Lego Pasta Fraud and Black Market

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If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, call one eight hundred gambler Whats, popp and conongregation, It's your girl Lacey Moseley, AKA scam goddess. The host of the comedy podcast is all about robbery fraud and those who practice it. Sometimes we love them. sometimes we hate them. We always laugh at them, but not the victims. Now, you all, where y'all at? Wh how y'all doing? in the summertime? Y'all staying cool Y'all are you know, I'm what Excited Eated, thrilled. We have two guests for you Okay Piod. You've seen them all over TikTok and have heard their satirical music and content everywhere. Name a more iconic duo Period. famamous for pairing delusional couple dynamics, Disney adults and releasing suggestive comedy pop songs. You can catch these two childhood besties touring beginning this month Until November in a city near you. Congregation. Please welcome first time choir members. Grant and Ash, AKA, a twink and a redhead to the show today. Hey. Hey Lacey it's an honor to be here like for real.'m a big member of the congregation Longtime listener, me my sister. Every time we have a drive, Sam goddess is on. Sam S godd. There you. Oh my gosh, we've been needing some new choir members. Grant, I feel like you're gonna direct the choir because I'm a missionary baptist and I always have gone to churches that had great praise and worship, and it was because the gay man was leading the quoiet. I'm happy to do that. Happy to do that. That's what we need. Music was one point, period. pereriod. I'm so excited to have both of you here today. I have some questions for you that I need your opinions on Absolutely. Let's do it We start this podcast by asking our guests, is something a scam, a scheme or a real thing? So a scam is absolutely something that shouldn't be happening. It is a rip off, It's bad for society. A scheme feels like a scam, but it's somewhat legitimate And then a real thing is something that we believe should exist no matter how scammy it feels. So the first question that I have for you both, Ashley and Grant is towing. Is it a scam? Is it a scheme or is it a real thing O telling. I think it's a scheme because I think there's some instances where your car like you're parked where you shouldn't be and you're blocking someone in. You know what I mean? Yeah. But then they are charging so much money for your car to sit in a lot S all day in LA. It's ridiculous. My car's been towed before. It was overnight and I had to withdraw like three hundred dollars cash to this man and his Yorkie the sketchy tow station in Columbia, South Carolina, so it felt like a scheme It does give scheme, but I also am kind of like, wait if I owned like a towing company kindind of like get Yeah, like I might want to get involved with that like because there could be some real reasons like you were saying, Ash, like if someone's blocking my driveway or something it needs to get towed. But yeah, once I have your car My rules, you know what I mean So Grant is foully a car kidnapper. He's like, Yeah, kidap hot him for ransom. Grant. It's a crazy position to side with the tow trucks. but are you serious? It's a crazy position to be. I don't want a car currently. I haven't had a car in years being they' in Brooklyn Yeah, that's yeah, that is important to know. I've never been towed either. I never had to deal with that and God bless anyone who has. Oh, so you just love the tow trucks. I be a good business. I don't know like me and actually gonna gang up on you because I told twelve times. twelve. Okay, but at what point at what point is it maybe Are you the problem L like maybe we have to look inward. After like the fifth time, it's like I need to look in the mirror. Is it dead ass twelve Yes What do you mean over the course of Roman years This when I first moved to LA, it's probably the course of a year and a half and I won't lie like You go to Hollwoodill so much, they knew you girl. Like they pool They have a file already L on she's die. Did they give you any deals then? Like I just can't. Loyal customer. We know' right. That's not.erarding customer. Yeah. I little point. If you move to Los Angeles, please, please know this, never live in a place that does not have parking. Yeah. Be I had there was a parking spot at my place, but I thought I was being nice and gave it to one of my roommates because I found the place. I took the largest bedroom with the ens suite bathroom. So I was like, Oh you can have the parking spot because you have the smallest bedroom. And there you go, twelve tones later Right.t it wor No number grant twelve tos later. You like help these tow truck drivers buy a beach house. like you are the reason. That's sweet. I think it's a scheme too. And here's why I think it's a scheme. One, I think towing is necessary. I mean, if your car breaks down, something happens on the road, if you get into an accident, obviously you need a tow truck to like haul that bitch away, right I also think it's a scheme because Street cleaning towing pisses me the fuck off, especially in Los Angeles because they will tow your car if the street cleaning is happening on that street regardless of if the street cleaning truck comes and cleans the street And That's nast. There are tow trucks that wait in certain parking lots near areas where if your car is parked, you can park their tow four o'clock. and four on the dot They start towing these bitches away. So like you're over here scheming. you're waiting' waiting Yeah. supposose to be on call, mrter Towman. What do you mean? you waiting at the food for less parking lot because all of these street parking spots about to go up and you just b all these bitches away They're kind of having fun with it though, Low key, donon't you think? Like they're kind of like staking it out.. Do you like have a stake, an investment in a toot? tow op. It's your f. I goddess, It's getting the exclusive. I am opening a towing business, yes. And I come from a long line of towing relatives. so I thought the last name was Gibbs. Is it actually tow? It Rant Gibbs. Grant To Gibbs You I'm ready tow. sewing. You just love sewing. Okay, so now we know that we have an op in our presence, Ash. Yeah I'm just seeing both sides flying both sides. If you're going to be a tower, at least have fun with it. stake out. That's true. very whimsical, you know, very fun. I'm you had fun. I will say though, if you do get towed and you see your car actively being towed Just go ahead. Well, this is reckless, but This is my advice. Just go ahead and get inside the car. you. Yes. Oh my God It legally tow a car with a person inside. Is that true? Yeah, you just sit there. 'use I' kidnap. Yeah, you gotta kidn water. Eventually they're going to have to put your car down because they can't tow the car with you inside of it You got a ticket if you're Oh, well, yeah, I was gonna say make a ticket if you're in your car Probably. Maybe I don't know, just try it. Seems exciting Right Jump on the hood. if they if they're already moving to, jump on the hood and let it ride. Do what you gotta do. I say jump, what are they gonna do? They're take it up a level each time. Jump on the hood, grab a tire and let the tow truck drag you and your car away. Yes, yes. Sam them back Scam skyboard real things, streaming subscriptions Major platforms This ye, streaming TV film. I know a major platform that I would say is more scammy than the others, but I won't say, but it's just my personal opinion. We have to work in this business. You could tell me after you ans I think it's a It's not like a gym membership where like they make it impossible to like cancel. I think it's kind of schemy though the way that I can no longer use my parents streaming platforms because I'm not in the household.. L that is just nasty. It's robbery. I can't watch Bridgerton now because I haven't gone to my parents in New Jersey in three weeks. That's just eff up. Some of them too are doing it with like the quality. Like you have to pay a certain like premium to get like four K streaming. Yeah, orr like, oh, now I have to watch commercials when I'm trying to watch the housewives, Really that too. Oh yeah. and I thought Hulu when it first came out or whatever, like wasn't it free because of the ads of it all, But then it's like now think so you still pay for ads and then you have to pay a higher pr one for no ads. Right. And what's schemy about that to me is that all these no ad premiums that you pay for, now they still got ads in them. I'm like What do you mean? I paid to never see an advertisement and you're showing me ads right now. Not I'm paying for. Price