Unconventional Remedies for Threadworms

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Visitandora. net for details Be you are listening to and watching, please keep me anonymous, part of the Shag Marinoid Extended Universe. This week's episode we are joined by Lucy Beaumond who is a stand upp comedian, incredibly funny. She's on promoting a new tour called Bad the Quiz Shows Good withith Weadoes and it starts in September. You can get your tickets at lucy Beaulumond dot co dot uk. I love Lucy Beaulumond. We had a love lovely lovely chat. We normally go into more of this, but our lunch has just arrived, so enjoy Like and subscribe on YouTube by. We had a fight about the jingle jingle. We couldn't set a on a jingle jingle So this is the jingle jingle Hope you like the jing jink G Baboo bababoo,abooab J go. Are you alright? Oh ye, I'm fig It's just a bit of wind and you just had a diagose. I fine wind like cripplin. tell. Fuckingin don't want a benefit gig for it? What we used to do? What I used to do before this podcast, I would eat like a punet of grapes Because So because I don't know, I would be like, I don't want to eat anything really stgy and I don't want to eat because I get really bloated. I think I've got IBS, but I' haven't been tested. So I would eat loads of grapes and do you remember by the end of the day? I'd be in agony. I'd literally be sat here on the last interview thinking I'm gonna die and it was wind it cant be really pain. When people say they've got wind, I genuinely I'm like, o you all right? Yeah, yeah, becausecause you know it No, yeah it's just oK's just a I okay. H when you said I just thought it was on one of the podcasts were trying to make them cry Are you all right though this? Are you all right? A cry and podcast No. She just said she had wind and you took it very, very seriously. Wind is very serious. Speaking of serious stuff, your cat, you've just started telling me before, your cat brought a rat in. Yeah, cat brought. Alive or dead was the most awful this cat Gumry from Ril Okay sorry. you got a c of gum tree. Yeah. Is that a thing? Yeah Okay. We haven't got any pets. So I don' I don't know where you get a cat Yeah. Don't get one off Iry o The tree was just for like old wardrobes and that No You can get live animals on g t. Anything you want Right. So it's like a notice board in it. It's like, doeses anyone want this? Ellen stuff. Yeah. ye Yeah. Right. I did buy it. It wasn't free. Right. How much was it? if you don't mind mking Not a lot hot. R that Yeah. All right, okay So I don't know how much cat. I know dogs are expensive.. Dogs are like a couple of grand. Not' gum try. What are you getting though Ty ones. Okay with a light It's like Iceland for Yeah She found out they think terrible. I wouldn't ever and adirt wouldn't ever ad dir conduct. No, this cat was just a woman had a cat right She didn't want it. I wouldn't buy, you know, I wouldn't I don't want to seem like, you know, you're not like again should get them on. know those illegal like R Rs. Yeah, good good and all that. Yeah. good and all. Yeah know, this was just a woman didn't she had too many kids and she got this cat I caught it. And it's like really needy reallyally neat, I certainly like this cat Yeah, it's like needy But a psycho killer as well It like it can get it gets rats the same size as it. It brings them in. It likes to bring in anything that's the same size as it. So it brought this, well, I didn't I was on the running machine And then you know the bell was like that And so I was like, what's going on? lifted the belt up a rat's head stopp. Yeah. So the rat's head was in the belt and then the body because so I basically by running had basically pulled the rat apart Yeah Yes, sase This is So it think this was cld. Sorry, anyone on the obviously people are watching this on YouTube.id. Oh God ye chat. No, no, no. we started ag years ago. It's not. Well at least I said I agree with. Yeah, yeah, can with that. there's no there's just a cold st. justes ye. So so the cat had brought it in. do though. The cat had brought it in and either put it while you were in it, it put it on behind the treadmill or it stored it there. I think what had happened was She had a rat in the in the it' in the spare bedroom And but the rat had obviously run underneath the treadmill. Oh my Godd. because they bring them in live, don't? Yeah. Don't they actually it's quite sweet, I think. Yeah. They bring them to you is like a present, don't they No Well it's like you're so the cat