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And you I knew what I had to do when the music started and I was like, whoo Because you started it and I was thinking it's a pretty Mike normal scat. It didn't seem special. And then you really trumpet? It was. Mouth trumpet? There's video. There's video evidence here, Mike. Blurted it out. I liked it. It was great. Welcome to the Spitballers episode 366 . Would you rather guess guest goose in a special draft for you today? We'll get to that shortly. Uh if you want to follow this show over on X at Spitballerspod at Jason Moore, if you want to follow Jason. Mike is at FF Hitman. I'm at Andy Holloway. And uh we appreciate it. If you want to watch the show, YouTube dot com slash pitballers. Let's kick it off . Would you rather ? Al righty, which physical attribute would you rather double for yourself? Your strength, your stamina, or your reaction speed . Strength doubles a lot. Stamina or reaction speed. Okay, stamina's out. Stamina's out. You don't want to run a mile? I don't care about long distance running. Okay. And the things that I do like do, like pickleball. Like a ball, you would be you would have a superpower. But if I had reaction speed that was double, that's true, that would be far more valuable. I don't feel like I need to play six hours of pickleb all. You know what I mean? Like if I play three hours, I'm exhausted. I run out of stamina. But also it's like that was that was pretty good. I mean , reaction speed is interesting. I mean, I feel like that is probably better than you think. I mean, there's some it's also sports. It's also the most likely to save your life. True. You know what I mean? It's good for driving. Google AI says the average human reaction time to a visual stimulus is typically point two to point two five seconds. Yeah. So you're cutting that down to . I think it makes I could have responded to Andy hitting me in the face. I reacted after I just wanted to see how quick your your baseline was. I could have seen that coming and avoided that if I had point one more seconds . Okay, so maybe that's your vote after that. But strength. But also if you had double the strength, there's no way he's gonna hit you in the face like that. That's true. Intimidation. Yeah. Um if you doubled your strength, you could lift a boat, right? Well yeah. That's the only thing holding me back. I mean double the strength would be double the strength means you're gonna have more gains in your workouts. I'm pivoting to a side would you rather question right now. Okay. Double the strength, but half the physical appearance. Appearance of strength or double the physical appearance of strength and half the actual strength. Dude, I don't need to live nothing. Yeah, I I I will look good. Okay. I I would absolutely choose to look good and be weak than be strong and look b Because everyone would choose everyone would choose the looks. Which means that you're not working out to get strong . No. No. That's what correct. Haven't you ever seen the the videos where like here's a bodybuilder versus so and so who does like a very physical job. Yes. And they have like lumberjack strength. Yeah, and so you have these people, they just look I mean they're they're bigger, but they still are more of an average type of of a look. And they're they're doing stretch. Things that the bodybuilders cannot do because the bodybuilders are training for aesthetics. True. And they're not it's not real functional stuff. I've seen like a rock functional climate. Like high high-tier rock climbers have wicked crazy strength that bodybuilders that look like they could do the same stuff can't do it. Right. Yeah. I mean think about the like the world's strongest man competition. Yeah. Those guys that can carry boulders. They all look like fat so a lot of them do. They actually do. So we were actually Congrats, you can lift a boulder. Um So in this case you're not getting the aesthetic benefit. No. But I think you would if you doubled your strength, right? If if I dou ble my strength and I'm working out now, instead of benching one twenty-five or whatever, I'm benching two fifty, I will get gains from Okay. I I will go strength. I although the reaction speed Yeah, I'll go strength. But reaction speed's right it's right there. Stamina's gonna feel good when you're old though . Okay. I don't plan on getting there. Okay. Okay. I don't blame you, brother. His reaction speed is way too slow to get to old age. Yeah, I need to sell that reaction speed. But like imagine being You took a slap to the base. You're like you're eighty or whatever. You know, and everyone's like so slow and you're like I'm pff I'm regular. Man, that'd be that would that would be really nice. But I'm gonna choose in the mo I who knows how long we will live. Yeah, your burden hand. You know, it's like does stamina really start coming into play thirty years from now? It would still be greatly right now. I was at uh a pharmacy. Did I tell you about this? I was at a pharma My kid. And he walks up to the other pharmacist. Mm-hmm. This is already a lie. They never have two. I know. What pharmacist you go to there are never two pharmacists on duty. Make it up. There's one on the drive thru? The drive thru guy came over to help me. Okay. It was the drive thru . And he made the drive-thru lady wait so long. And I'm staring at the drive-thru lady through the window. I even mouthed the word sorry to her because he was taking his time up on me. But this dude walked up, he's probably about six three, six four and like has this conversation