Crossed Wires Podcast Festival

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And this week we are joined by the hosts of the Bad Chat podcast and the team behind the Crossed Wires podcast Festival. It's Alice Levine and Greg James. We had a really good laugh. Really, really, really good laugh. I've known Greg Lords, known Greg for years.'s a great guy. Alice,'s the first time I've had a full on chat laus. me too Unbelievably funny. Well, as a die hard porno, my dad wrote a porno. Yes. I' fan of just poro in general carry on. Obviously. Yeah. Not u you what put you email in No But that was great. Really, really nice to meet her. she's so funny. Yeah. loved it. loved every second of it Bllant B bothoth them are great ag. you get aP and by the way by I' telly. I got a VPN?.id't get VPN?' fine I live without it. I'm fine. Great. So yes, please subscribe if you're watching on YouTube and if you're just listening, enjoy Mister We had a fight about the jingle jinga. We couldn't set a on a jingle jinglea. So this is the jingle jingle God. Hope you like the jink jink Baboo babaoo babaooab Jo But you just did a thousand kilometers on a bike. I did. And you were what wereere you in Sundon for the big weekend? We're doing big weekend. I'm doing Sundon next week for a whole week. Yeah. Right It was really weird. Well was on I was on the school run, right? And Rosie Warang is into went I' just listen to me Greg James is in Sundnland.' in that middle bit and they said that are you driving past it? I was like, I think she was's popp in' say h. I might well think that's how works. You could have popped in iss. That would have been great. A I popped in and said hi. Yes. We were in Keel Square. Y. Yes. So we've been there so we launched big weekend in January We did finished one of the legs of the challenge in Sundnderland and then we're going back next week to do the build upp for the weekend in Sundland Harrington Park Harringt Park. Yeah. He hates talking about the ride, please don't talk about the ride. he hates about how I didn't bring up All the money he raise he hates to. didn't bring it up I didn't bring up' bring it. He's a national treasure but I't ever say that, know I would' bring really get aight hood. We don't but he doesn't want to talk about it. Let's be honest, that's the only reason's doing. abolutely perfectly honest What I will say is the reception in the Northeast Best a phys world But love it. I love it. I came forth and strictly just because of the Northeastter. Yeah justust because of the Northeast P ye they don't like You know why you? It's still dancing though I You can still do it, can't you No still still do a bit Chles. terrible. St still do bit Charlesack do a the foot sww of the Charles. I thought it would stand up for now and then. Would you do it like from, you know, hob to fridge? Would you just do a little? How they do our houses? you live the north, it's Mass, Iobby nagged. Dances from hob to fridge, It's two port course. And I was just thinking there's not enough distance between mine to do a move. So I'll t them bike it. actually that was going be one of the legs. One of the legs was gonna to be from your front door to your backyard Yeah. You wouldn't survive it. It would have been ninety miles. ninety miles in a day would have been my longest day Yeah. How much did you raise Rememberother, it was like four point six million That's amazing. That's so good. It was a cool week. It was all days in the end. Well done Sould we give them a clouch think No I don't need any more praise It was am mazing though. Quet clubs. ms, that are really pathetic. Well we actually seen this by the way. We got It's cld thing. It's so for everyone listening it's the little hand little d like finger clap. It's nace is one of them it. I like Dberember in school you used to do that two finger on the little The cloud clap now, you' not seen that Oh it just ways isn't it? It's so cl schools. o big loud clap now. And for the purposes of audo, we're pretending we're holding aal' tapping it. Why why is this? Yeah Why do you think it's for children who are a bit sensitive to like loud noises? Yes. Yeah, no clapping So it's quite eerie. You do something amazing in glass and it's just silence. I remember when I remember when COVID happened and people started doing stand up Cics started doing gigs Drive in gigs And I heard that if you if the last I never did one rather die, rather catch COVID And I heard that if you did well there would beep And I was like, I'm not having that I can't. I'm not having that. So instead of souff for like a clap, everyone will start beeping I beat the heckle But in my opinion be a beep' is a heckl traff. Yeah yeah, isn't it?'re heckling traff. They onn stageve like a drive in theatre, Well it' be like a big field somewhere, driving. Everyone does the drive, but like I find Mbe that doesn't put you off for everyone to do it