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I was literally thinking I was like, this week, I'm gonna fully redeem the scat because we've Other than Mike, you and I have been really scrape in the bottom of the sccaat barrel as we call it. Yeah. Well, I think I just redeemed the heck out of it. So you and you did just for those listening because that's the majority of you Jason was Be Boping and Sat dancing the whole time. I He was dead silent kept waiting for something. The first time When it was my turn to do the intro Sat where I was Guinely happy. Yeah. you ab I was just like go watch the YouTube And you will see a happy person because I knew the whole time. Yeah yout doing it. Yeah. It was so Mikey, that gotot any thoughts after what you brought last week I mean, I guess I I closed this out on a high note There were a lot of people that said yours was the best yet last week. Yeah it was the final Yeah.. I guess we'll find out next week if it was the final. Al could scat for us each week. when it hit does sound And then we'll just mouth it like we're doing it. Pretty good. Spitballerers episode three hundred nineteen. Wlcome in. I'm sure we're going to hear some feedback on that. Would you rather what's the difference? And today we're drafting foods eat without utensils We don't actually know if it's a free for all draft or if If Jace is going to make us choose build and construct a specific meal. I have some pers Yeah. I'm I'm going to decide live during the draft. U What we're doing? Yeah. Okay. That'll be funine. It'll be a real medieval Tes situation Well, yeah, because we got got to eat with your hand. We got nature's utensils. Yeah. Um things they work well for. Other things not so much Hands, hands Yeah. I mean, other things you need For eaten? Yeah, for eat. Okay. I just how you were talking about everything in the world was like, yeah, some things they work very well for. they're not helpful for Well you flying. We got like we got frosties yesterday. And I was like, hey, can I have a spoon? And I was thinking, Oh fork would be pretty bad No utility would be even a fork would be better. Yeah You can manage. Yeah. so French friess the right utensil there though. O arere you a French f? frosty Frosty heck yeah. Ierested in my friends in the frosty But not so much. I meanaz's fine. Some people get real like it's their identity Like this is where I am. I'm a Finge fry frost guy. Unfortunately, that's where we got. Like it was just it was a cool thing that we all knew about And it was from time to time. I Fy here and fry there. Yeah, it's fine But no, Jason's One of those guys. I am that is who I am All right, off to would you rather? Would you rather Timothy Sheellame It's kind of spelled that way. T H E E Timothy wouldould you rather only be able to talk if you are walking O only be able to walk if you are talking. G to walk it like you talking, huh Um Wow, that is talk if you're walking or only be able to walk if you are talking. Does the rule apply everyone No up you No So it was about to be I was about to put us into a utopia. What situation would you be in where you need to reply, but you're not in a good position to walk? Anything in a vehicle Like if you tried to get out of the vehicle and the cop pulls you over And they're like They're like, what you know Give me your name Give me your name and insurance. And then you're like, you just sweating Sir, answer me right now and And you're like You gotta get up. Could you you just open the door? You'd have to open the door. Oh man, you don't want to do that. You're getting tased. Oh, for sure. At best. Yes. you're hoping you get tased That is that would be a real one problem. I mean, can you mouth like if you're on an airplane being asked what kind of drink you want Oh, I don't get drinks anymore. No you'd have to get up and like I declare just walk in place. It's at least doable. The other way around. Yeah, you could point to something in the menu Or you could point or I'm saying like the server they go back. That's when you get up real quick I changed my mind. Right. And I get this. If you flip it And let's say you do need to go to the bathom on an airplan From the moment you stand up, you gott to start talking. You better I'm going to the bathroom right now. I'm to go number one to. Here I go to the bathroom. I hope I use this door over here. One You don't have to sing just so you know. No, I' was like singing songy. No was sing songy. So way you're just You're an Both ways you're annoying You're less annoying if you Think better our job here, fellas. Oh we't to get we gott to get a whole line of work. Treadmill studio, bro. All right. We canremill studio. I was say, we sit and talk a lot Treadmill a good work around there, now? Is that okay?f course for you're walking, right? Yeah. Now you have to cover distance. That'd be very good for our health. It would. If we were spinning, you know, that's the one to go with there. couple hours a day doing a light walk wal. Oh our shows would be fifteen minutes long. You know. Jason be like let'' wrapp it up We get ten minutes I was gonna sayudi The audio quality would be really bad. I Yeah, I mean I don't see that anyway. What's the deal Um Yeah. So I guess I guess I'll go with the one that I mean testifying in court Hmm, That'd be trouble too. Yeah Your Honor, do you mind if I pace around? Please have a seat. Oh man. I I'm gonna I'm gonna take the The silent walking That's what I've going with Yeah Yeah Bowen from