with the pharmacist and he is so he looks just strong and like well spoken, like super smart, and then they ask him his eight like his birthday, and he goes, nineteen forty-one. Who and this this cat was eighty-five something years eighty-five going on eighty-six, and look, I mean, to your point, this dude had a s he had asked this question and someone granted him the stamina. Okay. And eight eighty five he was like sixty year old. You wrote down everything he was picking up, right? Right. Yeah. Uh I should have. Yeah, that would have been I should give me what he's having. Give me whatever he's got. Yeah, I was crazy. I was literally I didn't intervene and tell him how complimentary of him I was feeling. Right. Excuse me, sir. I heard you look good. I heard how old you are. And it shocked me. It shocked me with how good you looked. Yeah. Congratulations. I'm shocked at how old you are. Yeah, it was he outsmarted this pharmacist on somet. Ithing was amaz ing . 1941. All right. I'm taking this strength, though. Would you would you rather your shoelaces become untied every 15 minutes ? That's awful. Or all four car tires need to be topped off with air every week . I will say I genuinely dislike filling my car tires with air. It's not a hard task. It's not difficult, but I hate it. Yeah, I mean we've talked about this I think on the show before, the fact that like I I don't know if discount tire is n nationwide. Uh but where we two must work for them So you got to drive the discount tire once a week. Yeah. I I mean that's part of it. I got a question for you on that . Do you tip that guy? No, I've never tipped him. I neither have I, but I feel like I need to. I have to hear you're not either. I I if like you've tipped? Yes. I if I have couple bucks? Yeah. Okay. I mean this this isn't a five bucks. You should I I would feel like it it'd be four dollars. If I nah one per tire. I'd give 'em a piece of advice, you know. What what kind of tip, dad? Hey, brush two minutes. You know ? Go the go the full one twenty moment. Two bucks? Yeah. I see I don't the the thing is is you don't need to tip them in in the sense that they are trying to sell titles. Hold on. Uh Papa Josh I just watched Papa Josh over there and he gave a he looked over to the Falcon and he gave a real demonstrative Thumbs down. Oh, it was. I thought that was you thumbs down and tipping. No, no, no, no. It seems more up your alley. Oh, we don't need to hear that. It was just bad. So I I went to uh I want to know this because this is a tip tip question. Sidebar. I went I I had to take my kid to the hospital this past week . And it's a big hospital, the second one that we went to. Um and they have complimentary valet . And I didn't I didn't even want to use it, but I literally found myself in a driving situation where I had I couldn't escape it. Like I had pulled into a lane and it was really blocked off, and the only thing you could do there was valet. Mm-hmm. And it's it's free valet . But it's not, you know, you have a tip. So I go and I I do the valet and it is quite convenient. And uh I come back out and they get me my car and I don't have any cash. So I ask them, I say, Do you have a digital way to tip? 'Cause I know I need to tip. So they said, Yeah, yeah, QR code right over here. And so I I went and I did the QR code. Yeah. Whoa, big tip incoming. Beep all sent See you guys later. Those just watch me scan this. That's my tip. You know what the worst part was? Is the the the woman that went to get my car wasn't there when I asked about the QR code. Newman's the um sorry I knocked over something here. So she wasn't she had run off to get the car. So the guy, the other uh valet, I asked about the QR code. But then I knew that she didn't know that I had asked about the QR code. And because I don't hand her cash, I had to make it known to her that I had in fact found the QR code. Do you but that's not even the point of my story yet. I just but go on. Uh well I just need some valet advice here. Yeah. Do you tip both? No. You tip . You tip at the end. As in the the drop on . Okay. I've I've only ever done tip at the end. Yes. Yeah. What is the end? But like I totally know what you mean. I totally know what you're saying. I always feel I always feel like when they they open the door for me and they take the thing and then I'm like, see ya it just feels rude. What do you think? Here's the where I was getting to. I scanned the QR code and I understand I could hide whatever I do with that , which is nice. But what do you think the default tip was when I scanned it. You know how you go to like the coffee shop and there's like three buttons and fifteen, twenty, a hundred percent? And they had a default. There's a default price in there, which is what I went with. I've got my guess. Oh no. Hospital of LA. I'm gonna guess ten dollars. Ten would be my guess. Which is it twenty? Now Josh's eyes are getting big because he's like, I would never do that. Ten is too much. It was eight. Oh, okay. It was eight dollars. Oh, that's such a good number. Yeah. They said 'cause ten is if you put ten you think the tens become fives if they leave it at ten. If they put ten, custom. Five. If they put the eight, that's what I went with. I don't know if I'm going through the trouble to change the number. Exactly. That's what I did. I went with the eight. I was like those raps scallions. I uh you know. But uh but the whole idea that it's free is funny. It's funny. It can be free if you have no heart. