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Get free samples, expert design help, and professional measure and install services, or DIY it with confidence and support every step of the way Shop up to forty five percent off sitewide right now during the fourourth of July VIP access sale at blinds. com Whone you are listening and watching Shagmar Denid Please keep me anonymous edition. Part of the Shagmar Denoid Extended universe. Yeah today we are joined by the brilliant Natalie Cassidady., I just love her. Yeah. I just love us. That's because you're the same person as we find out in this episode. It's ridiculous. It's like we're talking to the same person, a cockney version of you madness. I wonder if we are actually like kind of related, but definitely not separated of birth and she'. Deinitely down here and I'm up there. Definitely not moving on. Natie's on She's promoting an eight part do series, documentary series, Natalie Cassidy Careing togetherogether. Sounds amazing. She actually gets a qualification in health and social care She's also talking about a podcast lifeife with Nat, which she records off of Nat Life of nat in it Chrress hasn't stopped her accents. Not when she was here because I was actually like legit scared of her. You'll find out. O our podcast she talks about the highs and lows of everyday life with different members of our family, and it's available wherever you get your podcasts. little advice to never work with your family. It doesn't work out. doesn't work outily. Now if you're watching this on YouTube please subscribe. That' be lovely and yeah, enjoy Fine about the jingle jing So this is the jingle jingle gun like theingoo jing g Baba doo babaoo bab doo bab J The bloodies the bloodies and the shit, they're not too bad No Yeahah, they're okay. Jesus Christ Robin gives a Jesus Christ now and then, doesn't he? Yeah blasphemous. Yeah. Oh he go Yeah And God's sake, I don't like actually. Yeah sake Come on for H his goodness' sake Yeah, fair. So did yours J doesn dro drop the F. She has dropped the dropp but knows that it's wrong. Right Yeah. But when you sat watching Motherlands and Friday night dinner? Yes. And I' on my fault, but I'm like that's an adult thing. Yeah You're intelligent, you don't need to swear. but I swear all the time. Oh no so mucharing. Iaring. Oh's cathartic So's your favorite swear word? Oh Probably fuck. Yeah, P aort it isswear. It's a like Bllocks. Bllocks.. I never see a bollocks because it can be really good as well onon it. It's like the dog's bollock. Yeah, yeah. look bollock. Yeah. O this is all bollocks Love it. it just like it explains every single emotion So it's so funny because I say the F word quite a lot. But when I was growing up, I did not my mom and dad'm not like really like, o y yall. But they managed to never ever say the F word until I think I didn't hear my dad say it until I was in my twenties. Oh wow, that's amazing. Really good. And I remember hearing and being like Yeah Do you know what I mean? like really taken aback by it really by hearing it. No they not but they not like I love them to death, but they weren't like I don't know it was just one of their things I think they just made a pack of like, in front of the kids sw were in front of the kids. And they really stuck to away. So when I heard him say, I mean now I hear it all the time, but when I was really taken aback and I was just like It's interesting having a fifteen year old now because she's yeah, and she'll talking and she'll like, you know, I just can't fucking bleep. Oh so' talking to your friends now finding really jars I say don't swear. Please don't swear. How was it How did you find the teenagers with the girls U Eliza Matured really early. So actually twelve and thirteen were hell on earth. Hell on earth. Really, really bad. Wow, J just hormones, just coling h. She can't do anything rightriot, screaming shout. I scaming, all of that. Wow. But really now, she's fifteen, nearly sixteen. I feel she's come out of it. I mean, I could have another shit time coming. I don't know. Right Okaykay. as it stands touchw. Touch and Finterestuesday really good. Oh It's so hardot. our oldest is ten. Yeah. And I keep having to say it to you, don't know? I'm like this testosteroneone Rging through his little body., you've got a set of I' got it. Isn't that insane? I have to say that I don't think I've ever had much testosterone I'm gonna be onest street. have don't say that, although you have got a very, very good head of here. Yeah. Have you heard that about men? Right? Apparently men bald men you know how they've got loads of hair usually bald men have got loads of hair of the rest of their body because they've got loads more testosterone than men with a full head of hair. Oh, Mark's got a full head of hair. What is test for another lake? Who knows?'d go a test on it It incredible thingipstick yesterday, wasn' it? It's just a jipstick like a car. you pull it out and you w you put it back, you check the level. That's exactly how you jck off. You're quite sure I think there is some blos who are a lot more I think I'm a lot