Blackmail and Arrest at JFK

Right An Here in New Jersey, every school day begins with the pledge of Allegiance And every school day, they learn a little more about our shared history so they can help build a brighter future for us all That's how we will live up to the promise made over two hundred and fifty years ago We never be justice for all and R It that's f. What Poppin conongregation. It's your girl Lacey Mosley, AKA scam Godddess backack with another installment of the podcast all about robbery, fraud and those who practice it. Sometimes we love them. sometometimes we hate them. One thing's for sure we will always laugh at them, but never the victims Y'all already know. Oh, yes. Roll out your window, get some of that summer air if the globe ain' warmed where you at yet. Yes. Go ahead, get up, stand up, wave. stick a hand out the window if you're driving. Yeah, Let it feel in the breeze. Yes. We can opportune to be a dog sometimes. Y'all already know I'm very what? Yes, excited, elated aesthetic For my homie to return to the show. She is a funny comedian, writer and actress. She's also the host of the podcast, What should we talkalk about? Congregation, make sure to enter the chat, okay? You may have heard her voice or seen her lovely face in some of her works such as Last Man Standing, The Saviors, The Great North, and so so much more. And she's the creator and host of self Help Me, a competitive self care comedy game Congregation, please welcome my friend Jenny Yanks to the show. Oh my goodness, congregation, I'm so honored to be here. So happy to have you. Wait, this is actually your first time, right? urn I know, I said returning. and then like for some reason, I was like, No, no, no, I'm right. I'm right. It's been a minute. I see you IRL. I do. I do. so that's why it tricks you into thinking that I've been on before. I remember very vividly our last show together, Scam God a show together. and it was about that wild New Jersey water park. Yeah. that kill people. Oh my gosh, it was during the height of COVID. It was in our houses. Yeah, action park or Yeah, Yes Oh my goodness Wow, what a time. I'm glad that we finally snagged you back, because she's booked busy in all probably in a city near you Yeah. by the time just comes out, she definitely will not be in lage for sure I feel like you just walk out the door and you just catch a flight. I feel like they have to just I'm trying to. Listen, we arere out here trying to spread the good word and the good word is comedy. It is. That's all we can do. We laugh to keep from crying. That's right when whenever we can. Now, Jenia I have some questions for you and I want to get some opinions from you. Yeah. So I'm gonna ask you about three different subject matters. and I want to know if you think they are a scam, a scheme, or a real thing. A scam, meaning it's full out, full blown scam, please put the metal bracelets on the girls A scheme meaning it feels like it should be illegal and it gets a little shady at times. And then a real thing is like it's legitimate. We might not like it, but you know, it helps society function whatever community One rambling note about community y'all. I love that y'all are going to therapy, but some of'all going to therapy and leaving with the wrong things. Y'all leaving with a therapy vocabulary and thenre just using it all willy nilly and don't even know what fucking mean. Boundaries are important, but you can't be like,, if your boundaries are like I can't show a few ' this is my boundary, I'm tired. I can't help you move, that's my boundary. I can't pick you up, That's my boundary. can't Eventually it's like baby, community is also about inconvenience Like every time we see community,s always like a pretty picture of like a bunch of people around one person smiling, probably drinking like a white claw or something. Sometimes community is doing shit that is fucking annoying. That's right. Sometimes community is a baby on a plane. Listen And you gotghta just try to support the parents of that unemployed yelling ass baby. That's right. 'use that's community. It is. that you can't be using boundary as an excuse for bad behavior. People do. They use it for being a lousy friend I' like, no, your boundary can't be. I'm a trash ass for in. Lacey, n names The list would be endless. But the funny one I do remember was Jonah Hill and girl that surfer girl that he was dating. And then he would send her all these crazy text messages because she would be out on the surf like surfing with other dudes. But it's not like they' like on the same surfboard, you know, like cuddled up. It's like they riding the brakes and the waves anding the fuck cow bungle. I remember what they doing And he was like, well, you posing in these swimsuits on the beach? That's my boundary. I don't want to see you in these swimsuits. I was like, that's not a boundary, bro It's not a boundary if you try to make somebody else do something. My boundary is making sure that you cook me breakfast, lunch, and dinner every day. That's my boundary. That's my boundary. Yeah. And you overstepping it right now because where is the spaghetti I ask for? It's five thirty. Thank you. I'm an early dinner. Yeah, you're right I don't know, I just needed to say that But so scam scheme or real thing. First one here, Jenny, psychics. Psychics, It's a scheme. I'm. It's a scheme. I feel like it really depends on it's like a medical professional or a chiropractor. You got to choose the right person 'Cacauseuse there are people who can scam as psychics, and then I kind of believe there's some people who just have that wisdom. I don't too. R? I you believe that? And even if it's like deductive reasoning, I don't give a shit. Even if you just came to it 'cause you like I'm seeing a school, Mewhile I got like my teacher bad dra. Exactly Eactly. I'm seeing children, the pit of patter of fe Because I call it to me, it's a scheme that has been passed down through matrilineal lines and heritage. okay? It is a woman's scheme. I've never seen a male side gage. That's right. So I believe in women's rights and wrongs. And so I think if you're a woman who is able to offer Wisdom by just reading someone's aura, fuck it Get at it Charge me a hundred bucks for it That's on you Yeah, that's true. You know what I mean? So it's a scheme. It's a scheme. I feel like of course our scammers don't be abusing that Right? Don't be abusing that.' be like, yeah the universe told me to hand you need to hand over your like the deed to your home tocept which psychics have done that we've covered on this show. No we don't like that. No. But I feel like going in and even if it's just confirming your own biases, getting the courage to do something that you're scared to do because the psychic lady said it all comes together Yeah. And I'm like, oh yeah, okay, I bet Now, if men were psych exass they scamm fully because like one hundred percent They don't have that women's intuition? They don't. I think they also don't have the listening skills. If they can't listen to living people, they certainly can't listen to spirits. I agree. I don't think no ghost has ever spoken to a man. I question a male therapist. That's all I'm saying, Even in therapy, I question a male theraist. I'm sry. I'm sorry. Right 'use men be with a home boys and be like, yeah, my homie just got divorced. She'd be like, why? I don't know? I'm like, haven' y'all been friends since you were eight? Like, why don't you you didn't ask no follow up questions? You definitely a't followed up with my dad Ganny? Like no. Tell me more three magical words Tell me more Learn them Learnem They're like, Ohh, man, that's tough twow ways Oh That's tough. You water not around? I wet Ma h Icial friend. I know. I agree with you. I'm gonna say scheme as well. Okay. Because I'll get my tarot cards read every now and then. Why not? And like if it's something that's guiding me in the right direction, then why not? And then if you get a gut reaction against what they're saying, then that's also information. Yeah, right? whereere you're like, okay, maybe I'm not into this. I'm not into what they're saying. R You know, and that's that's knowledge. to be like, all right, well, let me listen to myself. It's not like you just, you know, follow whatever they say whole cloth No, But some people do. I know. that's two vulal. Yeah, don't be that vulal. I mean, I guess I would rather you go to a regular psychic than be in a cult. I feel like I do that. One is like both people have the same need, which is the need for answers That's they can't figure out on their own so that they can have peace. Yeah. But I'd rather you go to a psychic than be like, you know, living on a compound. But you know what it is though, regardless of whether or not you choose a cult or a psychic As humans, sometimes we just want to not think We just want to outsource our free will And just be like, I just need to put this on someone else to tell me what to do. Yeah. And that's dangerous. It is, but also sometimes you're right. but that's spring understand like why people enjoy the structure of like the military or like I even remember being a kid and like having to go to school the same time every single day. That's I would get my sister ready before. and I would listen to Steve Harvey in the morning showhow, like an old lady every morning. And like have my routine. I don't remember being as anxious then. I think so. And I feel like that's why, you know, people are young kids, the young', the G Z They're increasingly going to Catholic church. They like the structure of it Oh no. He lit up in there for me. No shade to the Catholics, y'all get to go Th throw themem rosaries in the air, waveem like you just don't care. I heard the funniest joke. I wish I could remember who said it but they were like, I feel like Jesus is not coming back because everybody wearing them crucifixes. and he feels like that's a threat. What Chs of physics. O the course ph is but we care That's re kill home now. just on us. We