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they man, they 're no cash. They were running a long distance to get these cars. I probably could have changed it. We're in Arizona. It's nice. It's nice outside. Right. On on asphalt. What's the most you've tipped on of LA? Twenty. You've tipped 20? Is it because you had a twenty? Yeah. If you had had a ten, you would have given a ten. I think that's I think that's accurate. I've tipped twenty many, many times, but it's usually because that's just the only cash I have, and I'm willing I I don't want to be like twenty before that. Yeah. Do you get change? Change is no change is a little and you could get change on a fifty. Well, sure, yeah. If I if like if all I had was a hundred, I'm not gonna tip the guy a hundred. But if I've got a twenty, I don't want to be like, can I get fifteen back? If you give him a hundred and you say can I get change and they throw you what if they give you back five twenties? Oh that's smart smart and then you put them in your pocket and say thanks for the change. More change Yeah, I I can't do the shoelaces shoelaces one. I feel like we've had a question very similar to that before. Maybe that exactly. It might have been that exact question. Who knows? I think it was. Oh, this is a good one. Would you rather have to attend a stranger's wedding once per week? No. Or a stranger's funeral twice . Twice per month. Oh, two a month? Yeah. Okay. Not the same. I mean, it's one-to-one ratio here. One is a celebration with dinner. I mean I'm getting a free dinner every week. Not every wedding has an open bar, but a lot of them do, you know you gotta tip those too. Well st that's true. Give me a QR code. Honestly, that just happened. That just happened. We Andy and I just went to a we'll square up at the end of the night, man. Don't Andy and I just went to a wedding. I'll be right back. This was last week and it was a free open bar. Yeah. And they had a QR code to to tip . And you know there's a line. Yeah. So I asked the same the question, like, oh, you know, do you have a digital way? And I took my phone out and I scanned the QR code and walked away. You did nothing. But I didn't realize that the QR code they had was specifically for like Venmo. Not j so you had to be like in the Venmo app and scan it from there. Oh, you scan it with your camera. I scan it with my camera and it just went to an air and I was like, not my fault. They saw me scan it. I'm good. So what is I'm I'm really learning a lot today. What is o what is the open bar tipping policy on drinks? Is it a tip per drink? Yeah, about it. I mean, usually a bartender, at least the way I handle it, and maybe bartenders will be mad. I'm I'm like a buck a drink . Depending on the bar. Jason's face said you. Jason does more. Yeah. But um Yeah, I'm usually like five a drink. Okay, well you're but you're also a cocktail man. Yes. Yeah. Okay, that's Yeah, yours he's just top open in the top. This one's a mix. Right. Is it polite to say how much work did you do on this? How hard did you work on my dream? But I have said before like I I'll I'll I'll get something big at the end or something. Josh says he does more than the dollar. He says he does two to three per trip. How does that make you feel Mike? Still fine. Matt said he d gives him twenty off the rip. That's what I've done. I've done a higher tip at the beginning, but I don't tip every time I go up there. No, if you if' youre're gonna gonna drop a uh twenty burger right off the bat. Yeah, and and then next time you walk up, new bartender. Now what? That is a problem. Yeah, it is a problem. That's you can't preload. That's when you do the fake scan of the There's way too way too many mouse traps along the way to be doing that. You want them to feel good in the moment that they gave you the drink. They see you put it in. Also I'm just gonna open a tab, so it's not gonna tab for tip yeah. I mean is is there anything I I hate to say it like this, but is there anything good about a funeral? Certainly not for a stranger. There's nothing like there's not like a platter . There's not a platter. That's a wake. You get a platter out of wake. I'm not getting any food. You're not gonna get food. You're not gonna It's quiet. I can get maybe nap. I don't think that's pretty rude. Is that pretty rude? Yeah. The funeral . Is it? I think so. I think that it's about resistance. I think it's a lot easier to fall asleep at a funeral so someone will forgive it better more. Sagness leads to sleepiness. I feel like if I was at a wedding and I saw someone asleep, I'd be like, they must have had a crazy night or something. If I'm at a funeral and I see someone asleep, I'm like, um, sir? Can you sleep sad just in deep contemplation? Yeah, can you sleep sad? Can you make it seem like you're in in weeping? Because that would be imagine in your hands. If you accuse someone of sleeping and then you're like, Oh, you were not asleep. You were crying. No, you were praying. I mean that's you wake up, you wake up and you just gotta hit him with a big porch from the Falcon. You can wear sunglasses at a funeral. You cannot you can't wear it. Well, if it's an outdoor wedding, you can wear your sunglasses. You can. Two shakes. Also, you can just be the coolest guy in the room and wear some sunglasses. I mean You can wear a veil. A sleeping veil. Wedding at a funeral. Wedding crashing is a Sir Is that a veil? It's very tight around the eyes. Very morning. People enjoy weddings. Food, drink, parties, enjoyable . Um I don't think it is often enjoyed to go to a funeral. And obviously these are strangers, so I don't think there's cat hars cart can th what