Overheard Stories and Final Thoughts

He's Dave Shunkke and he's Graham Clark. And together we host stop podcasting yourself. W. Heing, welcome to episode number nine, fifty of Stop Podcasts Y yourself. My name is Graham Clark. With meZo always is a man who he said right before the podcast time to turn on the air conditioning because it's May Cool and refreshing mister Dave It's actually June by the time the s. So people are you know, they're in their Hawaiian shirts. Yeah, they're out washing their cars. although they're not gonna be able to. Yeah, water restrictions here in town, no car washing until October. and then it's time you can dress up your spook moobile. Yeah, and you could have a school charity wash. Oh sure. were you were part of a charity wash? yeah, as a consumer Oh yes, but as a washer. We have a washer? No Although you like in grade twelve some girls volleyball team or something from my school. someome girls team did a car wasash fundraiser and I showed up and like gave them my money and they were like You supposed to help ike, we're not doing the whole thing. And I was like, o, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. didid you drive in? And then I drove in and I was like, okay, here's my car to wash. And they were like, okay, well, thanks for the money. Al you to help us was. Yeah You got T Dine? our guest today, returning guest to the podcast, one of our all time faves. She's o so funny. she will be performing on Wadra Island June twenty seventh, it's Erica Zgerson. Hello Erica. Hello. Thank you for having me back. Thank you for coming back. I'm so thrilled to be here. This is a big show coming up on Quadrant. Oh boy is it ever? We are raising money for a new roof. I think on the Lgion. I'm not sure if it's on the entire island. Are we arere we putting a roof on the island? I can't remember. They've got a legion out there. Yeah. Okay. That's where the show is. That's what I figure like that's if you don't have a if you're leegionless, you're a really small town. Yeah. but every like What was you say What's a What's the population is of a quQadro Island? Like about three thousand threeree thousand. Okay, three thousand. Oh, but it balloons in the summer. Oh sure does it ever. I've never been to Quadri Island. Is it a tourist? this Is it completely different from all the other identical islands U it is there's more lakes than they have on salt Spring. Okay. A lot of the Gulf Islands don't have some of them have lakes, but a lot of them don't have gray lakes. Quadra has beautiful lakes And that's what I'm in it for. You're jumping off a dock? I'm jumping off Rocks Docs Cocks. We'ret raising muddoney for Dctor Zeus. I don't Lakes God, the squishiness of the ground creeps me out. You mean like the underwater ground or Yeah when you stand when you walk into a lake and it's all goopy, it's I do not. yeah. that's there's one of the lakes. Two of my favorite lakes You jump into the like from the rocks. So it's harder to get out because it's a bit slippy. But yeah, I hate like the reeds, if anything touches me getting in or out. I need to be dropped by a chopper That's actually what I'm taking the fundraising funds for. They scoop you like my fundraising funds to the comedian. Yeah. And they're like, get us a roof and I said, or a chopper Uh Should we get to know us? Sure G to know us. So jumping in the lake, are you a big summer person? And if so, what are your top three summer activities Yes, I am a big f. I've never Asia booth like we've had this Conversation. Someone's been asked these questes. Yeah, yeah. Well, I feel like anytime around summer, I want to check in with everybody. Yeah. I love summer. It's probably my favorite. Okay. Yeah, swimming in a lake Boating on a lake, paddleboarding. Youourre top Three They're all late. They're all late. O ocean. I also enjoy the ocean. Okay but looks a little bit warmer. So I feel like the ocean is scarce Whereas a lake, you know, I feel like you just vanish into the ocean Yeah in a lake, they'd find your body pretty easily, right? Is it just floated around or and or Snk to the bottom of like easy to find. Yeah. Yeah Last summer I had two things happen. I' jump off the rocks and my Apple watch came off. the force of my body hitting the and I came up and my Apple watch was gone So that was a couple deep breaths and I it's my app watchatch is blue and I did manage to find it. Oh the lake is blue too Oh man. and it landed in It was dirt reeds and pop cans. Did you you just found it with your eyes? I found it with my eyes. Ily to use find my Apple watchatch. I was gonna do it. I was like, I wonder if this will work. Underwater beeping. Yeah. And then I same day jumped off The rocks and my insulin pod came off, which is more life threatening but I didn't want to leave it in the lake because of litter. And like a fish If's a fish got it it'd be in big trouble. Yeah, yeah. suuddenly they' type one. Do you U does your Apple Watch have Diabetes capabilities? It does. Does it monitor you? Is it It doesn't, but it shows what's going on Yeah. What is going on? What is going on? And I can give myself insulin from my Apple W. Really? Yeah. Wow. cool Is this u because I remember you had live a little bit. Yeah. you ask up feel like You you were the first person I knew that had like