the website knowing what you know now if you have the power to flip the switch Would you rather live in a world with smartphones or a world without smartphones. Deep Do the pros outweigh the cons or would you wipe them off the planet?ep I mean, I have a quick answer. I think your quick answer is you would wipe them off the planet. Yeah As somebody who uses and loves his own smartphone I would I think I would wipe them off the plane. Wow. I think you're right obbviously I use it All the time everyvery human does it's' here. It's a tool. Well I mean, you were kind of have no choice now. This is why the amount of things that your phone does No, you're very depeent everything you're very dependent on it. E even things like, I mean Most tickets, you want to go to a concert. You gott to bring your phone because it's on, you know The tickets are on your phight You keep flying this afternoon. I've got, you know, boarding pass Barding pass already loaded. I don't want to go to a kiosk to print out paper like the nineteen hundreds. So so yeah, that there are There are some conveniences that I think we would have a hard time adjusting to not having. but it's also destroyed. entire society and everybody knows it. Yeah, everyone knows it, but we're addicted and when you're addicted and interdependent on it.. I mean The only way to do this is to wipe them all at once. Yes. H have some people to have the advantage of having a phone. Got to be a level playing field. G to get rid of the the Theg Greed on the other side, but there are entire industries that would be gone. Yeah. Yeah. lot of people who have jobs just because of phones. Yeah, I mean, like Uber, like us. sureure, sure. Well, there's also a lot of people who don't have jobs now because of phones That did have jobs. Well, they got to update with the timimes. I mean, get with it. I don't it doesn't matter what it is. if it's what we deposit our checks on our phones now, right? So We're not we dont have to hire as many tellers at the bank Yeah, but the ATM or And that's convenient DM took care of that So I mean, I think I were you were you a I wasn't in the bank guy Y so I'm saying would you deposit a check into an ATM? I never have. never because I never done it once to never would. You never have either. Nope. My wife is adamant of never ever do that. So you're a big ATM depositor. Yeah. It's great guys. I don't have to talk to anybody. Well yeah. And in fact, I have had I have had consequences Of tryrying to cash a check. I went and I was like, oh, okay, I'm not to do the ATM I'll do the drive up. And then I got stuck. I don't do drive up either Okay, well it's the same difference. if you go inside and stare at them right in the eyes. But it'm saying the person was, oh, well, hold on. We got to go get somebody else to help out here. That would have happened inside regardless. And then I I was stuck in line at the drive through bank for over thirty minutes and I could have just plopped that thing of the ATM. You do the waited day. You do the virual one now on your phone. Yeah. Okay. yeah. that's see, that feels safer to me because I still have the check So something doesn't go putting it in ATM where I don't see a person, but also that's what he I gave my juck away. Yeah but yeah, that' what I do. but they I'm saying that's terrible. Right And when you hit when at least now when you do that And you hit I would like to receipt, they print your the checks right there on the receipt. Well you're keeping up with ATM technology. But back to theone's been around for a while guys. Yeah, I think I think u T to make it deep for two seconds. I think we' We as a society believes fundamentally somehow that convenience is the supreme most valuable And so we're always going to create iterations and technology to make convenience supreme. Not just convenience, but also entertainment Right? Like I don't go to the bathroom without a phone I don't o my goodness. I I don't I'll be done so fast. I don't know Well, yeah, I mean, I'll have to go out and be back with my family then. I would have to wipe so quick. So yeah, wipe the phones off the planet Oh my God. hipe themem.. I think that most people curious, we do the u what do we call the duck duck goose game Ges guess Goose. Ges guess goo. It' a way different name. Just couldn't remember I knew it something like that. The guess guess goose, you set a line of what you think people believe in a situation. I wonder We believe people if if you if you pull in fact, I'm going to put this tweet out right now and ask it's going about generational If if you got a text everyone in the world gets a text message and it says You can wipe all the phones off the planet And The only way this happens, you can vote yes or no But the only way that it happens is everybody loses their phone. I wonder if it would be majority I I think it'll be a majority. And then they just disappear. I think that Almost everybody can recognize that we the world ourselves, individuals would all be happier You know without them You know what's funnyough was a dum phone wasn't that way though Like a cell a dumb cell phone. Like a cell phone that just did phone calls. Yeah Well it didn't impact society the same way. C course not becausecause you can't be preoccupied with it. You just get a phone call, you don't get a phone call. It doesn't matter. Yeah, and can't you can't even text. I mean, that would be probably the biggest I think most people Most people probably want to keep themem hh Yes. I