Tickle Trauma and Closing Thoughts

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Ash is in bed we are actually in the same room. this is my office slash spare room and Ash is just kind of chilling in bed with an electric blanket. Yeah and I'm chilling at my desk with a nice lumbber support office chair How what are you older An Jealous How's your Monday? How's your Monday Is it a Thursday over there It'll be Wednesday if they're listening on a Wednesday, I guess. Wh side of you old then We are two best friends. We have a little podcast together and today sorry, I'm talking about me and myself they're here and today we have a guest called Sam O'Leary. And I'd just like to present my guest Ash Tyson. Thank you introduce yourself, Sam Introduce yourself A I'm fiveot nine Garbage what a mess You're not five foot nine. Why' you keep adding inches to your height? Im five seven eight Five, seven eight. Yeah. What' you doing five, seven eight? Five, six, seven eight. What feet she's five, six, seven eight feet. Yeah. What height would you put me at then if that's your height? sixix seven A've talked about this I am not happy with that that you've just made me to say So you've got like a big audition coming up. I have. yeah. you're gonna tank it like the last one I didn't takeank the last one. No You're right, you're right. The director kept saying really funny. Well not smiling. That's hilarious. Yeah, so basically I don't really want to do it out. Basically, I've brought the script along with me and I wanted to practice it with Sam and so that you guys could give me like feedback or egg me on for it or something I don't know. I don't know. I kind of I don't know if I'm too embarrassed to do it. Is it two hander What's that mean? Like there's two parts in it. There's two scenes. Okay. No I mean like two like characters. Yeah, yeah. Well why don't we just give it a go and then we can always cut it out if you don't like it. Are you happy to do the other what you there. Okay. so This is the note that you sent me. Yeah. And is that standard that Did it comes on? the casting people just at you is a note that you can clab on. Yes He wrote. Yes I don't know I'm too shy. I can't do it So is this first one going on a cruise? Yes Don't read it yet. Oh, and it's our names in the script How realistic do you think this is going to be as a brand When you put our names in Before we started filming, As she was like genuinely trying to trick me and be like, I've got an audition like coming up. And I was like, o, what's it for? L she was like some drama or something And I was like, what's it called? And she went Timer it's called Timer. And then she was like, I thought you could help me read it like on the podcast. And I was like Well, if it's from a production company, they wantn you just reading the script out because the show isn't out yet. they wouldn't want like spoilers and that kind of thing. Like you'd probably sign an NDA. like no. She was just like, well let's just do it anyway. And then I instantly realized that this was like a setup for a prank. but not only would I have like I already probably would have worked it out anyway, but she's put our names in the script Okay So Don't read it. I'm not reading it. Okay, so I'm really over. Should we go for it? Yeah. Okay. So going on a cruise, scene one, I'll read the stage directions if there are any Here we are about to step foot on a cruise. Why is it moving? Wait in fact, just before we carry on, can you tell me anything about my character Um you're sort of like a thirty one year old curly little fuck man Okay, let me just try and take it there Okay. Yeah okay. Okay Okay cool Do you wantan to know anything about your character? I already know. Right. Yeah. Do you don't want to know what I think that your character is like? No, my character is fine. Here we are, about to setep foot on a cruise. I was gonna say like a bug eyed little tit witch. Sorry G again. Yeah, yeah. o. Okay. Sen one Um Here we are about to step foot on a cruise. Why is it moving It's on water. Come on board. Wh. Why are you wobbling about so much? It's just a cruise. I didn't realise it'd be on water. This is the problem with you, Heggy. You're too wobbly. Right So my character is called Heggy But in the script, my character's called Sam. I love that you haven't thought for one second to just put a heggie like I wouldn't be able to follow Okay, Sam wobbling. Wh. Oh my go, I'm going slide away from the mic now as I fall over from being dizzy. Why is Heggy miced up on the cruise? You haven't finished it yet. Let do it. Wh You said you didn't do Dizzy anymore. So evil evil laughing. Oops You're weird You You're so weird some whispering Lif a little vomit on your stompers Wh why? Wh would I ever book a cruise with you Ash swills the drink. Sounded baby is childlike. I'm a widow baby Oh me again. Sound straining drooling Poopy in my diaper. And that's the end of the scene How do you so you need