a rig that you could control with your Oh Yeah. And it was like, did you have to like get it and assemble it yourself?. Yeah I had to build like so it's I'm not an official app. so it's open source and so the instructions are online. so you build the app yourself. Right But now BC diabetes is It's a government thing where they will build it for you and it's all online, which is great because then I don't if there's an update or anything, they do everything online and it runs through test flight. Okay So I say that like I really know what's happening to. Testly, they're good. Yeah. test fite, test fight. Are you considered a celebrity in the diabetes world Boy, do I ever wish I was? You could you could still be. I still could be. who's the number one, you know, BBbe King's dead. George Canyon is a type one diabetic Freeman. He is a country singer Um, ooh, Nick Jonas Oh what who am I? Yeah Get out of here Isn't there Max Domey, who's a NHL player Right There's Kate Moss' What's her name, the daughter Sheese Kate Moss's daughter. Moss'saughter that's big st. Ietic daughter. She's a model though. Okay Yeah. And she wears her freestyle liibre like openly, which is like big that always gets posted on the chat. Do she do you think I'm in different colors? Can she accessorize or is it always Is a white? They're always white. you can c like they sell patches and stuff that you can put on them Uh we've got Mary Tyler Moore. ye U Victor Garber. Oh Vict Garber. Canadian. Yeah I he's going to be hard to topple boy. Estie Hayam, the base player from Hyam. Oh he, okay. Oh okay Isn't there was there a young Sonia Sort of Mayor? that? She's a Supreme Court judge Oh, see you can do anything. You know. Not just. Oh that gives me an idea for a children's book. Because I feel like there's no niche that that comedy hasn't figured out a way to I'm the this gu. Yes, you know. Yeah. there was a comedian who went viral because he did this whole thing about diabetes and I was like Damnit. Was it funny or were you like, this is hack. diabetes world, this is hack. Yeah, yeah, was no, it was pretty good. It was pretty good. I gotta go with as props. Yeah Do you want to plug him here on the podcast? I don't remember d.. He'll be fine. He'll be fine But you have done. you've done like like corporates and stuff like that. Yeah ye yeah. Yeah. You're you're the most corporate comedian that I know. notot in A Wow. But like I think you're the one that I know that does the most It's now like Yeah, I'm probably up there in Canada. Yeah. Got the skills to pay the bills. Yeah, sure do. I have diabetes stuff to pay for. That's sure. It is not cheap. I' tell you that much. And so what else is going on with you? Tell us tellell us spin us a y and. Okay, what a life I've been leading the last little while Um I am cururrently be spectacled because I had my eyelids operated sururgery? I don't know I hope it was a sur. Yeah, yeah, yeah. because they cut them. So yeah, I had an upper left, which I don't know the full word, but basically But the government paid for it, so I don't consider it a cosmetic procedure. No. They stepped in and said, Hey, Droopy, we gota take care of thoses. Is that what a blufface is like Droopy eyids? Yeah, yeah. so and it was so random because I know that I've always do I have to Google celebrities with Droopy eyeids? Oh, I'll give you a look. What if it's George Canon again? Yeah, it allen Adreina Patrid from the Hills. Yeah Oh, sir And Beause I was like I was at dinner at Jay's parents' house. This is like ten years ago. And like I've always known like just my Icelandic eyes, they tend to kind of be a bit like have that like hooded eyes. eye. I got bor eyes. And this guy was sitting at dinner and he's like looking across me and he's like, o, I hope you don't mind me saying this. I literally one hundred percent thought he was gonna to be like, I'm a big fan of you on the debate.ike one hundred percent. I was like, here we go. Here it goes. Okay everybody. I was like, no, you go right ahead. And he goes, you really do have ghoully eyes Scchoo I hope you don't mind me. you have g. Ghouly eyes. How did you know this guy he was a business associate of Jay's like father and like he wasn't a family friend. like and I like the The drop from thinking someone's gonna tell you that they love your work to you have ghouly eyes is I don't even know if there's a number. If you think that they brought him in, like this guy has no filter, we'll bring him in. Well that's how we'll tell everyone about how. Someone's got to say something. we don't know framer Yeah We'll bring in Yeah. And so he said that. And I was just like, Ohh. And I can't even remember how I responded But then do a blind right? Yeah There was gravy everywhere. I threw it in his eyes. He's got gravy eyes now. And then a couple years ago, I wasm sitting at a different event across from this woman and she was like, you know, I went to the doctor and they paid for me to have my eyelids done. and I was like, . So would you describe my eyes? please don't take. Yeah Yeah. we're actually we need someone for a fundraiser for Ghoulie Eye syndrome. Ges We'd like to invite you So anyways, I finally I went to my doctor and I was like, Hey,, random strangers are bringing up my eyes. Is there something? And he goes, well, he's