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It's your girl Lacey Mosley, AKA Scam guy is back with another installment of the podcast all about robbery, fraud and those who practice it, sometimes we love them, sometimes we hate them. but one thing's for sure we will always laugh at them, but never the victims. Yes. What am my congregation? Yes, I'm excited. I'm thrilled, elated, goo ahead, stand up in your seat, stand up in your cars Babies who listen to the podcast pull up on the crib bars, okay? Get on your feet? Because we have two amazing guests today and you know these are my home girls. We have not one but two, right? of the best babes. On the show, you've seen them and you certainly have heard them. One is a comedian actress and writer, the other is also a comedian actress and writer. Together they host the hilarious and fun podcast Mess Where they dive into the mess that is life on Eth and try to make sense of it every single week. And you've seen their work on Wh are You single? That's Marie Fausten, Search party, The Brides Man, and inside Amy Schumer. Cgregation, please welcome back the bestest babes. Marie Fausten and Siddney Washington to the show. Thank you guys for coming. Oh my God I low you feel like I kidnapped y'all today because I just did the mess and then we all drove over here together because y'all are very New Yorkers. Can y'all comments on my driving and say how good it was and how alive y'all are? Well, at one point, you said, o, I haven't drove in a while and I said But I was like, so how are you getting around? I said, Well, why are we in it? Be I've been flying and stuff. Oh, that's right, ye.. been you've been on the road again. Yeah. on the road again in the sky. Yes. Fight fighting the sky demons. It's hard to be in the sky these days. Yeah, I mean, especially if you' a spirit member. Spirit airline. Do they have a rewards program? Do they? I think it's called Ghost What Is just a you a ghost flat though You get a seat belt for sure. Yeah They't let you bring a juice. Not a little cup of juice. I'm Ghost Platinum. I get to wear my jacket on the plane. What?? Tw layers of clothes. You get to bring two bags. M Wow. So at the start of this podcast, we always ask now Your opinions? about scams, schemes, and real things. So to define that, a scam is something that we can absolutely say is a crime and is ripping people off. A scheme feeles like a crime, but It's legal, and sometimes it's not a crime and sometimes it feels like it is. And then a real thing is something that we believe is necessary. You know, I have encountered a scheme Oh ask you through three things, but I want to know about your scheme. Yeah. my scheme was when I was in Alaska and there was a sea otter excursion. So when I hear excursion, you know know, it's a voyage and I feel like I'm going to be up close and personal with whatever the excursion is about This excursion, we were very far away and we had to get our binoculars out to actually encounter the sea otters. So that felt like a scheme. Like did you want to pick? I sure did It wanted to pan cake with them nick. you prefer to ride the otter like free will? S be on the belly of the m. I surely did. I wanted to be able to exchange, you know. You know, social security numbers if possible. Now, but our oter is violent. I know seals are low Yeah, do otters have nails? I don't know if otters be whoopy O ass. No, I don't think so. I don't think so. I think they're kind of like chill. They're kind of low key lazy. If you think about it. Well the thing iss like I thought that about seals and then I keep seeing seal attacks Wait, who are steals? They don't even have arms. Theyd And they chest bumping. They chest bumping and they head button. Come on, O Joe. I' was very embarrassed to have m as we go because Nat you flopped over here and got me seals don't attack. You gott to show us the run the ch. Well no, there was like this beach thing. It was recently on TikTok where somebody was taking a video of these two white women who were trapped on the rocks because they said don't get too close to the seals. But of course, they were like, Oh my God, we gotta get a pick with the seals. So they went over to this rock and then all the seals started going over there and they couldn't get off the rock But is that a seal attack or that's them sur fuck around and find out. Yeah, they jumped into the Sealals den. They should. I mean, the Sales den, they just go hug you to death. They should have started singing seal how And that was f the seals Yeah. And you know, a white woman love a seal. so that it can't be a shout out to Heidi Kloum. She wr out there for us. At she wasn't like a walrus circle thoseost fight Yeah, I feel like a Walrus does fight. I would say they' like L doing that. They like ram each other. They like to tussle. Yeah. I don't want to be involved in that. And I also want to say this again for the people in the back, Hippos are terrible. They're murderers. They would killing everybody. They have great PR and we need to really like let the people know. let me can may if I may L up hippos can run underwater They you where they love the fight But why are you where the hippos live? They're probably on an excursion? No. Aain, white people leave these animals where they at Okay, Ecept Sydney, Except Sydney. 'causeuse when Syney is near the animals, it's all love. In the club, we all f. Y Sa Sydney at sea. That's all it is at sea Because hipples are responsible for hundreds of human deaths each year hippos live. let's get back to they spot. Right. So you at the hippos house, shoes still on Yeah, ye. trying to get close to it. Sometimes it looks cuddly or you' seen a cartoon or a movie or you've played hungry, hungry hippos as a kid, doesn't mean that these things are toys. And they don't even look that inviting at all. No. And honestly, the game was telling us that seeals were like, like the hungry hungry hpp, meaning they just like jump jp, jump, jump,um,p, j, jump No,'s phobia. That's that is. No' whoa'ophobia. Hungry hungry hippos. Yes it is. Are you calling the hippos people or are you calling the hippos big You don't want calling them that's what it happened. You feel like that You know what? We got hippo body positivity over here. And sometimes it's okay to quiet and That's what I'. the hppo be having a meal. We're judging how much the hipp es. I'm just saying why got to e so fast? And why' God see how much a hippo eats in a day? likeike how many tons it or how much do they weigh we're on the stent. I want to say it' a tangent, but I just