Finalizing Backyard Draft Picks

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So why give your family less when they can have the best Egg lland's best, better taste, better nutrition, B eggs. For added convenience, look for our hard cooked peeled eggs Coons give life advice, explore unrealistic situations, and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve. It's the Spit Ballers podcast with Andy Mike and Jason. B bl bl blop bl bl I don't know if this came. I don't know if it came through at all. I don't think it keep through. I just set myself really hard. That's what I was gonna say. I don't know, especially on the audio It didn't work. I'll makeself. I'll make sure so hard Audio might not have told the tale. Please go watch I'm trying to give you one of those on YouTube. slapped yourself just like you were your enemy. Yeah. I know exactly committed to the bit. You challenged your happen to a duel. What happened was Mike started it with the Bart Bart you know And then he realized it really needed some. Oh, no, I knew where I was. so where his normal mouth Yeah, I don't even know how to do that. He hit his mouth. D you gott to do it harder? try to notice he slapped the crap out of himself twice for one of the greatest scats of all time. So welcome into this Fit Ballers episode three hundred sixty nine Would you rather We know history One st R time We've got also a draft. We're draftting the perfect backyard, which is an awesome draft. I think that's really fun because we're at a stage of life now where it's like this is like Is that a big deal? Well it's like stuff we actually What Yeah like you think about your backyard. Yeah. Simes we're drafting, you know, things that are purple and that's fine, but it's like I don't care that much about things that are purple think about my backyard, what I want in there what I wish I had if I had, you know all the space and time and money to just do, you know, snap my fingers and have a perfect backyard Well we get to do that today All right, we'll kick it off with some would you rather You rather Would you rather live in an advanced technological future, but the entire world is at constant war or live in the seventeen hundreds But the world is at perfect peace So basically convenience with danger or peace with convenience Without convenience, sor I like the idea of you having any idea what's happening in the world in the seventeen hundreds, right? Like I'm sure there's peace on the other side side of this flat. like you know what I know about You this country mile. I was going to say this street, but it's not. like if you're thinking about like the the the the colonizing of America was like It was a street. is the ey can was like I have this land. You go over there to you when I needat cabbage. But But the thing is is about war. If the world is at peace in the seventeen hundreds, what that really means is you war because nobody is coming up to burn your farm down. Exactly. You live in peace. Yours is going to be youre you're at perfect peace But you are at war with things like germs You are right A Wm. You're at war with worms. You're at war with're after your dysenterary. You're at war with An disease at that time, you cut yourself on a on a rock fifty fifty Yeah might be the end. That could be it. You know, you're saying these things, I think to for one side, but this is a very easy decision. This I I I can't fathom saying I would rather live. Great The question is worded this way, advanced technological future where the entire world is at war I still don't know your answer. That means no, you can't live in that. What you're hiding from You're hiding from the robots It's basically all your life is okay, tomorrow, snap your fingers. AI has taken over. They've got robotics. are Nobody is more afraid of robots and wants to buy one than you. Well, first to buy them. Is that because you think they'll fight for you? No, they're gonna kill me. I know that. Nobody is gonna be more first in line. Yes for a robot Jason Moore.. So this is actually true. You might have deposits down. I could I could literally pass a liect You probably will have the first one. You might you will be the first st. You're gonna to be firstbo murder. Be the first Yeah, I'll be the first death. And that's fine Robo murder. That's fine. I'm fine with that because you are. We will all be roobo murdered. Okay So get mine out of the way. I don't have to murder. Your murder is coming when you ask it to do something a human should easily do Yours is going to be like the mail and it slits your throat with I don't believe it be something I do believe this. like G me my shoes from where, sir three feet away and the robot's going to go This is an embarr embarrassment, sir you don't deserve to be alive. Squish my face. Yeah. This is what I believe Squish my face I believe that we will have a golden age of robot where Every home has like bicentennial means. don't know the reference, but um, every home O the majority of homes will have robots. It will be a life of abundance and I think that will happen. But I do actually think AI will eventually be unstoppable and uncontrollable and will take over So would I rather live the time in between with the robots? Yes even knowing they will be our over. Can we get Ro with Jason right now? I'd love to believe your're you know, your Jules Vernne predictions of the future But Jason, you were the guy that said the three D TV was takaking over. been longong once or twice You were positive. Everyone in their house would be rocking three D movies. I've got two famous things I was. Yes you do. But yes, you do and one was TV. Yes and one was the three D TV. And let me tell you, I hope I hope it turns into three I really hope it turns into three things. Let me setit the record straight. I really hope I'm wrong about the destruction of humanity. Yes Let it be known. I want that out there. I'm willing to I'm willing to take the L H you noticed the guy who was got aboutg twice. Yes, I I do I don't necessarily think that we will like go to terminator to style war with robots, but I don't think we'll control AI. I think they will it will it will use surplus So you want to live in the seventeen hundreds? I would absolutely choose to live aorch life, man I want porch light But you also have to to farm. No. I know. it's a lot of eating you' to be a lot of no grocery store. That's true. That's true. I mean, I I hope it's in a nice area. Can I Canate talk about a river in the seventeen hundreds. Yeah what I talked to what I learned Yeah. So your visits? No, not my visits to my backyard. I buil so here's the deal. I