yeah I'm not an. He's very laid back, very. Yeah. I mean, I'm aid back of I'm ball of anxiety but I'm not like So yeah, but what I haven't told you actually Rosy is me and Robin, are our ten year old. He loves a bit of M and M now. loves listening to M and M. so I've obviously got a carefully create which ones you can listen to because sometimes it's just swear and sometimes it's just awful themes which sometimes we'll be listening to one and it'll say on Spotify like they'll not have a little A next to it. They'll not have a little explit. I,h this one's fine halfway through it'll drop an f bomb and we'll be driving like that and well just literally look at each other. Don't say anything. I'll just look at him and he looks at me and we'll go and then one of them, which one is it? Is it Stan clean version of Stan on Spotify. says shit five or six or seven times. Re And every time and it said more and more of a sudden Robers sitting there going garden everyvery time I swar it was gone. keeps sweing when I know man I just don't say it. I don't want to hear you say it, but it's a really good song and he loves the song Stan and he likes He likes the fact that it's got a narrative. Yes He's obsessed with songs that I've got a narrative on them. So yeah, he says shit like loads and loads of times and every time we'll just look at each other just a little glance and he knows that I'm saying You know what I'm saying? he's, I know what you're saying and we'll move on. That's good. Yeah. And then we'll stop and I go right and fuck off out the car thism You shit. He's like, Ohh, I've heard that one It's really lovely to you see, yes. An't you? When did we do Sw and be? Oh I was trying to remember. I think it's about Four years ago Yeah. Wow I wouldn't guess that Four years. Well you weren't there this. you weren't know, would you I think you'll find I was given update every night after you had finished after everything get texts. get phone calls. You were amazing on that. How was it? You were. that like Gallaga cloak thing you made wasazing It was really good. of it it all fell apart. I took it I in out did Oh I was suppos to took home took in a bag yeah Oh Yeahah. took Yeah, brought them home. I b my st bag, brought it home in a bag, it went in a basket The bottomist is it stay in the basket until Possibly a couple months ago where I took it out the basket and put it in a cupboard. You've never touched it or looked at it since. This is so butter. I've put my butter bottom and did the spare d? And it's still written about. I'm like, I'll give this forever. The nostalgia couldn't go sh. Get rid of it. That was a really great, it was a mad program because I did not know how to sew at all. Oh me. And then but we managed to we managed to do it and makeix do it all right. Yeah, the mad thing about those programs is it's August, we're baking And It' Christmas isn't? So youve got all snow filled rooms and Christmas Yeah It's a little bit like a cheese dream. It was absolutely. It was it was B boiling wasn't it when we're doing the Christmas special. Yeah. Yeah. I do remember Okay. So that ha That like couple of years I had Rf and and our world went insane and because Obviously I'm living me dream. I didn't want to say note or anything. No of course. But honestly had a bit of a breakdown.. Not a huge breakdown, very private sort of just in my own bed. It was day by day breakdown though one It wasn't like it wasn't one moment. It was just it was a drip fed breakdown. Yeah just did too much. and I'm just glad that that part of my life is over now. But you don't, you can't say no, can you I did it last year when I did the documentary when I was filming it. Yeah So I come out which we're going to talk about in depth very soon.. I gotot to But when I was When I came out of his standers, I made the choice and I was like, I've gott to be brave.'ve been in the job for ages. It's regular money. this is the second time the second time, yeah U you know, I was forty one and I thought, no, I need to Get out of here. It was weird really because the pattern was I started when I was ten. I did twelve years had eight years off And I went back for twelve Yeah and I left So maybe I'll her back in I years. you never know did Yeah. They didn't kill her off did then? so she's still.' just By Wow. Barley. Lo the cow. She took her little baby to Barley. She's about two days old with no passport. Right It's hilarious. hand luggage. T over off to Bali. See y you. See you later everyone. Well you can assume though, you know, like a bit of artistic license that maybe she went to the local passport office on the way. Yes not Victoria. Yeah, yeah yeah, sort of that and then went yeah. There's one in Durham that week can. There's one in Durham if your child isn't registered I b to Jesus Christ. Read between the lines, wasie? She went not even the must be filmed. She went to the town hall, she got it sort, then she sort the passport She stayed over maybe a couple of nights in a travel lodge, just a s six in a travel lodge, family room. and then she'pp up p in the ballling she got. Any problem with that