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From The Idiot - Chapter 1Mar 26, 2026

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More people More devices, more AI The way we live today takes a lot of energy. Wind and solar are powerful but not always available That's where natural gas comes with reliable energy whenever it's needed Companies like Energy Transfer work behind the scenes, safely transporting these resources to facilities across the country through a network of underground pipelines. Learn more at ittakesennergy d. comot My family If I had to give it an adjective is elastic Fty five years ago My parents, my little brother and I came over to this country from the Soviet Union extending the family across continents. Over the decades, the family My father really stretch to absorb spouses in laws, even though they spoke a different language Children both biological and adopted ex spouses could chose to stick around and eventually grandchildren Over those same decades as in any family People make bad decisions said things they hope no one would remember m at each other of grudges came around and the family stretched as needed And then it snapped Smmoned something that bad That's shocking This person was my cousin, Allen He and his mother, my father's sister Lana came to the US. from Moscow in nineteen ninety when Allen was fifteen. They stayed with my parents and brother for almost a year. By the time they arrived, I no longer lived at home So I don't have much a relationship with them Never really wanted to becauseuse they didn't like my au And as Allan grew up, I realized even from a distance, that I don't particularly like him either Dn is a clown blow a heart Pompass ass. He would call himself an entrepreneur started his first business in college He hired students to goost stripe papers for other wealthier students He went to law school and got fired from his first job He later told me this was because his fine legal mind made the other lawyers insecure Th thenen he lived in Russia, Ukraine, Zimbabe, working in a series of increasingly shady jobs In Africa, he was involved with diamonds and worked with an Israeli company that provided security for mining If someone had set out to write an unlikable international hkstery character C couldn't have laid it on any thicker Allen Married as a Baboon woman word in the family was that she had b been that country's beauty queen. They're two kids Last I knew all of them, including my aunt Lana We're living in Moscow And then in the summer of twenty nineteen Everyone on the American side of the family got a Facebook message from Allan. informing us that he had arrived in the U.S with his five year old son I'm going to call O. Allen wrote They've come for O to quote, commence his studies I repeat Oh was fine His wife H roode was still in Russia with their baby daughter They had separated. Allen added ominously, quote Things are less than amicable She might make attempts to contact you with the request detrimental to mine and O's interests. I immediately texted my brother Keith was closer to Allen So our cousin has kidnapped his son and abandoned his daughter The answer would appear to be maybe My brother responded just a note. isn't the big shocking thing I was talking about earlier We're still a few years away from that Comment dad he told me that Allan had just shown up at his house on Cape Cod without warning His five year old son was with him, as was Lenna, my dad's sister I asked my dad if we should do something about the maybe kidnapping I don't know. Contact the FBI This was the wrong thing to say to a guy who grew up in the Soviet Union He would never call the authorities on his sister and nephew What he did do was post a picture of Owen Facebook Perhaps a message in a bottle for O's mom Sure enough, my father immediately heard from her H name is Prcilla Priscilla wrote to my dad describing the oreal she was enduring She said she had gone a short business trip to Zimbabwe And when she return She discovered that Allan had left with her son It had been about a week And only now from seeing my father's Facebook post Was she learning anything more For Ciller Road I beg you, please to help me get my son back to at least speak to him. Please do not tell them I have written to you if you're unable to help me than just ignore my message I received a long, long letter from Percuilla, but I just ignored it My father can be quite literal So what did you think was going on Then was she did you think she was lying or And Honestly I didn't pay much attention. I don't know, no I understood that something is wrong with their marriage, but beyond that no Like I said, my family's elastic To keep it that way, my father preferred not to know too much And it wasn't just him. My three younger brothers. their partners My own grandson assorted friends of my father's Everyone acted like, hey Sometimes men and their mothers just change continonance with a five year old in tow. And here's the thing They were fun My father loves having family around The whole reason he lives in a big house in Cape Cod is so that his four kids and five grandkids gather around him But the house has seen better days And all the kids and some of the grandkids have busy lives Allan and Nenna and O's arrival on the scene breathe new life into the house and the family Leanna would come up with ridiculous activities like Let's write the Guest and Fam Anthem, and was always taking black and white pictures that made us all look like more stylish versions of ourselves Allan was always driving up in his Tesla with new gadgets and ts of new business ventures I found him ridicous, but my youngest brothers and my oldest son tongue in every word Allan would sit on the couch with these very young men Srolls for pictures of