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Oh, the people love it I love it Now I do have a question for Al Bordlland, who is the unsung hero of the show hiding over in the shadows whichich is simply this after three hundred episodes of exposure to our knowledge, wisdom kind of paths of reason and logic life. Yeah, all of the all of the kind of intelligence and Yeah, I get where you're going. You know where I'm goingike I mean, do you feel as though is it like you read a million books? Is it like you Hal a million degrees now. Like how do you? I'm the smartest man alive becausecause of it Be because of you guys complete you. Let's get that crowded going again. Yeah. Thank you so much. Thank you for the opportunity. We got We got you And all of you listening at home So you There's one thing that I know for a fact It is that at the end of this episode, if you make it to the end of this episode You will B Martyr Wiser better looking All of those things. Is there anymore? No, that's it. we really build ourselves on on a three You know, it's a three legged stuent. I thought you had more gas in that in that car right there. running out of steam and two of them are the same thing. Yeah, no, smarts and wisdom and Goof Oh yuck Oh man, feel like I go three hundred. I could figure that out Would you rather a special game time has been prepared by Al Bordlland? We don't know what's going on a special mystery draft on today's show, that we don't know what's going. We also don't know what's going For the first time in our lives, don't know what's going on I I don't even have a list No, no. Okay. well, mystery draft it is Let's kick off showh three hundred with some Wooie Rather. You rather Tyler from Patreon writes in. Would you rather be visibly pouring sweat at all times But smell fine Or look perfectly normal within a two feet radius. Oh man, I don't care how normal you look, how beautiful you are If you H by someone stinky. If you walk by someone or someone walks by you And you get that whiff And you're like Yeah, what's I mean that it's just it's beyond unacceptable. You start glancing around to make the eyeballs at whoever else is nearby to be like Are you arere you back? Are you picking this up If you smelled like that, it's simple. you travel in packs. You only travel with groups of more than two Now how's that group going to stand by you? They't know it's you because you're always with a group of Three or more. Okay Okay But they don't know for sure that it's you. That would be the strategy. now the This is profusely pouring sweat which is a little bit distance, you look disheveled. I don't, you know, if somebody is covered in pouring sweat I feel like there're somehow you've done something wrong. Like you You're up to no good. You just self control is an issue for you because whatever you did, you didn't This is not normal. No, youre you shouldn't be Like I tell this story, we went to a meet the teacher night at our school recently And We met all the teachers the parent it's a parents night And Class one, very nice, cllass two, very good. cllass three I'm sorry, very nice gentlemen, very nice teacher I've never seen more sweat comoming off of a person and this was a man who looked onn his last leg or something or mid heart attack. I don't know what it was, but it was profusely sweating. And it made it impossible to pay attention to what he said. Now there are physical ramifications to this too. I mean, sitting down You, you know, you got you got Swamp Butut now You're going to stand up. you every piece of clothing you wear has to be black. Now that's usually okay for me because it is. But I guess even my even my shorts or pants. like right now I've got Hacki colored shorts on If I'm perc sweating and I sit down to do my job for an hour or two and I get up to go get a drink or go to the bathroom My My booty soaked. Now what What are the ways that you could try to U convinced Like there's a reason you're so sweaty, like Why are you walking around? No, I'm running around Everywhere I go I' just I get up and I sprint so fast. I was talking about like, do you walk around like you always have like a chicken wing in your hand A you' like spicing, you going spice. I thought you were going calories. No I'm such a swaty frat gu No I've always got a drumstick in one hand. maybe it's a chili pepper I don't know. I'm trying to think of ways that like If someone, if I see someone who's sweating and but I see that they got a drumstick in their handbike or a bottle Yeah, bottle of hot sauce. Yeah got cool. seeee I would take that. I was just on the episode of hot ones. I would be wearing a weight vest and the little weight wrists on my on my arm because that this point now I'm doing this for me You know what I mean? This is this is a proactive like check me out. He is dude that guy's always working out. He's always working up a sweat. Being sweaty is bad, working up a sweat is good. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. I'm a flip the script. Now walking out of the bathroom? not as good. Oh imagine ws just wiping the brow. And then you're like, I'm always like this. Don't worry about it. That is That is a problem. I guess if you're stinky But it's only two feet you can I mean, you don't joke that you travel in packs, but in truth, you travel next to no one. if you know that you sting two feet is a I mean, that's a good space like That's a bubble. Right now if I right now you guys could not smell me I'm more than two feet away from you. But we came pretty close to two feet. No, I mean, this is a yard D Mike it or not? Your arm is not three feet. Yeah. My arm is about three feet. Yeah, it's about three feet. Is it? Yeah. No, how long do you think my arm is Mike, a foot is just about three feet. A foot' twelve inches Oh, I I'm where is that I mean, the distance between me and Jason now but way how much did you think if if You know what a foot is. Did you think I had a two foot arm It would have been so short. But but your how big is your how big is your foot Ab mine, about twelve inches. Right. And so I mean, I get hand is like maybe, so it's like two and a half I don't think that's three feet long. I think it's longer than three feet. We need a t We get a table measuring here. We got I'm I, I'm it. We're gonna guess Jason's arm lengthing you know the thing of like your your forearm is the size of your foot. Where doess it start start like where the armput would be on the top. Okay, okay. whereere the armp would be but on the top. Okay. All right. Okaykay. we're So what is what is your we're to your arm. Let me see your ar J just check these out. putut the c on three hundred see the arms. What Aamaman? you still cant they're too long. Look at this For episode three hundred, this is the worst audio in the history of good they can go to and your wingspin is supposed to be correlated thirty six but that includes your torso right So how tall are you, Jason? Five eight, Five, eleven. Okay, we got we got incoming. All right. Oh Okaykay. I know you're throwing it to Jason. We have to measure him I think your arms are thirty four inches. I think that's the length. I'm going I gota guess thirty six. Yeah. No, I' measure it up. And I said about two and a half was my guess You said arr't pit. Yeah, arr't pit G it Where are we at? Where are we at? Where are we at? Well what's the number thirirty.ty Oh, oh my gosh. What is two and a half two and a half feet? If you round that number that's a yard. That is a yard. If we're rounding, it's a yard. I don't know, man. You got some little stubby arms. No, they're not stubby. Look at this if exp spin, it's incredible. I'm an eagle wit Mael, hold this. Do think my arm is two feet long? Yeah, I do. Hold this on his other hand because I wantan to see if it's taller or shorter than him. Oh we're doing my whole wingspan. Oh my gosh Yeah, get out of here. King of measurement over here, people This entire room doubted me. Your wingspan is taller than you are. Oh I got a six foot wingspan. you do. Oh. Yeah, that'll happen. But welcome to the measurement podcast. But listen, if your forearm is your foot and your foot is Like you got big feet. So your feet, your foot is like a foot long Y your upper arm is not two feet long All I know is my wingspan is six feet. All I know my ar so they're four divided by my two arms and they're three feet each. So I'm gonna to go sweat. I don't wantan to know that I smell question Yeah I'm going go. My arms are the sameength as yours. I'm gonna go that my arms are I believe they're thirty six inches. Oh you could believe Alternative facts. U I'm going to be I'm going to take the stink I'll wr I'll write solo Yeah I'm not going done ye There's many there's too many other problems about the sweat, so I guess I'm stinky All right, would you rather sitt in a car when you're sweaty worst likeike if you go to the gym and you're showering at home or later and you're drenched justust sitting down on that seat. I feel like I'm I feel like I need to bring a towel and sit on a towel whereere Andy went with the toilet. I thought he was going to talk about like the actual like the sitting discounting Yeah, that's dangerous.angerous. Yeah. that's sliding? Yeah. Oh, you could slide all over. I've been there Do they make a grippy toilet that you could sit on it here? L Yes. Grandma's cushioned. seat No like rubber. No, like like I should have were po Sher floor textures a couple of jellies on the side. But could you imagine using those little paper covers that go on the toilet seat when you're ust It would evaporateomes it either evaporates or becomes a second skin. It's part of you. Yeah Jasmine from Patreon, would you rather underthink every decision or overthink every decision I'm not. What are the consequences of these? because I have a and this is my personality. so of course I see many consequences to underthinking a decision I see none to overthinking them. Overthinking every decision can cause anxiety. Yeah. It's all It's about it's about how do you want to live your life in the sense that like if I have to overthink everything, oftentimes that's going to be crippling U sometometimes you don't even make a decision. Right.'s it's, you know, paralysis by analysis Um Sounds good 'acause you don't wan to make the mistake. Well, I just don't know anything better anyway. So I mean, might as well not make the So you're saying that's pinnacle living is