Yeah, I wouldn't, I wouldn't done them. and now I was very lucky I had the podcast and I didn't have to do one, but I remember thinking I get distracted when someone gets up we go to the toilet in a comedy club, I imagine Oh My Auntie? Oh my go. Yes. Auntie Pam. He phoned me one morning and when I was on two, I forgot all about this. My auntie interrupted your comedy show. Yes. At Waymth Pavilion. Waymamth Pavilion. And we got you on the radio the next day because she got up and did she drop some drinks? She was like, you know, the person who was she was working there she' was working Sheelling like the ice creams and stuff. She dropped a f wholeull tr of them. Wh that was on And I was like, what the hell And I was like, obviously not nasty, but give her a bit of grief. Well, if I gave her a lot of grief, then I realiz she was a nice lady who worked the grief got re reined in quite a bit. Yeah. Yeah N next morning, Greg James is ringing us up on the there. Yeah You've been showouting't a bam Well cous Pam. Chris Ramys had to go at PAam I also have a littlegf batten pedal you're like what the f there? How you work? You onb Iice cream before before it The get out of it.. Oh You look a bit like Greg James Yeah it was. Youid didt see it at the day. D she was very cool but it was the phone call the next day. Imagine imedily Lave me alone and Greg James is empty.. I will drop as much ice cream as I want is the goddamn breakfast toast of Radio onene I can't remember. Did someone get in touch with us or did you just ring us or messages on? I don't think my cousins might have let me know and I. Did you I don't think my management got in touch. I think you just ram. Yeah. Yeah Get me Ramsy. Yeah yeah notot much content. Rams have been heckling me atny. Are you joking? That is That is the content we all want. Yeah Waiting up to that is like Chris Ramys gott to go get my aunt to. Yeah schedule. Yeah We cancellled Timmothyishal. was's d. There was no music that day. It was just that. It turned it into five live. Yeah 'm having a moment. You guys are doing a podcast together? Yes Yes. Nice.. Aout time. Yeah,n it We really feel like we're joining at the at theent people aren't doing many of them. so we thought we it's about time you of all people dipped your toe in the podcast were I just they're doing really well. I like the sound of these. Yeah. Yes, we are. Any advice Get married It' It's on the p. I think I mean third wife. Third wife. Third wife down not at the same time, you mean down the line. No, not no thirird marriage. Yeah, third Yeahah, not my thir not collecting them No like ad my third marriage could be Iice. That's got you. That's fine I could. what happened? How many what who was getting married? I think' suggesting his current wife would die or you'd get divorced thenen there'd be another wife and then he then cons up marrying me, which I think I think there'd be a buffer think it has to be a buffer.. friend. Listen, to have a friendship would kill to be third wife. That's a win in my book. Yeah, I know.'t I can't hope for more. Yeah.. Do you feel like it's strengthened your marriage? Beause I did a podcast with my actual wife, Bella and we hated it by the end allright that. Well it's just I know but I know you've cleverly put it into the show, but actually there's also like a real thing behind it sometimes when you' like The last thing you want to do is just sit and chat with them all day. G. But on Mike as well. and laugh at the jokes Oh well sometimes. I mean these days I just don't and don't but I think I just pipe in the laughter Yeah think our listeners know and they kind of get it and it's like, but there has been times when we're haven't we give ourselves, it's the most ridiculous thing ever. We give ourselves a buffer of like three days to do the podcast. Yeah, R Guinely becausecause it's like if we're not speaking, we can't do it not a buffer of not talking to each other say you have chat. Yeah No a buffer of No we just won't We do it Monday Tuesday or Wednesday and we'll see have to leave them. have to all three days free. So people just sit down talk for an hour. It takes three days to do It's lot, it's a lot. But has it honestly, I think about this quite a lot actually because We don't know any different. We were married obviously for a little bit, but that was the really happy Yeah, you know, and you're really happy. But also also pandemic though as well. We did it in the pandemic. So like quite ye were before then, we were before then pem. That was when we were that was like That was nice. That was some good times. Wellri twenty fifteen. Pandem had twenty. I they were good times. Yeah But I don't want anything else Be you're because you're institutionalized into the podcast it angry at work. Yeah you're like in you' in basically. I know nothing I know nothing else is quite strong. Am I happy? I don't even know. who knows what happiness