women on Tinder all look like models Allen was bald as a billiard ball and had a giant protruding belly He claimed that he had matched with all of those women After a while, Allan was eager to talk about why he had taken out. He claimed that Priscilla was a bad mother part it all the time She did drugs, she cheated and out To me, they sounded like good reasons to get a divorce not to take your child from his mother Lenna had her own complaints She said Priscilla didn't read to her child. and perhaps even worse didn't read books herself The only books she kept on the house, Lon claim was the Bible I thought, wait, this was why Lenna and Alan took Priscilla's son away There are few things that I think justify separating a kid from his parent But Le and Allen didn't seem to think that much justification was required I couldn't stop thinking about what Priscilla must be going through without telling anyone in the family I decided to reach out to her I had met her only a couple of times and barely had a sense of her I knew that she worked in fashion. I knew from Nana that Grilla'sather owned a huge farm in Zimbabwe. and I knew that she would have no reason to trust me I wasn't sure she'd respond I texted to her that I knew only Lena and Alan's side of the story. Silar Road back right away She was stuck in Russia herer daughter, Kumalko L. had been born via surrogacy because Priscilla was unable to carry a pregnancy to term The baby was eight months old, but Priscilla still didn't have a birth certificate for her which meant that they couldn't leave the country. We traded short messages back and forth. our exchange was friendly, but guarded I didn't want to overstep And I think Priscilla tried to say only what needed to be said It was enough for me to sense that she was in angish And I was horrified How could this woman's child just be taken away from her How could my family just sit by And what was going to happen to Ona Priscilla told me that the Russian police would not help her. The Zimbabwean emmbassy said that you could file a petition under the Hague Convention a treaty that specifically addresses situations when one parent abducts a child and takes them to another country Priscilla needed legal help in the U.S. I could be useful here. I called a friend who connected Priscilla with a person in the Justice Department specializes in these kinds of cases Briscilla also needed Lenna Allen and O's physical address in the States. So she could begin the hate process This I could definitely help with I knew that they'd left Cape Cod for New York which is where I live. I invited my aunt, cousin and nephew over for dinner Allan was away in business So then I write with O. conscripted into a human pyramid by the young people of my household As I slid turkey steaks into the oven I ask another question all New York City parents ask all other New York City parents Where will O go to school He was about to turn six Lenna said that she had no idea how school z even functioned in the city ould you let me explain this to you, I said? and took out my phone. What is your address? Let's see what district that is Bingo. I had their address. I sent it to Priscilla Some weeks later, apparently on the Lark, they moved to Massachusetts. I figured out had that address too I was a double agent f. I tracked Lana, Allan and O through their Facebook posts, messages to the family chat, and occasional weekends at my father's house in Cape Cod. When they moved to a new house, I let Priscilla know. If I had news about Oh, I texted Priscilla. Sometimes you just ask for reassurance that he was alright From all the men in my family, my father, my three brothers and my son I hid the fact that I was in touch with Priscilla. I thought they'd see what I was doing as disloyal and might rarap me out to Alan My daughter kn It was a little bit exciting, but it also gave me an excuse for maintaining peace with my newly enlarged family. But the more I hunang out with him, the more I just hangg out with him O was growing, Alan and Lena were building a life. I watched. Sometimes I caught myself thinking that was a pretty good life. Allan, Lenna and O moved into a farmhouse in Concord, Massachusetts. Lenna furnished it stylessly They seem to spend most of their time actively raising O They enrolled him in jewish school, violin lessons, fencing, horseback riding, and I'm sure I'm still forgetting something They dressed o like a tiny little gentleman, complete with brogues and Fedora hats. And by some sort of miracle the result wasn't annoying What was a delight, curious, entertaining without being overbearing, and unfailingly polite. He seemed happy Whatever damage being separated from his mother had done, I couldn't see it. What I could see was that he was doted on and thriving. To put it another way and it wasn't easy for me to admit that I was seeing this. All't seem like a great dad Kind, attentive, devoted, and fun Two years passed like this, eventually Priscilla and Ell, who was now a toddler, made it to the United States I hadn't messed with Priscilla in over a year But I heard from my father that Priscilla's claim, filed under the Hague Convention, was going to be heard in federal court in Boston The case would probably drag on for a while But I assumed that Priscilla would now be able to see her son And then there it was on social media Priscilla posted a picture of herself, embracing O I liked the picture I figured my job was done My time as a double agent, long over About four months later, Allan was arrested for kidnapping O. Not for the time he took over from Russia. This was new. 