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It needs to be worthy of that milestone That's up to Owl. can't wait to see the surprises going to be any surprise Would you rather, what's the difference? and we are drafting Things that are sticky On today's episode, so sticky, yicky, yicky Uh that will be great. I'm so glad I have the number one pick off course. it's what what a draft. It's really important on today's draft. We've got Alb Oran in the building. Papa Josh, the falcon. They're all sitting in here And You know, Very happy to have him with us Happy to be here. We are going to kick it off, but first I want to remind you spitbllarspod. com you can Do us a favor by leaving us a review, following the show, wherever you're listening and then of course go to. X at Spballer' pod if you want to follow us there and Find out everything we're doing Everything going on Let's gohe and kick it off you rather Would you rather question from Stefan on Patreon says, would you rather only be able to travel by horseback? or have to use traditional mail All communication all communicate We gott to we got to have like some limits on all communication I mean that's like talking. No, I think the implication here is anything from a emails text That is the limit I needed. It seems like an impossible situation to overcome. But the other one is you have to ride horseback everywhere Horseback everywhere, but then like, you know, you're phone calls are out teext her out right Um, trraditional mail You're not overnighting it. You got you got It's traditional So the mle is also horseback. The m I don't about that, but I mean, it's just You don't get to rush it I have Now Andy, I wonder if you have this too, but like a A strange romanticized version of what it was like when you like Like imagine that world where there's no cars And everyone has to get around if you're going the long distance You gott to hoof it or you got to ride a horse. And there's something that sounds pretty good about that. can't believe you said that becausecause yesterday on the drive home from work In the distance was a Uh like a Billowing smoke, okay L Like something was on fire? Like something was on fire in the distance. And I literally did the exercise in my brain of like What if this was an old dirt road and I was on a horseback and I saw smoke off in and I saw smoke off in the distance and I was traveling from town like I literally went into the What if I was two hundred years ago? And how how much slower life is and how you If you want to go and get some food That is like better better bring the gun. Say goodbye to your family in the morning Right? G the get the horses in the buggy and and go on a trip that might involve a camping sleep for a couple times And then you get there. And you try to get what you need. likeike there is no, I would imagine in horssey time that things were closer. They're not like they're not going be like, hey, the nearest there's still saloon is fifty miles away I mean between cities, but within your city or you're Bill whatever. That's not how the Wild West worked. I mean, when you were Yes, once something is established, but As you progress across the country, Towns where it was a long time to go. Like I just read a book about people that would They'd have to travel Hi Once a week, the town and it the town has to travel to go to the Naval Academy Buy By horse And then they just forgot it It's like what twelve fif. crap No because you gott to set your watch by the official time. Bing you bring one watch back. There's no digital. I mean, you guys are acting like there's a way to get it. But no, the point is like if you've got a watch, why doesn't it just keep telling the time? Because watches break Yeah, they if your watch died. I mean, if you forget to wind your watch You're not going to know what time it was. And they go and they eventually, you know, so they go to verify it once a week. like being I literally put myself in that spot of like, and I don't know if it was because we were so busy with work All this stuff going on But I've had this practice now where I'll just turn the radio. I'll turn everything off. My entire drive is dead silent And it's like a treat. J just raw dog in the drive. Yeah, raw dog at that drive New record, New record. and then you just there's a good comedian that has a bit on this about Mindfulness didn't exist when they were growing up. They're like, If I went to the bathroom, I just went to the bathroom. Mindfulness. They're like, if I stayed in line, I just waited in line. Mindfulness because didn't chance to be distracted all the time. Right So I mean, Horseback I'm taking horseback. I want it to take a while to get to where I'm going That one I'm going to really want to go there. It's not on a win. Yeah. I really, really want to get there because I'm going travel for two days To I'm a cowboy ree a little bit. you're bow legged Did you stop and think about that ually Now you walk like But everybody is. Yeah. If this is everybody thing. If we if we're all overweight, are you overweight Jay? No I guess not. I that' just that You're the weight. I'm the weight Well, that's really true. I am weight. I thought about that as an alternative weight loss strategy. I guess I didn't I thought this was only for us, not for everybody. So this is the world has to travel by time. I would that's how I was imagining And then you got me thinking any of the Okay, you got to go out We know we're so connected And've I've talked about this on the show before of like if my wife goes out to run errands And I call her and she doesn't answer the phone the first time I immediately think that she has been in a car crash. She's k her. Some catastrophe has happened because I can't get a hold of her immediately. When you had to go out like this And you say I'll be back in three days time How would What is the oververage before you start to actually get concerned because it's got to be like a week. Yeah if you take just twenty