Jaw Pain and Final Farewells

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Visitandora. net for details you are listening to and watching, Shagmarnoid, please keep me anonymous. Hello, yes, and this week's phenomenal guest is the brilliant. Do know what? I'm going to say it, National treasure Oh yeah. National treasure. Forcial. The brilliant Mel Giderut Mel is on promoting her podcast Where There's a Will, There's a Wake whichich sounds fantastic. She's on talking about all kinds of stuff. She's just just such a nice woman and also Super talented. incredibly funny. So listen and enjoy And if you're watching on YouTube, subscribe that subscribe. Smash that subsrapum man. We had a fight about the jingle jing We couldn't set al on a jingle jing So this is the jingle j We hop you like the jingle jing Baboo babaoo babaooab Jo Was it you or me? Have I been told this story so many times that we were in a soft player once and a child went down with a full nappy and just left a big did someone brought in? someomeone rorought in. Massive streak. Big streak of shit on. Yeah. was that you? That was me? right yeah. I went down the slide and there was just a streak of shit after them Just howed that be on. It was one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen. old Robin out of that soft We are nearly out of soft player age We are Oh guys, you've not got along to go. No, not I tell you what it is It's the noise as well. Its it's that very particular sort of I mean, it's I don't know what you can't even call it a tone. Tinny like Yeah, it's just like it's so my go. Yeah so I used to work in a nursery with in the two to three room. Oh and that was the same. Oh. I'm looking now because me and my mates take our take our youngest to the soft play because my two mates have got kids exactly the same age. so they go. So we've just passed the age, the stage of I won't go in with them. So I'm not they're safe. I don't crawl around anywhere now they can play on their own. that's fine. So I'm nearly out of going there at all. But I just love that moment where one kid start trying and you see every single dad and mom on the tables just do the Mia cat with their like Is that you hear a cry? You're like, is it? Not mind? sit back down, back on your phone. I took a niece actually to not be doing any of that. A climbing wall. Right. I sort of thought I'm gonna be fun Auntie. Yeah. And I said, yeep, I'll take her and her five mates. What? too a climbing wall? This was a couple of weeks ago. What are you driving? Hell We did We did it in two cars. Right, right two cars and my God, that was a throwback to dark times. That was so why did I ever say? But that's a dangerous dangerous activity how hardy And and it's also somebody with a massive midlife crisis. on the go, thinking can still climb in theiddle those walls. Al so you had to go with it. Well I thought I sort of thought I had, you know, fun auntie had to and then by the end, hatchet faced, totally humoress, sort of shouting, Josamine, sort of shouting at everybody. Just all really awful. It' be like if she's actually on the te, she's quite funny. Yeah. she's horrible. She's horrible in real life. She and really humorless Really humoress? Yes, that's it. Oh, it's so embarrassing. Talking about embarrassing, go on I just heard, I haven't actually spoke to you about this. Yes. I just heard out there Last night you were at the baths last night? Yes Did you leave Back tag on, Yes, I did To go and give the award and Yesday. What do you mean?? I've got a very I've got a very light Little, it's like, you know, like a school gym bag s a draw string like a TD sports draw strring bag. Yes, you get your train I did. Yeah. Yeah. So my niece made it for me. I love My niece, Another niece, not the climbing. different. Yeah fucker. She You never seen her. Dad to all of us. Yeah. carry on Sorry This niece, Rosie is her. nice. She's super talented. She made that bag for me when she was fourteen years old. Oh that's lovely. That's. She's brilliant with a sewing machine. You know what I mean? She's got that talent. L love that. Anywways, so I always wear the backpack It's just all it's part of life every day. Gorgeous. Anyway, you've been to these awards do's and they're deellightful. They can be absolutely great, but it's like it's M mayhem isn't it? Yeah Thousands of people backstage chaos and I get a bit funny if I leave my stuff. I kind of think, will I find it again? Yeah I mean it's stupid. It'll get moved When I get home, I've got my keys in there and there's actually something I'm trying to learn There was just a piece of paper and I had to learn some words and I thought, well, I need yeah anyway. Yeah course of course. So I kept it with me at all times. and then I just popped it on the back, forgot about it. went from post. Blow me down. literally, Greg Davis went and meel ensed wo steps onto the stage, I thought. I thought yeah. you