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Coming up this week's episode of Shag Married Annoyed. Chris had little accident., we can't talk about it. We can't talk about it. We' just got to move on. Just got to move on. I've got a stag I've got a stag do update for everyone, I've being on another stag do. Chris has heard himself a bj jet again.een been a busy week for me. been a really busy week We've got our beefs, voice notes and more w magic. Freaking me out this water stuff. freaking me out. Interesting email about Mormons king Yes And we accidentally name our imaginary dog G genuinely the most confusing things' ever happened to was Enjoy I'm Mrch Manning. I'm Madison Skinner, I'mv Yovich. I'm Coria Mooore. wantan to train like a Red Bowl athlete. Tell us your fitness goals this summer to enter the Red Bowull Athlete challenge. You'll get to try each of our workouts for a chance to win an ultimate Red Bull experience. D you have what it takes Take your flexibility beyond the mat PayPal. Pay nothing at checkout. 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And it's a bit complicated actually because all as a northerner and I think other people will understand this the north south divide, the only kind of clothes that I have, which are suitable for thirty degrees are very summery. Yeah. veryy holiday clothes. Very holiday Yeah, very like floral and intense. And I just don't feel like that is a London vibe I get you. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. M as it is. I don't I kind of love down there that nobody gives a shit what they're wearing. Yeah. Oh, yeah, people take the piss out if you've got a hat on. I've said this a lot of time. Yeah. I've said thiss of time. people't footw we in London I don't dont love that. I've said this as lot of times. you've got we' going to London, it's hot from here. you've got a dress for three climates. Yeah. You've got a dress for what it is here What's going to be twenty five, yeah. No, what it's going to be on the train and then what it's going be in love. Yeah yeah. I'm looking forward to it though. I remember one time I had a pair of k pair of like cargo pants that zipped off into shorts Iick How when was this? You weren't for me No, I was I wouldn't have allowed them no from Manchester. I was getting the train from Manchester to London when I was very like fishermen vibes. Yeah. Very like me dad. Right. Yeah. I'm not I remember zipping off the train and thinking I am m prepa. Oh God. Oh Jesus. And where did you just hie them in your bag? Yeah I just put them on your arms, like little sleeves, h them in down jer and I did' I think I'd probably put them in pockets because I was dead cool I didn't a bag. I don't know how I d I slagly off though, you know, because some of the stuff useded away when I was younger. Speaking of like putting stuff around your arms, I used to go on an R and B night on a Wednesday night if and made me madeate, Abbey Would wear tight, fishet tight on what arm rememember is, yes, the arm tight slags. I remember.ember that was us, that's what I want to call theme tune What was it? Tide slags. Yeah I'll sok you off. U tight slags So you be off the tab? Yeah, we just kepting on that. Okay good ice So I was really put on the spot and I was very aware that I was saying the word sl. It's weird, you now, because sometimes when I'm doing other things Maybe mel the week I'll sometimes go a little bit sexas because I'm force sexist in front of you to wind you up to get a reaction. and I sort of heoar the word slagger out because you're here saying it as well. You'reot allowed. When I'm on my own, sometimes Ill let it slip and people are like, fuckking out pig. And I'm like, Oh, sorry I' normally sit next my wife and this is normally fine. I' as the pairable we make like a one. Chris. Yeah. sometometimes, I'm horrible to men think, Oh no, Rosie, you can't do it to these men. That's not your husband. No because it's very much tongue in cheek. Tongue in cheek, and a joke. like the stuff that we obviously h ar tide slags, they'll put the tongues in your cheek. that was the other bit. put your tongues in your chek. You put your tongues in your e kiss, kiss them I couldn't think anything worse. Do you know what's so funny Ask me now as a nearly forty year old woman to go out and snog a stranger on a night out. Tongue's the lot. I d. Honestly. I'd rather die.. Can I take them to the dentist first Th we'll quickly nip to a dentist. I wanted to floss here I want him to do the scraping full mouth wasash just because full polish Wh not guys when like in fact Pe into this cup Let's see what you've got. Let's get a test. Yeah. Let's That's a good question. Okay, so the millennials are the what's the wor Millennials? that's what I'm asking. Oh, sorry. Whine fucking neck. Continue. So this is a question for the millennials and the JedXs, who are the one above us? and the Z then Yeah, even the booms, listen, right? Yeah? We all know. Much more now So what are the singles doing? arere they Snogg and tonging on the first date? or do you have to get? Oh? No, I don't think people are. B belieieve the are. No, you just wouldn't. Are you out there snogging tongging on the first date? Let we know. Are you on the dance floor stop? hey, look, hey, not many times, but I remember snogging multiple people in one night. Oh my Godd. We you serve competitions? Sorry We would have the girls who I used to go, we would have competitions of how a big p What? Sorry What do you mean You've str more than one person in the night. Oh, I thought it was just me. I thoughtry I'm embarrassed to say what I thought was the st here You weren't stood. I'm sorry you were part of the company. I was part of the Oh my god I wasn't stood. It was a statistic. You were but you were but a number. Soep five lastes I kissed that night when I was eight They were all I was just on a leaderboard, like top gear This. old tastes old tastes of Kabab saved Kabab I couldn't do that now. No chance. I'd rather die. Yeah. I'd have to at least know somebody now to be able to swap saliva. But the amount of people I speak to who just still stink mount of people I just I just think. it's not even that. it's just more like, I don't know. Yeah C talk a lot orr did it, let we know. Now listen guys, thank you so much for being here. Thank you so much for watching if you are please subscribe on YouTube, thank you foristening. Pleasebscribe on your podcast shops and we do really appreciate you coming back every time. we don't want toreg the pudd, but we really do. Absolutely. And without further ado, it's time for this week's lucrative, lucrative sponsor. Now listen this week' sponsor are very important. 