overthinking everything. I' saying it's all I know. It's the good stuff. The underthinking The underthinking is like, I'm hooked on that thinking, man. sweet, sweet anxiety. The person on the anxiety side neverever wants to say what if I had done X And the underthinking is like regret mistake. Maybe the underthinking also might be could be surpriseed. donon't care. Everything happens for a reason You know what I mean? Like if I underthink everything then I'm not overthinking the consequence of my underthinking. You know what I'm saying? I'm living a happy free. Al points out like I think about this in big decisions, but what if you're sitting there just trying to decide between brand of cookies at the grocery store. That is a big decision. That's those I overthink. Okay Ys, I'm gonna to check every pack. You're in the vegetable aisle. Oh, there's no nothing to think about, man Grab justust grab an organic to go They'll suck Um Would you go underthink? Are we gonna go with what we do? I think wait, are you accusing? That was a straight accusal That I just underthink everything. I don't think you underthink everything. I've overthought. How much you underthink. I think you think. I think you think I think the appropriate amount there I think Look, what's the what's the phrase Uh, naivety and bliss bllissful ignorance, right? Yes. Yeah. Blissful ignorance is real And the if we want to get Philosophical for our wise and wisening listeners Um is blissful ignorance Good. No T some degree that's the eye of the beholder is if you're in it. Good. ood living. But then it's like, what's good. you want to get real philosophical? What's good? Is it good to you? Is that what you mean? Is it good for you? Right, But theer thinker doesn't give a crap about what you're talking about right now. They're just living a good life. just they're just happy. They're just being. Good for you. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. That's what I'm saying for me. That' not good. I don't know that. No, you don't. If it's all for you Then you're living a happy life. You might be naive to how stupid you are But it doesn't matter You know anybody in your life that's blissfully ignorant I know a lot of stupid people. Right. Right. I mean, like The people you think of that are blissfully ignorant, how do they contribute to your life O're stupid, but they're living their lives. Yeah, this isn't about me. this is about them This is is that the Truman show? I mean, he's blissfully ignorant, right? He's living a life until he becomes becomes aware and that's like much worse And he be but is it worse? But everybody was just secretly like he didn't know I think I'm gonna underthink things, man I think This is going to be sweet Carefree go lucky. And this is where we'd all like to tell you, Jason. We've actually been Your intelligence isn't what you think it is . Yeah. see it tast pretty good. U what isn't Yeah. Wh Drew from the website starting tomorrow, only one of these forms of media will continue to have new content released Mvies, music or books. Oh man This is so easy M is this question? M will choose music? No. Oh my gosh. A choosing movies You know, it's not books It's definitely it's not books, although the movie production, if books are not coming out is good. These movies cannot have music in them. You can't cheat this one No, that's funine. good point. They can't have new music in Yeah. That's all the existing catalogs Stay I just no new content. I'm good. o. That's what. Th this isally easy. Th this is really That's movies and Yeard's movies. becausecause I go think about existing catalog. All the existing books, look, I'm not out of books yet. Yeah Spoiler alert. I've got a few more I still need to get to. No fear of running out. Yeah. I'll never run out and I'm old. Cogeny with music. New music is bad Oh my go. you know what's great? The nineties. The Beatles. My son. The music from the nineties is great. My son loves nineties and early yachts and like old music. awesome music. And he's just basically like they don't make anything good anymore. I'm like ye. Yeah, goodood for him growing up so fast. I didn't think about the catalog. If I the catalog, I't need nothing. Let's pretend that I haven't listened to new music in twenty years There's I'm talking about. Let's pretend that Bockbuster was still around Okay because we've been there. We've walked into the store and I've looked through those stores and I've checked all these movies and I've gone, man I need a new movie to come out I have never walked into a Barnes and noble and went Man, I just don't think. That ain't nothing for me. Maybe that new one comes out. Maybe next week there'll be something that's appealing. like this whyy does it take so long to write a book? This is the easiest question of all time. The only downside is like if you're in the middle of a series you know, like it of fire. It's not because that's never coming out anyway. So You're not waiting under more Harry Potters. Yeah, movies keep running Okay, that's a thing. That's a funny one. Should we move on now Sure, let's move on. All right, let's do it.irst we'll take a quick break. , if you have been on our health ride with us, you know how easy it can be to have a great healthy Nutritious meal with factor and how difficult it can be on your own. I mean, the long day comes and hunger hits you and you don't have anything ready to go. 