help with it By the way, before we did this and how fucking naive I was at the beginning when I was like, you need help with the self tape? Am I fuck gonna help you with a self tape ever again Unless it's for Ash and Heggy Oh my go. so funy I kept my character completely normal. Yeah, I'm sort of inconsistent. The only weird thing about your character is that you chose to go on a cruise with me, this sort of weird drooling baby with a nappy Wly man Okay. Should we try the second one? Yes, this is actually a real script that I got off of Google so. Yeahah, I've noticed because it still says Ash, but the other character is called Man. Yeah. And you want me to do The man I've got an idea. Why' we switch those r? No. It's all right. I'll do ask you I just think you've got the range Uh no, I think you do. Mad at all too Wh. All right, well let's give it a go. This scene is called sccene two At last It's over. wipe yourself off Please Have mercy, I'm so sticky. It's even aause serveragege microect What mpt You've challenged me. Now look at you. I spit at you I didn't know who you were And about the spit stuff And now Now I know I'm so slippy. If you push me one tiny bit I'd slide all over the floor. What the fuck you dirty old curly perver. Are you enjoying this? So he's got curly hair as well.et. No, I never wanted this to happen. So say it. W. Why are you say way Just in case that? Pushhing me. Yeah, I thought you were gonna do it. No You're not here for fun You're here because you're a perverted murderer and bestiality and bestiality I know. And who am I You're the greatest warrior this kingdom has ever known. Ash This is a message from Sam You have the biggest fists and spitting venom I've ever known. Is that on the script? I can't see Google Google Ga. I'm a little baby scen How do you think I did? Really good. What is this? So this is timer Yeah. These are both from Timer Yeah So that second the man is different from Heggy No no same person Right. Okay Maybe that's a scene from Before we known who he is U C he just called Man in the script actually I've got some more questions. So at last it's over wipe yourself off. And that's enough for question time Why am I so sticky and slippy? Because I've been spitting at you. Right. At last it's over, you say, so you're relieved you don't have to spit on me anymore. No, we've just had like a spit off F We've had a fight. Well my sticky Has I been spitting at you is your spit? It's pretty damactically. What is yours like not even whereet isn't that? Wh's that baby oil us reallyally concerning I mean to be honest, Sam, I think you have to have the sort of trained dye for this type of stuff Like for me, it's like makes total sense. Yeah I'm not really sure what you are doing. Oh, I guess because well, it's not my audition, is it like if you get it, you get it and then you'll be playing a game. Why did you say you left a little vomit on my stumpers Just say that in the note that I got sent Uh yet a little vomit on your stumper. Oh right, okay, yeah, yeah, I guess it is in there So Thank you so much for doing that. Sorry, I feel my bit was like really embarrassing So that's why I was kind of like No, was I think it was quite cool. You come off like quite well in that I don't know, I think it a bit like was bit weird You guy Peggy Yeah that's a Yeah, that was your name. I think you like you were sort of like or U I amm not gay or looking Thank you wouldn't be problem if you were. Thank you so much for learning that like Sript of me. I really appreciate it My audition is in two weeks time Wow Yeah. Give us feedback down below on Ash's audition for Timer. Yeah. I'm really excited. If you could get me in to audition for like Heggy or anything, that would be really cool. already cast. Already, yeah. Who's Heggy I haven't quite decided yet. this is your picking show. It's your show you're auditioning for your own show. Yeah, yeah yeah. And you're nervous about it. I was just really nervous about it, except now Yeah. Oh just don't post this actually Because it's a spoiler. Because it's going into big things. Okay. Not because it was A waste of time? No. Not at all C that wasn't first time that I really really tickled there where it kept saying like when I was writing it, I was really laughing where I was putting like wobbling, wobbling wobbl Be I just imagined it like me being like you're weird and like giving you all the like reallyorr. Also I'm not even on the ship yet. Why is my character wobbling so much? You're on board and you're Like straight as an arrow. I just wanted it as a visual for me to be like sat still the whole time. You' just like fling the pass around. That would be such a cruel self tape to get someone to help you out with. You just got them behind the camera do not legwor. Do the wobbling, because I need someone to react to Would you like to hear some stuff from kin Wh smell B please So we have veryy long that one. I'll save that one for a bit Subject