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don' What happens when three buffoons give life advice, explore unrealistic situations, and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve? It's the Spit Ballers podcast with Andy Mike and Jason. Jason, we talked about this. Yes, we did,. We talk did talk about it. We talked about it, and that's why it happened. That wasn't even a cough. It was clearing my throat. As you need to do, sir So Jason start to the show is sabotage the scat yet again and then J just a flying elbow off the top ropes on a guy who's sick. Yeah. If we're off to a good start mike, you're right. You are correct. Andy, how are you feeling today I feel better than my voice sounds. Oh, that's great news because it doesn sound like you're feel I feel good but my voice feels bad We are here with a new episode that you guys will talk so much during. We'll carry. We' carry. We power through. you know, this is one of those u situations where the people demand newew episodes they're like, man, I need another one of these. And so we're here We are here. now. Hey This is what you ask for. Yeah. you ask for this. This is what you demanded. Remember that. Look at yourself in the mirror say, man, but push too hard I feel fine I'm not actually about to die even though it sounds like maybe this is my last couple words on the earth Um, We've got, would you rather The Man of the people today. Ooh, that's fun. And we are drafting the worst places to be known by name. I I'm very excited for the show. and just totally unrelated Andy, are like are your affairs in order Unrelated. Yeah. Yeah Yeah. Just your like your last, you know, your will and I'm testament. all that stuff. I just want to make sure that it's all Up to date for no reason. It's funny because if the situation was reversed, if it was Jason And because I'm the next scat think Jason might prefer death to doing the scat. So well he doesn't do it anymore That's true. I find ways out. When when's the last real Jason Scad I mean, we're talking How much months ago? I think it was the last time around, but no, it because we gave one up. We had don't Yeah. That was great. It's been months. I love it. It will continue to be months, Mike. W Have the people lost respect for Jason, you think? I don't think they l what you never have. What his dad may never die. All right, here we go You rather All right Darth Darfy from the website. Okay wantants to give me a fun name to pronounce. Would you rather be able to use your middle finger and pointer fingers as scissors Like legit. Yeah, no they work. I do with the amount of Amazon packages and stuff. Okay or use your pooin or finger as a writing utensil is Is it strange that I mean, look, I've thought about you like write on a tablet. So it's I've had the thought process of, o, what if you could write with your finger I have never in all my years on this earth thought about using actually using them as scissors. You know like you'll panta mind, but I've never gone through the thought process of like What if I could actually with fers I assume you wouldn't be like a danger. It would be awesome danger your. No, it has to be foolproof. like when you wantan to use it a. It's kids scissors Its kids. the real question here is can I open a package security pack? Like I get something one of those plastic hanging things from a retail store that you can't get into and even with most powerful scissors in the world. Can I snip a zip tie be able to die, that's easy Okay. If you could snip a zip tie then you're you're good to go The security package I don't know. that's a regular scissors Regular are those things? You get injured. wayay back in the day, I used to be a manager at at a Best Buy and the We had over the course of a year, probably four or five He was the head of Cassette Sales. h We had four or five real like medical problems and one hundred percent of them was workers customer service line cutting themselves not with scissors, but with the packages. like you all because they're so sharp Once you put those packages and you try to pull them apart you make one little mistake and it's like Game over me'. Hand is sliced indeed Here's here's um Here's something interesting I learned yesterday I went to the doctor's office to take my son And they had, yeah, your son and needed to go to the doctor I mean, I did, but that's funny They handed me Like I'm I'm just not used to this. A lot of places have like electronic registration and stuff where you fill out the forms hand. Yeah. they hand me Just too many papers to fill out. And he's already been at this office with old school paper. They didn't give you a tablet. No, no This is a clipboard four sheets front and back Front and back four sheets. That's a cheat, rightight and they He's been here before But it's a new system So they need all this information. Import it over. donon't make me do your work. So I'm just I also get a tablet. I'm just telling you the new system was paper? Yes. ye.. We upgraded paper. Yeah, It's