in the script, it said, comeome on, we got to go the flight's at six. So the flight the didn. Aama fixes the internal flight to Newcastle Airport because she was going to Durham to get our passport renewed at the place I was just about to mention that we go to There we go. Verry good Did Or did you specifically say the flight of Barley's in ten minutes? Probably ye. It's soapworld, G it. Anything can happen in soap World. Honestly, I don't think I could fix this. I again fix this. So you came out and you' saying and you did the documentary. Yeah, And I thought, right, what am I going do? And then this opportunity came up for the documentary and I'd looked after my dad, my dad lived with me I was really lucky to have him with me for ages. he was like my best friend and he stayed with me and all the family. And when I lost him I was with him right till the end. loved caring for him And then I spoke to this production company you know how they do? If've got any ideas? what do you want to do? You know what it's like? Yeah. And I said, Well It's not really been in education for Ever. Since I was sixteen, I did the bare minimum and I had a job. Right So so you did when you were ten, he started E stenis, you did that alongside school. Yeah. My Godd, was that mental? Yeah, but you're only there sort of forty days a year because of the laws. Yeah When you're thirteen, it goes up to eighty days. But what was that like being on a huge saap while being at school was what it was. I think it's m, isn't it Because children you don't know any difference. I've not ye exactly that. Yeah say, o, but you've been fam I can't remember not being recognized. Yeah. ye.. It's just the way it's just my life. Yeah. I think now as well. I keep trying to parent my kids like we're in the nineties and we're not in the nineties anymore we're nineties old all the time and' like, When we were kidsight that do not have our life that we had like for multiple reasons ways that do not have the same life so is what we had Yeah like and it's It's yeah, so that must have been but you didn't know any different. Didn't know any different.. When I loved it, it was brilliant. I bet it was fun Yeah again like you see in this world as well, it's like a It's like a mortgage payer. It's like a boom, that' sort. you've got this regular job like you see. It's like you can do panel shows, you can do your this, you can do that. you can come on podcasts, but then you've got bang, the day job, the real bang constant whack wack wack. And that is so rare. job in this industry When what we do is so ra It's like like you say having a proper. I seeven years later we're still doing the podcast. We's this is a secure inle. the OG's of podcasting. I said to Chris earlier. I was on the train thinking Well, you're like the top The first You know, you must You must think what are all these idiots doing? Yeah We've been doing this for so long. never. There's millions and millions of them coming out and you must be like, oh So ye it's a little bit light for her. Would you love to know whose idea it was to start? Yeah when we off female gu Chris I went you do a podcast and Chris went what a podast I didn't say water. Iw water. point. And you were pcast I'm sorry, you' listen you'd listen the rick ofv What's the point? what's the point You got to waste this? Point in his face, by the way, for the audio here not. but it was just I'm a huge fan of podcasts. so would I would not have known what a podcast was seven years ago. Did you not? No No. And now you've got one. Yeah. Yeah. We did for two years. Do you love it? I don't love it ye. I find it really frillian I think it's really because it's so different than the teleworld where it's all quite Youve got to be very careful and scripted and all that kind of stuff. I think on our podcast we're just like free. Yeah. and I love that about it. It has changed I think with all the video stuff. I think you know for you guys, when you started, it was just very free because it was audio only. Yeah. and now it's changing and're seeing you're seeing Even, you know, spin off television shows going and podcasts taking. No you' Yeah. So is everything changes, doesn't it? I just sent that an old person, but no ch it's video now. We hate that. we have to get ready ready. Oh and I used to do my iny pyjamas.ave you se haveave you seen my videos I've seen them on? boiled egg. No. Oh some of them I've been out for the day. I love okay. Yeah, but I will sit there hair scrapes up, no makeup. I don't make jmazan. I don't get makeup or anything done for it. I'd put a bit of makeup on. I try and do hair, but it's very much like I will show you what I look like on some of them. You won't believe it, right. But then I just wouldn't care less. that's what people like it' you're real. Yeah. you're a real woman. Yeah. and I think we're losing that in the world. Oh so don't ever don't ever change that. I would never Do you know what I mean It's hard, doesn't it, for us When you're looking about this and you're looking at everybody else. I think there's a lot at the moment. It actually spurs me to go the