like, is it impeding your vision? And I was like, well, I don't know. how many fingers are you holding up? Yeah. And then he threw something and it hit me in the head. And he was like, for sure So then he sent me to specialist and they gave they give you this test where you're like supposed to click whenever you see the lights. But then the guy goes So he's like, this isn't a test you want to try real hard to pass, but also don't try to fail, which is the worst thing to tell me because now I'm like, so I have to do just in the middle. Yeah. Um, and then I was told that you'd be in a waitlist for a long time to get the government paid for And they called me two days later. Well, we just wanted to make sure you were committed. Yeah. they're like but we've had a thousand cancellations. Okay, so here's the thing. He called me and he's like, we've got an appointment may fifteenth. And I was like, what? I thought I was on a They're like, you're in an emergency case. Wh so bad on that test Yeah We told you not to do it so badly. But then I didn't realize it was the Friday of the long weekend. Right. So I was the last appointment of the day, Friday of the long weekend. He's got his backpack on one of them. Everyone was talking about trying to make a ferry. and they're like cutting into my eyelids, like doing a cosmetic procedure. and she's like, why, I don't know, I've got a reservation, but am I gonna They're burning my flesh. I'm like, can we focus everyone? You know, I live bec my wife put the burgers on, Yeah, we just I'm going to my cabin over on Guliano Island. I'm in Galliano Island Oh U so now we just wait to see how it turns out. So is this what type of like you're awake for this obviously. You're wake And, that freaks me out. Oh yeah. they said Well, they said they could give me out a van, but I said I did not want it. What is that like an anti anxiety? I think so Um And you can really feel them rooting around in your eyeballs. D they freeze you at all? Oh yeah, and that hurt like freezing in my eyelid. Oh boy. Yeah. That really hurt and then they I don' so I don't know what's going on. I wish they had kind of said like now we're doing this because I just could feel thing and then They started burning and so like so I think they're No, they were nikeam mean burning, like saying insult Hey gooie, gooie, gooly goo. So then I could feel it though. And I was like, I can feel that. He goes, what? the pressure? And I go, No, can he goes, what does it feel like? I said, L you're putting a burnt match on my face. Then he goes, Okay, we need some more freezing And do you like that or And then you have to sit like sleep sitting up and you can't For how long Uh like the first forty eight to seventy two hours, so is. L weekend? L weekend Jay had to go out of town suddenly. so then I was all by myself. I' thking over this. I know. He was like, no thanks. Yeah, I got a A big job out of town. Yeah He's out of here. So then u And then the first week you have to keep putting like antibiotics stuff on your eyes, which ends up dripping and dry so everything's blurry. So I'm also like If you have noticeable changes in your vision, I was like, well, I guess, see, is this noticeable? It feels noticeable. And a camera contacts for another like week and a half, which is really annoying and it can't work out No You know what I mean, that's notad. I can't go to the gym. Oh I have more cheesecake. Oh no. So I've been getting up and walking for an hour and a half every morning. Okay, that's a workout. Yeah. Yeah, but I can't But you're allowed to do that. I'm allow I don't know, I just started doing it. I hope so. And then what stches come out on the second. Okay, you have to It looks like some of them are dissolving. I don't know what's going on up there I guess it would be hard. Yeah if you're trying to see one And then they yeah And I accidentally in the shower got 'use you can't get your face Like I have to clean very carefully And I accidentally got soak in my eye and then I rubbed my eye this morning. Oh no, Oh boy, that hurts And then I rubbed my eye after I made my spicy chili Yeah after chopping up a bunch of lemons and peppers Well, you look great. Yeah, you look great. than. What is like because' it's covered by the government. so it's not, but do people get this as a cosmetic It's a very popular cosmetic surgery right now. likeike it's all over TikTok People like are posting their upper bluff Hmm. um and uh Apparently the community at large wanted me to get it done. Yeah the ghoui community. Yeah. Well they're now they're missing you. You know the gh community. I've been seeing more and more of my eyebrows out of the corner of my eyes. Is there anything I can have the government covever? That might be You might They have to tighten your whole head. to stable your head to wear near your ears. and that Yeah, if I I'm trying to think. if I had to get a cous if I was only allowed to get one, I could think of a dozen, I would get. But if I'm only going to get one. H transplant Oh goingone to Turkey goingone to Turkey. Yeah Wonder wa wait, what would I get? I guess nothing. Perfect as yeah. Yeah. I guess I get another mirror. U Well, you look good? Thank you. I'm glad it was a successful We'll see when these stitches come out. I don't Jay asks me every