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Coming up on this week's episode We talk holiday buuffy. Chris saved a kid on holiday. Did save a kid. Not notot like saved up like pocker money, saved us in a life. Yeah Chris is leaving his family and going to party at a BS bar. Very excititeding.. Rosie tells her exactly what she thinks about baby showers. Oh Godd Obviously, as always, we have our beefs and questions from you lovely lot. Enjoy Your summer runs just got a boost of energy and Lulu Lemonshake it out shorts Made in our ultra breezy lightweight swift fabric, the Shake it Out shorts have a flowy, layered hem and a comfy built in liner. These shorts keep you locked in for miles with distraction free storage and a waistban that doesn't budge. They might just be the shortcut to your summer goals Shop the shh it Out shorts now at Lulaleemmon. com studies Come together on a Windows eleven PC. And for a limited time, college students get the best of both worlds. Get the unreal college deal, everything you need to study and play with select Windows eleven PCs. Eligible students get a year of Microsoft three hundred sixty five premium, and a year of Xbox GamePass Ultimate with a custom color Xbox wireless controller Learn more at windows d. com slash student offer. Law Supplies last ends june thirtieth turns at aka. mS slash college PC Hello, you are listening and possibly watching Shag Minoid with me, Rosie and my husband Chris. Hello. Hi guysy. Hello He It feels like we've had ages off because we banked a couple before we went away. I know. I feel like we haven't done this for ages We only did it last week No, No. Yeah Yeah we We had last week off. Yeah. Yeah yeah. All right. And we haven't seen much because I've been away for work. You've been away, you did a little excit work thing that we're not allowed to talk about at the moment, but I'm very excited to tell everyone about it when it finally happens Yeah. I've just realized I've got a watch tan line on my hand. Oh, that's cute. Oh that No, that's very Oh, that's very dad That's very like you have an old man in life ye. Is that Yeah. Be when you're younger, don't wear watches. No you don't I didn't wear watches for years. I don't think I wore a watch until I was a comedian All right, when you had to check the time. I I time myself on stage. I didn't I had one of them. I fucking loved them. I had one of them. The casio one. Digital one but with the metal strap. Nice. I really like that But yeah, I had a holiday watch on just because I can time just How long I've been in the shade So I've got me holiday. I' got dad things. I've got me holiday watchatch tan and I've got me heat rash on me arm. Have we not done it since we've been back holiday? We haven't done it since we got back I've got stuff wrote from the holiday and I'm thinking, but it was a while ago, but no. Yeah because we didn't. We got back we only got back last Thursday. l Honestly, the dayays I'm lost. I mean this is less a podcast and more of a like a life admin check up. Yeah chat. justust a family chat. Didn't have a lovely time. Do you know what it is? We had a bloody lovely time and it was fantastic. One of my favorite holidays and I think it's just because like you're not Wrying if your kids are going die all the time, R? because they're a little bit older. Just that a little bit older and just like I remember when they were little and you can't You can't sit down because they get up and then they just run around and you're by the pool and it's wet and it's like they're going to crack their head open, they're they're gonna smash their teeth in. They're gonna drown. like you know, it was just great, oh my Godd. we haven't had a debrief about the little girl who nearly drowned because her mom was a useless bitch. I can't believe all of this. It's right should made Probably apologies to everyone listening. Me and you should have just spoke to each other just before this shows how little prep beforehand. all this podcast is off the cuff because you think we've already spoke about the holiday on here, but we haven't spoke about the holiday here. So everything has come out of the floodgates there. I can't believe you're already on the woman who ignored our child so much that the child just jumping in the flo. let's let's go into it. I had a scream across the pool So basically there was this little girl and she was only three She three and she kept coming over to us because she was playing with Ra for a little while. She kept asking me to play with her, which As you all know, I can barely stand my own kids. So someone else's child trying to make me play them O me fucking holiday of all. No, but you kept asking I' like honestly and I know she wass only three and God love She was cute as a button and She's a three year old so it's not her fault but she had daddy issues. She had pure daddy issues. All she wanted her to do was play with the dads. She just want She just kept likeike latching herself ono her dad. And I was like, and I couldn't couldn't keep my eyes of her because she was just walking around without arm bands on. clelearly couldn't fuckking swim. Anyway. so we ended up sorry, can I just she was very much exercising the Chris Ramsy method of making friends on holiday which was standing next to Peter oneneplay, but although she did a more a more direct app she would just go, C I play here with you She was just sing can I play with you and I like, you know Fair play As an only child myself, it's a tough thing to do, which was only three inches already most. She'll be a fucking professional by time she's six. Yeah. She'll be friends. like so she was playing with Rraith and Rraithe was a bit sick about her shit because Raith was like, stop asking my dad to guess that thing from the bottom of the pool. L she my dad thing and he doesn't it sinks, it sinks and I going, I know it sinks.on't throw a ganks I'm not getting it. And then I kept going, whereere's your mom? And I knew where her mom was because I could see her over the other side of the pool on her fucking phone. She was in Gys she was fucking judged like She was getting judged. Well, then it turned into everybody around the pool was very much like Be this kid had like latched ourself onto every single person around the pool. Everyone was like, My mom's just not even watching anyway. So then what happened was I kept in where you ended up having lunch and so I was like Fuck off go and find your mum. Yeah. I'm not giving you any lunch like you know, anyway. And so I was keeping an eye on her because she didn't have any ym bands on her And and then all of a sudden, she jumped in the pool? Yeah, She jumped in and we were on the side of the pool. She was throwing a ball. She this guy and a kid and a guy in the guy's kid and she was like canan I play with you? And the guy threw or something? And she just jump in the pool And the bloke was standing there looking and she fucking went under and I was looking at her and she went under and she didn't come back.'t come back. And but the guy was just looking at her just looking at her head bbbing under the water because you don't just want to grab someone else's kid because of the day and age we live. So I stood up on the sunbed and I went mate God swim. And he obviously immediately