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And I had nothing to land on Welcome into the Spitballers. happppy to have you with us Al Borlan in the building back there inducers Ally next to Great bald one Oh my gosh There's just something about the lighting back there too Al's wearing his black hat and then there you go. Like yeah, like the shadows. Josh is just this illuminated head. You look a lot better in the shadows. Yeah. Yeah. You were made for the shadows. Yeah. love lighting. We've got would you rather some baller dash And we are drafting the best things on planet Earth that are made of wood. Oh man, which If only this was metal This is gonna to be a little tougher for me because You're more of a metal guy.uch much more of a metal guy than a wood guy you're an alloy. you' good at the alloys. R. There's a lot of great stuff that we have built made out of made out of wood. Yeah. Yeahah, there'll be some really Pics today, I'm sure h Let's do some much rather. Would you rather Wood you rather Oh I see my gosh. Itfestal I love wood. That's all I could think. All I could think of when this draftle was floated was Oh, What's that? lot of fruit If you could have Only one If you could only have one in a movie theater, would you rather have reclining seats or food and beverage service. W. It is an ironic timing for this because I took my daughter to the newest tooy store movie O Saturday She was dying to go and we have a theater, the closest theater to us is a food and beverage theater with reclining seats I told her I didn't want to go because I was checking all the showt times all the seats We're sold out except the first and second row. Okay which Every time I'm in there, I'm like, those aren't that bad in this type of theater, but I never want to book them. So I finally booked them. And I will say this is the first time I was like reclining seats were a complete necessity. becausecause I was that close to the. Was it okay because I genuinely w third I was in the third row. And it was fine. It was fine. compleompletely fine because those are always available. I'm like no, I don't want to do Yeah, that's how I was. But she wanted to see it so bad. They were all sold out. We got the third row The reclining seats were clutched for that. because if you think about it, you're up there. The neck is definitely moving upward, but the recliner really helps Like what's your? I feel like the experience or the access to the experience, I should say, because it's been around but like where they bring you the food. And they bring you the beverages. That's newer. Yeah because we had to be really novel. Yeah, we had what studio movie Grill. I don't know if they're still around. I only went there like once or twice. so I don't do I've really only done where they bring it out maybe five times. Really? Yeah. That's the only way a movie anymore. only way I want a movie. That's the only way I want a movie my wife Absolutely has to have the recliners. When we go to certain theaters around us have certain theaters of And she just ye she were losing is way better than the reclin. She refuses to go, but I'm kind of I barely use the recliner when I'm in the recliners feel like I get too hot. L all my body weight is on this leather chair. rightight. And if it's an empty theater it's fine because I'll literally just switch seats. I'll just like you'll see genuinely I see like like you your flippp the pillow. I will be in these two seats because I get hot and I'll move to that one. Now do you time it up with like When you sense that the you're in the second act of the movie or the third. It's every ten minutes, man I'm back. There's just a timer goes. Absolutely. It's a heat timer, body hot potato Um The first place in Arizona that started serving food, like restaurant style order. it's delivered to you didn't have recliners. You were int like, offffice chair type of seats with a desk Um It was That's honestly true. It's like the kids desks in school. Yeah. and it was awesome. I Wh the answer to the question. Who is the answer? Now back there inducers Alie, and I' I've honestly I like Josh for the most part, but this is one of the areas that You know, we see movies together. That's one of the things we've done over the years This guy does not get food in movies Ebra. He's just like I don't want it. And then I'm Josh' side That's because you're not you just admitted you're not going to the places that serve food. I don't want if I go to a a normal movie theater. I don't want one of their hot dogs. sometimes like a good dog. You know, one of their microwave pizzas or whatever they have. like those are those are crappy. But if you go to a place that actually deellivers food, they've got a nice menu I will say this, I don't think we have gotten to our final form of the process because becausecause there's still humans involved I think so. And I think I wish a cheeseburg. I wish it could come out of the seat or something. like people coming Oh, what's that under me Oh no. I think in front of the soup. Maybe that doesn sorry, thank you. Yeah. I shouldn't have got the