is in? I right? I think that sometimes on the brereakfast show where I me and my producers will just go do we Well what do we actually like? Because we've spent I've spent so many years just Just like ye watching and listening to loads of the kind of all the listeners love. I'm like What do it? What's my actual personality? Do I do I like this this Oh no, it's good. No, it is good do I like I don't know what I like anymore. Yeah. I'm with you. So kind of like that, but also I think we do it really well and I think we're still happily married. but also we learned One of the things is that our marriage is genuinely like more important than all of this. Yeah. You when that I would hope so. Well, I think I think that more than you. Chris doesn't agree. Yeah I think I'll see him as one in the same thing that is. quite Wh's the cost of gas right now, whichich one's more important? Yeah that's true. I'll set our face. So just to sum up, we're not married, but we do have a podcastes there. It's called Bad Chat. B Bad Chat Yes. And I hope that it will be a podcast marriage of many years. Yeah. You on episode of once. Yeah too. Beuse I've known Alice for so long and I've wanted to do we've never actually done thing together, but we've been friends for orit in the orbit You were in the orbit. Yeah. And she would alwaysd be on do we do radio stuff together but it would never be like official And obviously Alice is like the fairy pod mother podcast. I was doing it Cor fan. Yeah but she was doing it before it was even a thing, really?ent Yeah. invent podcast. Yeah. We did world tours. What The burden I have to carry? You're welcome. for your livelihood.en youish be the we for us, like, yeah, we were yeah Definitely We'll copy that model Thankk you. were when we were up with the name of the podcast and we said Shack Minnoid, someone in our team was like It's shagged It's a little bititt and. we were like, it should be fine. the went calling it shagged. the went My dad wrote a poral, you know, poral that gave them that t for them. we were like, oh, it' stunned them. It's terribly suffered so bad. Can you imagine if we had a veter name we would have Yeah. But no people did say that back then. They said that we wouldn't We won't become anything. We showred up I'm Yeah, well, that was when there were three podcasts. so yeah, you wouldither listen to our podcast or the other two, wherever they were. I was talking about Cial Exactly Cial and the radio. And then We got channel four, didn't we? more podcast came along. Yeah, it was a long time ago. But we were saying that we have done, obviously we've done radio We've done Greg has thirteen podcasts and one for every day of the Yeah. And we were just like, we want to do one where we kind of like you chat like we would chat. You know, we don't hit the news or you know, be on topic or have a fe. Pay Alex Warren. Exactly. playay Alex Warren three times an hour. So I feel like What we've struggled with is telling people what it is because it's kind of whatever we want it toree It's free ye. Plus the joy of your podcast is like it's stuff Yeah chat stuff listeners and emails and I mean, dare I say it You know, you did radio. you worked on rado. You did loads of radio Yeah Yeahah. and it's just that sort of And let's run with that a bit now. Let's take that tiny little idea and go, whereere could that go? Nowhere. Maybe the next one Yeah. And that's sort of how Like any good friendship you exchangange just bits the whole time that it's just piss taking or sending each other ridiculous stuff that makes us laugh. So that's sort of what we want it to. We want it to be a podcast that people just go Oh yeah, I're going send that to Allison Greg. They' love that. they all love that. Yeah kind of club. Those the best sorts of radio show stuff onent. It's unbelievable like, Ohh, listen. stuff they sent us that like Yeah, well thank them all the time. like because and I've said this before, when I first got to telling you them we're like, oh, ' you do comedy, you do stand up and you chat to the crowd and you get los of stuff from the crowd. and then you start doing telling, you go, oh the crowd And TV people all and know and out the crowd the It's funny isn't?, what? And then we start doing this and we're like, Ohh, we'll get the people to send stuff in. And then like God, man, the still that this d unbelievable stuff that they keep sending in. It's phenomenal. But it's the sort of it's the Terry Wogan trick back in the old days where he just did ort of three or four years of that breakfast show that he's done radio too And then he just said, I think it was in his book you just said, then the listeners just write the show for you every day. reallyally? You just have to be the person in the middle to bring it all together and just throw in the funny funny little bit. and that TV thing I find so interesting because If you watch a show like