Planning a Relaxing Holiday Abroad

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Is everything allright? Yes, I'm fine. Thank you. I was just getting into bed. Why is your laptop open? I was doing some work. No need. Mariana is much more capable of podcaster. What? Nothing. I said it's a rather fine evening. You should get some fresh air. Yeahere. Sherlock Noke. Traffic noise just You're right. That can be disturbing close the road. Sherlock. someome well placed signs, some traffic cones. I shouldall even dig a trench in the tarmac. I'll need wiggins Sherlock, can you please just Sherlock? Wiggins, we're going to close Baker Street and dig up the road. on it. Oh stop. Sherlock No Yeah It's okay. I've got This all how I need it. I'm just a bit tender in places that's all me That's all. Okay You're gonna answer that? it's probably Wiggins. It's not. Who is it? I will leave you to your rest in your lung What was a calf. I'll examine your chest. We must get a doctor. You are getting a doctor. Cut off! C off. My name is Dror John Watson, once of the British Army Northumberland Fuseionia Regiment, and now, a true crime podcaster based in Central London. I don't have much experience in criminology, so this is mostly a record of how I met possibly the most brilliant and bizarre person I have ever and will ever know Join me As I document the adventures of Sherlock Holmes U L, I think, Achie boy What is it? U I'm just struggling a bit To drink tea Yes, actually, because I have to reach all the way over there to get the tea and the stitches They' just all the way over there being the coffee table directly next to your seat. Yeah That's right. The coffee table you had me move specifically so you could drink tea without those ridiculous noises. Pain is ridiculous now, is it? Well, you've changed your tune Yes, well, it is rather dragging on now, isn't it? I know I sound better Mentarily, Sherlock There's something called codine Eic speaking after having tubes in my throat A lot easier and less sexy. raily. I was shot, okay, and put into a coma. It' serious stuff me. Which you walked out of to Baker Street. I wheelchaired my way to a cab first off. He then drove me to Baker Street so that I could save your ass. My ass was saving the ass of our Spanish colleague. Your ass and her ass needed my ass because your asses were getting their asss handed to them by some ass. Now I have pain. Pain in my head. Thank you very much That's it. is it The great crime solving mind collapses at a simple discussion? It is not simple, nor is it a discussion These incessant complainings compromise my buoyant mood Boyant mood. You're in a buoyant mood I was Gy. You' the ban What are you doing Observing Youing Oh are you now I think I have proven my worth in such areas. I'm sure you'd agree Why are you making that face This is the face of intense Serious study and analysis, my friend That's right, feel the constricting grasp but my examxamination. You haveve chocolate it above your eye How do you get chocolate above your eye? Aha, unable to comprehend something, are you? Well. Now the tables really have turned. Me buoyant Mood I have it I assure you you don't. It's a new client, isn't it? John? So you admit it? you knew you wouldn't be able to resist. You're an addict. Oh this really is quite the performance. No cases. No, absolutely not. Look at me, Sherlock. this is R and R. Sitting in front of the television watching action films is not R and R. Rambo and Robo cop Mate Five rambos, three roobo cops. Got plenty to be getting on with haven't we Aryoy Fine, I shall leave you both to it Fine I thought you were leaving. I am partaking in this sweaty gentleman's jungle adventures, than you very much. By all means So so Is it a client? Well, you don't want one, so why does it matter? Well, I mean I didn't do that You know, I wouldn't It's not like I'm quitting altogeters. Why is your man here with the M sixteen eighty US military standandard issue firearm from nineteen eighty three to nineteen eighty six affixing a flash suppressor to it? Beacause it's dark and the baddies will see the muzzle flash? Trust me, mate, I know. Sot shop. Remember? baddies. They are baddies. Look at them. A rather subjective conclusion, but fine They are baddies, okay? Rambo knows what he's doing. The manufacturers of his weapon knew what they were doing. He does not. His gun has madeative suppression hardware. Ssee there, that chamber, what's called the bird cage. is it a client or not? No. Why is it then? Where is this jungle meant to be exactly? The bird calls are rather inconsistent for the climate? Sherlock, the buoyant mood Please, can you explain? You have exhausted your observations, have you? Yes. Just tell me why you are apparently so happy because of a funeral A funeral? Yes, That's what I said. Perhaps the cacophony of Ringo's gunfire is deafening you. Firstly, his name is Rambao, John Rambao, and secondly, my hearing is fine. It's Moran's funeral. I shallt be long. What? Whaaa, what did you say? You said your hearing was fine. That's not funny. I said it is the funeral of Sebastkia Moran. I shall be long Is that quite all right That's Now Today. Correct, but you