line Hello Original Dear, Mr. and Mrs. Skinwigs brackets platonic We do have children Yeah, Thank you for all the laughs so far. Now that you've completed comedy podcasting, might I suggest some other podcast genres you can branch out into That's exciting True crime They've given an example, but what I would say is that Ashher's whole life is a true crime investigation. I fear I would smash that. Yeah For example, Sam and Ash investigate one of the horrifying and or sad stories from Ash's childhood to find the culprit. brackets spoiler. it usually ends up being trauma. If you' not listen to this podcast, That's all we do. That's very true. Great idea a manosphere. Salm and ash become problematic high value males and give advice on how you too can leave the soy boy beta cook lifestyle behind Start looks maxing and bringing out the alpha you wanted inside you all along. Pice We've actually spoke about doing something like that before are' wear. Yeah. I like that kind of thing. Yeah, yeah. I think we were going do like a sketch where we were like pretending to be manosphere Man Yeah We could do it for the podcast though? I'll let they do it in a segment of that Politics? No Sam desperately tries to convince Asht to not vote reform. I like this idea. Each episode has a special guest from the political sphere to help guide Ash towards the light But is it all in vain Find out sometime before August twenty twenty nine. That's cool because we could get like, um Nicola Thorpe on. Yes. And she could kind of talk you around Yeah, does everybody know that I'm not ever would never vote for? I'd rather stab myself in the throw? It's on camera. That's the only thing. We've seen you through that Vote for reform this election to stop all these foreigners from eating our relatives' bodies. It's not rocket science is it? They're eating our ns U just some food for thought. O. Big whoops Josh from Nottingham. you al you got James Brown disease It's really good. Get out now, Dune. O, I'm back. No, sorry, I've just said Al because I've just realized that everything that I say is on the' recorded on the internet. Only when you come here. Yeah, but do you know about the internet It's worldwide It's fucking worldwide wayate.w In the sea That's what I thought. Shall we play that game?uys have you seen where people are doing the videos where you get like four different tones and then you say a phrase to those four different tones. I wanted to play that with comment if you' seen that g. Let us know. Yeah. so we've We've basically generated some tones and some phrases that We have said on the podcast. Yeah Ash's got the quotes. I've got the tones. Yeah So it's just a little bit of a game and a little bit of a laugh at the end of the day. Yeah, we're just gonna spin a little wheel and see to see what we get. Okay, do you want to spin for a quote? Yeah I don't at all have a bird's physique. Okay, and I'll give you a tone. Marriage proposal Oh my god, where okay Am I saying any words before after? You can if you feel like you need to justify it hand Peggy I know usually you don't propose to the birds I mean, Oh fucked it all up now I don't even want to propose Basically, I know it's usually not the birds that propose But how did' I even think I am one. I don't what makes you say that? I don't at all Birds fuz Well, I'll marry you anyway wasn't going to ask that I was going to say because I do agree about aboutb the bird? Yeah Well does feel needy though And I have loved you for a thousand years And I would love you for a thousand more I have died every day waiting for you Darling, don't be afraid I don't at all have a bird's physique times. I liter forgot what I was doing halfway through it. Yeah. I was like going trying to get compliment back. and then I was like, wait, I meant to be proposing. That's all right. I enjoyed that. Thank you. of the quote. Okay. Tell you all I saved your life. Okay in on my death bed That's quite good. Yeahah, it kinda makes sense. Okay Well Well you don't need to have be moody like that when you normal my. A you you always do this though Uh, ash. What? Well you know, I can't really move What? Can you speak a bit louder T. Is that any better? Yes, that's much better. did you have something in your f? It was vaping today. That's what it was. Oh, that'll kill you that will. But it is terminal what I've got Listen, I know you kindind of not in a lot of contact with your these days. Yeah. and I mean this kind of as literally as possible You know, because When we first met, you were just sort of floundering around, you had a fuck all to do. and U I try of think. Gave you this podcast about foundndering. You know, we were making sketches together. I kind of think. I gave you all these opportunity Oh, that'll kill you, That will make you lies up like that. All these opportunities and please don't die I just wanted you momum to know I tell you mom I saved your life Wait, what? What did you say? That was really