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Yeah, we're gonna do some mini games that are basically based upon the history of our show. a little reflection time here for three hundred. I try I try to wipe these shows right after I'm done. Shout out to. Joseph Pop. He reached out to me and he wanted to help me prepare some of this content. All right. So he was a huge help in getting this together. mister Pop to up The first mini game we're going to play is called this or That. You'll be guessing which topic has been discussed in more episodes of our show and you'll get one point for each correct answer We're gonna to have three of these. Is this embarrassing Okay So you guys will write down your answer And then we'll you know, you can remve So we just are guessing the topic that's been most talked about. No, no, no. I'm going to give you the top two topics and you're going to say which one you think I was a bathro right down bathroom. Yeahep. I was bath. I go bathroom do I goeep here might be a bathroom question. That's why I asked if it's embarrassing. All right, go ahead. The first one, who has made more guest appearances via voice impressions on our show manan Or Mark Wahlberg Is this sppit Boers only? This is spit Bllers only Patman or Wobber So this is say out of your mother for me Uh, okay I got mine I wrote mine down. I got my guess. Yeah, I got mine. All right Looks like Mike said Batman. Jason said Wahlberg and Andy said Batman. Jason gets the points on this one. Mark Wahlberg seven times, Batman six times. Oh my gosh. No, swear to me. It's tied. It's tied up. All right, so Jason escaping with a point on that. We've only done six Batman. I honestly couldn't think of I was like, I don't know, We've found eight Well I guess I guess they get a point now on my point doesn. Finally but but wait So how do you your mother for me? Oh no! back There's two of us. We can do this all day. All right, through two hundred and ninety nine episodes, Which common phrase or jingle has been used more And by jingle, it's a do d do do. So is it the more you know or the phrase, I love Michael Keaton. On the Spit Ballers podcast through two hundred and ninety nine the jingle or what? I I love M. Oh, okay right. Go jingle. I'm going jingle All three of you went Jingle, you are all getting a point. All right. This is a very anti Batman pod You know we're not doing the love Michael Keaton. We're not doing You got what's this next one and how is it Batman related? It's not. Oh. All right. The next one, which bathroom topic has been mentioned more, liking the smell of your own farts or the over under TP debate Oh, yeah which there is no debate. to be clear for the listeners. I came into this studio and somebody had done an under And I wanted to find them And inim. Yeah, I mean, if we will find you. Yeah Because they everyone's denying it. onlynly hang it over. Seriously, someone did that in this studio. We think it might have been a cleaning person. It either was the cleaning person or the falcon and either way falon is the only Falcon is the only one in slack right now blaming somebody else. Oh blaming youam Ruth. B blaming you claim it. L speaking of that, I'm going sniffing farts.niff Farts, sniffing farts. All right, all three of you went farts and all three of you are correct. Yeah. Ten times smelling farts and six times discussing toilet paper Okayinceide And how hold on a second. All ten are Jason, right I don't have that stat. I know zero or mine. It's either eight Jason and two Mike. I'll give I'll go seven three. No, I'll go six four. I think six four you taught me the popcorn trick. Yeah when you're smelling when you explain. You both agreed Zero is me. No ye sure. Yeah. Why would you talk about it? It's disgusting. This is high society over here I overthought it. decided out Go ahead. All right. this is going to be the last one in this minig game. Double points. U no How we catch Jason? There's more three games. Oh, they're goings continue. okay. Okay Okay, across all drafts Who has been select who has been drafted the most amount of times And this one is three choices. guys. Bruce Willis The genie or a blue whale. most amount of times G got my hands S him again Bruce Willis. The genie Blue whale. Drafted the most. All right. I got I've got. I've got my answer In all three hundred showhs were the draft. That's right. And this is one hundred percent by Mike. Bruce Bruce. Yeah, it's Bruce.'s. There's not as much disparity as I was hoping. And you guys are correct. Yeah. Yeah Yeah. Mike always stress Bruce W Six times. You know, Blue whale five times. Five bllue whales. I thought the Gnie three times. I thought the blue whale. I was like, man, we there's a lot of times when it's like Blue wh, just being the biggest animal is a good pick. you know Dropping something off a rooftop I've got shows up because a blue whale was drafted in the ocean animal battle, thingsings to blow up with dynamite, anals to let loose in each other's backyards, worst animals for a