day. Is that gonna scar like that? because it really does look like um that doll with like stitches all across their eyes. S like like a scary, like a haunted doll. Yeah, yeah yeah. Noll Are you you're not you're not a fan of scary tales, arere you? You're not a horror fan? No Um what's your level of what what type of scary can you handle? I can handle like I like more like a like a cape fear or like suspense scary donon't like crazy spirit like I I' Amniville Horror. Amnyville are. you would trying to say Anight Samelon. Em Mmnight Samelon Samama Long a big n. U I don't like like when it gets all like about like the dead and the undead. Yeah It just makes me feel dooy inside. Yeah. stay dead. Pick E lane. Pick E lane guys. What yeah tryrying to get what is your favorite movie? I'm going to try to guess. Okay Just in general of all the movies ever. Yeah, o. o U No, that's not that's a TV show though You're not going to like it Oh wow madeade in Manhattan How dare you. Um, Geez, I don't know It's not a comedy. Oh, is it just a straight up drama? Drama. Okay, notot a thriller or not. Is Victor Garber in it? Is it Titanic? No As far as I know, there are no known and out type one diabetic is out. M maybe some closeted type. might be some closeted type one. Yeah, one celebrity that's always covering the puff and everything. like in of sexy poses U Yeah what what era of time is this something you watch as you? You have an answer for you know what your favorite part all time as. I believe it came out in the late nineties, possibly. early two thousands. Okay Okay, is it romantic? No Is it historical? No Hm It Is it an award winning movie? I believe so. Does it have famous people in it? Yes Can I can I give you one I think you'll get it as soon as I. Okay. well before we do the Okay now what I'm thinking, late nineties master and commandment. No, not historical. Oh yeah, that's right. Award winning American beaut This is Kevin's basace adow. Okay, hint, hand, hint. The hint is it is set In a prison Sh shink? Yeah.ah.'s a good, that's a good favorite movie to. I think it's nineteen ninety four Ely? I think so Um, How like is this something you mean? And it is historic. Oh yeah, That's true. It takes place in the past. Well, yeah, it takes place in the past, but it's not based on. Yeah you' right It's a historical thing. You do you watch it once a year? Yeah, at least. Yeah Yeah. it's there's movies that like I feel like a figure goes by and I haven't seen it. I'm like But I've been watched it twice. Yeah, it's been a bad year. Yeah. ye. Although like when once you stopp having like cable television because it would be a movie. you know, there's those movies that You have a plan for your day and if it's on, you're like, well Yeah I'm watching this Tod belongs to Goodfellas. Yeah Yeah. Oh, I was talking to a couple younger comics. I mentioned goodfells and I had no idea what that was And I was like, I don't want tona be like, oh, come on, movies in May day, but Goodfeldas is like a pretty big cultural. When I bring up Seinfeld, now I'm having moments of like when like my uncles would be like all in the family. Dave, do you like ally, Dave, you meet headad A show I've seen Like zero full episodes. I've definitely seen a lot of it, but only because it was on TV. not here. No. I would It was part of a comedy block like an old comedy. for she was maybe married I feel like it was WKRP WKP was definitely in the in the family, Married Ter Moore Maybe do you remember this one? Maud? Yeah, Maude was Be Arthur. Yeah. Free Golden Girls. Yeah. Be Arthur's one of the funniest people who's ever lived. She's great Um, I watched an old clip where she and Steve Erkel presented an award. and not Julia White, Steve Erkel. Oh good. K And he taught her the Erle dance and she was very game and What is therle? Oh yeah, I've seen it. Yeah. it's very tiptoey. Yeah. And then there's a part where you go on your back kind of break dance style U Anyways, we wish her the best up in heaven and Jul little White here on Eth. Jul little White on Earth, but Steve Erkele's in heaven. Yes. It was murder byar Woodl the final episode. Strangled with piano wire. I I was on Eil men. And the subject was Jillia White slash Steve Erkel because on evil men they have a evilometer. Yes where they you know Hitler is a ten and Steve Erkel, they say is a one. Yeah. And so we went through it and then I watched the last episode of Family Matters and he's He's in space at the end and he comes down to Earth and then marries Laura. How Laura finally likes him? Yeah, yeah. you know, well at least like maybe in the better he turns into stuff on That's a bad lesson. Yeah Just keep bothering someone. Yeah, the woman who's rejected you for years. I mean, they didn't have any other solid ending. how else would they have? I mean, I guess you could have left him at the altar. Yeah Or or moves on Yeah. ye. Yeah, I mean, he's an international hero.s he's a freaking astronaut. Yeah, we watch so I told you we've been watching Young Sheldon. Yeah and that towards the end of it, it just That's terrible. But it does have the thing of the Wonder years where it's like, well, let's just kill off the dad and make everyone sad for no reason It's good to see the dad's getting killed off. likeike Disney really took a hammer