gold bl it with diamonds and shit. I wouldn't come back either. That's real. That's why he ain't say it was from Trump. He's ain't coming down there. All you MAA supporters are trying to deport myl Salvadors That's true. I never thought of it that way. I like that. Listen, if I got killed with a gun, I'm not gonna come back and embrace people wearing guns all over their body. He wearing gun necklaces. Is not safe You're not safe. I don't want to be around you Let to our next stamps game a real thing. Ballet Valet Oh, that's real. Okay. That's real. Listen, if you live in Los Angeles or any city where parking is scarce, that is a true convenience Do you know how much st? Do you know how much I broke up with a man because he lives in Katito That's fair. He lived in Korea toown and three nights separately, I cried because I couldn't show up for that booty call ress. That is that affects my mental, spiritual. I can't even imagine what thinking as you was driving to pain and then having a circle to block Thank you circle no no. you' supposed to cirling d. you circling a blood. Yeah, that would mess with me. I'm just saying like I believe valet is a true service. Tip your valet drivers. They're keeping your c car safe while you're like I what you got to agree. Tip your valet drivers. That's going go into our next thing. but Also, I don't like how valet drivers move all of my seats. Yes, I know I'm a little person, but you're literally except on the internet,all'all know if I'm not. donon't let nobody tell you feel like When I get back in my car and every setting is changed I'm like, you drove it up the block, my guy. You had to change every mirror and move the se all the way back to the back seat. So that's a petite lady issue I am not a petite lady. I'm so sorry So when you get back, you'll say it'll be the same. Yeah. I got long legs And short torso I do. But I'm taller than you. Are you? C y'all hear that she's taller than me? I don't hear it either. I got a tall voice L S sometimes it can be a scheme because here's why. I feel like in Los Angeles, one, it pisses me off the way this city was designed. It feels like it was just like paved by like like they just to follow like a wild animals like footprints and we're like Lets pave this.. Like it's too big of a state for us to continue to have establishments that do not have any parking. I get that Like But let me explain as someone who went to grad school and urban planning and know a lot. We got an urban plan on the show. Wait a minute Listen, I don't drop all my credentials all the time in this moment. The problem is is Los Angeles was built by how do you say it Real estate. and heavily lobbied by the car and rubber tire industry. So, you know, they didn't do a lot of thinking. It was more about How do we just get people on freeways You know what I'm saying? So when it comes to like the livable driving experience with parking lots and parking on the city streets, Not a lot of forethought A all. No That's not how it is. because LA was such a new new city relatively, right, compared to the rest of the country that it was established in a messed up, extra capitalistic way. Right? We ain't got no gilded age. No. And so they were just like, just it's everything about the nineteen fifties that happened It's it's you know, chewed up LA and spit it out. Yeah. I'm tossing racism. I mean, that's tr. because a lot of those freeways are built through black and POC neighborhoods right. And they cut off access to rich neighborhoods. and a lot of brown people did not have cars. not maybe sometimes not even because they couldn't afford them because people would sell black people cars I would argue I would argue you a description of a city where the streets were sort of paved after the hooves of animals is Boston That's real because that's like pre cololonial to colonial age and it's just I was just there dis A bunch of clippy cloppies. That's why if you ever driven in the Boston area, it's terrible guys. Yeah because they just all of a sudden, it's like sh they're turning the emerging out of nowhere because these were not built for high speed cars It's built for little turns of little course carriages I agree with you. And in LA, except for specific venues, I agree that valet is definitely a necessity and it's a real thing.. I will say in bigger places, like when I go to Texas, if I see a valet and it's like for an event and I see a huge ass parking lot that they just roped off so that they can park your car and charge you for it. I'm like, Burn that whole par lot is right there. How you gonna pop up ball Also, how can I get involved? Like what time do I need to show up to the Walmart parking lot and start put coosta tape around that bitch of me, like, y'all go to this concert? Give me your car. Listen, Texas is a whole other thing. They got enough space. trruly, that's I'm like ballet in Texas.ike y'all are fucking playing with me C along. Here's my e. No, so I do agree with you on that. Okay. Last but not least, scam schema real thing. We talk about tipping the valet. Tipping outside of restaurants. So not restaurant tipping, anywhere else. U I think it's a real thing slash a scheme. It really depends on where you are. and what industry you're talking about baristas in restaurant, L in like food serface. I tip. I loveary baristas and they're included in the restaurant, like we should be tipping them. okay? If they got purple hair and you're tipping, you tripping. So said in America, as some of you might know, the history of tipping is obviously built off of racism.onstruction F answer to e. It truly is. Listen, baby fill up that cement. They about to fill that swiming pool up with cement because they would rather nobody swim than anybody brown get in. That's right. That's where we're at baby. So if you're listening to this outside of America, that's just a history. So for me, given that history, I do tend to tip because I don't know. I used to work for the labor movement and I'm like, It's nice to just tip like anything in the church att hotels, I know. att hotels I try to tip. do I do tip like if I just came from a cafe in Hollywood just now before I got here, I tipped on my first little little toast I did tip like a dollar. Well, maybe I should have been more clear. Hospitality is not included. All right. So that includes service the industry, like all of that. I'm talking about like a specific time. I went to I like to give people birthday boxes sometimes, onlyn my witchy women.. So I'll go to what is that store called? the one in L.A. you know, the witchy one where they sell you like a box of expensive rocks candles. intuition. Intuition. That's right. And I remember I've got in there and like you know, birthday box and then like when I'm they turn the iPad around and it's like tip suggestions. No thinking. And I'm like, I just shopped in here. I brought it to the counter myself. Now if a witch had come out and put some Palacanto around me and been like, this is where you need to go. mayaybe I'll give her a tip for a. That's right. But I'm like, if I come into a store and I purchase things, I don't understand why you're asking me for a tip. If you take away the sort of hospitality, then yeah, I think that's a scheme The place that I used to get Juveder at. Oh They had a situation, which I later found out, I'll say this in order. So they had a situation where like, I would go there. I've gone there for years. And only because my one nurse was there. and finally she left. So Ill followed her to where she went. Okay Before I would get like either like I get juiderm under my eyes sometimes because it's Juiderm. So Juiderm is a filler. Some people get in their lips and stuff. That's why you see the girls with a lip. They'll be like, you know, they can't they can't eat normal again. They can't do a straw. the lip flip Um I get it under my eyes because my family's just a genetic thing that it's the volume starts to like kind go inward. I mean, your eyes look great right now. Thank you Yeah So I'll get that done maybe once a year. But before I get it done, this nurse or the lady at the front desk would come in and pull up the price of the procedure and I would pay and it would ask me if like to leave a tip. Yeah. Now in that position, I felt really held hostage. I always love a twenty percent tip because you're asking me to leave a tip before the person comes in. you're not I trusting love miners so I don't You were never to established relationship. In the beginning, the first time that they whipped that out That's weird. I was like, no. I have to tip because you're about to inject my face. What if I don't give you no tipp and now you bad and then you start stabbing me wrong? What's going on? Yeah, I don't know about that. That is a scam if you're showing me the tipping monitor before you do the service, that becomes a threat. Yeah, then that becomes a threat. understood the payment thing just because like, what if I run out with the stuff in my eye? You can't get it back Like I kind of get that. get it you get it suck it back in. R If they if they put it in and I just bolt for the door. like I kind of get that. But the tipping thing, I was like, no, because what did she fuck me up because I leave no good tip. I don't like this. I like this. I later found out the place that my nurse went to like I tried like when I paid for the first time, this was maybe a couple of weeks ago. Yeah. I was like, oh, and where's the tipping option? And she was like, oh man, we don't This is a medical procedure. Nobody should be asking for a tip. I was like I' been dipping for life That's a scam. that's a sc The owner of the last place was like using up all the drugs for her personal use and like stealing the tips from the nurses and stuff. Listen, I feel like any kind of like cosmetic beauty clinic can be a potential front for money laundering Oh. I'm just saying it's very it's ripe. You know what? instead of a laundry mat, it should be that because how are you gonna tell me how