keeps creeping up and up and up and I'm sorry I know y youall are just like a tag that younger than me. I'm a millennial. I feel like y'all on the cus right of G Z. This is our fault. so sorry. We thought that we was being innovators. We were like, we're not getting cable. We're cutting the core and we're gonna be online, you know? So we thought we were really like, okay, I'm gonna just watch the shows that I wantna watch on this one platform and then Corporate America got hit And they were like, o, we're all gonna have a streaming platform. Now we're paying more than we would have paid to just have cable Cable. Right. Yeah. And they're doing like live events on the streaming platforms now. So at what point is the streaming platforms just cable? It basically is. Should we reinvent cable? I feel like I just call it Cord. Yeah. on my new app It's called Cord. It puts all the streaming services together for one low price. Yes. Y Because also there's something There's something really nostalgic about being like, I have to be home sitting on my couch at eight PM my show Yes, like the summer House reunion, it's like, I know I need to be sat for that. And there's something really nice about that. I can't just binge. Yeah. It's also community. I feel like and I have a very strong stance on spoilers, which is that nothing is a spoiler after something airs U If you haven't watched it when it aiir, that's my you boo. Thank train Like you want us all online to collectively be quiet because you haven't watched something on time. R' inherently selfish and weird Stay offline or block the words to the show. It's not our fault that you ain't keeping up. because I think there's something really beautiful about watching something at the same time as a lot of other people and collectively talking about it and like all kind of being the same place in the Zeit guysys. So I agree with that. watching the finale of Game of Thrones, Twitter asked me to come to their headquarters and they had this big party And we were all live tweeting Game of Thrones. If you watched Game of Thrones, you know the finale is terriib. R hired all these muffuckers. we had an iron thrat, all these food drinks, Ta Pne was there for some reason. p on the mic just talking. we were like Yes, this makes sense. T Painne should be here. Of course. And it's part of the the live tweeting experience. You know what? There are certain shows that I feel like the time and the zeitgeist really came and went like Breaking bad. Like I'm never gonna to start that now because it was such a moment. I'm not getting into it Well on streaming But it's not as fun because that was a show everyone was tuning in for at the time. Now it's like, I't I don't need to watch that. You know. Do you remember on demand What was it called videoide on deemand? Like Bue The blue. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That was our blockbuster. That was our you rean a movie. And that's where people would buy porn, huh Yeah, people used to buy porn. Yeah. My mom was in some like class action lawsuit against, I think, like Comcast during that era because of how accessible like porn was to like kids. L at that time. L you could just stumble across it if you're just playing with the remote. And I think I actually did. mayaybe that's why she was so passionate about it But like Yeah, very. I meaned. I mean, back in the day, the cinemax had the Sinamaxs out dark. HBO after dark. A dark, you was watching you know, me and my cousins and we was all in my cousins refurbished garage watching sex ct. Yeah. It's true. HPO used to literally, I just feel like it was known for like show and cak G Sry Yeah, HBO, are you serious is so rare to see. You never se Aison put has brought back to you but you guys, I was watching the show off campus on Amazon Prime on Jeff Bezos's Amazon and there is Zoomed in full frontal Man Let me t in to show my hockey players. It was craz. Wh decided that we were going to sexualize hockey because there's like three hockey shows where like, yeah, there's a puck, there's ice, but also fucking. I on too I am locked in. I just read a seven book series about hockey players that like Just fuck each other, fuck fuck their classes. Everyone. sevenven books. a happy party That's a scheme. That's a scheme. At one point there sex on the Zamboni. It was crazy. Oh my go. Yeah, they're doing it on the Zamboni. Zamboni sex is crazy. Is there ever any like overcross oververcross? Is that even a word crossover? Where there we go? Be there any Zambonin. Yeah. Zambonin on the Zamboni. Wake it up. Rich. Zambonin. they the figure skaters, Do the figure skaters ever come in T meet That's gonna to be a book called Icebreaker and that book gets absolutely nasty. There's butt stuff But Is it between heteros? Yes, That's why it's like what? Yeah. Okay, wow. wake it up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No it's what's going on in hockey right now is insane. I mean And when I think about it more, because I just think hockey, you're in all these heavy padded things. We can't see what your butt looks like. Like you know, you're covered in clothing and you're skating. It just feels like there's so much phhysics involved. I never thought of the sexuality, but now that I think about it Hockey is one of the few sports where you're still allowed to like beat the other teams at f And what's right next to fighting Fucking How do ye? realize how horn it was? Yeah, it' really a good point, But you know what? I don't feel that way when I see a man like wrestle. I'm not getting all hot and bothered for like John Cena, you know? And that's kind ofose. Wellcause wrestling feels more like dancing and performance art. You know what I mean? They arent oiled up and half naked. So they're giving you the horniness of y It it fully clothed winter dressed men go at it. Yeah wrestling's more almost homo erotic, I would say. They're all up and like rolling around with each other Yeah, they know what they're doing. But with hockey, it's kind of hotter 'cause it's like, this is a secret. Yes, it's it's's under. Yes It's like it's so cold on the ice, we gotta warm up. Yeah, Sx. Something to think about. Damn, I gotta go to a Rangers game. Same sky We actually we were invited to a Rangers game for some sort of like Pide night thing but we were' in town. We dead ass only get invited to like boorting events if it's Prid N that's our Jon baby, so y'all better gear up.. We just went to the Liberty game Pride night. Yeah Y of you the a game But that's already a little gay. Like there's a lot of life having a course. At of liiberty and hell yeah. do I have pictures with my elephant queen E. She is everything. She is snatched too. The lady next to me just kept saying RuPaul's in there I was like, o my God, don't break the illusion, donon't break the usion. the routines, everything is see.. I would say final for me on streaming subscriptions is it is it's a scheme that's turning into a scam. Every single month everybodys talking about, we charge in more, we charge in more, we charge in more. And like you're already locked in and you wantna watch your shows I've worked for certain platforms. I won't say which, but I've talked to like the heads of these platforms about what like how our shows were performing or whatever. And the biggest interest that they had was getting new audience, which means that they would put out shows to attract the demographic. Once that demographic has signed on, they don't really give a fuck about the show because it's a ponzi scheme. So that's why shows that you love get canceled after three seasons They don't want to do or after four is a very popular place to cancel a show because after four seasons, there's typically a contract renegotiation where everyone on the show will be asking for more money. So they're like, we'll do four seasons, fire all y' host. and we already got your subscription, you know, your fans, they're already locked in and paying this monthly fee. and now we move on to something else that attracts a new demo and then we cancel that because we don't want the show. We don't care about art. We care about getting more money from people Yeah. Ponzi scheme's a good way to look at it, huh That was nasty. Bring back let's make we're going to make a grassroots streaming company. It's going to be called Twink Twink Productions with under the Redhead LLC and it's going to be, it is going to be a premium. It's going to be a hundred dollars hundred a month We star in every piece of content. And of course and we will star in every piece of content. Lacey send you a we'll send you some opportunities you can audition for and we'll see if it fits Audition can offer d. No