grabbed her and took her around. Everyone looked at me. and then the mom, you know, came off Instagram, thank God or whatever fuck she was doing and came and got the kid But it was like you had to stop me from going to sa. was you were going go and sa. So literally it was nuts I was seingving loads of friends that day just because I saw thing Well because like everyone was united about how much they fucking hated this woman and no one went and said anything because obviously you know, we didn't, we all just gossip about her behind our back. But I read a thing online recently that said the best friendships are made by the mutual hatred of someone else and It'sue. made some friends for life that day. But then for the rest of the day, I had actually make an effort. Did I tell you what I heard as well When they were in the pool together, the mom and the daughter, because you know there was a block with them So I thought it was the grander, but was a grander or a great grandnder because this man What was inies Early nineties. Yeah And then I heard the girl, the woman who was about my age younger maybe. She was a bit younger. Sorry She she was younger than.. Say it to the daughter, wave to daddy. Yeah. And I thought T dad No one should need it looking for lot of younger models of Dad. It was really It was veryway. It wass actually this is the first time we've really talked about it. we actually got quite dark and quite deep just on the intro of the podcast. Yeah So and there's absolutely no way that she'll be listening to this so Oh, definitely not. honestly, if you are Shame on you because your child, if you child you owe me a massive massive debt of gratitude because my wife was going to come over and ring your fucking neck that day and I stopped her. Listen let's keep it light, let's leave some other stuff. Let's move into let's pay the bills here It's time for this week's lucrative sponsor. But first of all, thank you for watching, thank you for being here. Thank you for listening, thank you for being part of it. Please continue to like and subscribe and all that st, but it's time for this week's lucrative Lucrative sponsor. I don't know if I've mention this before mayay have mentioned it before in passing, but it's definite not been the sponsor and it's starting to do me heading and I'm going on a golf trip tomorrow and I look forward to seeing it all again on my golf trip but I'm in Spain. This this week's sponsor is Omlet station on holiday. Oh o. Why Why, why people queue up for the omelette station like they are giving out the fucking fountain of youth like an omelet is the most incredible thing. That fucking can I rows of men standing what? I disagree. I do not partake in the omelette here. Right, exactly, neither do I because it's rows and rows of men like they've never had a fucking omelet. they're like. It's a couple of fucking eggs in a bit of a guarantee a guarantee hell. I guarantee they don't eat oeletts on holidays. I' never known anything like. I think it's like I've never known anything like' special like, oh, it's being made fresh I've never known anything like it. Yeah. Fulluck like men just in a c in the there's an omelet station. There's an omeelt Omelet can getin in my wa, wait wait waituck fuck think o'mt fuck up here. Rortter You've got me attention B What's in a photata I didn't mean pato. Oh there's a bit of tat ye as well for tat Oion, potato egg. too much. Like peppas in that L o over t I put omelet No I just I can't I can't get over how much people lose their shit for the omet station. This it's the most packed part of the breakfast buffet. Fuck it go and get an egg. I tell you what, I lost my shit over on my breakf I' love a breakfast buffet. You do love. Literally kids love a breakfast buffet. Oh Oh God I. Alth should be co called for the kids. Let's all go and put Nutella on my t shirts for the day Yeah. And also like Cana this is just to all of the restaurants abroad, right Can you just not put fucking muffins and donoughnuts on your breakfast? Why are you doing that? That's a lot liking it yeah. Like Why are you doing that L work because Like it's holiday and you don't want to I'm like, yes, M' on holiday. I'm literally like I in a nice ey. I don't care. like Robin just has Cke for every drink and I'm like, I don't care on holiday, Bush your teeth nice. But can we just please don the fucking donoughuts at the breakfast Rf, why you know the little he loves a board cake with cook like Mandolineine He's just every day's just like, I want two boardcakes. And I'm likeack There's your sugar spike for the morning. Oh. And then waffles with nutella pancakes. And I'm like, please just, please have three bites of a at all Pase with a lot of craes. What I loved on the breakfast buffet. like Spanish melon Oh, tell you what. Honeydew melon h Oh heavens up Oh Heavens up Unbelievable. Also I'm like I go full continentalally like you hate my breakfast morning breakfast because I'm like I'll have a bit of smoked salmon H me Melon And also what they had there was the con, you know, the like greater tomato. So I was having like bread with greater tomato and then like Black olives. Yeah. you're basically having a brushchetta Some bal and some fish for your breakfast. You can keep your omelet in. I can have an oelet at home any day Although I can't anymore because loose eggs M it should be s So but I was just loving my life you have it stop yourself from having doughnut. So that's basically your summary. That's it. Kids at' Sur every morning. A little girl early round are technically saved their by proxy by shouting Rusing punched their mom And yeah, everyone goes mild from it I You're right actually the Do Mat for hate it. Just if the fucking ten deep quQ what has' nototiced about our life, we don't go for lunch. We'll have it on the sunbed like L I don't like getting dressed when I've got cream on. I don't like get dressed. And then I'm like, how much do you eat in a day and all day? L And I'm a greedy fat pig and we all know this. I could eat I'm not this is not me is some almond mum being like How much do you eat? But how do you go for the buffet breakfast and then go out again for lunch and then have your dinner the night? Well, again, it's holiday in and it? it's the same reason why're ha waffles for breakfast because you're on holidy, it's excess. you just going mental. for next holiday. Yeah because that was just a five nighter. I'd rather have little holidays. Oh, I'd rather have two little holidays. Wh was them in two weeks? I'd get goout. Yeah so in the summer we're going away for another week. I'm going mad. Yeah. I was careful on that last one. with any contom or her. I'm going mad. So what we'reldking you're gonna to instead of brchette for breakfast, you'll have slice of pizza, instead of a smoked salmon, you'll have a full fried cod with butter inststead of melon Um 'm full Elish I'm doingre you going go f English?' doing the beans I'm doing the comp collllege in college and f English Yeah. you You you have to shout here, ye, here,a beforehand that's the rule After showed here, you he, let everyone know that you're have en no f English. We had a fight about the jingle jingleun. We couldn' set along a jingle jingle. So this is the jingle jingle h like the jingle Jingun