five percent longer, that's a whole other day that's u and then If you're and you sit at home and you you like hope he comes back. You' like, o, okay. well. If they don't I'll never know. if this is if this is for everybody And it's not just for myself. It's like the The world either travels by horseback or all communication goes back in time and it's snailmail. I am definitely taking the communication. becausecause I think that would be so good for society to stop with the instant communication. You know what? I was. It's perfect that you said that because I just I wanted to pull this up. I remembered this from a long time ago And this was this was kind of validated person today is exposed to as much information in one single day then someone born in the fifteenth century would be exposed to in their entire lifetime I mean that is but And we wonder why weies We're broken But we're not meant to have We need stuff to come slow ct as opposed to fast and incorrectly. Yeah. Now this is this is old man time. I hate. Well we're off We're alone. We're old men here Oh man, this feels so old when I'm about to see. Oh man, Jay Oh Do you remember The excitement G a letter in the mail. Yeah. I mean, it was like that was the only way you got Yes. It's also called just getting a letter Like we were at the age where it's like I had a friend It's still called. I had a friend that went to California for the summer And we wrote, Oh, you pinn pal. We pinn pal. No text No, there was no text. No. It was just you you wrote a letter. You sent it and then you wait a week and every day, you go to the mailbox like, ah, Maybe I've got a letter bit. Nah. We Maybe I' got a letter bit. Nah. I got a golden ticket We might need a button for the show that is like the old man button You're right. I mean that you can't get that back either. There's certain like I, you know, it was awesome Toothpastes out. What was awesome for me growing up was I'd go out. I'd wake up I go out in the freezing cold to get the newspaper to find out if my team won to find freezing cold. Yeah. Arizona, forties, whatever. Oh, good Lord man, forties because I needed to know if this home team won and there wasn't a way to know that was the only way to know who w the game if you missed it. Now, when I described something The letter. It was like that was cool was nostalgia. can't get that back. You choseen your example to be like freezing outside. I want to go back where I had to it was uphill both ways to go get that It's like the blockbuster stuff You can get a movie, any movie, any show instantaneously, so the anticipation of receiving it It goes down. It's not as fun. But if you went the blogbust and you browse all the movies, you went and paid, you brought it home and then you you have to watch it within a couple of days. It's an event. You don't get that back. R don't get it back I know but it's horse for me, Mike, what are you doing? Well, I'm riding a horse, brother. All right, I'll take communication. Jules from X writes in, wouldould you rather swim in an overly chlorinated pool without goggles? That's not a good That's not a good time. Like a public pool Yeah, right O water park, one of those hotel pools. Oh man. those things are outrageous. They're outrageous. When you when you walk in the lobby of one of those places and you you smell it and it's like Yeah. Is there no limit to how much you're allowed to put in? I think at a hotel, there is law of how much you have to put in. Now, they're like somebody got sued once for bacteria and they're like, we're not letting that happen again. I don't think there's water and I think it's just chlorine you're swiming in swiming in pure chlorine. Everyone has a weird smell They like You're in Korean dude th though The closed room hotel pool. You chlorinea is C on, you're into that. There's something about. Oh my go. It's really weird, but that chlorine, it smells so clean. Oh my see, I like gasoline so there's no vi what And I like my farts so you know Wh amongst us J I be with me. Yes, see o. Oh my att least I'm not a. Jason. Do you like I'm not one in six, weird. Do you like a permanent marker No, I don't I don't think I've got um, you don't got a Like any of those smells? I think a tire aboutout aindex. you like a good wind The tire rubber is Yeah. like but that's also like a new shoe, which oh man. I didn't even get to the second half of this. Would you rather swim in the pool that Mike talked about Without goggles. now that's going to come with a cost. I mean, quickly Or wash a paper cut out with lemon juice this was an easy one. It you know, you ever heard about eyelids? Yeah. I was gonna say, I literally Don't swim with goggles. usually. I mean That's my default swimming And I don't open my eyes under the water. Yeah, I don That's a young man's game. Yeah, I don't do it. Oh, I never did. I never did it when I was a kid. Oh man, you goggles. I swim blind. That is I know. live. Wait, you close your eyes I close eyes. Oh, that's weird. I know people like you. they're weird. Do you still open your eyes to the pool? one hundred percent. Oh, I can't I't do it anymore. Really? Well, look, if it's chlorinated I which is a pool. Yeah right know. But some pools are way less chlorinated because they're a salt cell pool. Okay or you know, you don't need as much to maintain it. I grew up with a pool that almost had no chlorine in it And so I always swim with my eyes open. then now I've grown up, have a chlorinated pool. It wrecks you in like five minutes. Yeah. I mean, it's awful In this question though, you're opening your eyes underwater. Oh, okay I don't think I can I literally my body won't let me. It's the weirdest thing, man can't get myself like when I was a kid could not get myself you anything thing though, right? Like you couldn't do contact Right. I can't touch my eyeball and something about Like I don't believe. I don't believe that I am allowed to open my eyes underwater. Like the water is going to get into my eyeballs. I