soup. Oh, My pants are wet. H It's funny you were gonna to go Spernima. They give you the Well it would have been in in my descriptor. They give you the QR code like you're going to pull your phone out and QR code it in the middle of the movie if you want to, but that's distracting for your neighbors. Yeah, it And then they come out and they grow with the feel Yeah, they come out the bill, they block your view. They came out. I wanted to order like some dessert in the middle of it. That felt like I was inconveniencing people That being said again A cocktail Sure. And then another one Yeah, if the movie's bad and then a nice nap, honestly turn the movie off It' just a little bright for me in here. Can you dim just dim that? Can we just do a place where you recline and drink cocktails and there's no movie. Yeah. No show. So like a I'll take a I'll take a neegroni of a bed and two unisoms, please. Two unisom It's much harder I would say when I was, you know, when we had the young kids Public napping with friends. Yes. when my kids were younger We were pretty Disciplined with when we would go to the movie, like we would We really wouldn't do the snack bar It was and this was eventually they knew, you know, they would still ask, of course, but it's like, no And later we moved to like one candy whatever, everyone gets one candy and then're we're done with it But when you go in and then a server walks up to you and they're like, what would you like? It's a lot harder for me to Half the kids not like an expectation. Yes, they And all order their food and then It comes out and then of a sudden it's going to come out with a giant ice cream. I'm like, wait a minute This was You don't have control. I didn't approve this. Yeah. but it's here and now it's too late. There's there's drawbacks You should be I figured you should be able to prerogram the buttons on the side on your on your phone or something and then you just hit them and they're already preset to your stuff that you want Okay just keep smashing it and ordering it I mean, food is great. Recliners are great. Yeah. The combination, you see they're making a four D theater that's about to open up out here rightight here. I don't know if I need that needs move.'t need that. I don't need that in my life. wind vibrate. There's I think even water, you know, they'll have the like, o, the big dog sneezed. You're covered in water where you're like at the you're at a three D movie at Dneyland? That's what it seems. C covered in mud when they drive through the mud. No I don't need that. I don't need that in my life What I'm I'm I can't handle motion simulators. So what is your final vote? You want the recliners to in m? Yeah Yeah, I lean that way Give me the food and drinks. I mean, I can't you I don't even need the recliner. do you eat reclined? L mean you're gonna to be eating so much that you don't recline Yeah because otherwise you keep the feet down while you're eating. Yeah, when I'm eating, I keep the feet down. I will say I have a problem. I'm very tall. And when I recline, I feel bad about it because if anybody I Isles Would you rather have Mm. Dumbledors Organdalf's powers. That is the question. Doubledor orrgan. who needs some help from the nerds Right Okay This is this is a weird weird of these because they' both the same exact thing. Okay, hereere's my problem with this I only know one difference. But here I want to know this difference Well, I don't o, spoiler alert if you have not seen Boil Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings are free game I don't do There could be young ones. There could be parents with young ones and they don't want it to get ruined. So I'm giv them a warning, Harry Potter warning. Ganolf makes it back Dumbledore gets yeed intont infinity And so does Gandal. That was actually the quote from the book What snappees like ye. Here's the probleroudm my ha, but the same Gandalf. not not only does he fall to his death. He comes back and he's he's more powerful. He's way better. He's the white. Yeah. He's of the white. Instead ofay? Does he only have the two forms? I don't, I don't know. G it's gray and white. It's like okay Um Here's my problem with both characters Not saying that this will go one way or the other My problem is that both of them have apparently the greatest power all the time they could ever have. They can do Amazing things But somehow for the sake of movies, obviously and stories, it's the Sperman Pm. It It's the superman problem. It's constraint. So it's like Gandalf shows up back as Gandalf the way He just rose from the dead. Yeah. He comes down the mountain. he's got he's He shines like the sun. He's amazing Thor is is the greatest, most powerful wizard In the seven books, how often does he use his wizard dr? Noot nearly enough. Just little goof gags. Yeah, like but that's like that eventually gets in a big duel, but the ultimate martial artist R like it's the discipline. I don't dr. I I'm so advanance my martial arts, I don't even. I will say this So the premise of the question I apologize for forever wrote this end. Thank you for listen. The