I think the majority I think none of us have a problem. There's a difference. There's the Can you get people to admit that There are There are huge problems in society now because of the phone I bet you can get The overwhelming majority of of adults to agree with that. We'll say, yeah, they are. and that's okay Can we get rid of them? And they'll go no We cannot becauseuse I got certain things that I can't live without personally. So I'm willing to keep the the giant societal problems I have my phone. Y your hundredters are right becauseuse you see this in schools already We all know kids shouldn't have them in school Everybody knows how bad that is. parents still fight for their kid to keep their phone because they want constant communication with their kid or to feel like their kid is safe. They can text you at any minute. Y G know back to beepers. Oh man. I never got one. I was so jealous.ude. What a loser. Yeah Beeper. It was we were we were living large. a tiny little sliver of wherey? Yeah. Yeah of time portion of time. Yeah where Chain had a beper I ch. I had a tiny little page or chain that connected my belt loo. How often did did the beeper get used Oh my go. W your parents hitting that up all the time to get you home or something? No, not my parents, but this is how we would. Your friends? Yeah All right, so I want you guys's prediction eight zoo eight, man. I Because we were hilarious. Yeah Uh Okaykay. So I I tweeted this out with the same verbiage Knowing what you know now, Oh yeah. Yeah, the same verbage, which is now covered up If you had the power to flip the switch, would you rather live in a world with smartphones or without smartphones? keep them or get rid of them. I want your predictions on what the vote's going to come in at. Okay, like because you'll check Be I'll check it. You did this on Twitter. Correct. Okay to to me the wor. G me the wording again. So knowing what you know now, if you had the power to flip the switch, would you rather live in a world with smartphones or without smartphones Option one keep them, option two get rid of them Your audience on Twitter sixty four to get rid of going going in seventy plus is a keep. Okay, so we got different sizees. check in later. Yeah, check in later. All right. Vanessa from Patreon, would' you rather constantly have the taste of rotten milk in your mouth? Oh what Or go from deep philosophy to rotten milk. That is the essence of this show orr the smell of rotten milk on your nose I mean, that those are disgusting. The smell of rotten milk is worse. Now maybe I don't think I know what the flavor run That smell of rotten You're really getting the game. The smell of rotten milk has stopped me from ever experiencing the flavor of rotten milk. I have yeah, I've smelled rotten milk a lot more than've tasted it And I you have tasted rotten milk On accident, yeah Like you put in cereal and and you were chewing your milk. Sometimes it's No, not to that degree, but sometimes jockey. Sometimes the date's just wrong. Maybe somebody had left it out on the counter or something or And you didn't know, and then you I an experience the other day where my wife had a smoothie that she had made the day before that was still sitting on the counter and I thought it was the smoothie I had made that morning. Oh How boring. Oh, how was the taste of rotten mill? It's not good, bro. Oh man So did you Oh no. Did you just bit it out or did you drink some of it? No, I did not swallow any at. I spit it out. Okay. How How much And were you alerted to flavor Only by the flavor? As soon as it hit the tongue, there was something full is the smoothie. It was about three quarters of the way from. three quarter full smoothie was just that was left out. Yeah Just got busy and left the counter. that's So was it probably then they were in the same style cups. the temperature that got you No No no flavor. You're telling me he's doing That's awful. They're using I don't know. Fresh ingredients in that house that have gone bad Wow. And what was your retaliation TVD. Okay. I'm still working on a plan.'t ut it under a pillow. I think I'm not gonna get sick, physically ill and throw up and have problems from smelling I'm going to have those problems drinking it. I eating it. it'll be equal taste and smell are connected. That's what I mean. They are No matter what there's this is a lose, lose lose. If you have the smell of rotten milk in your nose and you plug your nose, that's not a way out around this. It's you' permanent. You're gonna smell it through your mouth Oh man. I I don't know what the taste of rotten milill is and obviously, J You've never tasted rotten milk. I can't I can't recall it. Maybe I have in the past, but I can't recall it. Interesting I know exactly. and I think everybody listening knows exactly the smell of milk that's gone bad. If something got left in a place, I can smell in the entire room there is the specific smell of milk dairy that has gone bad is unacceptable. I can't take that. Is the reason you've never tasted that? Do you treat your milk like you do your socks where you want a new pair every day? Do you just open it up, pour your bowl and throw the rest of it away? Yeah, of course. And then open up a new Yeah, no milk every time. I'm definitely if the expiration date says it's today. Yeah, I'm curious. Are you no going down a drain I will drink it on that day, but I would I bet you drink it after. You're doing a smell test, huh? It's like three days expired. smell