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Coming up this week's episode of Shaged Married Annoyed Chris has finally found a way to watch horror film. I'm So excited. Ill give you updates on my lad's golf break. Yes, very nice. I get a little bit toxic. Rosie gets toxic. oot for the of your lips We've got beefs And you lovely love get in touch about supermarket substitutions and camping trips. I love camping. No, you don't. No, I don't. Hey, it's Christie from Lu Lleemon. I'm here at the office and we just dropped some really fun new summer colors in the Fow Y styles. If you're like me, you've loved the Flow Y tank and bra for years, and as of this year, it also comes in a dress and a crop tank These are made in our buttery soft Nouu fabric, and my favorite part is the built in bra It makes it super easy to wear for yoga or honestly as an everyday basic. You can find Flow Y sttyles in store or online at lullemon. com Study and play Come together on a Windows eleven PC. 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Let it mastked Let it mastk. And he said it were at a soft place. So I mean socks better. Soak sp. Yes too But mas is a very odd word, but now whenever we clim with golf clubs I saved I'm just mas mastering me So you put them into it you were other muddy They were a little bit m you off me golf trip we haven't done the podcast since your golf trip. you for asking. it was fantastic. golf trip. more about that later. It was very, very good. Yeah, all good. What have you been up here while I've beenlfing A just had the kids. Yeah Just had the kids No No I know obviously the lotion it's getting a lot better but for some reason Do't know why I do this to myself I go nineties Yes And it's like I'm touring myself, but at the same time, I'm really clamping down on like technology and, explain to people what you mean. It doesn't mean that you' sort ofre wearinglls. I've started hitting the mus as I've started just wearing and smoking aroundounding. Yeah yeah bllown it in the face. Do I mean Oasis, Travis Bur We're allright from our childhood. Why are we so pathetic as parents now? Like what the fuck? Sometimes I just wantan to give them a smack. I do I just don't explain what you meant. You'reoking. You don' explain what you meant. You mean you go you don't let them go on iPads You don't let them go on boredom. I just let them bored. want them to be bored. But it's horrible because they don't leave us alone and they just constantly say that they're bored and I'm like, but boredom's very good for you. And it is I think it's important to be bored. it's really, really important to be bored sometimes as a child. because then and I've noticed the minute that they're bored is when they start doing other stuff like drawing and getting stuff out that they haven't played with for ages. Rae got his play out the other day and he played with it for like a solid forty minutes and I just sat and But you know, I was doing the washing And I didn't actually leave the utility room for ten or fifteen minutes. I just sat on the floor and listened to a podcast because No know, it's so sad. But it's forose's mental breakdown. No, because the minute I go in to the room where he is. he wants something as I soon as I see you, they're like Oh o Oh, there's waiter over there. Excuse me, we can we get some juice and some snacks, please? Ice is melted in me juice So yeah, so no, but it's good. I think it's good for them and I'm just having a whole breakdown about just technology Be beinging a parent with technology. I it's such a I don't hate itad And I just don't I think there' a lot of people listening will going through the same thing. I'm the strict mam and I hate it. I hate that I'm the strict mam. And Robin is really upset with this at the minute because I'm the strict man and I'm really upset about it. I think it comes from the right place. The literally have just said that they're going the government have said that they're possibly going to ban social media for under sixteenens. They're not doing that on a fucking whim. likeike they're doing it because children shouldn't have smartph phone much. And I feel I said this morning you doing it. I said I feel really sorry for the children who've been exposed to it and their parents because I genuinely don't think it's a fult like when like, yeah, so the kids who are like sixteen and that now who when it all came out and it was like, oh, he has an iPad, he has YouTube. J just fucking smash that from four years old. Why not no boundaries on it whatsoever. Yeah yeah, because they're like fully in it now and because I just feel like come with Everybody works really hard. everyveryone's really busy, right? And like there's a government in place and there's all these people in place getting paid money to run the country and to keep work in check. But when nobody is, it's just it's not fair ike so you mean like they should have been like maybe should Well Steve Job Steveob Steve Jobs said he would an iPad not for kids. He was like, I would never give my kids this. Yeah, but they're making so much money off our kids Yeah. You know it really fuckses off Yeah. becausecause they don't give a shit like I didn't tell you about the really sad video I've seen so Okay, well let's just carry on then. No, no, come on. do you want to tou right. So guys, everyone, right We'll be making I've be making a joke for a few weeks about Rosie trying to kill comedy. But literally this morning Like, you did your best to make me not be in the mood for this podcast. You hit me from all fucking angles. I sweay down. Okay, then let's just carry on because we're trying to no way here to cheer people up you want to bring everyone. Cheer people up we h take people' minds off it, right? Listen, I've had a breakthrough, right? First of, thank you for listen. thank for being. tell you really quickly about me our video. Very quickly. A lady who worked in Silicon Valley was talking to other people who work in Silicon Valley about AI and about Vy is that where they do all the boob jobs You know exactly what Sil' Belly is J a bit. Just a bit. Well J just Pein, Pepperin a couple of dad jos in here J to try and just keep it light. remember that that's little, you know when you're on a marathon and you've got a little table hhind the water out And that on the journey of sadness that you're trying to take everyone on the littleittle tables of happiness halfway. it that was a w mile markark. And you are what keeps us in the comedy charts rather than the cry and cry and sad Yeah not would never get into politics, but maybe cry sad sad cry Sad cry charts. So she was saying that they were talking about AI, how amazing it is, but how bad it is for like you know, the world and everything. but And then she was like, so, what can we do to like stop that? And they were like whyy would we're making Millions. Yeah, and we've all got. Exactly because we live in the valley where do the tits should be called should be called silicon cleavage They've missed a trick there Is this do anything for you? No, because I was trying to just make a point about how the world is going to shit becausecause a small amount of people are making millions and billions of pounds, but it's all going go to shit. And I believe I acc I've accidentally made a really good point as well during that, which is But look at them tittits. I'm going come, I'm