have built a chicken coop. I have chickens. This is true. I get eggs. I have built a really nice garden you Do you e seventeen hundreds only tools? No, We have hired automatic timer. I have hired out Um, I have This is as nice I know can happen in where I'm living And we've had it now for probably a year and a half, this garden We've had a couple of ears of corn Hful singular handfuls of tomatoes Handfuls. Handfuls. But you you would have died I don't know how people grow food, man. I've had this thing for a year and a half. More room. so I've got four large beds of vegetation and you need four acres of vegetation. We can't We can't survive on this. Oh. Now, you haven't been eaten for I'll tell you. My basil, my time, my herbs are on point. I can season my meal great with my garden. You can season your But that meal is coming from sprouts. That's not coming from my backyard. It's impossible How did people how did people survive in the seventeen hundreds Well, you got to go out and get yourself a buffalo O five Oh, that buff won't kill me They're cows No no I'm saying you got to shoot. Oh, gotta butchem. Yeah, but you gott to go eat the meat. You gotta catch some rabbit. You can only carry two hundred pounds. I is a fact. The historical document is a fact You just have to leave the rest of the two thousand pounds of meat just there to rise. That was always so frustrating. You choose the seventeen hundreds one and you wish you were dead from war? one hundred percent one hundred percent. I think we look back Oh what I wouldt give for some more right now. We're like we look back here like I romanticize it the simbol we all do. timee of life of like man, there's it's just the hullaboo of modern society. Wouldn't it be nice to just All you had to do was grow your food but no. But is there even a chance No money, no problem. Is there a chance you win the war against an advanced The logical no Yeah, there's no way we w war hope All you hope is that the war doesn't come to you during your lifetime that it's somewhere around Yeah But I mean You're right, Mike, we romanticize it Y sure But I Do romanticize the ignorance of those people to the outside world. Sure. But we act like Jason said If I can't see it Over the mountain topop It ain't happening. We do The world's nice. We do all the same for our childhood. We're like, man, remember w how great it was when you had to drive to Bockbuster? We do for good And you're like And then you okay rewind go back to you like, we have to drive all the way to blockbuster. Yeah we suck You just you just can't be happy. No. Yeah So ye there it is. giveive me not war. I'll take seventeen hundreds Best case, I have a nice peaceful time worst case I die young and am happy. Well, you die of starvation. I'm telling you can'tot for a fast death seventeen hundreds was it was a long time ago. That was okay. I can picture eighteen hundreds. I can't picture sev. know, if you think about seventeen, seventy six You can see like the Yeah, you know that's true. the foundation of America There's an no war. Basically the musical Hamilton. If you think about that, you know without a duel there would be duels. No, no war. That's not war. Okay That's part of peace timeime A gentleman's war challenge you to a duel. Would you rather work at a place where you have to request all of your vacation time through a website Yes Oh my goodness gracious Oh, tellell me you haven't proofread the doc Without telling me you haven't proof read the dock So ladies and gentlemen, continue Andy, continontue reading the question Would you rather work at a place where you have to request all of your vacation time through a website with no dark mode? O oh or work at a place where you are loudly and publicly ridiculed for the tiniest misake. Oh, this is a great question. is taking this is great question. This is coming from I'm guessing Al in Arizona. Oh my goodness. So we have implemented in our workplace a new ation request system. My traff things. I feel like ownership is getting shamed for having a more organiz more organized structure. We do actual time off. Tell me have we denied ever a request off system Currently, show you what's about Im re. Yeah. Yeah, what's about to happen. the website's gonna be shut down. I'm all request. Let me read you some statistics. You want to yeah. Let's fight fire. Let's fire. twenty twenty six requests. Okay. forty nine requests for time off. Oh I love it Honestly, surprised at the quantity for the speed and whatver. I mean, come on. this is Dball group. D on hold on hold on hold on forty nine requests. I just want because look, this is an evergreen show justust for the listeners at home We are halfway through Not even twenty twenty six. notot halfway through Yeah. June eleventh forty nine requests record setting. Yeah Days approved You want the number? Yeah, I'm afraid Do w wantanna take a guess No, sixty Mike No, I'm not even gonna get one hundred and thirty nine days approved. Do we pay them for work off? Correct. I believe so. Okay, hold on wait wait wait. That's the b of the Dayssight. Days the night Zero. Oh man, those are some nice bots. Hey, can we get just I'm all in light mode? Amongst the people in this room, I'm just curious if you got the data. Oh we got a leader we have a leaderboard? I think we do have a leaderboard. Oh you bring this question to you get roasted. You ready? So why who do we have in the office? Right now we got the falcon who I don't think is put through his two week request yet More honey Moon. So let's add that on Al and papa. This is the perfect twist and turn it to This is wonderful We gotta tie. Oh. I don't even know who tell to get out of here. Al Borin And Papa Josh are tied with thirteen days off Okay So that so that doesn't even The falcon the falcon is f that has nine. No, because he hasn't even I know his is for the following year Yeah o Okay, so this is the rest of this year. Yeah, the rest of this year. Okay. All right, that's f. He does have his honeymoon sched for eleven business days off Man, we approved them all. Yeah. We approved the heck out of. This was for organization. This wasn't for shame. But you bring a question like this, we go shame. Oh that was that was a devious question. So let's take record second. Let's take the second part of this question, which makes I don't know where this comes from. Yeah place where you are loudly and publicly ridiculed for the tiniest mistake. Now that's the place I wouldn't want to work I don't. that's that sounds like a place where they get stuff done. Well, I guess if I was paid there, I would Right But not for free, No I here's