that thing? No I won't go past the date. You won't. Okaykay. goodood man. goodood man. My wife will. Oh, I know so many people that are like You know, it's like a form of bravery to them. The date is likeick me you know, in some things, we know that the the expiration date is really just a Best bye It's a not only that, but it's a marketing tool. It it's a way to get you to throw it out and buy more and all that. there's There's trutue to some products. I'll eat some chips. I'm gonna eat potato chips past the date That's not arere they stale or are they not stale? That's the only thing that matters for potato chip. but no milk feel stle N not meat. stale chips aren't going to make you sick R. They's just going to be ross But yeah, like deli meat, lunch meat, past the date? No way. Get that slimy mess out of here. All right, I'm gonna check back poll. We're over four thousand votes here Um And we have fifty nine percent Oh, he's pumping his fist because he thinks he got it right And he did get rid of them. The majority of people right now are saying get rid of So that's almost exactly what I predicted. Yeah Almost. Well, I was trying to think like your audience was not if you poulled People that were teenagers. Pe that were fifteen to twenty. They're not getting that result. They don't understand be life without it. Crect What was like that for our generation What was something that we fundamentally needed parents would have fundamentally got rid of. Would it have been TV? movies? Yeah But TV Nintendo Well V games. video games is the right answer I feel like TV was actually embraced by her parents generation because that's back when you'd have one TV and they'd watch it Like a family would get around TV. Video games? Yeah I think it would be video games. And they probably would have said no. How many those did you say you got on there, Jay? Oh that was views. I see it now. A thousand votes But it still Dude, I'll check back in It's still way under four thousand. I'll check back in at the end of the. I just read it. 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What is the difference between usually tyypically And most of the time Usually Uual mostost of the time is most of the typically Most of the time. So if I said to you, Mike, Um, I always I always drink Let me always always always every time. Yeah. I mean, yeah, you're right. Not really not I usually drink I usually drink coffee in the mornings. Okay Or I drink coffee In the mornings, most of the time, whichich one is more? Ooh, between usually and most of the time. I usually drink coffee in the mornings or I drink coffee M time. I think most of the time is more than usual. It sounds more difficult. Yes. Most of the time like guarantee of a majority. ninety at the very least it's a guarantee of a majority because that's that's what it means. that ussually can imply it, but it doesn't seem like a guarantee. If I say I usually eat cereal in the morning, you don't may Maybe that could be forty percent. let me do it this way three hundred and sixty five days in a year You drink coffee most of the time in the morning. How many days a year three hundred plus. three hundred plus, Jason U most three hundred out of three hundred and sixty five you'd be able to somebody That's most of the time. That's the number that comes to mind. That's I usually drink coffee in the morning. How many days of that three hundred sixty five are you drinking coffee? Oh usually Its gotta be more than half two fifty for usually. Yeah, two fiftyies per fifty tyypically drink coffee. Typically is not It's not in the same category No, it typically is not like a me thing. tyypically is a world at large thing. It's, you know, it's it's like u Wh Be I don't know where you're going. Yeah, I don't 'use you can't just say, I typically do this because then that's not the world large. That is very typically to me. Typically I saying you't say it. I'm saying Typically you buy what comes through your Instagram feed. I mean, people could say like, I do you know, good at something too, but they're just using the word improperly. Superman does good Um, so I think typically talks about more I see what you're saying, like it's typical of a society Exactly. You're saying tyypically people drink coffee in the morning. I am my own society though We know that We know know you may use typically that's I'm saying typically society believes they are their own society. tyypically implies That is also true. What is typical And typical is the most often done thing. Yep. So on society on I would say a level. But a typical something to be typical on a societal level has to be above ninety percent Is there anything with like that's very typical more than one Like let me let me put it this way for society's sake. Um, Typically People stop at stop signs Right aggreed. Well percentage of people have to stop at stop signs for that to be true eighty percent ninety percent. I think it's ninety. I think it's seventy five So you think seven five is typical. I'm saying you that can be typical. That's very typical So it's typical for people to have five fingers on their hand Not six.. So twenty five percent of people can have six fingers on their hand and that is That is that would be er atypical is I had six fing. Is there anything to that typical can be used as an insult whereere the other words you're like, Hey, where was Jason? Oh, he was he's in the bathroom. Typical. Yeah. I'm not like usual Oh, Jason's in the bathroom You went to