many laser facials I did today? You don't know. Listen, Oh, we need to be running that drug money through You can cook the books on that Medpa. Re easy. Medpa, you would really easy cook the books. We did twelve, twelve hundred dollars facial massages. That's right. Today. Yes No one's going to know Oh Ideas guys, but Mbe you need to run of scam We're giving you ideas. That's what this show iss about. S God is No here Absolutely not, y'all know this the aogado fund, Y'all need to start getting it back up and running again..s I get sued. Okaykay? This is cautionary tales. and all hypotheticals. That's right, allegedly. Thank you for those. I really appreciate your opinions. Listen, And we learn some things from a city planta I did all two years of my UCLA masters, but I did not graduate If you were not close. I dont know. You know what? fair enough, cut your losses, okay? You are a brilliant comedian. We didn't need you giving that school no more coin. You learned everything you needed to know. You're such a supportive friend, Lacey. I mean, as are you. Oh my goodness That brings us to my favorite segment here Historic Hoodwings. This is where I will regale Jinny with a famous con Capper group of criminals we don't know yet and maybe we like them, Mbe we hate them, maybe we laugh at them, but never at the victims. So today We're going to be talking about the Warren Buffett of insurance fraud Lve for this. I am salivating right now. So the Warren Buffett of insurance fraud stole two billion dollars from his own companies, then tried to pay a state official two hundred million more to stay quiet about it. O And this is him. Oh Wow. He looks more like a cult leader than an insurance fraudster. He look like Trump could Who ran a mth la? He's all recessive gene. J if you can't see the picture. Oh truely. He's all recessivee.' g him brother cousin. For sure But I will say like mean for being in jail, he managed to get that hair pulmated. That's true. that hair is laid Well So maybe they like him in jail. That is probably proof. ' I always say like how you show up to court kind of shows how people fuck with you in jail. Like if your hair is done, you got a haircut. like Luigi M you always be looking fresh as hair. I mean, he's also fine, but he is so fine. But I mean, I feel like what's this dude, he lists think about it. what's his personality? He is a white man, white collar on who is in prison, he's going to be fine. He's like probably a fast talker. He probably, you know, tries to fit in has a decent head of hair. He has a good head of hair. So I bet you the the other prisoners are just like you're fine If he's in white collar jail, yeah. They probably all playing tennis. Exactly. Yeah. So Greg Lindenberg, he looks like a Greg. just so forgetable. You know Gres. You know, Greg. You know how Gre jail Here's another photo. Okay, we saw him in a side profile first, y'all. Now's giving, oh my go. It's very it's very malfoy. I don't know about that. The eyes are very malfoy. His hair's red, but it could just easily be platinum blonde. Right. And then what is this like bang he's doing? What is this? I don't know. why is he scaling I don't know why he's so. I feel like with these types of guys who are probably scammers, like white collar guys, they take these kind of photos where it makes them feel like they're powerful. Yeah. But little does he know that he needs a stylist. He needs some more gay people in his life. probably. Yeah, he thinks he's serving like no f face. No's like, no No. The CFO is not financial is not face. it's like, f Like that's what that upstance work What fuck? No, Oh my goodness. I feel like I'm gonna lose my soul if I keep looking at. I don't steritize. Yeah, he follows you aroundround the room Oh, yeah, no So, um He was born in San Mateo, California and attended Yale University.f course. You know, like you do. While at Yale, he started a healthcare newsletter, which later became Eli Global, a conglomerate that has almost nothing to do with healthcare that That's headquartered in Durham, North Carolina.ee seeee, that's already going to tip you off. If you're going name something Eli Global this is how you know he's a good scammer. I mean, eventually he became not a good scammer because he got caught But a good scammer will take the words that make you invoke the thing that invoke the status, the institution. 'cause when I hear Eli Global, I hear Eli Lillily. That's pharmaceutical too. That's pharmaceutical. And then global implies we got reach.. we are powerful. And so that's when you know like that's the start of a gif gamer And his name is not Eli It' like who is Eli? Who's Eli? We're not we're too poor to know. Yeah. You're right. That's a good one. Like using like buzzwords like that in any corporate sense. they love that stuff. You know, market share, lion share ennergy corporateinite Grove. That's right. Yeah I can'm not ard enough of an Asian to know the rest of those words So on his personal website, Greg called William Randolph Hearst, the newspaper magnate of the earliet twentieth century, who inspired the Charles Foster Kane character in the movie Citizen Kane as one of his earliest inspirations. Now that is a run on sentence, so I'm gonna explain to you what I just said Greg said that William Randolph Hearst Who was a newspaper magnet? That's right was his inspiration. That's right. And The newspaper magnet is what Citizen Kane is inspired by. R So it it's kind of diabolical. another a guy. Yeah There we go. Yeah, this makes sense. That's like, you know what? that' that's that's like the way these like techno fascists today, like Palanter name they name their companies and their inspiration off of Literally the villain from like Lord of the Rings. They wantan to be Lex Lutor so b. Exactly. They're like they don't see it as a cautionary tale. They see that as like aspirational. And I wish that the names didn't sound so cool. I wish that the villain's names was like, well, I really aspire to be the boogeyman. That's right. Like I'm trying to be everywhere in closets under beds. I know William Randolph Hurst terrif find the children taking the parents money. Like I want somebody to be like, yeah, boogeyman global. Exactly. But they're not gonna do that. They're smarter than that. Right, Lex Lutor does sound, you know, these sound more Enticing? I guess. So in twenty fourteen, he started buying insurance companies and lobbying politicians to increase the amount of insurance like company assets. that an owner could invest in. So he started buying the insurance companies and then he was like, let me start using my money to now lobby our croicked ass government. That' right so that I can make sure I can get as many investors in these companies as possible. Who knows why that's not like Like leg Probably because it's not a good idea. But this is what happens. If he comes from an elite background is able to get into Yale and then in Yale, he supercharges his ability to become a part of the ownership class to be a part of the like people who run the world. They literally talk to each other like, we're going to run the world. Right. They probably put them cloaks on and you always getting his booty beat down in the basement. So this is how you show up. This is how you show up when you start a business act like that I'm gonna to start a business and because I have money, I'm gonna to be able to lobby AKA, buy off the right decision makers to change the rules to be favorable to me. That's how they think. And then we're out here little peons going to public school trying to get straight As because we just got to follow the teacher' orders. Right. Do you understand what I'm saying We got to get out there and vote. We No do vote. but like the rules are for suckers. Yeah is what I'm saying. But if we could buy things off, I know. listen. So Greg bought five like a five million dollars mansion in the North Riley area. That was the most expensive home sold in the county. Okay, whereere's And this is the five million dollars mansion. This is a North Riley Carolina. All Carolinas Yeah. And at the time, he had the most ball in his ass house. This is the most expensive house you could get. It is nice. When you live at a mansion that's surrounded by enough forest to hide bodies, that's when you know you're rich. Ry? Look at That really is when you know because like you cannot see like through those trees. Eactlyike y'all bit just he got trees and hedg. Y'all aint see it. He can chop the body up all on the driveway. We ain't seeing shit. Trees and hedges is wealth. Yeah But also so much secrecy, why you need trees and hedges? That's right. suspicious. It's very suspicious So he bought another mansion in Durham., which was his main residence for many years and is equipped with both indoor and outdoor tennis courts for year round use. He also had a vacation home in Key West and in Idaho. Who the fuck is vacation in Idaho with the potatoes What do you mean vacation home in Idaho? Those words should not be juxtaposed. I feel like when you want vacation homes in places people don't want to go to, it's because you got something to hide Yeah, yeah. That's my feeling. I feel like that's what he was doing in Idaho at his vacation home. You can hide amongst the spuds. Does he look like a potato himself? looks like a potato himself. It's cabouflaged. So at the same time, he started buying more insurance companies. So he's buying homes and insurance companies. Eli Global now acquires around thirty new companies per year He's has got ed I mean, that's greedy. It's a signet. But that's the other thing too. It's like people say, o, American capitalism, it's all about competitive markets. When in the end when you're that rich, your goal is to become a monopoly. It's truly the game of monopoly, like the g the board game All they want to do they want to just dominate a sector. That's why they buy up so many companies. And that's why monopoly isn't fun. I mean, it was created by a woman stolen from by a man. But