would think Gh You th it toida What year was Garfield? I didn't even know when he was a president. It was in the eighteen seventies or eighties he he was co he needed to like really clean things out good. You needed to be sterilized. He was a Civil War guy too, Garfield. Oh, yeah, very very Aud do Um a cool dude. Well he was he would have been a really good president from all accounts. like Yeah, he would have been a great president, but u They might really h. But he was because he was super, super smart. Yeah, that is actually very impressive. one five, I've heard that rice isn't supposed to be kept too long in the fridge or otherwise it becomes toxic ors please chime in on this. So one of the things that we know to be fact is that When rice is left out, it becomes toxic. Yes. It becomes very dangerous. Really? And we've absolutely heard like I did a news story. I believe it was about a couple college kids. They wake up and there's the stop. They dug right into the Chinese food that had been left out overnight. It was that it was sa in front of them It made them, I can't remember if the guy died. one guy died and I think the other at least one got really sick. You just freaked me out. I've eaten rice a million times that has been left. You can't do it. You can't do it. You gotta let it cool then refrigerate it. And then you reheat it Yep, likeike almost too to boiling. Yeah. gott to heat it all the way up so it kills the bacteria You know, you just you might have just saved my life in. Well, if nothing else this this weekend, just know, you might have saved a life. I think that was surpris then. I remember doing dumb crap like that in college. Like in college, the stuff we used to eat I remember making scrambled eggs the day after a night of partying and we would just me and swwanny, this kid I He was my roommate at the time We would put laaowerry seasoning salt, garlic salt Ever we could find sour cream? Why not? Throw it in Like it was so gross. Those eggs were just disgusting, but we loved them Yeah College kids U five onezer. Hey Ven, the Caesar salad was invented in Tijuana, Mexico Well Another thing America stole from Mexico. I think we know that. Yeah. I believe that was. I think that was another non as fact. Yeah. Do you think that that was like Mexico got super pissed when France declared that that was our best invention, our best food invion? I bet they did. And rightfully so They'll take credit for anything. Yeah those guys. ninetiney five talking about Taylor's big donation to charities the other day. twenty charities, twenty six million twenty six million, thirteen plus thirteen And they did it in twenty twenty six, prettyret thoughtful Yeah, I don't still can't figure out why they married on the thir or they're gonna to marry today. Like why not the thirteenth? They just couldn't get MSG for that date? I don't know. And nothing, well, seven three, that doesn't work No well. It's okay. It doesn't always have to be. I like people who they've got a little bit of OCD, but it's not like ruling their life. You got to sometimes you just go it's okay. right. If it doesn't add up, it it's okay this one time. All right, what's coming out of the trash? Well, we got a bunch of stuff. 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You know, when it's really early in the morning and I'm a little bit more vulnerable one That's when funny stuff like that really works for me. What are you doing? Do you have a thing You have a thing today? Are you going to the fair tonight? What's your thing? I think we're going to the fair tonight. I'm not positive, but we are our thing tomorrow. Are you doing something tonight I just wrote home Yeah said I don't see anything on our calendar today. Is there something I should know And she wrote back and said, Yes, Trina and Alicia are coming over tonight. Oh, how exciting Bombs away. This is a good friend to her. I know. I'm aware was tbing over that night. sleeping in the guest room behind the kids desk that I couldn't see Does she know that that stororyies become part of Lore, Oh God, yes Yeah. In fact, when you do say her name. I'll say I'll say I want to say it was like two days ago because she's been in the area and hanging out with my wife quite a bit for summer or something And for the first time and maybe since that incident We actually I saw her without having to talk about the incident. Oh I don't know how many comes out It always comes up, but this time we just stuck to normal general conversation. the viewers thinking about it the whole time. I sure. Someday you might get past that. I'd like that to be the case because this is one of my wife's good friends and She's a very nice lady and I didn't mean to go to the bathroom anywhere near her. I have some questions for her if she could We could get her sh call in she's but Is she though? She can't. Allright That feels like the wrong answer I believe you. Moving right along. So yes, I have a thing tonight. Yes. And then we'll do the parade tomorrow and that'll probably be the ext. So you get up early and head over to like the main drag in Scotttss Valley. Oh well, I get up and go surfing and then I come home and then we all go and do that. Yeah. it's like a noon to twooth not it's not aly pretty early You can always I don't really go to it because you know, I don't like anybody. so I never go, but I can hear it. I can hear it from my background. I'm like, Oh, listen to that. B are having fun I don't like that very much. Right Yeah I don't know I went a few times, you know my kids a little, but now I'm like, I don't have to. My kids aren't They and I know Do they still do the throwing of the candy? They do tons of that. Why is that? Why did that become a thing? Was that a thing when you were a kid? No, but I Yeah I remember going parades when I was a kid. Oh, absolutely it was a thing when I was a kid. Getting getting Yeah. when I was a little kid, Iy throwing it. Yeah. and I would run up and if somebody had really good candy, I would Follow them along and gather as much of that as I could And they never had that. I never did those the I guess we just didn't have that in Irvine where I grew up. you were asked earlier, what's the most American or the time you felt most American And I was trying to sort of my brain. and when he said fleet week, I thought of Air shows at the E Toro Marine Base where I near where I grew up That was another example of a time when you would it was a celebration of America. Right. And the arrmed services. Here's our stuff. All the stuff. It was So that would be another time where I would have walked away from that feeling very, you know, patriotic. Yeah even though I was seven, eight, nine, you know, that age. I do feel like Especially in childhood, I I would say that probably my favorite holiday is fourourth of July. Like I really there's so much. You gather the family, there's great, you know kid friendly food. Pool parties the local commommunity pool. R is where everyone went. And the fourourth of July. The fireworks. like those are so when you haven't seen three hundred parades and three hundred fireworks plays's like my God this is amazing. Why is her dog freaking out so much? Because of the fire danger, we just don't have the same everyone pours out into the street and there everyone is sharing sort of that the joy of lighting stuff on fire, watching it explode It was fun No doubt. Yeah I don't want to do it today because you know the fire insurance is outrageous around here. We don't need anything to burn down and hike those Baks up anymore. All right We're going to do our giveaway now Tickets for Universal Studios. I know. I thought I was gonna have to play some gan. We don't have to. Tickets for Universal Studios, Hollywood Take the code word exciting EX C I T I N G exxciting hard word to spell you guys. So make sure you spell it correctly when you enter it in at radioalice. com You enter it in, exciting is it the word If you enter that exciting at radios. com. You'll have a chance to win a four pack of tickets for Universal Studios Hollywood where you can experience the first ever high speed outdoor roller coaster at Universal Studios Hollywood I'm sure there are other ones. I'm not sure I understand exactly what they're saying there, but it's going to be epic. You guys read it perfectlyough and that's all that matters. R can runon Burgundy the of this. Fast and Furious Hollywood drift. takeake the word exciting to radioice dot com and Mason's got another set for you at twelve hundred five five hundred five. It's Jane More chances to win this hour's code word. is exciting Mm Yeah. All right.'s we're gonna to play a game called two one hundred and fifty yearsars of American inventions. This is fun I like this. Maybe it's fun. No, it's fun. I like this Is the Frisbee an American Inention. Hell yeah