Babaoo babaoo, babaoo bab J Hello and welcome to this wee' episode ofhark Mar andn Hello, hello hello. Whilst on the subject of the h wholeiday. still fresh in my mind. Yes. Should we I don't know if this is gonna upset some people or whether people will agree with us or whether they won't agree with us. All of the above. Can I just say everything you see now on any kind of medium, whether it be the internet or teley, mainly teley depends on what the show is one sure are very safe. anything like this will upset and delight and annoy be indifferent for everyone Well this all be ab. This is going to cause a divide. Okay. And can we just really quickly joke? We haven't okayed this, but okay. Right. We're going to talk about partarties on holiday Yes. What in the Fest. ye Please dad don't dress all in white. Mortification, the whole family look like they're going to get christened in the swimming pool. It's horrible. you mean baptism night That is a note. Yeah Oh I can't bear it. So yeah so we're in a hotel and everyone was like, We are the minority because everybody else was absolutely buzzing to the point where I was like This hotel because was there's no fucking way. People with kids, there is no fucking way you own a white item of everything. N way unless you've specifically done it for the fact that this hotel has a white party Which way It's not like a party.s notothing was different. Everyone was just wearing white apart from us Nothing was different. It was I fucking hated it. The worst it was though, before the white party, everyone was at the buffet in all their white gear. And it was just like, I'm talking white fucking shoes, trainers, shit horrible I've got a fucking five year old. I don't wear white. I don'. ever I'ven't worn white for years since I had kids since Robin was born. I have not wororen white. It was just horrible. It was very cultty. It was just weird and I just didn't enjoy it.is prronounce that slightly. C Anle It was just the madest thing and but I know people love it. I was speaking to people around the pom and they were like, o yeah. Last year, when we went to the one in Greece and had a white party it was the best night. We're all in white and I just thought That was it. That's what you want you want a uniform, You you want to all be wearing white. Do you know what want to do? I sat at that we sat, we didn't stay long. We sat there and everyone was sitting around. I had whiteacket on? I a bit embarrassed I thought, don't think that I'm getting involved in this. I wanted to walk aroundound the table at the table and go, you enjoying white party? And when they go, ye Yeahah I want to lean in and go. Do you know who else enjoyed white parties? Oh He dididdy. Well yeah And then I wanted to walk away to the next table and say the same thing It's a very American thing. Yeah D know, is it becausecause we're northern It's because we're we're born. What No, no, because it takes When we were sat at the Y partarty, Ion M Brain thought of our big large friendship group of everyone we've ever met in my life and I could think of handful of people who would be buzzing. Yeah, yeah I. I think it's us. I think we are the minority who do for the He has a question then. okay, goodun at your head. fancy dress or white party. I'd rather go to a fancy dress party. It feels more I hate both. canan I just say No, I like fancy dress. No. I like fancy dress. I hate both, but can I just say A one not an aate too. I feel like the White partarty is like a bit of a Pause as version of the of the fancy dress part So I actually have As someone who hates fancy dress, I've got more respect for fancy dress. Because fancy dress can be fun and it's funny and you go up funny Yeah with everyone being over it'sny for thirty seconds. Well, you hate fancy dress, but that's fine The White Party To me was just an absolute cringe fest. It was horrible. And it was horrible. And it was all that it was do you know what it is? I get it and guys, I'm sorry It was the dad's that I hated my There was dads. Dad walking around in and white lining shirts and white shorts. You and you white. Oh was fucking It was like a dad's advert. It was so strange. It was just the full it was the family it was the Instagram families full family. All together, all wear and white. I thought, arere you not embarrassed N'm not embarrassed like I don't know I'm say sorry can I just I just want to put in though? Okay. Robin gave us shit for not getting involved in the White party Be he did. and I want to say it Dick E, when you stop spilling nuteller and everything you wear you can go to a white party. Although can I just say what I think most people listen to the podcast now are thinking We just got to Tss as hotels now Yeah, I think I think we do No, but I can imagine it' happening at a lot of hotels. I think I think it's a new it's a new thing. happened before a night before when we were at? Yeah. ye. I think whyide Party is now becoming It's the new baby shower hit baby. sorry I knowre in your box. back in your boxry. okay back in your box. amm I weird? you're gonna have to look, C you did you enjoy having to issue an apology the other week? because you're gonna have to issue another one the way you're going? back in your box. celebrate Your ownborn child. When it comes I'm going to buyak sorry L like I didn't spe like I didn't. I am holding a baby shower for one of my friends soon, so you would think I love them because I've held baby showers at the house for loads of people I didn't have one myself. I didn't have one for either of the kids because do you wantna know why I can't drink alcohol at this party, so why would I come don't. will be thinking in say Yeah. Stephen Barl would have a lovely time, M. Absolutely not. I and planning Virin. I'm going to a baby shower next. I'm a minority because I think everyone just loves I think people love an event. Stuff I don't think we like events. I think that's the problem. No I love an event He love a hen party I love like but o let's sniff nappies with and babyies. Sorry who sniffs nappies? It's talking about. It's a game that you have to do at a baby shower. I didn't know about this. Let's let's all That's all guess what in the fuck can that be? That's what It's again, explain What do you mean You haven't explained it, E explained the game it was now The people who are best friends of the woman who's having the baby will fill nappies with different kinds of food and you pass them around, grown women with very important jobs possibly, and you all have to smell it and guess what it is And I want to die. to look at it You look at it, you smell it. And then also sometimes they play games where there's music on and guess how many times baby's being said. Honestly, I could think of one million other things better to do than this. I stillel right, rewind that music game's awful. rewind s the whole whole thing's aw. Are you blindfolded when the past there the nappy round and you have to smell it. or you have you can so you can look at it. you can go lots of cheese. You can go This is this is cauliflower. reated it can't even now I don't know, like it's just shit. it's just Chris, they they're stupid. That's horri. stup. I think problem is and my problem is as well. I think you're against American things