We're gonna're show my c and make the audition for tweak production. We wan to see a self save audition. Grant's gonna be towing my car outside.. That's gonna be the whole thing. It's a be person. Yeah, in person audition, you're coming in and while you're in the room, I have a whole team of towers outside. Oh my go. And that's part of the show. That's gonna be one of the shows is gonna be a reality show and it's gonna be like about my towing company. do live Tow trucks. They had get bad. But I think it was scripted. I forget what it was. They had something and it was so funny All right, well, we're gonna to green light it. Yeah. on twinks. Y, get your shows on twinks. All right, last one. scam scheme or real thing, Celebrity skincare. It's funny, I just tried Alex Gl skkincare. Yeah. N Alex Okay gotot it right there. bedside Oh that's your makeup. Yeah your vanity. I have a lot of celebrity skincare right next to me right now. so I have just say I think it's the real thing. I think they partner with some great scientists. I kind of agree. I bet it' someone scientists with a dream who wants to make their skincare a reality and they have to partner unfortunately these days with a celebrity to get it out there. I don't think the celebrity really has anything to do with it other than putting their name on it Right? But I will say It is obvious when said celebrity is like heavily involved or not involved at all. And I think when you're heavily involved like a Rihanna or a Selena Gomez, it's better than when it's like you're just slappping your name on like mediocre lipliner, you know. And I do see Rihanna's makeup products O professional sets. like I'll never see any Kardashian makeup, but I will see Fintty on a set, you know, and they use it. It has so many shades. It goes like, especially as someone who's darker complexed, it really does run the gamut and it's a quality product. And some people have used Finenty on me, you know for red carpets for TV shows and things like that. say Rihannas skincare giing a little scheme. I think she might have took her foot off the gas on the Fty skin. Fty skin. That's true. I skincare. Now that like makeup, I think is like the real thing because like no one sits in the glam chair more than these these gals.. But also skincare, yeah is like ve been told by, you know, dermatologists that you're better off using like A ceravee, aose somethingomet that's more neutral. I have enjoyed Alex Earl's skincare. I can't lie, like the cleanser. I'm gonna be repurchasing. I might I like the moisturizer too. It is a little scented, but I think it's scented from naturalle type of things. I don't think Natural. Natural. Yeah. Natural. Did you read the ingredients g or just that sleep Do people do that? I'm never reading the ingredients. nle ust it was a natural. Itsmost like a spa in a way. It does like almost like a eucalyptus. I know it's know you're getting paid by Alex. It's giving sponsored. it's giving y'all get paid by Alex. It' y' scam me to come on the show and talk about Alexa. the way the ash reached right So fast It was like right here. Alex there. No that was I got the serum too. Okay, that's enough of the free product placement. And that's why I wanted to focus on skincare instead of makeup. because I think there are some legit celebrity backed makeups that obviously aren't completely owned by the celebrity, but are you know owned by the company and they've done really good jobs with like reesesearching the formulas and making sure that I mean, like listen, Queen Latifa really got into paint. I don't know if y'all remember the Queen collollection, all the purple things, but she was out here before the rest of the girls and she was the first brown makeup I saw in a CVS. I was like, wow. She was ahead of the curve. Tuly. I do think when it comes to skincare it kind of gets a little shady. but I think that's because Skincare in general can be a scheme because I used to every time I would go get my facial, you know, the facialist would recommend products or the esthetician would recommend products and I' get everything. I was like, I slather myself in creams. That's how I stay young But my skin started reacting because I had like an eleven step skin routine before I went to bed and my skin was like, you don't need all of this. What is literally that is me up until like, I think a month ago. I was like, I do not need to be doing all this, but you had like the toner. well, the cleanser toner and then the like pre cleleanse. Yeah. Oh yeah. make remover The treatment if you're gonna do like. Yeah, Tinoin or a serum, moisturizer SPF. Hyaluronic acid. Rinol. You know who's kind of scheming though So u And we've worked with them, they're great and I actually love their products. Ef skkin, they flat out told us and they're very open about this. They just wait until a patent is up for like from like a drunk elephant or something, and then they just swoop in and make it affordable for everyone and just cop their recipe. Yeah. they I like their vitamin C, but then that's another thing I'm wondering. It's like, do I actually need vitamin C serum on my face all the time. Ibody know we did and I believe Right. I have a red light mask that they were like, add this vitamin C when I bought the red light mask, it's like a mask goes on your face and then it has a collar for your neck and your like top titty And then you just put the red light on to restore collagen and you put the blue light on to kill germ. And you just lay in this mask and look like you're like Jason Bohhe for like you know, twenty minutes. Well, you look good. I would do it. Yeah you told me. I would trust your skinca routine. You know, the other week, I did something crazy and I bought makeup wipes for the first time since like seventh grade And I was using makeup wipes. We were I feel like girls have been told that they're so bad. they're bad for you, yeah. Fuck that, they work great. And then I'm washing my face. So you know what Whoever was like up against big makeup wipes, they were wrong for big makeup. It was probably big skincare that was like, no, we need you to wash your f. six products before you go to bed, not these neutrginas. And I'm like sometometimes you've been out it's long night. The options are fall asleep in my makeup or wipe my face dgly in bed And also a nice makeup wipe. Oh, it's greaty. And if a boy did a little light boy beat, they don't know to use all those just speaking from experience. I don't how to use those weird wax removers or nor do I have that? Like if I just have a thing of makeup wipes, it's much more convenient to just wipe off my light foundation and call it a night. know our adventure, we are starting a makeup wipe. Makeup company sponsored by Gibbs Towing. Yeah. This is just a development meeting. Yeah. It really is. How can we and Ashley scam others? That's what we're trying to gather here from like We're gonna to lock it in. I'm gonna say celebrity skincare scheme for me. I mean it can be legit. I think some people endorse like they work with really good scientists and slap their name on something that is a quality product. but I think a lot of times it can be a scheme. And I also think that people with especially celebs with really good skin who you know, do those videos where they're like First of all The biggest scheme about skincare is I don't want to see another fucking commercial where I'm watching the lady in the sink splash water off her face. Right. Have I put my hands in a cup sink and then splash water on my face. Like who's cleaning the bathroom after? It's a damn mess. the point. And the before and after picks, like if it's an acne type of product, honey, those are two different people. They gotta be. Right. And the celebrities that do that, it's like, yeah, you use this moisturizer. You also got a vampire facial two weeks ago. You spent two grand on that facial. so please Ring to us Or maybe it's just genetics. Some people just naturally have clear skin. R. I have a friend who only washes her face with water and I've never seen a pour on her face Sam, I must be nice Yeah, so sometimes you can't, you know, miracle yourself out of genetics. That's true. But everyone wants you to think you can A R right, Well now it's time for my favorite segment of the podcast, Historic Hoodwings. This is where I will regale Grant and Ash with the famous Con Kapper group of criminals. we don't know yet Maybe we love them, maybe we hate them. You guys are so fun that we wanted to kind of do a little fun little speed through of some different scammers that we've been looking at. And we're gonna start with, if you live in Los Angeles or I mean I mean, LA has very like main character