veterinarian, and things that are blue H Okay That's good. So how many times has Bruce been drafted? Six. He was drafted in Best action stars, memorable deeath scenes, favorite Bald peopleople. Laser Tag squad, characters to collect a debt for you, and best Johns What for John McCLean. What are we drafting today? ways to draft Bruce Willis. We are drafting actors and actresses for a mystery draft. You're gonna wantan to bump up that Bruce Willis c All right, we're moving on to the next minig game, but through that one, Jason has four, you guys each have three. Okay how you start, we're I to say this,'re we're just rocking these right now. It's like we've been here at every single show. You have. Well, you two got off to a slow start with your first answer, but from then on out, we're one hundred percent That's right. getet rid of that first. All right, this one is called Gess the E and so there will be One winner, like you won't be able to tie on this. What we're doing is guessing the episode in which something took place and the closest person to the episode number will get the point. wait. We're just throwing out a number? Well Th about how long ago it was Okay So the first one is guess what episode the first Sat was on? And we're writing them down, right Write it down and it's closest to it There's no priceices right stuff here going on. Oh goodness, gracious. Okayust wayay down m Okay, I got it. if we tie you both get a point I'm going thirty five. I went ten. I went four The correct answer is twenty six.. Andy gets a point there. That's right. That That's right. had twenty five second episodes. I talk myself out of twelve. Those were the good old days That's yeah, I knew it took a little longer than we thought It' a lot longer than I thought. I thought we might have done three All right. There's five of these. we're on a number two. fun Guess what episode that you guys finally beat me in lie or liar? Oh man that had to be deep episode why All right, U editing Yeah. okay. o I've got my number. Oh, is it too low? All right. I've got my number. All right, I'm going two hundred and fifty five. Oh man. I'm going one hundred thirty one. I went two fifty Changed mine from two hundred fifty to two twenty five. What's the answer? The correct answer is two twelve. Oh no Mike takes that point. We should have tied. We should have both got a point, but I changed last That means that we're actually all tied right now. Yes total points. Alrighty Yeah, that's Oh o, it adds up. Okay. goo ahead The next one is what episode was the first Budinghi Yeah Well, I know it's not on the first twenty four. Oh man, the first bingy I got my Yeah. Allry, I got my I got m I'm going to go with forty four Well I went thirty three. I went sixty two. Mike The correct answer was eighty. gets another point. You How did you go b dingy list for that long? That's what a lot of people want to know. Look, when you come up with something That impactful, that society. level of change like but dingy, it takes time. Yeah, I guess so. Mike was right Okay. All right, Mike has a one point lead over the whole thing Many people may not know, but prior to being known as Owl Borland I was named Alw Borland after the Home impmrovement character. In what episode did Andy mistakakingly call me Owl, which stuck Boy, that is o. Okaykay. All right. I've got a guess Man, I don't like this this game No, you haven't had any points yet. I was crushing the last one. I'm going eleven Jeez, I won one hundred. I went eighteen My memory sucks I wouldn't be so sure You got the point. The correct answer was sixty two. Yeah. really? All right Well because he he was Al for a long time. I thought I been on the show for quite a while. You guys did a lot of spitballers prior to me. Really? The good old days. I was just talking about those. So this was when you I thought that was like a non videoed episode. No, it was on video. we have All right You' watch here the whole time. Go watch it on episode sixty two. All right, last one. Why did we add him then? can't figure it out, man, You guys got tired of working. Yeah. That' o. o. I underthought it. Last guess the app What episode did the local wizard first appear? C Well now my whole orientation on this show is changed. got my number. All right, I do too Mike is figuring his out. All right, I'm going with fifty I'm going eighty eight. I went thirty five. The correct answer. And don't bother hitting your button because it doesn't work on this show was fifty five. W. All right, Which puts us in a anakes the point for that Tie going into the last game. That is correct. That is everybody has five points hadad a lead. Blew it. I had a lead and I blew it. hand he's going to win And the last game It's called the rank tank. The rank tank. And this is an individual game. you'll each have one round And because Mike, I feel like drew a short straw getting the one hundred one in a draft that he has no idea what it is I'm going to give him, we're going to go in draft order here for the choice of between movies, restaurants and spitballers. You don't know anything more than that. You gotta choo your time. G me the three again. moovies, restaurants and spitballers Go movies Alrighty. in