you Light mode Light mode Yeah. Thank you for getting to the meat of this question. Dark mode, get at it guys. Wh look Bur whyy don't you just take the text and burn it into my retino weird so that I can see it for hours and hours and hours after I reading. Weird with your light mode. You have to understand the entire society has moved to a lightark all. No, no, no, no, no, no. I go with whatever platform says we had it I'm not all dark mode. I'm light during the day and dark during the night. We We had it all figured out And then some sort of millennial hipster shows up and they're like M I need the opposite of this though That's what you guys are. And then it'll be Ti can hip hitter Tad It'll be breakfast mode.ike, well why can I customize it? I need I want my font green. Like, no This is what it is. alien mode. Light mode is better. Light mode is better you normal regular is. So you have your showdock up right now. what mode is it? Oh, light mode for sure. I click the button dark mode out. Don't you love me? Well, thats love you. I'll defaults it to dark mode. I didn't know there was a tab. Welcome to lightight mode, showdock. Oh, you just turned at. It's so much better. Um, I will not answer this What is wrong with? I will not answer this question. I don't like personar knows. You' turnertain your night shift on at night too, baby ice? I will say this. Is it Sould I blue light? Can I deny some of these? Yeah turn go back in red would Okay, here's a new what, would you rather? Would you rather cancel? It's not my f would you rather? Would you rather cancel company days off? New Year's D Labor Day, Thanksgiving, or Christmas. Which two do you want to give? I like rather pans of Christmas or New Year's. I saw some kind of y or something that was done talking about how like closer you are to people The more that you make fun of them. Like groups that groups that make fun of each other are happier with each other. That's a fact And so I would much rather work in a place where you are loudly I publicly rated for tiny little things because That means love. That means you're close. That's love. because or you're working for an absolute monster. The real question is who's been made fun of the least here ' I'd be concerned. Oh, that's a great question. I'd be very coned. A we including programmers here? ' they don't really make the show often enough. No, they're more Um Uh so of the of the wall. I feel like is pretty dn fair. Yeah, we' we're it's we're equal opportunity self esteem destroyers. Yeah We should really We should get a leaderboard going for Don't you feel the most loved Al sometimes Sometimes I do. I wonder how they fair. Do you all think that you are the most ridiculed Be I wonder if that's how It comes across. I don't think I'm the most ridicleed. Okay. I want let's go to I think go to theucers Josh I feel the most. Let's go to the Ducers. I want I want to know genuinely from each of you who do each of you think is the most ridiculed Hey, Papa all think Papa Job? So does Papa Job. Okay. Okay, now by a show of hands pointing. From the Duceer's alley. Wh is the ugliest duucer? Oh yeah. Yeah. Oh get out G out of here Get out of here, Jeremy. You don't think that We've got Falcon pointing at Josh, Josh pointing at himself. Yeah and Al pointing at himself. Yeah, because he's just trying to get out of it I've been learning a lot. I think you're all three beautiful. Well, the falcon said they're not the doucers They're the seducers back there. The seducers. Thats what that's what the Falcon said. All right. That was the greatest question we've ever had to answer. It was great. And it got me so good. becausea I just this is a brand new system. just it. At the end of the day, my show dooc is now in light mode and that would not have happened withithout that this question We we got time for one more al Ag this be fault Let's do well. I assume you put that in there It was actually a lunch table discussion in mind. So Well, great job collaboration. We have the best team. I'm a little more concerned with that answer. We have the best team. That was a great question. Would you rather have a gravel and concrete backyard with zero plants? Okay, this will set the t. We're doing the draft. It'll set the table for the backyard. U, but I' we're going to give away picks Oh do want me skip this one now or is it safe? I thought it was safe, but if you want to go to a different one, there's some more think I think it's more of a thematic thing, Mike. I think it'll work. Would you rather have a gravel and concrete backyard So that's not lot ero plants but a pool in a lazy ri in middle. So it's like just dirt and pool o Or a lush green picturesque backyard with no patdy or pool. Oh, this is very easy for me. and I think that it will be very easy for everyone and I think we'll be on different sides. Pool pool for sure And it's not the pool. Yeah see, exactly not the pool. But it's easyer right It's easer decision. point you're just looking through your windows. I have becauseuse you can't go out there without a patdy or pool. I've had a yard That was I mean, it had like the default trrack home buildilder patio. So I had that. U, but then it just had pool And the other half of the yard was completely destroyed. right then you Did you use the pool in the summer? We Yes, I did. Okay. It's not great. No, I know it's not great. a patio But I guess I'm thinking I'm thinking in a situation you don't have a pato either. You can't go outside without the sun hitting your face. I had a backyard. You can't even have a cup of coffee without the sun hit. Okay. was just a reminder that when you're in your sun or when you're in the pool, The sun will be blasting. I know. I'm just thinking, if you don't have a pool and you don't have a patio, can you use your backyard at all Neither one of these Ariz are neither one of these are perfect, obviously, which is why the question exists. but I have had, if it's lush, I've got shade. I had a house where good nuance. We spent a lot of money in the backyard and we had this like lush we talked the landscape. We wanted to feel like we were at a resort. We had some palm trees. We had elevation like sunken fire pit Um a barbecue we just doing all the draft picks for the I mean, look, I what' in the bus or No would like we don't know what's in a backy I don't know. They've never been. and after we got this made, we never used it We just never went and sat outside in the backyard, but but when we had a different house that was basically what you're describing were backyard small, but we got a pool that just takes up the whole pool. We swam all the