other way though Yeah but don' know there. I've never had any I've never had a Botox. No m jention in my life. No't really have what do you mean every go? This is you've tught her language. No I am We are burning bras here. We are burning for bras guys. I tell you what I tell you what I think. Yeah, we're gonna make a fortune What In what way is to come? rightight? Okaykay. How is that? Because we' there's so many we're going be it's going to be so rare to have someone who's had nothing done. That's true. I didt to do years ago though. Did you? I did out Did you get? out? job I left over what, huh? Like a job I was I was nineteen or twenty one And I was mucher down below and I wanted to eave myself out, but that annoys me now. Having it was it and you had money. Yeah, I know. and you've been recognized since our time That does something that person. I actually think the fact that you've never had more than that done is really commendable. Bear in mind that you've had to say your face on the television since you were ten year old. I think I think that's really, really good. But my thing is though, right? So genuine Before you do this point, can we just take a moment to say how genuinely terrified I was when you mentioned bootoks and I went, here we go and you literally at I, What do you mean? Now literally. I'm not kd I shap your pants a little bit. She literally look now, she went, What do you mean? I was like, I'm on your side. I wasing fuck like I might have to change around under pants after this carry on, but it's a hard it's a hard conversation because all my made to get it done. And you know what? they look fucking look. they genuinely do. I agree with you. mom. I'm literally like my friend started doing it a couple of years ago And I was like you've had botogx. You look amazing. like. L look great. But I just find it my whole argument on it is I find it sad that They felt that they've had to have it done they If they felt they'd had to or they know ex just know And yeah, I get that, but also If It wasn't a thing Oh I don't know. It's a really tricky and I'm never ever I'm not saying that I'm never going to get. I'll tell you your skin's cracking. We have got quite you've got really good skin. I you notice it when I wased very good skin. So maybe okay. We're being a little bit disenjinted because we don' We're quite lucky jeans. Yeah. And I'm also a massive Hitburger because I spend hundreds of pounds on my creams and my tenyes and everything So the money that I'm not spending on Botox I spend on creams. The layers of cream on her face on a knife. Her head's three times the size as it is now when she goes to bed. It's ridiculous. So maybe I'm also feeding into a world of the other side of the world it What we're going to see you sleep with what? make up on Don't wash my face Really? Not all the time Sometimes I'll put one of those masks on, the peel mask look Are the Hannibal are at the bottom of the lift shaft face? That's it. Yeah, yeah yeah ye yeah. So you have just got really good jeans I drink a lot of water. Yeah. I also drink a lot of wine. Soir Swan what roundabout? Oh this is like this is like the same character being played by someone from the North and someone from the south. It's ridiculous. It's like Cck me Rosie and Jordy Rosie. Oh I did audition for about. ha' ant about How fav darling? Adrke R? Audr R What the fucking ell Plan B is a backup birth control option that's there for you when things don't go according to plan It specifically works after unprotected sex and before pregnancy occurs by temporarily delaying ovulation. 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The math demands it. Get the Venmo debit card VMmo stash bundle terms and exclusions applly. See term of VMo. me slash stash terms. Vemmo check out Not available at all merchants. VMmo Master card issued by the Bankor or bank NA wouldould you get it done though? in the future Byks. Yeah, deepends. say never. I'm the same. Because now I say all my friends, but I think we're at the how old are if you don't mind me as No, O of course, not forty three. forty three. I'm forty this year. I feel like you young. Radium Really I know, but you're in your thirties you're still in the thir.all for another couple of month. How are we?? We're literally twenty seven d different Yeah. And' the third August's the thiriet of August. ye Yeah, we're b forty this year. Yeah tracking, what are you doing? Youve gota do something large shaw. I've already done it. I've just got back a golf trip I went and played golf for when you met I went to Verona with me mom and my sister. Oh that's lovely. We're so lucky because we work together. Whenever we come down to London to do this, we have a nice time together. lovely nice We're really lucky in that way. So actually I don't feel like we need to do it. We're going on a lovely family holiday. Yeah. Quite a Sndzy one next month.iceice. So I feel like we are doing some lovely little things and we might have a little gathering of the friends Yeah We chattting about I But yeah So yeah. I was saying like when you've done the stuff we've done, we've