thinks you're its kid. It brings a compx kids Yeah, thinks like you're's kids so it brings a gooost That isn't completely dead. a rat that's like on its last leg, so you can finish it off. So it's teaching you how to do it. That's what thats. You did and you did. You did. But you had to use a treadmill, so technically, you cheated I think it was proud of me or not? I think I genuinely think that's a really bonding. Well I not only want of you cs. I want you to rip its head off and make a scene. In fact, you've probably really impressed that cart like, F, she took she went a Highlander on it. and then so that one so it's And then it brought a Maxa I was just getting mady in the mirror and then in the mirr YouTube and then I someone You know when you can feel something like flat like someat like just flew past my e. It was really weird. It was really quiet Then I looked up and it was a horror film Then it was a mag al live magpie just freaking out with like all sorts had brought this in as well. Like a live magpie. Sorry sorry, so, sorry All sorts spraying What do you mean And everything that's in a magpie Was it was around the was wasas it being around. So I was like, because I was brought real spiritual and what it's done, it's really fascinating. It stopped me being spiritual at all. I now don't believe in anything. What? And I used to believe in anything all because I thought there was like a funny energy in the house because there's like dead animals, you know and it felt some felt wrong because you could like smell couldn't really get rid of the smell as well, you know, there was a smell, like dead. Yeah I totally yeah. Yeah. So like if there was a a medium, you know that does house cleansing. Sing and. Yeah loally because I thought that might be really like nice Yeah to get because it felt A bit weird. And I found this woman and Ranga she was that she cost eighty five pounds to come and cleanse your house given my address and everything and she said, Oh no I don't actually need to come to your house. She like I can do it from home ight, And she was like, I was like, what is this since COVID? And she was like, Yeahah, she's like, what I found is it doesn't actually make a difference if I'm in your house or out shopping I can still do the same thing? Yeah yeah. two seconds hold on two seconds I've just cleansed a terrist, four doors down from you.ight. cleansed it? Yeah, yeah. I'll send him a bill. Did you still know that' when I was high That's bullshit isn't it? Thank you. You' thank you, ' I would have honestly You're a very funny intelligentady and Id lost it I lost respect. You know what Maybe she sent the mugpie As like her that was there. of it. it almost. It's a magpie theme. It's got the feeling's gone. No' like after after Oh it's worse after. I'm like, Oh okay. But in that minute so like If you do a job And how' that? So if you do a job that doesn't exist You don't have to do it That's perfect. Yes, that's perfect. Yeah. I don't have to come and pretend to do a thing in your house that I'm not I'm not even going to insult you by turning up and pretending to do the thing in the house I'm just gonna do it from home. I'm gonna to remotely cleanse every room in your house. You fucking Charlotte, yeah I'm sorry, that's upset I that's eighty five quiz That's bad. I think she's given people who actually genuinely do it because I believe in all that stuff. Do ye? Yeah, I really do too much to Christ do. W to Chris's dismair? I really do. But my sister's really spiritual. She like reads tarreel cards and stuff. Do she Yeah. We had a neighbor. We had a neighbor who said they had a similar thing done. I've just remembered this. And I remember talking to her and she said the D it from The person had done it from home and I went Right And she said she said, when I spoorted with them, she said, when I spoort to them, they said something about engy we had energy in the house. likeike is your house under if you've got like electrical lines or something And she went, E my God? yes, what have. And I went, didid you give her a pul score? She went, Yes. I went. She looked on a fucking ordinance survey map then No, shouldew? No No Absolutely not. Oh it's not on what? What are you going say there? I was going say it's not on these notes, but on the other notes that were had it said that you thought there was a spirit Was it a dog or something? An old dog? No cat I had a ghost Well. I thought I had a gusk. My mom said I had a gusk cat, right He's not the goods 'use of it was getting