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I woke at the house when we beied think guys on' than God. pissing. fully pitting after that trampoline. Yeah. That's fine. You were bald going on that trampoline the other day. V very just see us on the trampoline, get jealous. forget yourself, go on the trampoline and then think o Ohh this is why I don't. Every time I see you on the trampoline, I think fucking loved bouncing on and tramoline. But can I tell you right now I've been doing running and walking and all that shit. I do that quite often and it's not great for a pelvic floor. I need to get like it's kind of I think It loosens it a bit. so I need to I just need to do more exercisise. I'll do them now Great, well, Join us after the Inu where she's got a stronger pelvic floor. We had a fight about the jingle jingle. We couldn't set alone a jingle jingle. So this is the jingle j h like the jingle jingun Baba doo baba doo babaooab J Hello and welcome back to this week's episode of Shag Marini. Hello, hello. Hope these are all well. hope life is going okay. Even if it's not, don't worry about this. Let's just try and have a lister to this and there. Jheer up for the next forty minutes or so. This be perfect all the time, can it? It really call life. But uppdate from me, I've been on another stag do. Yeah another stag dud. Yeah Yeah. went to Dublin for a stnag d. Yeah. Tell them how long you lasted. Came back a day early stag cameame back a day early. You want of me best made stag ds. Thankfully he was very understanding. He knows what You cried with joy when I came back. I was very happy And I just you're not like Maybe both of us, I just don't think we're that u than people anymore I just I can't Don't get wrong.'ve day drinking. I can't do two day drinkings in a row. Like we did the what? It was great with the airport drinking on' a plane we got the Dublin, justust Guinness, Ginness, Guinness. Fuck me. The day after the day's Love Ginness L loveve Guinness. D after a session on the Guinness, I was sharing a rumour with made Jordan If You called me in the night after the session on Guinness He put a funnel me arsen in my mouth and poured cement into it was and let it set. I was one hundred percent believe. Oh no, and do you know what is one hundred percent belief. All right, I'm gonna tell you right now what was wrong with you as well. You' have been holding in your thoughtart No, but you will have like subconsciously got got full he got gle force winds. got wind warning. he got got the know. Oh ye, it was horrible in that room. It was unbearable. And it was already hot and the airicon didn't work. and the window opened over the restaurant and you could just smell food getting fried. It was the worst. Anyway, listen Listen. yeah. It's just honestly like hats off to everyone who can drink Guinness and have a full night of guys and be al right the next day. I felt about about fifty in stwn heavier. I think the trick is with Guinness to not eat Right. I think it's say we had a curry afterwards as well. So it was hell on. Well, there you go. It's a fully blown meal. That room was a fucking bio hazard. Anyway, listen couple of updates, right? I learn something. We were the Irish. No, no, no, this start in the airport, right? So we we got the we got to the airport and we're going through security and I took a banana. our football to have You know, becausecause I knew everyone was going to get on the drink straight awayight it was about eight o'clock in morning right? So I took bana. I was like, I e a bana first, right It was hit me Bag. What? justust I'm an old man. I had a banana old I had a banana, I had an electrolyte drink and I had a protein yogurt, right? and everyone else was like on the Guinness So I put my hand luggage, I had my little wheelie suitcase, all hand luggage, but I had a wheelie suitcase and then I had my backpack. I put them through. and you know when they go through the security and then it stops and it's like, Oh and it doesn't if it slides it to the side and down the next one, it's getting checked. Yeah get comes down, but my backpack gets checked, right? And the young rashher gets it off the thing put was this yours aren't Yeah right. And I was thinking what could it be? Is it be toiletries? Is there too much, you know, have I got too many liquidors or whatever And she went, it'll be a banana. Why? Well. I went, what do you mean? You bananaa food through. Yeah. She went She went Yeah. She went, It'll be your banana. And tell it a good one because it must have really high potassium levels because that's what set the machine off And I looked at her and Ive regreted it as soon as I said it. I genuinely meant it, but it was one of the stupidest things I've ever said. I went there We're gonna have to eat it all now. What like down in a bottle of water? When you say everyone down in their water's tragic. Oh I hate the human race That's one time when I go, God, What's wrong with her? Just leave it. No, but like just we all we've all traveled loads before. You know you can't take your water? What you bought a bottle of water for? Yeah. anyway massive one So what happened? S just sw no. and I went right, okay And then she went did it get swabed Well she went, she went it just means she went it's the bana went. it just means it's a really good one ' because it'syiver and And went well, it was from where it wasse. It wasn't But that was the joke. But yeah and she actually said, so shout out to her because she actually said, I hope we hear about this on the podcast. So thank you very much. How you go? Cut moreored it went we drank in the hotel, sorry in the airport that we went through The next day. Did you have a morning drink in the airport This is what say Its like it off When I'm with the ye when I'm with the I can't do it me. When I'm with the pigs, I always just go for it. So a couple of guuinnesses and then got there and then went around roads of different pubs. The next morning on the WhatsApp One of the lads were talking eight o'clock in the morning yeah Has anyone got my passport? I've lost it We're there for two days wo days. Did't need his passport either? Or did he? Yeah,l Yeah Dublin. No, like if you w a Belfast, you wouldn't need it. Yeah. You would need your driving license, I think. So yeah, So what where's his passport? gets up with your messag everyone. No one's got it. No, no They stayed in Incredibly they're staying in university halls. Yeah. What was it what were it like I don't know I didn't them I think they rent I think they rent them out during the summer when there's nobody staying there Oh it might be like a funky new sort of thing that somebody's bought them all Yeah There' rooms. I don't know. I don't know. So anyway they staying un Universses, he wakeakes up confine as possible So he's still like hanging, he gets up, he goes back into Dublin, city center, he goes to like the four pubs that we went to twow of them were open and didn't have. had it on him Yeah, why? I don't know I don't know old is he A man, like like L D't need it for anything. Dfinitely not. So he is quite little Littlelest of the group by a mile, but you know, But still very much Still a man. Just about a man. A twenty five now. Yeah U so maybe hoping Maybe thinking o, goarden, I've moisturizing. Mbe he's been asked for it once and he's just thought I'll not f the stuff b. So goes to four pubs, two of them are open or whatever, know, I haven't got it other two I sh goes