Whoa, no, no, no, no. Don't tell me I know it's cathartic, but what is the word cat harsis? Catharsism? No. Cathar it's not cathartic. Cathartic. Is that what I was looking for? I think. Yeah. The one you knew. Um, there should be a table at every wedding for strangers. It's five seats. It's hidden away. What? First come, first serve. It's first come, first serve. You fight it's like musical chairs for those five seats. Any stranger can attend and I mean it's the it's the plot of wedding crashers. Yeah. Yeah. They just go. Yeah. No thank you. Um But we're all taking the wedding. Yeah, the wedding. It's once a week. It's a free meal. You gotta meet some people. Uh would you rather are are we moving on or should I do one more? We could do one more. And and also I will I Okay I gotta throw myself under the bus because we did do that exact same question with uh with the tire puncher. I thought so just three episodes ago. But I was sailing the open seas and somehow we didn't get it notated that we used that question. So dear himself my fault. So the sword has gone through you into who else? Yeah, into who too. No, no, this is this is a me problem. Oh, just you? It did sound like I was not here. Well, and full behind the curtain, we've built a new system for managing our spitballer's docs, and I built that system and it didn't work. So Okay. Is it just me or does it seem like Josh, while he does screw up frequently, is screwing up less than normal. I would say it's just you. Yeah. For sure. I'm just getting better at hiding it. He just screwed up trying to talk and trying to turn his microphone on. All right. Okay. I stand . I stand corrected. All right. Would you rather every hamburger you eat to be far too tall to bite properly? Oh my gosh. This is Yeah. If we have a pet peeves draft again someday needs to be on my list. I hate more it. We don't need them that thick. There's no point. It's steak. It's picturesque, and that's why they do it. If I am at a museum and you want to present a beautiful burger that you can come and look at. Make it as tall as you want. If I'm at a restaurant and I plan on eating this thing, yes, let me eat it. So that's choice wise. Let's say something more. It's a food museum. It's not a fantasy. Um, so the hamburger, this is for choice number one. Hamburger, far too tall to bite properly, which is a problem. Or every taco you eat, the shell structurally falls apart first bite. Nope. First bite, taco structure, catastrophe. I see it. Which turns into a taco salad. Yeah, but it also But I'm there for tacos. But it's it can it can you can salvage a broken shell. You gotta s spread your fingers out and you're like holding the shell together. Not but describing how to keep it in your hands. There's not just there there's not just our gringo crispy tacos. There's also the the soft shell and like and those can get oversatur ated. You like the little street tacos? If you're not fasting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's too juicy and then and then all of a sudden that thing's falling apart. The little dry street tacos can be problematic for sure. But you want to know what happens with because we've all experienced both of these things. When I have a taco that kind of falls apart on me, I still eat that taco and enjoy that taco. When I have a burger that is too big, I end up basically having to get a fork and a knife and You don't enjoy it? I can't eat it together. Like with a taco, let's say both of these you end up needing to turn it into a forked food. Okay. You can still get a bite of that taco that's got everything together. You can't do that with a burger. It's it's much harder with the burger. I can't. And one of them is on purpose. That's the real issue here. The burger is done on purpose. A chef made it that way because he's an idiot. You have to take it on. If they want to do that, they need to have a burger in the burger. So you take the middle burger out and flat, and then you got two burgers. Sure. For the picture. You know what I mean? I I'm with you. I I'd rather I can deal with the taco. If you want it that big, two smaller patties. Yeah. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. You want uh you have a bunch of ingredients? You better have a smash burger. Yes. You want a big thick paddle. Oh man, smash burger. You just put a sauce on it and a bunch. Getting hungry. All right, we're gonna take a break and uh eat eat some burgers. Also, I eat I eat burgers way more than tacos, so I would want that one in in good shape. 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Intro rate first three months only, then full price plan options available. See full terms at mintmobile.com . What time is it? Game time . Goose time . Well, I just getting getting real comfortable in my head. Two straight times that I have lost guest guest goose. Looks good on you. It's getting it's pretty cozy. It it you know what I don't think it looks good. I'm gonna be honest with you. No, it doesn't. I was launched. Um we're gonna play guest guest goose again six rounds, right? That is correct. You each get two rounds where you're the guesser. Um follow along with us at home. Make it is my favorite game on the show. Um we are going to be basically I never know how to describe the game though. Go ahead. His his favorite game. It's my favorite game. All right. There's a topic and we were we ak. Topic. That's the word I was looking for. We we pulled so many people and so many. If you uh are the guesser and you guess man, this is hard to explain. All right, my turn. My turn. Okay. So