the whole point was to show the ills of capitalist and they're like, let's turn into a fun game. It's like, it's not a fun game because as soon someone has the monopoly, nobody wants to play anymore. because what do you mean every time I land on boardwalk? I got to clean myself out. Th you a jerk. Th then you're the jerk Right. Yeah No, it's bullshit. You know what mean? mononopoly fights I've been in, I still got a cut on my thighs Like my cousin Jermana, Jermonica. So like yeah, like h No. So this is how it got into stealing two billion do. Okay. Greg diverted more than two billion dollars from the insurance companies he bought, money, which was held in a trust to pay future insurance claims into loans and securities for himself. So this money was to pay future insurance claims. That's right. And he decided he was gonna Divert it to his own loans and securities for himself. So then he went to gamble on the stock market as well. Yeah. So Hey, I took these people's insurance money and was like I can guarantee you won't get paid exactly Bob the claim. It's a little piggy bank for him He forgave more than one hundred twenty five million dollars in loans to himself from the insurance companies he controlled. How can you do that How why is there no oversight He overseen himself and he looked at himself and he said it was all on the open and up. Wh's policing the police No bad. So between twenty sixteen and twenty nineteen, multiple insurance companies controlled by Greg were placed in rehabilitation or liquidation. Thousands of individual policyholders and other victims were collectively still owed more than one billion dollars. What? in one of the largest insurance frauds in US history So he was stealing from himself, but he had acquired all these companies. And when you think about it, if you're gonna to acquire a company at a value and then know that everyone's paying in constantly, like it's kind of the best company to acquire if you want to embezzle from your own company. Yeah. because everybody's paying in. That's right And and it insurance is a ponzi scheme. You really don't get caught until people start calling for a payout. Yeah Exactly, exactly. So I mean he had a great strategy here. Some victims may be paid back at least partially, but many others died before the case was resolved. Oo, I know. Roughly thirty thousand victims died before recovering money tied to the scheme. Yeah. Now my thing is is like if they died Can their relatives come for that money? I feel like you should had to pay for that few. Yes, that individual is connected to a family. Right, We didn't bury grandma loose. We got her pond buying somebody to br me something. Exactly. At least the cost of a costco cash. There should be a claim. There should be a claim. But what happened in this case? they just the claims just died with them? Yeah, about thirty thousand of them seeee? That's when you know insurance. It's a scam Truly. I mean, do you know that you can age out of life insurance Oh, when you're too old, they don't want to pay for your your body They like they'll just stop covering you. C you live longer than they believe But you just paid so much money Okay, see, this is why like people are so mad. like even after the Eaton and Palisades fires, so many people have been denied their like legitimate claims for fire insurance. Yeah And so it's like, what are you even doing? And in Malibu, you can't even get insurance at a lot of places. A lot of homes. No, there's like a federal thing. So you know, part of me is like, it's almost like they're like, we're going to set up an insurance scheme so that Basically the worst thing that can happen to you that would make us pay this out, we'll just wish and hope that it doesn't And then would just sit on our You know, as fat cats on this money right just use it as a personal piggy bag. Like that That's how it feels. That's what it is. And that's why my insurance company hits me like my health insurance hits me up like, o, let's do your annual physical or like and not like I go to the doctor that's like one that they want to do through the insurance company and I never do it because I'm like, I know you're nefarious as fuck. You don't care about my health And either way, if I do this's gonna to be bad for me. I don't know how yet, but I know that for sure. But do you hear how like one hundred percent like that's why we need universal health carere. because if you have a profit motive when it comes to health, you're not showing up because you don't want to be dinged Like you don't wantan to like increase your personal costs. You don't want to like have them deny you care. like Right. Second I tellah whole guy ask Mic'll be like, oh, well, we had to be raates. Listen, when I was twenty one years old, I did start a socialist collective, so I just need you to know this is who I am. I love this. I love this.ook at all these gys just sleping out. okay. I'm joining J. No You didn't know She has a great pizza maker and that's honestly all I needed was her and her husband's pizza maker for me to join the callult. Thank you. I'm there. I'm in there' like swimwere So, one victim of Greg's couldn't pay for her murdered son's funeral.. Another family lost access to more than six hundred thousand dollars in savings while their daughter underwent cancer treatments. But Greg needed the money himself because he had big plans For what I mean, listen, Greg needed the money more than these these grieving families because he needs to like Dvest in sunscreen because hes so pale. Does he need to Color his red hair to be Even readder? What does mean? Right? What does he mean 'use he's got a river of money. His ex wife Tisha refer I was going to say Tishia, but I was like, ain't way she's Tish. felt that. I felt that coming from you too. I was like, ain't way she a Tisha, not with this man, okay? But she could be a Tisha because you know, there's there's a joke of C cllose your ears if you' play, y' can listen, but don't be try to tell the joke. But you know, the Black community, we talk about how like if there's like a bllack woman like in an expensive place with like a really, really bad wig, she's most likely with like the superst richest white dude. Like all you have to do to get a rich old white dude is just wear like the stiffest wig you got, and go to a hotel, a nice hotel bar and then what bam. you know you're in the Maldives. Yeah It's a stereotype but you know, sometimes stereotypes have little drs. Listen, hardwig soft life. That's what they're saying His ex wife, Tisha, referred to his spending as a river of money that flowed through his more than three hundred personal companies. The couple's home in Durham was regularly staffed with tennis and martial arts trainers, nannies, and security personnel, each making tens of thousands of dollars per year, according to court documents Now lotrainer What does this white man got to do with a martial arts trainer? This when you know you got too much money. This see this is when this is when I need to be a better scammer because I need to just use this round Asian face and just tell people I could teach them kung fu Oh yeah, you could definitely need to make that money. Come on, Misses Miak Okay training. go j a pet store, get a few grasshoppers, you know, that's the that's the end of the the retreat is they got to grab the grasshopper. If they don't, they got to go back to level one pay again. What what kind of kung fu are you trying to do in Durham, North Carolina? I'm asking for you, North Carolina. Oh you know these kung fu instructures are not Asian.. Soeven ask. I don't know why you thought that. Okay. This is Sensei Tom Okay. not sensing talk. Okay. Thank you Sincei Chad.. Theyin't never seen. Oh my God. The couple's lifestyle was so extravagant that in their separation, Linden Burke was ordered to pay sixty thousand dollars a month in child support. Linden Burg is Greg. sixty K in mon a month in child support for his three children. So when they split up, she got sixty K for the three kids That's twenty k a child a month I mean, fair. Look, they gotta keep up their lifestyle. Somebody's gott to pay the martial arts traader that Tishia got out of here though. She did get divorced. Good. Yeah. I think she saw a river was just flowing a little too fast. That's right. MackKenzie Bezos that shit. Right. She was next to theenile, but she wasn't in denial. That's right. Okay. She was like, let me get what I can get ' I know we do crrae. We Anything, but I do know this smells shady. rightight After their divorce in twenty nineteen, Greg used about thirty million dollars of stolen money on private jets. twenty one million dollars in connection with various women. Okay, twenty one million dollars. Shad That is a good per capita kind of bill, okay? twentyw one million divided by how many? We don't know. it says variious Variious is five. let's say five. Yeah. twenty one million do across five. That's about four million dollars. change per per per h. Bet put that cche to good work. Okay. Good work. And look, there's only so much honey horny honey grid can suck on. I bet you was print cushhing grig Pro just played a lot of double tennis and just wearing tight dresses. That's it. He also spent twelve million dollars on yacht expenses. You know how you had to do your yacht expenses And this was including boat trips to Ebita. That's where we know them various women came from. There's a lot of baddies in Ebita, okay? and they will get on your boat. That's right. They love an international water cruise Oh yeah, you know, there's no rules in international waters. Yeah. And that's not why they're doing it. It's just like a bonus. It's added bonus. What kind of life is this Greg trying to live? I don't understand this is where I don't understand rich people sometimes, even fake rich people. It's like how much Relaxation and luxury, can you really, can you really stand I think it gets boring after a while. And also you have to remember that once you're, I kind of