Graham Norton Obviously he's the best in the world at his job. But it's so funny how The stars, the A listers are like the main thing. and at the end, they're like Let's put that funny listener in the chair and then flush them away if they do a shit story. Yeah. We've just had some guests on have tellld pretty shit stories. I' get rid of fucking Tomad Dston where. you know, But youve I find that so strange. and I've always kind of gone with radio. It's always the listeners have all the good stuff Yeah. and they actually make the celebrity way funnier because' the interaction between a listener called Darren who's just on his you know just driving around or whatever Yeah talking to the rock That's way funnier than just hearing from the rock. listeners always have the best stuff because they're truly engaged in what you're doing. I think you're gonna get some really good stuff. It's sort of like, do you ever go and look at all the comments under like an annoying video or like all I do. People are so funny. Yeah. People's comments are so funny. and I read them and I'm like If I could have come up with that one liner and your job is being like a pediatrician or like a builder, or like a lawyer. and yet you've done the best singer I've all day six thousand likes on an kill me They kill me.ab Hey, it's Christie from Lu Lleemon, and I'm here at the office checking out the shhake it Out shorts. 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And for a limited time, college students get the best of both worlds. Get the unreal college deal, everything you need to study and play with select Windows eleven PCs. elligible students get a year of Microsoft three hundred sixty five preremium, and a year of Xbox Gamepass Ultimate with a custom color Xbox wireless controller Learn more at windows. com slash student offffer. Law Supplies last ends june thirtieth, terms at aka. ms slash collllege PC Baboo There was a bit that was on the first episode which Alice what was it about the well, you should explain it. It was your finding. The moment. The moment. My friend who's a doctor told me that horses' legs are their fingers So through evolution, they have they have turned into legs, but they are fingers and' there's disgusted.'s disgusting. It is quite disgusting. It's chilling.. There's more to it than that and it's more complicated than that We didn't Realize that or do that So now everybody on the internet's really mad at me and it's been clipped up and it's got it like wildfire. And like every two to three years I'll post something on Instagram. You know, like I'm a social media guru. And so the first thing that I've said on the internet since like nineteen ninety four has gone mad There's a pylon. There's they made pyon. What are people not They're not happy or something peopleople are never. What these It's really uning. I've got questions about all. Okay sure sure sure and I'm definitely the person to answer it. But the funny the funniest comment that I saw which I might even steal for the next episode. crediting the guy. Yeah is he was like, so that makes So that essentially makes the entire horse a hand Yeah. there's My question is, is that four fingers Or was there four legs where one fingers took over on each leg? Thank you for your question, Chris. So I to explain this in terms you'll understand. I don't know. I don't know. They just did go out of my depth? I know at one point just like a carp is being dragged along with glen. they used to roll them.ike Horses they used to just roll horses At one point they there were a fist and then they Who was this friend? They don. This is the thing. the comments are like Your friend should be struck off stuff I God people so angry. But what's really funny about it is hand. We had so many been arrested. He's in front of a tribunal as he should be. But we said so many things on that episode and it's the stuff that you don't even think about like that really catches people's imaginations And people my favorite comment was, you absolute Bit. And I didn't know that that was an insult, but people you absolutely because a lot of Americans in the comments are really very liivid. People just loving to have a sense of humor bypass about it as well because people are like, Did she not learn this at school. I'm like, learearn this. This is not my not I known that Yeah. I learned about it just yeah. don't pay no more attention. justust give them the horse's leg. We should be P allally. Yeah But that's the stuff. And also when A That is exing. It cult.. Actually all four of us can make up a horse like this. Yeah. Yeah I've got a horse on the own Oh my god. ye. So now I'm never posting anything on the internet. No Well, I would stick away from like religion, evolution h, all that kind of stuff. The big three religion evolution por Equestrian legs. Yeah. As soon as as soon as you put a different opinion on the internet, that's