going to go over there for a minute. You're going to do your expert and I'm going leave all of my shit and the badness of the world and how upset I am about everything at the minute. I'm going to leave it all over there and I'm going to come back and we're going to talk about pace and shit and coming in on tits and we're going to Honestly, Don stny stny freat me with a good t. Let's get back to business. I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. sometometimes what I like I' just really obsessed. Sometimes what I like to do is I like to empty me face, right? So I hold like that and empty all the sadness. like you know, in the green mile when he sucks the badness out and he goes hes John So that's what I said? I did with co. I did it with an accent. Jon Cffee. Not his accent, but an accent nonetheless So I that and a sort of like you know, Cyclops off X men. I put all my badness, I cyclops in me hands out. That's I wouldn't thank you for that one.. two seconds and then I roll it up and then I throw it away right back that. you wouldn't than for psycch. Oh the Oh, I can't look at anyone. Wait cant when this guy special gu No. But imagine. Imagine if you had a kid and you forgot to put your little glasses on and you just fucking killed your kid. I do believe you'd remember, but yes. You might not But the kid might have the same thing. The baby be born and' like, Ohh my God it's a boy. I want to cl his eyes Oh there you go exactly. J's just one I would never thank you for. I just don't think it's a good one. Apparently Psyls is in the next ent film. nextxt Avengures film. theX men are going to be in Oh well that You're not seeing the fucking cast list for the new Avengers Doomsday? No, it's unbelievable. Is it unbelievable? We've got a couple of cinema trips coming up. Toy Story fiveives coming out. Yes, whichich I'm excited about. That was quick, by the way I just made, this's just how life works now. the older you get the faster time goes. Like only a couple month ago was like, o, the they's gonna to be to sty. it's gonna be an iPad. you're gonna to love it It's an i pad against the toys. You're going to be there. team toy. And now I'm going to be sitting looking at the kids going Yeah. Yeah. What do you think of that?id do you think of that head? Made would he cry You've made would he cry? I's going bald I'm gonna to do me thing. Well veryry, should calm down a bit. Yeah. Ifuse Just to take a minute. It's hum man I'm on edge because you're always trying to don't bite carefully you've got a wire. You've got a wire, you've got your doggly on. I just gone over there look like you're having shit on the long camera on theide camera, you look like youren' having the shit but they were go on your back What's favorite kind of crisps And we're back in the room. Listen guys, thank you so much for being here. Thank you so much for listening. Thankk you for watching if you are, please subscribe on YouTube. It'll be wonderful. And without further ado, it is time for this week's lucrative lucrative sponsor. Again, thisn't the real sponsor, so don't skip it. Lucrative sponsor, right Lucrative spponsor. Yeah. I've had a breakthrough I thought he's gonna to say breakd, He' was just gonna say Oh because I've been in a breakdown for years. I just mates with it now. it's just just with us just part of us. let the elephant in ye ye I'm riding the elephant. notot in a sexual way This week's sponsor is Watching horror films on the train Oh I fucking crack it I've cracked it. Okay I've always I've said it in me stand up. I've always said it. I am like I'm obsessed with horror films, but I'm too scared to watch them I watch the advert or I listen to the premise of it. I go and it's the it's the mystery that I like. It's the o I wonder what that is. I wonder how this sorted out. Do you know what I mean? It's not what I'm buzzing about but I'm always too scared to watch them had I thought we'd just started watching that Widow'say on Apple TV.. We're only about four or five episodes in. fucking great. Weird as fuck, funny as fuck, bit scary, great. And I thought, you know what? I think I can handle horrors now. I watched a horror film on the train yesterday. Was I scared? Yes, didid I cover my eyes a couple of times? Sort of, but I made it look like I was scratching my head What did you what? Weapons. Never heard. It's the one where all the kids run away in the middle of the night with their arms out like that, like a little airpl. Oh So se what happens is I'm not going to spot it for everyone, but at two seveneen one night All the children borr one from a kindergart from from a class, a school class all run out of their front doors and fuck off into the night and no one knows where they are And it's it's scary. There's loads of jumps But was so I was doing this a lot. you have to watch this on the videoos. I was doing this a lot on on the thing So I had me right arm across me eyes because I was covering my eyes because I was scared watching it, but I didn't anyone Oh well, yeah. but it's good because you're watching horrorilm in the train But I'm in public and there's people therening I'm safe, so you can't get into it too much. And every now and then the blow comes and goes down on a cup of tan,ight know, I'm fine. Back. But I like it. Weapons Yes. Is it ghostly or is it? murdery or is it It's silent I know, none of the above. It's witchcrafty. Oh oh. It's great I really enjoyed it. I really really. Okay, I might watch that. But I've got I've got them all lined up. All the ones have been obsessed with and thought about Babaduke. I'm going gonna watch that on the train. it.'ve just you've never seen it. You've just said that, haven you've never seen it? We just said Babaduke in a weird voice. N seen. Great just do you just like the word? We talked about it years ago, Isn't it a bit like S Candyman and Mirta, don't. I think I would know another twist in that one, but that it. I've never watched any of the It's all welcome a Derry too scared ans, honestly When I go f that was an a film, it's where you're going to watch it. Derry You said trains. I was like, what's train? What on watching of them on the trains. Yeah. good. veryery excited. I was watch the same as me do it. watch on the train. I've been watching a few sexy things that you can't watch. C't watch sexy things on the train. I remember dialogue, you know Oh, Game of Thrones. I remember when Game of Thrones first came out first series very se heavy. I remember minimizing this was the day I justed to download them I just torrent them and put them on my screen because streaming wasn't as no you know, you couldn't tether to your phone back in the day when I was doing all that. this was all fields I remember I had to minimize the screen So like to the size of fucking post stamping the top corner screens I was like, people are going to think I'm watching por on the tr. know, I've just I've been having to fast forward stuff. But but they do dialogue while they're doing it Right. And I'm like, I'm missing. brightness. I'm missing full chunks. Brightness your breakness down Th still hear the dialogue. orll stop flick flick, just flick up so it's still playing, flick up on your iPad. F flick likeike they're flicking your other. But then part of his this things, I'm grown upp, I'm allowed to watch sex. So how about you all just deal with it? And maybe I might just get me kicks