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We didn't exactly act like Alan's arrest was normal We acted like it was absurd I entertain my friends with stories of my serial kidnapper cousin Then they kept the family updated with overdramatic notes on the Facebook family chat. and at least one video from Canada. in which Alan wearing a striped uniform sings her a Russian prison cong It looked like a cartoon Alan spent a couple of weeks in Canadian detention, then another few weeks in a jail in upstate New York and was finally released on his own recognizance to a w trial in Massachusetts. O was now living with Priscilla. Allen got out of jail in february twenty twenty two Aple of months after that, he sent out a missive in the family chat. as self important as the one that began this whole story This time he was telling us that he and Priscilla had resolved their battle which actually turned out to be true. They would now have shared custody of both kids. Alan said he was very pleased I thought my God, didid you have to go through all this? absconding with your son twice, keeping him separated from his mother for more than two years, just to arrive at a standard fifty fifty custody agreement? this Child support and shared custody is the boring end of this crazy story I felt a little relieved and a little dumb Like maybe I'd bought too fully into other people's gramma. kidnapping charges against Al Allen were pending, they would later be dropped. And still, Priscilla was able to reach a peace agreement with Allen A after all, he'd apparently put her and their son through. Well, maybe this was just the way they took things with extreme flare Th? Yeah. kind of exotic parts started Then it happened The thing The bomb that went off in the middle of my family So the day before Allllen called me and said that he Uh promiseed he Kace to take them campaion july twenty twenty two Under the new custody arrangement, it was Allan's weekend with the kids. H my dad Hey, do you mind if me, my mom and the kids camp out in your backyard on Cape Cod I said, of course So they came They brought some Huge, huge tent. I never saw such a tent before with a lot of furniture Lights and devices. Solar charges, rugs, two full mattresses, a treasure trunk with treasures, I guess It'say Alen Awesome, spectacular, ridiculous Soough later it occurred to me that this time at least, there may have been a point to this He wanted everyone to remember his camping trip to my father's backyard. Because it was summer, my father's house was full T my younger brothers, one of them with his girlfriend, were there Everyone had a nice dinner together and then went to bed some people in the house Alan, Lanna and the kids in the tent And then around six the next morning The dog all ten started going nuts. someone was banging on the front door So I opened the door a bit because not to let out and out. alsoso I didn't put my trousers on yet And and the guy the policeman said We are state police Eh, could you, uh Step out with your phone My dad is surprised but he's not panicking And he goes to get his pants and his phone by by by that time because of all this noise and commotion and Alin' Buren Eishia woke up Alysha is my cousin's Russian dinive Allen and he came to the house to see what was going on and police figured out that They are looking for him and not for me FBI agents go around the house, bang on doors and make everyone sit down on the couches in the living room No one understands what's going on But soon through the picture windows that look out on the backyard They see two male FBI agents take Alan away in Hancs Then a female agent escorts the kids to another car They all drive off State troopers follow D it leaves to And did you know what once everybody left Did you have any idea what he had been arrested for Not immediately, but then I learned from Lani about that She was in She was totally lost, but the only thing she knew that in this paper they g here What was in the paper or that he is arrested for I don't I didn't I don't remember But murder for hire was the yes and Did you have any idea who he might have hired somebody to murder Y No It didn't take long Priscill Alen it seemed had hired someone The question was was if it was true or not, that's another story Some of us took the news in faster than others The day after Allan's arrest, my brother Keith and I had a fight over the Justice Department press release, which identified the target only as PC. I was saying that it was obviously Priscilla whose last name begins with a C He was saying that it was obviously not for someone Then I kept telling everyone that Allan had been set up byy business rivals or Russian agents or the FBI, or someone But over the course of a few days, it's sanken. My cousin had been caught hiring someone to murder his ex wife, the mother of his children This was when it felt like we snapped I certainly snout I was shocked at how shocked I was It's not that I fel bad for Alan or Lenna is just How does something like this happen How had it happened right here in my family, in between our silly dinners and chess games and kids' birthday parties In theory, I knew that this kind of thing can happen in any family. Anyone's first cousin could be plotting murder Ustanding citizens are always turning out to be secret criminals And I wouldn't even call Allan an upstanding citizen. But it's one thing to know and another thing to understand I'm a reporter at some of the hardest times of my life likeike when I faced a dire medical diagnosis I put on my reporter's hat and ask everyone a lot of questions It has allowed me to wrap my mind around unthinkable things before. Allen was in jail, awaiting trial So my project had to begin with Priscilla who was thankfully alive What she told me was so much worse than what I thought I knew What's next time. fromrom Cereial Productions and The New York Times I'm Mm Gesson and this is the Iidiot

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