time. It was actually in the summer. It was actually used. I don't think Here you just want to I don't want to go sit under a nice tree. in my backyard. honestly if the trees you're describing I'm in a forest' describing a normal amount of happiness. No, but like if I was going to a cabin and I'm in a forest and I s outside in nature, that's different than just I've got a lush backyard I' I go sit in my backyard. Look how beautiful how beautiful can a backyard be? now you're just losing me, man. Yeah. You're losing me So you think you can have a beautiful enough backyard to just want to sit in it. Yeah. Really? What about presentation too? if you're having people over for dinner and they look you're looking out out lazy rivers barren land with some water some water, some water flowing in a river. No one's going think you compleompleted the job If you have a laserver in a pool and nothing else. But they're still going to want to get him out. They will I mean, a lazy river is possibly a pick today. It's February, Jason It's lazy You think you think I'm building the lazy river that I can only use afteral you have a third mortgage It's not cocoa actually. It's not water. that Arizona is a strange place because you need a pool. You have to have access to water in the summer. and yet H when you're when you're younger, it's different, but once you get you know, old enough to be crossetting and complain. a pool is really usable from about June till Maybe early September And then the rest of the time does it does come to mind just how much money I spend to maintain. Oh yees for the limited amount of use. A pool I've heard the phrase a pool is a lot like a boat Yeah you'd rather you just want to know someone who has one. Yeah opposed to having your own It's fair because but No, there's far more time here. So you guys are on different sides and I give me the I have now beenved to the picture in that in Arizona, there's no way you can live without a pool. so I will go Okay All right. We'll take a break. We'll come back with another use your pool , if you have been on our health ride with us, you know how easy it can be to have a great healthy Nutritious meal with factor and how difficult it can be on your own. 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Pay with that play along with us at home Each round, there are four things that have happened in the history of mankind Our job on this show is to put together those four items in the order that they actually happened. because We No. history Yeah, we do. That's one of the things we know. We know you know medals and we know history. Yeah and we know history so well. And so you listen here to know how to chronologically view it I have read round one. Yeah It's very We are in big trouble. So big trouble. Are we are we in big trouble? someome of these are I thought one of these was by the pyramid, I don't know. All right Round one guys, let's play. Let's go And by the way, one point for every event you have in the right slot. And then if you nail all four, you get a bonus point for five totals. So you get them all in the right order, you get a bonus point Um Round one The introduction of sliced bread Got it The introduction of Oreo cookies The introduction of McDonald's. and the introduction of Coca Cola. Classic extra cl I imagine is I imagine it is the original co. Yeah I'm not going to give you classic or not. just original invention of Coca Col. Now Round one. In order I have mine I know you guys are working on it, but so the introduction of sliced breread, Oreos, McDonalds and Coke in order We do need to lock in before we announce.'ll take turns announcing Oder is on My boogeie board is mine is really nots down to. And so since we're playing all these rounds, we'll just rotate who says it first. Okay, but we all have them locked in I will start with I think the Oh my gosh, I feel I feel dumb now already. I'm going to go we'll go real quick for everyone reminder U intntroduction of McDonalds Yeah, Oreos. sliced bread call it. I am going number one Coke, number two bread, number three McDonald's number four Oreos All right We have a difference of opinion I went number one Oh, Oh okay Oreos. Okaykay Th Bread Then McDonalds Okay, you keeping track of all this, Al? Yep I am put me down for bad I feel bad immediately. I am kind of in the I'm like between you guys. We're all starting Coca Cola. Oh boy. I think that was first Then I went Then I went sliced bread Oreo in McDonalds last. Oh, So me and you have the first two, and then we just flipped our last two. Yes, man. What is the true anser? like I got bread in McDonald's backwards. What's the answer in history here? You in fact did not get anything wrong, Mike and you got five points. Yes! Game over baby. It's done. Andy ended up getting only Coke right. so he got one point and gotot two points I some McDonald's and C order Read Mike's order because I hate him. Is Coca Cola Oreos, sliced bread, McDonald's. Yeah. And so that's we just had Oreos wrong. Go with your gut, everybody. I got bread. Bread was sliced. I got bread right Later than you think. Yes. I'm gonna give you the years because we had a comment last. You figured out how to slice something. That's what This should be seventeen hundreds. Yes. Coca Cola, eighteen eighty six. So we all got that right Oreos nineteen twelve. That's crazy. Sliced breread nineteen twenty eight. That's what McDonald's nineteen fifty five. Okay. So just got Oreos McDonalds was like in the fif It's not over. There's five rounds. Yeah.. There's plenty of time. but no, there's not. The nineteen twenty eight sliced breread is such a weird thing because the others are like Pies Whereas sliced bread is just doing something. It's like someone sliced bread, but you need the you need the machinery to do it I mean being like sold slicely. It kind of like bottled water. People used to bottle water, but they didn't sell bottled water until in like in a grocery store Wait so late. By the way, you can now ask for time off with Dark mode. It's done. U All right. We got it done Round number to give in. That was just a couple lines of code. Round two Here are the four things that happen. putut them in order The Game Boy was released Oh, this is going to be a mic special. I know. the Tetris was released. Oh I't know this Donkey Kong was released Pong was released. So we got a four video games special I need qualifier Oh my gosh. that Donkey Kong the arcade game Stand by Oh, Mike Mike knows this so well. I mean, I have mine based on I've got mine pretty sure. Yes, arrcade game. Okay Oh man. Oh that makes me That one is a problem for me