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It's the Spit Ballers podcast with Andy Mike and Jason. A All right. Vy smooth. the season So I had to ask. I knew I knew it. Now You could be listening to this episode anytim for thousands of years. it will always stay relevant, but at the time of recording this It is the Christmas season. and I know you're listening to oldld Krooners sing fories Christmas songs I am. That was the nineteen forties for whoever's listening. We don't know. Yeah could could be are in the twenty four forties. Yeah. I mean, you know that is I was just talking to my wife about When Does the transition happen When we find the call, what we're doing now the twenties, thirtiesies because it's like for us, the twenties O the tinens No, there's the two thousand tenens and there's the tens which But it's nothing it will change. And You know what I mean? So it's like the which aren't the tins Exactly. Yeah or the twenties. The twenties are never the eightiesies whichich A what point does that flip over? likeike which generation of the two thousands It's about the twies are The two thousand twies not b after twenty ten. This is all about the twenties. Okay because the Tens don't count. Nobody calls them the tens, the ods the you know what I mean? no one calls them that. They just they're not referred to. And also the nineteen tens were worthless. justust boring. notothing happened The twies war It's kind of a big war. Now, but that was only the first one. The twenties. It was It was the prequel the twenties people referennce the ro twies, you know and and we're in the twenties we're about to be You know, it's not that far until twenties will be the previous decade I don't know the perfect answer. I feel like it's about It's not about how much time has passed. it's about the the generation of people people Will we ever say We will never the twies. We will one hundred percent say the twenties. We will now we the three of us will say in the twenties, blah blah blah. talking about the nineties talkking about No, Well, we weren't there, so we won't say that We will one hundred percent use the phrase the twenties when we're talking to ourildren. No, I don't think no, no, no. Ourrandkids will. ur grandkids will talk to us and we will collectively Both parties referred to it very clear there was a generation in the nineteen hundreds that did the same thing. Yeah. They referred to the twenties And they didn't mean the nineteen twenties, they met the eighteen twenties You don't know that. Yes, we do Because that's what we do. I'm blown away. You think that in the nineteen forties,h. We won't talk about the twenties like this Wh how we talk about the nineties? We're not going into the nineteen forties two thousand We're in the two thousand fories. We're in the twenty fories. Proved my point right there What? You guys write me when you start By the way, fifteen years from now, you're going to talk about the twenties and you're going to be talking about the twenty twentyies. I like We talking about flappers and bootlegging. Ething will come back. As long as we do all the same stuff in each of the the decades, it'll be fine But that's bad for wars Mike, you were very smooth. I appreciated that on the booberoo. Yes. But my question was going to be when you go put the Christmas music on in the car because I am from n december first, I've been committed to it every day on the way to work on the way home There's lots to different playlists. There's lots of different options on the old Spotify wherever you're listen C Because I know some people want all modern stuff you can do the Christmas pop, you can do the classic Christmas, you could do the Christmas hits. Yeah. And so I'm a classic Christmas one It' still mixed in. they'll put in the Mariah Cry. It'll get mixed in there, But it's a bun, you know, there's also like You know, boooo B Yes. B So if I' in are we coming out with our Christmas album That's put that on the list of things that be m makeaking up. needs be done TB I am okay with Mariah. I'm fine with McCartney Yeah the new wave stuff Um, And shout out to Christmas wrapping by Yeah. of course the waitresses, but Kelly Clarkson Yeahah, it's got some Oh, she's got some Oh no, no, there's a new one out. Her Christmas stuff is theit. I know I know it is. A Anna Grande's got some good Christmas stuff Okayes that you're right. It's good. I'm just saying what's in preference I can listen to that, but if I am the I am the DJ The music needs to sound like it is coming out of an AM radio Mike. I've never loved you more than. Oh. And you never loved and I know what you You might be shocked to hear. I am one hundred percent on board. Yes. If I am shocked to hear. If