that are forced on us. Yeah. Halloween, baby showers, white parties that all fall under that Yeah P think all sweet sixteen can know if some of them I can get it because prom is like really sweet actually. You've spent your your full like childhood with these people and you celebrate and finishhing school. I think proms actually or amazing. I like proms. It's just I've just got a thing with baby. I love like Hindu. I think Hindus are great M Baby showers I'm just like Tevin Obviously I've never been Okay I'll be invited to one, thanks, everyone. Look at you I just think, yes get all your girlfriends together and have a lovely little day, but the minute I get a cardboard thing put in front of me in a pencil, I want to die. And I wantna go come and not just talk. C and just get together. And this is lovely. everyone's dressed really nice and I love seeing me friends. and o, there's lovely cute little sandwiches and little cakes and it's really it's lush, right? I love an excuse to get together as women to celebrate something. It's the pin the Dale on the Donk kind of crack. I'm a grown up. I'm a grown up I guess what your baby's gonna wear because you don't Fucking care. And when your baby comes, you'll tell us and now they'll go, o wow But I've got a better pound, do I Great. Okay meeasure the string. big How big do you think the belly's going to be? You've got to measure like the string. You got to have a conversation with someone going, Well, I think you No, this is awful. I didn't know any of it. Yeah amm I alone here, but I just think The horrible They're so shit. I had no I haveve never paid attention. anything you've told me when you've got back from a baby shower because that all sounds good. I tell you right now don't don't I don't do any of this stuff. Wow. I sit there and everyone else can do it and I just drink. No Get your fucking games out. I hate games. you do Get your fucking games out. I hate I hate organized fun Yeah Let's just get together celebrate that you' having a baby, which is great, but you know what it is? Y your feet hurt You're literally about to drop a baby do you want to be? Yeah? Probably not. No see, you can't drogs go up.rogs have got a bad one. We go up, we wet the baby's head. Let's all just got on the piss afterwards Hence why I didn't have a baby shower. did not have Be I think waste waste of time a waste of fuckking money. Listen But Rebecca I'm really looking forward yours and Shannon We'll have a great one 't you' can gonna have a BB show for a next one. to be normal Bab doooabaoo, baboo. Pandora jewelry brings the sparkle to your summer, now with even better prices. 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Right BS Bul This hotel testosterone filled Grossness. What do you mean a beer spa? This hotel has a beer sp. Explain I've got right. I didn't know what it was until Carl Hutchinson, who's coming with us on this golf trip, even though he doesn't play golf It is for fortih though, so that that's why he's coming. even before forty isn't for a couple of months, but you know, it's just a time away with the last BSpul is a unique wellness experience where you soak in a tub filled with water infused with beer making ingredients like hops, malt, ye brewers, yeast. While popular in Europe, especially the Czech Republic, they are increasingly opening up in other regions. They'll stink. The soak. You relax in a bubbling wooden or iron tub, the ingredients are rich in B vitamins and antioids which are belie to hydrate the skin soothe irritation because of there's no way you're getting in this. Promote relaxation unlimited beer Most bars offer unlimited beer on tap right next to your bathtub for you to enjoy what is this is horrible? I'm telling you this is real Look at look at these dudes, Look at these dudes enjoying it But these dudes just Is the women because I'd get thrushed from this. Is that women in name No My question. I would get wine wine one. My question Do they change the beer? No Be so I don't have to change the water in me cold to my hoto because as the guy from hotel play said Our hot tub is and this is a direct quote, the best kept residential hot tubbiess ever seen. Yeah. That's me. I should work at Center Park. I'm very proud of that. people have t that too. Well you do keep it and clean. But also it's just us Yes, put pH levels, chlorine, sorted. Don't have to change the water that often. Although you and' metater being in it. Yeah it's like a fucking It's like a hot cabbage soup after them. A do I don't change how can you can't add a load of chlorine and stuff to fucking beer. Yeah' not beer anymore. I can't believe you're thinking that this is a good thing to do. I'm going after one of the days of golf I'm going to boot in for the BS bar. D it reminds me of. Do you remember and I cannot forget this Sticks in me I think of it quite often, right Do you remember when you told me on your stag dooo that you were all in the pool and you it wasn't my stag do Well Wh whose staggoo was it? It was another It was a mate of mine stagoo where everyone stood and You told me you didn't see any me go got the toilet. No one of the toilet. It was a good three hours, three or four hours. one everyone was just drinking pints. and the whole corner in the whole corner of the pool where we were I'm not joking to smell like a toilet It smelled like a public toilet. It smelled like U Rhinal. It was it was the worst. It was the absolute wor. And I remember thinking This is just sixteen lads Pint after pint after pint for three hours pisted in a pool. this is horrible And their family's on this holiday. No that better the pool. God guys. I think about that Think about it, nearly every time I say a swimming pool It's really sad, it's really upsetting. And they just that gives us these vibes as well. Very much excited for me BSp. c Okay. Well, let's know what it's like So on the subject of this, because I'm going away and so I went I was with me M at the weekend and we watch them. haveave you heard of BKFC Bay knuckle fighting Champions. Oh o I've heard I mean. I think Conn McGregor owns part of the company the guy, one of the guys from Jeordie Shore that Aaron Charmers who's now a fighter fought at the weekend. and remi M to watching it. and there was an advert on Dururing And because it's our for' coming up, I've sorted this out for me and M. K F See. L SE E What? Binnuckle fighting Change Bar knnuckle fighting. in the same trs It was an advert and I thought she's going to love that. So M knew, we're go on the cruise, right? four days to go out to see Its it's all the fans, all the fighters And we go on a cruise and it's at sea they have a b at a boxing fight at sea I' saw it for you for years. Oh my God, I God Oh who's going on that? Is it like Can I just say First of all, I didn't know it was a thing. in my opinion, came up with the title first. It's just They doing They're doing a lot of like things on a cruise now BKFC. It's disgusting. You would I would I can't think of anything you would hate more L Just horrible. Do you know herear something? Yeah. Do you know there's a Celiac cruise Wow. Wh it's a cruise for people who've got celiac disease disease. Is that disease Is that what you it's glutenel gluten it's severe, you know It's a really bad one, yeah. Yeah, because