sold out the O two, L we've done all these huge things. so you go like these massive things were. So you go like you mad to sell out the O two with a podcast. Don't you feel that's mad? That was ns. It was'. It was nut. can't really remember it wasn't you in the Guinnessburld record? Yeah, yeah yeah. yeah. We were literally is couldn't rememberike we couldn' barely remember it. It was a world was. mean I when I sall out Hartford Bain, which is like one hundred forty people or something, and I feel really proud Pople I will never, ever not be so humbled. Let people come out they' honestlying through the curtain when they're sitting down, they'reaking courot up off they're putting their bags down,' sitting down they're looking and getting ready for to come out. It's the most incredible feeling in the world and people think I'm full of shit when I say I have moments on stage where I'm still like I can't believe you're here. It's so true And you're lening and you're laughing, it's mental. It's true. point being when you've done stuff like that together as well. two of them once stayed a nice hotel and sory fill in the local community center with your mates and putting a spread on. It's like That's nice but we didn't need to do that. Yeah ye You what I mean? it's fine. Thanks for coming, but I'd rather just had a quiet one and went for a curry. we don't need everyone here. We're propp by like foodies So ferose Thats that's all I want to do. I I just want to go for a meal. tast it manenu. Yeah. Oh my go taste it with the wine pan the trees off the end Have've been to the Ledbury? She doesn't do cheese. I don't like cheese. Have youve been to the Lebury, or what is the Ledbury? just write it down and go place. Where is it? Notting Hill Oh okay Legey Right. Okay Lebury. Right Ly. Oh I haven't heard of it? So you need to go there. Is it a tasty menu? Yeah W pare it. Of course it is. That is so beautiful. But I think do you know what it is? I think if you work hard, I always kind of put it to different ways. You know we sometimes be friends and that. We like really nice wine. I don't go out very much. I think we are the same person. I think we areorrible. I'd rather spend thirty pounds on a nice bottle of wine and have it in the house that pay me mortgage for that I love, right? in my pajamas is being comfortable watching film. I like going to the pub. Mark and I always we'll pop over the pub. Yeah, but we don't really do I like being at home with the kids.. I enjoy being at home This is horrible. I love mean you know, when people go, Oh, you gotta go out, You gotta have a life You go away on your, I don't want to go away me on Yeah I like going away with my family. Hosie's perfect idea of a night is she's sitting in the house. She's having a drink, She's watching and telly. The kids and me're around, but we're not bothering her. Yeah we're there but we're notothering.' in perfect we' maybe doing bedte and you're sitt with a glass of wine. Yeah're perfect. That's our perfect. I' always w I wantan to be near them because I just feel It's like like a lovely feeling. I don't want them to bothother us. Yeah. I want to I want to go in the. She wants them to be there, but she doesn't want to have to get up to make a juice. Yeah. I don't want have to get up and do anything. That is like That's what I want for me fortieth I've said this before. Yeah. I want a night in the house From let's say, from four o'clock, right, from when they get into school, you do everything. They can come and say hell orways. I want tona cook.' about five minutes each. I want cook a meet and screen But I don't want to have to do anything. I don't want them to bother. You' gonna have that? No. I'll go in the night room. I'll. shhut the door. Okay, right? Yes, of course, you You can have tomorrow night when we get home if you want, I'm bothered. Cany. My nice lounge is now It' got a lot of kid stuff in it, which is really upsetting. Oh, you've got to be strong. Ill tell you what, w you? Ill try But because the nine year old n now, she's just watched the deevil wears Prada. So she watched the first one. The first one. And then we went to the cinema. Oh, did you love her? watched the second one? She didn't really like the second one as much, but I think it's When you know the first one, the second one is all the new I was I was cing the way through. But she wants to play that now. So she gets all of my magazines, tape magazines and vogue magazines and old work and she has them all and I have to do. I have to be my rest stre I'm like That's all. And we play the game, but she's in the lounge that's where the magazines are so there's suddenly lapop and a notebook and a pencil on of I know not in the I. I know. we've got such a big age gap between our two that they don't necessarily like the same TV programs. So the older one has slipped into the nice room and I'll just find like I'll find like ice lolly sticks like on the side of the sofa And then and I'm just like We haven't talked about. sa out on this so far. I don't know. We haven't talked about this, but he the way he finishes an ice lolly and