a new system. We actually downgraded. We went back a couple of years. What's crazy though is how impatient I got writing. becausecause I was filling out these forms. I don't I just realiz I don't write a lot because'm I'm looking at this question with the pointer finger and needing a pin a pin. I don't I find that my problem with writing is convenience of finding a pin. So I don't think that's very practical. but I was so impatient. I felt so annoyed that I had to write. Yeah, I mean, and that used to be normal How often do you really use a pen. It's funny because the comparison between If you look back like tenen years ago Certainly twenty years ago How often you needed a writing utensil versus how often you needed scissors was three hundred to one. You needed a writing utensil all day every day, nonstop. Yeah, peoplee carried them around with them. Yeah, the p protectors But now it's like I use Sissors is the best buy manager. I use scissors wayay more than I use physical writing utens And they scissors for what it's worth. They do They are manufactured to disintegrate. Like you don't know where they are. Like you buy them Oh yeah, like as in like Thanos snapped off Yes gets Yeah like so yeah about this. Oh yeah. likeike I buy a pack of five or six scissors every month. to disappear in my home. I have the solution for you And I have done this. Do you changeself Do change for the wall? That will never work. That will still disappear. The gas station bathroom key. you just you attach a giant thing to it. It's still missing from the end though. I have done this twice in my life. These are this is a true story. I've done this twice in my life. The first time was a joke The second time was just an answer. Long ago, several years ago We had Big, big time problems in our morning routine. Every single morning, there would be a fight, a yelling match, getting ready for school because we couldn't find hairbrushes We have hairbrushes. but They're gone. They just disappear. We're like, no, I know we ha' There was one and there's everyone brushed. And so what I did This time as a joke was I went and I bought every single hairbrush that Amazon sells. and I had them show up in individual packages for about a week And we never I mean, you could open any drawer in the house and there is a That's how many you have now. That's how well we're down we're we're need re They had disappeared. But I had the same experience moreore recently with scissors it was like I hid scissors. I personally put two pairs of scissors. Yeah in the third drawer down. The third drawer down where people don't use they don look at that. they disappeared. I'm like, how? Yeah. So I did it know where they're at. I just bought Oh bought fifty scissors man. Oh good. I bought the bulk package scissors. I bought different types and just Fooded my house with scissors I am not joking this was yesterday. I could not find a pair of scissors. They disagree And if I could use my hand. Yeah cut. We're all on team scissors here. Oh, we're on team scissors. I do Two points of like I thought it was going to be, you know, I bet it goes up with your ratio of children then I thought about this office and it's like The scissors that I normally have by my workstation. haveave frequently been just some where my scissors are gone. I don't know did I take them? Did someone else take them Uh, But then Jason I had the realization O hands become scissors Yeah, you don' made your way there. How long until you just wake up and your hand is gone? It's gonna happen because it's the rule of scissors. The universe says scissors must vanish at some point. So you'll wake up without a hand. That's why big scissors can manufacture and sell so many scissors Theoretically. Is there a man just sneaking?as anybodying? Anybody ever had a p pair of scisses that's like we went bad. they all they like they dont I had to sharpen these because I use them they didn't disappear. they would they would never have to sell more scissors. So there's something they're doing. Yeah, they That is someomebody comes into your house and like a santa scissor claw our pants gnomes. No're here for your scissors. No one listening is like, Ohh, I've had these scissors for twenty years... It was a family air.. No, you don't No you didn't. All right, we're on team sccissors. Yeah. I mean, that would just be awesome. Yeah, that's pretty cool now need to cut that just to be realistic here. Okaykay. Oh, does it make the sound too? Well, it's got a. I mean, they're scissors. But the thing is is let's be realistic careful reingers were Scissors. You replaced them and they and they were sharp Nice quality sccissors but you only had your actual finger strength Mm. Instead instead of hand strength, R? Oh Yeahah. Like security got a piece of paper happen. I got a piece paper but I can't use these scissors for anything. I mean depends on how sharp they are. Wren't you be able to like, couldn't you work out that motion? Yeah, you could work out that. stronger? Yeah, for sure But