in? a white suit with feather trim a draw strring backack and a drawerringback. And I just thought, let's just let's get on. D it all? Yes I did. Oh I got to the lecterm and I thought it's going to look really odd because there are two bits of quite dirty rope justust u neither one I haven't watched it yet across the It's pristine. Well get the we'll get the pictures up here as you're watching now on YouTube, we'll get this up, we'll get the images up. That's brilliant. Oh keepeeping it real you're keeping it real. Yeah Do you know? Keeping it menopausal, I would say, Rosie. It's just that anyway. Sometimes you just got to go you just gott to go with it have you? Yeah. Do you know what human everyone's human. We're like sometometimes these things they become where people areu'nt. And it sort of like gets a bit sanitized. Yeah. And I love that. I love that you just left your bag on. so what I't know? Yeahah. I sort of did think. I think Sue made a quip about a security alert or something. I can't remember. I was just bit it's all a bit fudgy. Anyw the phone was on, everything. phone was on anyyway, all good.. Was it a good nighter than that But you know, I feel because I said for days before I'm going to the bapters and my friend was like Yeah Oh my go. Oh my go. Oh, you're gonna to see bllah And I was I felt really old and jaded and miserable and hatchet faced by going Yeah, because it sounds really spoilt when you say because it's a privilege to bels such a bloody privilege. it may be the first time you go But then I say Jaded by saying, Oh, darling, you know, o I have to go to the Brafters. You know, I just think I don't w want to sound like a twap, but you know what me because it's a thing that a not a lot of people will get to go through and you sound like a sort of like first world problems like kind of like I don't realize how low I am. But I'll say hands up. We don't do well at these kinds of things. Why Why not guys? Don't do well being Uhed around Yeah. Don't do well being ushed around. don't be I don't do well being handed like a drinks voucher and going By the way, you've got two drinks on this voucher, notot these ones, you know, like, you know, when you're going like a you know, when you're going like a shitty air, a shit y' inclusiveness, like logal beir ro only.ike I that bott of corner not the local be are only in a plastic cup and I yeah donon't like how I think I was let down by how amazing the look and how everyone looks so important and so free and so glamorous and it's actually not, it's just a cute It's a cue from the second you get in It's a cbe You get there toQ, weait there, you go you see all these people that fos the Instagram and red. Weere you I didt like it. You We swerved it actually. Oh did your tou catherine wheel. It's a catherine wheel going off in front of you. The flashhing, you are not prepared for what the flashhing's like when all of them photographers doing the flight. It's horrendous. knocks on your ar. And then there's that thing of where you're about, I want to sound like yourre a dick here, but when you're about to go on and they go or two seconds someone much more famous has just turned up. they're just going to get there for takaking first and you go Okay. and you wait while like Killing Murphy or someone gets his foot, which actually did happen. But he was more mortified than us to be to be very hated it so very apologetic I But I still went ahead, yeah, yeah, yeah. We' get him. His de come His de'll come, Rosie. We'll get him. No was. The great thing about last night was no, there were some lovely things about it A, always hanging out with comedy partner, Susan Pkins. Oh ye She's the best. Ruddy joy. And we always have a good time together, which is great. And also we weren't there for us. We were there to celebrate. ninety one year old. ninety. Iconic legendary, beautiful Mary. So actually we had a ball. good. We had a ruddy ball. Well done. And you've won it back. You've won it it won it back. because Chris really put a dum around I know. And I was thinking in my head, I was thinking, let Chris take the going come up next year. know me thing is because I just want like when people look at Instagram. No, no, because when people look on Instagram and they see celebrity school on these things andre all and you're done up I want to go look, donon't ever feel bad that you're not doing them things because they are essentially just at a big school prom All that was proble It's wor. a school problem. they're on Instagram they're on the red carpet. it looks great they've cu forty five minutes to get the photo taken and then they're only allowed certain wine and they're allow of different wine. Please don't feel b. Don't watch it and go don't look at it and go why on our celebrity and f. It's not good at all I'm saying is it's not that good. It's a networking night, but we're not at networking because we get pissed And then