want to tell you, it's a scheme because it costs two hundred dollars per person. This iscursion for this excursion for us to see the sea otters and we see them but we don't see them. Do you understand? Yeah. So Hippo is three thousand five hundred to nine thousand nine hundred pounds for a male adult. Whoa. Yeah, they're heavy.'s ling with you, baby. It's running at you. you it's like getting hit by a car. Yeah Yeah like a mac truck. Does a car weigh nine thousand pounds? No. Yeah Yeah. But I agree with you that the excursion was a scheme but I also kind of wonder if they didn't have like the right permits to get that close to getst a. Yeah, you can't even yell when you're near them. You gotta be there quiet. If I pay two hundred dollars, I should be able to yell S and see at her. Yeah. I should be able to That's how I should be to p up on them, but I If I pay two hundred dollars, I need to play this see how it's my mix tape Yeah, like I should be able to do anything. We have a nice chat. I'm with y'all. like I'm for R. Because then what is a two hundred dollars cover being kind of nearish. Yeah Yeah prettyty much. And you know, you see a bald eagle in a tree, you'll see a wella, you know, free willie, like you do get to see things in the nature, but I just wanted to be Tad bit closer and by Tad, I wanted to be able to go poop on your friend. Sidney, stay away from hippos. Stayter Sidney. Ne week we'll see Sydney writing an oter. I don't think big as an oter. Whoa. I'm sorry, I took you there. Sorry. No, I love what people take takeake me through there. No takeake me through there. Take you your show friends game or real thing. My first question for both of you is lease agreements Do you think they're a scam, a scheme or a real thing? Obviously they're a real thing and they're not considered illegal. But it's a real How do you feel about them though Well, I feel like landlords Sck But a lease agreement means that I live here and you can't kick me out That's true, but like some leases are a month to month, sometimes they just be like, you've been here, you cool, like you haven't signed anything since you moved in. but I think it depends on the landlord or if you're at a corporation becausecauseuse for me it's starting to get real skamy because why is the rent going up every year and the amenities are not getting newer or nicer? That's why is once a month more expensive lock me in After every three years, youre supposed to repaint my shit Why is it still living dingy and dirty like I've been here for You know forty days and forty nights. I mean, I have been there forty days forty nights, you know what I mean? But it's just like Yeahah, why is why is all the like fingerprints everywhere from like five years ago? Yeah, my house isn house, but like my apartment is painted. And like one thing if y'all don't know this is, like if you paint a place and you lived there for over three years in most states, you got to check your state regulations, but like they can't take away from your housing deposit to paint because they have to paint regardless. Every two years every every two years, two months E everyvery two years in New York, you're supposed paint your apartment. Really? I've been in my apartment for six years. My landlord just painted it last month Wow. And I had to send an email like because my rent went up Okay, so with my wrist ce, I need to be like, y'all give me a brand new paint job Hey, my rightate is going up. N nothing has changed in here It needs a fresh coatater paint. And I actually said I need you to regrout these tiles in this bathroom. I know that's right. Yeah, it's crazy that orange stuff is coming out of the sinks. Oh. I mean, the floors are lifting. Oh. The light fixtures is weird. Yeah, they need to come up in here and do some home improvement for sure. N near the fault? No, Wh You live on a titanic plate? N I know you know I'm a New Yorker. Weew New York was having an earthquake like that. We had two earthquakes in New York. Did you know that? D? Yes, we've been through it. They really affected you Yes. C giveive us our time. Last year, we had an earthquake in in New York City. Don't nothing in New York need a shake like that Tenny so. Hey. That' about it. Right. That's about it. I don't wantanna see no skyscraper shaking. Girls sweat. And you know we don't like y'all build things to like sway here. Yeah. Our stuff don't sway. It's just gonna come crashing deatt. Now the thing about the lease agreement is because at first I'm like, yeah, fuck them landlords, but then you meet some people and it's like, oh, theysicy too. Everybody got a sign Everybody got to sign, but it's like, are you going follow what the lease says? Right. A lot of people don't like rules. Even though they sign, give they signature, they autograph, they'll go off and do some extra shit. It's like, hey, you're not supposed to be putting all these holes in these walls. Right. Okay. He, hey, come fill the holes up so I can get my deposit back I'm gonna get some tax rabbits. Yes. you have. Yeah. You really do. And then and then you don't have to worry about paying for that. I saw a TikTok about a lady who had a Airbnb that somebody like remodeled while they were staying in it L how itt bad like it an apartment. Maybe it was a rental, but it was like no, they like it was given like they were using it for TikTok, like DIY. like I'm gonna turn my counter into. Yeah. Yeah T that lady house. Did she tear it up or elevate? R it. No, it looked bad. It was given real do it yourself. Did it yourself. Yeah. Did it Yeahah. It's like you walked in and you see it and youre like You did this show S. Yes Yeah, DI is supposed to be like a surprise. Like I did DIY is positive. Did it yourself is negative. Yes Yeah Yeah Did you do this yourself? 'ause if somebody said that, you know it's not good. It's not good at. TIY. You donon't do it yourself. Yes. You know, you could have hired somebody for this. rightight? People go to school for this. When people start recommending like people like, I got this you've ever been on Angie's list? 