by thinking Look at me screen. There's a photo that went viral years ago of an old man sitting on the train and he's facing p. Yeah, so he's like he's got his back to the he's got his back to the window and he's watching an iPad and he doesn't realize it's dark outside and someone took a phot over and you can see his iPad and he's full on Paul and h on his iPad on the train. I still have watch P. It's been about a year. or since the wanted deah, deetals. Since the wanted to me de and honestly? Yeah I I think I'm better for it. Oh, tellell that the ten minute conversation we had before. this podcast started about everything that's bad in the world. Tell you what, I'll sign you up, G yourself a porn subscription. fucking cheer you're brackking up. Swear to God I think I'm better for it. You just ask to sit in the corner T what are you thinking I'm better for it B, p p p B p p put put No but I haven't be watching p but I't been watching sex on the train so you know what Whatever? On the train. Come on with your b. Let's get it it. G on train. Very good. No, come on, let's sing You really are Look all that just happened there, man. fucking. I think I've gotll the roller coaster of emotions. Like me head now. I feel like I' got explode. Yeah. I don't know if I'm happy or excited or if I'm sad or overwhelmed, I don't know. Just feel feels a bit fuzzy. You' missing porn. That's what I. You're missing porn. I'm not missing porn because I could never get away with it. No could I'd just seen through them. I just saw through their eyes just can't findind something sexy when they don't want to be there. honestly I'm not seeing Cock, I'm seeing clock, a lot of clock watching L it's never the men. It's not the men. The men are all very much enjoying it. It's just the women changing musicians and whilst they're doing it going Right I change it again? again You've done the same one, you've done the same one? Well, because I've probably just done it twice, but I can't I can't. I can't She wished She just wants to go on have another bath She wants to go on another bath. None them want to be there. And it's I can't find I don't find it sexy. Whereas in the movies, they're all very good at acting and it makes it, you know Much better Yeah. and they've all got the little pieces on so the bits are't touching Yeah, but sometimes in my head I like to think bet that all Yeah They did it afterwards, just an next year It's strictly the same We had a fight about the jingle jingleun. We couldn't set along a jingle jingle. So this is the jingle jingle h you like the jingle Jingun Babaoo Babaoo babaoo bab J Hello and welcome back So this week's episode Show Mes Night. Hello, hello. Now as promised Golf trip update Golf trip. I had a lovely time, thank you to Asking. It was fantastic. G to make it that annual thing. abbsolutely fantast. I by. looved it looved it, loved it, loved it.ess a lot less depressing being shit at golf when you're in a suny place L lot less depressing. I think anything's better in the sun. Yeah That's why I think this couldn't know. it is. No I think there's just a lot of sadness and upset in this country especially the. we don't get the sun. We don't get the blood. Yeah, we don't it we' never get nice to. Three vitamin D tablets a day. I That's too many. It's not man.' too it is too many. Chris. What? That's too many. Just pull it out, man In the summer you go down a one in the winter you're min into because I was in the sun But in general, you don't need three Vitin D tablets. I'm gonna to take foures. I do everything. Wh God do everything at? I heard Vitamin D was good, so I was like, well, I'll have more of it then. More's good. Put too much. Same with everything in it Come on, you look yellow this is I was really worried. after you slagged off me watch tan, I was really worried I was going to have a glove tan. I don't think I've got one No, he haven't I think're the same. yeah. I think was going to get that put end. So as we all know Carl Hutgson, friend of the podcast came with us on the golf trip. Yeah, but he didn't doesn't play a golf part in the golf just waited for he just had a little holiday on his own and it and then we all I mean, we were done were done at like one o'clock the afternoon which would when, you know We saw him then. so Carl When we got back We we'd playing golf the morning, right? And we'd text would be like, you'd be like,'s coming back,' like Yeahah,' way back, We'll get back And he'd already be around the pool waiting for The excitement onie hiss little face and how we went on when we came back, it was like and this I'm not exaggerating yet. If you see the videos of people who've lost their dogs and the go and find their dog And the dog is like they can't control itself. It's like it's on them and it's like fucking wagging his tail so much. his whole body's moving. He was exactly like that when we got back. He was like, all right, hey, I've done this and I've bought the thing. and I went down there and I've got these sunbeds forward and I put bat and it was likeice canyon. It wasn't right? bud however, however. Pul discovered When I didn't know this was a thing Coall discovered the level before the level of piss before I need carried home cause he's a big lad I wouldn't happy having to carry him home He discovered the level there's a level under a need carried home. So you're drunk, you're tips, you know, you're tipsy, you're pissed, you're hammered You need carry to Yeah. In between Hammered and Ned cararried home, there was there's a state that Carl discovered I didn't know it was a thing We were walking home One night, Cul was a little bit worse for wear and he just turned at one of the lads What C of hold your hand So some what. What? E if I just hold your hands while we're walking. It's it You don't know about that? You've got multiple photos of your phone. Just to keep them uprightright. Just to keep him like I don't you carried, but can I just hold your hand? The weirdest bit it was, they didn't hold hands like school trip holding hands. They held proper Linkn fingers night. Married a couple holding hands. Why shouldn't you To be fair, Sean, I think Sean swapped at one point with Jordan, but Sean and Jordan held his hand All the way home. Yeah All the way home. and then I took him up to his room Yeah and I put him to bed. Be you love him, he's your friend. Love him a bit. I took him I took him up to his room and hes you're a pleasant drunk, but he is the most pleasant drunk in the world. Oh, that's well then then when people are pleasant drunks, you don'tind're looking after them unbelievable. laughing his head off just loves everything, loves life And he said the next morning, he's like, this is why everyones saying you're such a nice drunk. He' was like this is why I never get B beF here. He was like, I never get BF here because I know I've never upset or offended anyone because he's great. Yeah. duck to his bedroom and he just fell face forward. he more drungs than everyone else because he'd been drinking while he was werear at gl. I would imagine so Right. He fell face forward ont the bed, right? And I've got a photo on me phone now I'll have to show you. It's a photo of him just lying face for face face down on the bed and I texted at the group with the caption Your package is being delivered Oh. Well he's had a good time. He's also trenches These trenches with young young young children they are trenches. They're in the trenches with children. And again, it gets easier. I tell them all the time it gets easier. But when you're cutting loose when you're away, you are cutting loose and absolutely. You've done it before. Oh God, yeah. When you're so is Oh when you're so and hot, you've put a lie on the bathroom floor for the tiles Bean Baboo baboo baboo. Pandora jewelry brings the sparkle to your summer, now with even better prices. Enjoy up to fifty percent off select styles, from personalized pieces to must have favorites made for the summer Teless designs that shine with you through every moment, wherever the summer takes you. Shop in store or online. Now through july sixth. Terms and edition apply. Visit pandora. net for details. 