you're going to start at your construction paper. Yeah, for sure is you're like I'm working out Noah from the website Would you rather increase the strength in one of your arms twenty five percent or increase the strength in one of your legs by fifty percent. Now I just this morning. I showed this cy justust this morning, I showed Jason The video of a gentleman Dare I say a crazy gentlem on Instagram. Dare you say a monster. A monster he this one trap guy? This' just one trap guy. Okay. There's there's a gentleman on Instagram that has worked out one trap two hundred days. And he looks like he is Qasimoto And your trad is like your neck muscle. Yes. So he has one huge. trap muscle and one completely atted scrawny trap and he looks like preacure from the Black Lagoon And the saddest part is that the one trap is amazing. One trap looks so good. L like if you held up a sheet of paper in front of your face that they covered a map way be like, that's a handsome dude. And then you take that sheet down and you go Yeah Yeahah. so The idea of having like one leg or one arm way way stronger and the benefits of that. I mean, why do you need one leg stronger? There's no benefit to one. Well you're you're getting one limb stronger Yeah, but I mean no matter what, fifty percent stronger leg, one of them only Unless I play soccer I feel like basketball Makes sense like you'd d your left Yeah, you know, if I'm trying to dunk right I would always be jumping off my left leg And so if that's way stronger, I can I can do a jump better. If I was doing a high jump, great. That makes sense. outside of those cases that I'm not going to be using. notot going to be Duncan anymore Um There are a lot of things where having a stronger single arm. I mean we already right now, we have a dominant arm. We've got a stronger arm for sure. giveive me that arm just Stronger how much of a disparity do you have? likeike if you do curls because I'll do curls And my left arm is just notot as strong as my right arm, but is it a big disparity for you It' it's not a huge disparity for me. I mean, certainly my right is stronger than my left, but I'm also kind of ambidextrouous. I'm left handed. I mean, I think I think I'm a little closer. the strength is quite close. Like if you're doing actual workout, you know at at a high weight for that exercise. It's like I can get feel like two reps short. Yeah. two rep short that's exactly where I was going to get there. is like when you get to eight or whatever on your left arm, you're like, o, this was easier with the right arm And that's just from using your dominant arm in general. I think so. Okay Um so we're all going arms though, likeike I'm pretty interested in the leg. A are you? Yeah. I mean be your favorite use case, kicking. people kicking people Would you swim in a circle O, that's a good point. Oh, like if you're just trying to swim straight if you're trying to swim straight well not here when you're running Are you are you running in a in a slightlyed to the rights? I don't think it's our strength that causes direction I'm just guessing I don't think so Yeah, that would be more like a longer or shorter leg orr aot if your foot but muscles are involved in all of the running. If one leg is that that's fifty percent stronger than the other leg. But you control your muscles. If you want to run straight but your natural gait If you're not thinking about it, I bet you're peering over to the right or kick in doors better. Yes, That's what I'm saying But like kids say you I do a lot. Y. I' getting back to swimming. only people I saved from that fire 'cause I kicking down doors if you were to have one flipper on You know what I mean? Like like You have a flipper on your right foot How hard would that be to just swim straight? You'd have to really overc compompensate with your arms. I don't think you could swim straight impmpossible. I agree. If you only had one flip run, I think you could. No What a great conversation. Spencer from Patreon. wouldould you rather hear everybody else at two times Oh it like two times speed? Is that what the and you speak at half speed or hear everyone else at half speed and you speak at two timees speed You'd sound a lot smarter than everyone If you're the I just like to be able to speak at all. Yeah, then that is fair. there It it reminds me of the monsters who listen to podcasts at extxtra speed. there's a lot of people and I'm like very common. I get the efficiency I want to get as much information in the limit amount of time, but So much of the conversation is lost by all the pacing of everything And nuance. exactly. It's like nuance is totally going. Why not just have AI read it all? Right? Like if you don't hear a conversational speech, that's why I can't People watch TV shows that way I just want I just I just found out that u That is a crime. One of the people that is a writer for our fantasy footballers We'll watch Survivor episodes at one point two fine. Okayv S survivor. That' fine sense. That's fine. Good Lord. Yeah, we