'causeuse you need to get on her list. Aie's Aie's list Angie's list is like they have all the Like home fixer upper like people. You she know Craig You ain't got to lie Craig. Craig went fuck with each other like that.. Well, Craig is where the schemes and the scams are. Y. It's also some real stuff on there. I've gotten some cool furniture from Yeah Christmas. I think Angie. Well, see, you got your furniture, you probably risked your life a little bit This was back before people were killing people on Craigslist, I feel like. I think everybody from the beginning of the time was getting killed on the beginning. First day they was killing all craigs. Yeah. think they realized it was a great opportunity. for no No the beginning of Craigs. It was it was like You know, above par. Humans, I think maybe one or two days top Every then and then everybody was like, you know, instead of killing my wife, why would I kill on Craigsless? There was a Craigsless killer. There was a whole No. Yeah think he was meeting people for love. If you looking for love through Craig, Well, there used to be missed connections. that's right. connections should have stayed missed. That was probably God's protection. Yeah, you shouldn't have probably looked for that connection. I miss him for a reason. I used to read them though. Yeah, 'cause it was interesting. Yeah, especially because it would be a lot from New York like saw you on the two train. like you in a red hoodie, me wearing vants. And it's like, okay. That could be anybody. like that's That's a normal Tuesday. I would read them ad and be like, I wonder if that was me. rightight? I feel like that would be a new lore for the Craigslist killers like misconnections.s just say random stuff. You in the white t shirt and the kids with the jeans on. you Adidas sneakers and barrel jeans. M in a gucci suit Oh with the Prada loafers, that's how you get 'em.. Oh, he got money. All right, you Maybe we should listen to the. I would never be on misconnections because you gotta be on public transportation for that. And I'm like, girl,m in the. I'm in the pool a mro car. I'm in the oo, I'm in the lit. Okay. I'm in the Halley. theey Okay, What about this one? I picked this one for you sing Sam scheme or a real thing. Education apps, such as like a duolingo You really did that. Yeah. You gonna do that today. Yeah, it inspired me. You gonna do that today? I just wanna know if you think it's a scam scheme or a real thing. think It's In between real thing and scheme because Dolingo has helped many people I know be too like going to, you know, to Rome or they got in Mexico off of Dolingo. At that moment, at that moment, they're getting fluid. The owl says yes. You know that little dolingo bird. he'd be like, you're doing great. Yeah, we know that bird. That bird also gets real passive aggressive and mean if you don't show up you It's been ten days. Yeah We the street. Right. You don't got culture no more. You said you just gave up. like S in Oh my God The Dulio, so you was only doing it for summer, huh? Okay. What about the fall? What about the they say beach? Oh my go, I gott to get on my. I was like, eat preay h, huh?. Oh y'all broke up? Oh so you don't wantan to know Italian anymore. Oh, okay, cool, cool So But So you say it's schem. You say it's like right in betweening. It's a real thing because people do use it for whatever trip that's coming up do a lingo. But then there's other apps. it's like How do you get you're getting better self esteem or learning how to, you know, speak English fluently or being able to public like public speak. There's apps like that. There is a line where it's like Why is it seventy nine,ars ninety nine cents every month? Right. And how much are you teaching me for that? Be I still have to teach myself too by going into to the app, doing it every day. I don't got a professor or nothing. Yeah You know we should do who I would like W, remember books. Wait what? Books used to just you would just read it yourself and they how to What's the last word a book Were't we in a book club And then the second book, we were like, you know what? And we said, same for us. One sced thing. do that. We did three. We did the book Mina The third one. On the third one we said R never It was a book of month. Yeah. And it's now month fiveive or six. That was very classic if y'allght to try though. You very busy. S. You know And I mean, I was have my fingerbs you know how to reread you'd be like, what did I miss the page? Yeah, but alreadyad That's how my ADHD works. I'll read three pages and be like, what did I just read? Exactly. And sometimes they have apps for that. L how how to get away with murder? No, no, no, how to memorize things or how to better I'm have brain fog right now. No, see, I feel like the betterment apps like it's as much as you use it, as much as you try to get out of it, I feel like is there for you. But then you had like creepy apps like Costar where it was supposed to be giving you insights into person pattern. Yeahp, the pattern and Costar. and the pattern is real sketchy. If you're still using that, first of all, what years Yeah, no delete it. The pattern is really, really invasive. I did thaturing the pandemic I had so much time. One time it was like, I know that your relationship with Emily may be fraught at the moment or some shit like that. I Emily. First of all, Emily is my assistant. That's why we talk every day and the time. And I'm like, why are you in my phone reading my text messages and then predicting stuff off of my texts? Like wait, it's going through your text messages. Yeah It's going through everything. Oh my go. Oh my go. That's scary. What about you, Marie? what do you think? about Is it a scheme? Oh the apps, the educational apps? I feel like some of them are good, right? Like some people, you know, use masterclass and they learn stuff from that. That one is good. I'd pay for that. Yeah. And then I feel like it's other ones that like, I don't know, I'm sure there's an app that teaches you how to cook or something But then for sure. But then a lot of things like that you pay a monthly fee for or a yearly fee for, they count on people forgetting forget forgetting. Yeah. They count on you forgetting. So they just rake in in bou bucks and you not learning anything But you're spending the money but you're spending the money. or you already spent it. You didn't even know. And I feel like sometimes those type of apps stop sending you notifications ' they want you to forget. like if you're logging in enough they're like, you still pay. The free ones be like, hey, Heyirl. Hi, Hey girl. canan you come outside? L do you wna get on here so we can nickel and dime you. Hey, we miss you, but the free ones be like But the free ones also be like, yeah, come on over here It's all free and they be like, if you want to un unlock the real ami, actually give us the money. What's up with that? And then don't forget about not reading the fine print. They're like, you put your car down, you get, you know two months free, but then if you don't cancel