I imagine if you had a child who had who was celiac. Yeah. you must constantly it's like an allergy, right you must constantly be worried like if I bin and not allerg Because it's in everything. Yeah. O the not one must be ye. It must be really hard. So yeah there's a cruise that you can go on All of the food, no matter where you are on the cruise is Lut and fight So it just takes away that worry Surely that's not what the entire cruise is based on. No, obbviously there'll be entertainment and it'll be like a holiday, but it's just that all of the food is prepared. So what you're saying is there is cruises that are gluten free is what you're saying Full cruise. Right. So the cruise is gluten free. It's not a Celiac cruise. Is it called Celiac? But well it's not. They are missing a trick if it's not called that You should not makeaking light the see like there. donon't anyone get upset U yeah, so BKFC not up for it No, I'm not up for that at all Baboo baboo baboo. So I've been saving this to tell you so the wonderful Daisy who produers and edits this podcast and icked her out hugely the other day and I've been saving it up to tell you. Right. So We went there was a party with our management ages ago and we met we met her fella who's l. And he playays golf. Right. I me him got talking about golf. And he said at some point he was going to come up to the Northeast with his mate and a few golf b busses. I said, I' let us know and I'll come And Deser was like, look, you don't have to. And I was like, Disy, what you don't understand is to Golf You literally a stranger. Yeah, you literally just need a very side connection to go on a golf trip someone. L it's ridiculous and the other day she just text show. And the other day she just texted us and she was like, what to about work? And then she was like, O he's playing golf. me feell' playinglf on these days, by the way, in the northeast at these time. ye. And I went, all right okay and I put the diary. I went, that's ay diary and she went, o, nice one. And then I sat on thought for a bit and then I texted her back and I went, Disy, I went you know you've just arranged a play date for me and your fella? tag trackking massive c of letters that is so true.. Daisy arranged a play date for me and our fella we're gonna to go out and we're gonna to go in we're Ky. Oh, that's Katdy. Oh no you just lovely. Oh funny Babadoo baboo, baboo So listen, before we get to our beefs, I've got beef with something in the world at the moment. Okay Well being very judgmental this whole part I' I'm stoping I'm putting the foot down I'm going the six g, I'm going for icons on the Weather app on the iPhone. I don't want to say on Android starting really fuck me off. What do you mean? So I looked I'm going to Spain, play golf of thats, right? againgain, hoverry this up. and it looked I looked on the weather. I've had horrible week because I looked on the weather, only thing I've got if I'm going anywhere I don't know if anyone else does this.' going Yeahah, yeah you have it saved. A good before you go I'm going to Malta next year. I'll just check the weather every fucking week until I get there. I think hundred. So it's like I've literally swiing all the way down and I get to the end where it is And it said some I'm going on there Thurs, Friday, Saturday Sunday,ight? So it said Monday, blistering Blistron heat, massive suun icon, Tuesday, massive suun icon, Wednesday, massive suun icon. Thursday. Thunder and Lightning. Friday, Thunder and Lightning, Saturday, Thunder and lightightning, Sunday, Thunder and Lightning. Three of morning Gues Why? I know. Why? Do the icons, it puts the shitits up y. I know. It I got just do a couple. It the ultimate pessimist. I look I saw I went I was with the large and I went You fuck seen this? I went. I went It's done rel now while we there? Joordan me madeate, you went, Go on there. You went clook on it and go on the p it. S prepitation partarticipation. Go on the participation. I'm going to say I don't genuinely don't know how to say it. It goes go on that Midnight or one. Yeah Midnight or one on Saturday. Therefore. The entire icon is a fucking thunder lightning with a big fucking lightning Just Chris the light to fuck with They just like a fuck? Every day. And I'm talking one of them it's literally and it's under the it's under the minimum. It's a tiny it's literally just gonna to go like Yeah. And Do you want to get serious Never. Okay It's got nothing to do with what you're talking course it doesn' I seen something yesterday on Instagram Do you know what Erin Brokovich has got she's gettinget involved with stuff Sorry, I thought E B Is that not a film? Yeah, but it was based on real person. E Rotfidge is a real person. Yeah. She's alive. Yeah. What is she She, I've never seen the film She lived in a town where they were fucking with the water supply and everyone was getting ill and she was like, what the fuck's going on rightight? And she was like a single mom didn't have much say in the town or whatever, but she was like, Nah, not having this. B Lint basically is that is that The exact code from the back of the DVD. Yeah, that's exactly wor it is. Singlea lives in a town. No, I'm not having this. I'm not having this. This summer Yeah. Strap peopleoton She's getting involved now with like, you know like AI and Chat JPA and all this shit. Yeah. It's literally using So much water. Yeah to cool it down. likeike the to I put it in space Well, apparently what she's noticed is she looked on all of like the trackking they're putting it already water deprived area so that it'll not flag as much. And it's just like, what what what why theyre doing this? Money They do. Well, I know they're really rich. But now I'm just worried because the Volgar bunkers And the don't give a shit? Yeah ike, what what? The fact that they've all build bunkers no one has really said anything. I'm just gooded. I'm just like, well, we're not going to do anything I'm not going to use it anymore.' got I've got rid of it. Yeah Yeah, I used it. You paid for animat. Well, I know, but because I didn't You don't know any of this Yeah, no, so it's using like an unholy amount of oil. Ridiculous to cool it down. and it's like, well, so what now we're just gonna The whole world's just going to end up being in a drought and like We need water. Yeah Yeahah. but that yeah. But then what happens to, I'm stupid? What happens to the water? Does it evaporate and then come back or does it just notot at the rate that that they're using it. Really? No? But anyway, so good luck, Earon, please. Please get sort this shit out and they' make a film about it. Billionaires fuck off Just brok off Yeah Yeah Ruining the world and building a bunker. It's a bit shitty like. E everyveryone's gone. Oh, have you' just done that and that's questioned Well and then that'suining something and that's using los of resources. and you've built a bunk? Wh together? Why have you built a bunk? For your whole family you and your whole family Mart. I just don't know why Anyway, I can't think about it too much because it just really I know why But at the same time if you don't do anything, it's just like, well anything everyone just winds each other up about nothing happens because nothing does happen because they're