to the curry place, doesn't open u mil twelve, freakaking out, goes back bedside draw What putting on his bedsideraw? He must have put his bedside drawer and then just forot about it. What happened is, well what happened is he opened the bedside drawer and it stood up on its side and it stuck to the back as he opened it and he couldn't see it. freaking. That's not you know when you hung over Yeah, and you're trying to find something worst. Oh my worst. But tell you about the Trying to find something in general. you know I've gone back for two reasons, right Bluetoth want toleverone in your new catch it. me my phonees,' me head ph I've given up blueetooth headphones onene, because I think that they're actually not good for our brains. By the way. you're still using yours, but whatever. And two I just lose them con just they're just they're smaller, smaller than a fucking Regular time on like what the fuck? No I think ' a very specific reason you don't lose the tamp on literally stuck inside you. I mean carrying them in your bag. Okay J just invented something Think You should have it like a book. with a big cutout like they do in prison And you should put them in there the larger case. bigger keys you think that you Be then you wouldn't lose it as much you'd carry it around in in like in a torte bag, but I suppose in your handbag I just think they're too small. Stupid, Right. You've said some stupid stuff like What the m King You probably get them Do know me mate Michael's got a little thing and it's a little pack of Doritos It's a case, but it turns them into a little pack of Doritos and you open them up. You can get all kinds of cases for the air all kinds of cases. My problem is it's just too small The problem is your No sorry we need we need to dissect what you've just said. So you're thinking E of short sh redemption, he's not in his cell press the poster to say the massive hall that he's tunneled through, the open his Bible. And there's a cutout of a toffee hamer. You think the idea I think it's quity, I think people love it. is to have a book. ye open the book and inside the boook there was a cut out thing the exact size of your AirPod case and that's where you keep it. Yep. I'm telling you right now, I've just invented something. I want to my domain now I want to make a handbag. Yeah. I want to make a handbag But it's just got compartments. So you open it up And there's a little space for a lipstick There's a little space for a couple of keys. There's a little space for your aPods and then there a little and then there's a space for your phone and everything fits in And then you just close it so that when you open it, you're like, oh, there's everything. inststead of a I can har it risling through my hand Okay, okay. whereere you're gonna to put your apple that's wrapped in a bit of kitchen roll that you always take with you I'm not saying you can fit everything in this. Great You can't Fall down straight away. We' putting your six thousand hair clips that you' taking. The'd be big space for it, thed be space for it. There'd be a circle shape and you put a bubble there and all the little kirby griffps would fit inside Kaa? Have ar made millions right now I'm not even joking, canan I make this Forget. I'm gonna make it. You know what you'd love? likeike so certain golf things have little bits for the t There's and little bits that sl stuff Yeahah littleittle bits. slush. It's lush. sl Honestly Hbags really upset me Really upset me. I think it's becausecause you' were a disorganized pig Maybe Anyway I have've gone back to the Yred headphones, which are good, but when I'm listening around the kitchen The amount of times that they've seen stuck on know have seen it's it's it's So pathetic, you're like a dog that forgets it's got a lead on and goes for someone as they're walking past the garden. You're like you get caught on stuff. And the amount of times I've seen you' either cooking or like pontificating with your hands, like gesturing and you flick the fucking wire and your your thing comes flying out and I'm like I know st a her I know and I've l I've lost a pair already so Yeah That's what I can have for me birthday the problem. Can I have that for me my birday? What? Can I have three pair of headphones Why? Yes. But I want stuff that I'm going to use. Lose. You want stuff you're gonna lose. Use, lose I'm going to send you a little list because I need a top up of loads of stuff your fortiet, you just want to topop just get that anyway and let me just get you something get you a little surprised. I don't need anything Wastte, it's a waste I want a top up, I need cleansers moisturizers, serums I need stuff eye creams, lotions, tan, lotions and potions. lototions and potions. You can just do, I'll do your little list. I the say every romance is dead. Great. that's romantic. Last thing about the stag do, which was very funny. so they was staying in the university halls and One of them need one of the lads needed an iron And there's no irons in the room and he went down at what was, you know, the makeshift reception or whatever area where, you know the main bit And he said, do you have an iron on the set lead he said, yes, can you C you? If you' got any money for deposit, it's like a twenty euro deposit whate He's like I haven't got money,' got car machine, was like, And he was like, Well what do I do? And he, Well, you need to leave something. that means you're gonna to come back and give him back. God, Wh did he leave his passport? Fucking watch Will a watch do Youet a fucking Bitlin on, which is an expensive watch will we watch do for a laugh, apparently she should look at it intently One step short of getting a like, you know, I' like monitle things out the look at it. I went, yeah, that I'll do. K kept these fucking couple of a thousand pound watch. an iron. And he went up behindy stuff and came back and swapped it back Unbelievable. That's mad. That's m Mad.believable Wow, all right, okay. And then one of the lads in the group sent a video of a t shirt on a thing with his watch in his hand just rubbing his watch on his top and v his e Okay, that's button that. And then I went home dearly because I can't handle it.ge Babadoo, baboo, baboo Starting or growing your own business can be intimidating and lonely at times. Your to do list may feel endless with new tasks, and lists can easily begin to overrun your life. 