this thing doesn't, if this never came through a transistor radio Okay, if if this song never played through a transistor radio This is not I love you so much right now. I love it all. I never thought you would do that. I thought you were Christmas music. It needs to have a crackle. Oh broken airwaves and a fireplace. You think there's low end in that song? No, they couldn't record bass spec. That's amazing when you listen to the classics in Christmas music and we will move on It's amazing that there are just a few core elements to make a Christmas song You have to have the bell ish thing somewhere someere bells has to be somewhere mixed in and all of them. There's just a certain handful of all right, musical elements. Yeah, we're old. Okay Let's move on You rather The reason why we like that Papa Josh is because it's associated with our memories of when Christmas was good. Yes. That's the only reason why that works That's why I'll listen to the Charlie Brown Christmas stuff Becauseuse I remember being a little kid. It was good yes. Yeah That's. It's great And our kids will listen to Ariana Grun. when they're old. I imag' a classic. I imagine that they will for a while and then they'll get old like us and then they'll They'll put on the super old stuff that we like All right, Justin from the website, would you rather have learned have to learn. Oh, Oh, we're just throwing words around Justin from the website. I'm pretty sure Justin wanted to know Would you rather would you rather have learned How is got to be formed. How is Babby formed? Would you rather have to learn to be completely ambidextrious? or learn to be fluent in a new language. In both cases, you have to do the work of the learning process. Oh I will I will quite quickly choose the new language You actually learned be ambidextrouous? Yes. Yes, you could be because if your arm was cut off, you would learn how to do everything with your left hand, but not You would learn how to do everything. Yeah. But to me, and extxtrus is like, I am proficient and I can if you if your if your arm was cut off, it is now impossible to become amed ammbedxed. That is a very good me that you' say your are either right or left handed. I guess my point is that you would learn it, right the kids long time ago. Way before that Christmas music It was pretty frowned upon to be left handed Oh, yeah. And so people waited at you. Or they would just they'd force their kids. That's my wife in hand They would force the kids to learn with the opposite hand and they did. They learned how to do that So you could do it. You one hundred percent can learn how to do these things You can learn. You can learn proficiently. You can absolutely Drawing, writing. Throwing a baseball, all that stuff can be learned. Yes. But I will much rather choose the language. There's a process. to learning a language, it may take time, but I will get there. there's There's an advantage L Other than now I can lose my arm I don't know what the real advantage is. Have you seen the tennis players? Have you seen the AmbidXus tennis star? No only hits for you Oh that Yeah, that makes sense. He switches the pass shifts his hand or the rack He switches the racket. He can serve full speed Either hand Wow, only serves On hits four hands I hits a backh Had only thought of like baseball. when I think of is it's better to be able to be proficient with both hands. R. Like if you can bat both right and left or throw or pitch Yeah, then you have you You have a skill that most people don't have. I've never thought about tennis But but yeah, I'll go language. I would love to be ambilinguage Bilingual. It's almost like there was already a word for that. Well, I mean, that's just too I was just taking it on to see how it sounds. Yeah, it sounded dude does that just move up with the the prefixess like you trilingual and Qu quadlingal? quuadrilingal. That's those shapes Sorry, we all go in language and what language If you could today, let's just, let me give you a second one A second question. Okay Push a butt And you've got the second l. Yeah It's instantaneous yeah. you know, there's languages that are harder to learn like Chinese, Mandarin, you know. Yeah yeah. But what would you actually push? Like you you got T seconds to figure it out. Mine is really easy and this is, I mean, I might even start trying I'm planning know. I'm planning on going to Paris. Oh we at about five or six o. So right now I would definitely like to. Yeah, you just you gotta learn about bancues. Oh So dude, you're gonna e so many bag. The croissant intake will be mur So instead of like the region baconail f We live in a We live in a region where I'm coming in five months You better start importing more