think about it like I think about my age bracket. When I turned thirty, all of a sudden I never I didn't know anybody in their twenties. Right. Like I do not know anybody in their twenties other than my little sister Yeah. And when my little sister moved here to go to college, I was I was going to Ireland to shoot and I was like kind of like panished because I only really had like a month to help her get settled in before I was gonna toappear for four months.. I was like, I gott to find her some like young, like friends in the twenties who was popping. And then I sat I thought. I thought about it really hard I was like, I don't know anyone Below to the age of twenty nine. Yeah Listen, it happens. And that's how it goes with like billionaires. L eventually you don't know anybody who like remembers what a bill looks like. It's true. and even held one in their hand. But But that's why they get so bored because you can only luxuriate and stimulate yourself so much. Like, you know, have a I have a lot of friends who are either chefs or food writers I have a friend who traveled the world for fifty B bars, drinking the finest in cocktails and they are out here, they will experience palate fatigue It's called palate fatigue. where your mouth had too much good stuff. Exactly. It starts to taste the same and you just get desensitized. So I need these rich people to stop stealing from the rest of us, hoarding all that wealth, hoarding all that dopamine, and just spread it around 'causeuse it's not making you happy. And I don't understand why if you're poor, it's hoarding, but when you're rich, it's like an accomplishment. That's right. Like you don't need all that money. justust like homeomegirl on TLC don't need all them Chchkis bothoth don't need either of all of those things, but now it's something to impress your weird ass friends. That's why you got people like Harlan Crow who collect that's Harlan Crow is Clarence Thomas's sugar daddy. Oh, that's right. That's right the Nazi enthusiast who loves to collect Nazi memorabilia, slave memorabilia. That's right. And he brings people over to his house to like look at old spoons and shit. I'm like, how fucking doll are you personality has to be collecting Things that only have value because your're boring ass attributed it to have value. Well, and also that you have to pay people to come look at your spoons. Yeah. Yeah A So according to Greg's own notes, his crimes were meant to help him grow his network into the tens of billions of dollars. a fund harem. And and fund a ham of beautiful girlfriends and luxury vehicles. Oh also, build a media empire Oh oh, he also wanted to create Valhalla on Earth ee. Oh, and he wanted to fund research to extend human life. Not all humans, just the rich ones. Just him This is the problem when rich people become so out of touch, they think they're gods. They want to live as a god. wish evil on anybody, but I do think that when certain Ultra rich people get diseases, it does benefit society Ire not even lying because one of the Koch brothers had pancreatic cancer, do you know how far he took pancreatic cancer research because he was throwing so much money at it? Right R. And then everybody else got to benefit from that. Okay. So you know, you can be a billionaire, but you need to get a rare and cururable disease so that we can finally get somebody to work on it. That's right and share the results of that because some people they'll hoard the knowledge too Yeah, ye. Yeah, but we need to know. We need to know what you're up to. Vahal on Eth is so strange. L like this is how you know you have too much money. You're left alone with your thoughts too much. Like there's nobody around you who's like, bro, what' you talking about? Are you high? Like I feel like there's nobody in his life who's ever like, arere you high, bro? He doesn't wantan to die And that's why we need to make friends with death. Oh ye Wow. I'm saying this is spiritually andally. I'm not about to be homies with death. No, I'm about to have the most embarrassing death you've ever seen. Jenny. When I die, I'm going out kicking and screaming. It's not gonna be hopefully it's peacefully in my b. But like there will not be a dignified death. I'm not gonna be like, I'm ready to go. I love you and I'm be like, getet away from me It's not for me it's more about like I want to live my life knowing that it might not be the tomorrow, you know? Yeah. And so I feel like spiritually that helps me. Now, I will say I do think about death every day. Same. So that does help me. it also deroves me. When I wake up in the morning and I'm like We made We are comedians. Right. I readist on that looks like you're more likely to die before eleven AM. So I was like, Who, made it past eleven AM. We out here. we out here. We out here. You ain't taking me today. And you got to get through like winter holidays. You just gotta get Oh through make through winter. That's a big de doozy. winter holidays. That's right. So this man needs to just make friends with Dath. Well, unfortunately for you, Jenny,, he trying to live for E He's still alive? Overall, Greg aimed at having a hundred billion dollars net worth and the ability to live to one hundred and twenty years old. A december twenty twenty four report by Bloomberg News said that Greg sought to father as many as Is he Elon Musk? What is happening? Do they all have the same playbook Oh they they got the same ketamine dealer. Look at him 'ause they all seem like they'd been in the same K home. Like they ran into each other and they're like, Elon. These photos of these weird billionaires, they either look like they're on uppers or downers. What is happening? Also, I'm sorry, if you have that much money, you can't be ugly Like how are ugly when you have this much money? It's so upsetting when his hair looks like a nineties sitcom kid. becauseause you know the saying like, you're not ugly, you're just poor. You know what I mean? Like so if you like why are you still ugly, sir? If you can't see his hair, it basically looks like a redhe bowl cut, but he just brushed it back. Yeah, like he brushed it back and then he put the bowl on Exactly. It looks like a mushroom cap. It does look like a mushroom stp. Okay. So Greg wanted fifty children. so he said, it can't hold my Hold my beer. hold my beer Hold my GLP one b sides. rightight. 'cause I'm coming for it. And so through like he wanted to do this through a sprawling network of egg donors and surrogates. So also he wanted to borrow women's wombs for those genetics. Those genetics should not procreate, bro. like this's nota in with you. I am so mad. This is where I get my like fucking Marxist rage coming out because this motherfucker He' is out here trying to repopulate the earth like he's Genghaz Khan. then and he's rigging the economy so that regular everyday folks are so depressed and have no hope for the future, no one's having babies. But he's out here trying to repopulate. I do not want you to live on this island with him. No, not at all. Also, your genetics aren't giving, sir. We do not need more of you We don't This is when I become a total like genic genetic supremacist I become just like, I hate your recessive genes, sir. Greg. What is his last name? What H last name sounds like a cheese. I do not want be men with last names that sound like stinky chees ul the earth. No thank you And he was specifically pursuing to your point, women with blonde hair and blue eyes. So he is up supremacist. Yeah, he was looking for Arian. People look for Aryans whichich is so recessive that it's very rare to find adults who have naturally blonde hair Like they have it as children and some adults grow up and continue to have it, but it usually turns But like, the whole Aryan thing, sir, please, we've already proven that there's no suupreme race. and if there was a definitely at the area Brod' son can kill y'all. Be for real B. Right I say I say I'm saying nobody's superior, but I'm saying if they wasn't try to rank. I just feel like Aa, y'all got the sun on y. Yeah, you know, I don't know if it's y'all. Gun to my head, I'm ranking. Gun to my head. I'm ranking. So Bloomberg reported that at least twenty five women were tied to the operation with some alleged that they were manipulated or dece alleged that they were manipulated or deceived into donating eggs that Lindberg, Greg, used after being told they would go to An anonymous infertile couple He just scams on every level. So you a't even pay these women for their eggs He is using people's goodwill and desire to help others He's abusing. He's manipulating Truly. I mean, that's what stores do to us when they be like, do you want to donate to this charerry? Am I gonna get the write off? are you? Exactly. Go away. So But do not donate to the charity. There's some charities that you know, go direct Yeah. If you see like Trevor project pop up a lot on the screen, go ahead and donate to Trevor yourself. Okaykay? You know I mean you see S Drews, go ahe and donate to them babies yourself on the website, but you don only need to do at wal. Greg Greg really was like, donate to the to the cause and the cause is me So Greg, who has twelve children, spent lavishly to recruit women through yacht parties. Not the yacht girls. Oh no. mashmaking services, We know what those are. and luxury events while operating a surveillance apparatus that conducted background checks and monitoring on prospective romanticies Nurse Can I just tell you right now? What you just described In a nutshell is the kind of world that these billionaires are forcing on the rest of us. Yeah. Think about that, what you just the surveillance, the transactionaless of humanity. The children. The children. Ticking women out of their wombs. This This is why they are taking over the world right now and they're just shoving AI down our throats, the surveillance stay down our throats. They just want to make everything that. Whatever that is, the most bleak The most bleake vision of humanity right there. They want to