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Okay, I'm justving a big sip of water out me big water bottle. Do you remember when you used to do that all the time? Do you remember you in the podcast you were just Take a drink. Take drinks allg the time. keep me keep me whistle whet I'm keeping me whistle wet and I'd thank you to Back off. I love that phrase. What what your whistle? Whet your whistle? Wh your whistle? love. I don't say enough. I don't say it enough at. I think it's dying out and I don't want it is. brring it back justop. That's good on t shirt. Whatet your whistle? whistle Wet me beak I quite like, wet me beatet you beak What you whistle It's a bit old manoney in it's creepy, reminds us of not. D't want to kill comedy, but honestly pervert And You've broke your finger and I have Or you've done something to You've done something to it Yeah at Brazilian Ju jitsu. Yes. And it's just, okay If there was anything if you if you went to the supermarket and hurt your finger or something like that, if you did anything and hurt your finger You would be slagging that place off. so so much, right? But You hurt yourself a Brazilian juitsu You don't mention it. Part of the coursem. Stoic? No. Stoic. I just think it's because you know that I literally would be kind of inside I'm thinking Why the fuck you do this? You just keep hurting yourself So you're playing it down That's genuinely quite bad. It's massive and really swoll. Let's have a compa at the other one Yeah, that's bad. These two here. Yeah, they're really f especially the ring like the opposite the ring f. That's a bse finger. And Oh yeah, great. Yeah. can't wait, you that. It was just funny this morning because we were both downstairs. And I did this deliberately. I don't know whether you noticed. R. But you were like, o, can you can you do the breakfast? And I was like What'sa? So you J just did it anyway. Did it. And att one point I was like, I take over, but but I know that you can't slag off getting in drued from R JerJ. I can't. I can't. So yeah, again, like if I was somewhere I waswhere else it happened, I'd be suing. I. But you know It was in my defense, I haven't been injured for ages and it was a tot freak accident. No was I was there last week? Yeah, but you're sniffing for that purple belt on Somebodys no someomeone's mentioned it they were going Oh you might be ready and you're literally now. They didn't say I might be ready. They just said the record is probably not very long which is a very nice thing to say but they might just be saing keep us going. But anyway ither just after your money He's the man's not affiliated anywhere who said it. And he's a black belt. He knows he's talking about but anyway you might just see it to be nice. You might be being nice but anyway listen. And It was just someone' trying to armbars and trying and get the head over the leg over the top of my head and I tried to stop it and I hit got little legs and I hit your shin and it hurt but it was fine. Listen, my beef with you is You can't possibly have been a delight trying it to be nice. And it's related to this. I had my finger strapped up last night and you refuseed to wash my feet Jesus. What the fuck I'm sorry no. I'm sorry, no. No. I had been outside in the garden playing football with our son, barefoot and my feet were dirty and I couldn't wash them because I'd strapped my fingers up, which didn't help me at all. And I said, willill you wash my feet? and you said no. And your card is marked, mate becauseuse til death there was part sickness and in health Right I self inflicted. Doesn't matter, St inf. You washing you cleaning and wiping my awesome vagina during childbirth was not self inflicted In fact, you did that begg fruit one. whatever. This' be disgusting This was self inflicted and also like Dinner. Just wipe them, get a dent all wipe tite she fucking fe? a Detal White feet. One of the best films ever, by the way, and I've just watched it for the second time while I was on the pelloton yesterday. Sorry? pellot on? Steh, what have you done Oh your friendances Peloton. Peloton when I was on the Peloton. Yeah. Peloton yesterday. I watched the Green Book again. A ye. And the blloqu, who I love, by the way, the Italian bloke When he gets into bed, it's like the fifties or whatever. And he just like wipes his feet before he gets in with his hands and he's like that. Oh you love that. Literally a couple of weeks on the podcast Someone told you that Reese James Yeah, Ike. Yeah I know. Tld me that I had a little mat next to my bed and I wied feet on it. I'm conff for doing that, but this guy's lush for doing it He didn't have a little mat on the side you said to swipe his hands?. m masculine Al Hay in real life, I just said it was just an observation. to see what I live with. but'll see what I live with. Also Don't want to wash your feet If you was marked. If somebody happened, you are in If something happened, I've been thinking about this recently because I know I joked a few years ago, saying I wouldn't look after you. or no what I say? Oh I stand by it. No, I would look after you. I would wash your feet I would wash you willy. I'd feed you and do everything, but I would have a boyfriend on the side. That's what I said. I actually so wash your will upset me. I wash you I'd keep you nice and clean I would. I love you until that' do' power. I would look after you, but also You didn't wash your feet last night? Be you're not this becausecause you went to be D didn' and hurt your fingers Couldling other men jealousy' the jealousy. You're jeous ate onbars if you want in g Gbars, I' sure it to do You'd be quite good. Why You got hips Babooab. It's time for questions from the public publicub Public. As always, if you'd like to again touch, it is shhagged married Annoyed at gmail. com for long form written correspondence. And if you'd like to send a voice note to the WhatsApp, it is zero seven eight seven four four zero, six, five, zero. C can't believe people are still sending stuff in. Aaz love you. love it. Well love you so much. Thank. Seven years seeven years can't clap very loud becausez M gotot an injer finger dirty feet very dirty feet. And's we're still going. becausecause we're able to actually be horrible to each other, but it's deep rooted from love. We couldn't do this if we didn't love each other, you know? No, There's no way. No. It has to but yeah, I know what you mean? I do loveold your hand very. God. I can't lookook at how big it It's really bad. Horrible up. I can't feel sorry for you Try, try. No Try best. No. if I again, I know I keep saying it is yoga. If I just went to yoga every other day and came back and like couldn't walk to bed off bad hips and shit like that, you wouldn't have any. Al be like it would almost be like when you did the full week of the GS and the GS concerts and then you were tired for three days and I was so understanding Do you want to go here? How many stag days have you been on this year? How many more trips are you gonna have Oh. GNS is part of my trip allowance I will start I will start a fight I don't give a shit because I'm going We've just gone. We No we've gone from I love you. This is great. We've done this for seven years to I'll start a fight. Well because forgten that I had been married there it is. Because if we weren't married, we could have those kids seventy thirty and I could get away more in your favor In my favor, you fucking fifty percent of my childhood. No My children No way. Shut up do your voice notes, man'. All right okay Dum you Bi Hi, I have just listened to your episode on the fifth of June about the war I some buying the ws of the gears and I actually stop and message it. my voice go in. So my son had wals all over his feet all over his hands. he