to the time. That's true it's not carrying. it's not Tpical tyypical is more of an insult Um, Jason's at the Nickelback concert. Typical Yeah love Typical loveo me some Nickelback. U L in this gir That's the only thing I know didid we figure out No. we got most of the time and usually nailed we get Bypically we get about two thirds, correct. I think we're I think you're right I'm going to be honest.. I think you derailed the crap out of us with this whole society versus individual thing But I understand where you're coming from. When something is typical It is not just a p It's in imarative. Yeah,'s comp exactly. It's compared. That's what its not necessarily societal, but it's comparative. Yeah. whereas You know, the others can they don't have It can only be typical based on a standard. Exactly. I think we nailed all three. Yeah. All right, what is the difference between something Being in the air and being in the sky That is our what's the difference? Height High being in the air Yeah, the sky's up there. This sky's way up there I can ch a little bit there. Yeah, it is. It's also up there. Yeah, but the sky's not down here. The air up there. Yes, but the sky's not down here. No It's up air is up there and the air is down here But the sky is old. What's the is it a amount of feet? I think it's can you see the horizon F where you're at You have to be high enough to be able to see the entire horizon. But you could just be out and looking out into the ocean and I can see the horizon. Let me just And I'm on the ground. Okay. Let let me lay this out Not the perfect barometer. If you're on the ground right here You're also on the ground at the top of Mount Everest from the ground The top of Mount Everest area is the sky. Yes. But if you're on Mount Everest, is it above you or is the sky below you? Well, the guys still above you There's still enough sky. Well, there's the sky is obviously you above but is the standy also below you? No You're standing there' never be below you. But how many feet is that? like eighteen thousand feet up in the A Scott be below you. No Wh as you can, if you're in an airplane? Yeah if you're an airplane, mike The sky is not above. only above you? If you're in an if you're in an airplane in the sky. You are in the sky because there are no you're not under the sky. But you're unnaturally in the sky. Yeah, but you're not a mountain, but you're not under the sky They're still sky above me Sure I said that, but there's also the sky below you. Can you get less air? Can you pe this airplane? it's an airplane guys hal sky planane is airplane. shoot. Can you get to the ace clothes? Can you get to the like, Truman show top of the sky? Oh, like the the dome? Yeah, can you like Are you ever not sky or sky. There's no sky in the Truman show Right. No, you can you hit the top of the dome for sure. And then you're in space. Yes, it's when the air runs out. So if you see somebody up in space, so wait, a rocket goes from air to sky to space. Correct. Yes But when it is in the sky, It still is air. Air is in the sky. what Its really It actually eventually it's not No I know no, air is not in space. Right, rightight. But it also thins out. at what level will start suffocating Is that your air? I think might be? think that might be it. probablyro twenty five thousand feet. That's my guess. Gohead to Google that thirty thousand Like where what's the the height whereere's no much a? You can't survive up there anymore Breathable max amount of altitude. lookooks about twentyenty six thousand feet. Okay Yeah held that to was a good gu Held that too. So I'm out of here. That's the sky So if you can't b we're saying you're in the That's what I'm saying. Okay, you're saying that Under. twenty six thousand feet Yeah is not sky. Right That's just air and it feels it's just air. It feels kind of right I think that's kind of. hold on. Can clouds? But I wouldn't whereere are clouds Couds are in the sky. That could be in the air. Birds fly in the sky B, I know how of people. That's all I thought of do I don't even the word. No I know suppos to up Hey man No birds catch air, man. Birds are in the sky You're telling me in the sky that an eagle is not flying in the sky. so So then the sky This guy is just where you can't naturally jump to If you can't jump and touch it, it's the sky then Yeah The sky' higher I' moving away from twenty six thousand feet you're like four feet. You can't touch the rim. It's like in the sky. Is it nine rims in the sky? man So like when is a When does a bird go from in the air to the sky That's you're saying if it's just flying, a bird can fly very low. So we have been using skky wrong is what I'm learning Sky we think sky is low. skky is not low The sky is twenty six thousand feet and we do say sky high skky high. U Now is there a problem that? A no skyscraper going to twenty six thousand feet. That's true. They are skyscrapers, But they only scrape this guy. They can't even get to But but but they're not twenty six thousand feet So if they're scraping it, he How high is? All right. so the what's the tallest building? the It's the one you by the Khalifa or whatever. That's that's twenty thousand seven hundred feet That's not very much You got a ten X that bad boy. Yeah, I think maybe that it. Mbe the sky starts highest the highest building Okay. So we've moved the sky with our We have been moving the sky industrial. I believe they are building a new one that will move the sky a little higher. Where we moving the