flour. I'll go Spanish. Yeah, it's regional for us. It's between Mandarin and Spanish for me, but yeah, because we're We're a board border state, Bardy state. We're barding C It would be It would help It would be helpful almost every single day of my life if I could fluently speak Spanish. Really? Yeah. I can't even we live in the same area and I cannot remember the last time I have needed to speak Spanish. Well, because we get away with not speaking it, but I'm say but you just said every day of your life, you feel like it would be helpful. It was the last time it would have been helpful Probably yesterday. I'm saying like it would have been helpful for me today. Yeah. And yesterday and the day before. I. There's I'm not saying every single person I meet, but you have interacted There is a with someone who only speaks Spanish. That is right Okay. what are you? We live in two different worlds. Yeah because Because to get to my neighborhood, we just go into it. We don't have a big fancy gate. We don't keep the people out. I just don't I don't believe that you guys actually interact with pure Spanish speaking people on a daily or even weekly or even monthly Be I don't speak Spanish. I do not pan your Tod Before five forty five AM I interacted two people that I could not speak to All right because I don't know Spanish All right, I missed. I honestly think I will have an interaction. Do you know what Spanish is? No no oblo Espignol. I do not think I will have an interaction I think the next interaction I have with a hum God dead interaction without a little spinning. I No, I'm just saying I've lived here for forty years. Oh my gosh, Jason. I'm saying that my next interaction where I can't speak the language of someone will probably be in Paris five months from now. All right An All right, I'm not finding. There are two gates on this neighborhood. All right, Missy from Patreon. Y rems a double gait They both have different codes. Oh my go. This isn't a racism thing. You gotta go in like a prison You gotta go and let the first one close, let the second one open. We live like two blocks from each other you guys. I can got did you put a moat in What is going on overer I feel like hold on and we've got to go to D's Ally We've got to go to Duc's Alle because y'all live in this state too, all three of you You don't want to ask this question. I have to ask They're all shaking their heads. No and I don't know which way they mean it. All right, all three of you, when is the last time you have needed to cononverse with a pure Spanish speaker todayoday at lunch. Oh my goodness. In the last week for sure. You are tellilling on yourself Eden. Oh my gosh. Everyone in this Oh gosh.' in the last week. My mind is blown I don't know. Oh no God. Oh gosh. All right. This taking a d I mean I todayay I learned I'm racist. I don't know. I don't I don't do anything. I just live my life. I'm not like going out of my way. I love everyone. I love you all. I love my Spanish speaking friends. I just don't see y Oh gosh. This is an all time moment. No I really. I look Oh man. I can't think of the last time. Oh well, we'll just talk after the show man Um All right, I'm supposed to move forward, right? Is the show's not over yet? Is No way. shut it down. Oh Misty Misty from Patreon, wouldould you rather Oh my goodness. Okay, what m you say? Would you rather always have your toilet running or your faucet dripping Oh, those are both so annoying. The toilet running is such a nuisance to my soul. I think that's the one I don't want. Oh man, I can deal with a faucet dripping I can deal with that. Yeah. When that toilet is running just a little bit I can't I can't handle it I have to I have to take the lid off and I can't ever fix it. U but you always take the lid off like you could fix it. one hundred percent because I've I've fixed it. I fix it one out every fifty times. might be the guy that looks like he's going in likes popping the hood. Yeah Yeah, everything looks pretty good in there. Yeah. That's that's my reaction to anything Yeah. open it I can't see it. It look no This should be working.s That is the go to line, man I don't see nothing I mean, I'll I'll push the flap down and be like, maybe that does something. He's looking to unplug and plug it back in the toilet? Where's the reset button in this tank? I basically I wiggle things. and or I go and I see the catastrophic problem. Like sometimes you take the lid off and the chain is broken. Yeah like who, okay, this is I'm going to hire somebody I need to get someone out here Or you wiggle it and it fixes or you wiggle it and it doesn't and you go, I need to get someone out here So Oh man Oh man. But it And you search for English speaking plumers Oh my gosh