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Hello and welcome to Smash Streeds Rredaded Stories. I'm Shane and today's theme is messy Stories. And I'm joined by two Messy people. Oh Oh mm Okay, wow. All right. So look, it was either I go with messy or not messy. and I thought it was more interesting to go with Messy. I'm here with Tommy and Mac does it This is back. So you know it's a good episode. That's right. Awesome. ye. And don't forget our third guest of the day. Yeah. The verse pillow. out.se pow. Okay there's Okaykay, there might be three of ' them on the couch right now. Okay. So we got some messy stories today. R? I think we all love messy stories. Oh, yeah, I live for. Yeah. We're all reality TV fans here. Absolutely ye.. It all changes once I'm involved. Then I hate it. Messy stuff Tue true. You don't want to be involved. You just want to observe. to observebser over the mat. Yeahah with a castle break here and there. Right I don' I don't like my friends are involved with messy stuff either. but if I'm like at a restaurant or a coffee shop and I overhear a messy situation happening And isn't that the I'm I'm gonna tune in. You know, sometimes I like to like pay back society by taking my mess to a restaurant. Oh, very kind and someone else can enjoy. That's very kind of you. Yeah, yeah. You know, they're like always like break up in a public setting Or have an argument in pub setting, you know do they say that donon't they say? outside They're like People like me are putting that narrative out there listen into them. And you're welcome. Yeah. Like make sure you guys break up in public and let me know where you're gonna be at. Yeah, so Well, thank you for doing that. You're welcome. Thank you for your service U M, this is your first time here in our new Sess. Yes. First time on Reda Stories in a second. I know.. Get ready world. Here comes some very bad opinions. No. No. Bea if you have bad opinions, you'll get killed. I'll kill you All right Let's hop in Here we go, our first story Ces from the two hot Takes subreddits. We love them. We love them, Morgan just the best, To hot tigs. This was posted in November of twenty twenty five. My ex posted a happy anniversary with me six months after we broke up Nice Okay. So my ex and I broke up in April. It wasn't messy But it wasn't exactly peaceful either. He wanted to focus on himself, which was code for flirting with girls on Discord. Anyway, fast forward to now we Novemberve all bit we've all We've all done that Anyway, fast forward to now, November. and one of my friends sends me a screenshot from his Insta story like Happy three years, loveove you forever, pink heart with a little pink heart next to it. a picture of us from twenty twenty two. I actually thought it was a throwback or something, but no, he literally captioned it like we're still together. We haven't spoken since the breakup. I'm not blocked or anything just ignored. So I'm now sitting here getting texts from mutual friends asking if we got back together. and I'm like, what alternate reality is this man living in? I don't know if it's to make me look like I still care or to make him look like he's the loyal one. Who never moved on, but either way, it's weird. Like, dude, we broke up half a year ago. You can't just retroactively celebrate an anniversary that doesn't exist. Part of me wants to respond with happappy Delusion Day, but I'm being good Rpond with happappy Delusion Day. Yeah Respond with happy Delusion D. You have to respond with something. Yeah. I guess it's not an instant story so you can't respond publicly You can now have you seen? You can comment. You can comment comment on the storyies that pops at the bottom The little bottom Uh oh, Emily just realized she made a mistake You're going through like this watchatchcast, you just see Emily just be like, fuck you loser, like It's like, o somebody's gonna fuck. Yeah. I I thought Instagram was anonymous. It's crazy. I' doing it U That's wild. Is he from like the Baron Steeen Bears multiverse? Oh yeah Mandela effect. Yeah. maybe he's maybe he's an OG Mandela Yeah you know. like a minimal like amount of amnesia happened. Mbe got hit by a train. Okay, a train. And he's got a minimal amnesia. Yeah. Yeah. That's a. That's a c five. but believe You've been diagnosed with minimal amnunia Yeah. I believe in that. I don't believe in surviving getting hit by a train. what I'm being sced. C, if you position your brain just right. Just get hit a little bit. little bit Tiny bit.ust a min. Just a little minimal R say, what would you do in this situation, but this is a hard situation to fathom I think I'd show up on the doorstep with some flowers and be like, what the fuck are you doing? They' be like, happappy anniversary, what are you doing? Yeah. What's the point, you know, like play along with then pivot? Six months is a long time to wait to then do some shit like this. And. Like I feel like you should be fully moved on by six months. Right. I guess the ex maybe hasn't told people. like so they're trying to keep a room going but it's six months. like six months And one of these discord girls are gonna be flying Very confused. Yeah. Very confused Discord girls. U they're all comped. Eyone grows on Discord. Discord the place to flirt with. Hello kids are Yeah ye Yeah, that's why I don' not hello Kitten I'm doing like discord Hello. I don't use this. I don't use discord, but I've heard That's how you have to use it. Some comments. someomeone said, notot going to lie that is fucking weird three point six thousand up votes Someone said, I'm pretty sure his parents have no idea he broke up with you. parents could be a thing.. Someone said, Yep, I'd put money on it. I once had an ex who lied to his family for a year after we split. I found out about a year after when his sister messaged me and asked when I would be coming to visit again. He was furious when he found out that I told her we broke up. He just sent me a message a few days ago We broke up over a decade ago and I'm happily married and he's still trying Some people are insane Whoa decade and you're like, no, we're still together That's just the power of love. you. Vversatile pillow. And first heillo. And your thoughts? I think you f good cl you. Oh Oh my God. I be careful. Hey, have a tamer take. Yeah, Shell out. I'll kill you. I guess denial can be just very powerful. Maybe they just refuse to acknowledge something. Someone said, haveave that friend comment on it for you. Dude, why are you posting this? You cheated on girlfriend and dumped her six months ago to be with other girls Someone said, exactly this, don't acknowledge opP, but get your friend to LOL Yeah. Yeah. I'm also like, why and bother. Yeah. why even Right. You know, I guess if it's your likeness and it's like you're Yeah. I don't know. It's I would be uncomfortable with it like because you don't want people to like because her her friends think that she's now. No, that's true. She's They're like, oh, are you are you with him?'s it's definitely L announcement on your story, be like we are not together. Yeah. Right. Happy breakup anniversary, six months. Right broke up six months ago. Lastly, someone said, Nah, be bad. post a pic of yourself saying, happppy six months being single, the weight has been lifted off my shoulders. Pretty good. prettyret good Yeah Pretty good. A little pink card emoji with a little pink card next to it. 