it, then we were going to keep charging you. and that has happened to me. There' two ways that you can avoid that. One, set a reminder on your phone for like the day before or a few days the week before you got to delete that. And then it remind us of every day until it's time to delete it. O go to your credit card or your phone has like subscriptions. Yep. You can go straight to that And turn off. But that in order for that, you got to not have executive dysfunction, which I have.. I do too which is why I try to use it for the specific purpose I need and then I immediately turn it off while I'm like the app might still be open and I've already turned off the subscription. if I even if I set the alarm, I'm like, Ohh yeah, I'll do that later. S snooz never happens. I forgot what app I did that too, but they will ban you Like if you've done that too many times, for what? Ban you for just agreeing to the tone We're doing the charerms and then canceling Well, if I cancellled, I don't need the app nomore. Y'all, I canceled you first. 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They don't see dark skin. So that's why I've been having so many issues. That's why you' so dirty 'cause she wasn't work. Now that's the action That's not true. but when I was on the cruise, I was having a hard time getting the soap, getting the water. People don't cruise how white people cruise. need water for it. Hold on. The funny thing is it's made for white skin versus dark skin. but I feel like in my mind, in my personal black ass opinion, black people are more What's the word? They're more likely to wash their hands than somebody beige anyway. I say that, you know, to the bays community. I know theyre listening. Yeah, But I do agree that like the hand thing, I'm like, come on now you know we washing our hands. so it should have been f every. you're just gonna say no to that, Marie because they hit cats and the c the cats with calicos The Wayos in San Francisco the Wos hit cat hit a cat calipos are a little bit black And, dn Marie, they h in tuxedo cats too Well, famously, you know, the black cats are really hard to adopt. They like black cat lives matter. Yeah because one crossed your paths. gotta turn around of the way. Meanwhile, Sabrina, the teenage witch, that cat lit. like that should have Yeah better was a shenanigans not shenanigans, he was a good Salem. Salem. Can I just say I saw Caroline Ray I loveine right. So she was one of the aunts Sabrina the teenage witch. She says people still come up to her to this day and they'd be like, was that cat real? And that's why Wayo is not a scam or a scheme because it's all the people. It's like, why would you get a in a car that does not have a driver Why would you do that You don't care about your life Even if the car says, hey, we are self driving, we going take care of everything, no Why would I put my life on the line like that? People use them? I saw a TikTok there was a way mode that got pulled over by the police. Why? I said no, I guess it was moving from side to side in the road and I'm like, not the wayay mode drunk. How you drunk? That was that diesel fuel right there. No, no, who was in the back? Somebody black. That's it was No black man. Oh sorry You know what haacks the premise of Sarket is Brand lib Yes. Yeah. I personally just think that Because we have so many greedy weird ass billionaires who have no like relationships to human like human nature or humanity anymore, they're just creating things that nobody ever ased for and nobody needs. I don't need a Wimmo. I don't need a car on the road that can't drive. No people that ask for this kind of because they tired of talking to the drivers. especially in LA, the way your drivers are actors I'm lawyer. arere you not here the silence preferredil. Yeah, that's ex. don't know it. We don't give you that option. We not evena yeah. Yes. Oh yeah. no really have to ye put the AirMax pros on. Remember the guy we were in the Uber going to Zach's wedding and he started talking about he didn't vote for Kamala And then he was saying he was he was transphobic, he was homophobic. He did all of that in twenty minutes topop, y'all. Why did't he need y'all to know all of this? That's LA. We must look like you answer the question for us. We must to look like industry, baby. Okay. notice. Hey, can we put the music on? But y'all are also bllack. so why are you starting now with like, I ain' vote for that black lady He wanted us as black women to know he didn't vote for a black lady. ' that's comforting. And the Wayo would never. okay? So actually want to be fair' to drive you through a lake, but Wimo also didn't vote for Kamalo. Yeah, the Waymo definitely did. Waymo voted for Trump For sure. Oh, for sure. And on that note, we're gonna get into my favorite segment of the show, Historic Hoodwings. This is where I'm gonna regale Siddney and Marie with a famous Can Capper, a group of criminals. what wonderful segue we just had here because we're talking about a med student in India in need of cash for school to immigrate to the US created a fake MGa influencer grift for conservatives online. Love it. Now you say a fake, so I'm like, I'm with you right now So this med student, he needed a smart idea The scammer was twenty two year old aspiring bone and joint surgeon from Northern India. He gave an interview to Wired magazine but didn't use his real name. They called him Sam. And they said Sam has dreams of moving to the US after graduation, and he doesn't want his money making technique to threaten that plan. Okay, why are you giv me interviews If you don't want your money making techniquese to threaten the plan,'s Yeah, what's wrong with him? Why are you being loud? I don't want my bone and joint doctor to be this dumb? Med school is expensive everywhere, okay? Obviously, in India it can cost like between fifty thousand dollars and two hundred thousand US to graduate, depending on what school you go to and how well you score on your tests Okay. If you scoreed all, your test is cheaper That' nice. They said school. Oh, cool. So that's a lot when the average annual income in India is about three thousand dollars. So Sam got some money from his parents, but he had to spend most of it to pay for medical licensing exams. He needed a side gig, so he tried making YouTube shorts and he sold study notes to other med students, but it wasn't cutting it. Other med students were doing the same thing and he needed an original idea. So when you need an original idea, where do you turn? AI I was say chat GPT. That's what I was going to say So my original ideas. I was going say onlyaybe Well if the YouTube tutorials is not working, you think the only fan is school here? It might depend on your niche. If he had good feet, he could just keep his face out of You got you gotta show that belly button home. You think people paying prime dollar for men' feet? I mean these men out there. T, and then you might have a dainty foot. I met a guy recently who had feet that definitely could be mistaken for like a beautiful woman's foot. Oh, an elegant foot. Yeah, it got me to thinking. I was like She was thinking about this. Like if we kept his body out of it, and it was just his pretty feet and I did the voice over workork. 