He. R remember that you would I feel like I exposed something that isn'ting. I have this is too much fun, but I do I have the empathy of the man.ike you just like I don't even know what I stepped into. I dont And you just want to start apologizing. I'm be so sorry guyst I'm so sorry. I pre apologize for whatever I've done wrong. Oh my gosh, my abs Oh Oh sweatshir is a bad decision guys. Ohoy, I am so hot So sweaty. So we're not doing the toilet one, right? Is that the Did you spit t? Well he'sld he's told me he's gota get it down. He's gott to get it down. Wh. I got it. I mean that was close It almost came up two or three times. I was mid I was mid drinking All right All right, man. All right, we we're gonna go on Oh boy, Logan from the website. would'd rather fist fight your grandma Oh, or slap fight Mike Tyson. Interesting. You seen the Cometitive slapping thing likeike the power slap or what in the world is feels like is that. So I'm with you on that. And when I see the people doing the slap fighting, that professional slapping, it's not you're trying to knock somebody out. It's slap take a turn. When they do that. the first time like, you know, football we're getting rid of concussions and then, you know, we're doing all these things and all of a sudden, here comes this sport. where you're like So win. You have to knock them out. Yeah Awesome Okay. I like it. I do I do like. I've never I've never sat and watched a whole show, but the concept of it seems great. likeike the You know, there are boring fights are a thing. fighting is a business boxing MMA, all these things. they are' big business and Sometimes you see boring fights where there's not a lot of action. peoplee are hugging, people are or in the UFC like just. You will always see a slap when you're watching that. Yes. this is like, you know what? What if we just made a fight Wh you take turns You take turns say who's got the better chin? whoo's got the stronger arm? That's all anybody cares about. Everybody's watching. You're watching to see who gets knocked out when you watch a fight. That's really what you're hoping for Yeah Everyone watches hope for. Now are always hoping for a knockout. Now they make this power slap thing and it feels too on the nose Like, Oh man, that's like something's unfair or or mean or whatever, but it's not It's not at all. it's awesome. Yeah it it's it's weird I you know, if you slop by Mike Tyson, you're getting knocked out Yes. If you just fight your grandma, she's getting knocked out. I'm winning because my grandma they're not here y. gnd my grarandma will punch a tomstone I'm gonna be punching some. Any of you. Andy if you guys have a grandma, we can fight Yeah, I need to a baram. I need a barrar graama hold on hold on. could I C I take her Definitely Okay, thank goodness. Okay. Yeah. I mean, I feel like I could pull my punches. You know what I mean? I'm going to box grandma and I'm not gonna Dude, it doesn't take much. It doesn't take much, but You know, I mean, speaking of Tyson, we just watched someone box Tyson and they were pulling back because it was like, I could ye, I could knock this guy out, but I'm not going to I feel like You could just have a playful boxing match with grandma. It doesn't say, you know, to the death. this isn't, you know Coliseseum. It could be if you knock grandma over, that might be the end Oh my God. What if you what if Put yourself in this situation charity, million dollars to charity. Okaykay. It is such a good funds my granda for a million dollars. No, no but it's not to you. it's to charity. This is a good event Just hear me out here. hear. and Pingry, the Falcon, his grandma, who he has offered up. For us to fight his gnda for a million dollars to charity, we put on a nice little boxing match And we know it's going to be mostly fu. It's going to be mostly just I'm going to give you a little whatever and you're in that fight. Dinging ding, all the the circus show, the fanfare, the crowd. This is a great time You're there. She gives you a little punch. You give her a little, you know, a little tiny little tap on the shoulder. Oh, she her ankle kind of buckles. She falls over. She breaks her hip. She dies in that event. It's not great.' That's how we don't fight the grandmaass. How would you feel? Oh's not my grandma Oh sounds like his's proble. Okay volunteered his grandma to fight me. Oh man. But would you feel guilty? would you take that on I feel responsible? Yes, one hundred percent. You would feel responsible for the for the the old sweet grandma that you punched and fell out No, no, no, L you barely tpped her. But you Yes, you would feel one hundred percent responsible. But where's no comment. Wh Where's the line on that Like what if you took your grandma hiking You know what I mean? What if you took our wing suiting it goes like Iice stream I'm just saying, But then all of a sudden something happens. you fall over and fighting and hiking are very different sports Yeah Yeah. O one of them, the goal is to get up the mountain Yeah, the other one is to Make money for charity. Hurt the other person. All right. I'm just trying to you know what I how you feel? We're going to take a break and we're going to get into man other people Precious magical memories you'll always cherish line We cherish them too. 