we are going to present a question, each one of us are going to present a question, and we're going to answer our thought of what percentage of people answer a question a certain way. And then the other two gentlemen are going to decide whether they think that we are too high, too low, and pick a side. We get points if we're right, points if we're within a certain record this. Uh the certain percentage points and it's a ton of fun. You're going to love it. Oh couldn't say cathartic, but could do that. All right, I'm kicking it off here. Three points if you get the exact percentage, two points if the guesser is correct within five percent in each direction, and one point if the higher or lower guesser gets it correct. What percentage of people have purchased car washes at gas stations in the past year? Okay. What percentage of people have purchased? This is tough because the a car wash at the gas station. I have to set the line and I'm I'm gonna talk through my thinking here. And you could agree, disagree, obviously you're gonna weigh in. I feel like the car wash world has become very subscription based. There's a ton of subscription car washes. Mm-hmm. I'd imagine if you have one of those that counts as purchasing a car wash. Oh, for sure. Um but it's at the same that's my big issue. As opposed to a standalone car wash detail place. My issue is I don't know when people are presented this question. It's in the last year though. Yeah, it's a whole once in a year. Just once in a year. But when they're presented this question, I'm curious if people interpret this as oh, I went out to like a mobile gas station place or whether they are really answering it genuinely like I did one that is at a gas station. I I'm gonna go with I mean this is this is uh I'm the goose so uh I'm sure to be wrong. I'm gonna go with forty eight percent. I'm gonna go with forty eight percent on the number. It's probably terrible, but I feel like just under fifty. I will go lower. I think I'm gonna go lower as well. The gas station thing. I've I feel like it's a really low number. In the last year though, you need a car wash. You're not washing your own car, man. Nobody does that anymore. Oh, I I ag ree on that. How many how many zero? Let me ask you this. Like , do you get the car wash like in my family, I get the car washes for both cars. Like my wife has not done that. So if we can you get 'em. Like he's the one who's in charge of getting the cards? We're not like that. We're very Yeah, but I'm saying there's there's people that that that don't or what if children are asked this question? Okay. Just give me the answer. I got some good news. Everybody's walking away with points this round. Okay. That means I got more points than you guys. The correct answer was forty three. Exactly five percent from Andy's guess. So I get two. He gets two points. Oh man, this goose is coming off. Jason and Mike both get one. All right. Forty three. Wow. Wow. Okay , say just below fifty percent. Yeah. And forty three then all right. All right. There we go. Uh what you got, Mike. My question is what percentage of people own t shirts that are at least ten years old. Oh man. That is a long time. Try not to make myself the whole answer. Um interesting. What are you thinking through? I feel like I mean people you're constantly if you're a t-shirt person, you're not constantly you're pretty frequently adding to your collection. But I think we add more to our collection than we actually remove the case. Yeah, I mean you don't change sizes as you I mean well I've had to replace uh some people don't change I refer to that as uh when I I've fatted out do you have two sections of your c loset? I have one section of my shirts that are that hang up. I have another section of shirts that are folded up where it's like some Derek. Some motivation. Smiley face and frowny face shirts. I mean, I w do you guys have ten year old shirts? That's a lot of years. I'm sure I've got some shirts in there. Really? I probably do. I th maybe. Wow. Okay, but let's set the line slower. I'm gonna go thirty five percent. Oh, okay. Oh, what did you just write down thirty five or something? I wrote thirty five down. Which is awful because now I have to decide what direction. I'm gonna go higher. I am as well. I'm taking the uh the Come on, baby. The wider numbers . The correct answer eighty four percent. , get right! Wow. Get wrecked. Okay. He used to get negative points from it. He was way off. Yeah. So Andy and uh Jason each get a point there. Mike with nothing. What score right now? The score is currently Andy with three with one, Jason with two. Okay. All right. My question. Oh, this is this is interesting. What percentage of people have used a bow and arrow? This is amazing. What percentage of people have used a bow and arrow? Oh man. Okay. I'm going under fifty percent. Okay. What's funny though is I feel like everybody I know has used one once. So that would say to go above fifty percent. Yeah. Have you used a bone arrow money? I I'm like cross pollinating this question with like how many people have been to a a renaissance fair or anything like that where you just they just did they have the weapon stands. I wrote my initial number down, so I'm I'm just curious where Jason's gonna end up. I'm gonna go just below I'm gonna go forty five percent . I'm lower. I will go lower as well . All right, nobody's walking away with points on this one. What? Correct answer, 76%. Get right . Andy had seven percent. Andy wrote down seven. Andy had a big thing because Jason started by saying I think