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I'm taking you to court. I'm taking you to court because you didn't see me in my beautiful dress. Like I want tona see that judge Judy. Oh, Jud Justice. Judy Justice would Judy Justice, by the way, Judy Judy Justice. Oh yeah champ. She has a new face, a giant ass, and a new name I see justustices. Tommy You brought this up. Tommy, you brought this up to a whole meeting room of us. We were all writing and you were like, by the way I don't know if you guys know this. And so we Googled it And it's big. and it frankly shocked us all. I don't know why Dud. but she's truly like And it's like Yes Its I don't know if it's like drag quQueen Satting or what? but like I don't know what's up with Judy Justice. M may be squatting, maybe. May be squatting. No. Maybe she's behind the thing going like this. she's. She like she's like no. That's from upholding justice. That's from upholding justice Here we go I, a twenty five year old woman recently got married to my twenty five year old husband in Bali, Indonesia in January It was a destination wedding, but my parents and his parents paid for their own plane tickets and hotel. but we paid for our friends plane tickets and hotel stays. Each plane ticket was about two thousand dollars USD, and the hotel was maybe about one hundred fifty to three hundred dollars for a week. My friend Gemma brought along her newly wed husband, John, along but paid for his plane ticket. The problem is that Gemma and John did not show up to my wedding. Gemma took the free plane ticket to Bali and the hotel room. and when I asked her why she didn't show up, she said that since they couldn't afford their own honeymoon, that this was a perfect opportunity and that Jim decided that he didn't feel like going I was really hurt by this since Gemma and I have been friends for over ten years. Would I be the assole if I took her to smallall cllaims court for the money I spent on the plane ticket and hotel? Okay. All a little different perspective now Also let me be clear, earlier on, she says my friend Gemma brought along her newlywed husband, in quotations, John. later she called him Jim ee. Come on, you wrote two paragraphs. You can keep it consistent. No That's so funny. They're like sorry wait a second. This place is really fun They are pieces of shit, but kind of hilarious. This is hilarious. This is a quite iconic selfish move to make. I would say. Yeah. To go to Indonesia for a wedding and then be like Let's not go to the wedding. Right and just vibe around and continue to go back to the hotel Right. They' They're weeak. They're seeing each other. Right. They're definitely fucking over the Oh my person got married here, the OP here. Oh, yes, they they stole money. It's just things like this. And I think this is also why like I like Abiley Miller. where I enjoy watching her is because like as like someone who's conscious of like what people think and like their emotions and like how they are and you know, treating people like human beings. when someone's just like, you know what? I'm going on vacation. I'm like I wish like just I just want like a droplet of that extract to just have a little more self confidence in my life, you know? You know what it is that I see is that When I watch like, u When I watch people who are really good at dancing Like you watch really incredible ballet and you go Oh Does a person do that? That's amazing. And then when people do things this selfish and this same thing, frrankly, this insane, I do have a similar reaction where I go Wow hundred so alien to who I am. It's just like o my go. I think people sometimes think like my fascination with people who are just outrageous assholes is that I'm actually like supporting them No I'm not. I'm like, it's a polar o. my b. My body is like, I don't comprehend what I'm seeing. R in a way that almost dazzles me. one hundred percent, like what recipe of events created This person who's like, I don't give a fuck, they flew me out for free. I'm gonna go. Like, who's doing that? That's unbelievable. 'Cause you know she's gonna take them to small claims court and they're gonna fight it one hundred percent, they're gonna go no, I had every right to do this. Like Your H honor, I just didn't feel the right vibe. Yeah vibes were really low ves here andide is like, and she's like, No, giveive her the money back. She's holding a ball, by the way. Judie Justice That's a Judy Justice callback. Yeah Um Okaykay, the verdict is not the asshole. No Of course. Although the pain of going through smallmall cllaims Court is its own thing. sucks. She has rights to do it. She has every right to do it. I mean, small cllims, I don't know how smallall Claims Court works. I very fortunately have not had to go to Small Caims C court Same, but I feel like it can let me I'm talking about. The amount of time I have a punch card. No. But this is over two thousand five hundred dollars just about, which is a lot of money. It's a lot. That's a lot a lot of money. So it's worth it if it's worth it to her for the time, then you know what we haven't even talked about Is that it's her wedding? And as we know, the rule goes, you don't fuck with some's wedding That means loveve to fuck with people's wedding. L loveove to fuck with people's wedding. This means the whole wedding she's going. Is Julie fucking out there having a margarita and not here at my wedding? Like it's all about Julie not being there. I'm making a name. It feels like some like white lototus storyline. Literally reallyill. Yeah It reallyally does. Okay, Mike white ope he is open now Is saying? You know what's stupid too is that there was a way that they could have done this if they had said, hey You're buying us the plane tickets, all this stuff. Stay out. Can you can we book a flight it's the same price probably. Can I book a flight two or three days later And then You just pay for the hotel. The hotel is one hundred and fifty to three hundred dollars for a week pay for a couple more days. That feels like a way you could have you could have bargained this could have done the wedding and the honeymoon. Also like a wedding in Indonesia is probably She's already spending this much money for this destination. The writing's probably a bad ass. You're missing out on a party as well.ike Yeah this was just's what I always about this. I'm like, if you're gonna be an asshle, be smart. be smart about it. But also youam have to be an ass. You didn't have to be an asshole here. Yeah, no. You could have gotten all of this. Absolutely. You could have had the world Dumbass. Dumbasses. this is Dumb asshole. Dumb asshole. Comments, can't believe I'm saying this, but not the asshole. Someone offers to give you a free vacation on the condition