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Give now at feedingammerica d. org slash summer Hungry Baboo baboo baboo Another thing that happened I this would not have been as funny if it wasn't in a Scottish accent, right. wentent for a meal one night and we went to went to a curry place, right? And we I went to the bathroom during said curry and a lady had already ran past our table holding Like a four year old, a four or five year old little girl. Right? Ran, like sprinted, holding the girl. Okay We all know why they're sprinting the we all know why they're sprinting in the toilet for a week. Well, there's an accident on the horizon. Yes. Okay So she runs past and we go, o, you know, and wait what was mad was what all dads. So in a really, not a horrible way, but in a really like I don't know, like trying to enjoy myself as much as possible we whenever we saw anyone aroundound the pool or anyway having a big bother with their kids or on the flight, we all were just like. Not us. this is great. Yeah ye. You know what I mean? But also probably I'm guessing understanding. Very understanding. Oh, kids flying them. crying on flights couldn't give a shit. Yeah. St once My kid, I'm devastated. Before I had kids, I was raging stick a screaming kid next me for the fullight. I couldn't give a shit because I don't have to help. I'm like, fucky Well I mean like No, but you know what mean it's not my Yeah, but I could, but it's not my issue is my problem. It's not myine. I'm like, o you werere gonna take a different angle. No, no, I'm like, that's my problem. No, but I thought you were going to say, I understand understand it. Oh, I understand. It's be point is I understand, but I'm like it's not feel I've just remembered something. It's not my burden, should I say? Yeahep anyway. listen to this J just write something down. Okay What for the beef? Maybe. Wow doing our research in front of his live on the podcast. I wasn't going to mention it farew will. Great. So this lady runs to the toilet. She's in the toilet for quite some time. I end up needing the toilet. So I go and it's one of them toilets where it's got the sink area is communal and then off to the right is the ladies and off to the left is the man's. awful. Yeah. So I walk in And the little girl is standing next to the sink and the mom is looks at me and turns our back. It's just clearly cleaning something in the sink I kindind of know what's going on, but I'm not bothered and And I saw it looking and like, o, which ones the men's Wh which ones the which goes, it's there and I went And she goes She are you the you off the ty And I was like, oh yeahge, was like, Oh right yeah And I went yeah and I went to the toilet and I came back out and I'm waiting to use the sink And Seda And she realizes I know what's happened, right? And she kind of went two seconds and We just we've just had a little bit of an incident like that And the little girl Looked up that is, right into her mom's. Horror And it wouldn't have been funny if it wasn't in this accent in this accent. It looked as and she just went A done a jobby And the mom just went and I fuckking lost. Oh my Godd I that Joby Oh it was abs. Anyone doesn't know what Jobby means a shit. Oh my god. at I went I went Well done. I went Congratulations, my d and she like smiled and the mom was just like shaking her head. I was I love Jobby It was so good. Oh's so good. I've done a job. I've done a job. look right on what I'm told us. kids would go Sit me pad. B me p! God it was funn. The mom was dev. I knew if the mom's listening, I already knew what had happened. I get it. and it's fine, but it was God, it was funny.ute Babadoo baboo, baboo One thing of note that happened whilst you were away that I ha't actually got to speak year about One day There was someomebody knocked on the door. and also so the gate was open and Somebody came at the door, veryy smartly dressed man Like Like you'd had a suit on all day, but he took your suit jacket off. Right withith a delivery saying, o I'm going I'm going out shortly so I just wanted to drop these off I'm like this delivery guy is going above and beyond. He's literally going out and on his's round he's dropping off our parcel Who is he Not a normal guy, so kind of him. So I'm literally like, than you so much.'t you didn't have to do that blahy blah Did't real really like that he's a neighbor Andew whore gonna say that? Here is he? I don't know. I was like, I've not seen this guy before. It wasn't like I don't think he's peripheral. rightight You don't think he's an immedate neighbor So you thought he was a delivery guy but he' dropp something's been until he left, I spoke to him like he was a delivery guy. Brilliant who must know we're on his rounds and wanted to drop it off before he went on holiday or something. And I was just like, what is happening? That shows how ingratiated we are in the local community. I don't even know No, I just thought I thought we did though. Yeah. I thought we knew we all the kn. I just moved in you never. Sometimes you know if they'll knock if they'll knock to try and becauseuse that's that whole thing in it way where if they don't deliver it, they get bollocked. I know. sometimes they'llock it if everyone's out, they'll go fucking miles down the street. Right. okay. Well they must have gone pretty far because I was like, I don't think I've seen this guy before. I didn't see anything awful. No I didn't just like Oh wow, thank you. like rightight. So actually he's probably took it his mayo and thank you for taking that in. I really appreciate it. Whereas He thought he was I just thought this delivery guy he' at a wedding. Yeah, but he was gonnaie have to get this parle here. This is so aw. Absolutely have to get this to you. Like the parcel at the end of Castaway. Yeah and he keeps the whole time so his's on purpose to get home Oh, that is such a good film. Inscredible though. Isn't it? Yeah, I might watch it again You know that a six month gaps what you get in the shape For when to come back Yeah The dedication A a six month. so, you know, he's quite He's just like normal body shape and then the crash and they do all the first bits and then I have like a six month gap and he gets shredded and then the start filming again Because well, surely they had to do it while though were doing the filming. Yeah m's like through all the way Yeah of course because there's that one where it I think he knocks his tooth out and then it fades away to nothing and the next one there's a fish and a fucking spear lands in the fish and then the wide shot it's him just on a rock just fucking ripped to