to a bunch of moms. Yeah, That was true I mean, you're lion King, classic dad. Bambi. Yeah. Oh no b.amb Bb's mom Little mermaid M is dead. Beuting the Beast Mama's dad Nemo, maybe there's's there's no mom on the scene, just the pops. I don't never saw it. I don't know if I can hijack a fun fact from another podcast that I just heard. Absolutely can. Okay. What only two Disney movies Parents Dale U, like does this count like modern day Or is this like are these classics? Princess ones or does like one hundred and one Dalmatians count Theres one of them. There's only there's ninety nine. There's one hundred and one Dalmatians. And in fact, now that I say this out loud, I'm not even one hundred percent sure Disney movies, but I think it's Disney movies because Peter Pan Yeah, those are the two. You Re, really good. Oh. We do Disney trivia Is that the nights you guys go to? Yeah. Yeah Nights and days. it's a lifestyle Do you ever do are you a trivia, pub trivia person? I feel like you'd be good at it. Yeah. I really enjoy pub trivia. And it's we went last summer, my sister in law and my brother in law and Jay and I and we're kind of a good mix of knowing things But we went to Barnside brewing in Ladner, which is awesome, except they did not have non alcoholic beer and I was very. Very angry. They didn't even have just a corona or something just sitting around. They had something called a hop water. Yeah. Oh, I like it. Oh donon't encourage that. It's no calories, no sugar, no fun. Well, it it tastes a little bit like It's the wieners of they're taking the left overver. This sort of hot dog water. It's hot dog water Bear weener water. I think I might have some upstairs if you want th to open and throw in your placeace I did pub trivia and I guess. Previous pub trivia was to pop culture heavy So they went with another set of questions, but I guess you just had to have the set that they sent you from whatever this like onlinevery thing is. So one of the categories was America marching bands How What in whats what kind of questions? I don't know. like who what university has this you know, where would you go to? Who's got two tubos? Yeah Oh man complete there' a drum. drum notation. pap pap pap pap Yeah, it was like I don't think anybody, even just at random guessing, I don't think anybody got any of them right. So I like it when the marching band goes and does weird shapes. I like when they form weird formations on the field that make it look like they're doing an animation of Yeah, I like those hats. A salute to Kermit the frog What do you think of like the drone shows that everybody does now they're like this Oh, I can't get en up. Yeah It's u what do you think? M I mean They're okay. Yeah. L It's kind of like one of those things like as soon as you see one, you're like, no way, and then you're like Yeah you know, that's so easily u A you bored we are? Yeah. I kindind of like a light bright. Exactly. Yeah light bright in the sky. good one for Master of the Universe. It still movie. I'm not sure who's going. They did a drone show for a drone show. They Sketor in some Hollywood. Okay. wast They didn't just do like pop up events in Minneapolis they were all over the map. Yeah, they probably would. The weird thing about that movie, as far as I can tell' a new He Man movie. Yes. Skeletor is a man that has a skeleton face And ed by Jared Letto, but it could be played by anybody. I don't know why they would bother. Because Jared Leto just has hit after hit. Pople people get the magic Yeah, he picks the best projects. People are just swarm to the theater when they see his name. Yeah, that's true. H name should be first. It should be called Skeletor.hould Jared Letto is Skeletor. twenty, twenty seven or whatever. Is it what year is it? twenty twenty twenty six minent You know, the se surely there will be a seel Sa. Do do you go in for a summer blockbuster? or do you just what's your movie theater habit Um We love going to them movie theaters, myself and Jay And if there's something good that he wants to watch, we will both go see it. And if there's something good that I want to watch, you go alone? No, actually sometimes Like he sometometimes he'll suggest a movie. I can't remember which one it was, but I was like, okay. And then we went and watched it and I was like, what the what was that? And he goes, I thought you'd want to watch it. And I was like, why Fuck I'm trying to remember what it was like it was just so odd. L I was like, Oh, this is dumb Um wasas it Devil Lers Prada too? No, I do want to see that. I I have mentioned that. Thrice and he's not. So that might be Erica Sigerson solo. I go solo exclusively I Abby and I go to movies separately just because it's like well One of you has to have the children We have to the kids are practically old enough to take care of themselves, but also I don't want to go to a movie at night Yeah, I'll just go like Give me a Saturday afternoon. Yeah, rightpe two PM. Yeah. and like what's not If I can see a movie at seven o'clock, I will fall asleep. Yeah. Mates are like for a long time, I was like, well, nobody's going to movies anymore. and people were like, yeah, they are. And I realized it' because I always go to mates. There's a whole other life happening. Yeah. Yeah, I love going to movies. I forget what