it. they're just like, Wow, we're obviously fighting now and you're like, Well, you know what my problem is though I don't know whether it's because of where I was brought up or just I just want to fight them Sure So part of me wants to go, all right then Vib, come and let's come and we'll meet up and we'll have a fight. So that's that's why I can't look because I will message him and go That's why I find the trait as I find the trait as amazing, but I find it to be a tough watch. because I'm not from a place where you sit around a table. what do you think of this just lined up in the fucking carpark? S' the oneess. Well, I think you're ling. I think you're too fier when I wr right, Well, this table's going to flip over and we're going in the fucking carpark ike to understand? I would love this. You just You just write on the little board and it just goays H. They're busy filming now, aren't they? Yeah,re doing the new one Would you? Surely yes. Oh I would love to I'm a fan of. We'd voted our St street with if' been a couple be like a couple no one will trust withth, get rid of. I. I't think it's because you' a couple. I think' becauseuse you're unntworthy. I thatad. Cog no please don. shoulder. evenven the mime. I was like, I'm not committing. H you dont your back? Oh, I don't know. I woke up and it O or the worst way to injure yourself sleeping wrong. I know Isn't it pathetic? It's so sad. Yeah so, so sad and I feel so sorry for myself and I also feel I' delight because I'm on Codomore. I don't know any of you' are saying. I'm like, ey, ye good God. This is going very quickly turn into what it's like when my mum and dad see some of their friends and all they talk about are ailments. weren't time. You wouldn't believe meis knee is getting better, but the shoulder needs attention. he's seeingurg. H wrist is still it's not back to normal yet. And she just slipped up the step could happened to any of us The most yeah, the most petic ways of hurting yourself biting the inside your mouth really eating yourself Yeah sleeping wrong your body's gone out was good. Stubbing your toe is up there. Stub your toes upro I broke my toe. stubbing it byy stubbing it. I've never heard a noise like it It sounded like an egg hitting a tile the is so we've got like an island and I just turned round to leave the room and I just wked like on the Pure marble on the thing Pure marble. W He's dancing around with a dinner Can you take this seriously, please? It's going Right. We still working with an egg droed on the floor. that was noise was the noise was egg and egg be around tile like a ro a roll red like a c crack. I've never heard a noise like in my life and she just dropp to the deck Sorry, it's not a funny' chance. W it F it a bit notot a bit of funny? No, was the no made it made it not funny. No. I don't laugh that much when people get when they'reurard. If I'm with them and they get hurt, I don't laugh that much. In video form quite now. V video form if I don't know I'm sclling. That's funniest I've ever seen. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got face planting on a cont. cas you being there? on my facead yeah Wh'd you say here? I was only in CC to be in the house. That would have gone viral. It would have. Now everyone just wants to go viral. That's how they make the money, two hundred and fifty qus. Alice, it's not on the internet, so thinks that every clip is like you've been praying still Inst What your reference was this the two video for every clip we sa many people will not have got that at all. You it to a video clip. but we were young. We weren't return your tapes I think two hundred and fiftyQid was a lot until I worked in Telly and then I worked out how long an episode have you been yeah, you've been free in. And how and like they were making an episode for five grand. Yeah. And it was voiceover. It was voiceover there's no presenter. that's unbelvable. I a beadle Well, ye, Beadle, then Lisa Rilly, then Harry Hill. That was Harry Hill. Yeah. We everyone That's the real eras tour for me. You've been framed. was It was Beadle, Lisa Rilly frommerdale.. Then it was Harry Hill I love do it you been for him. Oh yeah. Our kids still sometimes watch programms like that. There' I think the called like called on YouTube, just laughing or something What they call the kids? Oh it's the mine one, It's the French one, is it? when they do like little different things. No. Oh no, I know what you're thinking of. it's not that No. This is just you being framed, but on YouTube youoy and you' being famed and you're life Yeah, I think I know what it is. Is it a subtitled film Countryside in France. Yeah. It's about a young woman who has a difficult relationship with her father and I think by the end it's different it's different which all my different things. Yeah. 