bits. Yeah L at that. you go So sorry,orry the gentleman. He was a gentleman I'm just gl I'm glad you didn't say like You know want to take a photo of it like you normally do or some like that that willll be p away of it That wouldll be payid for my good, good good Babadoo baboo, baboo It's time for whata be one be one be what one, what? so you wrote something down way? was that beef Yes, it is beef. And this is the new one that you've just remembered. I didn't just remember it. I just I hadn't wrote it down at the time, but it's just I think it's a I think as all mothers we can agree that this is something okay. All right Well, as a woman, as a mother, I know I'm about to get a lotad of shit. comeome on then. So something happened with the kids while you were away Just like Robin was misbehaven type thing and bloody blah and I told you about it because I had to implement some rules. he wasn't allowed to play out for a couple of nights and blah, blah bl, blah. Anyway's also, don't worry about it. But It was kind of plagous and I wanted to talk to you about it because you were away and I spoke to you about it. And then the next day I said like have you thought about what we were chatting about yesterday? And you said to me, I'm a holding note And I just no no, no, no, no, but I just I also have been on holiday without the kids, but I can tell you right now Don't like stop thinking about them and stop thinking aboutuff just because I'm not with them still think about everything and possibly might even be awake in the night thinking about stuff. This might be why you said earlier on that your head feels like it's about to explored because I did just switch off M Bort It's just a luxury that I'm not afforded. Well no, because it's got something to do with the fact that I know that when they're with you, they are in the best hands possible You know that when they're with me Second best. Yeah, I know I just don't ever switch off from them and thinking about st can and thinking about stuff. I know I was just honestly Yeah, I was just a bit shocked. I was a bit shocked that you were literally like Oh, haven't give it a second. Well, I mean I should I told you, I should have thought I should have I should have went ye Yeah been a thing but about it all my. I mean that that would have been better. Yeah, I should have been better. honestly For a minute I went. I went I kind of did your school I'm in this alone, I Thank you I'm not even joking genuinely for a second. I was like Ats It's just all up to me, whichich is fine. I like to know where I stand And like you do you you know, you take them to school and stuff and the sc I should have started out. If I had me time again. If I had me time again, I should have went Yeah, I know. Honestly Rose, I haven't stoppedinking about it. Whereas honestly as soon as I hung up, it was like none of you existed until you rang again How do you I need I need do you do it though I just needed gof golf' and all en comppets and game, you know. You can't really think about anything else while you're playing golf. I'll be honest with you. Well sorry, the bad Dad game The bad Dad club. That's what you Yeah Yeah in future in future just pretend should Although I know now. I'll fuck I know. I don't know. I'll be like you haven't thought about this once It's just mad, but that's just how different males and females are because On a girls trip Like us will have just talked about other stuff, but I told them all about it but I told them all about the issue. I told them about the issue. obviously making it sound like it's really it's not it was actually really fucking funny as well to be say and quite it was one of things where you know, when your kid does a thing where it's gnawly, but you go that's impressive. Like I can't tell you how much like that is Millimeters away from a high five what you've done. But you have to put you getting a bllet in for it. but I'm telling you right now about a millimeters away from a high five So is yeah. I told them about we talked about, we laugh about it and then I just, you know Got another beer Nice. I'm just jealous. I know you are. I'm just jeous. I know you are. and honestly means not a good color on I know I just don't sleep I don't sleep worrying about me kid And I hate that. I hate that about it. I really just want to be Shit, I want to be laid back. I want to be like go with it and I' fine. I' blliantep Y Yeah, that's why you're blliant. And they'll thank you for it when they' I don't want the war qu for it. That's about in fact Get it in your head now. they will knock What's the f. So why do I bother? Because you know it's best you know it's what's best for them You know it tos best for? Well, I know, but I'm very away. I said this to me mom yesterday Robert me and Robin are going to have a hard time because I am I'm the strict mom. Yeah. And he hates it And he sometimes like he hates me and it's just It's really upset. No, he does honestly, sometimes he fucking hates us because he's like Oh well, no, there's the other way around because he was asking me for something last night and I said, no, and he went, Well, whereere's mom? Ill ask Mom. So said no. no. these He will play we off against each other I know Yeah Ive seeing no. that's a difference. Can have this n I have one of them nah. You try to get a pat He try to get a pat of chil heatavave Doritos at o'clock last night. I keep call it Doritos There' only one o. I fucking hate it when you call it be that every time you call it Dororitos Fuckin It doy old. People had to go with me on holiday for that. Oh Oh God are seing it around your mates Door Doores. There's one o Well, what would we do reados You fucking N door D W O R If there was two Oors, it would be door reitors.ight. Doritos? to the O Island. Pretty much Who told it? Or Dorry doors Dor Ritos. So fucking backcket. So hold on, so you're seeing it's Dura the Explorer Dura the Explorer Or is it Dora? Oh. So che, but it's in our dooritos. We find no inaranore windos, the explore windows Listen, my peef with you, right? when he sayry everyone, he says Dorito all the time I' really upsets You would tell everyone about the But why wouldn't you let them have any Doritos? It was it eight o'clock? At night. I? And he went and got them, you got a chocolate board and pack in the door Doritos and I was like, what the hell's going on here? I went, put them back. you went, Wheres m'. I went, Did we give them a that I wish this a JNS? I w go put them back Can you phone and ask afr have? No, I can't phone and ask iffr have some door eatos I put them back open the do. Open the cupboard door and put them door eatos back in the door eat a cupboard. Now close the door So there you go. Listen. My bef with you you can't have I me can't say. My beef with you is The You always winge about this house being a bit like messy and the being shit everywhere and like not tidying up and stuff. Yet today, just this morning I went through a way some kind of cardboard mask on a straw that Raf got from McDonald's that I saw him use once yesterday. I went and put the recyclle bin and you went, Oh, don't let him keep it I a week. then but then you go, why is this house a tip? It's becausecause youre let them keep bits of shit for a week. I throw them after I throw them away after a week. Just let them have them for a week. You only got it yesterday. You can't chuck it away. Let