'a my feet be gven like I'm dancing in glass. So Dancing in a glass Because we need to startort to go funund me, f she? Dancing in glass. our mine is, you know, stepping on cold, but yours is Dancing on glass? Yeahall don't begin thing at the pedicure play Yeah? I get my regular pedicure.alis remover? That's just steam. work O it makes it grow back more faster. It sound like y'all got some rough feet on this side of the table. you ain't never did like you're a jerk, but like in glass, You need a humumice stone. That's what y'all. I have that. I have all the foot stuff. No need pr stuff using stone When're not get in the showers every day? Yeah. Damn, sis, you might gotta get a new stone. We I'm gonna reix my life now. So Sam tried making an AI generated hot girl using Google Geminizs Nana Banana Pro. I've never heard of that, but think so right So he was gonna try to sell bikini photos of her online, which is a classic strategy. Now I really hate it because whose lady' face is this? and why y'all trying to AI her body on somebody else's body? Evenough I already hated it with AI. So this is the hot girl that he picked. For a Maga hot girl, I feel like that's perfect. Pk. No, she's actually too hot. Magairls, They never look like like ebras or not symmetrical. Yeah, they're not. their eyebrows aren't even like, but she's young. She's a young manag. You're thinking about the elder wives. Oh yes. ye, you're right. And you know it the Maga dudes need somebody who like twenty two. Yes. so more so eighteen, seventeen. Oh ye more. let's say nineteen. That's we're being generous. Yes, we are. So there are endless how to videos that show you how to create an AI influencer. So these are some how to videos. I love that the AI influencers are all of the same like white women in a different. Be fair though, That's what the brands be looking for. That is what they look for. Let's talk about it. Which I don't understand, becausecauseuse how does the market not get oversaturated when so many of y' look alike? Girl, you see them on TikTok, they all wear aloe, they all go to Pilates Reformer and they all drink ice macholates. They all look likeike. They all got a Stanley cup. house is cream. cream. they don't use cream. Yeah. They need cream. They're always like Everyone' always asking me about this product that I use. everyone's always asking me about this Im like whoo are these everyonees that be asking y'all about stuff? They a video start like There are one point seven million followers And A we asking them? Yes. Do you see the comments ong question M? Yeah Girl. Oh no, that's me. I'm the song. No be there'll be like somebody's grandma just died and I'm like, yo, that song though. They'd be like Where's your grandma's jeans from? What casket is that? What casket is that? It's crazy. Anything It' be like, what's the pain color? And it's like, whoa. They're just trying to get engagement. Yeah What a casket from? Where a casket from? Casket brand. But then actually I have gone on a casket like dive on TikTok and they will tell you where the caskets are from or like there's a body in it or just bodyless. No I to the bododyless ones from the one with the body in it and it'll be like a link like look at this casket. but you have's different than mine ir the airbrush ones Have you seen those? Airbrush gkets? No I'm getting that. On the inside O the outsides. Whatatever you say on the outside Yeah. It's like pip my ride, but you'll last ride. Yeah to the ground forever. Yeah. Pip my final ride. Yes. Yes. And instead of it be like clouds in the sky or whatever, angel, it's gonna to be the dance club. It's gonna to be a disco the It's one my fite like painting of the people d? Oh Oh, that's beautiful. It b like This is what you did on the cast That's a cute cask. cute.. But I't see It feel like it's custom. It's extra. Yeah may be w rarapping '. I watched the girl who' be wrapping the casket. Yeah. And like you wrap a car? Yeah. No, like you wrap a gyro. Casket. Gyro. you wrap it like a gyro? Oo, you know what? I do like wings. so if somebody can spray paint some wings, you won't w w No, no, no, like wings like teriyaki, barbecue, buffalo Have you heard Garlic Parmesan. That's why. late stage capitalism, but I might need my casket sponsored by Buffalo Wild wings. Let's do it. look like Talidig and night W asss on her. She's sponsored by Nestleie Y. Rzers. That's crazy. You know why? Becauseuse I'm gonna need that money in the afterlife as well. Yeah. bear me with it like King Chut. rightight. Ebody's tell me, you can't tick it which you you certainly me. Watch me. hold on now, bit. Right. You know how hard I work to get this? put it in that money So They're like in this like how two videos on how to do this. Sam started out posting photos of a beautiful, scantily clad woman on Instagram, but he wasn't getting any views. He asked Gemini, this is the AI app for advice again. The answer was, if you create a generic hot girl, you're competing with millions of other models. So his genericot it was just like that like we were saying with the like the blondie and the coffee and the swimsuit. That's not interesting enough no more because they got too many generic hot gls. at least that's what the computer said Sam says he presented Gemini with a few possible options to give his model personal flare. and the chat box selected MGa Cervative as the prompt, calling it a cheat code for making money. The AI app said the conservative audience, especially older men in the US, often has a higher disposable income and is more loyal A no, more loser. That's what it is. Well said you how to move the comma. Yeah. No because I think it is loyal because think about it, like they will let you do anything to them. They'll let you lie to their faces. They'll let your gas prices go up like p. They'll take a picture, your four hundred one k. they'll take your dughter, How and you