good. Good. Okay. Find a really natural way to bring that up. You did. Why does it that so Is it spinning again? Yeah, it should gener it disable. Okay, This one is shall I fucking shit in front of you right now. Okay and the tone. Is Annoyed Annoyed. Yeah. Okay Okay I'm fine So I just got I can' even be asked to just go into bit older Well, I know we're about to head out. Shall I fucking just shit in front of you right now Good. Thank you. G. Who needs context Not me. Yeahcause another one Get him Jan byhead. Jan bodyhead. Defensive Oh, o. Okay. How the fuck do I do that? Let me have think. Maybe John's like attacking me. Why would I say Game junang Yes. where I'll split the sentence up. Okay. I'm actually helping you out Okay. for whatever reasons Chan turned But you're defensive. okay. Oh no yeah, those are meths Maybe maybe someone's attacking you and challenging your t aner. I know what it. Okay. o Yeah, so I'm u going go watch Chan boxing tonight. Isn't Trump like my pner Yeah, well, I've just been obviously I know a lot about boxing and When did you like Hienner U I'm just gonna ple of buses, it's like three buses to get there Oh why dont he just give you a lif or something? You didn't tell me why have you how come you flight sort of snuck there? L Because I don't I'm embarrassed about you know that I know a lot about boxing. and I know what to say, I know what to do, and I know what advice to give. you know you know a lot about boxing? Yeah, yeah. yeah. I don't have to explain myself, but I know what kind of things will help spur chan on when I'm in the crowd. Just I think that you might be telling a little lie Okay, right I about this. I about this Chans B box in and I'm like U, I'm like game chant body a. That would You It would work, but you couldn't you shouldn't sort of say it like that. like That's like too defensively. Well, it just sounds a bit theatrical, a bit A bit gesturious. Do you think I should say it more like this? Whaty head? That feels better to me. It feels really better me. It made him fucking lose, didn't it it? Oh That was really good, by the way. Treember this. Yeah, how you got to it Right. It's a fun exercise, I think. It is. Okay, I've got instead of a butt plug, you've got a glade plug in. Okay, and the tone is angry Okay. O role am I gonna to have to start with say? M me some quiet time. Are you okay Why you gigle in Why are you giggling? This is what I can't understand. I am so fucking angry how stupid you would be to go on a eagle like that. Listen, they brought it back and I was just like, well Maybe it'll be nice to. I honestly cannt actually believe that you've brought shame upon our family like this. You couldn't just go doing normal butt stuff on Omeagle. You had to What the fuck is that, by the way? can I see that? L a little. Wow Instead of a butt plug, you've got a Gallade plugin. Where lights up I really need a second I really need a second y're going to have to step away from before I punch your lights out Moma, you're gonna to tell the school I So what are you getting H. Yes. Oh yes No she's un Enjoyed that. Right, okay, yours Who's put a baby in my bed? Passive aggressive. Okay. Please please. Okay. so what about if you're like hosting a dinner party? Yeah Um so obviously u Really happy to have everyone here just because I'm just talking just give you one second because I was about to do that. Someone has used forget how to do that like. Okay. J look in the eyes. let Just let me talk. Yeah, yeah, someomeone's used the upstairs toilet and I did tell everyone when they came in to please not use the upstairs toilet. Wow, Oh my go, I'm so you're talking to me? Well whoever it was just Only me, you and your partner your things going on around the house. What's going on You know, like I can see you've still got your shoes on and we did say it was optional but we heavily implied that the carpet was new. Oh's just's just a couple the little things I just think everyone would feel more relaxed if we sort of sorted all these. I feel pretty relaxed to be honest. I'm chinching in and we're like sort of having a great time with our I've got my shoes on. Okay. who's put a baby in my bed? I've just been upstairs as a baby in my bed Uh, me, I That's your baby Yeah, but I didn't think that you'd be like sort of so angry like Why does he have the tattoo My bab Wh is my baby on a tattoo I've tattooed I've tattooed him You I' Jin Ch in. I't have a couple Do you know who rinded me? You rinded me as some woman them cannot say Can you tell me privately,? cut it out? and, Barack Obama. That was really good, right Bing bong on the head, I'm too big for a sofa bed. Supportive Supportive. Yeah. Okay Okay I might have to set you up for this one, I guess. Okay I feeling really shy about my school play I feel like the only thing that makes me feel confident H is when people just say like nonsense at me. I can do that with you. No are you Where's your mom have you is your mum anywhere