then he chews that stick. Yeah within a an inch of it's likeack where I to the bottom I'm like me, you're gonna get spinters in your gums How will you do it? He just choose everything of you you, You're a chew are weren't you? I loved a good chew when I was a kid. We're gonna to do this question because we have just sat and chatted. or l quickly, very quickly, very. Well what's the question? I wasn't I was just gonna before we finished mention Nat's podcast, Life with Nat O podcast Yeah. She records at home and she's a one man band. She does everything Well, you say everything. No, you get the whatApps and everything get the WhatsApps on my phone yeah. There's a lot to go for in seeing. but it's good. Oh a lot of them just like, love Juny Stenders No, they're just they love they love the topics, don't they? People are very passionate. I've got another thing to ask you. Dead quickly Yeah. Did you enjoy Mikey Fotler? It looked so good I'm desperate to go. honest. it was brilliant. We got to go. I would love It was so fun It's just a wonderful massive big LGBTQ festival It's like pride in a festival. J just looked at me And I went on a Sonyia. they asked me to go on a Sona. And I actually got my lace who's on the problemate, she got me u on eBay a peach bridesmaidress. And I took my trumpet and I was on stage and the gazays went mad I died. So well, do you know do you know Hunsnet? Yeah D know Gareth from Hunsnet. Yeahly. U used to be my boss and the Huns. yeep And then I worked in Rhodes with him for two years And he's just living's d's so good to say, I know it's class. Yeah. such a nice guy. But yeah, that's amazing. right? Okaykay, But we're gonna do these We're the do to the documentary do we have we have. That's great. I love that. Well the people PR people come in the dock's been a success. It's been amazing. People can relate to it. There's eight episodes half an hour. It's on daytime, but you can catch it on our player. Yeah Caring together. Caring together It' it's just very real. It's not sexy, it's not glamorous, but But you bought your health and social care Lve' done it. Got a distinction.f course did. I can't believe it. Good for you. That's amazing. Crammed in the work as well. See well And that's pro. That's not tellied, you genu. No no, I worked hard. I did two assignments, did an exam. Yeah, I know, I was really proud because like I said, not being at school for so long. you didn't. It was bloody daunting getting back into a classroom.. With all the kids like sixteen, seventeen years Oh my God, did you look like didid you look like Elf, Chris? Is that way you wish you' got your b? Right? I mean, did you look like Buddy the elf in ellf? just massive on a dollar? tiny chair. A is. you should be really proud of you. Cful Chris. had a couop just snapped at me a couple of times. Yeah,. I'm liverving on the edge. Yeah's been doing this business getting adrenal. I'm getting adrenal. I'm done you No, they're all full of testosterone, and I'm very easy to get on with. A they' with a full head of hair You need's still talk to about full heads a head, don't they? Yeah, peopleeople get very triggered I'm very lucky. That's the only thing they've got a fucking worry about, maned. her hair on her head want to say Jesus Christ. In my mind though, it must be sad when your hair falls. I could imagine it being quite triigggering. I'm notagine it's sad. Two things I never to take the piss out off Two things Heay fea sufferers s. Please don' talk to me about hay fav. There we go, say, I will never have a go anyone fther than things because you get you can just get it if you want one years. many awful. You know how many effects of F a in I take a day Oh thank God that. Nice to be here. bless you th that's It is horrible. You're right. Two things I never take the p out of can happen at any point to anyone terrifying. No, it is terrifying. I'm just saying that we go through more Absolutely. Not competition was it So now it's just factual. Yeah ition was it Look at me showing sympath think of these disgusting men. Oh, here it is. I justood it's a Windesday M. Here it is. I love men. I love women. I'm not a man highter. No we borr' herfold. I'm not a man hater. They get on me nerves, but I don't. I can't be now I've got two sons. Well there you go. I've had to really change my whole view on a men, you know? Now that I've got two sons, I'm like got to have to really actually sort of like understand them. But you're in a beautiful position where you can raise two brilliant men release them out into the world who are caring and kind and understanding of plight of women ike he's always fucking g. God I liked No, Well yeah, we got no choice. Literally the Robin. Robin asked me, o my God. He didn't say it right, but he asked me if I was penny menaposal Brilliant. I love it I love it when they get words from Wh I went, whereere have you heard about that Where do you seen it? Was it on the Simpsons? You seen it on something? It was on something. He called us helicopter. Apparents the other day. I he said it. It's gaslight us. He's got some sass on him mac. Anway. arere you pen? go? Jet skiing on holiday Yeah K kept wanting to go jet skiing. Yeah. Assta' allut time I went, You don't first day jet ski. Like we just got there. I'm like you don't, you don't get off the plane and get on the jet ski. how you do a holiday, Py payays yourself. Remember, comebody said ' sitting around, you were like, was o'lock or whatever, three o'clock,'re like, I have a aftero drink? I like, I love have an afternoon drink. I was like do you wantan to do a G andT? You went, Yeah, well, I have a G andT. And he went and he went, How about we'll go and do a bit of J andS? Jetki. 