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Did't sell out the O two? We did sell out the O two, those guys That is Mega Or to Weembley Palladium on the same runesday night Same night S night The taxi driver was a little. Okay guys, right twenty thousandmel over the road. Were going to Weenly do this all again. And his new emails, new emails, I promise. He claims he hasn't seen them m he has. Fty five minutes ago. Does he think we're thick? Okay What are we doing? Are we reading one word each? I'm going. Okay. it in harmonyine Is it the same one or a different one? You fought the second half? All right. Dear Chris and Rosie. Hello Please keep me anonymous. Oh. Let's dox them now I'm writing to you with a dilemm My partner and I have always had a very adventurous sex life. Good right show off and have recently got into the lifestyle For those that are unaware, it's swinging. swinging. You get lot of swingers writing in They call itended swing call it li the lifesty. Sound like a leisure center. Itact it It's a Davidloyd Center initiative. It's called the lifestyle. You do paddle, you do tennis, you do swimming, you do shagging. Dog in? Yeah, doog Dogy and paddle. An doggy paddle. Included in the racket. Thank you. Well for goodness sake. Sorry Okay so again s's not again. No, no just on the lif. Let' start on again. Everything from the top. Let's do ten minutes on theline. Sit down Greg, Alllice nice to see you Okay. We both enjoy watching the other person receive pleasure from others Brilliant. It might sound strange But it works for us and our relationship has dramatically improved since starting There is a very popular website for those involved in the lifestyle and you can search for profilesar you can search for profiles near you. Imagine my shock horror when whilst browsing the site, I saw someone with tattoos that I recognized. and in said phhoto they're in say a compromising position with another person. Important to note that on this website you can see the people who have viewed your profile to be fair be clear, that says it here I' not just telling you that we' ton people can view your profile. you can view this. Is a card blank? And they see This is actually an adverse.s a card blank I'll just say it's important to know thatough on the website if you' go on someone's profile just for future reference I can see you've been on it. o you can see that you think about tattoos anyyway. What would you decode Alice for fifteen percent twenty Yes With this in mind and to limit any potential awkwardness, I didn't view the profile and scroll past it. So it's like sexy LinkedIn where if you click on them, they can see they're going say okay. Okay, right? would be. I thought nothing of it Until a few days later, I was going through photos on my phone And I saw a photo from a few years back of myself and my dad on holiday My dad is shirtless in the photo. And if you hadn't already guessed, we've already guessed. Yes, the tattoos were on show is in capitalisis. the same tattoos I saw in the profile on Alice Levine's website. should have reacted that bit I really regret typing this out at all yeah. My parents split when I was young and and he hasn't had a relationship since, I was absolutely mortified and now I have no idea what to do. So I guess what I'm asking is What do I? And how do I approach this situation? I'm pretty sure he hasn't viewed my partner and mine's profile. However, I'm scared he may come across this. It's obviously not something It's obviously not something I want to discuss with my father. What should I do? Any advice you can give would be much appreciated. leave the website L leave the country why should she? she's having a nice day First of all, first quest. It's a website. She just doesn't have to do our ad. All right. I must make clear she doesn't have to do a ad. That's one of the you adding tenants to the website.. you'd have to do d. Okay first of all, good bodcast title? Yeah You'dolutely do. Welcome. That' a match upp of all of the bodcasts. Yeah they' have ever been made. J remember. And remember, you't have to do your dad. seeee you next week. We should do a bodcast together. We should do another one together all that. Yeah about. You don't havecess to do shaggy d doing a downad Yeah says that her dad broke up the mom and dad broke up. So then they said the dad hasn't had a relationship since. he's a on No, no, but he's on a swingers website urely do you' nott have to listen to somebody bud, you't have He's not had a relationship with him. No he's not at Noord says But I think you can join a couple that swing. You're just a solo. Oh you'd have to bring your own merchandise? I don't know if it's a team if you have to be in a team. They've got names. Women are unicorns. Yeah, because there's not many single women. want to be shocked by strangers? Yeah yeah, I believe. And men, they've got a certain name and I've totally forgot a swiming thg, it's cowboy or something. N.'s probably. But so there's obviously