our n we just every time we go out we just want to have a night. It's like we don't get out very often because we've got little kids. Yeah. So for us, those nights, but nobody else is that drunk. Yeah. I think that's really But you are you the sort of Dunks That sounds awful. The drunks. Yeah. Yes they are contin. No that's the wrong word. But when you get giddy on the booze at those affairs Will you stay out the last? W you be the last standing impmpressive. That's impressive. But then you watch everybody go warm and you think Should we go Is it uncool to stay, but we stay. We're usually. That's where that good man. so you bring the party just the br and just maintain that you see that Be do it's very rare, you see? because we normally go home as we' normally have a meal and go home, but at them things you don't don't know if you drink too much and you just forget yourself. We haven't kid to me haven't got work the next day. Yeah. And you dance together Sometimeses. You're not a big dancer. Not a big dancer. Fourth and strictly is the last thing I'm going to do Yes, if you came forth in fucking st it was really insane, isn't it Oh Steven. That is really good. I'd forgotten that fourth is like It was all for fourteen weeks. It was ridiculous. It was ridiculous. It got silly by the end. But do you know that thing? Rosie, did you do the Christmas? I did Christmas. Okay, let's discuss. Yeah. So that's like a three week. Yeah it isn't it? Youve got three weeks. Yeah. but I found My family said I turned even in that three weeks. Oh really said I became an askor. You did it with Nil, didn't you? I did it with Neil. Oh, isn' he great? Neil did my tattoos? ye, she's cut the man in the ear. Yay It's a really good tattoo. Is really good. I've got a lot of time for Neil. Hes. If I ever had have done it. did I would I would' have wanted Neil as well and it was really good Even in that three weeks. Can I just say three weeks to learn one dance is pathetic. be a sh. There was other dances. there was four days dance. also g dance as well. Four days you're doing a meanain dance for me. You know, Charles four days But I have to say though Yes, it was a ninety second dance and it took ree weeks It was a street dance And I thought when I got the gig, I thought brilliant twentyw seconds of that ninety seconds will be dressing the Christmas tree Th you come down off the ladder and then you sort of shimmy over that's another twenty seconds, then it'll be about twenty seconds of actual dance material. Yeah. withith Neil with Neil. ninety seconds does We did I was frightened. What did you do again? Jve H goodood for you Rising The kicky one Yeah. But he made me fully learn how to properly do the kick. Well yes, because the problem was with you, he learned he looked and he went, Ah she can do this No they're ignore, they're incredible. the pro they teach it to your level. If they they sus, don't Yeah. I agree with that. I have to say the dip, the Christmas dip into the strictly world was lovely I don't know if I could hack the full bloody thing could you U not after watching Chris do it. I've been asked a few times, but then I always get wrong of my agent for saying publicly no I wouldn't do it. so maybe I would Bab dooo babaoo baboo Study and play! Come together on a Windows eleven PC. And for a limited time, college students get the best of both worlds. Get the unreal college deal, everything you need to study and play with select Windows eleven PC's. elligible students get a year of Microsoft three hundred sixty five premium and a year of Xbox GamePass ultimate with a custom color Xbox wireless controller Lear more at windows d. com slash student offffer. 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No, listen, I don't want to be all kind of, you know, self depreate, self depreate I was all right at languages. Yeah. I really bloodly like speaking languages. My dad was really good at languages. He spoke about six. Really? Yeah. Oh that I'm so impressed by that last year impressive I'm going to Verona in a cr. Come on, let's Well let's Hallion is one I know literally hardly any. French I'm all right with, but what what do want to what why are you going to Verona? what do you want to do? So'' for this year. uaranta Quant forty Y, anta. So I'll say to them Caranta O quarantani, a mil compano, aberian saccoiz. They don' hang on? see Rosa. Cabi. It's unbelievable. That could have been pidgeon Italian. did? No, it' quite weak. It was quite sound was lovely. Come on, what did you say? I said I'm forty years old I can't remember what I said. I then said, I want to really drink a whole load. Yes, well, that's exactly why I'm going with my mom and my sister. So there we go. Just. Just take the clip of this and just play it to the waiters. All right you don't need to a. No just do I ask for? I tell you what, rather than drink My mom drinks red, we drink white te. How do I ask for three Amer