around? I thought you were my mum Oh no darling. U I was ad doopted I knew it. B B Andre big for aself for bed. I feel so supportive, is that your son? No he sort of asked me to he was like saidense that he needed Sorry, sorry. I wasn't No, I wasn't like trying to She's likek saying I was Ma think she might be a pedophile. Wow, I'm too big for a sofa bed. This is just actually ridiculous and I'm feeling really insecure about my way in a minute. I've been eating a lot of Christmas and we all had a lot of Christmas. Yes Christmas cake, Christmas pie, Christmas budding. Exactly. eating a lot of Christmas. Exactly. And then there's been sort of Easter and everything like that so I am too big for overbed and your son seemed like I could tell him secrets, clearly fuck cannot And see. Have a supportive of me. Yeah it really was. I felt very supportive. G And to help a strangest kittdy like like that No Yeah I feel really good about that actually was a tricky one, I think Oh, you just basking how good you feel about that one? Yeah. You've got o Oh. that's the whole thing What's that from I don't know why it's in there. Oh. The letter or o Because at the time when I was writing it, we were going to do one phrase to four different tones so you could see how different they were. Oh So I wass going to do O was like lookook at me already. So maybe because it's O, I generate four different or generate three different tones. I'll just do one Okay I do it really well Big reveal. Oh Okay Oh, this night this night, this night, this night Let me start again. Okay So u I'd like to phone a friend please Is it a g upoy am? Where on who wants to be a millionaire? Okay. I'd like to phone a friend U yeah, sure, C we get Susanna on the line? No, I'd like to call my friend Heggy. I've changed my m Um, do we have haveave we got Hagggie's number Okay, call in Heeggie. So you have thirty seconds on the clock when Heeggie answers and this is your unnonely Hey. So know know you been extra wobbly recent. Hello right? Hi. Hello So the question is letter does my Last name start with Okay. and and I've just gone blank and the audience didn't know. So it's either Hey B, C D S Oh D E I'm a bit confused because there is an O and an L there. so it's sort of U I'm a bit because is there any ches you could sort of call me back I'm just fucking mobing my head off. Yeah, but just it. we our last slap trying to get it on with her. But just give us a little answer to go Chris Oh final answer. What What Wh What was that first one you did Do you know what you were supposed to say after I say final answer You go. The final answer was, o, then you did I don't watch daytime till they like you old man. Oh shit, you were talking about Jeremy Kyarl on the last episode. Why would Chris Taron after was aill millionaire? How do you lock your answer in? G off It' because I was I was trying to do the hegg he was like shacking in the background, but I tried to do her He tung up Oh Is that his bird? No no it wast heggy moment, but when it came out it was like, o've done the girlfriend that I did his b. Oh. He just who. Yeah, it didn't sound like Hggy. Hggy sounds like this. whoa Oh horrid. Did you do the O? I got caught up in my own stuff. Oh There you go Big reveal Okay canal. What lagh. R. Okay, I've got do not suggest that I would do any sort of nasty things in the toilet. Excellent, right. Let's see what your tone is on a bumper car You wrote that one, Ash? No. I was hoping you'd get it Okay. Okay You getting up off Okay, we'll just keep the mic. Ash you are a metre away from the back. Okay do not ever suggest that I would wit What Okay Wit Hello Are you in a bumper car bumping into someone else? o. Why did you lie down even more? You don't lie down in a bump of car. Yeah, you Yeah You do not ever suggest that I would do any sort enough to stop in the toilet. Give a job Yeah. Pretty good That's just something I was thinking anyway be good Don't have to be good do they? Okay You are What about it stone covering a partart When the quote is what about it? Yeah Okay Im, What do you think of my knew Furniture You know, the sofa set I got. Oh yeah, it's really lovely. I can't wait for for it to like come in. Yeah, these windows open all the way. I'll I'll show you if you' not toold. I'll show you windows opening all the way. No, it's right. I'm really cold It's probably probably probably warmer outside than it is in any. Let's get them open, I'll get them open. I think I'm All right for the window stuff. Yeah, let me just shove that glade pluggin in. Why' not just just because it smells nice. It's nice. don't what smells anyhow can S Pai or something. Oh. Oh my go, what is that Can you smell that? Oh, what about it Oh, sorry I I wasn't accusing you, I just I wasn't even sure it was I knew I could smell something. I smelled sort of like bin. Filled my brites with liquid shit and you can smell it Yeah, I wasn't gonna like What about it There's nothing about it Sam. don't