like the couple And then if you want to just be, you know, like a a rogue, the pg one, that's what he the drig might just be that. He might be sort of a gun for hire. a cck for hire. There are no stuper questions s. This is the safe space Anything more Chris? it like we's We want you to feel A these all in the FEQs on your website?. And we also offer a kind of one to one mentoring session before you to. if say tryv into the community. Absolute. Thank you. Yeah. thing is with this, I would I feel like they're all open mind enough to just talk about it I don't think they swwingers accept swing. you just feel you know, just say it But Sorry your profile dad I guess welcome to the C movie. I feel like she's gonna be if they're within the same sphere, she's gonna be looking over our shoulder ally Hopefully he's not there. Oh God, hopefully gone. This one's gone s for a minute. But here's my thing. you don't want to Obviously I've done a whole podcast about dads and pornography. You don't and actually documentaries about swinging, but You never want to think about your parents having sex. I would say, especially with your other parent Like I think that's worse than thinking of a parent having sex with a stranger. Right. But you've also had No, I think it is, isn't it? I don't know I think it's all quite bad. It's quite bad. Eone's thinking about it and everyone's like that wor everyone listening now talk. Think about parents having se Now swap out one of those parents for a stranger. It eas. Please let Rose and Chris know. That's worse I do think? On some weird level, you also want them to be and Right. You want them to be having a nice time. Is it just me? Yeah, no,.' me absolute. No, yeah, that's that is very open minded of you. I love that. It's very. It first I' on this morning very you' so modern I told me this I lost everyone. I lost the room. No, I think no. I lost the room and I feel very exposed. No because parents deserve a good sex life too. I don't wantight as them. One of themne of them's got to leave. E up. One of them's got to leave. Can you block people on this website? Maybe. That would be my suggestion. on a dating appight? my suggestion would be to block a father No, blockem bllocking good and hard. B. didid not be the good and hard? Sorry Qion How don't you know what your dad' tatoo look like That's weird, isn't I mean that's the real troubling thing about this story, isn't it Yeah, I guess. but you would You'd know them off by hu. Maybe if you saw them up ye I' have to tell you where my dad's mws are. Good do where wait wea the. I map him. Let's draw him, we'll map him now. Sorry. We' them being on So know I didn't think this would come up, but we actually don't ever play a kids parties. We wouldd playing the till on the dog wepeat put the mall on the down. for the ball dad Just have a big forle massive if three forortle with our dad's back and we we will put malls on it And then he comes out, takes his shirt off and he goes in and we see how many you are. It's like the night sky. There's the big dipper. constantation doing a doctor dot on his back. Yeah yeah, it's great. Sorry you know where All the moles are on your dad's back. That' the weirdest thing anyone's ever said is needs to be arrested on the spot. Yeah, So in my defense. I'm not ming not ming. My dad used to get really hot. You you know like Friday night dinner when the dad's're not making it better. You're not making it better it's getting wor. your dad's hot, Yeah. Yeah. hot your dad's hot. You love it when it stops off C moles. Let look at those moles. In the summer, you look forward to it.self. Can I assess them Dad can I track your moles again? Yeah? I don't even an honestly. How many photos in your camera roll or if your dad's back? There camera mole Listen, good luck with your podcast.. Good luck with your m, Mafin. this up Yeah. All right, love me dad. you. you might ask one more question before we. Is it about my dad's bat? No, if it's about your dad. I just wan to know, what's his name? Derek This is a great dad name. I wanted to check. I can imagine Derrek's mole, Der. Deret feel happy that you're telling everybody that he iss incredibly moly? It'll be fine. Yeah. You' not be honest. I never said he had a lot How How many do you?? How many how many? Estimate? What justuff. It's like a fair in all the sweets. Not one on his ar. How many? D use the back? Tell us the back ones. And how low does that go Should we do a test? I've got a moly arm I'll flash it quickly and tell me how many they are. He's bght his microphone,' so excited. There's three. Look. That's at least fifteen one Slideed it back down. it's happened? Sorry. So actually on the top of his microphone. Oh. That is the best claim I have ever heard But to be honest, it's put this in context. I'm like, oh this is by accident. this happens.. You know, people end up on the same dating websites. you this I