got to get this thing. is an hour and a half episode. comeome on I'd watch that thing Yeah that five X. That makes complete sense. Yeah, I would skip to the end. maybe just look online. Who was voted out? Right? Watched it That's that's how I would approach survivor Well done. I Sometimes I feel like I speak too fast to begin with I don't think I want to be at two X But if you're half speed, you do seem Unintelligent. I feel like Mike would really ennjoy everyone else being at two time speed because You get those conversations over get it over with. Yeah. Yeah, there that would be a perk J like, I don't have to listen to you for as long as I usually used to and if I'm speaking if I speak at half speed compared to them They're not going to want to be in this conversation anymore than I'm going to This is going to work out real well. No I didn't think about it this way, Jerry, but you nailed it Perfect. Are you on, what team are you on I'm really not sure. it's it's entertaining. Like I've listened to podcasts on both methods S it is? Yeah, on slower because it's entertaining. Oh right because everyone they are. Yes, they they are Struggling. Y do it right now. thoughtots and So it kind of sounds I like you by way. But you're But you're weird And I don't know if that would Be entertaining long term or just purely annoying I think I would I think I would rather speak in half. Do you have speak? I would listen to everyonese spe.. I think I'm the opposite because I think I would get impatient with my own Beats. Oh, you would, but you could controll. You just not talk. That's true. Say how your words. You're right. All right we'll take a break. We'll do some M of the people. Man of the people Hey, how's it going We're back Still sounds the same. We're gonna play some man of the people I do it I want to I want to break in real quick and ask because I'm the current man of the people by the way. Oh congratulations. I just saw this. You you're just learning. you know, we on the spitballers you know, these are are people Sitwads out there. we peel back the curtain. We have You know, we don't put up any walls here And so I just say right before recording the show We had a conversation of like, we're sitting down. And Andy was like, you know, we're like, we could we could still record this one tomorrow. Should we push it today? But we were all here. The set was ready. We were ready to go And so I just want to revisit that and see Andy, now that we're halfway through the episode. Okay. What do you think about your decision to say, let's just press? Press forward It's not been great. It's not been great. I u tired I realize it's a lot of work to speak with words. Right. But I have no guarantee that tomorrow's any better. So let's just that is is That's fair. We'll revisit tomorrow and see if So man of the people U, this is a game we play And Al Borlland runs it. He has he's gone out. he's hit the streets. he's surveyed thousandousands of real people And And that's the game we're playing I think it's a hundred Yeah, it's a hundred. And so we're all gonna to buzz in. But over many questions. may that's how many people And we have what like three top answers, five, something like that. Yeah. So there's three points six answers are on the board. Thank you. That's right. Three points if you get N one. Got it two points if you get the second answer, one point for any other correct answer. We're doing seven rounds and the last round is worth double the points. You know how? Yes, sir, your voice has never sounded so good You just it's it is a delight to have youared to I left I left so much room for you guys to jump in and explain that game and no one did anything. I started No one did anything. I did exactly what I wanted to do. And I jumped in and explained the rules. Oh you're great. All right All right, Owl. All right. let's go Round one Name something about Winnie the Poo that is different from real bears He wears clothes. Where's a shirt is the number two answer. Oh number two Oh no! He speak. Oh, that's clearly the number one answer. He can talk is the number one answer. Yeah. I've figured it out. Oh, man, okay, he walks on two legs always. Bipedal. That is not on the board. Oh that is I am shocked The other answers were his color he has a phhysical honey jar He is has human friends And he is kind and gentle. Who gave who answer any questions gentle unlike real bears. Yeah. He real bears only walks on two legs. Real bears can stand on. Yeah, they can' no, but they don't only stand on two legs. You don't they don't just walk around. You know, the best part about this game is you can take it up with the people. I didn't come up with. I just love the Someone answered Who's got he's got his own honey jar? That's so weird., I've never seen a bear with a honey jar. All all the weird things about poo. You know what to a bear? Well what's funny about Winnyie Poo is he doesn't always have a honey jar But he always is walking on two legs peopleople zero point. All right we got Andy