I was going to say, but it's really important because it's my turn to talk. You are the person who introduced me to the Ein Ms on Oh yeah on Machbarne. I' loving it? Oh, I'm loving it. I've been doing it for a decade now It is what's your can I do it as well what's your method with trying to get them like dispersed throughout because they they love to sit on top or sink right to the bottom Is there a trick that I'm missing I see people like eat a few, put them in and then shake them up. Yeah. I've tried that but it doesn't seem to I think you just need to use your like your the feelers than just be like, well, I don't want Yeah, let's not go overboard. Let's just use our common sense here people. Al I don't need the Min's to last to the end of the bag No, but I like a little, you know I like the treat at the bottom. Yeah it'sy slippery ping It flies out of your hand. I wasve seen online. this is what I was going to say earlier. H, hereere we go. here it is. I've seen in the last few weeks people posting like, about like, let's d stigmatize going to the movies by yourself If there's no stigma That's all in your head, sir. You could do a corporate of somebody who's destigmatizing let's raise money for going to the movie by yourself Um, I'm u you're You're a cinineplex club member? I was just gonna to ask you that. Of course I am. I'm sure we talked about this, but we must have because you're a big Joiner of membership. Joiner of membership. How many memberships would you because I know you're a membership of all the hotels? all the hotels. And like pretty much any customer to loyalty, how many would you say you Hab M see Gosh Probably more than I need. Yeah. Um Over twenty, but I've gott to be honest, the only hotel membership that's really, really worth it is the Marriott prorogram. What do they do you get like I have enough points to stay in Paris for five nights plus I'll get more I have still more free stays. like because we stay so much with the Note intour, we end up accumulating points and then you get free nights I don't want to brag. Stay seated, but I am Titanium elite. shit. Oh boy. Oh boy. so I get into when like if you st to Delta, they have like the Delta pantry, which is full of snacks, some better than others. Wow, That's really something ass don't know exist. That's also true of everything someome' better than others. Yeah not exclusive to Delta. No no Titanium elite is A level above that? There is. What? I'm not even allowed to know. It's diamond. It's gott to be diamond. somethingomet Yeahs yeah, it's I can't remember, but So what do they make a big deal when you say Zgerson. They do say thank you for being a Titanium elite member. Okay And I say you're most welcome. Oh, And the big thing is you get like late four PM checkout. Oh, that is a treat. That's fo. Yeah. And they don't say anything about your gouly eyes. They Not once have they mentioned Once you get a certain status, they just show Do not mention what cosmetic surgery they think you need Do they do anything like because some hotels I'll go to there' be like H you know, a welcome treat Yes. Yes. Yeah. So usually there'll be like some chips or cookies or something in a handwritten card, especially the Westtern Toronto And I've now, ' sometimes I'll leave like macarons, which are not my favorite and so I'll call down and I'll be like Hello, thank you so much for the guest for the gift, but I'm a diabetic. And if I could get those delicious chips and then she brought me up like a bag of Doritos and I was like I'm so sorry. I' take. I did mean that the ones that are handmade in the kitchen Hey everybody. H highighness needs one of those homemade chips. That's so good. Macarons are Oh, they're easy on the eyes and then they're fine if you eat them, but But they kind of are they? Like what do they taste like? U, notothing. They're just like generics like they come in different flavors, but like the sweetness there's their They're beautiful. So' Oh Th these are gonna be great. And they kind of like get sticky on your teeth. Yeah. They're just like chew or. Yeah in the middle part, there's some chew. I mean, you can have all kinds. you leaveem out for a day, they'll be extra chewy Um, yeah, to For listeners that don't know what is the Snowd in tour, tell us all about it. The Snowd in comedy tour travels coast to coast, starting in early January and commencing in mid April. So go you know those words? No We are commencing and starting the same time. Yes. We start and then we commence. I'm so sorry. You have a commencement ceremony, We have a commencement ceremony at the end, where I get flown home first class. Oh nice. Yes. So that's what we did this year. We ended and we flew home business class in pods. Oh boy, was it ever nice? Are you How far east were you Toronto. Okay Yeah. That's a nice flight. That's a nice place to be pampered a bit. When we booked them, I was like, I don't really know if this is worth the money. And on the day we flew home after being in Ontario for a month of like shows. I was like, thank God. Yeah. now when this tourp's been going for like a decade It started in two thousand nine. And it was just like a few shows at first and then Dan Quinn has built it up. Yeah. And it was ski hills. Yeah, mostly it was just so that they could go skiing for