too because my brain was going to basically like N not Atari but first first system Indo Kong Right And that's a different I wanted because everything else is a system. so but I guess All right, well, Mike gets to read them first. I feel pretty underwater here So just so it's Tetris, Donkey Kong, Game boy Pong I'm still filling out my order. You guys already have yours? We do. I do. But I mean, if you want to tell me yours, I totally would copy it I'm going I'm going to go with my Godut again. Gohead,' all we got I'm going pong DK Donkey Kong Tetris gameboy. That is what I have Pong Kong, Tetris G. I have Pong Kong Kong, Kong Game Boy Tetris Jason and Mike both got five points. the m in this game. Andy got two points. Oh man, don't lose. I thought Tetrers came out on Gameboy. It did, but they had to secure the rights for a game that already existed. Okay. All right. So we had Pong in seventy two Donkey Kong in eighty one, Tetris in eighty four, Game Boy in eighty nine. Oh, that's a big five hundredter. like fun is I had tattress and Donkey Kong reversed. until Mike asked Mike No, No, no. until I'm just kid. What Mike said It was it was Mike's do race the race. But it was once you said it was the arcade version because originally I was thinking like but it was arcade version of Kong But I but no you' strong wrong? I I had it Tetris and then Donkey Kong until I see I'll say this is the arcade version of Donkey Kong, which I assume came way before a concert. So I have some coming back to doing wee battle. We got Mike with ten points, Jason with seven, Andy with three ten, seven, three. We still got time. This is why five rounds works. But I'm going to lose. All right, round three. Oh my gosh. the debut. of Star Trek I'm try a new strategy here.. Number two, the Beatles first appear on the Ed Sullivan show Number three, the opening of Disneyland. And number four Hawaii becoming a state I've got My strategy has failed me. Because these items, these these events are very close together One of them's not So this is u Man. Oh man, this is tough. I'm gonna go man, I think I'm not first so I'm gonna just go right him. I guess I'm first, right? But just I'm not locked. N I I wish I knew into one of these. All right, I got my list and this is where I got to make up some hay, man. This is this is wide open. But I am frightened. How you doing Mike? Are you A you locked? No I have my list. I'm locked and it is This feels like very shameful to be in American you're two for two so far on the five points. So Jason, you get to read your locked lists first lucky guy. Dude the the Hawaiian becoming Hawaia Hawaii is everything It is and I feel like You want to say that that was forever ago, but I know it was the it was the fiftieth, right? or was it Alaska? I don't know We were forty eight. Don't compound. it is Um goo ahead. I right it Read it. I know Disneyland is first because they've celebrated a hundred years. The number one then I'm go to Hawai Then I'm going Trek, then I'm going Beatles I don't like when part of you reading your list is proving why I'm wrong in some of my lists. right. I will say I have nothing to do with Jason's list. I have Hawaii first, Disney two, Star Trek three Beatles four. I went Hawaii Disney Beatles Star Trek. So me and you're similar. The Disneyland is not a hundred years old I can't celebrate there. They're in like seenty years. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. All right Maybe you're wrong, Maybe we're wrong, Mike Andy Fishes the round. with zero points. Oh no. Oh no. that me why st not first Jason and Mike both got two points.. They just got them in different. Okay. Okay. Okay, well no, we'll take that. We'll take that. Uutter D disaster I' removing Dark mode from the employee portal. What is just a couple rides ago you order The correct order is Disney L Thank you. nineteen fifty five Didn't celebrate a hundred. Hawaii yet Hawaii became the fiftieth state in nineteen fifty nine. That's so insane The Beatles Disney' first year. fifty five, fifty five. So I just had Trek and beatles backwards Okay. and I had Disney Hawaii backwards. Beatles nineteen sixty four. on the Ed Sullivan Sh and Star Trek debuted in nineteen sixty six. So. I knew that Hawaii was my buger. My strategy was to write the decades next to him and like all my decades were right and my order was completely wrong This one was the tightest one of all of them as far as the grouping. sting it. So I am nextxt one, you're gonna have a lot more breathing room. I don't care. I'm done. Well, you gotta just hope that Mike and I know nothing about history. Round. And the problem is we you must know it. Oh history. So what is it like one hundred to seventy five to two? any of people's game. Okay. It's Mike with twelve, Jason with nine and Andy with three It was so cruel the way that you said Andy has got. And then I thought you werere going to say H. I loved it. Yeah. Well done. Round number four, Columbus saals to the Americas Okay Oh man, isn't there a song where I no no but we're not gonna wait what are the lyrics? Oh my gosh U so Columbus Sales to the Americas. Number two is the signing of the Magna Carda. Dude, I just read all four of these. This is a pure guess from me. I'm like if you put these in a hopper, just I should write it down the order I'm reading. I don't even know. And the Magna Carta, we all know what that is Jason, but It's an important document Number three, the invention of the printing press. Okay U that was Gutenberg, right? And number fifty four, Steve Gutenberg. Yes, Jobs Gutenberg I number for the painting of the Mona Le This is unfair. is Wild Wild. So Columbus sales The Ocean Blue and something too. Oh I need I need the first three digits U Pf ' be a shame if you didn't know Okay, so the invention of the printing press, obviously Well, I guess. So he's really working at it. I know seventeen seventy six is the year that America was formed and Columbus came obviously well before that. So I've got a little bit of a barometer. any time before that An time from aozero to seventeen seventy five. Well two. He knows there's a two R anywere Ye two, right Becauseuse it could have been Glamus sailed the ocean Blue in zero zero zero two. rightight? Like ye, could be. It could be go. This is Rdolous. It's not easy for us either, Jase. Oh man. Man, man, man I've got mine locked, but man, they're not good This is where I'm going I'm telling you guys, I'm going to get four for four here. Oh, you willait you will No H. Be, whoo's the first one? me? Yeah I believe that's good. Yeah, yeah, you're you're up. Okay. I have one list I'm lock. U I've