premise is so stupid. Uh, because they have the exact same powers. they can both have no they mean Gles doesn't use a wand. I was going to say There's a w for just staff No Well, the staff amplify Josh' the same No, it's the same for both. The wand and and the staff they amplify the magic that the person has Dumbledore can do magic without a wand, Game can do it without a st I don't know if Dumbledore can do it without a wand Absolutely. I don't think so. one hundred percent Prove it. on't judge my Harry Potter no. Mike's looking back into the du. I like they know. I don't think I think you need the wand You would be incorrect. Did Harry have a wand yet when he was starting to do accidental magic thing at eleven years old? No, he did' that's sellis. Come on think Dumledore can't. No, you're right. The answer to this question is the wand help is Dumbledore, even though he gets yeated And and Gandolf comes back Gay. Dumbledore iss the most powerful wizard in the universe in his book Gandbal's not even like the most powerful wizard in his area. It's like he's got like three other guys that are better than him. What an embarrassing way to go then. You're the most powerful wizard But he chose to go. This was like Snape, you gott to kill me. What was this spoiler Oby one Yeah, that was a big spoiler. I mean, I guess it is O one because Harry Potter is I don't know. I think I'm going to go Gandalf. I think I like that Fantasy Wor more Dumbledore is stuck inside of Castle's whole life, like Ganolf Roaming around Gandalf also flies on the back of Eagles Yeah, wouldn't didn't Do those eagles have like a range limit? Why couldn't we just fly these bad dogs? No doesn right to the volcano, drop the ring and move. You could have easily just flown on the eagle. I will say this, Dumbledore does not have a flying mount. I mean there are flying mounts in Harry Potter but he doesn't have one. also doesn't need it because he can operate Okay which is I think's the one that didn't die disappear and appear wherever he wants. Why didn't he do that while he was falling? No, that's Dumbledore Dumbledore didn't fall to his death. That was Gandalf that fell to his death. Yeah Gandalolf fell could use hypothetical death. He fell when was Balrog pulled him down. Was Dumbledore struck before he fell. I don't He never fell off the t you're confused Gandalf. Gandolf was Dumbledore just died on the top. He didn't fall down Oh, he doesn't, No No. I mean, he fell down like when you die, you usually don't stay standing. Yeah But I'll take the one that lived Mike, you don't care. Yeah, I don't. his answer U We got one more for one hundred K would you rather have to keep a goldfish alive for three years or a Bonzai tree alive for three years I know so little about these two things. I know that Gldfish die quick. Yeah. I don't I don't even know if three years would like surpass the average life expectancy of a goldfish, which would make that impossible No, it can't because also some goldfish G monstrously huge, right? Likep If if they're in eyes of their bowl, Jason. Yeah. So if it's like a lake Is there a lake goldfish Well, there's just a gold mononster? Yeah, there's no lake Banzai tree, I didn't know that they're hard to keep alive. I just assumed you had to trim ' them up all nice to make them look cool Are they hard to keep alive They were just meticulous answer just like Give them some sunshine and an appropriate amount of water, you're good I mean, yeah, it's it's more like I don't have to make the Bonsae tree look beautiful, do I I have no idea, man We don't know anything about either of these things in this question I I know that I could keep a Bonzai tree alive. I know I know nothing about a Bonszae tree. I know nothing about a goldfish. Well, does the Bonszaie tree is it particular with like the sunlight and the amount of water? Maybe don't care If it starts dying, here's the thing. you could tell when a plant starts dying And kind telling fish is kind change things. I don't think that's true. Mike, I think I can't. It just goes upside down. Well, that's what it's dead. So that's my point is like I feel like with a goldfish You don't know, oh my gosh, something's clearly going wrong. They don't sneeze. Yeah c. Yeah. they signs like like u Yellowing leaves. Exactly. withith plants. and the crazy thing about plants is you could bring them back, man. I have seen my wife has had these plants that she has killed one hundred times and they they go gand off? Yeah. and then they are the plants are so white now Um They she brings them back. It's like they just need a little bit of sunshine and water Eventually it will come back to life. A goldfish also, I will say this, if I fail at either of these, I'm going to feel much worse with the goldfish I feel much worse about the bonz I really. I think they're supposed to be special I feel like if the Bonzai country were to die, I'd be like Oh, darn it But if the goldfish died, I'd feel guilty. I'd be like, Oh no killed the goldf ten to thirty years been properly killed for. Killed for? I went properly killed for. Oh well then give