this game, I'm going to give you three options and you need to rank them in the order of how much they've come up on our show. Oh, okay. Okay. so you That's fun the movies, that's what you chose correct. Yes. movies. Let's go Jurassic Park. Okay Braveheart, right? backack to the future you're going to rank those one being the most discussed down to three being the least discussed. And he the only way he scores here is if he gets them right. You get one point for every answer that is correct. So he he could get three points I can cascade into doom. Yeah. I'm going to go Brave heart one Dressing park two back to the future three. That's what I have as well Braveheart was correct. The second was backack to the future. So Braveheart, thirty five episodes that we've discussed Braveheart. That's not enough. thirty four episodes that we've discussed back to the future. Wow. And twenty nine episodes in which we've discussed Jurassic Park. I demand a recount. So Mike, if It know we were, they could really examine our episodes Peep pooping back to the future All right, Jason, you're gonna to have your choice of the leftovers, which is restaurants and carnetballers. I guess we'll go restaurants All right, you know what to do. rank these in the order that they have been discussed on our show. Jack in the box Chipotle McDonald's. Oh man, that is tough. Yeah, That's brutal. That is tough What were the three again, Jack in the box, Chipotle and McDonalds T doggy. I'm gonna go, Oh man U I'm going to go jack in the box first because of all the drafts in the and the Thanksgiving stuff Oh, that's a good point McDonald's second Chipotle third. Oh I got to put Chiple second. I went Chipotle one All right, what's the answer? Jason's walking away from this one with Zero point Yeah. I got I got at least last place. We got McDonald's coming out first with thirty eight episodes. Chipotle with twenty seven and Jack in the box with only fifteen. So I can win this thing. I would have got one point Yeah, if you get two points, you win Wow. If you get one point you and Mike win If you get no points, Mikeold we can hold hands as long. All right, goo ahead and give it to me. I get the spit ballers, was it? That's correct. You're going to rank how many times these have been discussed on our show. Andy's love of ice cream. Oh boy Jason's fear of spiders. Oh boy Mike's resting angry face combined with Mike's fear of bees Oh what combo? boy. Spiders, ice cream and then mics. Rstling anger face and bees this one's easier than my restaurants That's why I gave you guys the choice. All right. One spiders Two ice cream, three mes. That's how I wouldn't That's how I would have gone And you would have all been correct in is three points. And Andy is the winner of Episode three hundred minigames Wow. comeome from behind victory. I hadn't led until the last The way I look at it is I won the first minig game, Mike won the second minig game. I you won the third The second one I just try to give you some credit. No, but no. Very, very good. That was fun. That was a blast from the past too Forgot that you didn't exist at one point in time. That's interesting All right, we're gonna take another quick break and come back with a mystery draft and more surprises. With the Capital One Savver card, you'll earn unlimited three percent cashback on dining, entertainment, and at grocery stores. And for a limited time, new card members can earn a two hundred fifty dollars cash bonus after spending five hundred dollars hundred on purchases within the first three months. So grab a bite, grab a seat, and earn unlimited three percent cashback with the Savver card Capital One. What's in your wallet? Terms apply. See capital onene dot com slash saver for details Finding ways to be financially savvy is a smart move, and knowing you could be saving money for the things you really want, like that dream home or new ride is a great feeling. 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M Mike, you have the first pick. perfect draft that you know nothing about in about this. I' Yeah Pick an actor, actress. I want some versatility I imagine it's not based off of there real them as a real person I'm going to draft based off of roles. I will tell you this, at the end when you're justifying your picks, you will be able to use whatever you want to justify. You can a characteristic the actor themselves or a role that they've played. All right. So We're going to go with veryer versatile. He's he's old now. so hopefully he doesn't have to do anything at this current age. I'm going to start her. No.'m not I'm not going to do it, not this pick. Harrison Ford. I will take Foron Ford goes one. You were not joking when you said old. Yeah But hopefully I'm building some versatility Okay, man, if one of them was like favorite old person, if that's the category, you're gonna cry. Or it's like find a sacred idol Okay Yeah, no, that's fine. All right, so this is this is me now, right Yes, sir. Okay. I'm doing the same Well, I'm doing what you said you were doing U, which is finding versatility. But when when I think about this and I think about our drafts, A lot of times there's battle rooyales. Yeah Sometimes there's comedy things. I