don't know. but I don't I genuinely don't know if I could go like if you gave me a hundred dollars and you said here here's a here's a benjamin. You put it on the table and you said, you get that. all you got to do Go in your pool, It's nice out, go underwater, open your eyes, and I will give you this one hundred dollars 't I want hundred dollars. Jason's version if he went on Fear Factor, it would be the most basic stuff under this. It would be like, all right. for this one, Jason Moore is going to attempt to get a standard IV Yeah. Oh, he got his IV. And then it's like Now he has to return something at target. Yeah for his final challenge. This encased spider will just sit here. do absolutely nothing while you stand in one. She has to be In a room with one completely engaged Non venomous I couldn't do spider. I couldn't do it. L it's just a steel box. You can't even stal the spider. They're seeing. they're just like, it's in there. You can't even see it And he still don't do it. Dan, you guys are creeping me out. That sounds awful. I'm not even joking though. That sounds really terrible. Yeah, I don't think I can open my eyes underwater. So I'm gonna be I'm gonna to literally be washing them I'll paperut. I'll wash the paper Yeah the paper cut thatll that'll sting like it It's a small area. It'll go away fast. You can do anything to a small paper cut area for a while. This is wasabi Yeah, just wasabi's going to burn, but then it's over. I mean, it's like Yeah, like putting the what a Peroxide on a cut, sure. It like this is going to hurt real bad. It's true. That's That's a really good point. You w alcohol? That's a very old man thing because they think they're supposed to do that They say don't do that. Yeah. That's like out. What about just like an alcohol wipe? That's fine. Yeah, like you peroxide is like corrosive to some degree. so I think it I think slows the healing down. Yeah I was the bubbling was that was the bad stuff leaving my body. Yeah, that means it's working. Yeah. I I have a story because I I was having an I think an earache or some kind of ear problem. And somewhere in the grapevine twenty years ago It was probably about fifteen years ago because I was married and Someone told me that you should like put hydrogen peroxide in your here. Oh. I did it every single My wife, I lay down sideways, she puts it in my ear This's only time in my life that While I'm not moving in any capacity, the entire room, was spinning in circles. justust Oh, eilibrium w. The room was spinning without moving That's crazy. The whole room When I was growing up, my mom, Ma more, she would clean out my ears with hydrogen peroxide Every week. She must have distilled that thing with water or something. Oh no, I mean, it was it straight out of the brown thing right into the cap Really into my ear, Yeah. And and then it made all the sparkling noises. Oh. So your room didn't spin But I think is this like one of those did you eat paint chips as a kids to? Hydrogen peroxide while effectively killing bacteria damages surrounding healthy tissue potentially slowing the healing process U so it's better soap and water, soap and water or an ointment So just a little PSA out there, people. I heard an anointment, so you also want to be anointed. You get knointed, your wounds shall heal. I was anointed often when I got cuts and they went away Oh, I didn't see. Al Borlland had just shared the information about hydrogen peroxide And I missed it. Yes Apparently it's not good anymore. Yeah. I mean, you know, the leches. Yeah I say we did leeches too and eventually we graduate. So like those dummies with their leeches, give me the hydrogen b. Yes. This is why.'s so funny. We know for the cut just why't you hold it open while you pour it in to make sure I get all the bacteria. We're old men, but you know what We should learn that we know nothing. Yeah. We should be humble enough to know that everything we say dogmatically today is probably going to change Do you remember the Philies of them? Remember the food pyrid? Oh yeah. That's upside down now Bethany from the website Would you rather miss your child's first steps H orr miss watching the Super Bowl in which your team wins. Okay. now I don't have Red alerts. I don't have the number But I would be curious of like How many children parents see the Witness that. Yeah That feels like something that is usually just one pare I feel like if you're lucky both of them see it I feel like that milestone and the first word are pushed upon us as though if you miss it, it's devastating. Right. And I never had that thought. Like I that ' they're gonna to keep walking and keep talking. That would be why. Like if she says to me if my wife called and said, he took his first step, I'll be like cool I'm coming home later. I'm gonna get to see that. And it wouldn't be like in his second step and his third step and his fourth step. he's done. he said this. That's so funny, Mike Yeah, no, it's it's it's a really good point, you know, it's like If it was, do you want to miss your child's only word Yeah. yeah, I would that would matter a lot. Right. only He's gonna to say one word You w' to be there for whatever it is. It's his final word. Um So I think here here fider Yeah I think I was there for the first steps of my All of them But I don't remember Right You know, I don't I don't know, man. I have kids. I've gone through this. so I don't care, man give that super bowl. I'm trying to think back of did I see them and I don't remember Yeah I don't I don't I was there for the first Poop on the little potty. Yeah. There's the That's the moment I wanted to be there for. There's no chance I missed all three of my kids first steps And I I mean, I don't know. I Did your twins do it at the exact same moment? So you had to like divert your eyes or like cross ey or something orr Oh, no, no, no. My daughter was, you know, the winner? She She was well, I mean She was rambunctious versus calm And so, you know, she needed to be