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Great delicious. headad to factactor meeals dot com slash ballars fifty off and use the code ballars fifty off to get fifty percent off and free daily greens per box with new subscription only while supplies last until september twenty seventh twenty twenty six C website for more details All right, I am so happy to get to throw it over to Al Borlin here. Welcome in Al. we don't we need to I was just throwing it to because I was going to ask him to hit the button. You P the segment button there someone Anyone? up? Hold on fady Man of the People. All right, we are going to before we get into our draft, we're going to play a game. It's called Man of the People And Al Borlin has been furiously hitting the street, sururveying hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of people aboutout half of what he does to find some answers and we've got seven rounds of playing Man other people. Would you like to clarify any more of the rules out You get three points if you get the first answer, you get two points if you get the second, one point for any other answer. last round is worth double. And Andy is the two timeing champ two time whichich is crazy because I feel like forever he he didn't win for a long time. I don't remember this game. No, I don't remember that U All right, let's get into round one and figure out if buzzer if I know the people. I feel like I know the people, you know? That's what I've learned today. Yeah, you al real man of the people Alrighty, round one, I asked one hundred parents Name something you'd tell your children to do first before getting married. Oh, did I win? Yeah, you won. Oh something is it green to do first before you get married to Bank account. Do a bank account? Okay is not on the list It's not justpl. You're good, Jason. I' good Marital counseling. is not on the list. That's a greatredience. That is aence. I don't know anything today. I don't know in the. Read me the question again. Name something youd tell your children to do before getting married Creen up If that's on the it's not on the Okay. I don't know that you guys were in the right vein. I don't I don't like we were. thingsings to accomplish before you take the plunge. Yeah, I think we all took it as Advice for your kid getting married. Yeah. Well I was like, Hey, get a joint bank account To be fair, I think Andy buzzed in before he knew the final question. I think he was ready to say, brrush your teeth or something. I saw that right, right? Yeah You thought the question was gonna be hold on. I thought it was about your kid getting up in the morning. Yeah hundredionne more time. Name something you'd tell your children to do first before getting married Yeah To me totally implies These are you're you're going to get married.'s what you need to do But you but the building foundoundation was M. let's hear the answers. The number one answer, finish school the number two and travel Fall in love Oh my gosh the number three answer, get a job The number four answer was date multiple people And the number six or five answer was live together So it's a it's six rounds, not seven. All right. All right All right, we need I think can we all get a point for that Yes. Okay. No on a very point Bad question. Let's see if this one goes any better. Name a place that single people travel to for its party atmosphere I hit the button, but nothing happened. You're good, J Um What was the question? No, no, no, no. a music concert Not on the list. Perfect. I've got one. You get the beach Not on the list. Oh man, What in the world is happening? the question one more time. Name a place that single people travel to for its party atmosphere I got another answer, but U so then these are geographical placeacer dam Amsterdam is number five on the list I mean, I want points for you. I was like going on spring breaks. so I said the beach. Yeah. I would have Las Vegas. That was the number one answer. Yeah. Okaykay. ye Yeah, but I don't get points for it. No This is the worst deanding league not people. We had Las Vegas at number one, Cancon at number two. we stop talking about singles