are of course stricken, aren't you, John Barely able to lift a cup of tea or to put chocolate into the correct hole in your face, it would seem H ye. You wouldn't want to come along to such an event The funeral off the man you shot dead Hmm Want me to hold the cab? If you could Tw six. Quite sprightly now, aren't you? Oh'll just go get a cab Ground hold peace for us as we remember Aust up Hhes to ashes. does it does Sure and certain hope of the resurrection Good hudle Yes You nto the ground he goes, back into the dirt from whence he hidid. His commute to hell has shortened by five or six feet, so that's handy for him How do you feel Um And a bruising sensation on my chest? No with this Sebastian Moran Yeah Come in Apparently you can't speak ill of the dead, sir. I'll just say nothing It's not one of your specialities. Silence? No Everything right Your phone? No. Now is not the time to answer a call. Okay, but you said that yesterday and the day before. There will be a time. Okay, when? Not now. Or any of the previous days.. Right, great What about you? What did you want to get out of this? Yeah. I had rather hoped See Mran's master Yeah, I thought it was much we have a small collection of very Ordinary men Moran's mother there long lost love, perhaps in this woman here. And that's only because she works nearby on the checkout at the local furniture warehouse. God's sake. Blasphemy, Watson. ammidst the deceased? How do you know that? Oh, very simple. too simple. You smell that Furniture wax. What? It's just a woman wearing all black. furniture warehouse. She's in heels for. goodness sake. She works with a till. You can see the carbon smudging she has left on her hymn sheet. but there is a little speck of blood also. Observe her picking at her fingertip there. It is directed at not one tiny puncture wound but two ten millimMeters apart, so a stapler receipts stapled, most likely to larger invoices, delivery quotations and such. Heels, yes, but very uneasy in them and not to mention onene moment let me just They're rubbing her heels so much so she put one of these in them. bit of a cardboard. Are we going give it back to her? Well, she discarded it. Perhaps she'd rather the discomfort of the friction from the footwear over this edge protector. For furniture? Yes, probablyrobably had some in the car when she slipped into those heels. The shirt, unlike the heels and accompanying bllazer to the pantsuit, look is worn daily Let's see how the coarse lint collects under the collar at the back. You can see some on the sleeves. That's just tumble drier lint. That amount? No. Those are from packing fibers, not a feature of domestic life, but storing, moving of large scale items. Absolutely. Wow, that's impressive. Not really? No, it is you should be really That's a proper proper skill. No lap compression sign on the blazer, so it could have been on a hangar in the car. But when taking a look at her behind the knee compression lines, she's doing pretty well, don't you think? Not much creasing. So, not a long journey is the conclusion we can make. Also her driving position is a little too far forward denoted by the diagonal stress lines Wow, okay then, local Furniture warehouse girl, fair enough Moran was so elevated, John, near the pinnacle of a multi billion pound venture in his brief persona of Bastian Roseman. But not one mourner here is a person of wealth, of connection. ' say with a rather rudimentary scan of these individuals, not one even of crime. He has been abandoned in death links he made in the darker activities of his life were thinner than this sheet the hymns that lament his life are written to be evil To be wicked is to be totally alone, dear companion We must always remember that These that have gathered here are the fragments, the detritus of his once ordinary life. He too, was tangled in the web Just I didn't believe it May Have a visitor Ever so brief ever so distant I see He does not wish to be seen I see him. Have your eyes savor it, John There is no rarer sight. than he than the spider himself Can you make much out, but He's gone And we shall go as well to chase him. That would be a fool's errand indeed, my friend. And is answering the phone a fool's ernd? Oh God need a pain g atop. I will answer it when I must. Which is not now. The heart makes judgments that the mind of. We don't have to keep doing a dramatic voice. I'm not answering it no Okay, pint. Yep So good, so good so good New summer arrivals are at Nordstrom Rack stores now. Get ready to save big with up to sixty percent off brands like Rag and Bone, Lefi', Adidas, and Free People. Join the Nordy Club to unlock exclusive discounts, shop new arrivals first, and more. Plus, buy online and pick up at your favorite rack store for free Great brands, great prices. 