was about to start school. I was really embarrassed and also yeah, it just wasn't great. So we went to the doctors, they treated it a couple times, it wouldn't go away. They referred us to a specialist. We live in Australia, so it costs like six hundred dollars for the specialist And she literally, she went through them, she looked at it. She said that we had to re book in for the treatment, another whatever amount was do it Hang on. If she says that the doctor bought these wats, I'm gonna die. Right. First of all, six hundred dollars is insane, by the way. for kids wats. That's many They don't have NHS over there, do they? I don't know how it works I think it's a.ight Well it' be private It'll be like insurance. It's fucking wild going on then I think she's going to say that I think she's going to say that the boat I the sw to God, right are we it was going to be really expensive. And as my son walked out, she brought me back and she said If you just tellell him that you are treating the walls. So every night when he goes to bed, you tell him you go to sleep and then when you're asleep, I'll come in and I'll do the treatment that the lady told me to. then they will go away. And I kid you fucking n. No I've done it for about. S weeks before we started seeing a friend, I would say. and within three months they were all gone. Fas on' nity six hundred dollars together Fucking ridiculous. It is unbelievable. I know it sounds mental, but it's true Hry what Witchcraft a w? What a wt? What are ws? This is so weird. That's insane. So many people are saying that I tell her that I mean, I'd love to know where this doctor was operating from. I told the witch doctor Was it a fucking hut That's madness . So do you think it was stress induced by the kid and you tell them that it's al right? That's the whole we're saying it's bollocks, right The placebo eff. Yeahah, but the placebo effect is a scientific thing So maybe this hole I'm buying the mffee and in may o, it's gone and maybe I don't know. or stress or what stress related I don't know Woory dolls is different because a woory iss not a physical thing. A w is a physical thing. Oh yeah, fair enough By the way guys, just let you know my Verua is still alive and kicking It's got a lot better. a ten pence. I don't think you did put it in me bang off. Iuc can transfer ten pence. Can I tell you though, it's a lot better than it was, but you haven't got a Vveruota now, have you? It's getting a lot better. Maybe it was worth Maybe it knows its's worth, it's holding out for a better Yeah, ten pence is pathetic actually. Speaking of ten pence Good segue until you say it was until there's thirty seconds of silence and then you say that was a good sezg. He Chr, Rosie, So I was just catching up on your most recent episode where Rosie's talking about how much she paid for a pack of p I can be up. So not polos It was a freddle. And obviously, we know how much freddles used to cost back in our day, ten pence, but they've gone up like what with the cost of living crisis. My youngest son wanted a freddle and I paid One pound ten. No They should be ashamed of themselves. Where? No Where was this a cvace station on the fucking moon? What? One pound ten. America. What are you talking about No, they're not one pound ten. One pound ten is wild. They're twenty five I'm sure they're twenty five pence. Oh my go, what have the gone up since then No, you can get. I'm sorry, you've been done Christmas or after Christmas, they're in the selection boxes for like a pound Wild I won't have that. They're not one pound ten Google reckons between thirty five, thirty four pence and forty five pence depending where you buy it. Which is crazy, by the way. God Ten pence Loved a Fredo. Do you know what else I loved? More has They're not to They're not Tars anymore. Why not? Because Tars is not popular anymore. Looney tunes was huge when we were kids. Oh is that what they were named after I thought it was just called a Taz The opposite of the Fredto. But now I think they' turned off just a caramel Fredo was chocolate and the tasz was caramel. It was Tasmin and devil. It was caramel inside And now brilliant marker though, because I've just called it a Taz For years. Yeah. ye It was named for the character. I didn't know that But then Freda wasn't a loononey tune so that doesn't make any sense. This is what I'm trying to say to you, when are you're gonna When you're going I'm not going to get shit for saying Loononey tunes by the way. Loononey tunes Loononey tunes, tunes as songs, Loononey tunes. I used call it Loononey tunes and I don't know We have it. Mi X Ill do ied that ten for fred o. That's just been I'm sorry, that's silly. Shafted. Was that a situation where you actually like get to the countown and just pay same what I did with M Polos. Yeah one pound ten and me head service station that's got WHSith S service station written all. Cornner shop made it up That's got C. That's got multipack should not be sold. Yes, Yes. yes. madeay that up. Well done The have What did I buy as well? Yesterday I was in Jasmond. But it was an offline what in Jasmine. What are you doing spending our money in Jesm? Are you mental? For anyone who doesn't know Jesmine is a very poshish area of Newcastle,alf student, half incredibly posh What are you, don't you? I'm Jesmine T. How dare I fuck? I don't know who you fuck to I think I know. So anyway, I've got a packet of mentors N were a pound Oh they're still in the car. Do you know I had to This is I've got a problem? Your car a fucking bin on wheels by the way. Your car Your car' biled. Your car, I hate your car. I hate you. I. It's sorry, I love my car. It's not Anytime I go anywhere in your car, you've gott to wheel the wheeliein up in your car. Stop using me car. I've got to wheel stop Sometimes I do. I hate it. I've got to wheel the wheelie bin up, open all your doors and empty everything this is disgust Guys, This is the main beef between us because Chris loves to load it up in his car special little fancy car that he doesn't let the kids eat in bloody, bloody blood. for in my ye Yeah. Yeah, of course because your cararss have been in on whes. Not up been on wheels I cleaned the other day I took it to Azda and I did the Hoover, which was a grim experience by the way. and ruined a pairing me pants. Right. Just like you know, the extension, the lead that it' on Yeah, the sccouffy is f. Oh God, I was upsetting. Anyway, I took Oliver to' prom. Nice So our nephew Oliver I'm an NFie Oliver. and I've got a really nice car, but it looks shit, do you know what? Can we talk about proms? O our kids have got a little while till they're prom. It it's going to be All helicopters and fucking flying cars by then, you're gonna to have to drone them in and drop them. Well Last year, When I dropped down when we went to see Daniel offered his prom. I was like, Jeez, I went to Kate, I went Kate. I didn't know like The kids went to school. I didn't know the school was like such a rich school Because people who were dropping them off, there was like there was Rlls Royce, there was