energy in the country. We are the fourth largest GDP in the world, period. We paying for the US What's a GDP? What the hell's a GDP? It's gonna be like the economy, the I don't know what to's the anwer. Yeah It's growth domestic product. So we put out the products that are selling and generating the coin. And then through taxes, federal taxes, we give it back to the states And all the broke bitches and fly over states take our money and then try to restrict our rights. Right M on the Right. Right. I'm from Texas. We love a good seccession. I'm like, I don't know Celly, we might just need to leave the U. S.. Okaykay. don' to be with them. We. That what you gota do. But speaking of somebody who is also trying to take away our rights and destroy us, we first up here is Spencer Pratt M He's an elder millennial reality TV villain who is also a villain in real life Spener Pratt who is currently running for mayor of Los Angeles and we do not want this to happen, but he is gaining more and more traction. face is bloated. He has no skills. It's giving Trump But for California. his face is really bloated. That's a really good point.. That's ' you drink it too much. I could tell when you drink it too much. It shows up right in the face and the belly. shit. like Trump has endorsed him He's basically running on that same kind of politch and a lot of rich people in Los Angeles are getting behind him simply because he's a puppet. He has no experience. He don't know how to figure out a budget. don't I'm sure he'll be falling asleep in all of the bayoral meetings that he has to do. If he is elected, please God, don't let it happen I think that scam works for him because a lot of rich people want a puppet in politics that can be bought. And we know Spencer is porst up. So if anybody's offering him a coin, To buy a new residence after his burnown and the fires. He probably going let them do whatever they want. R So ugly. I have to say. He's so busted and all his like campaign videos are A like made by AI, but like not not even in a compelling way. They look like shit because he's trying to take every shortcut financially because he's broke And And he keeps lying every time someone calls out that it's made from AI, mind you, city of performers and actorsors who do not want to be replaced by artificial intelligence. So I don't know why you think use AI is going to convince us. But he always says that his supporters made the AI videos, not him. Oh, just like the other week when Trump had that AI thing of him like with the pope, he was like, oh my supporters made that. I just tweeted it. Like girl, please, you're an idiot. We know you were on chad GDP and you made that yourself. Right. At three AM in one of your dementia stupers, right? Like serious. He's not even using Claude. like we know. So you might remember him probably not from the Princes of Malibu in two thousand five or obviously from the Hills in two thousand seven where he had he and Heidi Montag merged into spidey. and spread a rumor about Lauren Conrad and Jason Waller having a sex tape that basically reverberated across the MTV landscape for the next decade. because in two thousand seven, sex tapes were A thing Yeah You know, we had Kim K, we had Paris Hilton before that Port Port Pamily Anderson. I love you Booky. that was that was the se state that was super wrong. They stole that shit from her safe in her house. And I think making the show out of it was also kind of effed up when she did not want it. She did not consent to that. I was like, how do you want make a show about a womans Consent being taken away without her consent. Right, right. That was fucked up. Also, I thought the casting was wrong because I did watch part of it until I saw the news that Pamela Anderson did not want this to come out and I was like right Hulu, I can't she I like her again. But they cast Seth Rogan to be the sex tape thief, which I thought was terrible casting because Rogan is genuinely a likeable person on screen, no matter what he's doing And I found myself trying to like him and And I'm like, No you're supposed be the villain. I'm supposed to hate your ass. You' a bitch. And I hate you. I was like, oh, they didn't pay him for the renovation. So he had to steal that lady sex tape. right? No. I know they kind of like madeade him seem like a victim. Itary. They gave him a backstory Also, no shade to Tommy Lee, but Sebastian Stan was way too hot to be cast as that man I'm sorry. I hate to say at the show, Ryan Murphy No R? No, but itiving. It making a show about people It would have been way more booty cheeks if it was Ryan Murphy Yeah. sometimes I've stumbled upon a Ryan Murphy project without knowing it's his. And because of how many tight man asses I see in the first five minutes, I'm like, Ryan Murphy. And I look at I'm like Yeah, he did. You know, Ryan Murphy falls twwinkking a Redhead. I think he has a little crush crush, no shade I mean I could definitely see you on one of his productions. You're hot enough. Oh All of you are. see Yeah If you people you see. If you see my ass on TV, don't ask Don't ask and don't tell Right. I'' grandb be like, I feel like I just saw your booty cheeks. That. That was me, that was me. O little simple. That was. Yes, Ryan didn't cast me fully in a role. I was just the stunt double for the ass take. I was the ass double have those Yeah, actually. 'use one time I've had a foot double. I won't put my foot my feet on TV. Yeah. That's why I look at a lot of people's feet and like figure out which foot would look more like my foot. Oh, that's fun Okay It was an interesting day. So in twenty ten Remember, Spencer and Heidi are spidy. They spread a horrible sex tape rumor and Spencer pressured Heidi Montack into getting all that plastic surgery this year. Y. Oh I'll never forget that. Holy shit. That was c She was a cute girl. She looks like the cute little white girl next door And now she looks like handsome squidward. and I don't know why. Yeah. Yes She looks like she's wearing a mask, no shade. She looks. And in twenty ten, Heidi filed for divorce, but it turned out to be a divorce to try to boost her music career and they never actually separated So she couldn't get anybody listen to her bops. so she was like, they stayed dorce. Divorce PR is crazy. Was she thinking people would tune in the way like people tune into Taylor, like break upp album vibes? Like what was the goal? I just did not follow away. Well, I think because they worked in reality for so long, most of their public city boost probably came from fallouts or some kind of drama And he was him is like she was hated after what she did to Lauren Conrad by he was literally like biggest villain on television at that time. The whole world hated him. So I think she probably thought she has to get rid of this guy if she wants to make it in pa Right That her social clout by like tossing him under the bus for a second. Right. The same year that they tried the fake divorce, Spencer was arrested in Costa Rica for bringing guns on an airplane and was banned from re entering the country What? Now what was that about He brought some guns to Costa Rica, you know, as one does. What try to shoot a crocodile like They were smuggling. He was stayed strapped. He was stayed strapp. You never stay strapped. I think that should be a basic requirement for any public office is. you can't be banned from re entering any country. F you mean you want to be the mayor of LA. you can't go to Costa Rica. notot that we need to go there, but like you are banned from countries. like right's not a good guy That's a really good point He's aid. I don't think I don't think reality stars in general should be able to run for office, no shade. I think it already shows your intentions are off. Did you guys see Mike the situation from Jersey Shore wants to run for office in New Jersey That might be different Oh Oh no. Chrits like did you hide my boat? like he's actually the silent partner in my towing company. Heiterally a federal prison for like tax evasion. I don't know Okay. But we all know tax evasion, it could be an honest mistake. Your opinion is not valid. It's giving Jim Tan laundry. We are not listening to you. GC that'sre. And is that not a perfect slogan to run for in New Jersey Gy Tan laundry. Yes. situation twenty twenty eight We already in a situation. We don't need a right. Right? We're trying to get out. Spencer Pratt has been doing some lies, as we expect, right in his mayoral campaign So he's claimed to be living in an airirstream trailer on the land where his house was lost in last year's palisade fires. The optics were great since he's running on a platform of being mad at our current like incumbent