me the goldfish. That Both of these are things that I feel like in my life I've tried to take care of and they always die. to. Do fish get Gill diseases or or breathing problems the way that like air that that humans do as or just air breathers, I guess you would say What else I don't know what else to call themreat.oy you know like we get like you're talking respiratory Y, things. have Mike, I couldn't not know that more. just we're here to No I know asking. And that is my answer. Be it's like we run into problems all the time. You're like, dude, I can't breathe. My lungs are not functioning. They're full of crap. I Does that happen to gills? I imagine if the waters like Murky or bad are not oxygenated, yes. I would think that they're like Plluted water, right? Like the little water factory animal boy He's a marine biologist. Come on, so he should ask Why aret you chiming in You didn't ask. Yes. Yes I did I literally ask That was all he did was ask that question. They get a lot of stuff, man. If the water is not well taken care of, they can get things like ick. they can get get d Oh man you larly You can't lose the Iick once you get the That's that's not I have learned. You can't lose. You got a new ick. They get the ick. That's how much thought we put into naming their diseases. Yeah. They got the o They got the icky Iicky. It's fine the gross. St with the Bonse tree. What's your if you're going the Bonse tree or five to ten years, I'll take the fish. None of those were the right time for it was like ten to thirty years. Was that what he said? Yeah, whatever. All right, last one, Would you rather have unlimited storage on your laptop or your smartphone Unlimited storage on your laptop of your smart phone run into storage problems on either, but my bigger files are always on my laptop When I have full length recordings of my children's, you know Th those are on your laptop? Theater productions? Yeah I mean, I'm not going to put them on my because I feel like how do you record them Well, I don't record them. The theater records and then they send and then they send you the digital file. And so it's like, I thought you're holding your laptop but U but those are like the biggest files that I have I would say that Most of the time, the consequential stuff is on my phone, so I would probably choose that I mean, photos obviously N not everybody's got like full length four K theater videos. So I'd say that like Mike, do you run into storage issues Um I guess more on the computer than on my phone I'm not yeah, I'm we think about stores the way we used to think about. No, I don't think so. It used to be something where you were you know, if you had a gaming PC It was like, oh I got these. To games. Oh yeah, and then you got It's like, I got I got to delete this game to download the other game. I'm out of storage. Actually, that would be my answer, but it wasn't one of the options. My desktop computer would be my actual answer to that. Because of games. Games are the biggest thing that you download and that's the thing I've actually My hard stage is like the video game consoles. Yeah, my laptop, I don't care. My ph phone Be told when I said I have that info on my laptop, I completely mean my PC Your desktop could my desk say one in the same. Do have you have a laptop and a desktop? Yeah, I've got like just a regular computer at home This guy man, he's r. don't have you don't have another computer I do. Okay. Whoa, you have this thing I have? What the what in the world? All right, let's take a break and we'll get into some baller dash. One second, you're enjoying your day off. The next, your phone buzzes. A window hass been broken at home, you're miles away. In one second, everything can change. That's why ADT's professionally installed security systems monitor your home twenty fourty seven. 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So every every opportunity to play Baller dash is a new opportunity to not be the worst I'm glad we don't have to wear like some sort of outfit for the loser of this one We are playing Ballerash. We have each made up a Definition for a weird word A description for a notable person an acronym todayod's acronym CKD. We'll get into that. Weird law We finish the the sentence in Alabama, it is illegal to throw salt dot dot dot. And on the wounds U that would hurt. moovie plot. she'll be wearing pink pajamas. We made up a movie plot for that.'ll be reading or Al Bordan rather will be reading Our submitted definitions and the real one, our job is to identify the real one If we can convince our patriots here to O point sake name or description, then we earn some extra points That's right. You get one point if they guess your answer and you get two points if you guess the correct answer Let's go. All right every.'s start with that weird word. and that word is Pagamoggin. Do That is okayd. Yes, saagamugggin. is a Pagamaggin a wooden war club with a big knob on the end. Could be A beloved Scandinavian winter tradition where teams race specifically modified four seat sleds. You you say Scandinav? I'm sorry spepeally