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Dear Chris and Rosie Please keep me anonymous always A few years ago, my husband and I went to a neighbor's yard sale We picked up a large tent and a pop up shade canopy. Both were packed in canvas bags so we took them home and we decided to put them together to make sure all the pieces were there. Second hand tense upset me, something wrong.'t know why you do it? We put the tent up back in the yard, E was great Out of space in the back, we started to assemble the shade canopy in the front. We quickly ran into difficulty. It just didn't seem to fit together in the way we thought it should In the bag was the web address of the manufacturer. Only when we went to the website for assembly instructions Did we realise what we were actually putting together in our front yard was some kind of sex bondage cage Oh my go They put the other one in the back. the front street. Oh N forty you' not put a sex dungeon up again, yet. After a quick laugh, we scrambled to get the structure down, back into the bag and into the garage. Luckily, the neighbs who had the yard saell were moving, so we never had to see them again. The bondage apparatus stayed in the bag in our garage until I became too haunted by the possibility that we might die and a loved one would find it while're going for our phs We agreed, we were both too mortified to try to sell it, so we got rid of it piece by piece in the recycling and trash. Greeks a great escapeness The greatestc, you know when the sh with the sh in the m of the m feet away acc just like a little Can I just say Can I just say the idea that there is a market out there catering for people who don't have the spare room space to make an actual sex dungeon so you can actually just make p one is So sad, but so sweet in a way. Why are you putting that if you' bought doing without popping it up in the the p? 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I always it wasn'tntil went on the website. What's the difference between Kind of a cage? Well I suppose it's a cage not a cage I don't know. or you know, it could be a large or it could be I don't really know. I like the idea that the backside of it that they weren't looking at had some explicit either words or picture on it. and it never went around that end. Yeah. I'd have to finish putting it together to see what it looked like. I'd have to have a shot on it I feel like you'd have to Yeah, you'd have to pop a second handound so to speak. Pop up. Very good.reat You'd have to pop it up. Great work. abbsolutely great work. Unbelievable. There We've done now I could room both That's how c. This is what I was like, Dumember when I came back from Sonbay. Yeah, we didn't stop talking. Yeah. And I was like, I could' have just sat and. If we were at school we would have got told off. Yeah. Yeah. e terrif. We'd be nat, and we'd, o Yeah' doing now. Yeah. Iid't stop talking. Yeah. there it is Thank you so much. Thank you much for having us. It' love to see you. and you You're looking so well. That are you thanks. Maybe you have a lovely summer. You too, you too enjoy the summer. Yeah. Are you going anywhere nice nt in negroow What? Oh I know it's wild. Iere was my? Where's one in Nream? Aice Ellia said, Natie, just book something different. You drives me mad. I'll go to Cornwore ye Yeah we like home. Well, beautiful.. I love it. She said just it's meant to be really nice. just book it and I did J just went air been b did it I was just talk, this is so weird because I was just talking this morning about we need to get a bit more adventurous with Inegro. Okay, I will. It looks su so nice.. Do you know where Yeah it's very close to Croatia. Oious it's all of that Okay, okay. Well can you's next week I like the world My daughter love b, but I like the world. I've got all the sticker books. A child Oh Yeahah all the stick on have hobbies C as well. I've read in your notes. Obviously, it's one of these conversations where No, it's one of these conversations where we didn't have any we didn't have to read any of your notes just because like we didn't have to use it. We didn't have to talk about a little ch. but you did it it said in your notes that you consider yourself an old soul. and I would one hundred percent agree with that now because no one has ever come off this podcast at the Eagon Iope we have a lovey summer this you both thought up well. I hope you had a lovely su. I feel like you're about to offer us a fucking worth as it really It's been a pas than you