Black America arrnolds Aaura, That's weird actually. When you say in Italy on cafe Micano, it doesn't necessarilyicano. You're not gonna get a black coffee. you say on caafe Coffee in Italy is not a coffee with milk Okay, so un cafe T Cfe T Cfe Look at that, you see, there's all that going on. I'm so pretentious. W was so. that. I lived in Greece for two years and now literally was the Greek? Yeah, N not as good as it should be. But Greek's quite tricky. It's really hot, it's really hot Yeah.'ve never I've never had a crack at Greek It's nice though. Ticanis, Cala, Cala's Paracalo It's You speak Greek and you go go Ligo Per Ligo. So very little Per Ligo Po Per Ligo Yeah, I would say I mean, do you want a strongest you want a medicanel I just say t cafe cafe. Three coffees, but they'll probably give you little That's fine we'll look little shorties. That's fine My colleagues get so embarrassed been to Italy a couple of times with the kids. I think only once actually, as you know, maybe twice, And when I start speaking, they just they're just like, nooray Be I no, 'cause I give it real it I give it I show off. I. I good for you've done you' st strugging a carton and telling someone you can't, you have to do them a favor on your daughter's wedding day Are you tell them that Luca Brusy sleeps with the fishes? Yeah, right Okay. I Yes and all this and all they get so busy watching the Sopranos A. I read the gofather the other day. You read it? I read book In Italian P Im sorry Oh I'm sorry Buff. No because I thought look, I did a bloody degree in Italian. I should be able to read the book and I picked it up. It in Italy actually I picked it up, it was in a books swap thing. And I thought I'm gonna read this. Good for you. Wow. Reallyh I should to read it you now because I love I love the movie Try to mead it in Italian. Don't be ridiculous? Mar. But is it Mario? Y, it's Mario Patio, I think. He was quite a character, wasn't he What we? we've got a list, we've got a list of all films that I hadn't seen whichich is shameful and old ones which s We just did casino and Goodfellas. I'd never seen them. I never seen. Isn't that terrible? Where was that? When did they come out? Because I was not I believe you were wasas a little little little little yeah. wereere you alive even when Goodfells came out? Oh, maybe not. I don't know. They just passed by. And then if my dad was watching them I just was like, what Well, what would Mly uncool becausecause your dad sitting watching. Yeah. Pro looked old fashioned. Yeah. Oh, that's the thing, is't it? That's the thing. You don't wantan to be What we've got next, we've got usual suspects you wantan to watch? Yes. I haven't seen that. N never seen that. Never seen that. So so many untouchables. Never seen that. I've never seen that. What Hey hang on Is that the one when they're all in the police line? spect usual suspect. Untouchables is Kevin Costner. Seaan Connnery Andy Garcia and u Robert D replaced Al Capon You've never seen it Robert Der playing A Caporon unbeliev Unbelievable. Ne you to watch it. It's about how they got Al Capone How Elliot Ness, played by Kevin Kostner gets Al Capone Cosnner wasbing Heard, wasn't I like him. Yes. You just did a pinball. You did a Rosie style pinball. Yeahah. He was Robin Hood, but not in the film I'm talking about. And was he also a bodygard? Yeah Lve that. just sort of watch fish in water world, but you know. Oh yes.. W was he the fish Where iss the guy with Gillsby and his ears in water?, I'minking of a sheep of water. Rice. No kid No didn't see that It's really good actually We've gone pinball,ight We've gone pinball.yone a lot of. Sorry, sorry sor. Water worldorld. God, that was good. That was at the time the most expensive thing self funded it and lost a lot of money on that. Cost it is Yeah. I think it was a huge flop. I think I'm sure I'm ninetine percent. That might be false I' you're all. I sure yourreself phed. And I'm gonna to pluck this out of the ether. I think it cost ninety million pounds Which at the time a lot That's a lot, which was the most expensive film ever made. That's probably not a lot for films now, though? No? That's an independent film now il. They said in the paper today, I don't know if this is true that each episode of Saturday Night Live UK costs two million dollars Re? H Episode. crazy. How could that be for a teles show right? was that rubbish? I don't know if that's a lot or not a lot. I don't listen a lot in the meetings. Is that a lot? Is it? It seemed like a hell of a lot. twowo million for an episode. that is a lot. of a live sketch. is that not just the fee of the? Not my speakers they' getting big guys to do they? You never know Tina Fy Okay. And it's a big cast, isn't it? It is a big cast. Well, I just hope the cast are getting good mind because they're all brilliant. They're all the busy that No was he did a thing about pidioms. We were on tour We were on