modified, not specifific. That's right. You got some Scandinavians No, I love them Hey or're awesome. is a Pagamoggan, a person who enthusiastically commits to plan with little understanding of how it works Or is a Pogamoggan a Scottish term for the last sheep in a flock to enter the pen. That's a good one. If someone wrote that one, That's a good one. Pogamogams. The last sheep, Why are we calling the last sheep a word that long All right so we got for like the slacker. We got the winning club one, the Scandinavian one, the person that plans with little understanding E Now they enthusiastically committ a lot about with little understanding. You know, a lot about that one, Jason You're a real Pgaoga. And then the last sheep. the last sheep to enter the pin. And one of these just sounds like what it is, which is never what never is what it is. Never is what it is.ever is what it is Do we rotate lock? Yes, we do. Okay I'll go first Go ahead because I'm gonna to go with the stupid And it just sounds like a poogamoggan. like I'm master with a poamog. I'm whoop youide the head with a pogamoggin. I'm between a couple of them Well, we all are. We're not you. We got fourides from between these four. I'm gonna to say the person that plans with a little understanding. and I the last sheep one's too good I'm going with the last sheep Alrighty. I think if I'm scoring correctly, Jason I think got three points because he correct He guesss the correct answer. It was the club It was the club was a club. And then Jason's answer was the last sheep. Yeah So he got a point for that and then Mike gets a point for coming up with the person who ecusiastically. Nprise no points. I hate this game. All right. starting with Jason with three, Mike with one, Andy with notothing. and we are moving on to the notable person. And that person, terrible star is old Poppy Faldmo Poppy Faldmo, Poppy Faldmo. Wallace in Faldmo. Exactly. was Poppy Faldmo, a Danish baker who invented the spiral cinnamon bun after dropping dough into a laundry ringer Okay, this was Poppy Faldmo the first female screenwriter in America. was Poppy Faldmo, a woman who removed her own tonsils because she couldn't afford the operation What's going out right now Or was Poppy Faldmo known for writing The Quiet Year a best selling memoir about growing up in rural Montana So two writer things, female screenwriter and writing The quuiet year? That's the most boring book I've ever heard I lived in Montana. It was quiet best cely end. I'm locking in Danish Baker the first one that was like a ye entire conf I can't afford it. Oh that one's just that was amazing. Yeah, we have Danish Baker, female screenriter, the Tonssels again of Forida and the quiet ear Montana. That's where the first in the last one, Danish Baker and the Wh you Yeah, those are just too long. They feel like I mean I guess I shouldn't say this until you lock in Um I'm going to go to the I'll do the the same one Andy's on. the Danish baker. Yeah I will go with Tonsils rememoving my tonss. Is that yours? No, Oh, no, but It it's either right or Andy deserves a point because that's a good answer. Andy's not going to get a point. I didn't get any point. Oh did you get But Jason got four That's right. And then you said the line about it being too long. That's why I said to try to incept it and gott to play the game. Oh, I hate you. When you guess the club I was one hundred percent sure you wrote that one in. A Yeah. And you were trying to Let me go for. You have seven points? Man, this game is eas infinity more than me That is true All right, we're moving on to the act What's the total? seeven to seven to one to zero. Oh, Mike is tightly in a race with me for last All right, we're moving ont to the acrym, which is CKD. is that consumer key data Calculated kill distance Committee for Korean Domestics. Certified kitchen designer. What wass the first one Consumer key data Nor s Data. I don't know. You guys say data or data I don't both Usually data I think unless we're talking about Star Trek. Yeah. or right or the super key data It's not about Serjry Mike, you get to lock in first. Okay, Lucky the kill one confirmed kill distance. This doesn't even make sense, but so calculated o distance. I'm gonna to go with the kitchen designer s my Jason is going to end up with three points timees He got the correct answer again you get He also came up Oh no, calculated kill distance. Thank you, Mike. And M loves my an. Andy gets two points for this round. Oh no. Oh no, no,ose. You frog hw. I have not had one of mine guest once. S right. in years. In years. Jason is crushing with ten points. Andy. That's why. Right behind him with two points And Mike just behind him. This is a two man race. I should just stop. Yeah. Okay, let's move on. I've got momentum. Good luck, catching up. All right. we're gonna move guessing Mike's answers every time to the movie plot. And the movie title is we don't know Lord L law. Uh, I have it in my dock last but. Okay to that one know it doesn't matter to us. I just didn't want you to forget it. We'll do the weird law. All right In Alabama, it