them have it for a week and then throw it away Whats wr with you? havingt? I'm not having it I'm not having it straight the bin. if it's recycable it's going's in the joury. It'll get wreck, man. It' get. you ripp it up in tiny pieces, the pieces be all over. I'm not picking it up. You're gonna to get rid of that. I'm not get rid of that. I tried, I'm not doing it The amount of like like Party bag shit that just hangs around Oh God I know I hate it. Oh. But just you can't he's a person, you can't just throw away stuff. no one's a person. He is. You can't throw away the things. You have to like ask them Right. But if I asked them would never get rid of anything? Yeah, no, but thenote how longking flush their shits away if you ask them. Note how long they haven't played with it and then get rid of it C't just throw it because then because because what'll happen What happened go You go where's that thing. go then No, and then what I've got to do is be horrible about you, which I love. Oh Godd. Do you know they say you shouldn't do it? But I fucking love it. I know it's the most toxic thing ever and I know it's shocking and I know the Rd flag guy would hate this, but I fucking love S to them kids Well, your dad hasn't done this Well, you'll have to go and ask your dad about that because actually your dad said that when you're there, o God I felt more rel life It's dreadful but very funny. Well I don't love it though. Yeah I don't, I don't. Oh, it's pure red flag shit. I'll and love it. Yeah, I say I don't do that at all. Yes, you do. don't. You do. a time I've done that never do it won' not do it I wanton' Do you get upset when I do it do understand that We've got two boys, so'll give you I'll give you it because we've got two boys. But I'm not gonna say like negative things about them mom. Yeah, you want them to grow up knowing that women are in charge. I just think it's healthier I'm sorry. I do, I think it's healthy. I didn't ask my dad for shit growing up. I know what you mean. It was great, amazing dad, love him to death. M mom ruled the house and I think most healthy houses The women rule and I want my boys to marry women who are really Strong. And the no and they were in the house Not stronger than you, though They can fuck off There's a hierarchy here. There it is. And you need to There it is. Oh. Oh no, stoping. I'm doing this. I'm joking. I'm totally joking, but I do love slagging it off in front of the kids. Fair enough. I've got thick skin I can take it. I know. And then I know when I leave the room I'm not stupid. I know that when I leave the room you go I go out She's on a P read or something. There' a period or something girly. You know what they like? eh? So it all balances. And we all watch Andrew T. so it's all good. G. It's all. Babadoo baboo, baboo Save more on what you need to get the job done right. rightight now, at Lowe's. Get fifteen percent off, select custom entry and interior doors. Plus, save eighty dollars under the Wall twenty Volt Max two tool combo kit, now just one hundred sixty nine dollars. And at the Lowe's Pro desesk, bring us your materials list and get a quote in minutes. Handwritten, a photo or even a sticky note is all you need. Keep your jobs moving faster and on budget At lows. Valid through seven eight while supplies last. Selection ver is by location Babooabooab It's time for questions from the public You've done it different there. As always, if you want to again touch at shagmardnoid at gmail dot com if you would like to send a long form written correspondence. or if you'd like to send a voice note to the WhatsApp, it's zero seven eight seven four four zero six six five zero. All of those content ails can be found on your podcast page Well, done, that sound very professional. Iot that one. was like a blue peter Please send a self self addressed envelope if you want tond your taty bits of shity yart that you've done by Yes. Don't expect all the bit of macarooni to still be stuck out of the fucking cardboard. Very true. I've got two here I haven't listened to them. Daisy sent them last week. One's called Nu Rule and one's called toilet Rule sububstitution. Which one would you like I'll have toilet rll substitution, please.ight. O Chris, Hi Roseie I was listening to your podcast and heard the Rosebush substitution So I thought I'd tell you about a substitution that I had of my own. What's the rose busush substitution? Wasn't that someone gave someone a rose busush as a present Didn't it? I don't know. Someone gave someone a rose brrush as a present, I'm sure. It'll become clear. Yeah I can't remember. I think I'm now thinking Whiping No, no, wasn't wiping it No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it was nothing to do with that Pre COVID. So the the substitution that I received for toilet paper was even more It's on a shop The someone got they wanted a bouquet of flowers for someone and the substitution that the online shopping did was literally of a plant to roll's plant I remember rightly. Right Yeah. I got a rogue one the other day I ordered the premade pancakes. Laisy For Rve. He loves he hates my pancakes. he's horrible. It's awful So I ordered the premade pancakes. it's really up No It's really upset But then anybodyd snuffled them down the other morning Anyway, just as it says and id you know the substitute was Cheesecake brownie cheesecake? I was wondering why that cheesecake was in the fridge. And the guy because I didn't get time to check me. was like, is that okay? I was like So instead of pancakes, creps, many ready made creps They give you A brownie cheesecake? much of a breakfast is it? What's happening? I saw it in the fridge? I was like, why should bought that? It you know what I thought you'd got it for me as a little kid. Oh. them No Sorry Was it nice? I'vet had any of it. It looks amazing, but I was someone didn eating this Someone'sound lesbian Did you throw out that veg that she left? Not put it in the fridge. Good because she texted. She' texted to saying, Don't let Chr throw it away. I'lly bag of vegetables on the bench. Well she said, do you know how much sprouts are nowadays? That's why she doesn't want it. She looked like she was going to a farm to feed the rabbits driver It a bag of stir fry that shakes everywhere That shakes. Sheakes it back going with us. Like as if we're not worthy of a leftover veg. It's so weird. It's so weird that she just carry she comes and staays out of our house and just brings like, yeah, you're right? it looks like the stuff. It look like' gt of rabbits. Do rememberbke a park where there was rabbit at Roke Park It looks Roke park to give the rabbitsit. That' sry that was park in Sl near us, by the way Yeah physical. So weird. Anyway, ready So This is about to a market substitutions ye. There was no shortage at the time. ' been pre wararned that paper was not in stock So they were going to replace it. I thought I'd just have a different brand, maybe a different color Why is it? When my shopping arrived, My toilet paper had been substituted for Irene of A four printer paper. It's the most ridiculous substitution I've ever had. I I did not use it. That' amazing. What? I would not have guessed. I would not have I was gonna go kitchen rule, cloths, sponges. That's. And I went as far as towel.ious A four printer paper Are they not now would just say that they don't have it Don't know That is absolutely