Democratic mayor Karen Bass and the LA Department of Water and Power for letting his house burn down in the first place. But he's actually living in the hotel Bll Air where rooms start at more than one thousand five hundred dollars hundred a night. And what better way to fund a free lifestyle when you're broke as hell than to start an election campaign where you can take in donations And technically, you can say that living at the Bel Air Hotel is A campaign expense. Oh my God. Also that suit he's wearing in this picture, it does not look well fitted. Yeah, he not using none of this money he's stealing for wardrobe, but. What is this? It's giving like I got to go to court real fast. He looks Bill really crazy. He looks like Bill likeike he could birth a baby Oh, I'm sorry, Is' that problematic to say like like he watches. Youing' child wearing hips. Yeah he's child bearing childaring He has child bearing hips. He's a hippie man, for sure. Yeah It's just like, what is this? I sneakers on with it. And the pants are long This is exactly the thing that these busted corrupt politicians do. It's what Trump did while Biden was president. You act like you're like, have an active campaign. you get all these donations and they cover your lifestyle and your legal fees. because I'm sure Spencer Prez is gonna catch a case at some point and he's gonna need that money for some legal fees Wake it up. So yeah, it's just like a tail is old this time. But it looks like the suit hates him It looks like he got it from cl. I don't want to be on his b. The suit is jumping off him. Yeah I don't want to be on this man. He could use a tailor. He could use a tailor. I've never' a one who I could smell through a photo. He look he smells bad. It looksick. I know he he's got aes on. Doesn't he look like that type of guy too M a bonny spray that makes her eyes burn for sure. The blue axe that is used in seventh grade locker rooms. That's exactly what I was thinking of. L like right after the boys would like work out and peE and then instead of showering, they just sprayed themselves Pose themselves down with that blue ax. Yeah you's taking a cologne shower Yeahone shower. And I feel like his breath smells like shrimp cocktail and bourbon. Oh. pooor Heidi, well she made her bed. So Spencer has gone on infoWars with Alex Jones multiple times and said he. nine eleven was an inside job. Oh yeah, InfoWars, where they make up all the info I can't believe Jones is still doing this shit because he got sued by everyone. He said Sandy Hook was a hook. the families of Sandy Hook sued the fuck out of him and they own everything he's got now. He's paying that money back He is a moron. Spencer has gone on inf four Wars and said nine hundred and eleven was a hoax and an inside job He does not believe in global warming And defended Sandy Hook deniers. also hop luckily he his ass't get sued by Alex, but he hopped on the bandwag with Alex saying that these poor families who had their children gunned down an elementary school were Not real. A hell. What is this bitch even running on Like if basically he's running on his house burn down and the palisades fire. Okay. what is like. has some failed policies. Be the mayor of L.A. is more complicated than people think because it's not just like you have absolute power. You're also working with city council. You're also like submitting things that can get vetoed based on your political enemies. And I don't think it's fair to blame fire Karen Bass. fire and like Santa Anna wins And you didn't have insurance on your home bitch, that's on you. R. I will say he might live in an area. I will give him this benefit of a doubt. There are certain areas in Los Angeles now that home insurance won't cover So there's certain parts of Malibu where you cannot get home insurance because they're like, we know your house going burn down and wein giving you that money That's insane. They banned home insure insurance because they know that couldould happen Yes, they want you the payer Be I mean, insurance is a ponzi scheme and their best bet is nothing happens to you and you pay into the fund and never need to use it. Right. So if you live in an area where you definitely probably will at some point need it, they was like, hm, we didn't give y'all insurance nomore Oh my go. I'll stay saye, but you're not in good hands. We're letting you go. Yeah. It sounds like something Spencer will probably make citywide you can't get insurance for us all to hell. Yeah. So Spencer has been, you know,'re posting those AI generated videos that he said is like his fans creating them. Some of them depict him as Luke Skywalker, Batman, defending a dystopian Los Angeles from Governor Gavin Newson and mayor Karen Bass. He's Batman Honestly, I don't think that we would love Batman if Batman was real because essentially Batman is just a bored ass billionaire who's mad that his parents are dead. so he gotta tear up the city every night. Nobody asked him to tear the city up every night. I also don't think we would love Batman if he had the physique of Spencer Prat I know I was gonna to say that. I don't think he would be saving the day. I think he would be, you know, at a drive through. No shame. Yeah att least Batman was hot. Yeah, the Bat moobia would be in the fucking the fucking in and out every day. Oh Oh that's literally. But you know, like yeah, he's not He's not built to be a superhero. No. If he came to rescue me, I'd be like, I' good. Yeah, I'm good actually. I I to take the robbery. I'm a get mug. No you go about your days Yeah, it's like embarrassing if he was to come rescue you. L, oh my God And as TikTok savants, I wonder if you've heard this, there was a trend of groups of MAGA voters outside of state claiming that they'll travel to California to illegally vote for Spencer in the primary election This June It's not clear if people will really do this, but if they try, they would probably be turned away at the polls since their names would not appear on a voter registration list. But Spencer does have the MAGA bump, which apparently is still a bump. He's got endorsements from Trump, Adam Corolla, Joe Rogan and James Woods. and you know Joe Rogan They all look the same, these people on TikTok, by the way, no sh. This is inspirational to me Because to go from making people eat cow testicles on Network TV to being a thought leader Uh. Let's think for a moment. let let's lock in and critically think about this, y'all. If you listen to Joe Rogan, you're not a critical f. Yeah.ack. It's small All those men that you just listed as like endorsium, it's such an interesting example of like Men that have such toxic masculinity, but at the end of the day, they're all such fucking losers that like I would not trust to protect me at all. It's just so interesting and they're also busted. Like that is such a pattern we see here inagic straiten. They love to be like, well, who would protect you if men didn't exist? I'm like, we wouldn't need protection. Right. Y'all weren't Here. Right. You know, the bear or the man in the woods? Yeah, we're still choosing the bear. The bear always the bear. What if it was Grant or the bear I go with g. I Where was my car parked at the time? Right? It's safely at the hiking parking lot So I tell you guys who to vote for, but well, I do want to tell I'm too damn. I am too over a fucking Spencer Pratt. video for the guy who had a song called I'm a celebrity in which he calls himself the White JZ. Can we all be serious No He's deff a puppet and I feel like these people just want attention in any way and he's such a flop and has fallen so far off that okay, let run for office. doctor Oz did it too. Did he not? Yeah And honestly, it's not far fetched. We've had mayor Eric Adams who literally just was at the club the whole time he was mayor and stealing money and going to turkey all the Goddam time. You know, we had Toronto's crack mayor Rob Ford mayayor fully doing cack You know give you energy. So We've been working on policy. Okay. again back for cr out. We gott to How is it any different than drinking a celsius, you know, what R. Yeah, It's just a faster celsius. It's more effective. It's prescription Celsius. prescription m' crazy. He was prescribed. It was a maz. Honestly, I have ADHD and they're definitely giving us prescription metth Theyre like you can't clean your this prescription meth. you'll be able to do all of your chores. Yeah Wake up Fair enough Fair enough. We're gonna move on to we're gonna stay in the mayor situation here for a second We have a Georgia mayor who fires a whole police force on behalf of his wife. Thats So on may sixth, mayayor Ron Schmck of C Georgia. Oh. sorry they just pulled up a