and married and whatever the heck we're doing New Orleans at three, New York at four, Amsterdam at five and LA at six. See, I didn't know you were looking for exact places like that cities. Those hundred people got it. I only switched it because you're too You're the one on the board? You're the one to ask these questions to know Can you guide the people next time All right, name something your house is full of after Christmas Wrapping paper Per is the number two answer Food leftovers, number three answer I'm going to go with garbage Would't that be wrapping paper? Yeah it's not on the board I would consider that like wrapping paper to a different to utter that. I'll give you a different one. Okay, what is it? Oh, you're saying I can get Yeah another gonna answer for. You gu something that in our guest Toy. Yes Toys Yeah. Presence was the number one answer. and I think toys Yes, it does. one hundred percent. There you go. This is how the game works We had So Jon just got the number one ani wrong. Well, he didn't get it. He said the same thing as me, which they would The judges would to go, And you would get to answer again. cororrect. So the number one answer presence number two, wrapping paper Food and leftovers three, pine needles was four, boxes was five.les. People was six. Pine needles. When's the last time you guys have had a real Christmas tink? Well, we live in the desert so never. twentyenty years ago. Yeah I mean, I used to have, I think growing up We always had a real one. And I I was mr. You can only have real trees bang the table I get under love the. That was what. Yeah the smell, even though you had to water it into a hazard. Yeah pretty turns out Pros probablyably a bad idea. chop down that tree to die in the room and catch fire. so we werere like, well, done with this thing, this this beautiful tree that could have lived for a long time into the garbage. I had a Christmas tree After my wife and I got married like right off the bat where we had a Christmas tree put in the backyard when it was over with Christmas And we left it there for so long This thing was a pile of just rotten just tin it was ready to You put a magnifying glass near that thing and it was going a fire hazard All right, so through three rounds we've got Mike and Jason tied with four. Andy has two Question number four Name a product that you might choose to buy because it is soft Hella Hilla is number three in Oh man clothing That is the number. A shirt is number five answer. Five. Barely made it on blanket. Blanket or sheets. number four, answer. How would have gone bed, bed and pillow should go together, but bed's probably number one toilet paper Number one answer Yeah. a good answer. So we had toilet paper, then bread, then pillow, then sheets. Bread? towel and shirt. Because it's soft. you only buy it because soft. We've surveyed one hundred inebra eighty people for each of these questions. takeake a pillow. Sheets. Bread. How sauce that water? I like soft water. Well Wn't gonna buy it, but do you see how aw this is? I can'ntot buy it When I pick it up, I just squeeze it into liquid. This is incredible. It could be a pillow. Itill soft. They buy it only because of how soft it is Hello, Tilet Baber ad I was gonna buy this loaf of bread. I was wanting to make a sandwich, but I can't it's not squeezeable enough. Nsot soft enough. All right. was It's a raiched bread. All right through four rounds. We have Mike, Jason Tied with five. Andy with three I had to w sure the buttons were at. How function there If you got a new puppy, name something that you would teach it Oh, potty training. Yeah, that's the number one. Potty training is the number two answer. Oh, dang. I'm in. Who are these people? You interviewed some dg dums How to sit Sit is the number one answer. Booya. It should be the number two, Mike, I'm with you, Cool. Go ahead, Andy. My dog ps poops inside, but check this out. Shit I got my priorities in order. I have no idea. so I'll just say I don't know Where to eat? Golf. I teach you how to golf. What else do you teach a pet between pooping and roll over? Oh, just like l down. Well sit. Yeah, stay, how to eat, not on the board. stays. We did have fence. watch No Now you. L, look at me, lookook at that dad No no, no Gee, this is how you eat. jump down there. This is how you drink lap, lap, lap, lap. I put the food in the bowl and just put my fence in it. I mean like where the food is or something. How? So man. C I say how? show how to eatere All right, number one's over. Nber three was fetched Number four roll over. Yeah that is so obvious. I with that one. Number five is not to chew and number six was stay Okay, but remember I hate again, the most important thing way more