tour and our tour managers were talking about how they get padiums or they get like twenty quit or whatever for sandwiches and stuff was he went to end what I don't a pity him, I want to pity him. O the two of I just went Y know you just keep all the other money Listen, this is really, really tick on my opinion.. Once at the Edinurgh Festival, you did a w in a bucket backstage after the performance was over, thenen you ended up being covered in your own way by the next performer who used the bucket for their show. She was a performance artist Yeah, she was a performance artist And Sue and I had shared a dressing room with her. I think her name is Penny Solomon If you're listening, slash watching, I apologize from the bottom of my heart So we were in that tiny venue in the Pleasence. I mean there's loads of venues in the pleasence. Yeah, was it hut? or was it inside? Yeah It got those kind of like little garage things like portable hut things.. So we were inside. And it was bloomming miles away from the nearest loooo, like literally miles away. and we were on You know, in ten minutes and I thought I'm not going to make it back for Kurton up. I am freaking desperate desperate. So I spotted out the corner of my eye a fire bucket Brilli Let let's let's just do the business. Yeah. I'll sort it out No one will know. I'll put a cloth over it put a little cloth over it, sort that out when I finished. I said to Perks, this is what I'm doing, you know, anyway, didid the biz Did the gig, Wait did that We had promised Penny Solomon As you do in Edinburgh. Yeah to all your fellow performers. R. I'll definitely catch your show. I'll catch your show. Okay. I'll come to see your show Don't you? Why whent you actually went? That's really nice Yo, you're all. I've said that so many times and never went And this was our last This is a nice look. This was our last opportunity to go. might even have been her last perf So I said to Poll that we've got to go and see penys show quite heavy, it's performance art, we're to go and see. So we were in the front row, a couple of our mates as well. literally strapping in. It was heavy.. It was not a comedy show. it was a brave Pignant piece performance art. to very much in the zone. And she's in a white shift I seem to remember some sort of long white muslin thing going on. and doing lots of stuff, you know, anyway, I think she was calling out for her mother possibly injecting herself I know Then She whips off stage And she brought on The fire bucket Then she reached. for an enormous brush and started blessing the audience Blessed. We were Cfred with my pists the entirety of the ten rows Oh no. And we were Sue and I, I don't think we've ever laughed so much. And It was genius. That Oh my god Oh It was genius. I'd of course forgotten about it, you know, in the kind of o darlings. Oh thank you so thank you so much, you know, all that stuff. tootally forgot about it Well, luckily, I didn't take it away because that was one of her key props But It was. Oh, that is fantastic. it was Oh, I love stuff like that th. I love that. And that's like U, it's four in the afternoon. you're watching a performance artist and you're being covered with your own piss. Fascute and soon you. Soon She knew She knew. You know that, you know when you laugh and you can't actually make any noise, you can't breathe y It one of those a detention laugh or a funeral laugh. Yeah. Best ever. Can't laugh, notot allow to laugh after to hold it in comedy noise. unbelievable. That's it's stuff that would be a sitcom. Yeah Yeah when real life happens stuff Yeah, that should be a sitcom. It's just my favorite thing.reatest ever in the history of the favorite thing ever. But Penny, I feel for Penny though. Be I don't, you know, Penny, I don't want You know, he didn't know, she didn't realize. But I mean, she she was slightly, you know, she was slightly doing that becausecause there was there was a lot of motion in the front row. laughing so much. Yeah Oh my god. But it was the size of the brush. You know like a you know when you wall You you your wallpapering and you use it a gir wide girthy wide brush. It was one of those. It was just wftuff. Like a one where if you did like that on the ground, it would go like wack like a wacen of. Oh God. just beautiful volume of water in that brush. It wasn't like a piddly it was like a proper. It wasn't water though That's the best bit There's a story there. There' love for you to read out if you don't mind. Thank you so much Oh Oh I love reading out a story. I mean in English please No in no in hour listen It might not be You know, cp It will be great. It will be great. It will be great be Gnd G Gnd The grim of the ball the grim. It might be gr, might just be nice. let's see. Dickris and Rosie. Please keep me anonymous. We' do. Recently on the podcast, Rosie mentioned she'd started pilates. Oh yeah. and it reminded me of my very first reformer Not