on the move. Len let me ask you this. So Jason doesn't remember the steps, Andy, you don't. I don't remember. Ducers is anyone, if you have children I do. because you rem one of them. I do remember. Yeah I do eassier to remember. What do you remember more? The steps or the couple Green Bay Packers Super Bowls that you've watched Aough bab we say Yeah. Yeah. I'm picking the Sortz team. Yeah, baby I mean, come on My kids still walking No Let's what if you were at the if you're at the Super Bowl and you miss the steps is that Wse? No, that's way better. Okay that good reason. Yeah, because you gott to go. I don't even care. No, no The math says no matter what I miss when I go to stud this question Yeah What if a sacred question What if it was a different dilemma And it had to do with the birth of your child. But you do make the birth, but you make it by like a minute Like you dive into the room, you make the birday. So you're not there, but you you help all the rest.' still there, man. I'm still if I made it, I made it Oh you're saying you do this so absolutely Absolutely. Now if I miss that's if you're saying I I am gone because I had to travel You know, I mean, this, I'm sure has happened to someone where it's like The Super Bowl is in Miami And the wife is pregnant.? It's like we were talking about it Yeah a couple weeks out. and then you you travel and you go out of state and then of a sudden, Labor says it's today And Labor says, what? And then imagine you're there And you've already flown to Miami. The Super Bowls in Miami. And it's it's you messed up going. You messed up going. But now I can get home. No know, you need to enjoy the game. I can get home in an hour flight, let's say. Okay. Okay And your wife sends you a link. She's like, here, here's a ticket to the game. I don't think I don't think the faceetime labor is like a big thing The great news is your child won't remember that you Yeahage wife will. I know. You got you got to go back Now see to get back into old manan talkalk The husbands used to just chill in the waiting room while it all happened. They weren't allowed in. Yeah. They weren't they'd smoke in the wait room. smke That's not a joke. I know And you know how much In the hospital In the hospital waiting room. Aain. Yeah. things are changing gonna say we did something wrong. What do you think we do today That is insane social media Oh that's that's a good one. be gone. I don't know it will be annihil. I don't think it'll be able to There will look back and there will be like two generations that were destroyed and Well look back in a hundred years ago, those were the two that were broken by social. I always thought it was braces Like you like this generation this era takes metal and cement in your mouth and brereaks your bones so that you can look a certain you look aesthetically pleasing. Right. I was like I think people will look back hundreds of years from now and be like, still doing it. Maybe Maybe the metal and the cement, but's see, at least with bracees, it's better for your health for your Yeah, it's like it fixes if you b if you' So we think talkk to old One tooth over there. I don't know what you're talking about Um What do you think? Mike? canan you think of anything we do today that's just like, Oh, AR? ys. I like I like your optimism of a hundred years from now. That's cute. If there was a hundred years from now, we're too. All right. We'll take We got Break time. 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No you can have Bistros in America if they are international If they're foreign own you can have like a French they I think they're all for. A Bistro is French. That's I I've come to the expola. Um, a cafe And a diner. a diner, I feel like must be within a certain amount of yards from a major Instate Right, That's fair That's how it feels like. And it used to be it had to be in a box c Right? also true. Really? Yeah, a diner? Uhuh. Yeah, used to be in a box car. What What? If he said it, it's true. It's in a box car near the We're the highways So you don't know what he's saying? I have no idea. Oh look something What what are you saying like a dining car? Are you taling like a train train? Yeah. Like a dining car on a train. Why that's where it came from? So if you search booxcard diner right now you can see a link that says why so many diners look like train cars? I didn't know that. Yeah But that's not I think I think it might have something to do with like the dining car because right you know, and ar wass dining car and then they kind of just went with that in the shape of I did not know that. was a smaller. it looked like a dining car. What's a cafe to you? Does it serve dinner? A cafe has no dinner. Aolly not. Bakfast items only. Oh lunch, lunch cafe too. Yeah, I feel like a cafe a sandwich. cafe does not have They got good breakfast. A cafe does not have a full kitchen You know what I mean? they can't make all the meals. They're like, you know, they they there a bar in a cafe No way As But there isn't a diner Yeah. No, I don' mean like serving alcohol. I mean the you you like you can sit at the bar. You sit at the bar with a newspaper and a cup of coffee. Yes, a diner I they both probably have that the cafe At least a modern cafe. Yeahah, they don't they don't have a kitchen. They just have the It's not a microwave But it's now where the the super heater. I don't know Panini press. Are you talking about like when they convection. Ke Is it a convection? Yeah You put it in, I mean, they're crazy C. No, not committ. They sh things up in about ninety seconds. No Sounds like there's a what's the difference here of all these things you cook with. Um A Bistro I wouldn't trust if it's not written in a script font I don't feel like a be truck can exist in a standard non scripted font And you and they have to have burgers. And a diner doesn't it needs to be able to have like an of Non L Yes. Yeah doesn't have neon. No, because they're not open at night. Right. I I am I am