raise your granddaughter, niece Yeah, but they're still like, I'm loyal to this because now this brand is a part of my identity. So if I say the brand is wrong, I'm saying that I'm wrong and everything I stood for is going to crumble. These are my rats. Yeah. Also I feel like old conservative people in general would be less likely to be able to spot AI Girl AI is getting really good and reallyy and stuff and I'll be like, oh how look at this cat I have it like always. I have to read the comments. And I know many times I have to take my life back. Oh no, no, no, you gott to stop liking everything. You cannot like everything. Yeah I gotta stop my hands before I do this. I gotta read the comments. Finger start shaking. I'm like, oh my God, look at this cat's swimming and then I'm like, that's cool. And then this AI . Yeah, I did get caught with this dog going into a burning house and then the dog comes out with with the kid and the dog dies W riding the dog or was the kid in the dog's mouth? The kid was in the dog's mouth And that wasn't weird to me He was pulling the kid out of the building. Aes, A. He's holding the kid by the back of his neck. It's likeike a cub, like a baby cub And then the dog die, I was The dog d dying. It's 'cause it was in the fire What kind of dog was it It was what do you call it the gold do Rriver. Tan. They made the dog come out. He was a black lad.. The comments was like good for him. Sney I wanted to be on your side. That one was a little wild. That's why I said was the kid on the back of the dog? If the kid on the back of the dog, that will also look like AI. No, that's AI. Yeah. Yeah sure. I keep seeing the one with the babies where they pick up pits and then they like try to throw the pit in the trash or they like, Ohh, that wasn't real? 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I don't think I think I think that's what the chat bot was trying to get her to. So he got her in a b body te, Body teay. He got her in American flag swimsuits. Of course I mean, honestly, he picked a great career because it's a lot of Maga nurses. so that was no with the glove being black not. That's giving tattoo Yeah. O that's giving that's giving OJ. Simpson. Yeah That'' not giving her proper glove. Well, you're right. tattoo artist, slash technician Hirstyle is don't feed the blood on the glove. The blood is on a dance floor for sure. I felt very pointed the way you said that, Sidney. People who are doing your feed. Yeah. Y feet? No Pf. Oh ye. It's also like that's in old glass. It's also like and then like you see the peace sign, how the fingers are held Okay. Yeah, that's not how fingers do peace signs. Oh, that's not how did that's That's not. So look at how like, wait, which hand is that this one, okay right? Can my fingers look like this? No, ' like The part right here is like really up. Yes. Oh That's not what your hand looks like. But that's like a bubble, you know, like an air bubble sure. Maybe her thumb is there Oh wait no, it's not. No further on the hand. The hand looks bigger. L these hands don't look like they match her actually. Look at that. And black is the slimming color, they shouldn't look.so it looks like she's missing a finger in this piece. Well, you know, famously, A I don't know how to do hands. But it's getting better at hands. This hand isn't as bad as the hands used to be. It was always like six fingers or two of the fingers were blended together and stuff. But this does look like a random dude's hand. It looks like a tattoo artist's hand and they put it on her Also, her botbs look bigger in the scrubs than the bikini That shouldn't I feel like it shouldn't be that way. This should have a braon. Yeah. I feel like they should look bigger than the bikini then. No No better than a man. I'm no better than a mega man. Yeah. So C girl. on an Instagram account for Emily, Sam posted photos of her ice fishing. Drinking Cor's light and shooting a gun at the rifle range with the captions like, if you want a reason to unfollow, Christ is king, abortion is murder. and all illegals must be deported. Oh, that's all the greatest hits right there. I know that went viral. right? Triple Platinum.. She said, I am a girl's girl. I will be hot I won't talk. I'm a bigot or like a man's girl. like I hate every drking Miller's light. I know that pH balance is off. That' drking a little fort of snow, ain't it? Right? Yeah, like, how are you in the middle of like a frozen lake and you're wearing like a forever twenty one p. You hear me? They do it, though, they do it. They match They do do that. They do we'll be in the snow in a flip flop. Yeah, you know what? I saw it in a l Swear to you swe swweiter God. They was in a puffer up top ongs in a. I think that's the equivalent of how people like to stick one leg out of the covers at night to keep the body temperature regulated. That's a body thing I don't know I just hear that we do I know I do it I've done that yeah. And you are Mexican is, okay? Cost or. I can't take them nowhere. So Sam was studying the American mindset because remember, he's from India. Like so this is not he's actually really nailing this shit for not being from the country. He's never lived in the US. and he became a student of the Mga audiology so that he could write captions that were pro Christian P Second Amendment, pro life, anti abortion, anti woke. AK anti igers. and anti immigration. Now, what I love about this is Mag' such an easy study because like I feel like in what they do is it's always miracle flag, bur hate the hate the make the lips cry. Like it's like it's like such a script where nobody's even saying or doing anything different. But you know what? this showing up on somebody's home page or their, you know what I mean? their search page You know they smashhing that like button. Oh hell yeah. They smas in that and now they're on her page and now that's how this like becausecause it worked. He said Sam said every reel I posted was getting three million views, five million views, ten million views. The algorithm loved it. Damn, let me change my caption. Damn. You know what?ng girl, you got a Michael Jackson in I ahead and chang my avatar. I gott to do this ethically, but maybe I could just go in the app and like phhotoshop my photos to make me look like a white like start a new page where I' mock a white lady and then get my money up over there. I can see that actually Mur looks like you look like Michael Jackson. Now, I looks like Id get the color right what? G'a do it in an app you don't think the A is going to get it wrong Hmm. I'm gonna