Lamborghinis. But their parents were driving them and I'm like Wh's got or someone who's got them and they get insured for the day or the rent them or the borrow them or whatever, yeah. They're hiring them Chr And I was just like, Sorry, what? Yeah What So they this made my call a piece of shit And it well it made and it been on wheels that it is and it is great Yeah. Was one of the foot steps out and one of them not? No, I think do you know it was just dirtirt. ye Yeahah, just Be I took to the car wash and now the deployable What' called footsteps Because for a long time I was for two months. I was se them. ' you had a cl 'use I've got a big car 'use I love it, 'use I've got a little person sy syyndrome.. But I was having to like hike myself up on the wheel to get washed in the room. And I was like, I'm paying the mon the month liberty payments, I'm paying for this. And I'm having to hike myself in like I'm working on a fucking farm. And I was like, I can't take me Nana anywhay in it because she couldn't get it. G. So I was like, what's the point anywayere to fixed now because I think it was just dirt. It was just dirt. Yeah, yeah, Just dirt. Again, beenin on wheels, both inside and out Congratulations. I think you're not living your life to its full extent if your car isn't a little bit dirty inside. I don't fully trust people T takes two seconds to just clean the anw. Just take all the cs and moveents out of the side compartment and put them in the bin. in my defence, right? H is out. Do you know when we' pick the kids are from school or something, or I been in the superarket Yeah. I've got loads I have as well, I make a few trips Sometimes sometimes on a Monday morning, if you pick them up on Friday on Monday morning, I've got to go back into your car and get the bags that are sat the all weekend of the back of your car That's They don't have anything in the mat of the knee. No. So they don't just stay there. Awful. get them out of the car. How about you use your car? How about that? How ADs notot if they're getting a drive through. they've got fucking no chance. They I drive through my car, it sits on the knees unopened until we get home. you are horrible. The Jewer McDonald's actually or some sort of the doewer takeaway. It's gonna It's Friday night. I put them off last week. Listen. all I was saying is I'm a big faci paying me one pound mentos from Jesmond I ate half the pack on the way home and I had to open my glove compartment going over the town brridge and I had to throw them in. And could I couldn't reachhing that So that actually some they're still there lookingy, whyy did you crash on the feelon bypass? I was trying to get them m h was back out of the cof compartment. I've got problems. Just everything in excess yesterday I bought some Doritos, big pack of Doritos and I put them in theupbard and came downstairs after me kids bed and went, Why have you bought Doritos? I went, donon'tat them. You went. No Cone. We had a bowl of Doritos. We ate the full bag. We at the full. Delicious,ough aren't there? Oh chili doing forget it. I love crrisp. get it. 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See terms at casino. draftkings dot com slash promos ends july twenty second at eleven fifty nine PM Etern timeim Baboo baboo baboo. Oh, okay, so I've got I've had an email here U it's about like Mormon stuff. So I don't but this is the thing, right? I know Lords about this because I watch the realal Housewives of Salt Lake City where a lot of Mormons live. Yeah. and also Salt Lake City And also Mormon wives. Yes TikTok Is that what's called the real Lveses of Mormon Wives? The real liives of Mormon Wives No, it's not It's called I think it's called The Real Lives of Momentan Wives Live You wouldn't like that one I don't think I'd like any of them M Curryo. No, you would. You'd love real housewives. But the Mormon wives one is a little I don't know, I liked it at first, but it's a bit ridiculous and then the husbands got too involved and honestly, Shut up. Shutobody want You shut your mouth. This is Mormon wives, not Mormon husbands. Yeah, honestly And they so it was M talk that the mom and wives did, right? Mum talkk It was a TikTok where they're just all like momormon womomen, wives. So was the one where he's got Lords of wives No No womans are ones that I've got loads of wives I'm not being ignorant here, I just don't know. Some them do. S some of them are polygamous Right so of havelos of work. But but these don' Okay But' this is so this is what I'm trying So you don't know anything about this, but I know all about this and you're going to blow you it's going to blow your mind, right? Fantastic. I love learning stuff. Yeah U I'm writing you from the US, specifically from Salt Lake, City, Utah alsoso known as the Land of the Mormons. Yes, the polygamist ones. I was actually raised a Mormon, so I think I might have some insider info you'd find interesting. Okay. For context, I'm no longer a Mormon, which will make sense once you read the rest. Right Firstly, most Mormons are actually not polygyamists that don't have multiple wives. I got you. These are fundamentalist Mormon groups who continue to practice polygamy in secret. Those are the ones in Netflix like the baddies. Those are the no, no, no, no, no. the baddies documentaries that I watch, which is mainly just toiddlers who want loads of women One step short of ac cult is what you're saying. Absolutely. Okay. But you know, But I'm sure there are Mormons out there who practice polygamy who are fine and it's okay. Yeah. that's what we're saying. There we go. covever that. There we are J just didn't leave it Anyway, I'll just tell you about this stuff. Yeah Oh yeah, the dona't drink coffee because God told them not to It's like a religious thing, like caffeine's and no no coffee's bad. But I've heard of that in religions, yeah, yeah. But they do drink U caffeinated soder Makes no sense So there's in Utah, like on the Mormon wives There's loads of soda shops. so they just drink like They don't drink alcohol,ither. They don't drink alcohol. Okay. But but they take ketamine Sorry. They dou ketamine to like go in trances and stuff and Yeah, it's really fucked up. So they won't have coffee That's fuck but they'll drink like die. All of them are just specifically the ones you watch on the tellelly Specifically, I don't know about all everybody I can't talk about everybody. Oh, what you happening there shandy? bad for you that. Get some smack. Like Behind closed doors, things get weirder Mormons believe as many Christians do, that sex before marriage is sinful this, young Morbs across Utah have found a clever way of getting past that particular rule. These young people engage in what is called soking. Have you heard about this You haven't you haven't heard about. To properly sak, a young man must insert his penis into his partner's vagina, but he must not thrust So this is like they think that this is okay because you're not really having sex You Northruston? All right. you just Dogin. Docin, that's why it's called. We've talked about this before. No