like really frustrated I'm trying to figure what this is. I don't you guys are making up something. What is that device? It's driving me bunk. What are he talking about? Okay, so you go to a sub placeace like Subway. Yeah, and they say, wouldould you like that toasted? Yeah a toaster oven Is it but but things are like super duper toaster ovens. Y toaster oven at home. Industrial toaster oven. Maybe industri. I' saying at home. yourour toaster oven is not ink to a sandwich put that thing does. I know what you're talking about Um, Jason's lost. That's not what I'm talking about. Oh gone. Jason's gone. what is what is the countertop like It's not convection that, you know, the countertop where you where you can Heat st. Do we have like the jeardy where it's not hot it's induction. Iuction. Thank you. Thank you. I am sorry that sometimes sometimes something gets in my mind and I can't let it go. What an idiot. Thank you, Papa Josh, you've never looked more handsome What is the difference between a viewpoint, a perspective and an opinion So hypothetically, you know, Mike, you've got a number of different viewpoints. Mike has a unique perspective on something. Mike has his own opinions What's the difference between those This is a good question. A viewpoint is not something that you need others to have or share A viewpoint is simly change where from where you're standing Well, ye, I mean, it's your point of view. That's what I mean. I but I a viewpoint is just just simply. it's like opinion that you don't need others to share to agree with. Be people want our opinions to be agreed with, right? I think an opinion is something you try to win other people over on. whichich that was you just gave an opinion Yes, I did. Yes, I did, Mike. The perspective and viewpoint are very similar because they both represent like When you talk about a perspective It's from where you're sitting And when you talk about a viewpoints from where you're sitting, like you see things differently for both than other people because they're sitting over there, they're sitting over there. No, so I think I think a person I think as perspective versus a viewpoint. A viewpoint is like This is a thing I care about in my life. likeike this is this is a thing I believe. But which one for a viewpoint A viewpoint is like, this is what I believe. but That's not because of who you are You know what I mean? But but at your point your perspective. I don't know what you mean. Your perspective is The reason I think this is because of what I've gone The only way through the only way you can see my viewpoint or my perspective is if you stand where I'm standing when I look at the Grand Canyon in you can in your shoes in my shoes. You got to put on his actual shoes. That's a viewpoint. Yeah. Yeah. that's what that's how your viewpoints will merge. Yeah. there's otherwise, you're just looking need a ladder. You have your we all have our own viewpoints, perspectives and opinions and they can't be an opinion can be shared. It's a shared opinion. Oh Okay, you can share a whistle with a friend. Yeah Um Can you share a perspective And you share you can have shared viewpoints, can't you? Yes. Yeah I think wearing the shoes a perspect. Yeah, you got to be in the shoes of at the Grand Canyon. This seems like the kind of question that you might answer with your own viewpoint or your own perspective I think this is the first it would be presumptuous of me to try to answer for you. It's the first, what's the difference where We will end it and I will be even more confused And that's why I want to know what's the difference between jelly. Jam and preserve. Okay, here we go. These are important. Here we go Jelly is se Yeah, ye, yeah yeah yeah look it can look Gelatinous Yes, but it is it is. This is a good one for today's draft. They no chunks. No no chunks you don't find real fruit in it No. It might exist, but it's smooth and you don't know it's that Jelly is science topop, man Jelly is one hundred percent came from a production line. J in preserves though. thoseose are starting to get you start to we're blurring the line there. Well Sometimes it's about the jar Okay preserves preserves come in a This is not a squeeze btle. You're not having a squeeze don' never make it out. Right because it's so chunky. You can squeeze bottle jam. could squeeze bottle j. I't know that. I jam was always in a jar because they they when it's in the jar does it say Jam, no preserves or does it say jelly no preserves I don't. Both I think both can make the point of letting you know you're not getting stuck with preserves because I don't want to get stuck with them And neither do you. Perves is what you get H's what here's way. P preserves are bad. Is that the leftover fruit? Preserves are basically like if there's no jelly or jam You can preserve this toast by putting this crap on it. I thought That's what that means. I thought preserves were the like the the nice organic like Oh, you got chunks of fruit all up in there. Oh yeah for They might not even peel the fruit the way they should. They just this thing right out of the ground. Is it that the preserves are Chheewy. where like the jam is it's not smooth like jelly But it's not chewy C correct. Jam is the middle ground between jelly and preserves. Yes. Yes, that's I completely agree. That's why it can still fit in a squeeze bottle. It's hard But it could still get there. There's no way you're putting preserves in a squeeze bottle. Now, preserves might as well be like, you know, you want apple preserves? Step on an apppple three times put it in a jar you're done. You've preserved it. Yeah. it's over. So like and when when stuff When something can't come out of a container, that's why you say it got jammed That's right because it's can't get jellied because jelly' smooth and it has no problem floatating. We't get jelly. Jam can get stuck. I've never been in a bad jelly No, But you've been in a traffic jam. Yeah, notot a traffic jelly. No I guess traffic