that you attend one party during that time. I'd be jumping for that opportunity to take that free vacation and then no call, no show to your friend's wedding is really shitty behavior on their part They could have extended their stay if they wanted to treat the trip as their own honeymoon. thirty four thousand up votes. OP said literally she wasn't even in the wedding party All she had to do was show up, dance, and eat cake and food. Funny thing enough is that they did go on a honeymoon. It just wasn't abroad Oh my god So wait at home honeymoon? Damn, OP is loaded. If they're paying for people's flights that aren't in the wedding. Yeah that's right. Holy shit, man H She's she's being taken to small claims court by her rich friend. She's probably. Shes spotedud. She sp. She has time and resources. A line No yeah. laawyers omeone said, you are not an asshole. Your friend is the asshole here, but I can't see you winning any sort of claim Legally gifted her a plane ticket. There was no contract she had to come to the wedding Someone responded Judges are capable of finding an assumed condition with a gift. The classic example is engagement rings typically get returned to the man if their fiancee calls off the wedding Oh. Oh Okay, Lly, someone said, two thousand three hundred dollars is a lot of money, but at least you know now that Gemma and John are a pair of asses. I just remove all connection with them and cherish the thought that they didn't ruin anything else Someone responded before cutting ties with them, OP needs to ask for her money back. It is such an abuse of the friendship to take two thousand dollars and then not even bother to show up for the wedding. OP needs to tell her friend The ticket that she provided was not intended for a vacation notot the asshole It seems to be one of those cases sadly where this person, Jemmo was just never her friend, probably. Yeah. Justin just absolutely lech the whole time. Yeah. Also like if she's not in the Bridal party Usually that means you're not as tight with the person Yeah usually. I mean, you can still be very tight. I mean I went to my'sing I wasn't the party but it's like She's like my sister. So it's like, you know, no it's just kind of just Yeah. I should have married her. So yeah, I mean, like maybe yeah she isn't I don't know what I'm saying anymore. Maybe she isn't good friends with this person. I don't know. Either way, not any moreore No more friends? No, definitely not now. They said they've been friends for over ten years But I'm like, what kind of friend me sure like I've known him for ten years, but we don't talk. I can't im I couldn't do this to my enemy No. It's like, it's like, I'm like o Oh, if I'm not good to friends, I'm not going to go. I'm going to say no to it. I can't would I am such a guilty feeling person. Sure. that I fly abroad for free. I'm going to that wedding. For sure. I want I'm like, can I help Right. And what can I do? Right Shit, you're in this situation. Do you go to Smke Claims C court How do you get the money back? T' me to go first? U So I'm going to court. I'm going We don't have to. What would you do an option? What would I do? I wouldn't do anything really. I let it go Damn I just never talk to them again, you know Yeah I think if you're flying a bunch of people out with two thousand dollars plane tickets already. and you're having a destination Indonesia bigig party wedding you really need that two thousand dollars. Right. If we're talking about relative sc Relative of scalingsight. Because twenty thousand three hundred dollars a lot for us. I'm sure for a lot of people watching, they're like, Oh, holy shit, that's so much money. That's what I'm talking about. But if you're having a wedding like that I'd about like the court of it all. And it's like the amount of time you have to like take off work and hire a lawyer and all the paperwork. I'm just like the effort of like all of that is like just to go like my two thousand. And then you have to pay ten grand to your lawyer. And I should be clear, stealing or abusing twenty hundred dollars is still a problem. not're talking about American relativity. We're talking about how the American court system is a nightmare. Yes. and to get involved in it at all is potential. Already a lot of your time and probably more money. And are you going end up now I don't know like I said, I don't know much about small claims Court, but it's like are you going to end up spending more money getting back? How much are you going to actually get back? Like you're going to lose time on this Is this person worth not only robbing you from your wedding. But now it almost kind of like does it make the narrative of your wedding about them than it really should. Right is kind of where I this is where I would personally be at. S, And that's where I just like now it's a whole thing Yeah part of your life Also, just like a little caveat of that, it's like if we get scammed out of thousand three hundred dollars, we face the exact same thing where it's like, okay I'm going to have to go to claims Court for this and will I also have to pay So that's why I'm like, Well, this person clearly has a little bit more going on than the people in this room. So I'm like maybe This could be something she could let go. Mbe. Mbe But let still hate that person. If I were their friend and they're like, I'm taking them a small claimsore, I'd like, that's fantastic. Can I watch? Oh, one hundred percent. I to I need to be there. Oh my Godd, yeah. I'd be like, that's gonna to take up so much of your time that's gonna be a lot. And they're be like, I'm gonna go and be like, All right, when is it?? I want it to take up my time too. I'm to go watch. I'm gonna sit there with one of those veils in the b. They're like, was he involved? I want to be the one that's constantly gasping like, What? in a b All right. U Yeah. T they go to Judy Justice. Judy Justice. Update. I messaged Gemma her multiple comments, advising me to invoice her for the plane ticket and hotel room, but I did something a little better. I wanted to get proof so if I had to go to court, it would be easier to win. I messaged her this Hey, sorry for being so distant, but I just wanted to talk to you about Bali. I'm hurt that you didn't show up to the ceremony. I pulled a lot of strings to ensure that you could come and then you didn't show up Did you think I paid for the trip just so you could honeymoon with John She replied I've missed you a lot and I know the trip was for your wedding, but John didn't want to go because he felt like your wedding ruined the illusion of the trip being our honeymoon, and that you'd understand, Gemma. You fool You fell right into the trap. Judy's gonna read that. I replied I replied, No, I don't understand. You took advantage of me and that's not what real friends do. So I'm invoicing you two thousand three hundred and eighty seven dollars fifty three cents for the cost of the plane ticket and hotel room. I will give you thirty days and after that, I will be taking legal action I received no response, but she's been