important than peeing and pooping outside. It's not mathematically impossible, but I don't think Andy's going to win three in a row here Jason currently with eight Mike with seven. Andy with three. Josh. Name an activity or hobby that people commonly take up after retirement goolf Yeah, that's the one. Golf is the number one answer Yeah I'm gonna go cruising Traveling is the number three answer. Yeah,. He's doing a lot of these answers that turn into the number three great. It's fun. Once again, how to eat. No I would say painting Not on the board. It is not on the board What? It's honestly not that bad compared to some of these gardening, fishing, playing an instrument and knitting. Yeah, painting. painting orating, that's fine. I must said crocheting. Would that have counted for any Yeah? I would have doubtedly would have. Cool. We are on to the final round, which is worth double Name something a kid would do after school to make an extra buck Paper route. No, man, how old is the audience? Yeah. Paper route is the number three answer. M Long Moen Long. Oh I thought you were out of the game. Why are you even? whyy are you taing it take myly Andy's up. Andy Men did get the number one answer. Oh, come on And So I'm tied with Jason. If you're not on the board We die. Okay, so's the what's the question? Name something a kid would do after school to make an extra buck. As Zy it's on the board babysit Babysit is the number two answer. Oh y, you're going to win I know, I was already in the lead That is correct. That was worth four points, which puts him At thirteen, Mike at twelve, Andy at nine. Jason. 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Best hours of the day. There are twenty four to choose from. No M twelve of these hours are going to get left out feel pretty bad about themselves. That is true. So we will we'll let Mike take the one on one here Thanks Ry guy I have a clear one Iag you'd be quiet over there I have two directions. I could you keep saying that, I don't know what that means. There's two directions I want to go is You knew you were the first pick coming in. Yeah. No. Yeah, no, but but it was drafting the best hours of the day. Oh that I have not thought about it at all. You don't You're not passionate. No no. two. All right, I'm gonna take I'm going to go seven AM. seven AM. Wow. seven AM is the optimal time to wake up. N on my list. That's fine. Okay go seven you do explain seven AM is the optimal time to wake up It's I I feel like I have slept in long enough. sometometimes it would be nice to later, but anything bring it home anything earlier than seven is too early Kids are not awake And I get my coffee And I go sit outside And I am alone By myself, do do you to know what I have a list of my favorite Do you know what my number one was? I'm guessing seven AM. Seven AM. My man with coffee. Yes. That's the reason why that is the best time. I literally I have my list of my top twelve Seven AM not on my list. Yeah So what's your But I'm not a morning person. Yeah, You're just not. I'm a night person I'm taking the only time that has a holiday I literally get New Year's Eve, I'm taking midnight. the clock strikes midnight on New Year's Eve. I'm getting I'm getting two days in my answer. I getting time works. It kind of is. You know what I mean? Midnight is like Is that yesterday? Is that today? Is that tomorrow? It's all No, no one is confused about what time midnight is No one is confused. Midnight is today. Midnight is today. So if you drafted New Year's Eve at midnight, you drafted The day before and I years. But everyone listening knows I still got it. Is still go you think about midnight as being midnight is the new day. whichich I know it's twelve AM. but I'm saying I actually think of as the last moment. Exactly of the previous day. Exactly. suck I know it's my, but that's how people invig you think of there's no other spot on the clock like that It's not a very special pick. It's not very goodred. You're asleep most of the time. You get one day a year with it Mike's enjoying coffee three hundred sixty five. It was the problem is it was PM And now it is AM. Yeah. It's the next day. I am going to go with five PM. Oh, that was my next day. I'm going with five PM because it's when the workday ends. That's the end of the work day. It's five o'clock somewhere. Yeah. I mean you got that too. but for the majority of the nine to five, the moment you are free From the job. Okay And I'm going to follow that up with What I consider my Um bookend to your seven AM coffee I'm going And the time' going to vary for other people but I'm going ten PM. because ten PM That is I'm nestling down to watch a TV show St cozy and fall asleep. That's my ten PM So All