sky thousand who' build? Can we get the sky to three thousand feet U yeah, I think I think we're going to get it to three thousand. I'm I'm gonna I'm not on it. Why Why have doing this? Why don't we build The biggest skyscraper on top of the biggest mountain. That's what I becausecause it station probably is they're going to call it cheating. The build will be very difficult U It'll be cold. All right, last one guys, what is the difference between steps, instructions and directions Follow these We're going to thirty two eighty one. Yeah, nice. thousandousand meters. Who's doing this? Saudi Arabia? Why whyy are we doing this competition? Okay we do. Right. What is the difference between following steps, following instructions and following directions? This is a tough one guys Steps step feels like they need to be limited to it like a Instructions and directions can be an unlimited amount I feel like steps canot be you can't you can't have a these thirty five steps. There' steps and instructions though, right? Yes, Of course. Yes Interesting. Is there steps and directions onlyn when you're walking Well, Direct thank you. That's not funny. it was. Yeah it was swish. That's not funny. It was good. That would be an ultimate dad joke, but dum No those look, the people. Which one seems most complicated do you Instructions. inststructions are always going to be the most complicated. I never understand. I feel like directions can be given Oral. but it's like there's only giving somebody directions. You cannot give instructions orally But like directions is there's only so many things a direction can be. Directions don't have to be whereere to goough. It doesn't. No. a direction. you give direction. There's directors that give direction. They're not telling people where to walk on the street. They're direct They tell them where to go. Yeah, they do tell them. they're like they're going move to smarts over there And what to do a director of something tells people what to do Not necessarily where to go. I don't think a director, if you're talking about a movie director think that they think to themselves, I give directions. L that's not but directions, I'm just saying the definition is one hundred percent like not just where to go. All right. So we got a watch I had it Steps are the smallest. Yes. You can have a three step process. cororrect. That's actually used as a feature, right? A simple two step process. Yeah. What is There's no instructions. If it's only if you put a number in front of the steps, those are not instructions. Yeah. Oh, then I prefer those a lot Yeah, it's great. It makes except in instructions, they come in an instruction manual Because there's a lot because and a manual's a book. Do directions come in a manual? There's no direction manual. So So when a person is telling you Yes how and what to do is's a direction. it's a book. it's an instruction. Yeah it's written down except some people are instructors. U, yeah And they instruct with books They do have books in their class. mean instructors all have their books. Yeah directors heart. Yeah. steps one page max. Mike's onto this This is directions are about the heart, about the mind The instructions are about the cess' writing it down. 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So we're all sitting down at six sides att a table, but there ain't no utensils here. No And you can't order any foods you'd need them for I think so I've gone back and forth on Pick one pick one on what the one hundred one is. Um There's, you know, as far as the entree,ve I've really been focused on the entree here Um and There are pl there are at least three kind of one on ones. I agree with that. I mean there are you might you might not go entree here thinking you'll be fine You know, that we can only all pick one on Exactly. That wasn't where I was going, but than. thank you for that U because I would be happy with all three of them. There is one though that out of respect should be the first one drafted. So Yeah I'm going to take it. I' going gonna take it because you should not use a knife and a fork and some people do for pizza Pizza should be utensiless. And so even though fe foods to eat without utensils pizza pizza number one is Chicago deep dish pizza? No Hi Okay I mean, I If I mean Chicago deep, it doesn't mean that category can have some exceptions. It just means of all the foods you eat without ut tens He's taking pizza. I'm taking pizza which is which is a great pick Um, I'm going to go I'm going to go with the side first, okay? French fries. Yeah. takeake a French fries with my first pick. I want to grab one. we have to draft two sides. P animal style on that. You're going to want that fork. See, I don't I feel like it really takes away. F French fries Fom French fries. Like I ordered some fries the other day. It was from a from food truck. Okay Greek Food truck. and it was called fries and saauce. It was the bucket of fries and then they Put put a bunch of sauce it and give you a fork. Itust just every individual one I took out delicious Eating them with a fork, not as good. You know what? stupid as that sounds. It is. I think it is stupid It's not actually true. Yeah I know exactly what I don't know why it is. I don't know It' the same f sameame fries. You take them one at a time they're enjoyable. but as soon as you put a fork in fact. Why take time. No, no. I was gonna correct O was going correct myself. Even if you take three or four at a time with your hand