most people I know have seven percent down. I couldn't have been more wrong. Let's pull the room. Yeah. , six for six? How can you say six for I didn't ? I know you've shot a bow and arrow in your life. You had to have. You've never shot a bow and arrow? Uh uh. You didn't shoot one in my cabin ever? Well, five for six. I'm still above six. I mean a toy bow and arrow. Oh man. You mean like a real one? Oh man. If a toy counts, then yes. Okay. All right. We're on to so we're halfway through the game. Three, two, one still, right? Yep. And Andy out in the lead. , you gotta all you gotta do is not finish last. I can collapse here. Uh what percentage of men have had their haircut at establishments that display barbers poles. Oh goodness. Okay, so we're talking the classic barber shop . What percentage of men ? I have to feel back the curtain for a second. Oh no, no. Papa Josh was like, Did you not have a day in PE where you shot a bow and arrow? Mike replied Mike replied, No, Josh, we're not a hundred degree. Oh my Josh. I didn't know your response, but I already knew it because Josh, of course we didn't do that in PE. We aren't your generation. You guys didn't have computers and stuff like these older bow and arrows right after their musket loading class. Oh man. And they're trench digging. That's amazing. Oh it's so good. Thank you for the men have their haircut at establishments. Now look catch the word ing here, because I I'm gonna help all of us. Okay. It's not have had their haircut ever. It's have their haircut at establishment. So that's their routine. Oh. Well, I did not read it that way. Thank you. Um I I do have a line I'm going to set. I'm going to get out there ahead of it. I'm going to duplicate my first answer. I think it's forty eight percent. Okay. I'm going forty eight percent on this one. I'm sticking with just under fifty This is tough because it's like it there may be cities and towns that have a lot more of the classic barbershops. We won't pull the room yet, but it like the way I'm thinking through it is not every not everyone gets their hair cut number one at a place that would refer to with uh this is a barber or a barber shop. Right. I go to the salon. Yeah a hair salon. Like I've a most of my life I've had my I would have my hair cut at a salon. Now I'm at a barber, but my barber doesn't have right the poles. I've I've been to several barber shops. I'm I don't know for sure going lower if any of them have had polls and so I will go lower as well . All right, the correct answer 24%. All right. So it is lower. So we get points. That's a point. I know where this is at. We're tied. Uh Andy and Jason at three, Mike at two. Oh, let's do it, Mike. You want to have the the barber pull? Mike does, yeah. Oh, we got two. Okay , that's pretty well. Yeah. Two sixths? Yeah. What is that, Jay? That's one third. And what is that? Nice. Thirty three percent. All right, we did it. Very cathartic of you. All right. Um Two questions left to not fall on my face. Go. So it's three three to two. Three three two? Yeah. That is correct. If you might have hit within the five percent, that is going to wreck us. Wreck Andy. What percentage of people cannot read inside moving vehicles without feeling queasy? I am very much in that category. I am too. I think it's more people than it's not . I'm oh I'm gonna go sixty percent. Sixty percent just slightly unfortunately a spectacular line. Just slightly more . Okay . Which man, the people that can read in a car, y'all suck. Like, I'm so envious of that. I thought because I know that you experience this, I think m maybe there's some, you know, self projection. So I'm gonna I'm gonna go lower. I'm gonna take the I'm gonna take the under here. I I st'd like I can I also think about my children who have on a road trip all of a sudden I mean this wasn't it's iPading it's all of a sudden like dad dad I'm not blow and you're like They got your jeans. I just think your line is spot on, to be honest with you. I think I think the answer's gonna be real close to that, which makes us tough. I Jason, what did you do? I went lower. Lower. Oh, he's just playing the game. Give me the points. You know what? Andy's got to answer first next time. He was smart to play the game. The correct answer is 42%. Oh gosh dang it. I thought your line was great too. I would have thought there was more than not. It's up to you, Jason. Okay. You can't you're the goose. No matter what. Oh yeah, yeah. Well it's up to you to win. So yeah, I'm the goose.. Okay. All right Congrats, Andy. Uh final question. What percentage of people still have a landline telephone in their home? What? Wait, am I not the goose guaranteed? Correct. That is correct. What a feeling. Yeah. What a cause there's a two point gap and he can't get two points. Yep. That is how it works. Um what percentage of people still have landline telephones in their homes? Should be zero. It's not zero. There's still old people. Um Quick question. Papa Josh, do you have a landline ? No. Okay. All right. I have a landline specifically for my alarm. W Whathat? ? Because it's more reliable. Oh, you mean for your your The alarm on my house. I went to the alarm clock. I did. Yeah, no, I have a service. They call me in the morning. Well, I was just like every night at bed. It's like a wake up call at six AM. Yeah. Well there's also the bundle stuff. So for instance get bundled into it. I've moved several times in the last decade and every time I the last year probably. It's it's finally been a couple. But um every time that you start service it's like I