picture It's like one of the house goblins or I was gonna say G Ging Gs that looks like the Gings b looks like from Gringots. You know, that drug scare was crazy. Oh That was really scary. That como you're gonna gave us a warning. You can't just throw a picture up like that. Did I ask, have you been to Universal Studios Orlando, Lacey No. Oh my God, you have to go to Universal Studios, Orlando. You have to go to Dagon Alley, walk into Gringots Bank and that man is sitting right there every c every single goblin looks like this random mayor from Georgia. It's actually insane. This guys is the su of nightmares. Oh. So he's the mayor of Kahota in Georgia. It's a town of eight hundred people. He's been the mayor since twenty fourteen.a isn't known for much. Kahota? Kahota. Okay Is itorth North, South, Georgia, Where in Georgia who they is. I'm not a there. C, Georgia. Cahuta is known for anything really other than being the birthplace of Donald Trump's second wife, Marla Maples, who he shares Tiffany with. Yeah. That's the one we never see. Yeah, because she', you know, leaves a lot to be desired. Yeah.. She did the the Trump gazays for Trump rally that one time they She was cked out. She had culed the entire time. Allegedly. Allegedly. But at least she's at the gazays for Trump is crazy. Yeah. Trees for deforestation, mama. Great, G Like o trees for access. Ron fired the whole the police department after some officers made inappropriate comments about his wife Pam on Facebook. Pam had previously worked as a town clerk in Cahota until she was fired in twenty twenty five for allegedly creating a hostile work environment. But she continued working for the town afterwards. She gives hostile work environment H. Those highlights are a hostile work environment Yeahes, Jesus highlights of a menace to society. Yes, she's still asking for a baliage in twenty twenty six. The eyebrows are a little too up. Yes. It skiving cartoon villain. Yeah sure. You know she might be sweet She might be s. No. No. If you're a hota and your husband is the mayor, and you somehow still manage to get fired? That's how much they can't stand you You are killing Do we know what was she doing for the city? Do we know? She was a clerk. What the hell's a clerk aboutout courthouse? Like that woman, Kim Davis remember that would deny gay marriage licenses She was a cl She's like she's one of my favorite problematic icons. She is just such a character. I think it goes beyond problematic. She's a bigot.. She's a bigot. She's one of my favorite bigots. She is She is. She is. ' she is so gun. one favorite bigot. We can all have one Mine's the mine's the january sixth grandma Oh yes. That's my favorite biguette. They're just iconic. Like Kim Davis is iconic and If it's a spectrum, like it's on the wrong end of the spectrum, but like I would be her for Halloween, you know what I mean? Sure, sure, sure, sure. You should be here for Halloween because the bit is scary. Wake it home. In response to them trash and Pam on Facebook, Ron eliminated the police force. He defunded the police. Oh that's home When you look to be an activist, it's like when you go so far right, somehow you end up on the line. liberal This be the block. Wit So he defunded the police becausecause she got fired? Yes, and they were talking sh about her on Facebook. He did not like the Facebook comments So he's like, we' getting ready to police. And so he recommended that people who needed law enforcement call a non emergency number. Ron was violating the town charter, but it didn't seem to fe him. In an interview he said Gothing You know, occasionally, college football programs, you have to change the coach and sometimes people like it. S don't. And that's just kind of the way it happens sometimes, you know? Guys, I kind of love him Oh guy' tired of violent guy things. No is a guy thing. rightight? you guys really want to fight over land or territory, takeake our assets to Greenland and square up and we can have a UFC match or a little box of match, whoever wins gets the territory. Why do we have to get involved? Right? And also it is just like the irony It it's crazy how it's so lost on these fucking morons that like with Trump and the january sixth police officers, he's like giving money to the people that like beat these men up. And but then they're like, o blue lives matter. Like y'all are a bunch of fucking morons. The goal post keeps moving because y'all used to love police so bad. R And now police officers died as a result of January. Yes It's traumatic and horrible. I'm like, y'all talk about back the blue. Now y'all talk about beat ' them til they black and blue Right. And now you're literally the slush fund, they're giving money to the people that beat the police officers up Are we serious? He's trying to. They're trying to do everything to beat these midterms. They' told us they go cheat. They told us they go bribe, they go steal, they go lie. We know. E spepeaking of guys who are bad at being in charge, let's talk about the United Airlines CEO, flying American What Reently herby Yeah, Scott Kirby, the CEO of United Airlines was called God! Flying first car onn an American Airls flight That is funny. That is funny as fuck. I'm sorry. Hey got caught because he took a selfie with American Airline flight attendant Christine Tyly. Christine posted the pick on Facebook. Facebook and y'all all the fuckking control.. Yeah I love her. She' on Facebook because Facebook is where everyone documents their crimes. That's how they call half the january sixthers. R posted photos. and then the FBI was in the comments like, canan you tag them Oh my go. But was he Did he not think like, oh, this could be bad or He looks like he's having fun. Like they both look like they're having a hoop ex Ky wants to be a celebrity. We used to not know who the CEOs were. We used to not know who the director of the FBI Anverybody who works in these large corporations, they're no longer happy with just stealing exsorbitative amounts of money from wages from people who deserve it with their bonuses and their bailouts. Now they want to be famous too. Yeah, they do press tours, they do podcasts, yeah, they're always being se. It's crazy because did this flight attendant like she recognized him? She was like I she do work in air. She's's into aviation CEOs, I suppose. but I take a picture with a writer who I know is like the baddest bit richest fuck And the industry people would know who this photo is with. but the everyday person wouldn't know that this person is industry. She's gonna gag her friends in aviation. Like she knew this was her big one You should we' on Facebook. Yeah But he's smiling in a way that's like, oh, yes, finally. like some people ask me for picture, like everyone's gonna clock this. likeike, yes,s a store. Yeah a store You was giving. You could tell her smile. she's being like, it her friends are gonna gag. Yeah. This is her post on Facebook. She says in all quotes All right, I'm sorry, in all caps. She says, look who I had in my first class today from SFO How she knew what she was doing. She was kind I feel like she was kind of maybe throwing like a bit of, I mean, not shade per se, but she was stirring the pot a bit. She was She wasoting like, this is my homeomie. She says what a great guy. just as nice as he was back in the day. He misses us LoL and tells everyone hi work Before he became the CEO of United, Scott was president of American Airlines from twenty thirteen to twenty sixteen. He was let go in twenty sixteen and immediately failed right back upward as a white man does who still retains most of their hair, B. Yeah. And he started working for United And as a part of his exit package, he got unlimited flight privileges on American airlines for life. So it's not actually that strange to see him on an American flight. What's weird is that he keeps trash talking American airlines in public while behind the scenes, he was trying to merge united with them until they rejected him a month ago. Oh my God I am not fucking with Scott anymore That is crazy. Wow. Sky is kind of a messy queen. Yeah, I think he was being like kind of undercover with it like going on these American flights. Like he's seeing like what I can take back to United, what how we can work together. Well, you know rich people love free shit. Yeah free unlimited flight. Noone loves harding money more than rich people. Like they are the cheapest of them all. But I will say he looks like the type of man I'd like to have a margarita with. L I know hean out and have a good time. I feel like this is the type of man that like I'm at a resort you know in Puaana. Wereina Cala. They at the table next to us and then we all