it's you seeing this as well. Yeah my mum said had a girl's cat. It's just really sced. She did so theyre atent we cannot do the this people at all.. But what was it thought it was a good Well she somew it was getting knocked off the kitchen top Now looking back, it might have been you know when you have the washing machine on That's vibrating. Yeah, it might not have I can't say, can of, You could maybe be the l in that. But my mom came around and was like, you've got a ghost cat and it's just knocking stuff off So she made me put a sauce or a milk out for it And she said if it drinks it, you know you have an it' girl. Did it drink it It wentn't like Philadelphia. Oh was lot Chis No Is it the washing machine? Is the thing on the slland Ghost car. the only it can only be Ghost carart You just gott to speak you gotta talk to them. so we had a house once day. were totally your ghost c. Yeah. No, I thought our house was bit h. so every time I used to come home I'd go hello Yeah H' you read a thing that says you're not supposed to talk to them? No, so my sister said because I used to go, fuck off, I don't want you here. Leave us alone. And she was like, donon't be nasty You've gott to be like nice You can't be horrible exx. Can canan you sister tell you the same thing about how you talked to me? Would that be okay She actually said I speak too nicelyough I actually had a little a bit more phone Aaboo babaoo, baboo Study and play! Come together on a Windows eleven PC. And for a limited time, college students get the best of both worlds. Get the unreal college deal, everything you need to study and play with select Windows eleven PCs. Eligible students get a year of Microsoft three hundred sixty five premium and a year of Xbox GamePass ultimate with a custom color Xbox wireless controller Lear more at windows d. com slash student offer. Law S supppplies last ends june thirtieth turns at aka. mS slash college PC Tomorrow morning is knocking. Stock your fridge now. How about a creamy moocha raappuccino drink? or a sweet vanilla? Smooth caramel, maybe? orr a white chocolate mocha. Whichever you choose, delicious coffee awaits. Find Starbucks Rappuccino drinks wherever you buy your groceries Baboo babooaboo You are you're going on tour Yeah And I think I didn't know this. Your tour iss called Lucy's Tour. Bad at C Aolds it was. Sorry can I that's actually wrong? It's actually Lucy and Ghost Cat. I'm gonna shake it. Can we get this change? It's Lucy and Gororscas. Lucy's tour. The sour milk tour that. show you can. As what you made H! Welcome to Lucy's do it. Ohm, Lucy. This Mter. is M Gse C.. This is serious. It's called, Y tour is called Bar the Quiz shows, Good with Weads. Yeah I am also Terrible of quiz shows It too the point where I don't really do them anymore, DN not? But I have said yes to one and it's really it's coming up really soon I'm shit. I'm shit at them But do you feel like that's why you're asked to do them? I feel like I'm getting asked to do them all because them again. Are you to the new generations female Joey Essexes? that's how I feel. Get them on becausecause they'll make a out what they I'm just so bad at I hate it when I've got when I'm playaying for money for a person who I can see their face, like the wheel or whatever I'm You' good. I've seen you on face you' good All right I'm all right when if I can't see the person I. So if I'm trying to win for a charity that I've chosen or whatever, Fine, but on the wheel in that way you can see them and you're like ta them and then you get it wrong and they're like, o then the wheel they disappear back down the hall when they've got it wrong. It's so like You're flush them down the fucking toilet. It's so I can't bear it. so You're really good at. Have you ever done catchphrase No, I've never done it. I can't I just couldn't do it. would I would be mute I just wouldn't we do it at home and you get them all. He gets them all Lamsack they going absolutely not. It's absolutely not a bad cateories You've been it? Yeah, yeah oneon categories. Yeahah, yeah. I was listen you talk about this on here. I nearly didn't win it because I was so good in the first round. the producer came up and he said I think I've talked about this on here before. I'm going gonna say it again. The producer came up and he said, Look, can you dial it back a bit because no one else is saying anything And I went right Oh my good. I went, But you know, you know friends, you know when Chandler tells Monag gott to take it easy on your boss when