don't want a landline. It 's like, well, but it's cheaper if you get a landline. It's like why what are you doing?? Right What are you doing where it says it's cheaper? For a little while for a year and then it skyrockets. Oh, it does. And they hope you don't change it. I'm gonna say Do you have a landline, Jason? No, of course not. A refuse. Um I I I'll pay more to not have a landline. I will I will say take it and shove it. I don't want a landline. I refuse on take the bundle, but don't install it. Um, okay. I'm going to go fifteen percent . I thought I'm gonna go higher. I had written down thirteen, so I'll go lower. I'll go higher. It's probably higher. It is higher at 35%. Yeah, I think it's a there's a lot of questions they can't afford uh I mean cell phones are pretty cheap now. But it's just if you do there's so much different out there in the United States. Yeah, there is. Like there's areas where you would go and be like, This is a different world than I've ever experienced. So I I but but to be clear. This is yours now? Yeah. Have you ever been the goose? Uh this will be number two, I think. So once. Good luck putting that big head and that goose. It's n it's it's toy. All right, we're taking a break and then we're gonna draft sleep is so critical, especially that deep comforting sleep. But oftentimes it's hard to find the right mattress for that deep sleep without trying it in person. That's why Helix and Steinhoffels have come together, combining their years of mattress knowledge and technology to bring you your best night's sleep. 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There's a lot of other foods that we're gonna draft here today. They're all on sticks. Why does the corndog get all the fanfare? Uh because it's sold at fares. Oh, good point. But other thing, I mean other items are. You think that's what it is? It's it's just like I don't know. They they have taken the world. They they own the branding. They own the food on a stick. I'm gonna be honest, that's obviously the pick. Yeah, I mean we you could pull a hundred people. What's the first most important food on a stick? A hundred would say uh corn dog. What are you talking about? Um which is also strange. Like is it 'cause the people don't want to touch the corn meal. It's hot. Well, I think to fry it. Very hot. Oh, okay. You don't put the stick in the oil, right? Well part of it will go in the oil. The heat good answer. Um It's like holding corn on the cob. Yeah. So like you have to use the tongs or you're gonna hurt your and it's also very messy. Um corn on a stick would work if we want to just do corn dog. Yeah. Um all right, I'm gonna I'm gonna take uh something that is I mean these sticks are very important. People build things out of them. I'm taking a popsicle. Yes. Yes. Man, those are the easy one and two. Yeah, those two are the . I thought sticks are kind of uh I thought you might go away from popsicle just because like popsicle is probably not close to your favorite food. Correct. That's that's uh very, very true. There are several things. I don't like popsicles . But Really? You don't like a good I knew you would say that. I don't know why I knew that about you, but I just knew you wouldn't have a I don't love frozen treats. He doesn't like cold cold treats. Yeah, I just don't think he's like a baby. So when uh as I think babies love cold treats. As a they do. As a youth, you were never an Otter Pop guy. He doesn't eat ice cream as fast as I would like him to. No, I'm I'm a slow ice cream eater. Uh Otter Pops, no, I d you you know know, wanna I got these scars, those things just ripped up the face. They definitely did. Um Yeah, I just I don't know. And and if I'm well, it it could be drafted, so I will I will I will abstain from the draft to giveaway options here. I think you guys drafted very well. Thank you. Um I'm gonna go first with a caramel apple. That's my that's my third. We have now taken my top three. Yeah, a caramel apple is the next most natural and man are they good. But I at this point in the career of my teeth do not feel as th ough I will be able to consume them in the normal fashion. I'll have to cut them up and tuck them back away from my ever breakable teeth. I mean, can you imagine how many would come off? You would look like your dentures came out. It would look after one bite, the next bite would be all teeth. So But the nice thing is you could no longer break your teeth on the teeth. Right. Yeah. I I do need to get help. Um but caramel apple to me is the it's it feels like a natural third pick. Um my career. My my teeth care My next pick, I I'm struggling because it's a long way and there's not a lot of options. So I'm going to go with kebabs. Oh, it's the right one. That's my third. Shishkaba . Yeah. I d it is um it's a delight to eat food off a stick. I think we all agree with that. Yeah. There's something great about it. Um so I'll go I'll go with Shishkebabs. Is it back to me? It is. Oh, fantastic. 