too r powerful. There's nothing. I know, I just don't think it should be allowed I just don't we about them. Well, surely that's what the government's for. the pay the government off. Well, why do you think I hate them all? Why do you think whyy do you think I don't trust I just don't trust anybody? And yeah, right? they just all want loads of money, but then But then what theyre going to do when the world's fucked and they' living in the bunkers? L live in the bunk Well li in the bunk' robots they're living in theunkers and they'll be fucking they their robots and they'll somehow get their head like like fallout. They'll have that b I think watch fallout at the minute as well. Oh you're not fun to watch fallout with, by the way. Every five minutes man she goes, this could definitely happen. this We're not far from this happening. and I'm like, Oh fuck, can we just finish it and go to bed Baboo baboo baboo. Ever wonder where Tropicana got its name tropics And every time you enjoy a glass, you're not just drinking juice. you're taking a trip Stepping into sunshine and embarking on a flavorful journey into the tropics where ripe fruit is crafted into wildly delicious juice. And the best part, no passport required. 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I can't believe you've got one because you've been away working and I've been holding down the fort and I am a bloody delight these days. tryry your best it's from the holiday Oh and got you got a new little saying on the whole day, which you've never had before. But you asked me possibly about five times a day Is there an animal on us Is there an around me? I you talking about? From I can gather, I am a nurturing and safe ecosystem animals, mainly insects to live And every five minutes the suomic landed on us Somic landed on us and I wanted to know where it was and what it was. You do know by the end I didn't leave a look. I just went' know. The same when you ask some up you knows, I'm like, That was annoying, by the way, in the queue to get into spain in Mew York, which was fucking too h. Can I tell you right now? Use your phone And look under look and then people glance over and they go lookook at him, look these. Cing to look at these fucking beat. Well, what's worse? going to me? I because I go as any I pretend I'm looking listen I can pretend I'm looking listen You don't, you make it dead obviously and you're like, No, I can pretend I'm looking at the ceiling and I can go, Oh a fire there's a fire extinguisher.ose a f sprayer and you can look at me nose. We're to have sex. we're got to have sex. This is this is what bugs is man You know when people are like, Oh, people who were married, the sex life go shit. It's like, Yeahah, because you have to spend every fucking minute with this person and ask your shit like that it open nose. Should it also not ask not ask if I've gotest thing ever? Should also not ask if I've got to do any b in public as well There's There's a skid mark in these end. It's just it's just a rillins Stuff I don't ask you if there's anything up me nose Yeah. Well, they've always fucking is. Well good. Len. My beef with you, right?part from the fact that they've always gobbled them all kinds of detritus hanging out your nostrils. Detritus isn't it? Yeah. My beef with you you got some kind of moral high ground onn holiday does not sound. You got some kind of horrible moral high ground on holiday in which you refused to let us go and put the towels on the sunbeds before going to breakfast literally everyveryone else in the whole fucking place. The entire pool was empty but there was towels on all the beds and you for some reason were like, no. We can't do that. it's not right. So we had come back from breakfast. I was I didn't enjoy a single breakfast because I had to come back worried that I wouldn't have a sun bed And everyone else had them. Some of them knew it they weren't fucking there the whole day. All right Not everyone else is on the telly. I'm not bothered.t I am. I don't care. Okay, well this is where wor happening around that poolman. someome woman nearly killed a kid Yeah and everyone here for the full time. This is where we differ as people. You couldn't give a shit. like you are a lot less of an arthle than you used to be when I met you.. But sometimes it comes through and they' the kind for noticing This is on that occasion, Like R. We are held. to a higher What's the word? like people stand out of people say? Well, I don't know. I just think Like, if you're around the pool, you're not recognizable. nobody knows who you' be on right, if I'm around the pool and no one recognizes who I am, then're can just You can just do whatever the foot you want. nobody's going they'll just go the son have got not to worry about. No it's not even about that. It's just the fact that people will be like Chris and Rosey Ramsy bloody. got their sun beds, didn't they? I just Yeah, they wouldn't seen it because they'd fucking off. All right, Well, God forbid that I actually just care about what people think of We like I can't bare people who think you' sun beds really early in the morning. I can't understand them. Right? What wasn't ear Okay. Well let I tell what, we'll come back next time, right? and you can lie your sunbed out on your lovely bit of pride that you've got left and you can sun bathe on that and I'll be on the bed that I've kept. Well, listen, this is what we do a lot and I don't know if any other married couples do this, but we now sometimes live a very separate life because I will go, well you go and do that and I'll go and do my thing So you go there. You go and you take of it No, but yeah, it is it's something that u I don't think many people will understand unless you are haveave a present in the public eye. You got to be you've got to be fucking careful what you do. Yeah We can't just do we can't do sneaky shit anymore I know it is it' No, I know, but I don't think we can do that anymore Okay, well It would wind you up If it did get in the papers Chris and Rosy Ramsey think they're better than everybody else and get their sunbeds before everyone else. Why shouldow the newewsday? Wellow Nsday. Yeah, that's the world that we'll do then? I'll donate hundred empty sunbeds people who need sun beds, because that's how you get out with stuff in it do that job. All all I'm saying is that's just ass somethinguming I can't be asked live with because do you remember when Raf was born and the hospital advised us to get the thing on his ear. Do rem Do you remember? The hospital sent somebody around and said he's got He's got pky out ears. If you don't want him to have to get them pinned back in the future Why don't you write now? a bit of masking tape on his ears? It was' not the were pork yeah, it was that the curly round bit the top of it yeah. It was all flat. So they just p in a little bit of strow Yeah and the folded it round. And the masking tape. I got trolled from Germany. I gotrolled fromerm because people thought they put it in the papers that would had surgery on his ears when he was born Just a I just can't be bothered with it. So Yeah, so honestly now I sort of like I don't really break any rules and I just Can we be asked? Noah, can't be asked, a good point.. Well done, brringing that up, Chris. Again, you