free. So does that still happen? notot as much anymore. Like Dan will go skiing like Pete and Paul both ski calls, u Only downscape this here or snowboarded. Okay. Yeah But that used to be like the the reason Yeah ye Yeahah, that was the whole The reason for the season. The reason for the season. Are you guys like are you like basically like a band at this point? Like you're just like a well oiled machine. Yeah well oiled machine. Pretty much. like when we get to a venue, we all have our roles. I set up merch. That's my role. that's your role? That's my role sell are you working the booth after the show? I am, oh man When I MC because we take turns, I'm seeing. so somebody else has to go out and sell at the beginning of intermission. I immediately go out and take over. I'm like, they're not selling hard enough. Get out of here What do you sell, what kind of merch? We've got t shirts, we've got tubes. This here, I's good good. I brought in Dum Magnets and beer cuzis. Nice. Yeah. Is the merch all snowed in? or do each individual comedian have their own like get yourself an Erica headbend while? Oh well we have just all snowed in merch, but next year and I did a little bit this year of selling my zippered wear, my sewing. Yeah, that's right. Yeah You still selling? Oh my God, am I ever? What So your zipper, there are pouches There's some yeah,'s zippered pouches. We've got, um H. wrristlets, we've got iPad holes. Theyy wristlets. Yeah. Yeah. Well, yeah, there's some zper pouches, but it's mostly key wristlets. Mostly wristlets Is it What is that? I'm trying to imagine in my head I show you all please So and this is I mean guys, this is a great use of a little bit of fabric you have left overver. Oh Okay. this is is a little cuff. So then you order this little And then put the material in it. And then you can put your keys on your wrist. Love it L love it. It's a cur Hsome 's make. Aolly SMR for it. Yeah. Yeah, like I was I went and saw David Sederis Yeah, we were both there. We were both there. Yeah She had pointing recognition there. Yeah you. did you wait in line to get a book signed? No, because I have waited twice before and got books signed and there was no way I was gonna That lineup was insane. Yeah He chats with everybody. Yeah. and the first time I so the first time I Mum was in Bellingham And it was such a good kind of interaction. It's kind of like once you Um never meet your heroes. but it was so good the first time. Yeah. And then the second time was at a chapter signing. and so that was a like not a theater event. He was just doing a reading. And so I think he was much less impressed with signing because he's not making a ton of bank off this right Chapter's reading And it was much less kind of vibrant of an interaction. So I was like, I'm gonna just really save that one Where You read all his books when you go Wouldn' you buy them? No, I don't know how to read, but that's why she goes to the show. Yeah, yeah. I need him to read it to me. That's why I became such a fan. Yes, I do read his books. I've read a few, He just keeps making them Yeah. sure does. And he said during the reading that every one of his books goes to number one on the New York Times seller list. So do you remember When does this one come out? because it comes out on the same day as JD V? Yeah, yeah, whatever JD Vant release date is It was june thirtieth Yeah. And he was like it doesn't matter that you guys know you can't affect the Yeah, you're Canadian. Yeah. Yeah. U But like I've heard, yeah, I'll have a conversation and then he'll sign The book with like an inside joke. like, Oh ye. He drew a picture. I don't know if it's of me, but it is a naked woman. drewy e Oh, fuck, she does have droopy eyes. I think it was me Like just waist up, but naked. Wh? don't know. I I was like Ain't I a stinker? I can get away with this. Okay, I guess Um Did you enjoy the show? I did. Yeah, yeah I really did. I forgot my glasses and then I realized it's fine. He's just sitting there the whole time. There's no visuals. He doesn't get up and do a No. Ey Napoleon died at my dance. I was sitting too close, I would say Like I was in the third row. Oh wow. And The splash zone. The splash zone. yes It's almost like too you want to be like fifth or sixth because when you're too close, you can't really Like I found it, I was almost getting dizzy, like looking straight up. Yeah Have you like whenever it comes town you go see or Yeah I went some like, would you follow him on the road There's got to be people who do. I'm sure. Yeah Yeah He, uh he's so like He seems really like he's not doesn't shov it down yourro, but he seems very, very smart Like like weirdly so ye. ye Is he like, knows he could speak all sort of different languages and hes just picked it up from like Do a lingo? he's learned to actually learned a language. You talk pretty one day. Nice U the back to your point U before you came in before we started the show, you had a Starbucks and we talk we both have the Starbucks app. I rarely use it. My children like to get a A little refresher once so. Oh yeah, Pappucina Um h But I have the Domino's app haveave you seen this thing? I don't know how to say this without sounding terrible, but I would not order a pizza from Domino's. Well so we graduated from Domino's. We used to