'Cause I can still pick things. We're running out. I still have things on my list. This is why I said we need more foods on sticks. Yeah, we do. Um for this draft? It would help . And for f for eating. I'm gonna take uh what do I have right now? I've got just popsicle? Correct. Yeah. I'm gonna stay sweet. I'm gonna stay sweet. I'm gonna go with something else sold it Oh that's a good answer. It's not even on my little cotton candy. You know that is that is you're not eating that by your just hands and handfuls of cotton candy. It is a stick. It may have a point on it, but it's a big thing. Uh it's a great pitch. But no, no, it's not a it was not on my list, which is not a good thing. And we need this is what we need to strap is a couple. Yeah, Mike didn't take one from him. I also would never let me guess you hate. You don't cotton kidney's disgust. Oh, cotton kidney's awesome. You're just eating air fluffed sugar. Yeah. That's awesome. No, thank you. Are you you're not a fan, Al? No. That stick just helps me move it to the trash can without getting my hands dirty. Papa Josh, uh do you like cotton candy? Oh my god. Oh my gosh. Situation with the button for two years. This is a new new button. Get him a finger button. Uh I'm not a fan of cotton candy, believe it or not. Falcon? No, no cotton candy. Okay. Delicious. To be clear, you're not just putting air sugar. It's also like red five and blue forty and all that stuff. All the good dyes. All right. Uh my all the good dies. Yeah. All the good dyes young. Um Mike. Yes. We'll get you. All right. Uh I've I've got my two picks. Uh congrats. Yeah, I know we're we're good. We're we're narrowing it down. Um you mentioned the corn, but I'm going I'm going street corn. We're going with a lote. Is that on a stick? That is that is Mexican street corn. I did not realize I didn't think that that makes sense. I didn't know that came on a stick. It does come on a street. I can get that on a stick. Yeah, I can now picture that. It is fantastic if you've never gotten down with a lote , you really should. It's a good time. I am gonna see if I can see one picture with a stick though if I go to Google Images. Search a lote on a stick and you definitely no I'm taking I'm not putting the stick part in. Um no, I see it. And this one I assume we're good with this because it's it's it's it's talking very good with it. Okay. I'm going with the pineapple skewers. Oh that's fine. Sure, my man. Because like it it implies this is Does it take away fruit skewer from the draft? Sh the what? Does it take a fruit skewer away from the draft? Uh maybe. You can I wonder I'm just but my specifically pineapple 'cause you know when you're grilling. Yeah, and you throw it's amazing. You grill up some pineapple, it sounds weird, but it's very good. No disrespect there. That's amazing. I think if you were gonna go fruit skewer or pineapple skewer, pineapple skewer is the better pick. All right. Well that's the one I took. Because you grill pineapple. You don't grill all the fruits. Right. I don't know why, but you know . Hmm. All right. I'm going I I've I'm Have we tried it? Have we tried grilling the other fruits? I think we tried it, yeah. We figured it out. I think Steve tried it. Thanks, Steve Steve the Griller. Streve Steve tried it. Bob tried it. Nancy did not try it. Right now I'm all sweet. I want some savory . Uh the the shish kebab It's also the only picks I have left. The shish kebab uh no most of my picks left are still sweet, but um I want some meat. But the shish the the kebab you got takes most of it away. It does, yeah. But what it doesn't take away is a shrimp skewer. Yeah, you can have that. That is I love me a good shrimp. What is the skewer? I know Al's a no on it. But like what is the like if we had done the guess guess goose with people that like shrimp? What's the percentage? I would have said Seventy? Seventy percent. That's where I would guess too. But I'd I'm a very Are you a shrimp? I'd say a little bit low No, it's d what? Ocean bugs? No thanks. Okay. Yeah, I forgot you two are in Ocean Bug category. I got my last one. Only 'cause it looks exactly like a bug. Um it eats poop at the bottom and then when it comes out you gotta de poop it for real . My last two picks. They're disgusting. Yes, they are. I do love shrimp. They are objectively it's gross. It's a giant bug. Yeah My last two picks, I I I do have picks left, which makes me feel good. Um I wanna go with and you need to help me describe it because I don't know what you call it. Because I want to say s'mores , but it's really it's a marshmallow. Yeah. Right? Yeah, it's a marshmallow. A marshmall 'cause it's on a stewer that you put over the fire and still marshmallow. So 'cause it's not a whole s'mores. It's like a roasted marshmallow. A roasted marshmallow. Thank you. Oh, that's a great pick. Roasted marshmallow. It's a lot of th ings I love that thing. Yes, yes. I love that for me. We're all afraid of if you can't try I love it for you. We're all afraid of taking each other's picks and being left naked without a food on a stick. To get to twelve took some . Now I have I feel like I have a lot now. So I'm going roasted marshmallow. Thank you for the wording on that one. Yeah. This last one, it's an ice cream bar. Yeah it's an ice cream bar. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's more me anyways than the popsicle. If I had to choose popsicle or ice cream bar, I'd choose ice cream 100%. I would 100% as well. Like I said, I don't like popsicles, but if I wanted a frozen sweet tre at it is I I would much rather have like a fudge sickle type of thing than a popsicle. Do because of you not liking the cold so much, are you do you like just do one lick at a time? One one lick and then wait a fumble minute is another lick. I do it slow, yeah. Yeah. Hm. Yeah. I'm I'm thrilled that this one came back to me because I 'cause it's your last one. Because it's my last one. And I I I played the game here because I figured this might not be on your guys' list. Oh, don't take my last . But it is I mean, I love these. I don't like them. I could house a hundred of these. Okay. Cake pops. Oh , what I love it for you.