jelly is just, you know, that's just. Yeah. sa for it's going at a really high rate of speed Okay. All right, We figured that out. What is the difference between being hurt, injured, and wounded Well this is a great question for my children. Oh yeah, it is important.. I gotta be honest Cuff Wounded? can only happen in a war Well w wound wounded bad. wounded wounded It was wounded and I mean, you can't say, Oh man, he went he played in that local rec basketball game. and was wounded? No, no. No there's a musket involved. You some weapon or it can. It has to be some weapon. Can you be wounded in a home invasion No I don't think so. I think you' got to be wounded in Korea Yeah It's got to be a I'd only be Korea. Some kind of battle is what causes wounds. Yeah. then injured is a long term. If It has to be diagnosable. If I'm hurt, I won't be hurt tomorrow. Bob Okay hurt my tease that Yeah, you hurt your toe. Yeah, if you're injured a doctor will validate the pain. If you're hurt, a doctor might say Yeah, nothing's wrong with you. Yeah Diging takes some Tlenool and you can't Injure your feelings. Right? You can hurt your feelings So it's not as Maybe hurt injured is worse. Maybe hurt is like you can't really see it If I maybe mayaybe it's an invisible injury. Yeah. Yeah. ye, you just can't diagnose it. But I will say that if I hurt my toe And then tomorrow, it still hurts. turnurns out You I actually injured Yeah. you think? Oh ye for with that. notot just the baby No, I was an injury if I hurt two days in a row. All right Let's take a break and let's draft What should you invest in? And how often Making investing decisions is easier with fidelity With their step by step experience, you can find investments based on your goals and comfort level. And if you'd like, you can decide how much and how often to invest with recurring investments that happen automatically. 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Thanks, Ducers for taking over. We got you Things that are sticky drafts. All right. Now I think that there's I have the number one pick And I do think that there's something that Maybe the polls, maybe the voters out there Maybe it'll give more credence to this one sticky thing that belongs at the top of the draft, but I simply don't want to take it. I I think that there is one thing that I think is the most stable the one on one. That is the one on one that I want on my team. I don't just want to draft something Uh and Pander I want the number one sticky thing when I think of sticky things and that is honey. Yes That is the one I am taking Honey Yes one hundred one It is the whole thing. It is the sticky Okay, okay, good. It's the clear one hundred one. When we're done with the draft, we can talk about the thing I thought was number one that people would prefer. What is crazy to me. I mean, it's insane. I can't like what there's got to be There's nobody's done. There's no way. When you take a brand new You know, let's say it's the bear squeeze bottle of honey, rightight You take this thing And it's brand new and it's not sticky on the outside. Don't open it And you put a little doll, you know, you open it, you unscrew it, get the capt put a little dollar of honey on a on a bun. And then you put that back and you watch it, no honey spilled out of this cap The next time you go And grab that that honey. It's sticky. Yep Oh It is no one has ever accomplished getting honey without making the container sticky impossible. I mean that's the that is the one I want. up the top of my lifeist. Okay. Yeah, I was I thought maybe there were a couple of other things that people might pander to, but for me, it's funoney But we're doing a sticky draft where we're really pandering to the crowd trying to win that poll Always, Mike, two hundred and ninety nine episodes of compometition All right Aye up All right, you took honey. It was It is for sure on the list. I am going to start my draft with gum Gum is sticky. once it's going to be the response for everything. Yeah. hopefully the thing about gum is What is it with gum in a shoe that It becomes impossible off of the shoe like there's like if under a desk kind of hardens. Yeah and you could just peeel it offh. But if it's in your shoe, you're If you step on like in rocks you might as well throw your shoe away ' that gum is very sticky And some gum is stickier than other good. M might as well be cement. Oh there's there's stickier gum. Yeah Really? Yeah, because I think sometimes gum is made to likeike there's bubble gum that blows bubbles better is there's regular stickier. I think the bubble gum sticker. That's just a random conjecture in my forty years of experience they can stick your gum. I don't know why. So you're saying like if you you get a piece I don't want that checked. You get a piece of double bubble. or like some trident Maybe it's just becausecause when you blow bubbles, you want more gum. And so people who blow bubbles have more total gum. Like if you were going gonna to blow a bunch of bubbles, you put a couple of sticks in. Yeah. you would. And Wait a minute. I was right. O. What you got here? No, no, you didn't I wanted to be validated It says, yes, bubble gum is stickier than regular gum because of its hydrophobic polymers, which repel water and don't dissolve in saliva. Okay. I did science over my life. Impressive PSA people Just throw your gum away. for the love of society. Put it in a trash can No, I I kid. I'm just kiding. I was like we of takeover. How many times have you ever not thrown your gum Honest, let's let's come clean like a full spit on the ground. Not or anything. throwing it out a car window or having to get rid of gum and not Going you can swallow my gum. I can tell you right now my number is incalculable Re you. It's you. My number is I could tell you my I don't even remember doing it. but it's only one place. One area Okay, Where's that? It's out of car window specifically when Turning at an intersection with gravel On the outside that you