they're playing tennis. And she goes, I'm sorry, I don't understand what you just said. That's basically what I said I was like, what do you mean dial it back because no one else said anything. So I dialed it back. someone got one right and then they immediately got the bonus right and he went above us in the leaderboard and went to the producer in the next break. I went and gloves are off me. I went I went I am not stopped. Did't stop. D. Did't stop. Jjoyeders I sported Jimmyar off, Jimmy carr did it well and I sped him about once Jimmyarr went o Oh, yeah, went the said the same thing to me. I was like, fuck him Is like fuckucking, b, bum. Yeahah, no mercy My charity versus your charity. Let's fight. I mean, Lucy would' have been the ones that didn't get any air timee Yeah. We're on there trying to promote somethinging and then, you know business is business business. This is business, business women. What's good with weados? What do you mean I amn't bothered with that? It's just becausecause it rammed and now everyone's asking me and it doesn't mean anything about I'm interrogated literally yesterday, what's this what's this weirder reference then like can you know can you can tell people have been bitched about you behind your back? And they come with that energy and you like It like what's this wee? I could just pitch him up? Well, maybe it's you. It must be you then D't it just because it rhymes ad with What does it mean It don't have a quick show good with weirads It rolls up your tone nice it is nice. it is nice What you I mean? So for future interviews, maybe you could just say I'm good at I'm good at dealing with people who are weird Well you know, I don't think you're even allowed to say. say we does, are you God is it is it a ye right Is your farewell to her The same Yeah. No Weados is still all right. like I think Wead. I think you can say freak. I think freak's still sorry, sorry just gonna to stop this here. Absolutely can't say freak. and genuinely, genuinely, because you just baalled in and freak was your next one there, I'm actually gonna stop you In your trucks just in case the next one that comes out of your mouth is even worse than fl. way you can't say gim, I know that. G. D cant sayim I just don't think you can. What do you call a mask you person Oh fair enough, but when I was at school should stop. People were gimps. I thought you should st a gimpps. I've started realising anything we said at school. Yeah's in the North East in the nanies.'s synonymousy can't. I can't tell the kids about any of my school going on at all. No, look so inappropriate. I'm the same. Yeah. And then do you have Becauseuse she watches Yoube because I thought YouTube was bad for her. And then what was it the night I put her into bed What was our saidentimate what was it? and I said something about being And she Satty and she went And then I I'm Sotm. it And we did it to each other with then we both word, I'm a Scaab manan. And I was like Oh my go. You can watch as much YouTube as you are. Is that the best cl is bringing back stuff yeah. Yeah Yeah I believe she knew. But when we were younger though, we used to listen to some raj stuff Like ye. even just thinkinking like song song ny Yeah, I'm honey, yees Sex on the beach Yeah, but don't you think it was all Playful Like Euro trash and like It was it was like making anything sexy into like Fun. L almost yeah, like fun. familyamily fun but you know. M my s used to watch it on mute. Did she? Yeah. So literally my mum and I would go to bed and we had a telly in' room 'cause my sister's like two three years older than me. And it used to be on at like ten o'clock, I think, eleven o'clock. you or trash, can't remember. but we used to watch it on mute, just kind of like It was grot. It was grotesque. I loved it though it was great. Yeah, it was so good. Everybody watched it. Yeah. And you stayed up and then told. You needed to know if everyone had stayed up late enough to watch it that you next stayed find. But I feel like that gave like boys at school like Yeah, he didn't feel as in danger for slap. It's now and stuff that are' watching. Oh I know if's not good is it?. How quite a lot of bile and hred in it now? How old your daughter She's only nine Yeah. yes so she's n Still Still young, lovely little age nine, isn't it? I'm hing this sa it all out tonight the age in which you can go on it I' up in that b I signed the petition. Yes, A. Yeah. So We'll say, But I said this years ago I said, I'm hoping it'll do such a YouTube like a