impose that on the rest of us and I hate it. I hate it Because I I like to think about it in like terms of either airlines or even like fast food chains. Like once Spirit Airlines and other low budget airlines joined the game and started and now their low their low pricing was still like Dynam It was like, yeah, you get a cheap ticket, but when you get to the airport they go nickel and dimame. Right? So it might end up being like a layway for a flight. You might end up paying what you would' have paid up frront for, you know like a Delta and American airlines or whatever like that, right? That's not a budget airline. Right. But when Spirit started doing that, people started flying, Delta immediately looked at Spirit and was like, Oh, these people will take anything to get in the sky. Why are we providing a in thease Right. Like we need to upcharge people. Like they're not even def'in not going to give you a biscoff cookie if you flying under three hours. Like if you fly from LAX to SFO, they say you can't get a biscoff no moreore A'll give you drink, either. Is that the world we want to live in? B to witch your own whistle I remember you could be in cach when I was a kid and get a hot meal Remember this Right Then they said, no, y'all second class citizens. Okaykay, We going strap you to the back. We won't even give you a dry ass cookie. Right. You want to seat belt. that's extra. So Greg denied wrongdoing because remember, there's like twenty five women who came out were like, we've been bambooled, leted astray, like we hate you. He denied wrongdoing and later sued Bloomberg's reporters for defamation. That lawsuit was dismissed in twenty twenty five. I'm sorry. I love that y'all love to sue for defamation when you're rich because they told the truth about you. Like that's not defamation, baby That's how things I want people to know. That's right. It's truthful though. Oh well, sorry Right. So bribes When North Carolina insurance regulators started poking around, Greg tried to bribe the state commissioner of insurance Mike Cusey with two hundred million dollars to stop interfering. Between april twenty seventeen and august twenty eighteen, Greg and others funneled millions of dollars in campaign contributions and other benefits to North Carolina's insurance commommissioner. withith the explicit goal of having senior Dputy commissioner removed. So remember, they tried to bribe the other one. He wasn't taking the bribe. So now like billionaires do, they're getting involved in politics right so that they can get their sppencer Prat into office. That's right so that they can have their, you know, criminal loser Yeah, empty headed, you know right Like you said So yeah, that official had been responsible for regulating Greg's insuranceroup right. So they're like, we gota get him out of here becausecause he' actually trying to do his job in the government. How dare he? We're rich. Which you mean you're trying to do your employments? You mean I can't get what I want? Yeah, how? Also like, you're an idiot for trying to bribe somebody with two hundred million dollars. How would that man in politics under heavy scrutiny ever be able to explain a winfall of two hundred million dollars Does't make sense. No, he was going to go to jail So a memoir. Okaykay? He wrote a memoir? I mean, oh Lord Bick and three others were indicted on bribery charges in twenty nineteen. He was convicted and sentenced to seven years in prison. That's it. Two years into his sentence, a judge overturned his conviction and he was released. and granted a retrial. How about to foot this table. Who was that judge? How much money did they get I here gonna flip this whole map. I I' gonna flip this mounted in ground table So, you know, after he did his bid, he wrote a memoir called six hundred and thirty three Days inside. Stop it. Is he making himself a victim? Yeah.. And he started making YouTube videos on self help and dieting techniques. We got one of his YouTube videos right here. Stop it about self help, but you know how to help himself to your money. A simple technique if you arere facing a grave threat, start fasting goingo to prison is the unknown You're afraid of everything prison and The summer of twenty twenty one, I started fasting. H hair looks a little better here. light bul. As of six PM to night, I've done fifty one fasts of over ninety hours in a row. every week for fifty one. I eating this or.a can you pause real quick? There is a little note on the bottom as he's talking that says, as I share my experiences with intermittent fasting and theories on quantum physics, why he's a quantum physicist now I acknowledge that I am not a medical professional and that one should always consult with a physician before undertaking intermittent fasting and making other drastic changes to their diet and lifestyle. You're talking about quantum physics. What does that have to do with starving yourself Like it's so wild to me. L I think that's one of the biggest scams about and I hate this for men, but this is the prison that they put themselves in is like ED is not recognized in men like is in women. And like with men, like it's like those bros who were like eating boiled chicken and talking about gaines, baby, that is disordered eating that some people intermitt it fast, but it usually means like they'll like during a certain part of the day and that's all which I still think is a little I know. But at least they're eating meals. But he's talking about starving himself I quant of physics. becausecauseuse you know how they work together I'm good. So we're good on that video. I feel like his spirit going jump out of screen or something. He was convicted again On the same bribery charge in twenty twenty four. His rap sheet doesn't end. It is a CVS receipt. Yes. And in twenty twenty six, he was convicted of fraud and money laundering for the two billion dollars insurance scheme. So in twenty twenty four, it was just another bribery. He said, bribery worked out so well I went to prison. Let me do it again So didn't work for you the first time., why would you get out andbe a g It's pathological. There's no rehabilitating. And there's the ego of it all. Once you get a certain amount of money, you think nothing is off limits, out of reach, out of touch. You think you can treat people any kind of way and you think you're above the law and you can just buy the law. And in a lot of cases, they do and can'. He's probably a terrible way. Oh, for sure Not that I'm working about it, but it's like for him to have twelve babies. Oh Well we don't know how many are like In Vitro whatever you right. But but also like he just doesn't seem like he's good at quite literally anything. And if he ain't eating all the time how you got energy to bone? Definitely not Valhalla, he wants to haar him. This is ridiculous. Like, sir, and who are you to think you deserve anybody's couooi Like sry, be so for real. So letters from his supporters. Yeah. He supporters? Well, he did have seven hundred and ninety four subscribers to his YouTube channel. Yeahes. so so he at least has seven hundred and ninety five supporters global. He rounded up the global Eli Global So he had some letters of supporters at his fraud sentencing. Greg submitted letters from these people. in hopes In hopes for leniency, forer inmates who knew him from prison wrote letters on his behalf. notot the inmates. now, I don't know what wit inmate letter is gonna hold you know how much those fellow inmate letters have pull, right? It's me, Johnny three stabs. And I think Greg is a great guy Who's Johnny three stops? It only take a three seconds sk But he knows Greg is a good guy Is that Is that like a thing to brag about that you could give someone in three stats? I feel like that's like Johnny one take for actors Well he also had an ex drug dealer named Willie Cologne who wrote him a letter. And Greg and he said they said that Greg helped him and other prisoners learn financial and life skills needed to turn their lives around after they were released. Listen, this is one hundred percent. I see the picture of this man. He did his whole YouTube channel to be about wellness and self help because he is a malignant narcissist who believes that he has the answer for everything And he's a white man. so he's showing up in prison and he's just like white manning his way into becoming a guru for a Willie Cologne. I do kind of love that he never stopped. He never stop prison'syc will stop me for drking. But also Something I really wish that people could get out of their heads is that haaving wealth or hoarding wealth equals Intellig A lot of rich people are not smart. Yeah. peopleeople have this weird m Let it go. Okaykay. I don't need advice like listen, will I tell you who I'm voting for? Yes. am I pretty savvy in politics? Absolutely. Am I a politician? No. That's right. But like but the same time, like I think I have a very smart genius bay when it comes to comedy and things that I do. Now, am I going to walk into your OR and perform open heart surgery on you? No no No, I'd rather you not. Right. Like I don't understand this all around genius thing when people amass a bunch of money. it's like, no, they're too smart for that. And also you're calling yourself dumb for not having as much money as they do. When really it's probably that you weren't born with it or you're not a murderer. That's right. ' you have to do one to or both So After they were released, he said that he put them on to all of the financial stuff that they needed. It sound like I learned how to be better criminals in prison. Although I'm not really taking financial advice from somebody who's in prison for financial crimes Rber to he was only there for bribery Honestly, he's just teaching them like sort of rich white people culture That That is value the course. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I would take the course. Yeah. So with four years in jail time credit, he will be released in twenty thirty four after he serves eight years. And then he will be sixty three when he gets out. So still fairly young enough to continue doing crime I mean, we got Nancy Pelosi, Trump out here getting well into their nineties, just hanging on for dear life. They do not want to retire. ' they good government healthcare they won't give you This man is this man has two to three more decades.. So of course, Greg is seeking a pardon from Trump has recently pardoned other white collar criminals, including one of the people involved in Greg's separate bribery case from the North Carolina Republican chairman. So remember they tried to bribe the chairman. So his homeie who tried to bribe the chairman got a pardon from Trump. So he was like, mee next, I'm next in line. I also did a bribery and would like to be released from prison Let me out with the January sixers. So Judny, what are your thoughts about Greg's overall scheme here? So had he bought up all these insurance companies. Then he siphoned all the money out of them and he's playing with it on the stock market and he was paying loans. He got some baller houses. He he did have a wife who he was treated very nice well with money We don't know how you treated it. He tricked a bunch of wom into donating eggs, which you should get paid that baby. Don't ever give up a egg for free. okay? There's plenty of people who pay for that egg if it's like in the right age bracket. That's right. And also I'm not sticking hormones in my body to juice up my ovulation to give away my egg for free. too some random ass Greg. He' no. But they thought it was going to adoptive families Can I just say I have not enjoyed any of his schemes. His schemes weren't even creative or fun. Do you understand I'm saying? L his schemes are just so boring. It's so just like I need to feel like a powerful big man of the universe master of the universe and I'm over it because I've spent the last fifteen years looking at news about men like this. Yeah. It feels like he had like all of the billionaires' crimes or weird, you know ross quirks, like on a pinterest board. and then that was like how he copied his personality Yes. Be kind tasted. Like he's not collecting anything weird. He's just doing the yachts, the Aitha, the Elon, get everybody pregnant. You know, like he's not there's nothing original about anything original. listen. And if there was, it didn't get it didn't see the light of day, so who knows, It's a real copy and paste Epstein class thing and I'm over it. Honestly, Greg, I'm disappointed that you didn't give us more razzle dazzle.ly. None of these purchases are interesting. You didn't do anything that we haven't seen before, You're dry, you're boring, your hair is weird. We've seen you before. Boo boo, tomato tomato. You're not even fun to listen to as a fucking scam because what was what did you do that we haven't seen them before Thank you. Fuck a mediocre scammer Exactly. Mediocre. Mediocre. Yeah, this guy didn't even think to like become a wellness guru bad enough and drrifty enough to like start his own goop. Yeah, St your own goop He has no following. He went a little over seven hundred and ninety four. seven hundred and ninety four. Youube subscribers? YouTube subscribers. I barely do my YouTube and.king about intermittent fasting, like it's something he made up You didn't make that. you went to jail, bookie. It's called you didn't like the food, so you probably didn't eat it. Hey, like, I'm sorry. Like, how are you going inv B. There's no original B this man. There's no innovation. There's no originality. All right? It's boring.ike give us something, loser. All right, well it's time to move on to the last segment here before I let Jenny go. We're gonna do Scammer of the Wek. This is where we highlight a Charlotatan that may or may not be worthy of our pares. Hopefully they're doing something more interesting than Greg's old boring As A Chinese born climate activist named ang Li, Sophia Lu Wait, how do you say? L Uo M Lu Lo So Shang Lee, Sophia Lu was trying to sex blackmail Milwauke Bucks co owner, Wes Eda. So this is our Sophia right here. She's a baddy. Okay. ye. Yeah. look. Look at those legs. the legs, the hair Okay, the nose job, I see it from afar. I do see it from afar. She's eating. And so she was trying to blackmail this guy, Wes Eden and he looks like blackmailable. And also like he has more money than he knows what to do with and it's drinking way too much berby because baby your face is bloated It's Milwaukee. Listen, my guy, my partner is from Milwaukee He's a white man from Milwaukee and for them, they're what we can't do that to all the Milwaukee y. White culture is alcoholism. Milwaukee. All right in. Y'all got some sexy people over there Wiscin culture is alcoholism. Is this shadow on his hand? or do he got the Trump hand? Oh, no, that's a shadow on his hand. Okay. I was like, you need to see about that. So he got scammed. He looks very scammable He does. Yeah. And so she tried to do this with AI images after their one night stand. Then she discovered she'd contracted an STD and demanded more money, which is when the plan unraveled. So Sophia, forty six, okay, at least he hing all age appropriate women. Right. She's forty six and she runs the New York based nonprofit O worldor Initiative advocacy. I don't know what that means, but if I was running the scammy nonprofit, that's a great name. One world, they doing a global thing again, O world, Okay Initiative, that means we trying. We putting forth initiative, Avocacy we are speaking for that we are initiating around the world Help for. Do you remember those magnetic poetry kits you put on your refrigerator? It sounds like she she came up with the name with like a magnetic poetry kit. Yes. just mo some words around. Yeah. One so they know we all together. ' then we were all w. You could have just dropped one of the words, One world advocacy or one world initiative, Yeah, but no, there were like two for Razzle Dazzle. Maximum impact So archiveed versions of their website call for net zero emissions by twenty fifty and describe climate change as the number one issue facing humanity. Now these things R True. Yeah. Now I don't understand how you are promising net zero emissions by twenty fifty. And if I give you my money, how are you doing that? Like are you fighting people at the gas pump? Like you're standing next to a diesel pump and you just like scrapping the trucker? Like how are you gonna stop this from happening? Yeah, that sounds like a charity scam Itound yeah, like it sounds very expensive galas where you know, people like have like ten thousand dollars plates and nobody ever knows what the money actually went to. But they got aax and they got a tax break Wes is a sixty four year old Wall Street billionaire who made his money working for Lehman Brothers and Back Rck private equity firms. So he has experience with scamming. abbsolutely. Yes. Like honestly, I'm on her side now because you said Back Rck Lehman Brothers bro Ecam scam on scam. Exactly was a spam. It was a sc scam on scam hate crimes, you know a Spideran Me, y'all look at each other. That's right. So Sophia slid into Wes's LinkedIn BMs. That's what you do. That's what you do. I have a friend who got married off of LinkedIn DMs. We are out here. All the corporate scammers are scamming through LinkedIn.. And I'm here for it If you're not hurting us, hurt each other, go for it. And also I feel like LinkedIn is a good place to slide in the DM ' at least you know they got a job and you could check the date. That's right. You can cross reference on that. As long as it still says present, That's right You're like, yes, Mama, P presence. Let slid of these deals, okay? Will you recommend me Not a recommendation. Listen A actually just had some layoffs. somebody tweeted not the job store. r out of jobs it wass like it's bad out here So Sophia split the DMs. Then Sophia threatens to share compromising videos and pictures of him. You sending dick on LinkedIn Excuse? completely collab What do you mean Listen, I heard that Tinder and Bumble have let us down, but Dake on LinkedIn. showhing hole on LinkedIn is crazy But also give me a recommendation. so hilarious because I'm not even that on it because I'm not like a corporate agent. But I get these like emails still from like friends with their news and their recommendations and shit and I'm just like, what is happening? I don't need you to recommend whole. Would you recommend this lo to your current employer? You' just gonna let out You' get a linked in nude, it' over, it's over. What do you mean? So in May of twenty twenty four, Sophia went or sent two letters to West via Message accusing him of having misled her in order to have sex with her and having sex with her while she was still mentally incapacitated or mentally disabled She said her home had cameras and threatened to release the footage to the media if he did not pay her. Oh I don't know mentally d I think if you're mentally disabled tos up permanent I thought it was like a permanent.capacitated iscaacitated it seems temporary. Yeah, that's temporary. But she said and or And that's like being a little bit pregnant. Like I feel like, I get incapacitated. You can get her faculties back, but she seems like a Andor kind of gal 'cause she's covered again. You're right. whichish Yeah. She's like, let me throw in everything. I was also temporarily handicapped. L, okay, she threw in all the kitchen sink. They initially reached a settlement of six million dollars before she discovered that she'd contracted HPV from the acccounter and asked for more money That's when Wes decided to turn her over to the authorities She just she flew too close to the sun Now What I'm trying to understand is that she really did contract HPV. It's hard to tell because sometimes in men, HPV is like dormant. Yeah. And then but you can still get it Yeah, no, I'm not saying I'm wondering if she lied about control. I know it's very much you can PV is very common.. Okay Bar to so kids That ro, but I not sure if she's lying about the HP. belie over that? No scamming. There's no this's not about the sexually transmitted of it all anyway. These things exist. I'm not shaming that. I'm just wondering if she was like, oh, I'm scamming him for six million, but he actually did actually do something Mbe. And then now I want more money because I have a legitate McCan.ight It does, you can get cervical cancer from me. Exactly. Yeah, yeah. So that's a real consequence. So when federal agents arrived at Soopfia's Manhattan apartment because remember he called the Feds on her They had a search warrant She ignored their calls, texts, and knocks on the door until a building maintenance worker let them inside. The search turned up multiple cell phones, one hidden in a dirty laundry and another with sanitary pads and digital gloves. I will say you hid this right for a man. They really It must have been a woman in that FBI squad becausecause why did't check out your tampon box? men are scared of tampons You was a lady on that FBI squad. Dirty laundry in Tampa She knew where to look. That's why DEI is a real thing.kay. That's why you need us. You bring value. we bring value. 