with three points, Mike with two points, Jason with a dud We are going in round two. Besides jewelry Name something a person might wear around their neck Oh besides jewelry But you buzzed in De dud Wear around a tie? Oh no. A tie is the number two answer you're turning you up Mike. Okay, whatever Ill buzz Cer Car is not on the board. Okay. Oh man, this is tough. Five, four a noose Oh Oh. Nothing else was coming in my mind tellell me is it on the board? Tell me you live in Arizona without telling me I live in Arizona No, that was not on the board but Scarf. Scarf is the number one in Oh yeah, like like a necker chief. necker chief Is Ascot on there? Ascot is not. So we Scarf at number one, tie at number two, ID badge at number three, a neck bra Lanyard brrace it number four, your keys. Number five and glasses at number six. One of our other producers just broke into the chat and said, Did you just say news I mean I don't think people wear that I knew he thought immmediately as soon as I read the question, you could see Jason laugh and I knew what was going through his head at the time. good. I didn't think he'd say it on the air. If I could have thought of anything else I would have said something else. News was his default big big fan What am I at right now through two rounds. We got Andy with five, Mike with two, Jason Double Dud I'ot locked in right now,. My brain can't handle this. The seeventh round is worth double, so you can still lock in and win this thing. Round three rounds do we do? We do sevenh Round three, name something about babies that might make someone think twice about becoming a parent. You buzzed before the question was on. You can always do that. Oh reallyally? Yes. Oh the crying. That is the number one answer. Yeah. way to lock in The loss of sleep. Sleepless nights is the number four answer. What Changing diapers That is the number two answer. Wow Changing his diapers? Dude, that's licky split That's so we using a diapers, but nothing. Fr the outside when you're about to have a baby I'm surprised intimidating for people. I figured that would be on the list, but I'm surprised number two given that it wasn't the sleep wasn't it wasn't money. I would have thought money was your answer Mike The crying. Oh yes. the worst part of the baby. The cost was the number three answer, Jason. Okay. And then we had And kids that Grow up and leave Oh like the fear of loss. want to have kids because they become adults? Four people. Yeah. four people feel that way. Okay. I don't like watching movies because there's an ending. Yeah. thoseose credits make me feel bad. All right, so we got Andy with seven, Mike with five, Jason on the board with one point moving into the fourth round nameame a household chore. that you do your best thinking while doing I'm gonna go Oh my gos. That's not a cht. I thought also not on the board. But it's where everyone's best thinking get iss done cleaning what you got to be more specific, I bet. washinglicious. Washing dishes is the number one answer Dang it, that's what that was I was going to say. Vacuuming. Vacuuming is the number four answer. Let's not abandon the fact that Jason has named a shower as a chore. Let's not We need to revisit revisit the fact that he buzzed so quick because he wanted that chance at first place answer. I did. And the thing that popped into his head was It wasn't nse this time. It was showering is a chore. I'm on fire. Yeah. someomebody is certainly not locked in and it's not you, Mike. So. The maximum amount of points someone can have right now Yeah, we're at twelve. Yeah, that would be twelve. So And Andy handy doing extremely well. I just wanted to point so twwelve points. you could have it Jason has a Singular point, but I'm not a goose That's true. All right. All right. He did not say shower confidently. I will say that. Well because it's not a chore. So that was That was where I saw it going. Right, Right. Yeah. Andy got dishes, the number one answer. Number two was ironing. Number three, sweeping. Mike vacuuming at four and then dusting and laundry were five and so. A lot of iron going on iron as they used to. Oh we When were these questions asked when you were a man.'re a best buy That wass a long time ago Can you still buy those You' buying iron? Yeah, you can buy an iron. You're the goo. people You're the goose right now and asoo, excuse me sir, we are playing M at the people right now. All right, we're through four rounds.. We got Andy with ten, Mike with six. Let's just next question All right, round five. If I could find it, Oh here is name something in the house that you may not use when people are trying to sleep the vacuum again Vacuum is the number one answer. Eat it. eat it I'm coming back Im going to go laundry machine Lundtery laundry dryer. Yeah. It's not on the board I just enjoyed the week. You know it's funny because I got along. Os is directly next to our master bedroom and we bann the kids doing laundry past like eight o'clock. That is so cool that you could even have a