got Magna Carta one, Columbus two press three monona four. I'm going wait say that again. Magna Carta one printing press or sorry Columbus two Printing press three, Mona Lisa four Are you the complete opposite I am I have no matches. Oh good. I'm Columbus. It's my best chance at coming back. Columbus. Yeah, Magna Carta Mota Lisa printing press I'm so we're going to get some different points here I'm starting with Columbus as well. Okaykay Th I'm going printing press. then the Magna Carta. then Mona Lisa So owl. This is how emarrassing. Dude, I think Manda Carta was first Magna Carta was first. buy a lot. buy It's twelve ten or twelve So I didid you just Google that? Oh, yeah after after I saw. I mean, I was just like I let me tell you what I Googled. Okay. What is the Magna Carta? thought I know I know the fifteen hundred my process just so everyone knows crap is I thought this is an American document sign. No. it's got to be African.'s not an American document. It's clearly not a What is the magnet cardter It does have I never figured that out. It has some foundations of democracy So wait, so I a national rooyal Charter of Rights agreed to by Qing JZong. You didn't know first didid you No, I didn't know. I two two what was number two C Lumba got to be too. Number two was the invention of the printing press. Oh, no. is that four tim No By Gutenberg. Yeah. So I'm giving you a half point for that. Oh Andy got I got zero then. Andy got two and a half points. Okay. Mike got zero points. So Jason got two points. Yeah got a half point. So I'm a point away from Mike, baby That's right. twelve, eleven. five, that's right el Mike with eleven, J with eleven. And last rs were at double, right How did that happen You had I got two and you got no points. so you have zero. It was twelve to nine. I I score two. So I still have the same amount you had before. Okay Yeah. I didn't But this is double double points for the fun of it No, yes, notot this one. I'm toast. Yeah. it's this why don't you just Do your silly little thing. Mike and Ies. Let me submit this into grown up. let me submit this as an actual rule for the next time. Okay. If you go over for four, there should be a penalty If you if you want to do that minus one All right, round five, so you have four and a half points. Well, no, next time. All right, guys I'm aware I' that. error Aagna Carter for the win Uh round five, Sputnik Oh, actually real quick Because again, I got I got some notes last time. People want to hear the correct answers and the years. So Okay. real quick, Magna Carta was twelve fifteen. M. Printing press fourteen forty Columbus sailed the ocean Blue in the year of fourteen ninety two. I knew it it did. Andere's my half point The painting of the Mona Lisa was fifteen o three Yeah I had that very wrong. All right, round five. The launch of Sputnan the Russian satellite satellite. Thank you for telling me what that was because I did not know. Number two, it was the first satellite to go to space. MLKs, I had a dream speech. okay That was a very famous P Chason, Martin Luther King Jior for civil rights That one I'm aware of. Number three, the first cell phone was made. Those are those pocket devices. They used to have cord. The first cell phone call was made First cell phone call, thank you. And number four Sesame Street. no way. That is the baby shop. No way That's going to be the problem for me is the sesame Street. No way How is Sesame Street in this list? Yeah. no. Well, I have my list, but Mike is the one that has to go first You're afid Well, I haven't written anything down That's fine Why don't you just? I've got three of the four. I feel confident in three of the four, but I don't know where in the world to put sesame street. I feel like it's I mean, just a It feels like it I' got ever winning. It feels like I feel like Sesimistry hass been around longer than we think Of course, that's the whole, I think that's the trick here of the game. It feels like Sesame Street came after all those things. For sure. Probably didn't Um But then again, cell phone first real cell phone could have been a long time earlier too. Yeah first. Yeah, the first one is there's probably hs B for sure' the size of a car. I am struggling here, man Um Hold on, I gotta figure out the fourth one like put in here. my order. I just squeezed right Squeeze some items between other ones. Okay. No, go ahead, There's no way All right, Mike you got answer now, man What happened first, Mike I feel like we're I'm praying Sesame Street was first. That's when I'm putting. I put first I put it first because I have no idea what I feel like I'm in a trap. All? I'm going Sesame Street, Sputnik, cell phone, MLK. Wow, my order is completely different. Jason. I'm going Sputnik, MLK, Sesame Street cell phone. the same as Jason. Smart man Mike. zero point. Yeah I. Jason and Andy Five point. Yeah. Yeah Okay Bed Sputnik in fifty seven. Yeah. NLK speech in sixty three Sesame Street in sixty nine The first cell phone call seventy three. You got I felt like it was a trap Yeah and that like The already that may that's the most to me into third. That's why is that' the most logical was order that you just read. like of course that's it, but I had written down the decades and the event of the other three I knew name was the cell phone, but then I It was like, where's Sesame Street? So I just jammed it and jammed it and I was like, it can't be last one. I think Jason won. Yeah. Jason ended with sixteen, Mike with twelve, Andy with ten and a half. Who won last time I don't know. I think I'll let you I think Mike. I think Jason Oh was you was me I remember me You remember the winds? No mystery. No mystery You probably did, which is I mean, I don't want you take this wrong way. I would expect you to be the biggest loser here. Thank because you were like It has a two in it. Yeah So it's a bit of a trick. but I got half point. I I got tricked there. I tryed to now trick the trick. I should have just answered it for real life. 