can throw it into. Yeah I've done that. Um Big important question though, because someone someone out there they're going, the truth is yes to this question Have you stuck it under a desk? Never N I've never done that. I've never done anybody over there and do likea kid There's no way. There's no way you didn't stick it under a desk, papa Josh. There might be some under this des Wait. Wait a minute. Falcon, have you you ever stuck them under a desk? No No you're too young for that. That's a Gold manan's game All right, so gum was Mike's pick, Jason, you got back to back picks. All right, well, I'm gonna take something that is made to be sticky It is glue Glue is the sticky substance. That was the item I I was thinking might. Oh, really? Glue I thought would real pander bear me and the people are gonna love it. I mean glue and foright use honey conjoin items. Right. They do use glue to stick items together. That's why I think it's a very powerful steel at number three. Yes Well, thank you Um, and then There's something there's there's a couple here I like Mor I think they will come back to me or have a chance. So I'm going to I'm going to take I'm going I'm to take syrup r is like okay. It's the honey of breakfast. You know what I mean? L syrup bottles are sticky and I'm telling you, man My youngest has no idea how to eat with syrup I've never seen It in their defense, it is very difficult I mean, unless I make him eat it on the floor like a dog over a bull. There's no way he's not getting that all over him He still got a problem with it. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I'm sure when he's forty he will notot me all. How to eat with syrup. U Srup was pretty high on my list as well. Mike, you have gum on your roster. What are you going with next? All right, let's see. so got one pick I hope slips through to me. I don't know if that helps you or hurts you. I think that is inconsequential. Um I'm gonna to go with I'm going to take based toothpaste Yeah we go. You haven't had toothpaste on your counter. Now I Hold on originally No, we're just looking at you with thoughtfulness. Okay I was originally I don't really put that in the sticky category right away. But then I'm remembering, especially the kind of toothpaste I had as a kid Blue. Oh yeah, the electric neon neon blue That was some sticky stuff. And just I mean, imagine, you know, the same thing about a bottle of honey where once it's on there, it's sticky forever. Now you can be neater with your toothpaste, but once it's starting to get on the top of there It's a big problem. And if you have never cleaned your children's vanity. Yeah, then you'd Maybe you don't know how sticky toothpaste is, but that thing is a menace. It's It's weird because like when when I would questioned the pick I don' feel like it is sticky because, you know, use it every day. Put it in your mouth and it it's not stick it doesn't feel sticky in those moments. And then it does not become sticky when left on the counter It becomes cement. Sometimes you know what I mean? are and cement is. Yeah. I mean, it it just it becomes part of the counter. If it's a small enough amount. Yes. But not the amount that my children manage to leave on the bathroom sink. unexpected, but it is sticky, which We're draftting. All right. Interesting. Okay. my my next two picks are going to be O All right, I know one of them right out of the gate and you can pronounce it however you want it's going bearm Caramel It's gonna to be cararamel. Caramel' stickier than caramel. Caramel is sticker than. Yeah, it's caramel. Are you a caramel? No, of course not Neither of you are I don't You think I'm a caramel guy? I wouldn't the producers, I wouldn't put it past Jason to be a caramel. I bet in fine restaurants he's the caramel guy Can I have a bunch? Yep. Y ye No. H's the look of a man who ordered some Can I have five five fine caramels at the local be rest. I would feel so beyond awkward. E saying the word caramel, I feel like I'm saying that way. What's your new favorite thing to eat lately Caramel? No, no. what did you order on our trip? Fancy boy. What did I pay ninety dollars for? Uh fifteen grams of it Oh yeah. what do you how do you pronounce that Why can't I think of the word I literally ci are. Yeah o. I'm just saying like you're not. Caramel's not above. I think I think the Venn diagram of people who eat Caviar and say caramel. It' pretty much a just a you will circle. I wonder on Brand My brand. If I were to tweet out like How do you think I say this word? You know, like Carmel caramel Right I think most people would put me in the caramel box. You think you're think You think people look at you and they think you's a regular al get this Americ. You get this pull up almost immediately so we know by the end of the show. We can do that. All right.'s also it's caramel Yeah. Yeah so that's correct. Look that is, I mean that that's your pick That's the stickiest Yeah the candy. c mean that is it's a good pick. And then He just said said his pick was good Itere a That was a good I don't know if it's stickiest of theam. The best pick. A lot of people are talking about this pick All right I don't know if it is the best pick, but a lot of people are telling me it's best Um, My third pick Man, will that make it through to me? No, I'm just going to go with it now I'm going to save All right, my pick is jelly and jam Jelly and jam. No preserves h? I mean, no, I mean, you know what what I'm talking about here That's also the container that's super sticky. where if you put a little too much on, you're going to have sticky fingers I'm going with Jelly Jam All right So you jelly jam You have honey Carmel Jelly Jams.. so I have gum toothpaste And Obviously we're not talking right out the can Soda pop Once on soda pop has started to do is drying. Jason's face wereere you going to go with soda pop? I was I was really hoping that soda on the floor. Yeah. Yeah was available for me because there's nothing I think you're