'ause I feel like the m FBI would have flipped a couple of mattresses over, pulled all the drawers out and dumped them on the ground, pulled everything out in the closet, kicked the TV over and left. That's right. The woman was like, if I was a woman, where would I hide these things? My phone in a period. Pap pom box is good. They must tow her mother fuckking place. God. squeeze on the tuub pays out the tube. Shit. Re though Yikes. So They also found multiple so they found the multiple cell phones, right? They also found digital drives And she allegedly had edited photos showing Wes's face on the body of another man during sexual activities. Is this pre is this pre genererative AI Oh, so, so they they figured it out That's really easy to deep fake a situation like that. Yeah. Now Dinner AI wasn't as popular. because we're talking a few years ago. Yeah Yeah Uh See, this is a thing falter for any of this. Well it's m twenty twenty four, so yes, it was popping I don't fault her for any of this. So far, all I'm hearing is scam on scam crime. Yeah, this is scam on scam crime. And ain she did have sex with this nasty. So I feel like six million dollars for boning this nasty. You're always gonna have that memory of him on top of you. That's why I always tell people, if you go on dating apps, that's the thing that I would do. I don't have the attention spam for it. But when I would and I was swiping past people, I would like lay down sometimes and hold the phone over my face and then sometimes I get a jump scare like I cannot imagine this person on top of me and then I had to just sroll past. I'm not trying to bone them right away, but sometimes like I'll like be like oh maybe I'll do a personality and like they don't have to be that cute then I'm like, I can't do that no more. If I'm gonna be done dirty, the person's gonna be hot.. If I'm gonna to be in a bad relationship, they're gonna be hottest fuck, okay. That' iss your new boundary. Yeah, that's my new boundary. Okay? Nothing worse than a uggo doing you dirty. and I've been there. Oo, notothing worse. Like how dare you So She was doctoring the videos. She was arrested at JFK airport last year as she was trying to board a flight to Hong Kong. She was bailed out by Robin I A you Mu Mu She was bailed out by Robin Muey, a Chinese executive at a U S. based newspaper and is under house arrest at an apartment on Park Avenue. I know that's right. She went from one rich man to another. Now this is oh. Now arguably West was a little better looking than this guy Baby, we're going down hereill Listen, but he gotta have a clink Yeah That's worth a lot of money. And that she's on Park Avenue.. I would hate to have to just bone Uglies for for my my my coins That's the problem. need you need to make sure that they if they have all the money in the world that they get that Jennifer Lopez. You know, talent for plastic surgery and injections. Yeah, something. orr like it just got to be very, very dark Yess. L fair you can't even see, like you gotta feel your way to the bed. But here's the thing, like we go in the room with our clothes on. We shut off all the lights, We close the blackout curtains. like it's pitch black and we feel our way to the bed. That's one way, but here's here's the thing though. I kind of feel like women like, what's her name? the pretty one Yeah, Sophia. Yeah. So she Women like that, I feel like you just kind of Get in a scammy position by being good at dissociating Right? You can lie, you can scam, you can tell someone's beautiful when they're not. You can tell someone's handsome and manly when they're not because you can you can dissociate So I'm thinking she's good at dissociating when she's letting Broom nasty situation. Yeah, you're right. She's probably imagining herself like in a field or counting money. probablyably counting money. Exactly. Which is fair. For me, this will be so difficult. My ADHD doesn't allow me not to like interject in conversations. Like I'll something briefly and then I'll let you continue, but my brain that's how you know I've activated it in the combo. But like I feel like the women who are good at this can just sit and listen to a man wax poetic bullshit hours and just shake their head. Yeah they then like anytime they say something they want you be proud of' like, Ohh, wow. Yeah. Wait, I don't know anything about that. Tell me more. Tell me more. Oh wow. That sounds stressful You're important 's key phrases. Yeah, yeah, key phrases. a hundred percent. Yeah. you don' have to listen to anything they're saying, Oh, wow, that sounds I don't understand. Throwing a lot of those. Yeah, that's why I couldn't do that. No. I barely figured out how to attrack men by saying words like that. I don't know, I gotta work on it. I'm not good at it at all. T you honest? I mean, you're honest Yeah, people don't like that They do not like that at all Why't making too many jokes? They're like, bit, I don't want you to be funny, justust be cute I'm like, damn, I cant I can't have a funny feeling, No. I'm like, damn, it's stict But yes, so how do we feel about Miss Sophia? That's what she goes by. Miss Sophia is perfectly fine. it's scam and scam crime. I thinks to S scam and scam crime Okay, it's a good time. Y is, right My only quip about this is I hate that she didn't just take the six million and run. Yeah. She asked for too much. million. It's you know, I know that's play money for her, but it's something. That's six more million than you had. That's right. And also why do you think like you're going up the Atsie more you're not risking him snitching on you? The thing is it's like for her to argue harm around HPV Anyone care about women's health? No No Did you think you were going to get something from that No. Also, you really don't have a case for anything like that unless the person knew that they had something's true They're sharing it with you. That's right. Yeah. So if he just walked you just over here bon and old McNasty, you know he out at the social clubs. You know all them ladies who sitting at the bar and dresses and looking like they don't belong here. You know't fuck all of them, likeike probably wrong Like, why why would you sleep with that man Unprotected Yeah Oh, But Sophia, I've still I'm sad for you because I wish that you could have gotten away with this. I know She's a badty. Yeah, she was that you could never kill, but you can't imprison. That's a worird Che So shout out to her. She's doing fine. Well, thank you so much for being here, Jenny. What a divine pleasure to be with the scam goddess. Thank you. Its such a divine pleasure to be with you as well. alwaysways. I feel like we were just hanging out. That's where we got to listen. Now we always ask at the end of the show, whereere would you like to be found you want to plug? socials, all those good things. Well listen, if you're listening to this, it means that this summer I'm gonna be in your city because I am doing An American tour. It's called a goodood Egg immmigrant grocery store stand up comedy tour. Okay, soop for you. That's right. And I'm raising money. And I'm raising money for local organizations that protect immigrant rights. So go to Jennyang.tv. becausecause these are smaller immigrant grocery stores, we're gonna to sell out. So I'm doing it with a lot of preale ticket link drops through my email list. So go to Jennyan. Tv, sign up for the email list. I'm on the list. Yeah, and go go and go to see me do my standup comedy about growing up a good immigrant kid and my fertility failure journey. Yes. That's really good. What need you talk about becauseuse no one's ha kids, GenzZ is not having sex. They want the human race to end. They not have sex, they're not drinking. They just make a TikTok. That's right. All tryying diagnosing themselves with mental health disorders. Yes. What I've learned is at Gen Zie, all they want is a cute little matcha latte and friends That's all they want. They want to go to the thrift store and get all our shit from the early two thousands and put it all on at once It's whimsical. Why not? Why not? Why not live your pinterest fashion dreams. I'm doing it right now. I'm wearing leopard print. You're clashing. it's cute.' clashing.'re gonna take picture so you can see it on Instagram. It's so cute. So anyone, come say hi and follow me at Jenny Yang. Jennyang TV on Instagram and TikTok or follow my weekly podcast. What should we talk about? There's going be a good egg takeover while I'm on the road. So go to jennyang d. sububstack dot com d Do it now. And as always, as IBA LAC I D Las you on our platforms. If you want to see the pictures of that nasty man and our scamming queen Sophia, you can go on sccam Gdas pod to look at all of those. And you can watch scam Goddess on Hulu right now. All the episodes are out. 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