doin's where you put your dck down the end of someone else's dck They don't You must know that that was the thing Have we We've talked about dog? We have, yeah. I think it's in the fourth game. I don't think's fully down the dick. I it's just awful. Just sorry to everyone. Sorry that can't that part of the game world? Well, I don't thinkkkings Re fells are doing it. No. mean mean Jordanon do it in Dublin for a laugh Past the time. I I've never heard of them talk about doctor. Oh look, I think it's a really specifically weird thing. like, you know, like freezing shit and all that st It's Okay ridiculous off the wall. I'm gonna it I'm gonna It doesn't make any sense this shouldn't call it soin. It should be called fames. It should be called dippin Yeah dipped up. It should be called parking I love docking. I thought that was a perfect experplience. was taken It was taken by a much worse one. All right. Parking, dipping. Yeah. Tasty. asting? No Just having a little lick like taste, like you just tasteing it? No, no. I think I think it should be calledark' going call P Park and I like that. Okay, but what happens is and I've heard this on many multiple things. Yeah. For some reason it's become a consensus that the thrusting is the part God would object to. I have to agree with that that's where the pleasure com from. There's better violence in it, so yeah. Yeah Don't ask me why, as you can imagine, this isn't a very satisfying experience for either party. Fortunately the creativity The creativity doesn't end there. This is when you form a friend, so to speak. Dutiful Mormon friends, usually young men, will then begin to jump on the couple's bed, allowing their friend to successfully have sex without breaking God's commandment. They call this jump pumping. Honestly right, a couple of things. F of all I thought you were going to say e basically grab their m hips and go like to me, to you to me to you, which I would have enjoyed a lot more. M J Am I impressed With the creativity of that I to found a way to get around it. So the lie on them like You're not seeing in between us where just lies on top of us you just let li there and mean other people bounce on the bed. And they think that's better than just sort a full on. They can't they can't have sex because they've being brought up ig I' sorry then that d this is full sex. You're having full sex and there's extra people there. You're having a fucking orgy. It's worse. This is worse than just having sex. apparently that's what happens so that. Well, people will always find a loophole. Yeah. goodood for them. Look at the legal system for God's sake. I know, good for them as long as everyone's consenting And they're just doing a bit of park. Good for them Hogan I just thought you might find that interesting. I find it so you would., I like being told So there's certain things I won't watch the full show, but if it tells the best bits I'll just take the highlights I'll take the highlights. Well, I'm hoping. But you already knew about this. I've know about this for donkeys Heather Heather Gay talked about it on on Salt Lake City years ago. Sump went up and down. G. Wow. How do you I don't know how they don't I don't know how you must have some serious willpower to not thrust. to just sit there? Oh my god, yeah, imagine Unbie What is can dry hump? There will be a lot of dry hum o. You be out to dry, but're not be back at the first. You can't move the same Mats's Park, Mats park called is a park up or a drive by Babaoo babaoo baboo Hi guys Hi. Listening to Rosie talking about people asking if she was missing a belt from the dress. she sold on Vintid. and it reminded me of something similar. I had one of those Phill and Teds double Booggie years ago. Phill and Teds. Phill and Teds double Booggies. Like amazing adventures Mm. I've never heard of Pillin, Ted. Whenever it's American Oh God Brand. All right, it must be It's the one where it's like a bunk bed pram where one kid's underneath fucking like Not nice. I often think the one underneath' just like on the conant Turn it at the side and see the ground whizen past' look up and just see the back of it just like they're on the worst Ryan air fllight ever. But in Phill and Ted's defeense, like Have you ever tried to push a double buggy round a sh Well yeah. Either two leng ways or wways, you more a nightmare. Yeah. you're not getting around home Borg' one of them. thoughtought it would be a good idea, but in the end was a friggin pill box of a York joke I think people say yo for Jo What? J just like stop the planet I want to get off. I've had enough people just posing in words for what you're doing? that's the thing now when people saying me, is it a typo or is it a new fucking free? Maybe I've heard of someone saying like, Oh, what he's a yoke or Leo Iduno I don't know, I'm not good. Hill boox of a York. Brigg and cocks ball. Pox's ball of a York We can't talk we' Jaordies and we see the all the timeike was a Darn Toton like what the hell? But this might be like, is this Bummy Bxpall for you Anway comeome on that, doesn'tatter. useded it literally a handful of times but sold to family friend. Oh well there She was fucking chasing me to buy a pump for them wheels as they needed to be pumped up, but I never got a pump with it. And she hounded me. Ended up telling that to fuck off as the prm had originally cost around eight hundred pounds. She got it from me for a hundred Go buy a pump, you scabby cow Still still ginds my gess fifteen years later Wow. All of that. for us Nive. because of the belt I understand Right. She's just upset Wow, why can't w people? eight hundred quid to one hundred quid.' justs done all right there. like, Yeah, go buy a fucking pum. en that she' just as enough for the pump. Some people are just Yeah. you know what I mean? Yeah. It's just not enough, is it? It's just not enough. Nothing's enough You asked me this morning Yeah if I'd get you your dog for your fortieth. Right Listen to this. Okay Can I just say it's because I go through by dog's presence, by the way. I know. I go through stages Garden as dog Pattyy is just so lush. He comes round and he's just do you know what a day He was looking at us through the glass door at the back. I'd already given stroking stuff and he was looking at us through the glass door He was one of clerest I've ever seen. He was L lookingking at us for ag just trying to get me attention. I kind of like waved at him and he looked sad for a ag just thking I was com to the door and I walked past the door. gets down, he takes me flip flop and sprints in the middle of garden the flip flop and turns around and looks at us, so I open the dog, goll give us a back. He's like, I is a stroke r he here? I was like, you clever a little fucker. Yeah clever clever once a week Yeah Ten times a day. Yeah. St clever. I was just like. St clever Well listen Hello Rosy and Chris, long T lister first time emailer. My dog Hamish is a dick No need to keep me on my job. Aamish McDick because he deserves to be shamed. Hamish is a cross between a standard poodle, the big ones. Yeah and