I don't know I didn't say what about it? I said what about it? There's nothing about it. I don't get why you're being so aggressive with me I wasn't even looking at you. I was just like having my own little moment, o what's that smell that smells bit I been? I was not even thinking it was going gonna be a smell I been it smells pooey What about it? Nothing. fine. I like you sofa so thanks for having me aroundound. Come on, C on Chan' leaving. Oh Come over here just far than fucking as a go at others. use real life to inspire these scenes Right ready? Yeah. I'm twitching at the side of the bar while breastfeeding. Oo, that works. Okay, but this is interested, okay Okay Are you okay? Oh, sorry. No I just didn't realize you were gonna Oh! L it out Okay now, why have you got teethot too weak? Oh would rather I didn't look at you or talk to you when you're doing that. Yeah, you can just get me I'm not looking away am I? No, no. Okay o your baby looks like he's got some sharp teeth I wasn't going to look, I was. It's liter fine. I, sorry, A am I in your way or anything? No was can you just get past No, I was just gonna I fucky little. Hunt! You're okay. Why have you got teeth sorry, I'm fine I'm just like twitching at the side of the bike. she keeps My bab's going take He b his got to teet. Yes And you weren't gonna fucking get past without seeing them were you the nipple that you stayed for. Honestly, I've never seen a beab of with your teeth Ynippo' rank Oh Okay, all right, have a nice day. No one to end a scene. Have a nice day And then I go home, cllose the car door I can't believe you said that too. I said. Tweet in it. But luckily, my husand No one's CIA agent. I'm gonna kill N se Yeah. H! Don't look at me if you don't even see me Isn't it? isn't the quote look at me and see me or don't look at me at all while giving someone a haircut Okay. Just I look this way That way? It's a little bit more And she sort of look at my face I don't have my glasses on so I can't really see very well in the mirror But you could just just put your glasses on N's not going to get in the way the scissors. Yeah, I' justnd soly. Okay ye. gllasses are. Okay, let' look over to the right. Yeah bit more H. Hi Do you like you what you see? Sorry, I don't sorry I'm going to give you one quick f free sixty spin on this chair. Okay Cand for. U. Did you see me when you sort of looked at me? What did you thinking? I was ye, I mean I've met a bunch I sort of what am I saying to you when you look at me or do you not just say anything at all for fuck sort of think Oh you have a look at me and see me Oh just don't even look at me at all I can see here. You have in the gel in the end Yeah, can you get it all spiked up into one point, please was in nightmare heakon No he could w one point. No one was gonna rein, but see you one single like a cone. Okay, yeah, why where are you going A you fucking I'm so sorry I've stbed you in the head That's how you get to see me Do you want to hear Sam's thought of the week? Yes, please. Do you to give us a little jingle for that Ses for of the week Get some autune on that S! Oh, you' all doing that with you? Yeah Okay, Sam It' for a very weeak. Oh, that's sick U Coca Cola is cigarettes Yes Phanta is vapes. What brand ofcoats cigarettes Oh, good question Cola is Marbor Red. I was thinking Marbour Red also. Fhanta is a fruitity vape. Monster Energy Zero suugar is nicotine gum Bull is Sns Mmm Cup of tea That's roll ups. Sure. Leafy. Leafy Ovaltine is a tobacco pipe. Valtine is a multi cozy drink. What is these tobacco pipes that you speak of Like Shock comes Is that tobacco in them? Yeah it will be around own it. Pipe tobacco. Oh I' not seen someone smoke one of them in so long. I to smoke a pipe You did I told you this before. So were you oven Don't worry about it Yeah. One of the first things I ever smoked was crushed up cigalis in a tobacco pipe. Oh yes. rem I didnt actually use a pipe because I quite liked it. I can see you liking that. How old are you? fifteen fifteen not pipe Brilliant Yeah. Is it just like having a cigarette then Yeah, but it lasts a while and it kind of, but tobacco pipe is different. It stays lit for longer and it's a bit more. It's lit litit S, seven Come on kids get on board. I completely agreeve all of those associations Yeah. What do you think a milkshake is in terms of smoking? Hoka Is that what he's called Oisha Yes. That would be Sisha. What do you think chicken drumstick is Well in terms of like smoking and drumstick cigar I think a chicken dripstick would be like When you're I open put cushalt tab ends to make a roll up That's a chicken nugget Oh do you think? I don't know though because there's loads of other thingss just mashed up all into one thing. Yeah, but it's chen drum it because it's like it smoked Already. because they've already been sp. Have you ever actually done that before where you've like madeade six toounds all six Yeah, I hate that I've done that, but