world where you could ban your kids from doing laundry. We make ' them do their laundry. Well, sure, we try too. But we certainly don't ever have to ban them. Wh would never in a million years would we' say these kids are doing so much laundry. Is their f up is enough. Yeah. One load today. You hear me? One Don't you dare finish all your life That is pretty funny. So that's not on the board. Do mean you need more detergent? Not on the board. And you guys have given Mike plenty of time. It was stereo Stereo is the number three answer. O Okay, I'll take it. Number two was TV and then we had blender, phone and lights Oh Blend roundening it out. Blendnder's a good answer. I'm right behind you, Mike He's actually you are G comeome on. G win me the pacers We got Andy with ten, Mike with seven, Jason with four coming back and we've got two rounds left Round six, name something biologically that happens to aging men Yeah, you lose your hair. That is the number two answer. Jason Kid. What the number two answer hh? Well number one is. The number two answer is baldness and gray hair. Good job, Mike break in. What do you got? I hope it's number one. They get the weak or tired Fires are weaker Sorry, that's not on the board Don't do it. Don't you do it? What was the question? What was how's it wored N something biologically that happens to aging men. They shrink. Okay, B. goodood answer. good answer. That's also not on the bone. Come on. Oh I can't wit wait where the an is we arere gonna to go this way. Number one answer was wrrinkles U Baldness, grreay hair was two Gaining weight three, nose and ear hair four, losing teeth and losing hearing five inces. Okay. Hey. All right. See, I don't feel like the qualifier hold on. the qualifier of aging men only applied to the balding. Everything else was just aging. Right. threw me off. That's was I was focused on the actual question This is a problem. All right. All right, what round are we? Mike picked up some ground here. We now have Andy with ten, Mike with nine, Jason with four going into the final round that's worth double points. So a max of six points here. So I can I can still tie Andy here As long as he doesn't get answer, that is correct nameame a position played in the game of baseball Pitcher. That is the number one answer. Oh I'm tied with you, Any. Well if you can't think of another position, I'm good I'll go first base That is on the board at number four.' fine. I'm trying to think of I would say short stop That is number three Oh it was catcher number two. Catcher was number two. Yep. It was tough to prioritize them. What does that what does that leave us? You won twelve eleven ten. Crect. Yeah. Okay. I'm thrilled. I just wanted to make sure that I didn't lose. That got close quick. Yeah. But Andy retains his championship as. Cratulations. And our show is still on the air Thank goodness for that. We'll take a break. if sponsors still want to sponsor the show. This is where the ads will be and then we'll come back to the draft Col' draft What are we drafting We are drafting Worst places to be known by name And I am first up. I did I realized that One second ago so U All right, worst places to be known by name Like you show up, you walk in and everyone's like, o, hey Jason and J like Jason's here again like o I'm going to say this this was the first thing I put on my list. I don't know that there's a clear one on one here Um the emergency room is certainly a place where I do not want to be known by name. I don't want that just insinuates I visit this place a lot And I don't want to go to the emergency room. I don't want to be Tim the Tolman Taylor for multiple reasons. I don't want the cost of an emergency room and I don't want the health problems of having to visit the y room. So there I'm gonna to go with the ER ER. That makes sense. I will go with I'm gonna go with prison Yep. I don't That one's very high. I just don't want I don't want to be like, Oh, hey, it's you again. Hey Andy. Well how are you? Welcome back, Andy U That's not something I want Yeah, I felt like there were two answers that you guys were going to take, which Jail was one of them So I will take the other one. You don't want to have this happen repeatedly and where you show up to your divorce court And they're like, oh, welcome back, Mr. Wights We've c your g for you M willill you be having your usual representation? Yeahah. No, I'm here. Thankk you. Thankk you Thank you. goodood to see you again, John Makes sense. So I thought those were the two answers where it's like, that's the easier ones Now I didn't have that on my list. Really? Yeah. Oh. didid you have divorce court on your list? I did not. Oh. Okay, well I got on the list. And my second pick, I'm gonna to go with Arb's. Yep, yeep, that's a it's it's a wonderful wonderful answer. Which let me preface that was a I'll eat the heck out of somemorr. Oh yeah, you just don't like don't know by name. know me. Yeah. I will shamefully show up like if you walk in and they say, Oh, hey, Mike. Yeah, you