took it all serious and I was just talking about sun beds. I'm actually quite a serious person Babadoo baboo, baboo It's time for questions from the public. You guys. That's you, that's you. that's you you. As always, if you'd like to get in touch, it is shag married, annoyed at gmail. com to send in your emails. And if you'd like to send a voice note to the Whatspp, it's zero seven eight seven four four zero, six six, five zero That's zero seven eight, seven four, four zero, six six, five zero. Always feel like a radio de you when I to do that and I do enjoy it. You sound like one. You love putting on the little voice for them, Do?'sice. little phone voice ph number viceute Are you ready? a voice noty, for you I' driving to pick my daughter from work now', listening, D're speaking to Reese. You said about Ruben Mate to get rid of it. Yes. Which reminded me of a story. I, my mother and this worked every single time. out of war when I was a kid My mother boarded off me. bought it off me. She gave me like twenty five pence. damn and said I'll buy it of y She got a wart on her hand mine disappeared. And then a few years later I got a ward like ' I had b a horrible one on my middle finger right on the knuckles It was disgusting nuckles off Sonic and nuckles. fil years later. She says, C in what I bought the ward office. She says, willill you buy me ward again? She says, Yeah, no brother. She bought the ward office. again Nah.. Bullshit. Yeah, because I don't believe in fucking, you know grandfather isn't a feather. but I don't understand. I don't understand because it happened twice. I've got it in me head that it might have happened three times, but I might just be bullshitting there. wouldould I I'm not having water man. I'm not having it. Right. I'm absolutely right.'m not having it. This could not have come at a better of time. right. Can I just say now I'm going to stop your voice now? I refuse to buy a Varuga. I've got a Varuga Oh no, but it could also be a w because right before before I knew fully about the water situation, I did ask Chat JPT. and I think it said it was a wht, but it said just buy like Verga stuff. But look, will you? dont I'm not buying that. No chance. No ts. Can anyone say that? It's awful Check your skir, you're lifting your foot. So I know I'll go on though because I not b It want to fucking vuga. I know, but let's just do it as a test. No No, but if you don't believe it, then what does' it matter? You only cash on you He got any money on you? How we let's do it? is it let's do it. Imagine if it happens Imagine not but I'm scared. Imagine. I'm actually scared. How are you let's do it? Right? Is there any money anyway? Check and then cups? I've got nothing on us ve got nothing. Right, Well we do it. quickly transfer some money to you Yes, rightight Allold done. ten grand Bargain No, just senders senders Tenor Fuck off you have twenty five pence. That's the go. You can't send twenty five pence. Watch Watch will send you twenty five pence. Right, let's see if you get a Vugar or Shit. You'll die if you do, like Well, you'll die if you do one because you can't beay ha anything, but also Tell you what as well, C we just talk that inother, That's love in it That is a mother's love. The things we do for our children I'll buy your water off your sunshine. Also, another observation Um I don't think there's many kids with w now What's that all about? Is that a nineties thing? Aur Lords of kids had water when we were young, but I don't think see many of them now.. I might be wrong. J hour ownoned? I've just sent you twenty five pound. Thank you. You not spend it all at once Pleasure pleasure doing business with you Look forward to getting your water. I die if you do. How exciting? I'd beautiful if you can imagine. How exing. feel awwardy I don't know, I am going on a golf trip tomorrow if I just randomly get a uka from the pool that'll obviously be fun to place by tomorow afternoon and It'd be a battlell get rid of that Bab dooo baboo, baboo Hi, Ros and Chris, please keep me anonymous. Every time you share a post story, I think I should share my experience from work and I decided today is the D. Get in Okay, so picture this Another Tuesday morning at the pharmacy Right? Oh the phmac. The usual hustle. peopleeople lining up for the med meds And M stuck behind the counter trying to keep it all smooth. This lady comes up, wants to grab prescriptions for her and her momum standard stuff As I'm rooting aroundound for the script She said rippps That's the prop of cracking it. Yeah, you scripped Is that what it's called? Lingo? yeah, yeah, yeah. nice okay. U She suddenly blurts out she needs the loo and we'll be right back Our pharmacy doesn't have a public restroom and there isn't one super close by, so I'm thinking she'll be gone a bit. She comes back and I start handing out over the meds if I can just toss them in her bag No biggggie, right? Am She opens this massive bag and I sway at time There's this huge pile A human poo. No fucking wte Sitting there. Staring back at me And she's holding it open like she's showing off her new accessom. This is a shit I Guys, did did you? She's just shit in our bag. She's just going Howo the meds are there on top of me shit, please. It me fucking No way. U or. I'm not proud of what happened next. My brain just short circed. I grabbed the meds and basically threw them into the bag, right on top of the b I just wanted the whole thing to be over What's wrong with everyone man? Looking back, I know it wasn't my finest moment, but hey, you try staying cool whence someone shows you a bag full of crap. Oh Oh, that's awful. So right so she didn't want to grab them because she was aware that her hands were dirty, I'm assuming. No, I don't know about saidrow Well surely if if she' had time to thing, I think she probably would have went Do you want us to put them on top of the pile of shit or do you want to take them in your hands and put them in your pockpet But you probably didn't and just went o I no G gone Why in If she's obviously gone in it she must gotone in the car or something Gs gotone in the back of the car Beuse if you' go in the in her defense, maybe she's just having a really bad time Who knows Some people don't say shit is like an important thing, like it's just whatever But was it a handbag? Just hold it in. It was just shit all over our stuff God lover Babaoo baboo babooab Hello I've just been listening to your podcast about the A one sex shop. Yes. Again. It's actually ten minutes from my house. Oh yeah. Hey One day me and my ex girlfriend thought we'd take a curious visit and it's not as bad as you think. In fact we came out with a dildo Well there we go. they go. Chris was wrong in thinking it's full of international truckers. As a trucker myself, there's no truck parking. I believe the location is more for people not wanting to be seen going into a sex shop. and Well I love this podcast so much and I love our listeners so much because the idea of got I don't think it's full of truck. well there's actually no truck park in Oh here. I've hundred percent stand correct. I apologize. Fantastic. Yeah. There's no truck parking. Yeah Not long after I me and said girlfriend parted with, I was left with this toy. I didn't know what to do with it So as