reform Reformer Pilates at class I walked in as a complete beginner to one of those classes where everyone else clearly knew exactly what they were doing determined not to look clueless, I lay flat on my back as instructed and avoided constantly popping my head up to copy everyone else I like that Instead, I decided to just listen carefully and follow the instructor's directions The problem was she kept referring to Carriage Oh no Put your hands flat on your carriage. Move your feet onto your carriage Knowing Pilates is meant to be good for your pelvic floor, I naturally assumed Carriage was just some cutesy pilatates term for your fanny. You know You're undercarriage Oh God! Oh God! Ggeous' so good. Oh That's gorgeous. So for the first twenty minutes of the class, I was basically just touching myself I did feel slightly self conscious when the instructor said things like, grab your carriage and pull yourself along But I seemed everyone else was simply far more experienced with this technique than I was For me, right? For me, what we're not think about here is There are people, including the instructor who could say everyone else doing it And this other lady just literally just grabbing herself. L she came in, she didn't do any of the stuff. She just touched her fany for like an hour, then she left, like what the fuck? That's great. And that she pulled herself alone. What?ike a dog with worms on a carpet. You didn't know what the carriage was at there It's the slight You're on the bed Yeah call the carriage. Yeah she goes on. It was only when she announced put your tippy toes on your carriage. said I finally thought Hang on. This feels excessive. So I sat up to look around and discovered everyone else had their tippy toes. perched on the moving bench with wheels that they were lying on also known as the carrot Wonderful, Ssolutely hious Gorgeous. love. love Gorgeous. I mean I've never done Palazis, so I didn't even know that the carriage the carriage does hard. It's hard. Is it good though Pilar? It's good. Apparently, it's very good for. it's like strength training, but you kind of like work and saw the what I got told just recently which I didn't realize there's like they're on springs and they are equivalent to sort of like Ws. And the courage is like you so it's resistance. It's really good It's good for when you get a bit. Well Let' start doing a bit of this Being down the road where I live I've got sort of cred in by a little blackboard outside Blast fitness Oh, sounds very aggressive. Sounds It sounds bad for your knees I don't like the sound of that. Oh, there's gonna to be a lot of burbes.. Blus fitness. Do like burbes No I I signed up there. Oh God, that toish. signigned up I always do that sign. S it again. There's a reason that Berbees rhymes with herbes. been. ie Bir piececes is the one where you can't do them Le down on the ground and then you F flip out the back lane and then you jump come back out and then you jump horrid. horrendous. I've got my' going incline. Yeah, bit of running, bit of light jog and some reform Apple arties. Yeah But go on and let us know what it's nice. So I can understand sorry, I can understand where its for strength. I than Istand running, cycling, all of that If I'm getting chased by a The fucking' wolf. doing burpes They are not applicable to the real world. I didn't want to say Beay because bay sounds too much like Burpe's and it you know, comedy wise you know But yeah, if I'm getting trased by a wolf or a murderer, I'm not burpeing me way out of there. No but that was a question that was on the internet a lot recently, wasn't it? What The man or the bay? No you didn't enjoy that D What was that Oh, it was whereether would you rather be chased in a wood? by a man Is the man with weapon or is the man without weapon? We don't know. whole point toicity of men of where so many women So many women chose the bed. I was upset. I was upset I was upset. I think I brown bear or a black bear M One is more vicious, isn't it? I think black bears are more vicious. Yeah, well the one is bigger. And more vicious. Is that right? I don't I don't actually know. I don't know. I not to her detailed Paul a bear snore panda recently so I've got nothing. She call it did't call it Paula be. Let me forget the name or something me It was a smalln panda. want it? 