is illegal to throw salt On a church floor during a wedding On a railroad track intont lakes into an aquarium Those are all Jason. You are first, short So say them one we're in Alabama, it's illegal to throw salt on what? On a church floor during a wedding, on a railroad track, into a lake, into an aquarium Which one is all I want is the right one. All I want to will tell you that not guess Andy's. That's my only goal here. Yeah 'ause you want m never to be guessed. Yeah Although you're in the lead now. I mean between you two Mike by one, thank you The lake is dumb That one would never be the aquarium makes a little sense Oh now Hm. I have to lock in first. I'll go I will go on a railroad canan't throw salt on a railroad That's what I'm doing too. Yeah, me too All three of you guessed the correct answer. All right. Oh, no chang. No changes. Mine was aquarum. Mine was aquarium. Oh, I was really close to aquarium. Mike was close to getting one guess. Mike was Lakes and Jason was the church. Oh man All right. Well Well last the railw road tracks made some sense with like Did that make them r or something it's illeg? I don't know All right, B two. go for that salt. We're. moving on to the movie plot and the movie title is she will be way the last round is worth Five times the points I'm guessing out will end the game with fifty point fifty thousand points She'll be wearing pink pajamas A washed up private investigator becomes obsessed with tracking down a mysterious woman who appears in strangers' dreams wearing pink pajamas. O to discover No she's been leaving It' not a crime that hasn't No, it's not because these Cards, aren't On ate my eleven pieces of paper. I don't know who wrote that Andrew, but this is the worst answer in the history of Ballardash I have ever witnessed. Oh man. Oh my gosh, I'm not writing that down. Whatever that was, I mean just terrible You kept going about four times Okay, yep It's not good enough y I've gotta convince you this is a real movie. Oh my gosh. Oh I hope that's Andy's, please Oh Okay, she'll be wearing pink pajamas. A country singer promises to wear pink pajamas on stage if her terrible football team ever wins a playoff game. She'll be wearing pink pajamas is that a group of women go on an intense survival course to see how much they can take Or is it a spirited young girl bounces from one adoptive home to the next, unintentionally sabotaging every chance at a permanent family as she searches for where she truly belongs. That's pretty long U singer. U Oh yeah, you go first I feel like I gotta know who the first one It' was It was. I mean it' just so bad. It's like you know how this game is played, right? No one could ever put that on a cer when I typed it man, I made him read all that. Oh gos. I got wait me. I have to go a group of women Survival. Yeah, that's what we'm de with is o Jason got the correct answer along with Mike. And let's see. Jason Jason's answer was the country singer. Thank you. And. Andy chose that. And we all know what And's answer was. No, but that was time Mike Tied. Me and Mike Tied. No was five. You said. Andy said it was time it was five. So I dominated. Yes, you did Goodness. You got ro for it, you guess the correct ide.. I feel like That's a first there' I mean, they're decently easy. You know one of them that is' mine. And when you always know Andy's, I'm just picking between mic's or the right one. It's like it's not that. Oh my God. What was read that answer one more time Jeremy, just out of curiosity I'd love Perhaps the movie was what? It's called She'll be Wearing Pink Pajamas. And it could be about a Washeda private investigator who becomes obsessed with tracking down a mysterious woman who appears in strangers' dream, wearing pink pajamas only to discover she's been leaving clues to a crime that hasn't happened yet Yeah yeah. Okay. I will be better in the future. I hope so. That's my commitment. I'm going to dominate next time. by completely It's also you' not thinking you you made minority report in pink pajamas You bet I did. 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Rad Um I've got the first pick and I think there's a lot of ways to go about it. There's a lot of things Mike said earlier in the show that are made of wood that are very cool Um I'm actually gonna to go with Like don't I don't know if something's better. Because it's made of more wood than something else. Oh, interesting question Not necessarily. I got some stuff that's made out of very little bit of wood. Well, that's yeah, I'm just setting the table for my pick. I'm taking a Log cabin. would have that would have been my first pick. A log cabin with the number one pick. It's on my lists It's huge and, you know, and it's aw peopleople want it still being made of wood that people still want to be made of wood Yeah I mean, not everything that hass been made of wood, people want that anymore. Well, and it's funny because like there are houses that are made out of wood I guess very tr. mostost do houses are made of wood. Yeah and also other things. Yeah them up. But it doesn't seem like, oh, you wouldn't