want your usual likeike is that the end Is that is your life over? Yeah, I think well it's gonna be real soon.ight. Yeah. Are you proud of that? You walk in like, Hey, Mike, Hey, what's up? Hey! I had Rrby's on my list No seriously he did. I was so positive that I would get Arb's with my last pick. The fact that we're competing to have Arb's as a top pick in the worst place to be known by name. It's not that I wouldn't eat some Rb's. It's that I can't be known as the guy who eats Rrb's. Yeah. and it's worse than McDonald's. We's worse than any place else. There's something like There's something just like, u Viscerally gluttonous about a ound of roast beef. love Rrb coing much. It It like beef and cheddar. so good. Big Montana. There's nothing. Oh man. I mean, it is poison to be clear, but delicious Dlicious is poison. yeah. C curly fries. Oh my good I got turnovers there? I was just gonna bring it up if you didn't mike, dude. The turnovers are might be known by you Yeah.re you The best dessert of any fast food We have had that discussion of like an apple or a cherry turnover is elite. Also I'm thinking I I think I know what we're getting know our name just Going with the disguise. Is it back to me? It sure is Okay. Um I' going gonna go with the principals office. That was my thing. I'm gonna go the principal's office because look, you grow up with this You know, the longer you spent in your grade school years not going to a principal's office the more intimidating that thought became for me as a kid likeike the ideaid called into the principal's office to be in trouble with this supposed like Mythical figure of the principle I don't want to be known on a first name basis by the principal. Yeah, no, that's. I want to blend in For sure. I mean, The prrincipal knew your name What's the count for you two gentlemen? I wantanna know. How manyirisits to the first visits? I had one. I had one. I'm a goose egg, baby. Oh, well done, Mike I had one very memorable one I did too. I did too Yeah. And one was all it took. Yeah. U All right, so I am I am back up. Um I'm going to go with Aost and found Dude it's on my list. Yeah. I mean, it's just one of those things that's so embarrassing. Yes. go going there once Going there once to any lost and found, it's embarrassing. You say I couldn't keep track of my stuff I had to come back and if you're embarrassed to go once by the time they know your name That is like I mean, they should just be mailing it to you. You know, it's like ass probably Jason's Um So I think that one that one is high up just because of your embarrassment And The next one, I think I will make some people a little upset. Oh There's some people very proud of having their name known, but He's just He's going to say he's going to say library. Yeah. No I mean, sure, for sure. I'm going to say a bowling alley I don't know, man. What Yeahah. I don't want what? Yeah, Bowling alleys, they're dirty. Okay yeah, they're nasty. Yeah. All of those things. And then you know what? they're awesome.. A bowling alley is great. But to be known by If he went to one, he'd have to do that shower chore afterfterwards. I'd have to wash my hands I just you look down on bowlers. is what you're saying. So because if you're a regular bowler, you'll be known by name there. Yes. So regular bowlers you despise. Regular bowlers. Yeah. I can enjoy going to a bowling allegy don't want to be Like if that's what I'm known for go's very an going after very roller or something know That's why I said. I'm going to make some people upset because I don't know, man, it just feels like Bowling alley That's your pinnacle. Like that's your if you're known by name at the bowling alley, it insinuates Your pinnacle is your're bowler orr yourobby. you're a bowler. So you wouldn't a bowling l. I think anyone who whose name is known by the bowling alley I not talking I'm not talking about their buddies that, you know, oh, we're there. but it's like the bowling ally knows that person is that person's bllame to fame That is like like Rrby like RrbyZc, you that that's bad though, correct That's the problem it's like you didn't say a guy that goes and plays ping bong sometimes., no, no, it's al or the pickleball player. you a bad bowler Jason I'm an average bowler. I'm not a great bowler. I'm not He doesn't go enough And I want them to know who I am. I understand like Yeah, when you walk out of a bowling alley, you're just like I got the funk on me. I gott to go change. I gott to go shower, but I love a bowing alley I get just that absolute garbage nasty food. so greasy, it's so good. I en enjoy I think yous like they st I bet if you find anywhere where they allow smoking inside. it's a bowling alley would be the first place if we wanted to go bowling. Tonight, I'm down It's really about I feel like once you cross that threshold to where they know you my name. I did I hope I hope Brooks never hears this I don't believe that you Boling Ali knew him by name Is it back to me? It is. ye Um, look, it's it's the