I have and because the back is already been smoked, it's extra smokey Oh yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah and it' sting. If I could ever like dock a sig out and then pick him up up again. Yeah yeah. That'll stink your whole packet of sigs out. Yeah, no. St these fags This isine Um what would you say Frags is the British slang for cigarettes. Oh yeah, you keep having to say that. I heard you say the other day everyone I used to hate bumbing fags and then you like for the American That's aw What is just reminding me of something Wh gangam style What's that? It was a trend back in my day where you would sort of like ' done it before. We got a comment. On the last video, because I made a fake intro that said Ash is twenty and Samy is forty nine. And one of the comments said, No way is Ash twenty. That's really funny. And didid you see people commenting on that? Last minute podcass like clip that we dred. People count at me like it's the beard, mate Ohm like, oh yeah, giving critiques to while at that age. It's just the beard that's m you look that old. Tom said someone said sixty Sixty years old I'm sow in my head about this now and I know people like winding me up. I don't know what age I look at all now been thrown off so much and also my behaviour sometimes He's like an elderly. No, you look your age. just you just carry like you're older, but you look like your skin and your face and different is your age D don't wantan to give you aick you' got wrinkles or anything like that. I think I do. I think it's a cardigans. I've got wrinkles. I don't wear cardigans. You do. we we them right now That's a jumper. It'scardigan. Born on the heroin wondering why? I ruined this perfectly fine night e. If you ever tickle me, I'll punch at the face. I've never considered are you ticklish? Really ridiculously ticklish, but and I hate being tickled. It's like my worst thing. L If me and Tanna ever fight in, like is in like wrestling and he starts tickling me, Id get wild. I really think It's so weird Be I've got like male friends that are like ticklish as well. I've got my mate Dev and he's like crazy tickleish they love saying that they're not ticklish as well and it's someone else But he he like I'm not ticklish. You're genuinely not ticklish. I'm genuinely ticklish. It's not an invitation. Roma has tried. Every little bit of my body is like just numb to the world. I'm not ticklish at all. I'm not ticklish on my feet my arm pits my ribs But like some people I just I didn't realize how like insanely like it's like debilitating. Like even if like If Chan tickles me once, right? then for like rest of the day, yeah Yeah, then for like the rest of the day I'm like stiff as a board. like if he comes near me, like my whole body tenses up because then by the way. That's true. It gets me all on edge. I mean, fight off I get more ticklish when I'm scared because I tse up. So then that like the tickles tick from the air around the skin. Yeah yeah, yeah tick you get people here and they go Oh no, I really hate being tickled. It's like the worst r. I remember like genuinely panicking when I was younger that I will never breathe again because I was being tickled that much. There must be tickle druma somewhere. Tickle trauma. Probably. Oh, let's not going. No Don't even start bringing all that up, Sam. P their neighbor Episode twenty three, Tickle Trauma I heard what you said as you' going in Still more to comeon on that neighbour over the years, I bet. Stick around for the development guys. What a weird app. You're so weird. Oh, we've got a sponsor Oh, yay. Yeah. I've got a sends is your laptop still on Is this? That's just they've sent me. I' not read it y It that this atts to it? That's just what they've sent me. Again I've not ready. I don't know what he says. Today's episode is kindly brought to you by Carpet Tiny boots Sausages say That's what it says. Oh, okay I guess the me up There's no so that we've got carpet, tiny Chiny Bez doesn't really feel like a brand to me, that sort of feels like There's carpeted brand No I guess they're making some kind of super Let me check eightighty five thousand pounds. L can now. 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Yes because it's happening a few times now this isn't like the other he's going to give it back But how do you know he's going to give it back? Because the last two times, we haven't Sent me a picture of me. N hes sent me a picture of him with my name written on piece of paper and he's doing a big thumbs up and he's got today's newspaper.. That's say I And why have you sent him a picture of you with a thumbs up bar? Well just because it's polite, isn't it? Sorry, everyone. justust ignore that ad. I need to have a talk to Sam Thanks for watching this episode of Skinws It was fucking weird one, wasn't it? I'm always gonna be in this bed Obviously when I probably hope to get off in about half an hour, but I my last Scotle officer' recorded.