YouT turn sorry. that'll be uncool Yeah Do you know what I mean? Like you know how sometimes we like Facebook sort of like people stopped using it and then whatever, people might get sick of it Guinely. kids might do the same that might be like, o You're on Snapchat so So in the past, blan de bllan. Yeah, we' say I think you're right, yeah. No, I think you're right This to be the one as many like kid like young I think people was like it was almost like they know it's embarrassing to film it. A really kids. Yeah. It felt like they were like no it's it's almost a bit ated stuff like it's about being in the mom? Oh, that's good because it's not. Where's that last? Yeah. That's good. We went We went to Disneyland and some girl. Film the fireworks for twenty six minutes The should handsor thing Held at both arms with you are straight armed six min twenty six minutes. I watched the fireworks on a fucking phone because I couldn't say But to the point where we I stopeding the fireorks because I was like I need it safy she does it The strength. twenty six minutes street in the air like fucking stress position from Guantanamobay. Oh M, but you're not gonna watch it again any No That's what we said. D don't film very well. And then I went on YouTube because I was like, maybe she's putting it on YouTube to make a bit of money. So many clips. so many clips on there. She just typed in She could have just stayed and watched it on YouTube. Shing like they the radit mo side I feel like you're adding something I don't know, who knows. Do you like social media you use it a lot Well, I only use it for where I'm more like I'm in lots of what I' more like whatsApp M like Meld is in WhatsApp. Okay. All right. mean I think mine maybe actually. Yeah. Yeah Yeah. o yeah. It's actual mate, isn't it? like in the It's real. Yeah. Yeah. It's a nice bit of interaction goes on, isn't there? Yeah I feel like. I'm seeing people less there because we're in touch really often. Yeah And so it feels like we're in touch. So we're actually seeing each other in person a bit less. Okay But I think that's just been busy isnt it Yeah. But no, I can't bet I amamed I'm on like Instagram for where And then like I get sucked in like I'll p some it and then find myself looking stuff and I'm terrible. I can't bet. it's so dangerous. I know I'm so addicted to it. And do you know what's really weird All my friends, anyone who I'm friends with We've all bought the same things because it It it's shown to us stuff Yeah. Right? Okay. that that we'll never use. Like what? Creatine Are you on creatine? God This is exciting. How time roy to have creatine for ages. Did you see the creatine adverts and just think you should do it for like Mental health for like it can help with depression, it can help with Alzheimer's in the future and stuff. Did you see all that or did you see more for regulation? saaw that. It's aimed at like women my age. Right. And there's no studies. it doesn't it's It It's not medically posant to help with anything Is it not? It adds water to your o muscles. There's no studies to say it helps with any of the stuff if you wear it on Instagram, Yeah It's not Asian That is true See, I've heard it's the most research supplement that there is, Roy. only takes twenty grams a day of it. Yeah. Oh For women's health. O for women's health, rightight? okay? There's no studies on women's health. No. Hello cares man Anyway, moving on Wow Wow, it's jog. I'm totally joging. I'm beating you. I'm totally jogking Baboo,aboo, bab What a cat bear is agg Gals in the twenties who live near the ocean tellelling me I should breathe more. And then like and they drink they after they drink there's like a drink that they drink morning routine. Machers. Gurim. I didn't you toever get ready with me. G G with me.. It took me so long. I was like, Yeah,ir girl up Girl a woman. Girl a woman.. Yeah, why the only thing getet ready with me And they think that it's what they're drinking. And you know, when you really want to show a picture of you that I So many times I've been like, listen, little bitch in b Here's a picture of me at the same age I lived off ill and Lambber and butler, yeah S Finda's crrispy pancakes Look asid. Yeah, and look and then what was those then ones in the blue bottle? And the pub. But no you know, the alcoca pot. Oh blue Blue k. Blue Vit that? It was a smith from the inside. It was all a jack. I looked exactly the same, is't there? It's like genetics, is that right? Just you You're just you young you're young do. Come