do manually. Okay. mananually I don't make sure I'll miss no spot. Listen we'll work through this, but I think this is a good strategy. The way she's sitting is definitely looking like I also peg you. Right. And they like that. Andagaz I love that. Within a month, Emily Hart had more than ten thousand Instagram followers, many of whom also subscribe to her softcore AI generated content on the only fans competitor fan view. What the hell is that? That's the Tu O fan That Fan view f Only fans no Fan view. And it's the only fan dupe. Yeah, they wrong for that. So only fans requires AI disclosure and creators need to authenticate their identity before joining. But fan v say C come as you are with your robot ass. said We never going ask you to pick out the stop lightights in a photo, okay? You It's for an ask not a B. AI stands for anybody in S So the profitability of Emily's post Basically, they weren't posted as AI generated, of course. And Sam says he couldn't monetize her account on Instagram itself, of course. But from other outlets, Sam estimated he was making a few thousand dollars a month. He used GrocI damn he it everything He destroying the planet. HOS in Memphis So he was using Grok too to generate nude photos of Emily and upload them to fan Roo with fans sending him payments for exclusive content and exchanging messages. For how much? So he said he was making a few thousandars a month. And in India, you know, for the wage there, that was a good amount of money. Also he is Using the Instagram followers to drive traffic to the fan room, which is what a lot of only fans people do. They'll use Twitter or they'll use or I'll call it what Mama C. Twitw orr they'll use Instagram or Snapchat or whatever to drive fans to the content that's behind the paywall. Yeah So He says that he made a few thousand dollars on the account in a few days. Though he did not enjoy the interactive aspect. He' lying. come on now. I know it was feel like a bad bitch. He was responding back to the messages life. Yeahah He said, you know it's tea when a two fingers t I some real fanit. Yeah He' like, you n. He He said I'm conceceded. I got a reason. He saidays you can show your mama would dad He said once a guy sent him a video with Emily's nude on a tablet on a pillow, and he was basically recording himself fucking the pillow. Wait what kind of pill? It was incredibly weird But but Sam says he sent me a fifty dollars tip, so I was like, okay, do what you wr wantong. Shittty dollars for me to watch you have sex with a pillow and an iPad. Yeah I feel like it should be a lot. Right. If you got iPad money, you got a little bit more. comeome up off that brerand. Yeah. canan we get it like at least two hundred? 'causeuse I gotta watch it. Yeah. You couldn't do this by Yosam up. 'Ccause he's trying to be in you. No, You trying to be in pillow. Sam also sold MGa themed t shirts. One t shirt said PTSD, which meant pretty tired of stupid Democrats Oh, that's a bar That's how you know you're not a real Maga America 'cause they don't come up with nothing that soool merched trash on this side. Yeah. That's just something live strong PTS bre. Sam, you hest you really studied them and you elevated them. Now grock didad.rock. Sam said that with fan vom and t shirts, he was making more than people with professional jobs like they usually would make in India. Emily Hart is one of those like AI generated hot girl Mga influencers on social media thanks to young tech scammers that Sam is capitalizing off of like the pro Trump sentiment. The AI influencers are usually white and blonde, with jobs as emergency responders, cops, firefighters, or EMTs. They also incorporate right wing views in all their content from immigration to Epstein to pronouns, while posing in American flag bikinis or Maga hats or both. I didn't like that Apparently the demo is like all like helpers. C that really be the truth? And it is. He's not lying. Sometimes people get in the health carere industry because they want power, notot to help. They want to have power over you in your weakest moments. It's a real thing. The nurse to cop pipeline like the asshole to cop to nurse. That's how it go. Jice Well, that they don't have any skills. That's just sis. But you don't really need skills to be a cop No, you don't. There's no. Actually sometimes if you take the police examine and you're like a little too like independent thinking, you won't get in. No,? They want soldiers. M And associate to soldiers There's lot of smart soldiers. I'm just saying like in the sense of like they want you to High mind. So part of the reason that these accounts work so well is how few real young women are in the MAGA community. eighteen to twenty nine year old women are overwhelmingly liberal. Sam did try to create a liberal counterpart for Emily's Instagram, but she didn't last long. Democrats could spot the AI and engage with the account Smart A are Yeah to ask that question feels very deemocrat.. Also, I feel like The playaybook of the Republicans is so easy. They have a few buzzwords that they stick to and they don't really deviate. If you come over to the Democratic side and you're going get into a whole lot of jargon that you ain't seen before. It's going be some intersectionality here, some affordable housing here, some some income disparity there It's a little hard You can't just come over and be like, own the rep we're not gonna love that. Yeah. Damn. So himself fell for it when he reposted the fake swwifties for Trump on True Social during the twenty twenty four campaign And I remember he always postsed an A gu though, so I'm gonna be ridular ye I love these things. They look like real pictures they gave me absolute. And he posted himself as God and theame He was like, No, that's me as a doctor. Yeah It was Jesus he was like I'm actor. I'm like, are're literally praying around you in this photo. Also, you're not a doctor. You're a dum man. So it still wouldn't make sense, sir. You know he got a Android. His whole vibe is Android. The pictures come out better. He posts it from the iPad. Yeah. Oh. You know his spot bigig his foot You probably got a scroll to spell a word. You know. You know he's got a Dle laptop. He don't have an Appleone. not at all. We be fooling with that. D D. D did donates to a mega. So'. It's a mega Mga D down. Yeah. Did't he get in a tesla and he was like, It's all computer. Everything's computer. That's a gooduter, no We should put Trump in waymo. Please, because you know they don't know how to use the guns no more In a flood and see if the Wimo can get around