phenomenal. Hilarious. Oh imagine. Wite your ass with thisagine on No those was before pandemic' saying this. It wasn't even a shortage of toilet roll. That's what you brand. It was just they didn't have a brand. So Oh look, we haven't got, you know, I don't know Andrex extra soft. Show us giveiver Sarmen. Now I will not. Let's give up. You know what though? A four laser jet paper. This so this is what I find with like Do you know when you go to a coffee shop and it's a I'm not l and young people I love young people. I was young ones myself as well. And I used to work in a coffee shop and I didn't drink tea and I didn't drink coffee. and honestly Aysmal. Yeah. Probably everything I made was disgusting, right? Yeah yeah. But all I'm saying is it's like when you go to a cafe and the people serving the coee coffees, dona'nt drink coffee and they shit and you go What is this like vial anyway? Ore you saying the person who substituted it has never wiped their off. I feel like the person who substituted it is a sixteen year old boy who's probably never ever done the shopping. rightight? No, like he's probably just like Not I don't all. I think' I think there's been either it's been either a computer or there's been a really quick glance and an error. They've seen paper They've not seen anything else. All right, okay. And they've gone boom. So it's either the computeer has done it before because you see them on the little p No I, No, it's not. that's not how it works. No That's the person who drops it off. that's who's packy shopping Yes to you see them on that Yeah, but you see them on the pads going around the supermarket doing it. So before it got to the screen of the pad, paper for paper has been or they've been in a fucking frrantic rush. they've looked, they've seen paper paper and they've just got paper by it but that is so good. Yeah fair enough. Can you imagine how upsetting it would be Wipen your asss with a crisp sheet of printer paper M. God. Wouldn't pick anything off Would it? No, it would just slide. It be it would just be like a butter knife Yeah Oh I was thinking about thonged bikinis this morning because I've got a little spot on my bum And I just I'd seen it this morning. I thought C never weighar one No to this conversation. Again, people still wear them on holiday, find it upsetting Find it upsetting. Why? Just find it upsetting You just don't wantan to see someone's full assse unholded, are you? Yeah, there's just no part of us that wants to see someone's full assse. And again I'm like, that fucking that's right up your assse crack that How much of a tan do you want? Come on, man. Stop it. They're just fashionable now, I think. That's the crack N reist That's the cp, But but it's upsetting for us. The rest of the world who don't want to wear thong bikinis because now all the bikinis are just getting smaller and smaller. like Yeah. A we massive kniggas You know nontil I'm off the room goes dark. Blot out all the light . We don't need black gold blankes on holiday So but to find a full I should actually make a bikinis a full coverage asss bikini because they are raay nowadays. Really? Yeah. T get like a stylish one as well. They're just getting smaller and smaller and they just cover half your asss and it's like I don't want to constantly be picking out a wedgy on olday. We't like otherwise everyoneon't see your asss cr. I wouldd like yours to be covered. It's not picking out it lives there Yeah, it's little. Yeah. ye Bababooab Dear Chrisen Rosie, please get me anonyous. Always. I have a story from when I went camping back when we lived in New Zealand withith my auntie and uncle when I was about thirteen and my siblings nine and seven just sounds really adventurous and c Yeah, it sounds nice. I'd love to go to New Zealand you know? Same. Yeah Put it on my list. Fucking miles a win Anal stays away and time and time away in it. I know I hate coming back. I hate flying back so much honestly, likeike I can't describe how much. I think the key is to You know, sometimes if we' go going on a road trip with the kids around the country, you know that awful summer we will have that motor home whereere we go like You know your help. So you go like still want another one by the way. So you go like, we'll go to North Yorksire Right, and then we'll go further down. And then we're bumom, then we go south C. We didn' enjoy that. backack up, Nope. And then we'll go back up and then you know, we're back up North North Yorkshire and then we're on. So you honestly hand on heart didid not enjoy that? Nope. It was only because it COVidD. didn't enjoy it. If we did it now you the only good thing about having a motor home is you have your own toilet on the motorway It you go, I need a piss. I'll just pull over it and I'm pissing I'm pissing my vehicle E isn't that cool, But you know a Pringles tin sorts that out not al longer it does get soggy didn't enjoy it at all and I refuse to get another one. Ho Blank refused to ask loved it. hated it And the one we had was weet, it was French, so the door was open I'd that I wouldn't get a mo home again. I just want a caravan. The door was on the other side. so we had to pull up the other way because the was in Yeah, they're all on the same side. the door so you open. We opened our door. you could see and everyone else is f toilet slash cupoard slash bed slash living room slash. You get at just a gep lush caravan. No, because you know what? they exist all over the country, they're called hotels If you literally said the other day, I wouldn't never ever stay in a hotel that's worse than me house, but you want to stay in a fucking t have fs on wheels I'm sorry, you think my caravan will be a Tin of Farts. All caravans are tin of fs. No, they're not.' be lush? be absolutely nip and clean and lush I really want one. and then hostile and we just Clam it up, the kids are bigger now we don't have to worry so much and the dangerers to drive as well that most crashes on motorways are caribanss are involved O Yeah, ninety eight percent I read. No, is that bullshit? Yeah. I mean never ever just made that up. N never drove past an accident on the road where there's a caravan. I have loads of caravans No, don't Google it. don't I'm already upset Why room Wh why you trying to room Tiny in it Wow Muscule. What is it four percent? No donon't you dare swipe that off. Put let me see. Let me see. Let me see, Do not. Less than two point six percent. Yeah I'm really sorry. I I've got a height are we? I am Jan. Right. okay, there it is. R. Al it all make sense? Yeah always. all makes sense But the thing don forget I'm going to get cancellled because I'm d you on. You forget, L, you do this all the time ye I don't know what's wrong with me I'm this I'm that I'm this, I'm not, I'm d you on very But every month it's like you forget you have a period. I know I think that's what the one would to do I think that's the whole point. Do you think periods want you forget you have periods? No, I think it would biologically sort of programmed to forget Okay That makes sense. Oh I read about this scruff and a stupid shit all. I seen something the other day though. it's just camping and it's actually worse. Where it was like you know how periods in women's sort of internal organs have been They've done the least amount of research on them. Bear in mind the uterus. Literally is the only human organ monthly sort of