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It this black hat. this veil. Yeah It's grim. Everyone dies. Everyone dies. It's the only certainty of life. It is is that we will die But it is fun, it's not a kind of morbid And in fact, lots of people leave the podcast saying I feel loads better. I feel loads better. feel. Yeah Really? Yes, and actually it makes you yeah, it makes you feel the talk and kind of make you feel better both yeah, yeah. crackle of life. Yeah. Okay, that's exciting. I've also gotten in your notes here, which I'm fascinated by. You got jaw ache from last one laughing This is the absolute truth. I'm not just doing this as a kind of showbiz showbiz. Right. And I feel embarrassed about it. Be it is very very First worldld and also Shoby's asshole Yeah. I going to share with you. Okay go for it. Tomorrow afternoon at three o'clock. harassing going to see a jaw My sirs, you're going to get the hands in your mouth. hands in mouth. I've taked No, but we were just talking about it recently. Yeah. like you got TMJ? I've got TMJ? Oh no. this is that's That's not nice. Since last one laughing. because you were hauling it in so much because I for somebodyuddy reason, I was going L that becausecause it was, it really did stop, stop the laghin. It was a clench of the buttter Pilasses? Yes, Rbs. Yeahah, yeah yeah. plus this Uncles Latex gl tomorrow, get that hand in mouth. No. I think a lot of singers Have yeah I thought I had it a few years ago, just well, but I had an abscess. Beuse my first port of call was the dentist. Yeah, and did they say it? it was he said TMJ, off you go. That's am. I mean, what a heck of an advert for the show You were trying so hardot the not laugh on last one laugh and that you literally giveave yourself TMG. Well, I'll tell you for why. So we're all sitting on the sofa before we start and Jimmy Cr giving out the housekeeping notes. This is how the show works, blah this is what happens And then banter banter, banter, laughter. And then he looked at me and went, Well, you'll be out in ten seconds. And then and I was laughing, I was kind of going like that, but inside I was like No, I will not Uh, okay Yeah, I'm very I'm a bit like that, competitive. I just feel my ancestors on my shoulders. I feel the family Family way No, I do. I feel them all going. You will not let this man tell you what to do. They're Polish. Terrible impression You will not blood this man until you honestly, I feel my grandad, my great granddad, my great grandmother, and I just thought Jeff you, Jimmy G Yeah. ye. I'm gonna try my. are you in twenty six. No. No. you You were quite a wild. Yeah. You had to be to give yourself TMG. Yeah God bless you., I hope we get so. I'll report. the go right in, I've seen videos massage allll and say might be qu. Is it like sicky Bringing up the like a latex glove, like the smell or the taste of a latex glove She's French, She's been in touch. 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My mom's watching a Welsh drama at the minute and she says it's the weirdest thing because they speak in flluent Wels and then all of a sudden they go and they go, A glass of red wines. Is she? I love wild. Yeah, it's wild. I what she said it's really good. It's called Oh Godd, I'm gonna to get wrong. take C ninety four on ITV. Did I take my med does the floor managing on that? Oh really? H m they are obsessed, but they say they're just speaking flu well so you read the subtit and then all of a sudden, you're like and down at the shop. It's just random little things are? They're doing in English and Welh, sh? A they? Oh yeah. And you watch it they said it's really good. I did I don't know if I told of this. I went and played I played golf the week when I was on two out and I was on the all and I got paid with a team. And it was two young lads, brothers both live over here, but from France and the mom was visiting them She was full French and I went around the full golf course, fully eighteen holes four hours with these And they were talking to me quite a lot, but a lot of the time they' just talking to each other in French. It was and as not a very good golfer, it was really fucking uncomfortable That's my worst nightmare just sharing a golf game. I went for a walk. I basically went realistically if you take the golf out of it, I went for a walk in the field for four hours with two French lads and their mom. That's spepeaking French. And I was ignored for quite a lot of the time. But And I kept going, what what's French for three put? and they would tell us and I go, What's French for Gimmy Its French for G gm Do you know that Gimme? What is gimme? Gimme,'s like if if it's within if it's within a certain, you don't have to take the next putty go say gimme I know you'll get that in So if it's within a couple of feet that's out the degree Con I would say, isn't? Yeah ye. So I asked a few French phrasers, but then most of the time we' would just talking to each other. I can't give you gimm, I'm sorry now. Then I would talk to one of them for a while and then he would go, all yeah. And then he would turn and he would talk to his brother in French and then they' both start talking French and I'd be like We Lying pig It's been lovely. Thank you so much. so lovely. love it here I love' handling. I love whenever you want. if you the heat will put that fire on. a look rollall in there. Please, I'm telling you Adolf, please come to whereet's a will is aw wait. Let's get a choice you will brilliant that love. I do as well