preaching. I know to me. I know. I got a comment Green goddess underneath to be pay and I'll pay you to find out Yeah How look how do I How did I twenty it didn Two So so many times have wanted to comment you green fucking little bit Shot the fucker In that fucking hotel you've rented out for a week and done a year's worth of Instagram posts. Yeah you've nailed it. You've nailed it. You've nailed it. It' so true. Wow It' so true. There was another one. A friend of a friend commented on it. I won't say who it was. rightight. there someone had posted a picture of them now and a picture of them fifteen years ago and a friend of a friend had put M she looks a lot older now Was it notice? to Vienna Recently Somebody put something on saying like Rhanna's age. justust like, Yeahah, because it was twenty years ago when she was at that like when she first came out she's aged twentyenty years, yeah, yeah. Yes you should look different. There was another one. M Madness. I know I got really ir follow this, I think it's because I follow this addresser from Sheffield and so I think it was showing me of her and she's lovelygg, and I sometimes comment because she set up her own business she's really young shes done really well for herself And she's like really good with Instagram stuff and I always try I always like try to comment on it. So it's been showing me other ones of like young girls who was this this last she's from sound I sound awful, sound really mean.' from Doncaster and she's doing a m there in the film in it And she's saying I'm gonna give you old money blonde Oh you live in fucking don'ke? Two O Moneyy blonde. Where you gonna take your old money blonde hair to Nanda' world what' about h about? ust somewhere money like old money Like Rich rich rich older ladies. Yeah. Yeah. Chelse. Like that guy who goes around have you seen that Instagram? goes around wherever I think it's Miami or somewhere like that. And just they're just dripping with like Chanel, these older ladies. and he's like, what are you wearing theyre like Chanel And then they've got somebody else onm the like, how can't wely? It's just Fascinating. Palm Beach Palm Beach Right. Brilliant. But you just think like They haven't had like a normal conversation in twenty five years. L if they met someone like us, they'd just be like fuck Yeah What' going on But that's old money blnt ye Yeah. Yeah, that's what it is. That's not what that's so funny, but I know, I know But I They say it all online, don't that's what they want to live. They want to live. and realel in a in a That in' h It's the vanity though,n't it? Yeah like It's become like alright be the narcissist I get it like if you I don't know. the same people I think, yeah, it's you know, that's your job There's some people say I know I know I think we're very under a very similar menu we think the same on this. I find it insane. but I don't know if it's just a trend at the minute where there like possibly when we were younger there was trends, like I remember skinn jeans with thongs hanging out. I used to have my thong hanging above my jeans. like Gross Sor There was a moment when I looked I thought she's gonna be fine with this Sheuc. you remember that? Did you remember fine with this? The song like just aboved it. Yeah. So the problem is that was your trend th you that was your with it just I think like just to put like obviously u a man and when I want to put if I'm going to put a ph or on Instagram I feel like it has to be interesting or funny. Don't just go, o I look nice in this suit or I look nice in this tops I'm putting myself on. It would I'd be fucking mortified. But it seems to be a thing where people do it more and more and I see so many people it's just M It's a great weekend all of it. It's just a phot of in front of fucking door and all the different stuff they're wearing and I'm like What the fuck is that? Like b to stand. like fine, like fine. you look great. like maybe I don't know maybe it fashion's a thing. I don't know what you're trying to do, but I'm just like I find it hard to post anything on the internet anyway. I don't post many things. I talk about me tooour. I post off for this podcast post something funny, if it's hilarious, if it's weird. but I can't be like Just me looking good. They have a good Monday everyone? No, no.? I don't think I ever fucking look good and too. Stick your m? I've got a draft I've got a video drafted actually of you fart in the living room, Do remember that? Oh that way yeah. So ying put on Yeah that's