start yapping and then drinks are flowing and all of a sudden we order a tomahawk steak with gold on it and flam in front of us Ver good time. He knows how to he knows how to have a good time. And if I like was let go by a company, like me being me I kind of have like bad I would like be shady with it. I would burn that bridge, but it's sweet that he's like I can still go on an American flight and still feel fine. Well not publicly. He wasn't like our like the mayor's wife who was terrorizing the clerk's office. Carly he the employees loved him. He worked there for three years and they were like ier That's true. too have your employee post you on Facebook because she's gagging for you so much. Y employee. It does say something about Scott It's given they both took to at a little airport Vod because or had a little shot. Yeah having a good time. They having a real good time. Also, I think strategically, he might have been shitting on American airlines trying to lower their value because he was trying to absorb them Okay it' ye man, what can we say? I hear Bman doing Bnesses. Right. I love that we excuse horrific human behavior for Business. Like, no, they're a businessman. It's business. asict to land workers had to die It business It's business That happens sometimes with business, you know, there's Yeah take Give and take, you know. It's give and take. Give and take. give a little money, not enough and take a lie. A lie. Take a life. Yes. absolutely Let's hop over into something quite different v though. Also someone that I would love to have dinner with at a resort. Da Lpa And Samsung. What's going on? the TV? So I know this. Finally, Da Lipa is suing Samsung. Finally guys, finally For at least fifteen million dollars, plus potentially profits and punitive damages, etceta. afterfter the company used a photo of her on television packaging without permission You guessed it immediately. You said the TV's. You got You sa doing on the TV? Yes. and I saw this whole little thing and I'm like, yeah, why are they kind of milking her again? then I was tuning in because I used to work at ABC News. And so I clocked the ABC News live picture as well. And I was like, how does it work with like what goes on the preview picture? You know what I mean? Beause can ABC news be like We didn't tell y'all to put us up there, canan we sue? I also have worked for ABC News. That's what scam got No. Holu, yeah. Girl I was there.s would probably take the free press They would. I was there when we were developing your show, ABC New Studios. Hello Oh you guys I was so excited about. I was actually, oh my go, I was on the ground floor becausecause I was an EA for like the executive producers and whatnot. and I like was like, this needs to be a thing. Oh my go. I was like I'm a congregation listener. Yeah, that's tea We canide. Yeah Yes. Now they put Dou Lipa on his TV like dance a night away by yourself, Samsung Today. She was like You know, coin from this, who put my face all here? And it's old era dua. L that's not even new dua at. Like this is this is giving like debut era dua twentych and I can dance now. I'm not doing that same weird learn how to dance. And I think Samsung needs to come up with like the equivalent of like Roku City, like a nond descript thing that you could just put on your TV's. You can't be put an IP on there I mean, so this picture was taken during her twenty twenty four Austin City Limits festival performance and Dua owns the copyright to the photograph. Oh she got there ass no shade. She first noticed her appearance on Samsung boxes in June of twenty twenty five. Fans on social media started posting about it, describing it as the Dua Lipa TV box Now she does have brand deals with Puma, Versace, if say Lem Ron, Apple, Porsche and Chanel, but not Samsung M Samsung apparently ignored repeat demands to cease and desist from infringing on her rights. They said this TV's selling too good, Yeah. That's funny as fog. They're like sorry, girl, but we're not taking it off the shelves. I don't know what you want to do about that It's already at the best buuys, like what you want us to tell B buuy L it would be a hassle. It would I mean in the grand grand scheme of things to a corporation like Samsung is fifteen million dollars like that big of a deal to them? L They probably make more sell in her face on the TV right? R. They should just settle, settle with du. And I can't even lie like I am a dua Stan if I was in Best Buy perusing the Isisles and I saw a Dua Lapa TV raw my attentions. her coins. She I would look immediately at that TV. I say, oh, I can see Do in four K. Yeah. Don't mind if La I't not if I do much She's didid you guys see she's She's a newly wed. She got married yesterday She's a greatation. G's not going pay for your wedding girl. Yes. And you're still going to be on that TV. They not letting you go. They not letting you go. like with pharmaceutical companies where a few people die on the prescription medication, they get sued, they pay it out, but the drug stays on the market. Exactly. I think that's tea That' That's a great business model. She needs the money to continue to travel. You know, I think that's really important for her. So continue that lifestyle. A spokesperson for Samsung did say that Dewis image was used in twenty twenty five to reflect the content of our third party partners that are available on Samsung TV's and was originally provided by a content partner for our free streaming service. So they say it's not us the content partner that we partnner with gave us the photo And they was so call them So they took a screenshot And they put it a screenshot of their homepage and basically just put it on their box Okay, I mean, I say it wasn't us. So Das reps say using her image has caused and continues to cause dilution of her brand identity and commercial goodwill by falsely conveying to the consuming public that she approves and endorses Samsung TV's. I have Samsung TV's. They're good TVs. they are It's one thing if it was what what's that TV called? I don't know. what's a busted TV No What's up bestter TV? Like a I mean, the Rokot brand TV's aren't always that great This video This video used to be TV This wast Visio got us through college, okay? R. And Visio, I feel like was one of the first flat screens ereere you'all tuned into TVs like I was? It was skinny. It was skinny. I was tuned into TV's because my parents are very into TVs which I'm now realizing that as I'm saying this to y'all because like any new TV that came out, we had it. I remember the first like bigig screen TV's that came out. They were like full size and they had a booty in the back. Yeah. And yes. and that was right when TivVo came out. I'll never forget that Tivo came out right in time for the Super Bowl where Justin Timper like ripped out J Janet Jackson Tiddy And we had tibo. So we was like, wasas that a tittdy? And we were all having a watchh party at the house and so they rewinded it on the Tibo. like Damn, that is a tittdy. Paused, it rewinded it, paused, it rewinded it. Honestly, I think that Tivo is the real reason why Janet Jackson got so much backlash is because a lot of my fuckers out there could pause and be like, yeah, that is a titty. That maybe Tivouck ans it Conspiracy.o. Tivo. Yeah. Yeah. She Yeah For damages. If it didn't exist Maybe it wouldn't have even been that big of a thing. Right. Thanks, Tivo. It would have been like a flash. and we would have been like, what was that? Yeahight. You go like what was that? Tivo was like, I'll tell you goodness. So do you think that Samsung is destroying Dalea, are they scamming Dualeipa? They are scamming her ' they're using her likeness without her permission, but is it hurting her brand I think it's hurting her brand, but if I were her, I'd be pissed and I'd expect you to cash me a check ' you're using my likeness to sell your TV. I'm obsessed with like both sides of it. Like I think Dua like it makes sense and it's valid, but I'm obsessed with Samsung like just not answering. go to ignoring it.a right Yeah. L they're like, honey, we're Samsung. We get your Dulepa boat We're We're Sam. Yeah. likeike wake it up. We do TV's, phones, they do it all ike Yeah this little box is gonna bother us? No. No. No we''re h on the sh. on there And would h. And we're gonna make some restock of it too. bigger with a bigger screen. Yeah what us It would be funny as fuck if they released a new one and it's just a different picture of Dua They keep. I love how unbothered they are. like it's really funny, but like, yeah, I feel like they probably should run her a check, especially if she owns the photo Right. And I really do think fifteen million dollars is nothing