don't care about this guy. I don't care about it. He's on one of these cardsag. And I'm not keeping you anonymous. That's for damn sure. You should be outed, disgusting. disgusting. Wipe the whole thing. The mall malist. just mortified Motified. more more You married into it. You too is it? Yes, Bar. It is Bu Well done Ho You've also got a cross Wires festival, the podcast festival. tellell us this Well I was tricked into it by I was tricked into it because I went and did a show with Alice the first year that they started the festival. And actually I loved it so much and you two love it because it's very much like the Edinburgh Festival in terms of its spirit and it's sort it's the reason it exists. It takes over venues in Sheffield Nice and puts on and then the fans of that podcast can stumble across it or they can just they can actually book tickets for it. So it's more it's less like a You can have like a podcast like expxpo, which is like welcome like Lamyards on. Welcome to the podcast show where we'll talk about the best way to optimize audiences going forward into twenty twenty seven. It's not that, it's more of a sort of fun thing Parties after parties meet and greets. Ls like a lifestyle thing. Yeah. It's a lifestyle. it's a swingerss podcast festival. Oh ye. actually that is true. There's like crossovers from certain podcasts to others The podcasts do swing Thatsrilliant. Yeah's crosspllination. We tried to book you too. I didn't get any We got a very promising out of office. so thank you for that. so welcome. An d When is it apply? Second to the fifth of July in Sheffield. Apparently you're on holiday until february twenty twenty eight and you're going to get back to us then, so It was one of those Oh no, I can't when is it I think I think Maybe Rosie's stubbing toe that day so we'd be lucky to have you. No this between the second and the fifth of July this year. this year. Yeah No, that is the annual we're counting Mos on your d.. And something. Yeah, that's the stock st that's stock t st. exp.s Yeah It's much like you Greg. I got roubed into this, you see? You come with the once, gotubed now I'm a creative director of the M' M back as much as I would And both of them definitely not ponzi schemes. T That's really clear. Please please do a video where you're counting it dad. Oh my Godw' done. Please you can blur his back to protect his anonymity. Iagine imagine he' have a sle mornings back and you've done this. Dinitely'sagine No, we get it. he's got them, we get I feel like he's definitely got them. I've seen them actually. I've seen them every year with my own eyes, so I know he's got them And some of them are blood blistered, so I know actually Why dos have those like weird little blood blisters Do you know what I mean? They're like little red moles and they their inie white hands. L Mrter Burns basically. This is terrible. it's gonna be me andt. That was a great plug for the podcast festival. Well. I don't even know who's on. You do. I do but're know when we and James, You're on Cann's. You've got me and Greg doing a show.lliant chat You've got Elizabeth Day. You've got all the big the big names, all the big ones G.'ead good. You should come do it, but you won't but you should 't do too much together? That's the only thing. That is a lie. We h thist do any extra stuff. don' do any extra stuff. day Come on guys, nat Quite nice though, if youve married that long to go to a different hotel room Just chill. Oh no, we have kids at home so we don't sleep in the same bed at home. Yeah. in a hotels the only time' the time we actually Mainly. Yeah. Yeah. I like when when Bella was ill recently I went to the spare room the night of my life, Yeah. really helpful. that way It's like a teenage boy over again That' my hind Four times. Wheld the Btalion It's like I'm tell it at school.el Bown Gnd. I some great picks. School telly. Brown school telly was with the d was d I've got wheeled in my mate Paul Turner have one of those watchesord adm me. I was just about to tell an exact story. You had a watch that you could program to turn the tele off. If you knew it was a grnd dig, you could be like, Oh four eight And you could turn it away whateverind Chris did the same thing insideence and he kept turning it off and you to freak that becausecauseuse also those old tellies you used to turn it off and it would go Yeah, yeah, yeah I did it normally at my school e that. Oh, was really good. cultul that watch. A a big red button on the side for in the telly.e. If we hadn't lost them with you've framed, we've definitely lost them. They've got be all the tell in and the remote control. I think your listeners will love Gndig chat. You know how important fifteen to twenty five is and you've just lost the world Gu guys, if you've enjoyed this episode, you pick up that needle, you put it right back to the edge and you listen to this LP again. Thank you for coming on