I said, put them in a wayo because assassins, the shooters don't shoot. They hiring them shooters. They not even mad. They hiring them from Craigslist too. No because they don't want them to land any shots. They hiring them for sympathy. Every time like his approval ratings are so fucking low that the White House correspondence denter had to be an excuse for them to let in now schem them. No they getting the from backackpage. backackstage. Yes.st. Backpage also.be a little bit more desperate. crigless misconnection. People be sending me stuff in backstage. I'm like, no, baby, I have an.' for your sks? No, no, no. No, I'm good. A kids? Yeah. These kids you on background background. Yeah. Yeah. I'm o. But we' all got start somewhere. I've answered some b We didn'. I've passed there, maybe. Yeah. But no, and this makes sense because the approval ratings were shit. It's the White House correspondents dinner. They set that man up. I don't think that was a real shooting And he didn't injure anybody. Everybody was moving too slow and too chill for like a shooting. And then immediately he does a press conference that night talk about this is why we need the White House ballroom. And like, how does that that's how you that's how you promote in the ballroom becausecauseuse he wants to use taxpayer dollars for it. And remember his whole campaign about the ballroom was that he was getting private donor money. Then all of a sudden, a stage shooting happens and then immediately after he's on a podium talking about how we need the pay for the ballroom. The judge said we don't have to like something about unless it's a national security risk The ballroom don't need to be completed. So then the shooting happened and he's like National security. I mean, how do we have a black ass president for two terms? And I'm sure there were some like attempts on his life that were like obviously covered up. But how do you have three public attempts in your second term? didnidn't have any first? I think you realized like every time this scam was kind of working a little bit, he was like, okay, they mad about. Well then I think first of all, you when they try to get him out of there and he was trying to hit a hit a pose. he said get the shot. They just feel that angle where you see the photographers running over as the shooting is happening so they can make sure they get that flick off. And then it's like a little bit of ketchup coming across his face like this from the ear. Yeah. They fake megab babes,, they other fake megab whatever. So they're multiplying now. A Washington Post article flagged the rise in of like Jessica Foster, a leggy blonde army service member who went viral for posting a selfie with Trump and Putin. That looks fake AF. Yeah. The legs don't match everything else. It's like a BBL for but. L they're not even what Yeah Lg don't match. She's not going where he's going. Where are they walking toward? I will say one thing though, they did get the wind right because the wind seems to be blowing in the same direction her hair and his coattail. It's just going straight back Sis. I could have done that. Yeah. That's true. The Legs is given a woman who's biracial though. I will say, like it got some shade Titon Y she has t. She has tightsone, but tightses don't give you shape like that. Like there's thigh meat there mar They're gonna give hot doog leg. Ohot do le girls. as someone who's had to don this military uniform on television, that skirt is way too fucking sure. That you got it from pretty little thing. Like this AGSU this is not or AC rather this is not it. like it would Definitely be real close to heruring me. That's I should know the costume of them. R Like I know I know my kind. Right? likeike why' hot pocket fna be out in a military dress? Be for real. Yeah. I'm sure if we even zoomed in on the patches if you could tell that those aren't real like You know, decor patches. Yeah. And like she's also been taking photos. She, this AI thing with Trump and Putin. Her Instagram account was clearly fake, but it garnered more than a million followers in just over four months. Jessica started promoting feet picks. Oh. And now the account has been taken down But don't worry Jessica Foster has joined Fan Voo v A Yeah. Another popular account was Mayflower Mommy thirteen. W That's so much. And it featured brief photos of a brunet woman and I how wait, wait wait Mayflower like Christopher Columbus. Bch. now theyve gone too far If you' gonna say y'all original, y'all belong here, how are you gonna site the boat that brought your bitch ass over? Okay? But they're like, we the first boat. We the original. They were like, we got shotgun, we got here first They said we was the Quakers band. Right. We were the original colonizers. therefore. they say Pocahontas andnd them wanted us here. They loved us. They asked for us. Yeah. I took a tour in Hawaii and on the road to Hana, there was a tour we had it was like a pv car And so this cute little white man had a speaker headset on and he was just giving us the hory and pointing out the water fountains and pointing out the trees and all this, right? But during it too, he was like trying to get like a little history. And some of the history would be about the landscape, the volcanoes and things that happen. But sometimes he would be like, yes, and the Hawaiian natives believed that a god would show up as a white man on a ship A The Hawaiian natives. No. I don't see none of that in Mawana. Yeah. Weret have to stop you right there. Hey. I'm gonna let you finish, but please stop. I'm actually not. We did not let him finish.ike, Do you see this black ass car? You do please a lot of us. Yeah donon't give us with what this Walt Disney. This was the tour guy. Yes. Yes. But it was like a private source. so we were just in like a big SUV and he had on a little headset. He was driving us up the road to Honda. And who would play him in a movie Oh Lord, who would play him in a movie? Oh damn. I know who it would be, but I do not know his name and there's no point in trying that one. Maybe like an older a lumpier jack black. Yeah, girl, that's a native toawaii. he looked wh? He was native. He said right. Yeah. Yeah.'s shack black Yeah, though Yeah, but I'm but like a worse like I think Jack Black is a fine looking man. Yes. But I'm saying like if I'm talking build and like like an otter, like, you know, or like an older otter. Don't do that to my otters. What did they do to you? Take them the bag. And Lace, if you wan to make that jo, you have to pay two hundred dollars. two hundred dollars