funny. We've got a question. A to read out, please. Yeah. Thank you so much. Dear Chris and Rosie, please keep me anonymous. Will you keep them anonymous Yeah, no we will, we always do. Don't worry. Here is a story from our time working as a junior doctor in A andA. Oh yes, always good. Always good. We love life doctor stories O Saturday around five AM, a woman in her forties came in with her partner. With a foreign body stuck in a vagina Here it is. come on , you've got to get on board with this pretty quick. This is got it you gota guess what it is I have to. No no. But the foreign body in question turned out to be a byro pen Has it gotosta Cyberers? That For whatever reason her partner had put ins cy her while they were having sex And in his words it just got sucked up And they were since unable to locate. Each to their own I thought, I assumed a bar open would be quite easy to get out But when I had a look with a spectulum, it was nowhere to be seen pen en Look this everyveryone listening on audio, Lucy just thought that was the end of it. and look very much like when I'm left with more questions than answers, your face summedered all up there. That was amazing. I thought she was going to be here and she's here. And you have to see. And you want to find it. No you have to find it Lucy you're the guest, Guest has to find the foreign body. That's what this is Gloves are ready I then double checked with them that it hadn't been put in a bum by mistake. Or if it had fallen out, so I then went and got a more senior colleague to help me and she got an ultrasound scanner to look for this pen Can you guess where it was? I've got a horrible feeling. he's put it in the front door Not in our urethra If let thr is put it on a pestle No, he's not. What where is it? It's not,'s not This is this is the best mach In a check what? I don't know where. I don't know where the shen is. You should pitch this is a game. biro pen turned out to be in her bladder. Yes. He had somehow managed to get the pen through her urefa. Oh my And it was now stuck in her bladder She then ended up having to have it surgically removed later that day. That's thirty That's thirty grand. Straight away NHS Wait where some money? Yeahah Get a byro out your piss all. That easy. Anyone listening Anyone listening, I've got a guy who do for for ten grand touch Sord they. ammazing thatstand that that one, I guessed it I guessed it up the pitole. I said front hole, I said the front. Well, it's not called the front hole. is I sorry, are you a doctor I just got a funny. Can we just stop Potting things up each other Can we all just any I don't know who needs to hear this Two things from this podcast. Floss and stop putting things up each other Thank you for coming me TED Tal You in the n? Cly ever put M Gallish Whual Gse can't tell you to do? No, what b cloth what Three clothes it was awful. It was so sad I was well ab it was the momums that swimming, you know swimming class, they were talking about worms Oh not threadwmss. Threadworms. Yeah. and then I got them. I got them. And have you ever had them? notot as an adult? I had them as an adultreet I tell you that, I've to many people, I'll tell you we're off here. All right. Everyone listening knows the story. He might have gotten from your daughter. No she didn't now ask And in they wriggling at night is a horrific feeling.. And I Google that how to get rid of them because I didn't have any of the medicine And it said raw garlic. So I went back, told all these ladies, Oh don't worry if you get it because you can just take raw garlic and they were like, Oh we could never eat raw garlic. How's that it I didn't know you meant to eat No more. So you stuck it up your bum. Yeah, they never came out G got away in e come with it. she's not laughing though is she? know. This said was spponsored by Dol. So many so many questions Did it get it? No didn't get it Didn't get rid of theerm. D didnt order to get rid of the worms. Oh God where did It just went inside you Yeah you feel anything after that Thanks Kr everyay Eone listening to. If you've listened to this on audio and you haven't watched, please consider watching it on YouTube because when these things come over Lucy Pan's mouth and you look at a face. It it came out the mouth. let these words come out your mouth. but you look at your face just sitting there just so looking so pretty and proper and just o God. Oh It's been a pleasure. Thank you for coming. Thank you so much. Thank you. Oh God, I've cried. Yeah, that's funny