posting subliminal quotes on Instagram that are along the lines of entitled friends and having snakes in your life Thank you all for your verdicts and help. Man It's always the people who scam their friends who call people snakes. And you know what? It really is it is. And never p it. I swear at this stage when people post it on Facebook being like you never trust the right people. I'm like, you're the're the bad gu. You're the problem. Nine times out of ten, you're probably the bad guy. Yeah. and there's therapists out there going I'm so sorry for You' it's them, they're the problem. And then they come back with the like I'm setting up a boundary and I'm like, you're horrible. It's like, don't I don't know. Oh God. Gemma is so it's that thing where it's like they're so atrocious, they come back to being entertaining And like from so afar I'm entertained by Gemma. Oh yeah. awwful person. I hope I'm now really like I was't right when I was like, your honor, the vi wasn't right. Literally was like, hey, the vibe wasn't right. not up. I'm so sorry, I couldn't go, but it would ruin the illusion. You understand, right? You get it. You get it. Yeah. P Update number two Oh, we gotta get to Judy justustice. All right, come on. That's amazing to hear fell right into the trap to. She listed out the exact price in that invoice. real so smart. Up update number two, I didn't think this could get worse, but here we are. Oh boy. Oh boy Gemma cannot win. If Gemma wins, I'm walking out of. I will be mad No, Gemma Look, it's only fun if they don't win. one hundred percent. L Abbiley Miller's amazing because she loses so badly, I feel like. Karma got her ass. Like it really did. It it. it. You get to like retroactively enjoy so much because it's like, yeah, Well, yes So let's see what happened to Gemma Okay I didn't think this could get worse, but here we are. I didn't respond to any of the subliminal messages she posted about me on social media and I've been very quiet while I've been getting my ducks in a row for the litigation. But this past Friday, she sent me a three page audit of financial and emotional contributions from twenty fifteen to the present. Oh J both have time. Gemma Gemma's a demon, dude Oh no. Gemin needs a job. I wish I was fucking joking. The audits. She itemized every dinner or lunch we've ever ate together. She estimated eighteen dollars per meal, gas money for driving to and from hangouts. A birthday gift from twenty seventeen that she now claims she went into debt for. Time spent emotionally supporting me after my dad passed. She said she took on the role of a grief counselor for me, even though I talked to her on the phone about it once for thirty minutes One time she helped me move apartments, she wants to be paid for her labor, and emotional distress caused by me threatening litigation The emotional distress caused by me threatening litigation? Oh my God Hey, you asked for money and that's really hard for me Her grand total two thousand four hundred and twelve dollars nine cents, whichich is conveniently within twenty five dollars of what I invoiced her. She then told me that if we're really keeping score that I actually owe her twenty four dollars fifty six cents. Okay And this is one of what we're talking about with the I'm in awe of I w fascinated deep in their shit. This is when someone pulls a triple axle in Winter Olympics and you're like, How do they do that? How didd you do that? How'd you figure out? How that? How figure that out I think I stared at the document for ten minutes in silence in shock from the audacity because this bitch is delusional. To clarify, I never asked her to cook for me. While I was in college, she did pay for lunches, but when I definitely returned the favor Big time once I graduated, I bought her many gifts over the years. I've let her stay at my house several times when she and John argued. and I have also lended a shoulder for her to cry on when she had difficult times in life. But apparently being a friend is now billable, I decided to give the message a thumbs down because if I respond, I will be extremely disrespectful with the anger I am facing. I cannot wait for these thirty days to be over because I will be suing out of her Okay. As of recording, no other updates at this time. OP did post in our slash legal advice a shortened version of this story Okay, damnit. Oh Dange. No Judy justice. Well, the episode hasn't aired yet.. So it' it's been over a month too. Oh I hope she suited her. I hope she got the money. I'm really upset. That we don't have an update from this point on. Yeah Now that Gemma came back with that audit, they better be going to court because' whole The amount of content you're gonna get out of. Oh my God, you just vertical clips Apllenty. And it's not even about it's not even about the money. It's about we need to see Gemma lose. one hundred percent. Like Gemma has to lose. A hundred percent Just for like the story of humanity Like You know, for thousands of years from now, will read about Gemma and they'll go, did she Justiceue. Justice. a month, right? you said? Yeah to get justice. Maybe the It's been about a month and a half. as a recording This is probably still happening. Probably still. Maybe they got a court. Maybe they got a court date. Mbe maybe she can't talk about it now that it's in the legal. I think that's probably what's going If we get an update, we will let you know Because I need it. need emma needs to go down. Gamma needs to go down. Yeah, if there's enough date n I don't end the episode I'm gonna to bash through the ceiling. I'm gonna fall flat on the ground. J just to hear about Gemma. Oh my God. Oh my God. Okay. Well, that was fun. And that is messy. That is something That was mess elious mess. Delicious. That is messy. I will say if she sues her and she wins takeake that money and get as far away from Gemma as possible. a hundred per. Because Gemma will be spend the rest of her life doing everything she can to find a way to get back at her. Pople like Gemma, you got toa get away from. G gotta get away from. Yeahah. Watch them on TV. Right, That's where they belong as on TVbe. Yeah. This episode of Reddit Stories is also sponsored by Quintince Getting ready in the morning has always been a hassle for me. Turns out, it wasn't because I didn't like clothing or styling, it was because I was uncomfortable in my clothes. I needed pieces that were soft, relaxed, fit, and a little more breathable. Quintince uses quality materials that I feel good in no matter what I wear. Having comfortable staple pieces in your wardrobe makes getting ready in the morning super easy. 