liquor store Yeah. Okaykay. Yeah. It's the liquor shameful. It's just, I mean You're not even, you're not even trying to mix up the places at that point. You know what I mean? You can go to a bunch of different places. You could go to if you're if it's like, hey, Dan Welcome back because it doesn't feel classy. Now, a tap room doesnn't bother me at all. That's fine.. That's like, yeah, you want your amberil? Yeah no problem and But I'll go liquor store. I I it is funny because like There is class at a bar. Yeah. there's something nice about that. like a wine room. Yeah. there's a there's a speiesy I loves I love They go they know. Yeah, exactly. Cheers where everybody knows. But if you're going literally says where everyone knows your name. Yeah. But if you're if but if you're going to the liquor store Yeah That's like I'm drinking at home. Yeah. I'mm not gonna be socializing. I mean, that's the shpeful part. Okay, Mike, two picks And I mean, we'll just keep going with devices and I will say casino I don't look And I love me the tables. I just don't want everyone there to know who I are. I want I want to be anonymous under the radar. They's like, Have I seen this guy before? I don't know. And I'm just like, yeah, let's keep it that way. I'm gonna be honest. I'll be back tomorrow. I'm be honest. When the dealer knows who you are. Oh it feels good. So your claim to fame. Yeah going to the table. Oh for sure. when you're when we caught bowling it goes to the only place where smoking is more often. Yes. correct. cororrect. But there you can definitely find the place I'm just I'm telling you if you if you get the same dealers You get going on you know, it's it accentuates the process. He's coming off a Vegas trip. He's feeling you know good b tables. Mike, you got another one Okay. Uh I will I will present it. And I would just pass the baton. Chucky cheheese Moving on Andy Gross Okay There's one right next to a bowling alley I will close it out with the TSA screening line So if I'm at an airport and the TSA people know me by name you're just a traveler then. That's not good No. I feel like if they know you by name You're a business like man Are you here for your You're here for your routine cavity, sir. But you get stopped if they know you by name. Yeah, that' if you are a traveler and you're traveling every single day through the line. I no eye contact with them at all. Yeah. muchuch less them knowing my name. I don't have any conversation with any TSA person ever until Sure You need to step over here When they're going to get to know your name when when you're yeah getting, you're bringing too many things through the feel like If though, if you're a frequent traveler and the TSA people know you, they're just going to be like S to me go through TSA people are always different people. They're different aaters every time. So if they know me by name, that's because I'm on a list. You got a photo. I'm on a list. There's a photo stop this guy Check is orrphes arounders. All right, Jason, you are back up. All right I think for my pin U We're almost done. almost, almost out of here. I'm going to go with betweenween two One is more embarrassing for me. onene is just worse for everybody. I'm going to take the next door app Oh, that's such a good pick. I had HOA onist Such a good pick. Don't be known as the next door you don't want like it's not My kids were playing on their bikes again. It's nice when your neighbor knows your name. It is not a good thing when everyone in the neighborhood knows your name. Yeah. You know, it's like that's That is there's a reason You know, it's like, oh, that's Jimmy. Yeah 've got we've got a guy on our block who I am friends with. I'm w to put that out there It's his block. And and he's the big man on He will protect his neighbors with force if necessary And he's told me this But he keeps it on lock and I'm just so happy he's on my team is all I'm saying So that's That is so absurd. Yeah, I'll tell you more about it. Yeah. All right But there you go. worst places to me know my name. Other places that came up, the HOA I had that mic as well. The pawn shop. I mean, ye, you can't be can't be regularly in the pawn shop haawking stuff. No. Eventually you're gonna run out of stuff. I wrote down the mall slash Santa's lap. Yeah.ually but Santa should know you by name. Not if you're an adult and that's fair. Old countountry buffet was my backup to Arby's I had Applebeess on my list. so Arby's took that one out. Bond's office. Yeah, Ftune Okay, o. did we learn today? We learn that Jason has an peakable despising of regular bowlers and is not a hobby he approves. And Jason also finds showering to be a chore. Yeah. And in addition to that, I found out that There is no such thing as a ten year old parasuiters. Well, they don't exist. They don't Thank you for tuning in everybody Aarried somewhere. We'll see you next time. Goodbye Thanks for listening to the Spitballers podcast. To see what other nonsense the guys are up to, check out sppitballerspod d. com