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I hate when you turn the lights off. I love the light on. Yes, He loves the light on. He likes light mode in real life. IRL light mode. Yes. Everybody else in the office, you notice, willll just leave the lights off because our screens are already lit That's the philosophy behind it. You get dark mode at night. You either have your face lit up by all white Or you have just the letters list that episode of Game of Thrones, like the huge fight north of the wall whereere no one could see nothing. You guys love that. So you guys thought that was the best episode ever One amazing ingenuity on the argument. Spectacular reference to the one time that we didn't like Dark mode. I agree What are you doing with your TVs? eighty three percent says the whole story And I have to we're a two all three of us own this company. It's And we have a pretty standard rule. If it's not something of an insane consequence, two thirds wins it. Yeah. So these two guys, I had to change our whole entire. this is your employee portal, right This is where you guys submit your days off, of which we've approved one hundred percent because we're really awesome. Now There's another whole part of this website where I keep track of the employees's information, we have stats and our data and documents. We're talking about a robust site It was all dark moment when I made it buddy I guess what I had to do. Yeah. You had f whole stupid thing tolight mode For thank you. For grandma and grandma over here. original. I guarantee you if you pull grandparents ' they like mode for one hundred percent of it, they won't know what that means. That's true. Our original fantasy foootball's website was originally in dark mode and we had to change it because it wasn't good No, Broadway wasn't good. Yeah Baby and went to light mode I'm pretty sure people can read it. I'm pretty sure we were a pretty good success with that dark mode. ever since we changed, we really plateauing. I'm being serious when things are like, if it's the black screen and the white font, it burns. likeike I can h it. I can just blink and I can see the entire paragraph. But that's a you problem It is it's an us problem. But I mean, like there's if you get a Kindle and you're reading a Kindle at night, most people are throwing that onto the inverted mode because it's less ice string It's less it's less invague. But if you get a book print it on light mode page. Yeah you want to know why? Because makes sense. You have to have a light behind you to light it up. if they could have paper and print white text they would never do that. No. It would be all of ink. No, no, sayirport. No, no, That'sost of goods I'm saying if If it costs the same H we thought about not dying the whole page black. We will save million. got think. We gott to move on real quick. I'm going to set the record straight. Last time we did we we know history. We got to set the record straight Yeah. I said I was the one It was a mic It was a tie between Jason and Mike. We didn't have a tie brereaker. So it ended eight, eight six last year. I lost it did way back. Really all you did was highlight him last twice. That is correct. So I doesn't know history Well, it's called We know History.. Mike and I We know history and which color mode you should use All right so I'm. Yeah, we are drafting, by the way, build the perfect backyard. You're you're picking four items for your perfect backyard I love this because it's going to be very subjective. It's going to be very Everybody has different things that they think are important. and honestly, differentere parts of the country probably care about different things more. Like out here We've talked about some things that are very important. But Mike Go ahead. Yes. and we had the question where I was saying, if you have only one or the other I'm going to go against the pool. But because I will have multiple things, I will be draftingool Of coursen pool I get other stuff. Yeah. that's That's the rle is. But it's it's the most important. It is the most important here It is not the way across the United States by any stretch. I mean Most places do not, it's not very common to have a pool. And that's why community pools and country clubs and stuff are more or YMCA, whatever. you go you pools I get it. So the pool Number one pick. it makes sense. Jason, you are up. The pool is a fantastic ultimate pool ultimate pool. Yeah, because honestly pools aren't all the same. a play pool versus a play like a diving pool with a grotto and a waterfall. like come on ' dra in all kinds of pools. Yeah. Yeah. Just think like, you know that cool stuff you like in a pool? It's in you got in the ultimate pool ultimate pool. That's what I drafted. That's not a thing. You don't go sir, would you like to order ool or are you more in the mood for an ultimate pool? When you go to Jack in the box, do you order a cheeseburger? or do you get an ultimate cheeseburger? Or you get a draft kit or or an ultimate draft kit? Yeah, ye. No, Ultimate pool stands. I like that. obviously Elier you brought up the fact that you can't use at half the year. Right So I will get something that I actually use far more than. Yeah It is an ultimate hot. I am in That son of a old man, Mike. Yeah ot hot tub is so much more valuable. I have a pool and a hot tub attached and I don't ever go in the pool. I go in hot hot tubs and year round because I don't need guess if If it's hot Oh, I don't I don't care. I don't need it. I don't need hot I still have the jets on my cool water. I was gonna to take hot du. Oh man. but I didn't think I didnn't even cross my mind to take the ultimate hot du. Yeah I mean, me either until hearing about all these ultimate draft kids. I'm not going to stoop to those levels, but I will say my first pick is going to be the ultimate grill. Oh the ultimate the ultimate grill. Oh grill. It's got a flat top. It's got gas. It's plumbed This ain't no propane tank It has got it all, boys. My backyard is What is the ultimate backyard I've got the ultimate grill Obviously. And here we are We've got another like everything has to be the ultimate. I know. I'm looking at things on my list. be I want you to know it's like a really good version. It's not the bad version. It's not a cheap version of it. It's the ultimate. Okay, I'm I'm going to follow up the Ultimate Gll was something that we use so much. And I think If I use it so much in Arizona and love it so much. Most parts of the country are going to use it even more I'm gonna take the ultimate fire pit. Oh yeah. takeake. And this is no run of the mid. Oh no, this a top cheer. This is the kind that's got the real good fire in it And the chairs are so comfortable And my goodness do they have cup holders? The ultimate fire pit. I wouldn't even believe how many cup holders we We are going hardcore ultimate here All right, I'm I feel good with this. I had third and fourth pick. I feel good. Yeah, is all right, but you really left me something great Because in the ultimate version of this, the fences are high, the LEDs are bright. and I've got multiple sports I can do on my ultimate sport court. Okay. That's backyard. I mean great pick. If I had to pick only one, it would have been