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I thought everything was fine, but about a month ago, he said he was a little bored and that we needed new stimulation. He said we should both think about this. I thought he meant like, let's go camping and started making plans for something fun to do But a week ago, we talk again and he says that he's found this girl, nineteen ish old woman, and she's perfect for us. He's twenty seven, by the way. That being with this girl will help him see how much he really loves me and may convince him to marry me Oh no. Oh no. Oh This will fix everything, babe. She's Oh gosh. What a way to reveal that you've like been flirting with other women too. Yeah. week later it's like, I just happened to find this girl out ofzy.. And she'd be down. And ye. What a coincidence. If be in a three year relationship and they get blindsided by this P Yeah, I'd be fucking bar. Tal about getting hit by a train just enough. Yeah. Yeahah. I'd scoot him forward an inch or two He, lean in. Okay. I was married for eighteen months before and I'm embarrassed about being an ex wife already Um notothing to be assed of But uh I really didn't want to do it, but he said, oh, that figures, it's kind of disturbing how you reject anything new. Oh my gosh. Dude, it's a threesome. That is my God. That is a different category And that kind of made me feel bad.m sorry. I had to take it out on the poof. Where the poop OP writes, that kind of made her feel bad. Anyway, we finally tried to see the girl on Wednesday. She was okay, but the whole thing was too weird for me. We were sitting there awkwardly and then out of the blue, he turned to me and commanded, takeake your top off. I couldn't do it I was way too nervous and everything spiraled from there. The girl left maybe twenty minutes later. Now it's been a few days and he won't talk to me. I'm not sure how to make him see, I'm sorry Oh my go. I didn't go through with it? Oh no girls, stand up Stand up. Git up. Walk out that room I feel so bad, dude. L we just like you cross over the fact that like she was already married before. she's only twenty three. She's only twenty three. She was married before for eighteen months, and she said she's insecure about being an ex wife already, but it's like, dude,'s fine, giveive a shit Already I feel like this is one of those where it's a short story but I'm like, okay, I already need to know everything I do this guy Right And where her self confidence is at, where he's commanding things of her that she feels so uncomfortable about, but clearly does not feel comfortable setting her boundaries and it's just like, oh, because he's not allowed you to have boundaries. makes you feel so guilty for him She's sitting here being like, oh, like How do I make him see I'm sorry? It's like, dude he This guy sucks so bad. Beyond sucking. He is truly awful. The top comment just says girl, leave. this is manipulative and abusive. eleven thousand up votes. Yeah. eleven thousand eleven thousand upotes. Hopefully that is enough for her to. Um, I I You know I can't relate personally, but I know that people in these situations It is so hard to see from above what they're in and to go, oh, this is absolutely absurd, but they are made to feel there the problem in it. hundred percent. Someone said reject anything new normally means a food, hobby, or similar. Not creating a situation where he's cheating on you in front of your face, your relationship is cooked ' another way to put it. Someone said, you need to learn to value yourself. This hurt to read. Someone responded, I really hope it's rage bate. Lastly, someone said, have a threesome to save the relationship is the new. have a baby to save the marriage, apparently. Damn. yeah Look, it could be a ragebait post, but this This is a very real thing. L I have heard personal stories of this type of thing, like from friends, sadly It is a thing that happens and it sucks really bad. And it's very clearly, yeah, you add on top that It's very clearly him cheating and then He's been che. Oh, he's been probably che all the time. Well, how do you find a nineteen year old girl? Yeah, haveave you find a ninet old girl? Discord G a sport. Hello Kiten. Hello Kiten, what a freeway What if we Um I feel like I feel like audacity only can grow. It doesn't it doesn't ever level out, it seems like. Like when people are cheating, it seems like they they it's like, oh, you got you got away with cheating Okay, is that next? And it's like it's never enough. They always find new ways to do it bigger and bigger until it's like, oh, no, I need to actually How do I now cross this over and make how do I do it in front of? My partner needs to be involved in my cheating somehow, and I need to make her feel bad about it And also like at the beginning being like Hey, and if I get to cheat in front of you, maybe I'll marry you Wild shit. what the fuck? Wild shit. so disgusting. So all of it's manipulative. We were sitting there awkwardly and then out of the blue, he turned to me and commanded, takeake your top off. Sexy. Sexy. Everybody loves that. The. Oh my God. Yeah, send them to Bali. Send them to Bali. Send them to Bali. Send them to Bali Get him out here. Oh Jesus. Eemma and Gemma and John can hang out. Get a bucket of these people. sh. Send him off to have a threesome with Gemma and John. Yeah Yes. Oh my God. They can bill him for it afterwards. Yeah for the emotional distress. Yeah. Yeah.. God. They can claim his small court Our last story Our last story comes from relationship addvice and it was posted in July of twenty twenty. This is a twenty eight year old woman. She writes, My best friend, a twenty nine year old woman, since birth, gave me a bad reference for a job she told me to apply to. Okay, All right Background. Our parents have known each other since before we were born. My parents moved across the street from her parents. Her mom baked my mom and dad a cake, and they've been friends ever since They even got pregnant around the same time and gave birth a few months apart Cori and I literally grew up together and have always been close. We were inseparable as kids and have always called each other sisters. Freshman year of high school, her dad got a job opportunity and they ended up moving to California. We were in Ohio at the time, so it was kind of hard to maintain a long distance friendship because of the time difference and everything that was going on in our lives, but we still remained close alternating, visiting each other during our summer breaks. We applied and got into the same college after high school, so we were finally reunited at college as we dormed together. Things were perfect t Pent day, we are both married to our husbands. We live in the same town. ourur husbands are best friends as well Due to this COVID pandemic, I was laid off from my telemarketing job It was fine at first because my husband was able to pick up a few extra shifts and maintain our household. But his overtime started getting cut, so now we are only living off of one income and have had to use our savings to pay a few bills. As of recently, I've been looking for a new job and it's been hard because no one has been hiring. Torory and I get together once every other week for drinks. I mentioned to her that I was having a hard time job searching and she suggested that I apply at her job and that she would put in a good word for me and I'd be hired. We talked about how fun it would be to work together. Toria is in a similar field as I was, Not exactly the same, but she