like refreshes itself, like rid of all of the cootating and then the lin in and then regenerate. It's the only human organ that regenerates monthly And I've hard done any research on it Whatsoever? Really Men have never because men have all, you know, As as far as it goes back in time I've always been in charged, I've never bothered to do research on the women on the menstrual cycle I don't want to say that I think should be ashamed of yourself, actually. Oh sorry, J to get Jes to get back in the lad? you should go back in time and you should have a chat with the lads and say, I think we probably need to look at this a bit more and the go ahead. What lads What lads do you think I can talk to back in time You think that can just get all the all the all the big the clever. The biologists Yeah they were too busy looking at how to maintain erections and making medication for it Is that true Of course it is they've probably done more research on stiffies Viagra and stiffies than the have The female organs It' nor point two percent, two six percent of. You know what would make me feel better? What If we bought a caravan Right, okay For forgive you. She would do this. Y. Sorry, I'm sorry.u guys, I'm sorry. What the fuck What the fuck I am broke and I don't know if I' I'm broke. I don't know if I'm angry I'm broke and I can't be fixed until a week's time where you they go, Hey, I'm not on anymore. It's great Caramanans are shit aren't? I I'miterally gonna cry I'm gonna cry. Don't cry. I just I can't bear it, Chris What? Just how much I I'm a Mess. Yeah, when you do want an oral. But I understand I understand. And you're still funning you can still do your job. You're all good. Do know, I've just remembered I bought time out the other day. I'm gonna to have one I'm getting This don li Robin, that's the chocolate ball Robin had last night you had the last one on't fuckking hell, I shouldn't tell I should have wait do She's gone. She's actually crying. Oh God listen. As soon as we finish this, I'll send the files off to Daisy, I'll run at the shop, and I'll get your time out. I'll get you one my two fingers in it ' you're like two fingers d It's just back in the room. Tw fingers in the bt of a caron sums you up. R. honestly so easily pleased Come on then finish the story G going camp in NewZealand with when they live there with their aunt and uncle and the siblings. Go We were camping in almost the middle of Norway If I would rather have a toffic crisp just because I thought I'd get off. As soon as don't, I'll go straight to the shop. I promise. You might have to go Bay now because I don't think they do them. I think you have to buy them in big packets They don't do them singularly in the shops anyore. whatever straight Thank you. love you, M. We were coming in almost the middle of nowhay. so we had Just I've just remembered we clubs are mased and can I quickly Clean me clubs, I'll get them out of the sink and there's a go We had to Bring our own camming toilet, which we managed. Oh, Gamous despite forgetting we needed a tent to go with it. We then had to improvise with a normal tent, which was quite notably shorter than one normally used Sorry s. Right. So they've brought a camp and toilet Bce and then you need the camentolant need to go in its own tent. Yes, apparently so. Delicious so they've instead I'm only just learting it. So Instead ofter. Right. So they've done a normal one, which obviously you can't sit up in on a toilet. I'm guessing. ye Oh God and this is a fucking holiday. S Stop it. All as well, my sister and I are playing catch with a Frisbee, not far from the spot in which we were coming My sister throws the frrisbee too far so I go to retrieve it. As I'm going to retrieve it, I happen to look in the direction of the toilet. I then to my horror see Uncle pantless outside the toilet tent, wiping is all out in the open We're all going on a summer holiday. There's your uncle wiping his ass crack You forgot the bog tenil will shit in the normal one For a week or two It'll stink of poo Aful. horrible way it to live. I unfortunately saw his bare backside as well as my younger sister. Our auntie then lures us away as we hear her yell at him in the distance I assume the reasoning behind his behavior was because he was simply too tall to wipe inside the Jesus Christ I God, But I still don't understand why he did it in round about eight kids. Our cousins were also there. You might be a perfect.. This image is still embedded into mine and my sister's. I we still talk about it every night. I can see him now. I can see him, big white pale loss standing outside of the tent that he's just like crawled out. So he's shot in it crawled out of it with a shitty ass and he standing outside of it, how can he' ass crack and then putting it God Almighty Good stand at B and B. Auck honestly, I refuse to holiday anyw wayere where there isn't actual plument I refuse I'll only just go to Greece where you've got to put it in the bin where you got to put the bog role in the bin next toilet. That's upsetting I am not I am not spending my free time anywhay where I'm not shitting into work and plumbing and But the irony is on most campsites, there is toilets. There is toilet. no toilet Yeah, definitely I. All right, yeah, one hundred percent Yeah. All right. D't take them off because honestly, some of them are really lovely. You can't preference. It's personal. right, well,' disagree on that because I think campent in caravan is like mint, I think it's class. and I think kids love it but this is grim. this is upsetting. Yeah. The camp and toilet in the tent that's too big for the uncle is very upsetting. And I would be really upset if I'd gotten to catch me a little Frisbee when I was nine and I saw me uncle wipe me hisace. That would really upset me. It'suin with my ide and I'm not even related to the m. It's really bad And and you know, And he probably has a job in that and he probably, you know to go there. My point is these places are filled with people who will happily wipe their arse out in the oruban and that's my issue It's not going There youle. Okay There you go. Would you have just bent down in the tent? I wouldn't have gone. W,, but all right, you have to have gone. Did have went No Oh Chris. Are you coming on a holiday? I I went w that I went camping? We're taking a stop you there Stop you there. I'm not coming And then everyone would have slightly gone, o, get in then they come back and they go, o, we forgot the tenth for the toilet. I got a classro and added. a shat in any toilet in the house Its It's a miserable bastard. I'm not. Oh, you're a snob. You're a snob? Yeah. yeah. one hundred percent. Yeah. one hundred percent. G glad that everyone knows. Yeah. Oh o Oh, Chris Rams just showed these true colours. One shit in onene shit in a small tent that you' got toquat in the middle of the field and wipe your ars with all nature to see. Oh, Snob? ye Full snob That's being a snob. I call me a snob You've always been a snope actually. you never Yeah Mkey camp and toilet. Oh God. someone's got to clean that someone's got to clean that Publy in Baba doo,aba doo, baba Thank you so much for listening this week's episode. I'm sorry I'm a bit emotional. I don't know, I don't know. I don't know them all know that you're actually okay. you're just I'm fine. I'mute offffee crrisp now. 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