typical. it's good But as soon as you the fry off a fork. it doesn't it tastes as good. I'm with you What a great pick. Thanks. You willes as my side, Mike. You got two in a row All right So I mean, the game says I probably got a Let get some sides here So you went with fries. All right. U You got to eat it with your hands. Okay, so I'm going take I'm gonna to go with the wings As well my sides. Okay. ye. Yeah, wings could be a meal, notot in this house. Wings are a side. Oh you get the wings as a side. wings as side. That's they say. No that's that's you're not getting a lot of them as a side, but you're getting six I'll take six. Yeah four. Four Who gives four wings? Well, if it's a side. Its a But it's always six or twelve No more than for a meal. No, no one sells four wings. You're not getting any if you want six wings, you don't get celery Oh no I love the celery with wings What kind of what kind of wings are you getting? What flavor? U Duda I mean, I'm usually a buffalo man But what is it Lemon pepper uh huh, like the dry rub. You're really getting into that. How is People have not explained properly How delicious lemon pepper is whereere are you got them from? Brother, it doesn't matter. No. It doesn't matter. just when you if you see If you go to a place that a man who doesn't like lemon desserts, Lemon pepper is because lemon desserts are sweet. Lemon pepper, it's savory. Okay. it's lemon. So you're going w. And the best part of that, the best part of that is that they are the dry rub, almost always the lemon Maybe I'm just old and I've aged out is wanting one hundred percent because saucy fingers. but I love a dry rub. And if this is for without utensils All the better. Yeah. the better. Yeah. This doesn't say no napks though. can grab a napkin All right, wings as a side for Mike. You ever seen some forking knife of a wing? No. No. I have seen it, but it's not a wing. I've seen it. They don't want to get their hands dirty. I mean, ribs, sure. They were kicked out of the restaurant. Okay, okay All right. then we're going to go think of Okay, so if we're going with hands I'm going go with Chaco chip cookies. Okay, Okay, going cookies. Yeah, I'm gonna go what I think of. You don't eat that with any utensils. That's a great pick F. Ooh, oh. Well, yeah, Crumble is really pushing the whole like cookie to So like a cake cr crumble is always always requires a utensil. Yes. You need a knife. There will be a day when we're like, if we could wipe crrumble off the entire world W should we do it? And then a bunch of people go Yes, please Hellp Um, All right. so you went chocolate chip cookies getting your dessert out of the way. You gotta side. Well up to sixty one and a half percent on get rid of them. Okay. Okay. two thousand five hundred nine exact votes. I have French fries as a side. Sample matters, Jason. Yeah. Jason's already got his entree. don't need does. I don't need to go entree here I'm going to go with my dessert because I wouldn't be caught dead without it. Ice cream cone Oh Iice cream o. No utensils. You thought I couldn't get ice cream? Yes, I can. It's in a code. No, you you tricked us, you devil So I've got French fries and ice cream cone. a great start, I think. Jason, you got pizza. you ever picks. You ever dip your fries in the ice cream U notot in the cone notot in a cone. No one does that. Yeah, that's absurd. How dare you. Although if you want to make that cone out of french fries, I might eat it I'm not! Yes, I might I will eat it a salty French fr. Give it it giveive it that French fracone I'm on e dec own All right, you're on to something. All right, Jason All right, so I've got two mat and pigies here. I've got two picks I know one of them. I'm going to take my dessert Okay. becausecause it's pretty much my favorite. Yeah Yeah. And you can't really fork a knife a churro. Yeah, I churo. I was like what your bread pudding. No I'm gonna need utils for a bread pudding. It a strategically terrible decision Does Mike have his dessert? We all got desss, but do Yeah. Yeah you What an idiot. Yep, mister Churros got it Well, you giving it respect with you just trying to trying to respect the game. You know, I'm not playing game It's not helping you with your messy fingers though No or my wax your paper My shirt is usually covered in I s in I thought you was set of my shirt toold hold the actual churo. No. That'll keep my finger size clean. Jave, you've been eating shirtles. He got Everyone always knows. fingerprints on this shirt All right, look What are you talking about? My hands are clean. Look, whether you're strategically right or not, pizza in Surro has a combo is pretty good All right, so I'm going take a side Um, and It's I mean 'm thinking, what can I eat? utensils that I really can't even attempt to eat with utensils. It's just impossible And that's going to be we'll just call dip. chips and salce or whatever T dip Chips a dip. you can't go chips the salsa or it's one of the two. Oh really? Salsa is not a dip Sals Sals let a dip. It's a salsuca Look Al is like going yeah.'