said that I'd have no problem getting in and that they'd train me for whatever I didn't know. Later that week, I applied and was called a few days later for a phone interview We went over my application and she asked how I was referred to the job. I mentioned Tori and she genuinely sounded excited and bragged about what a great employee Tori is and how she was referring me, I'd probably be a perfect fit. We finished up the phone interview and she said that she would ask Tori a few follow up questions, but that the job was pretty much mine and to be expecting a callback by a certain day I texted Torory telling her how things went and thanking her immensely. However, the day came that I was supposed to hear something back and I haven't heard anything At Tori and I's get togetherher, I asked her if her boss ever asked her about me. and Ti said no, and that she would let me know if she did Two more weeks passed and still no word. I asked Tori again, and all she said was that they decided to hire someone else because they had more experience. So I dropped it after that A month later, and I'm finally back working and my husband and I are getting back on our feet. I suggested that we invite Tori and her husband over for dinner, and my husband immediately said no I've noticed that my husband and her husband haven't been talking. I asked him about it and he brushed it off. I asked Torory about it at our get together and she brushed it off as well. However, I knew that was odd as they talked almost daily and got together weekly for beer and poker with a few other friends. and that hasn't been happening either. I decided to press the issue more with my husband, and he finally broke down and said that the reason why him and Matt weren't speaking was because of Torory. He explained that the job Tori said she would speak up for me to get, she actually did the opposite I asked what he meant and he explained that her boss actually did ask Torory about me, and she said a few things to deter her from hiring me I asked why he kept this from me for so long, and he said it was better that I didn't know because he didn't want to ruin our friendship Matt actually told him what Tory did, and he told Matt to tell Tory to do the right thing. They got into an argument and that's why they weren't speaking. I called Tori and she admitted that my husband was telling the truth and said the reason why she didn't vouch for me was because she didn't want things to change between us, because at work, she was a completely different person. whatever that meant. So after thinking about asking me to apply, she decided to change her mind but couldn't bring herself to tell me that I was absolutely disgusted. She knew how much my husband and I were struggling and decided to sabotage my chance at getting a job for no real reason I hung up and blocked her number. It's been nearly a month and we haven't talked yet However, my husband and her husband are back on speaking terms, and my husband wants me to make up with Tori and let it go so that things can go back to how they were. However, I'm not sure if they can. I feel like I've been stabbed in the back. Do I have a right to feel how I feel, or is it time to move on and let bygones be bygones? I admit that I do miss her, but I feel like I can't trust her anymore. Had she told me the truth from the beginning, I would have been okay, but she lied to my face on multiple occasions That's messy. That's messy. Layers. Wha. That's rough manyany layers to this cake that that's how their parents became friends. Exactly. And on the cake, it said our daughters are gonna to get in a feud later. We all fucked they wrote We all fucked at the same time. Right. highigh five. Congrats to us. Yeah. Okay so to bring it all back. The friend So it's like, Ohh you don't have a j. Let me recommend you for this job at my at my work and she applies And then she's like, actuallyually, I don't want you to work with me So when the boss asks, after the interview goes great, she goes, actually, no, she's stinky or whatever. And they go, okay, everyveryone's saying it says a bunch of shit. She doesn't have the job. but then doesn't follow up with her friend, doesn't tell her friend that that's what happened. And then her husband finds out about all this doesn't talk to her about it either becausecause he's like, Well, I want you guys friendship not to be affected. That double sucks. That sucks. then your husband's also not telling him. Yeah, that's so weird. 'ause the husband it was enough for the husband to not talk to. them But he's not going to tell the wife that it's not I don't know That's that sucks. I feel like she was portrayed by multiple people. You're left out of all of it And then now that she finds out and she's mad, now the husband's like, actually can you go back to being friends? Can things Right back to being normal. And like I'm kind mad at the husband almost as much as I am at the friend. Torory Emily's throw out things She's as if we think other things are happening here. It is like what? there can't be two stinky girls that work out. Cgories work. Do we think, I guess I guess maybe I'm the stinky. Do we think the husbands are fucking? Yes. Oh, that would be good. That would be fun. That would be good. A heated rivalry moment? Oh My gay sex iseded rivalry by the way Okay, goodood to know. goodood to know. Me me a stra guy that's what that's's you think of. It's like, they're gay.' like, heated rifle. you're in the kitchen andone's like, yeah, I got it on last night and you're like, whereere did the hockey sticks go? Yeah Where to the hot? do you putem? 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That's Eureka E U R E k a ergonomic E Rg O n o m IC dot com types of reedd stories if I'm like okay, something else going on is just unreliable narrator It's just like, what cause your friend to go, actually, I don't want you working here. And did the friend actually offer where I the only thing that I could think of is OP is writing like, Ohh my friend was like, oh, come work at this job. Did they offer it or did you push And they were like, oh yeah, I guess there is an openings at my job I to say is that what is that what's happening? Now, that's me jumping to a lot of conclusions. That could be a situation, Yeahah, yeah, yeah. basased on I understand the whole like, oh, when I'm in this environment, I'm a completely different person. I don't want you like I get I get. Oh fully. Totally get it I don't perspective you have proposed makes sense with that response. otherther than like the idea of her like switching Right. If she tried to avoid Having opP at her job, she could have just been like, hey, I actually have no say once it gets past me. Yeah. But it sounds like it got pretty far. Oof. I don't know. Yeah Um and if you're going if you're going If you're going to get to that point where you you're now beinging honest, I think The friend, Tori needs to be honest about Why like because I think just being like, Oh well I don't want you to like you need to really lay it out Right this might be a good