right, and then ten PM. it leads right into the seven AM coffee. Yeah. There's a good back to back So five o'clock and ten PM. All right. I would have taken five PM That was your next That's that's a good pick But look, I'm going to keep dominating this thing. y'all Y'all playing checkers, I'm playing chess, y'all drafting numbers. I'm getting names. I'm taking noon Okay. Okay. You where you Okay, Coral? When we meet You know when. High noon. High noon. I I thought you were talking about the buffet place. Yeah Golden Corral. You know when we're meeting we're meeton? High noon. High noon by the barbecue We'll be there t midnight but ain't big enough for the both of us. I do think midnight and noon look very nice on your list. Thanks. But why do you like noon Just for the Guine able to call it not a number. one hundred percent, that is the reason. That is the only reason. The fact that there is a Num your fl your buzzer keeps flashing red every two seconds. So I was like Yeah, I mean, I just think when I look at all these times, there's things, reasons I like it for the day, but There's only one midnight, only one noon And the others are all just numbers. There's two of every other thing. No, there's two of every other thing. There's ten AM ten PM. Okay. All right, that's not a bad mean, there's two twelve T to be clear, there But there's only one noon and there's only one midnight Yeah. That's true That's not a bad argument. Mike, you have seven AM, you're sipping your coffee. All right. What's your next time? So the other time that It's basically it's the same idea that you were on Andy. I didn't know if I want to go to seven AM. but there's the theme. So seven AM alone No kids nine PM Kids are gone. Now nine PM is How late am I going to stay up But nine PM is when That that starts to shut it down everywhere else. That's my time That's I'm going to watch some shows. Maybe I'll play some video games M I play some guitar. I don't know. S that Yeah, that's my time and mine would I would say nine PM. And mine would have been nine if my kids were younger. That would have been my favorite time. The older they get, the l my time get. nine PM when you had little kids. Oh my God, a dream. That was that was our time We had kids that went to bed super early back Yeah ye we were like your children never saw the stars first. their first. They didn't know there was midnight Um What's the moon? You have another pick though, right? Sven Oh nine thing Thank goodness because I've been really waiting to get this one out into the world. I What's what's available here? Alostost Most all the hours of the day. Yeah. Yeah, but none of the names. I thought you were going to say that Uh let's then let's go u We'll go six PM here. We're going dined in. That's it's on ye. it would have been my last fretty high up there and in my in Pint boot's Mongst us doesn't love dinner. Yeah My answer on my list is six PM parentheses. Yeah. that's because that's the right time to Jeremy, you could just write dinner in for my for my answer. It so Well, you get midnight and n That's the name of the hour. No, Mike No Be dinner peopleople eat dinner at five, eat it at seven Yeah Nice dri ones people he did at midnight Nice tryry. shhameful, but But I do Well that's I do that's fourth meal, man Est. All right, so I am back up here. I've got midnight and noon. No more n. Good luck I'm going to take I hold on I'm going to take ten AM And the reason I'm taking ten AM because in our Workday ten AM. We're usually done with our big recording. It's kind of nice. You feel like you're ono the next phase of the day. And on the weekend That is the dream can't ever happen Dream sleep to sleep until ten AM. You wantt to sleep until ten? I wish the day was gone. Nah, the day I got a whole day ahead of me at ten AM. But that late night sleeping ten o'clock feels like what ten used to feel like. Yes. I will I will admit that we're old enough now we're like sleeping until eight feels like that recovery. but You know, I'm also young enough to remember what it felt like sleeping until ten feels pretty good. So I'm taking that ten AM. I think You have got to put our reasons for these times. They can't just be a list of seven nine, six. Oh, midnight noon ten. I don't know, man. You've got to give a one line or two line reason. Okay, yeah. So like six PM dinner Yes, you can have it next to it. Yeah. Okay, fine. That's exactly it. I have to make two picks. I have five PM. You guys are taking away the power of my names. You got five PM because the dayays the work day is done. You got ten PM becausecause I'm watching TV I get ready for sleep My last two picks I'm going eight AM Breakfast
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