basketball, evenven though I love pickleball more, but I can do all of them. I mean, is's just a regular s it's an ultimate sports court. C can't do sball No, I can't do simp, but I can do regular volleyball Bust up their knees shez U All right, it's back to Mike and we are really building some ultimate backyard. I like he already put the ultimate prefix in for the rest of our picks in the That's very ally presumptive of you. I mean Probably right. We might draft the better than ultimate items Ultimateter. Yeah. Mike, you have a you have the ultimate pool so I got the pool Jason's got a hot tub and a sport court I've got grill and fire pit. If I'm in The only thing that's going to make an Arizona knight. in the ultimate pool is I'm watching a movie I on my ultimate outdoor projector movie show I don't know what you want to call it So you're watching a movie, an outdoor mo movie or sports. So you're just invasive to the neighbors just blasting the well I mean, it's an ultimate backyard. It's pretty big. So is that technically you get the screen in the projector then Yeah. You get aultble ultimate. ultimate. Yes. Of course you just maybe draft a screen Oh That's ridiculous. I mean you have tims in row And then the only thing that's going to get me out we not whatever. screw it. The only thing that's getting me out of the pool is to Take a quick trip to my ultimate bar. My ultimate Tiki bar. Ladies gentle ulimateiki bar is nice. It's got to be themed. It's only top shelf Yeah, There's no plastic bottles. Imagine having a bar outdoor when you could have a tiki bar. Oh yeah. you want I mean, theyer would There's torches. Yeah. There's Dl whip. I don't know, man. Disney Disney Disney ruined the Tiki bar for me. just. What do you mean? because they you can't do itkk That not the Tiki bar You you say the tiki bar and now that's in my head. and I wantan to kill myself. You haven't been to enough good Tiki bars then. I haven't been I've been to the Tikiar. You've been to a lot Oh okay. Oh tik theme bars are everywhere. It's always a good time. It's it's especially good if you want to get all the diseases of your friends because you're like rightight. You're like, give us this bring the bring the bowl out and four straws and you're like Kiss each other Let's be wild All right, I'm up R. I'm going look, this has been the to skip a pick. No, no, this is this is too good. I can't believe it's left here for me. Um, I've got my sports court, which takes care of volleyball Takes care of basketball. You big volleball guy, football. You big you play a lot of volleyball, Jay. My kids might. Y kids might. My kids might. They won't. Good resale value though. So you know Let's just say know A it Cool We're playing volleball. Well, sure. I mean, just cool If you had taken ultimate sandbox, you could have played Yes Um I don't know if there's anltimate version of this, which is kind of sad. Just having one is its own nice version. It' a nice but I'll take the ultimate version. Don't get me wrong I'm gonna to take the ultimate putting grein because there you All right. now you gotta twice taking my next pick. Practice the putting, which, you know, cuts the strokes off Now how often you use yours? You've had one for. How's your putting game, Jay? My putting game is getting better Um It's Got room for improvement I do have a putting green in my backyard And I have never once used it Not one single time in Well it's because you have a regularor So ye if you you have meaning that ultimate Honest. Okay, so actually you're not you're genuinely not wrong The reason I don't use it is because it is not ultimate enough. It It's flat astrooph and I feel like it's not going It's not going to play like a course. It's just like if it was like an ultimate like, you know, want to give it a shine, you might want to give it a run. Yeah, maybe My back you've taken both of my picks and I don't like you. My first pick here going to be one of the best pick, Sott. Oh wow U and it was on the tip of my tongue until I kind of lost it. It's the ultimate sauna Oh. That an ultimate sign in my backyard. Yes. Okay. I' all about that. Which in some ways, just walking outdoors in Arizona is sort of ultimate. It's a dry sonest. So yours have some steam then? You throw water on the rock? Yeah, of course. That's the ultimate Did you just say is yours are dry so you can throw away I'm saying Arizona is a dry sauna. Oh. you walk outside, you're in a dry sauna. So in his sauna He could throw water on the rocks, have it be like a steam room No it's the ultimate version. It is. It is a great, but you're very boxed off from the What's going on out there? Yeah. I mean, because you want t legs. Honestly, youre you're not really. I mean, a lot of glass ultimate saunas are glass You can see everything. You can see and they can see you sweating your buns off. My final pick because I can't have a putting green, which I really wanted and Jason made a great pick with that one I'm gonna give it up to the kids because frankly, there's just nothing more You know, normally when you buy kids something It's popular, it gets used, and then it's forgotten That's like the ninety five percent of what you buy children a waste of your money The one item that I've ever bought my kids that has been used for all of eternity, no matter how old they've gotten And obviously, in my backyard I'll have the ultimate one. It's the ultimate trampoline. Yeah. I'm Yeah yeah yeah. I have to give it up We can get on it as adults and have a good time, but for the kids, They just don't get bored of the trampoline. So I'm going ultimately It bounces It bounces higher. Even when there's probably a basketball hoop in it when they're older, like when my kids became teenagers. just became the place to go sit with friends. They would just go out sit on the trampoline because it's got the net around them feels like they're like secluded It like a new version of the treehouse now. Yeah, basically. Have you guys so ultimate though? I don't even know to call it other than the ultimate trampoline, but have you been on a true like a higher level gymnast type of trampoline. So we have this I've seen them. We haven't Well we have an indoor play place here in Arizona called KTR. Oh, that's called the ankle Breaker. and I know, look I grew up with a trampoline I I'm a regular. I know what they do. Holy Rp No, no, no, no, your outdoor trampoline does not get anywhere close to this This trpling, you can you're like an outdoor one, you're like if I'm jumping up. Six feet. you're like, I'm very llying. Yes. Not on this thing. You know, theseese trampoles you're likeike you can