time to be a friend. You need to really lay it out of like, hey, here is the explicit reasons why I felt uncomfortable. Now here you add though, the layer that this is mid pandemic And they're literally struggling for money And it's like, okay, like cool, I get I get that feeling of like, oh, it's, it's awkward, whatever This person needs a job, they need money. Right. And that's your friend. It's like that's I think both things can happen where it's like What sucks is this person held up her Tory held up OP. from getting a job Yeah sooner B dealing with all of this messy shit. Like if she didn't want her to work there, she could have just been like, something Yeah. And just been like here, go go, you know, go a different way because you can get a job faster and you won't struggle as.' that lack of communication. I'll still beed off They pray. A lot of times like lack of confrontation causes more issues than Almost always. Pretty much always. In comments, someone said, I can't begin to imagine how painful this must be for you to find out your best friend of nearly three decades couldn't even give you a good recommendation to a job she recommended you to Her reasons were purely selfish, and that's just the simple truth of it. She put herself ahead of you for no personal gain, which leads me to believe that she's not being one hundred percent honest on the reasason she did what she did. I'm sure her work personality is a bit different than how you typically know her. But that can't logically be the reason she just basically threw away thirty years of friendship. Either way, she's wronged you and you're well within your rights to never speak to her again However, ultimately, it is up to you. My suggestion is you invite her over to have a talk, just you and her, no husbands involved. If she can't be honest and give you a genuine apology, then she's not worth it. Then again, she might be honest and actually apologize. Even if she does, you're well within your rights to still not speak to her. No matter what, you deserve an apology Okay That's interesting to invite her over not have husbands There's also that element or the husband's trustworthy Like because as you brought up earlier, maybe they're fucking. but maybe there's maybe there's just Maybe there's being toxic, Maybe there's being shitty Maybe there's maybe they're invved somehow. I don't know I'm trying to think of every possibility angle because we have an update Oh So we have an update, which means that was so dramatic. Wait. I love that. Should I have p posed too? I didn't pose. Do it again. Do it again. Do it again it again Okay, ready ready and they' ready, All right, right We have an update H O. Oh H Who do we think comes out is the ultimate bad guy? Comes out Oh Who do think comes out as the ultimate bad guy? Who do we think? Because right now, Torory is the bad guy. Right. Seems pretty clear cut and dry And maybe that's that's that's the safest bet Easy Easy bet that Toryy is going to be the ultimate bad guy Is O Pe the bad guy though Is is one of the husbands a guy are both the husbands aag gu I' woring' been fucking. 'causeuse this is messy, right? This is messy Reddit stories, which means things can switch up thenen I'm gonna to bet OP is a whack a doodle or something S We have an unreliable. My bet is we have an unreliable unreliable narrator. Tori doesn't exist Wit Torory is not real. her imaginary friend. her husband's M Night Chamlan 'cause he's got to cameo in his movies, you know Yes I'm gonna to throw a b out there. that one of the husbands or both the husbands are somehow the bad guy Okay. I don't know how. It makes no sense. they're men Yeah And everyone applauded update is two days later. Oh. Thank you all for your comments and advice. I'm glad to know I wasn't overthinking the situation. I called Tori yesterday and gave her the opportunity to meet up, apologize, and explain more in depth. She accepted my offer and we had lunch at a nearby restaurant today. Some of you guessed that the reason she didn't want me at her job was because she could have been hiding something That was correct. Hey. Asurd nipple An egg, she's the Easter bine. Egg She told me that she was indeed having an affair with a coworker Oh my God Oh. So that means Torory is like, Ohh yeah, you can come work here Oh my God, I totally forgot about my affair. Oh, I forgot, I'm cheating. Oh Oh Wha,, Wow OP writes I didn't buy it at all. It just didn't make sense because if that was the case, why would she tell her husband that she sabotaged me rather than keep that to herself? Turns out that my husband was pressuring him for answers as well, and her husband kept reminding her to ask her boss why I didn't get the job. That's when she told him what she did. She also gave him a completely different explanation of why she didn't want me working there. She showed me months of steamy sex and sex between her and her coworkers. and sex. Steamy text Oh they're had sex. Steamy sex. Her back was like, Hey, look at this video of me getting backshot Yeah Pretty good affair, huh? Pretty good affair. Yeah. Check it out. Oh and that's Judy Justice' ass, I just scream out of that. And okay, she showed me months of steamy texts and sexts between her and her coworkers, so I knew that she was telling the truth justust to prove that I'm cheating on my husband. R here's prove I asked her why she didn't just tell me She said that she was scared that people at her job would ask me questions and it would come out that she's married The guy at her job that she's been seeing doesn't even know and thinks they are in an exclusive relationship. She said that if I found out about the affair, she was afraid that I'd tell my husband and since our husbands are best friends, he would tell hers. She gets together with her coworker for a few hours after work and on weekends. Apparently, she doesn't even work weekends. Her husband thought that she was at work all this time. She said that having me work there would ruin things as our schedules wouldn't add up and it would get back to her husband and he would question her about why. I asked her why she had me apply and said that she would get me in knowing she had no intentions of having me work with her She said that she didn't think I'd really take her up on her offer, as I've made comments before about her work sounding boring and that she was really hoping that if she dragged it out long enough, I'd get tired of waiting and look elsewhere The million dollar question that I asked her was, what did you say to your boss to change her mind about offering me the job? She said she told her boss that having me work there would honestly probably just be a distraction and she wouldn't perform her best and that I was known to be lazy and a slacker. Definitely not true. She did offer her sincere apology and said that she felt terrible knowing what all John and I were going through and she didn't help. But I just can't see myself forgiving her or even trusting her again after this situation. Basically, the best friend that I have known all these years has turned