on the planet. I had considered just drafting a movie theater floor. Sure because but that's soda. Yeah. that's when you're that's what makes it stake when you're going c the mo's soda is all over the ground and it's amazing how sticky it becomes. Wow. That means I gotght to go back to my list. I was like Ready You had the clothes. Oh, I was ready, but the man, soda on the floor. is like you can't get it clean either. You can't do it. Mop it up. Boy, I just mopped and I'm still No, you clean the floor and then you take the step and it's still on the bottom of your shoe and you get back the floor. Yeah you just throw those shoes away too. We're throwing away a lot of shoes today Um All right, so two picks to you, Jason. Two picks. I know one of them because I was prepared for sod on the floor do you have an official spit ballers pull up which says how do you think Jason FFL pronounces the word Carma fourour votes and we'reon fifty fifty. So we'll let you know. We'll let you know how goes Jason. You've got a couple of picks voting right now. Okay. you're trying to skew the vote. What? All right.ort I'm going to take a toddler's hand. Um, dude, I've never I mean that's a good pick dude. T Tlers humor correct. They are always sticky. It's unbelievable. I mean' dads a three. We've gone through those phases and it's just like Disgusting little monsters, love them to death. Which is funny because like at a certain age, they also need you to hold their hand across. Oh ye. And you are like, o my go. Yeah My hand is so dirty now. So Be they eat and they live and they put them in their mouth and they play with the ground and it all mixes together. Yeah. so gross. It's disgusting. Okay.. All right, so toddler's hands are there. That's a good pict with glue and then Hm, I'm gonna go with something so sticky You can't even believe how sticky it is. that it murders That it was Oh that it kills. Oh I'm going to go with Insect traps. And I don't know if you've ever had this accidentally accidentally sex, right? Yes. But if you have ever accidentally shot one of these things on anything else is not's over with. It's over. If you mess up the folding of them where you're because you have to they come flat And then you you peel the thing off and then you fold them into the shape of the insect trap. and if you accidentally touch the top to the bottom, throw in the garbage canin. U I want to let you know a secret, Andy that I am embarrassed about and is trutue. My insect guy used to drop those things off Hed leave me these little sticky pads. Yeah. Doid you know know that's what youre.y way, isn't it his job as the bug man to This There a couple bugmen ago. They' bonus. Yeah, they bonus traps to put around. So he'd always leave a couple bonus traps, leave the bonus traps out So here's the thing. he left them, you know, unpeeled, whatever. And so for years I would use these. I did not know that it folded up into like a little box. you put them flat? Come on. I just take the peel off left it. Y' poor toddlers. And I'm telling you in your dog I got it on things all the time, man. Oh my It was a real problem. If you st on it on accident, throw it choose away. You would step on these on accident. Yes. I had no idea they folded it into a into like I a cararamel man. you taught me you didn't know, but like I think it was up at the cabin. you showed me like this the trap that you were putting out and it was like, Oh, you were watching me. Yeah. And I was like, Oh my goodness Oh, dude that's how they're supposed to work And they're excellent. Did you look and say, what is that thing? Yeah I was No, no, actually. is this is actually true. What I actually thought Ooh, I gotta buy those. All like they're different ones. Yeah. I was like, oh, I didn't know they make them like that. That's the expensive one. Jason's being constantly caught in his own traps Oh man.ast way at least at least four times. eighty four votes in Sixty percent of people think that you say caramel. Yeah, I'm seeing it. Yeah forty percent say cararamel. I I'm a fancy p. Including Jack who says he one hundred percent says cararamel thinking it's fancy Well at least I know I'm fancy So u Alast I'd love We all know you're fancy boozy and you're like, no, no, I'm just a regular guy Well, but but but also on brand is like the buffoon stupid can't spell type of thing Flat trat, flat in. Exactly. So that part of me, I thought would win the cararmel. You know, but all right, All right. I guess I got to start order some ordering some caramel. Yeah. ye or just put some on a flat piece of paper and set it around the house, catch the bugs All right All right Mike, you have gum, toothpaste and soda pop. Jason ended with glue, syrup Toddlers' hands and insect traps Those are really good last round picks. Mike, one more for you. I'm going to take duck tape Yeah. Ooh, that stuff is sticky tape is really sting. Yeah. Okaykay we I don't know if we've talked about it But I don't remember it. How much of your life Did you go around thinking? It was duck. eighty five percent eighty to ninety percent. Okay I'm right around there too when when in fact, it might still be. Well there is duck tape brand now because someone figured out that everyone is dumb and it's duck to tape In our defense that's silly to call it doctor the teas run together. But anyways, if if you are still one of those people Thinking that it is duck Dave It's D U C T Yeah. it o. Yeah whichich I imagine that it's tapaking a lot of ducks together. Yeah, that's fair. Does a lot. All right, my final pick, I have honey, caramel, jelly and jam and then I've got Unfortunately, dude, I've got a lot of picks left, but I I'm gonna go with something that was so sticky that it was a punishment at one point in time It was something that was done to people because it was so miserable. Oh It's t Yeah's t hard. I mean, people were tred and feathered. Oh man. And I think Tar is so bad that like dinosaurs literally like, I'm just gonna die in here. Yeah