a flat cered retriever Bite T Golden Doodle Pretty muchight. Two working breeds, which should make him clever but really just make him a high energy aw. Brilliant. I'm writing this email because you have both spoken a lot about potentially getting a dog, but I'm here to provide some harsh reality. Okay. This is what you need to hear. Okay. All right Hamish is known in our vet as a scavenger. He has had two stomach surgeries and been forced to throw up ones due to the idiotic things he has eaten more F firstirst was a whole chicken carcass can't have So e you can eat in raw Yeah But they can't have it once bons are being cooked because they go brittle and they get the shards in. Left on the kitchen counter after a roast dinner, that I love a chicken carcass Yeah. So you know you wouldd be fighting you and the doob are. Yeah. grounding each other for it That came up the way it went down so we vomited that up goodord.ood boy Second was a lamb cougha skewer The skewer. The swer. This was at a barbecue and the skewer was six inches long and was cut out of him M I leave loads of shit around. You do. headadphones. imagine how many headphones are our dog wouldies. AirPods It was still in one piece. Third was a corn on the cob. The middle isn't digestible and it was wedged in his digestive track. Dakead. I think he's just a greedy dog. Yeah.ike, you know don't give a fuck. Some of them just like eat They they willll just eat until the dad don't now we'd abuse you can't you gott to have a you got to have an athleic dog. You can't have a big fat dog or you're not doing your job. canan't out runun a bad diet I would feed that little bit fucker horrible He loves chilli we have to reados. Ros's literally being sick. He's being sick now. Nation. Now for the worst thing he has done. That's not they're not the worst. Oh. He likes to roll in things. Now you're thinking shit which has to be which has been oh my go yes of often rolling fox shit. Fox and catch it We made se as dog, Ronnie, I'll never forget. Ronnie. Oh, he was lush like he was same as Paty He rolled in fox shit and he came back to her house and obviously I've never had a dog and I was like The fuck is that It didn't what it didn't come out. O off course not Didn't come out of the smell for days. Horrendous. Disgusting disisgusting I can still know when you like I don't smell it's left such an inving impression recently, this is what he's been rolling in. It was a dead bird Yes, you heather correctly, a rotting bird corpse, which he shimmied his whole body along while out playing on a local fld. Why would you do that? Yeah She says I can hear Chris Rching from. I am because it's like get this do you want a dog, this is what you got this is the crack. Why do the I'll be really interested to know why they're allll in shit. Why did the roll in stuff? Is it like a to and get rid of this thing to get rid of it like wipe up like a something to like wipe it up and then o my I know I'm here, get rid of that now I'm I honestly don't know. Let her know. someone will leaveail little. Horrible. A few years back we went in but this is what really will really upset you. No, worse than the bird. Aw few years back, we went to Norfolk for myarent, my partner's Nanny's funeral We were walking along the beach with my partner and his parents, suddenly Hamish disappeared out of sight We followed him. I believe he's obviously an absolute nightmare. We followed him. and found him rolling along the sand, assuming it would just be shit. We didn't panic too much until we got closer Hammish was rolling a point of mysteries mysteries,. Oh I wass gonna to say can I guess I know what it is. It's not the dead Nanner do it in Northk' just take it out on the beach Take her on the beach just let her lin her, Let the tide come and take her. It's what she would have wanted. It's what the country voed do It's not the dead man I know I think I know what it is. I know it is because I think I know sometimes the water up on the beach around here and it's jellyfish No, That's not. No. Come on then. A dead sealed pup N That That has upset me so much. What you more upset about the dead seal or the lack of respect from the dog? Everything, everythingthing Dead see your popps upset us. Th This dog's are fucking psychle Oh what sound's dead are you get at me and you fucin get a bit of that, will y you? eh? Oh God. Tks a fucin lunity. I swear my mother in law was ready to throw him in the sea and leave him there. He looked so proud of himself Do you still want a dog? No, right That Before you get a dog, ask yourself how many animal cope smells you are willing to wash off your dog all the best. Oh no. And again, I will never forget Grimshaw When he had his dog, Pig ye the dog was called Pig I don't if he still got my dog. a lovely dog hyper his fuck I remember we were in a dressing room and he was like, oh yeah, f was like he's like, Th thing about kids it was genius. He was like Th thing about kids He was like, he point to the dog, he went, That fucker will never able to make me a cup of tea. And I was like, I so fucking hang on. Like Robin could possibly if I toald him how to do a coffee, he could possibly make his c coffee. Yeah for sure. D definitely go to the fridge. exly, Robin is a lazy little shit And he needs to start doing stuff by himself because he's getting older now And like He loves a bit of Mam get as a drink.' do this. and I'm okay. I'm not going to do it. shake your hand. I've got other one We're not gonna to do it anymore.. He need to start getting his own stuff. He's ten now. Okay. rightight? Yeah. Are you gonna to be on board with that? When he rolls in there, animal cockx says,'ll just hold him off in the garden. g, no more coming in the house and using that He's to fuck off. We need to have a word with the kids that the slip and slide on a nighttime is not a real like wash Yeah, this is becausecause the weather's nice. s sides every night. so three days passed And they were like, we're bead washed and I was keeping these h Be're like we're on the cold water on the sliiping slide and there's fairy liquid on. This is a bath It's not a. I mean, listen,'s not a b. Did I A What did you do Did I the other night? Get a flannel in the padlland pool and get some of the water from the slleipman's life and rub their crotches and backsides. Did Mies I did Vile You wouldn't be asked if a dog was rolling it. You would just let it. doog would roll in we'd have dog. would roll in carcasses that. You' go to let him the sof, he's all right. No, are you talking? My nose My nose You want to believe it With my nose. Oh. I thought you'd nameamed the dog. My hose come my hose I thought you'd already named the douck Mat. You think I'm letting my nose, Rud That was so weird I'm so confused God bloody, my pride and joy. My little my nose. You think I'm letting I think I'm let liver roll on the. say it enough, it's happening. My nose my nose Ramsy. No I ever forgot with. I need to say with with Is right Oh I think a fuck I've got headache off that. That was so confusing Sorry, I hateated every second of that