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One more way Uber is putting safety at every turn. Learn more on the Uber app Let's ring it again. then answer it It's his phone. I can't just answer it Oh right, yeah, then no. no, no. That's not cool, I guess. No I can't just answer it. Can I? You just asked that? No I know, but I can't. Right? that's. Jas frowned upon. Correct. So stop asking Stop bringough. Yes, I see that Oh, really, if you had a roboc cop, the first thing you'd have them do is paperwork rather than in the field type operations. Apart from bomb dispos eiz supposs. Well, not to get you too excited, but there is a forty five minute scene coming up of Roboc cops slowly filling out an MG eleven CPS advice request form. Okay, first off, there's no need to be sarcastic Secondly, an MG eleven is a witness statement. A CPS advice request is MG three Well You know, sometimes you don't have to come back with anything when you're wrong. Well, I would quite happily come back with shout outs. Lets hear them Oki doki, I am on painkillers, so if I get pronunciations wrong, blame the drugs. U shhout out to Lexi Angie and Beu, Thankks for listening to you three. Shout out to Theo and their cat Pandora Happy birthday to Samantha and Martin from Canada. And I'm not just lumping them in as Canadians that have birthdays in May They are partners. And their birthdays are a day apart. So that's very easy for you both, isn't it? U Isabelle Isabel from Washington State has got into WSU, everybody. Go Isabele Shout out to Daria in Malaysia. Hello to Alfie and his little brother. A late happy birthday to Federica. I mean, I was in a coma to Federica from Italy And and finally, shout out to Rich from Oxford. It's his birthday in June, but Milly seems nice so he's getting an early shout. Shall I see what the contact name is? Yeah, do it The contact is called Don't answer. Don't answer, h That's quite full on, isn't it? For sure look. Yeah Stopped again? Yeah. Oh, it's ringing again. What? new number. What is it saved as? Don't answer this either. All, this is weird now, isn't it? Yeah Um I'm gonna make a suggestion. Let' us hear it. Maybe Mbe? We entswer because weird nosy horrible people. Yes, that. But also, it could be business related. Exactly. Yes. yeah. We're just doing our jobs basically. Totally. Right, yeah. Okay, let's do this. You do it You got it? Here we go Hello. He I will take that. Thank you very much. Wait, no I wasn't I wasn't A ye, you are in trouble. I recorded all of that, so actually, we're in trouble because in the courourt of two hundred twenty one B that absolutely will be used as evidence No. Absolutely not. God listen to that. Don't do favors. So how could you call it a favor? Oh, is he are you or something? No? No think you are. Really Shelting? No, you. Yeah. I'd rather be that than a be. Stupid I don't care. I don't No Fine. fine. And this beiz is where he shoots that guy. Oh cool, cool, nice. And I actually think the social message of Robo cop is, Oh hey big fell, I didn't see you. Oh you're home, cool, that's cool. I didn't know that. I entered the room two minutes ago to snatch the phone out of his hand. Oh yeah We had dinner together before that. Yeah, my memory lately. Yes, Yes. U what? You're tired. Hagard, in fact, yes. U I guess. Exactly It is because you need to relax. You need to relax and John here poor John with his sore little scabs So I got shot in the chest, mate. We must relax. I love to relax. I really do think it could be one of my favourite pastimes. I truly do that I don't believe you, but But what? But I don't believe you. You hate to relax. Not true at all. Watch this. Ready? M. Ready Yes. Are you watching? Yes, we're watching See Relaxing. Sherlock Holmes taking a little break. Some rather whimsical folk would call this chillaxing Sherlock. wait, wait, watch this watch Feet up, wow, very impressive. My favourite, lovely. canan feel my mind winding down to a soft ambient hum. How delightful. Your eyees twitching. In the spirit of embracing relaxation, we should have a little holiday shouldn't we? U Like abroad? Like abroad. Exactly Mariana. I didn't even say anything and you just you're ever so bright. Well, my parents have said they'd always have us inen. No no. The Spanish have made it abundantly clear they would prefer fewer British tourists on their shores. We must respect their wishes Perhaps an island Islands can be relaxing, so let's examine that Shall we H Chum Okay, de of white. We said abroad. Right. Mallorca is Spain has been eliminated from the desired locations. The Dominican Republic has amazing Too far, we'd be gone too long. Archie would be concerned. Well I've always wanted to do Iceland. No. No, you fall. No dear John. 'is too chilly Far too chilly, you'll catch a cold and then u you will die Okay, can I ask what is going on? We're just looking to relax. It's what is required for you. How could our business ever recover if we don't remedy our ailments and injuries when Greece? Greece! Yes, Mariana! Yeah! Hey, Hey, it's all right, Arch, it's right, it's all right. Can you calm down, please, Sherlock? Forgive me. I just I want you to get better when Mariana hass expertly chosen the island of Mykonos in Greece. Excellent work, backack your things to see you in the morning, good night them Did you say Mkonos I would never say me gunut Why not? . sucream on my bag. I did it for you an hour ago. That's how we do it in England. We are not in England. Exactly T to binge this adventure in full and without ads, go to patreon. com forward slash Sherlock and co