thought through all those. sometometimes there's love. So I've got those like I'm thinking of actors and actresses that can succeed in a battle. be a love interest and they can like make children laugh So that's that's that's like my archetype I'm going after And that's Ryan Reynolds. That's Ryan Reynolds He can be' very hot right now. He's he's both in popularity and in attractiveness. Yeah. He can be funny. He can cut people with katanas as deeadpool. Yeahes. You know what he can't do Be ugly It's good luck. take Harreson Ford in either though H's a Ford. That's gold as dirt, still attractive All right, interestnting selection there. I will choose Kiana Reeves. Yeah, yeah. with my first pick. She's on the list withith my second pick I willll select another actor or actress. Okay A second one even. He may not have seen that coming Um I'll take Samuel L. Jackson Oh yeah, very nice. because if it's like commercial anything at all. credit cards. anythingthing that's been done I'll take Solog and no, can I change You want Shack? No, anything I want to change. I went in Zell. Oh. I went in Zell. Okay. All right, sameject. No if I'm locked in, I'm locked in whatever me mean. Normal rules are like it hasn't gone to the next person This what we play in chess. I was still saying his name. That is how I'm still Jackson Now you now you is that an official rule in chest Well you have to hold ont to the pe. Yeah. So when you let go, that's a hasn't I haven't let go of Tam M. So I'm going to Denzele. All right. I'm changing to Denzele All right, this might be recentcy biased. U in the fact that this guy was just in a movie with Ryan Reynolds, but if you want to talk about versatility, I considered him at the top. I mean, I did. If there is a need to sing. Y. Hugh Jackman is awesome. He can Uh, bewolvering I don't know how I don't think he's an exceptionally great comedic actor, but very good actor U also handsome also can murder your face. like he's just a venomous awful murderous monster something. Venomous Venomous? Yeah. Venomous is an interesting word to describe somebody. otherther than if it's not a snake or like a scorpion. Yeah I think that's a n ab It's It's that about not fair. I say it was normal to describe people as venomous? Yeah one hundred percent super, duper normal If you's like someone's toxic, it's a venomous person interesteresting. I didn't know Someone's got a poisonous personality. Yeah. I would call them venomous Okay All right, so I've got and and here's the thing. I know that my team works together. Ted one Wolverine. You did They just made their their mash up. So. So you think it might be recency biased, the most recent movie you've seenct bothoth actors in that movie. Really hoping this is a battle roll. Gotcha. Got it Cool. canan't wait for Chaining Tatum to m when I want good accents. Absolutely. I wantan to name my name for myself. All right, I'm back up. Yeah, two picks. By the way, Samela Jax is still out there. Oh yeah. he's Yeahah, he's got credit cards to sell Two picks here So And we still don't know what the draft is. No we we have no idea So maybe I'm going to take I'm going to take Zoe Saldana. who's good pick Uh, like maybe this maybe it's make as much as you possibly can because she can't stop being in the highest grossing movies of all time And she could be an action hero Ver We're very, very versatile over here. A lot of aliens. Yes.ed a lot of. a lot of aliens. Yes So I'm back Clock And we are going to take We're going take Bruce Willis there is. Okay. Were take he's one of my favorite Yeah get. J you couldn't pass on the v. I don't I couldn't risk these snakes taking Bruce Willis. You've had him and I think every draft. Yeah. My sweet, sweet Bruce. There are two Yeah, when we wrote down Bruce Willis, it wasn't how many times has he been drafted? It's how many times has Mike drafted him guarantee it's one hundred percent of those Um, mayaybe the bald maybe the bald draft I'm pretty high up there.'m pretty sure I would Bruce problem that. I don't know. Okay, so there's definitely two Versatile actors that meet my trifecta of actors in the movie deadool Actors in the movie dead Um And I'm trying to think which one If the mystery draft is actors that starred in the most recent movie Dead Bool. Jason is going to something crush. He's going crush. Well, I'm taking someone who sadly was not in that movie. U But I've drafted her several drafts, I believe or at least a handful Jennifer De Lawrence can be funny, can be serious and can be a warrior. And that is my trifecta You're really getting ready for a battle. I'm really hoping sure. what's going on att least one of these got to be Man, if it's only one, that's a fighter. was Jennifer Lawce. Yeah.. that was the fourth time she's been drafted on the spid by you. probablyrobably. She was drafted in celebrity bestest Friends, action movie cast and Rushmore Mount Rushmore of actresses. Mine. Yeahah, those were me. And in the who's Jason's Crush Draft Um Cnter reason Denzel already on my list and I'm going to close it out with Samuel Jackson still out there. I'm going gonna go Kate Winslet, my favorite actress. Okay Kate Winslet and then I'm going alsoso because Mike adda Bruce