a joke I put on Navy Right for one hundred pound. as used collection only Not thinking anybody would buy it. Oh God. I was shocked when I got a buyer I explained it was for collection only and the buyer said that's fine and we exchanged details. No No, The buyer turned up on a Thursday afternoon in a Fiat Pontno And it was a fifty year old man in jogg and bottoms. He only had eighty pound and I said, no problem. Oh he's done you there. He's done you big time there. I hope that you still don't made that man happy, but I had to wash my hand three times after our hands crossed They live among us Wh I don't know But the eightyquid Oh, eighty quit for you. Yeah, but o yeah, pick it up if it didn't say anything then gets there. Oh by the way I've only got eighty. Did you not know before you came that you only had eighty? I twenty be on the way here. Well, I'm sorry, I really don't think we can give this person much credit. He's buying used dilds Yeah And he's a bloody swwindler as what he is. He's a Roman isn't he? Yeah Edy quit Eustf D Salmon his office that's part becauseuse he' be sniffing it fucking on his way home man There is at aon I' glad the punt was not a thing anymore because there'd be yeah, or is it? canan you still get a punt h? Hey I used to have a punto. If you Pnt want to sponsor the podcast, top is? I don't. I haven't seen a punto a long time. I still love them. want my grandad and an orange one is lush. Get it iffere one Bero Cleo. Why do the both do like Both French companies French? Right What one ears just one ears can be French right because I can't keep track Bab dooo babaoo, baboo. Hi both. Hi. My husband and I just noticed a neighbour had put a full set of golf clubs in a golf in a golf bag, sorry, outside the house We were keeping an eye on it, assuming it was left by mistake as it was a good looking set I'm told by my husband. Like If something like that happens you do keep an eye it doesn't you? You Someone in the street put sculpt clubes outside on the steps. What's going on with them? Oh, that is the curtain twitching moment if ever I've seen one. I love shit like that. Yeah. you're standing there for ages. That's the whole Brian is still l. They're still there. The clubs are still late. What's We're simple we're just simple. Sbody chair. Should we go knock on them and tell he's left them on the it's starting to spit. it's spitting they're gonna get wet Anyway, it was set out for someone to take it for free Oh shit, which is nice isn't? Another neighbour came along to have a look at it and tried out every single golf drip in the set with a fake swing And it made me want to crawl into my vagina. Alas, he took the set and I now know which neighbor not to have an affair with if I ever fancy him. A a lot Is cold? No, that's herrific pull the mod for someone to havearve. He's come along. He's tried every one one fantastic. Do you take them for free and do that in your own time. Sure. Yeah that's the thing. Yeahah. Imagine you left a couple of them. No, Y sand wedge is a bit long for me. I'll leave the sand wedge. What are you testing? What are he testing for Nothing. nothing it could possibly be test for, I'm going to be honest with you. Yeah, that's the yeah my opinion. If like There's nothing that maybe length, but you only have to really do it with what man maybe Maybe to the safe because so they all go down in size. so the more the, you know, the the steeper the angle of loft on the club, the shorter Pro probablyably just checckking that they're allight. But yeah if they're free embarrassing. If you're free, don't them the fun street. If they're free, take them and if they're not, you give them to someone else People are particular. people are weird reallyally weird, even with face stuff, people are dicks We know they. L look at vintage. Yeah I bought this for twenty five pence off you I got a free wart and I tell you about the dress There's a thread hanging off it? D I tell you about the dress I sold? No no. I think you did, didn't you? Sold a dress for three pound. Right? Three pound. That's less than a coffee Yeah in some places, right and and I didn't realize because it was an old dress, that's why I was selling it a three pound It was misup what? Missing about It missing allt. Couldt be honest me, I didn't listen anything you said, I was working out. I sold a dress for three pound. That was of water. Quite old It was missing a belt.. I didn't realize though, because it just it it just had the two little hooks on it and didn't Whereas add your own belt. It's not the end in the world Somebody messaged me about it three times saying like is the rebel missing And you know what you like It's three pound Yeah Leave me alone and I haven't dealt in the now since. Wound us up I thought you'd call becausecause it wound us up so much I was like someomebody's trying to argue with this aboutbout a three pound dress Yeah. and a belt like was was the belt missing The belt was, missing But at the end of the day, did just sell it as dress and belt? No, did the fort or have the belt in? No So she doesn't got like this standanan in a court of law It was just weeditedn last time. It's not yet. No window fee. But I didn't reply because I just thought I can't You can't be getting into this But me mom and Kate have had many an argument on. Oh I'm always hearing about the fucking rows that they haven' invent It's crazy. It'silarious. Crazy. but also I've had some lovely experiences And some people have been great Any tilds on there I bought I bought trainers for the kids. Nice Oh, amazing. like newew with tags.'s the night a Jordans I bought for Robin I got for twenty quid. there were about fif five quid. New. and I was like someone the word used No about new retacks? Yeah. Oh yeah, I bought I'm not slaging but think its I think it's classic. everyone usees it. Absolutely mint but don't come crawling back for a aboutt that hasn't been seen for seven years on a three pound dress. I think the main story here is don't expect you keep track of any accessories or look after anything you want. Oh no. If you buy anything from Vinted off Rosie, it will have stains on it will be fucked, there' be bits missing because it's just how should. I mean, that's really offensive because some of the stuff I've sold are very, very nice Iven't we heard about the dis missing belt We made a hundred and eighty pound for Verona. How much do you spend in Verona A lot more than one hundred. but that was nice, though that's onene of the dinners were like, than you Vindid. Right. Class. Katepe made loords as well of loads of old stuff. so's. And it's and most support recycling. Yeah, there it is Finous. Baba doo baba doo bab dooab Thank you so much for listening to this week's episode of Chhag Marino. We're bloody. We love you guys. We really do. Thank you, so, so much for listening and watching if you're on YouTube, please like and subscribe. It'll be wonderful. My tour is on sale. happening in September, notot long now. still some ticks available for video.. I'll tell everyone at work at the weekend ever more people' tell everyone O a larger scale Yeah. On a larger scale. Tell them inter national not ly list time tell them on a larger meeting, just like this meeting where just needs And we'll be back in Riz next week Bye