be like, I've got a wooden house. No, you wouldn't. But when you've got a log cabin, it's got a wooden house. You've got a wooden house. It's thing' burn quick. Yeah, for sure Don't get m in the forest. Oh, that's where they all are. Yeah. Mike, you've got the first on the table for You were me? Yeah, for you. You were floundering know you it for me. I was gonna save it and then you chuckled. I was in great shape Mike go ahead. I'm going pirate ships baby. That's a great pick. Now you you went pirate shhip versus just a regular. Oh yeah. yeah. It is funny because it' a regular ship Like if you wanted to describe ir If you wanted to describe a ship like the one that like Columbus took across the ocean How do you do you say ship? A wooden ship? That's boring. Pirate shhip is way less boring. Yeah Piratehip is cool. Like a vintage Itallion Well, whenn't you sayapa Jos saying Yeah. I thought a gallon was gold. Well that's Harry Potter Um, I There is When you say a ship If you just say an old ship Yeah, that's what. I can't even like sugarate I just know, okay. I know what it is but I can't picture it in my mind. You say a pirate ship And I see it. Y I see Oh y. I just saw a reel of It's a Speaking of Scandinavian, what was it Sweden There's a museum up there, and they've a full size preserved Viking type It eal is Dude, it looks so awesome. man. And trying to imagine The sea just used to be filled with these things. Yes wild All right, Jason,, it's not metal. It's wood. You got to pick two time. I'm a little out of my comfort zone here, but u a nail I you know Unlike things that could be metal but you make metal wood to your guys as things You're not building your log cabin, you're not building your pirate ship. Speak for yourself. You do build a treehouse out of wood. You got to put the sweat and equity in. It was my second And so my house is not to think it's a log cabin Yeah, sure. I get that, but I was to pick away O would of wood. It's inferior to Lug cabin. you definitely chose the worst one. I will look down on you from tch the trees Literally Yeah And then I guess I'll take probably the biggest thing made out of wood U since you guys think you're getting a big thing with a pirate ship and a and a in a log cabin. Okay. Are you taking I'm taking a wooden roller coat. Oh, that would have been my next pick. Wooden roller co my next pick. I can't believe they exist. They really shouldn't. They really They're really great. Great. How do you fix them? They're overnight You just put new wood You wood. put or tar I don't know. I't Sap. He just How can you fix this? Throw some tar on it. Yeah, make a stick together But giant wooden roller coasters, they seem so cool to me and they're're also not cool at all. classic look No, they are actually they're actually really actually stupid. No, they're good. What good roller coaster? This is a weird take. What is wrong with woodenll? Probably as heck. Theyre not all of them. a lot of F of all, let me ask you a question. I agree with you Please. This is another acronym, The commommittee for creating roller coasters h We're going to make a roller coaster. What are we going to make out of? Nobody answers w now. No, no. We replaced it You think we're making a lot of ships out of what? now? Why isn't cool? Like It' going on a cruise ship next week and' made out of wood. Papa Josh, you ride on roller coasters. Are they better if they're wood? they're not saying they're better. We just said Are they cool if they're w Some of them. Yeah right The second pick for you was imagine coaster. all. Imagine the intro to step by step. I know The televisionro know. I've been on I've been on TGIS And it's zooming out with the real fake ocean being superposed, but it's got the big white wood roller coaster. I've been on that roller coaster. It's great. They can't be It is, but they also, you know what they can't do They can't make me sick because we can't get them f can't get There's an argument Mike. You've got pirate ships, you got another pick coming up I was hoping to get roller coasters Uh So we will take no chances. I will take guitars That would have been my next pick. Yes. Yeah, an acoustic guitar. That would have been a travesty. Yeah, you getting guitars, that makes sense. me getting a rocking chair, that makes sense. Yeah the next pick for sure. that pairs well with your log cab It pairs perfectly with my log cabin as does the third pick. I'm building the set here, boys cananoe Oh, I'm taking a canoe. Okaykay It's not a pirate ship. No, but it is a boat Yeah, it' and it's got a purpose. And they do still, I think, make those out of wood offtentimes, not always, butably more carbon fiber now. Yeah. Everything's Cb been Flided What would you think of a pirate ship pulled up in it' carb fiber? Would you be in? I mean like that thing sleek. How fast is that thing go? It would be pretty sick. Yeah I'm guessing the peg legs are also carbon fiber too. Wow yeah All right, log cabin, rocking chair canoe. I've got a vibe going on. Mike. you've got a pirate ship with some guitar players on it got another bitick I'm going with