Wellills.' I'm adding Michael Keaton. Yeah. Michael Keaton is is on this team. So we got Keanu, Denzel, Winslet and Kat. I love Michael Keaton Um, all right. Well, I I I got my guy and honestly I'm pretty sure both of these last two picks were on My best friend celebrity Like the people I would want to hang out with, Jennifer Lwrence and Chris Pr. Okay, If you add Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman, I'm I'm just having a good time. Come on D who's not having a good time Jim Carey because he didn't get to hangout with you because you decided to spurn him. I don't think he's as good a versatile actor and if it was a battle B I mean, what happened on a mask? comomedy. Well, sure if he's got the mask, that's pretty powerful. Do you evenete You be a good fighter All right Final pick. of a draft. we don't know what it is. I don't know what's going on There's one I hope you don't take Why? Because he qualifies for my team perfectly. Maybe even more than Hugh Jackman accepts D Jackman could sing I had to have him Oh man, do I need Who do I got? You have Harrison Ford Zoe Saldana and Bruce Willis. man. right we're gonna we're going to put Ferrell on this team. Oh That's good. William William Farrell honest. I didn't have it when Honestly when you said it, I thought you'd have to callin Ferrell No, no Frel from Nerd. No, W Ferrel All right, but you missed out on Chris Hemsworth I was looking him right in the face, but it was I mean, how many times do I need Chris Hemsworth on my team As many as you can hand No DiCapriano Hanks. Man, you guys mean I could haveon went. I could have gone twenty rounds deeep guys What is the draft copy? I can name so many you know so many actors and actresses All right, you guys, great draft. You just got done drafting actors andress actresses to form your HOA and neighborhood watch Oh Harson for such a good p. And you guys are each going to go through. So there's four roles that you need to force your characters into Yeah. There's the HOA president oversees everything and keeps things organized. There's the neighborhood crime patrol officer to keep the neighborhood safe and crime free.'re in the dock for you as well. Okay. There's the compliance officer who drives around and is nosy and reports back with any compliance violations And there's the debt collection officer whose job it is to get the HA paid no matter what it takes. Oh this is great. canan I just name how my whole team is G for G ready. All right. So obviously who Jackman's going to be the president of this thing Right? I got to put the elder statesman of my team up top. He's organized. He's responsible too nice might be too much. You know what, though, That's my HOA. My HIA is nice. The compliance officer is Jennifer Lawrence. You want to know why? because she's going to stop by and she's not going to say, you're kind to bring in your garbage cans She's just going to make you laugh and say, hey, we understand We my HOA understands. she's going to come out here and be like, Nobody wants to look at them. I get it. H team nice's what's her opinion on chickens? She loves My whole team loves chickens. Huge Agman on top is like every HOA should allow Chickens. the um the is definitely Ryan Ry Ryan Reynolds will be collecting debt. And so my crrime investigator is that how they're worded? The Crime patrol officer patrol officer then is Chris Pratt because he's what's left. Okay. Okay, look. I like how this breaks down for the most part. Denzel's my president. I mean, that is Yeah that is authority That HA will be inspired. I mean, authority leadership Crime patrol is very easy as well Kanu' got that on lockdown probably doesn't even have to engage too many of the criminals One look They're leaving You get to debt collection and compliance or those are the last two? Yes, sir. I mean have to use the same argument that Jason used with Jennifer Lawrence where make Kate Winslet the compliance officer because I feel like she could try to get things accomplished without The mean letters. And then Michael Keaton by default becomes the debt collector. Who does he get to wear the suit he gets a collected I mean here he really he still puts it on No no, he's in the Beetlejuice outfit Oh o, o. Yeah, he collects the debts in the Beetlesjuice house. You're gonna get your money. Yeah Bcha. All right He guess what? guys Harrison four is the president. Yes is. He is aged right into that role. He is the president. Although he has been the president feel like the oldest person on NHOA is the one that walks around looking for U problems. He's they're the crime investigator. He doesn't need to do one clients. He need to do a lot of sitting these days So here's some Fords, my president, the clients officer Is will It's got to be I was looking at your list. I was like, if you don't Ferl Is will Farll drive around, you know, hey Let's turn that down just a little bit I do think your HOA your people will be happy here I don't think they're going to bring in those cans. Well, they they better bring in the cans because But Let's see collection. mean, it's got to be Bruce. That that one's got to be Bruce. He's been a police officer way too many times in his career And then Zoe will be