into a complete stranger. I feel like I don't even know her anymore. This isn't someone I want in my life, especially after she caused me to look foolish by badmouththing me to her boss I told her that our friendship was over and that she'd better have a talk with her husband because no way was I holding this back from mine. A few hours later, my husband got a call from hers Tori told him the news and they are now separating and he will file for a divorce in the upcoming weeks. Torory is, believe it or not, moving in with her coworker. I haven't heard from her since leaving the restaurant and honestly don't plan on talking to her ever again. Almost thirty years of friendship gone over a string of lies. As for my husband, he and I had a long talk after revealing to me that he already knew what Torory did I explained to him that it is never okay to keep things like that from me. no matter what. I understand him and Matt have a very good friendship, but me and my feelings should come first in future situations like this. He agreed and will eventually gain my trust back. Okay, we had to trim some edits of that because we have to get to update number two Oh my go. Okay place. her husband thought she was working like seven days a week or something. my wife, her telemarketing job, it's she's on call all the time. It's fireman, I guess. Right. There's a poll Jeees Okay, my question or not question So I think we have to Really congratulate OP becausecause she brought Ti to a restaurant. T Thank you for bringing your mess to a public place for us to hear. If I overheard that shit I'm like, I'm forgetting what I'm eating.ike bring more chips.ike more chs the table please please now. Oh man, I'm just really thirsty. I just like, really want water over in the. I don'tan to leave because I'm just so thirsty. Oh my Godd, like I'd be there for my fucking next meal. I'd be there fucking fucking fuc Thank you table with the two of them. they'd be like someone ordered you guys Long Island iceed tea. like They'd be like like o, there was accident and I go I go, no, it's fine, just drink them. Like I' like go. go. And now you're producing reality TV isact what you're wa to see what happens. Wow. No, this is. By the way, this is awful. Oh, you should be clear Yeah The once again, the audacity I mentioned this earlier the audacity can only grow. right Also, I'm glad she's like, you're not my fucking friend anymore. than. If you're if like you're already dealing with like the lying about you know, why and all the job, but it's like, but you're also cheating on someone who's also my friend. You know, it's like So her whole character cheating can only hurt kind of everyone Exactly. Exactly. and it already is because she got you know, offhand through the job of it all, she got fucked over.. So it's I'm glad that she Okay, two restestaurant and byy by friend. I didn't think there would be more layers to the mess with there's there's more layers. Now now they'relying for divorce and she's gonna to go be with the coworker. And that's gonna go well. That's gonna go well. there certainly won't be more cheat. Iveard I've heard that relationships that start with affairs go well. Yes.. I've read about And they last Okay, and by the way, the coworker does not know that she is married He doesn't know that it's an affair. R ablish just I wonder if she was moved in with him? is he aware that like she's not getting divorced? Don't know I'm assuming no. She sounds like she will lie forever. And how do you do that How you go yet, Yeah, we're moving in and then be like getting a divorce behind like go go into the bathroom real quick to sign some papers. Yeah. Like how how is she doing? I don't know how people do it. Another triple axle on the ice. It's truly a triple axle. Unbelievable All right, maybe this next Great. I love that Emily is giving us like Emily's giving us the Nintendo direct of aair.. She's like, next up, we have something very exciting. That's one hundred percent the energy. That's one hundred percent the energy. Emily is smmosh Pits's Miyamoto Like that's just what it is. That's just what it is. That's so funny. This affair is going all the way to the Animal Crossing Islands All right, here we go. Okay. An update here Update number two or This is one day after that last update. Okay. They write. My former best friend posted a Reddit about me in this sub to get sympathy, but it's a complete lie Sorry, okay, sorry Guys, Torory has posted in relationship advice. Rise back up, I go ive Okay y in. By' in. Tory has entered the building. Like the fucking undertaker. my watch. T, Torory has posted. My former best friend posted a Rddit about me in this sub to get sympathy, but it's a complete lie. I actually came across this on Twitter I gave it a read and noticed that besides the names, the story sounded similar to what happened between me and Meghgan. I came to Reddit and read the update as well, and it is about me. I am Tory and just wanted to clear up a few things O, That night at dinner while she was complaining about not having a job in money, I never told her to apply to mine. I already knew that would have been a bad idea and not for the reasons she stated. She told me that I was just being cynical and applied anyway and put my name down as a referral Number two, Megan never listens and thinks that she is always right no matter what. My boss did ask me about her and I did nothing but tell the truth. I really didn't think I would be as productive being around her and trying to focus on my job as well. Number three, Megan really is a lazy piece of shit. Hence the reason That's the reason why It's the reason why she was depending on my job instead of going out and finding her own Four, As for the update she posted, what Megan didn't mention was that my husband and I have been separated for seven months. We were keeping it quiet, but she and her husband both knew. We are living in the same house until my condo is ready, which will be later this year Number five, the coworker that I'm so called having an affair with is completely updated on my situation and has been the entire time. My soon to be ex husband even knows about him, but I never brought him back to our house out of respect. I can't believe that someone I once called a best friend would stoop so low and have a majority of the internet trash talking me when the situation is not what she is making it seem whatsoever. For those of you that took my side, thank you for seeing the bigger picture Megan, if you're reading this, I hope that gold was worth your dignity in losing not only your best friend, but your only friend. Oh, and by the way, don't bother contacting my boss. I quit this morning Oh! Oh, slow down, Tour, you're gonna get full f. Thank so much. S. O. Delisten. Yeah. Oh my god. I need a fucking Boba straw to suck that shit up. Oh Delious. Oh. And you know what? I called that shit, did I not? I was like, I bet R OP is the problem. So An unreliable Okay. So it wasn't affair because they were already separated Yeah
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