. I'm with Ma. Thank than you Al. Chips and salsa and chips and dppers. I mean different. But are. They're both great It's funny how many more options I get with Dip But if I don't get salsa ye Yeah, I'm going chips and salsa. Chips and salsa. Okay. For sure. You're going chips and salsa over like a chips and cake s Yp, Yp, hundred percent. Oh man. The only problem is so that that chips and salsa are universalized as free And so it deniggrates them. You think they're not as valuable as others, but the truth is They're more enjoyable. I go to a restaurant and I'm wanting something nice. so I like don't get chips and salsa when I see it Can I always wish I'd just had some chipps of salsce? Yeah feeling are just more like Iulge it Like if you if you if I really dip the way I want to dip eating too much dip But salsa doesn't feel like it feels like you're doing an okay thing. vegetables. Yeah. Yeah. S what I'm just back in your pin. Yeah Great pick, Jason. Thank you Um, you've got to pick O it's back to me. Yes, because you just took two. All right, I got French fries and ice cream. I don't. I've got two entrirees that I'm okay with. Yeah I said there were three I think one O one I prefer more. And ones maybe a better pick for this foods without utensils. but I will go with I'm going to go with, I've already got fries. so I'm going to go with Burger N right. I was so hoping you would keep that from Mike because I know that would have been his. Oh, that was immediately. That's the big three. Yeah that is. I mean literally, burger fries and ice cream I am prettyretty much American. I'm as American as they come I'm gonna eat that All right, Mike, you got wings, chocolate chip cookies and you got to make your You need an entree and a side. All right for my side. I think we're going a little bit off. I don't know if you guys will have this on the listonight you should Beause we talk about this all the time. We have we have a rule when we travel If we sit down. Yeah, if it's on the menu on the menu, it's on my list order. So I'm gettinging me some devil. Yeah b. Yeah it on the list' on your list. Y. Oh dude, devil eggs are so good. We have that I think we have shared this rule together where if it's on a menu at a restaurant, you get it because I'm with you. I completely agree because they're rarely on a menu. It's rarely on a menu and a place isn't gonna Put it on the menu unless They're like, this is a specialty. Yeah. There are only a few food categories though we're like at a certain restaurant, if you order it, you're like, hm I could get sick from that. Oh, youre getil D is definitely one to the burps. Yeah. I mean that devilgg it's called D devil for a reason because it visits you on both sides. Okay. right. Just like the devil And I got to pick your entree. Okay for the entree. I don't know which P trio you guys have, but I will take a burrito. That's that's fine. I was more on the taco. I was on the taco. Okay, but the same con. Well the differeci is the peak non you cancel food. Exactly. You literally can't eat it. If you're eating it with a fork, you don't That's a tac fork. Yeah. That's not a taco. You gota break it up. The only thing that makes it a taco is how you lift it up here. got a heater over here myself up. Your voiceices, man If it were not for Caloric or punishment, I would get the burrito every time I sometimes I go to the talk because because I feel like it's Less food feel like it. Yeah. There's not. Well, I'll say. The Chipotle three tacos is definitely not as much rice and beans and stuff as the as the burrito It's not you was punishing. You went B burrito, though, right? Yes. Okay because that I'll put down taco. and I was like What are we doing? That's what I call a burrito. All right, my final pick. I need another side. Okay, um I'm going go with The other thing I feel like Mike Almost always orders on a menu if it's sitting there. I'm gonna go with mozarella sticks. Oh yes, I love mozzarella sticks. That was my next pick, man. man Yeah, I I will just tell you, I mean, you can take it if you want because you need another side, but Popcorn was in consideration. That I was between mozzarella and popcorn. But popcorn is because I'm building a meal at a plate looking at a plate, I'm not gonna order a little pile popcorn. That was one hundred percent why But hundred stick. Foods without utensils popcorn? No, no one does. No, of course not. But foods with we are exact sink because food to eat without utensils, popcorn would be the As silly as anything imaginable to eat with I guess you use a spoon. Yes you need a big spoon Yeah, so that But now I feel like I can't take popcorn Thanks, Andy Yeah, I totally down talked it because but you're not getting I've just never seen it served on a plate next to some other things. Yeah. so I makes a little harder. I guess I'll just go with a different. You've got your your French fries and mozzarella sticks. I gotta get a fried. should go chips and dips ple You can get them both here. Oh, that's tempting. Tempting just want all the chip this is like I should have just ordered the trio, you know? Yeah. That was my bad. I'm gonna go with the trio always comes with at least one you don't want. I'm gonna go They never let you sub cororn of the table whichich is cheese curds. Okay. The popcorn of any sophisticated d.'s very fancy. Yeah, just Just like,, you know Oh, what's it got to do with popcorn It's just tiny morsels. That's what I'm saying like like popcorn chicken or whatever.s That's what makes it hard to eat with a, you know, I was going to take you're not violating the mozzarella stick integrity. No, no, Th those are separate product. They are They are completely. I mean, they're the exact same thing. But they are they are two different products. Well, they're different cheeses as well ' a mozzarella stick is always mozzarella. You're not cheese cururds are not mozzarella I think sometimes they are. Really