baseball bat Mhm A baseball bat. I meanah Good Good for sport. Yeah. I mean not good for protecting yourself. Not a collegient b. These do use the metal? they're aluminum, man 's disgusting It's a horrible sound It iss a horrible sound The crack of a bat is is one of the B things about baseball. I agree Um Why less it breaks in half and than then you've got like a That something could stab with Jason, Treehouse, wooden roller coaster I'm going to take look, you can't have whiskey without it Okay, I' say you in a whiskey barrel Okay, a nice big whiskey barrel. I can even ride this thing down the Niagara if I want to once I've emptied out the whisky Uh But yeah, is that in your bucket list? going over the falls. That's that is how I hit the bucket list. That That's how I want to go. I mean Is there any barrel can be a whiskey barrel, right I yeah, yeah, but a whiskey barrel N only one that has had whiskey in it Oh yeah and oil, but that's metal. Yeah Any wood barrel can be a whiskey barrel. Correct Why do you need it to be wood? Youid you just want to absorb the That' weave for clavroom? It's li as it in you have different kinds of you have different kinds of material. decided flavor profile, you can I'd like this beverage to taste like wood. I was thinking, who decided they wanted to go over the falls in a barrel The first dude that did that Hey, I got this idea I wouldn't do that, Bill I mean, a lot of people have died trying that Why we haveve always had stunt people. you know're like we get a motorcycle because if you do it and you pull it off in your you're a hero Like hey, what are you can do with that motorcycle? I know Stack twenty cars together and I'm going to jump it All right, I still have one more pick. You do So Jasonince nineteen oh one, fifteen individuals have attempted to ride over Niagara Fall. fifteen dumb people. How many li at least five documented fatalities? That's thirty three percent. The other those was going over don'ty other ones were didn't botherered to tell anyone that if they made it? The other ones were undocumented fatalities. where they just turned around and walked away from the falls and nobody wrote it down. Tell no one. Jason, you have a whiskey barrel And you got one more pick I have my final pick. I am going to go with In nice Finish sauna Oh, I mean, o. beautiful wooden room smells Is that finished or finished Well, both I do prefer my saun is finished Uh, but also the open air the dry sauna. I like the dry sauna more than the like a a steam room. Okay, That's a great pick Thank you. I did it. And that's on I mean, that's one where you keep building them out of wood on purpose. Cedar for know saunas and stuff like that for sure Pck, Mike, you've got One left We just need something practical in your life every once in a while. Do we You do Tothpick. oth doesn't that feels like it's made out of It's winter. It's small, but it take all the smike from the wood. and they make toothpicks. Yeah, but is it is p. Food will be stuck in your teeth if toothpicks didn't exist. And why toothpicks I use now are all wow Yeah plastic and straight. But you but yours are like the flossers Yeah But if you actually just replace a wooden toothpick with a plastic toothpick, they are inferiory I feel like that would cut me up No, I'm just saying the exact shape of a toothpick in plastic. like that bec more inferior about it. I just I'm not saying I know why. It's just something satisfying about the wooden toothpit. It's the If you're reconnecting with nature, I don't know. There is a downside So if you don't get it pretty quick, with a wooden toothpick And then all of a sudden you lose that air. you need soggy?. You get one more chance on the other side. You know, and then it's like, n, I need another one. You ever had the pointy piece become what is long Yes, I have. What's that all about? I've never had that happen. Really? You break a piece off your tooth and now you need your toothp. I need a toothpe It feels like the stupidest thing that could happen stupid You're like, Well, I need a toothpick to get the toothpick out of my. Why flossers were invented. wayay better They break home I'm really disappointed in the quality of the flosser Or maybe my teeth are just you've got special special Log cabin, rocking chair, canoe, my final pick. I'm going to close it down with A bookshelf, A bookshelf There are spectacular bookshelves. You have quite the theme. I just stuck with it. Yeah. you are There is a bookshelf with a wooden ladder that rolls on it, dude. Very nice. We do use metal for the bearons. but I say my next pick would have been a coffin, which sounds like you might want to draft that based off of your picks. Yeah, yeah, Cffin. What else did you guys have on your list? Honorable Mentions Pool cue, pencil I had a cutting board and I had a catapult because o yeah. The fact that they made launching Trebuchet amazing weapons out of just wood. Never heard that word in my life. A trebuchet? Yeah. Are you kidding me? No, it's pretty normal. Trebuuchet is not the same as a is a it's a type of catapult, but it uses like arrow