to Samsung. I'm sure that anybody made that selling dua Exactly.. Dua vision. It's doing to just settle. They need to settle. Just settle. Work it out. No one's wrong. No one's wrong, but let's settle understand like if you're this calirber celebrity and the brands that you're endorsing are like Chanel, very high fashion, very high end, respected brand, Apple, very expensive, respected. you say Leon, you know all of those are kind of high end. So Dua might be looking at Samsung like, why y'all got my face on this box for cut cood knes? Yeah That true. Because there are certain celebrities Syidney Sweeney who will take any brand deals she could get and I feel like it kind of cheapens your brand. So Dua's gotta be careful of it. Yeah, Dua's very luxury looks. and luxurious. Yeah. word, luxurious. Yeah. And she's partnered with tech already and it's Apple. It's not gonna be Samsung mama. Oh Sidney Sweeneety iss like, I will sell my bath water. No I literally. Sidney Sweeney's partnering with Vizio as we speak a box. And for some reason she's gonna be n' just like yeah, she's gonna be naked. it's like a really up close shot on the back. That's just her cushy. P pussy on the back of his back. And she'll probably be saying something vaguely racist. Like that's gonna be Sydney And it'll sell. And you know what?fortunately, it's gonna sell Yeah. Do you wantan to see white skin lighter and brighter than ever? Vhysio by Syidney Sweeney, The Master Race TV The pink pussy on the back. That it's gonna be Yeah Oh my go things up here. So before we go, Lego pasta swap So a guy used pasta to steal thirty four thousand dollars worth of Lego sets. So police in L.A arrested Jerlle Augustine for buying thirty four thousand dollars worth of Star Wars and Marvel Lego sets, replacing the bricks and mini figs inside with dried fallucy p pasta And returning the boxes to the stores. Did he paint the pasta feel like Pasta has the same kind of weight and shape Lego. Yeah sure sure. So it sound like the Lego up in there when it's not. Now some of these Lego sets because I'm talking about the Star Wars Legos, the Marvel Lego They can run more than five hundred dollars. So Jerlle targeted targets in Texas, Tennessee, New Jersey and Florida. And for the most part, the returns work. Now you t you targeted targets so as as a DEI myself I'm not really mad. I'm not really mad, Jere. Yeah, I'm not too mad about this. So he I've never met a white Jerlle, so' giv it's giving you're a part of my race. So was he was taking the boxes, unbox didid he buy them at first and then would unbox them and then return them to get the money back? And was he that yielding all these Star Wars What was he doing with all the? Yeah what did he want these Legos that because because you're right because if he's buying it, stealing the Legos and returning it, essentially he's only getting the money back that he paid and stealing the product. So how is he making a coin off? Well, maybe then he he's reselling Yeah, but even if you resell it, you have to resell it in like a jinky sort of package. Like it's not He's probably not reselling it for face value, but he already got his money back. So even if he's selling it for fifty percent when he paid, he's still profiting But get a sitlock bag full of the Star Wars set? Yeah Yeah, you guys. Hes Jarerelle is just have you the Lego setking outside of the box. can'tide literallyside a box. Right. But but part of like, I think getting a fancy Lego set is getting that box. Like the box is really sort of like Mag Well apparently, Ashley's right, there is a LeEgo black market. Yeah. Because are hard to come by. L like LegOos are really expensive. Like I The collectors' ones are I c buy it at, you know half price if I just wasn't getting the box, what the hell do I care? I'm gonna build a deeath star. If I had some unemployed roommates, okay, children, I would never buy them Legos. I wouldn't let them see I would block Lego on all their devices because Stepping on a Lego is some of the worst foot pain you can ever have. It's horrible and like it makes a damn mess and it's an expensive hobby for your child to have. Just tell the goide I think he was so crafty though to like act like he was doing something good by returning it in a way and he like And he was smart to put pasta back in. Eo smart. Yeah it was a pasta makes the right ratling nois. That suggests LegOos are in there. I think he was like being smart. I think he was being innovative. And you know what, at the end of the day, I don't really care if Target lost thirty four thousand dollars or whatever it was. What the hell do I care? The only people I care about are the collectors or the shs the unemployed roommates who bought 'use you know they put it back on the shelf and they bought the Lego set. Imagine it's Christmas y baby you got d unrapping the Death Star Lego and it is elated and they opens it up It's just a bunch of Fese pasta. Okay. God. so sad. There were victims in this Yeah, that is That would f not happen to to the collectors. Then I feel like Lego's a good enough company. they'd probably make it right. Wait, and then does it make it look like Lego did this? Like there was a mishap about the factory ' put pasta and my son was like a death star. It was just Jerlle It was just J. J just Jerlle Yeah. So Jerrelle was arrested after Irvine police tracked him to his apartment where they found a bunch of Lego sets and components consistent with the alleged pasta frauds. they found empty borilla boxes LeEgo sets. Okay, why do they act so fast on these sorts of crimes but they can't like solve the murder R I don't know what happened to Nancy Guthrie, but we can find out about the pasta fraud. We track down the Lego. Yeah and they probably they probably solved it real fast. But also Jerrelle like I am kind of feeling sympathy for you like supporting supportive of you a bit. And I think we need to like be more aware of like the paper trail we're causing or like the digital trail. Like you're walking in and then you're going back and returning them, just keep I think just, o, he wants his money back I think we can figure something out. I being a little diligent. He was going to different states. He was in Tennessee. Texas. He was in Florida. You know, he really he made the rounds to make sure that it was spread out Hew Jersey as well. Oh. Our home state, our home state. Maybe our home target was hit And so with this arrestorll does join the Hall of Fame of the growing Lego brick black market. I'm here I need to learn more about this black market Right? Ity to be on it? Yeah. How much are we making? Becauseuse you could probably sell some maybe old Lego sets you have, you know? Like if we're into it. I don't have Lego sets, do you? At my house in New Jersey, I believe my family has Hogwarts We got hogwarts. I that could probably go. Yeah. I knew someone who had a replica of the Titannic in his bedroom and it was a hookup. It was a hookup actually. I didn't actually really know I walked into his room. Did she know her it? Unfortunately. Hurn you on or off off a bit. ' then you start looking around, he has smaller sort of like models as well of different things. but Titanic I'm not no, of just various other sorts of like, it's these collector sets, but the Titanic one was huge. I have never seen anything like it. It probably was six feet long. S mayaybe This was like big. It was big, It was huge. like this must have taken It like a little mini booat. It's a min! I' be hot and bothered horned up if I walked into a man's room and had the six boats I sawry my pury wear. Y I would be soaked. Soaked like the ta. No, I think it is cute. it's endearing. it's cute I like a man who has a boring hobby. Yeah me too. Be if you make a if I go into your bedroom for sexuals and I see a ship in a bottle, oh we fuck Right. Yeah. Like it's like you've got a little nerdy, meticulous hobby. you're not on four chan, you're not harassing women You like the simple things in life. Right. Some that are like streaming in the manosphere and then some are building Titanic LegOos. And which one do you want to get railed by? Oh no, I think this episode is proving that we all need to reinstate our Facebook pages because that is where the mist. This where the neam this happen. And I want to be involved. Me too. And I'm starting a towing company. Yes. so. And a streamer and a skincare brand. And a streamer and a skincare brand. Myichel Alex Earl partartnering with Alex. Absolutely. So we've reached the end of a fantastic episode, Grant, Ash. Thankk you both so much for being here. You guys have the best energy of so lovely chatting with you. 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