order Domino's kid Cgratulations on graduating fromino. So like for years, we would order good pizza and then we had children. Yeah. and they would go to birthday parties and they'd be like They had this pizza called Dominoes at this party. We should try it. And so for years we were getting dominoes becausecause you can't get good pizza for kids because they don likes or now. Yeah. And so And then one day my daughter, her class had Panago. And so she was like, oh, I like Panago now. ago. Okay. And then I got an email on Saturday from Domino's saying, you have one hundred and eighty points that are expiring tonight. Oh, okay. Wha. So how much does one hundred eighty points buy you? So it buys you medium pizza. okay. U it buys you half a liter of drink. It buys you three of their like dessertrazy bread. Oh like their' lava cakes. Yeah and one crazy bread. We could have gotten instead of the lava cakes, we could have got a second pizza bed So at eleven o'clock in the morning, I got this email and I said to Abby, tonight we're getting pizza. Yeah. And then I went and the kids were like, Pango. no, no. And then I went to a my friend Graham put on a twenty four hour comedy show. Yes, I've heard of this. Yeah. I went and it was good and I went for two hours and then when it was over, it's right next to a pizza place and I was like, We only get a couple of slices of pizza. and then as I'm eating the pizza, I'm remembering, oh, fuck I have to order dominoes tonight. Oh yeah, horrible twope today. That's a lot for one hundred and eighty points though. That'ound a good point system It is a good point system. I'd never catch them in, I guess. Yeah Yeah. and now my bank account is empty I'm part of the Domino' one. I think I'm part of the pizza Hut one, probablyroably the Panago one as well, but I only order those when I'm like on the road because they're the only things that are over your ns. Oh yeah. L And yeah, and you know it's fine I'm a McDonald's member as well. Oh yeah, what do you get for that Um you get like a deal thing like you can order whatever, everythingvery. would just name if you have enough points, everything's on the table. Yeah. But you can only get one you can only add one thing to your order. Oh I see Okay Do you know what? I am a big fan of this app Instacart Oh, I've never used it. Yeah. So on the road, I started ordering groceries to the hotel. So when I got there, so I'd have like because I' make chia pudding every morning for breakfast. So I would order my berries and my banas and my yogurt and my almond milk I brought the chia myself from home And you have like like a terracotta. I have a mason I have a mason jar Shake it up before you go to bed and you put it in the fridge and then you add the yogurt and the berries and everything. We got protein. We've got fiber. It's a delicious, nutritious breakfast. Okay it sounds nutritious. Yeah So I use it on the road and then I'm not gonna argue with nutritious. It's also delicious. Um, and then when I got home One day I was like the good old eye situation because I don't usually order food when I'm at home. And I was like, oh man, I really need some stuff from Whole Foods. And then suddenly I was like, Oh, what about using this Instacard in my own city? And this might be a new thing that I do. Yeah. what's the percentage what you gott to pay on a grocery order? There's like a five dollars registration fee. Okay. I don't know what that is Then there's a two ninety nine Service fee. don't know what that is And then I you know what? now that I'm saying this out loud, maybe I'm gonna go just go to the Whole Food. It's three blocks from my h. Yeah, Well Whole Foods is already a grid price. so I know whenever I go to Whole Foods, I feel like I buy two things, whatever there. I don't buy Not my full cart, but I see somebody with a full cart at Whole Foods.. kind What kind of life do they live? Sometimes you'll discover one or two things at Whole Foods that are like actually cheaper and you're like, oh my God, there's a good deal. Yeah. Ale Foods. Cathedral cheeses. So those little packs of cathedral cheese that are like the Baby Bell but cathedral. N N. Okay. so buckle up guys. Oh, hop water, I get all my hop water there. At Urban Fair, those are eight dollars and fifty cents Gess howone's there at Whole Foods dollars fiftyents. These are the hot waterers are the cathedral chees. che I not buy in hot water And they come in a wax wrapper? No, they come in just a plastic wrapper. Okay. All right. less fun than. That's fun m I don't really like Baby Bell. I do like the rarappers though U I've never tried a cathedral cheese. Oh boy but I may we' missing. Maybe I we'll go to the store that has them. I love A, I don't know what was gonna say. I to tie up the whole thing but then I'll move on to it No, it's gone But it'll come back. Yeah, the u I trying to think I used to I used to love the bakery section of Whole Foods. It's all by gone now. It's all because I don't off site or you don'tut gluten. which I evenven I went to the doctor recently and I said I England and he was kind of like,, that's too bad. like,, hey, doctor, No that up here. Did you get a test for it? No, no, ' you can. Yeah, but you have to eat a lot of gluten to have it done? No, you don't. Well that's what the doctor that I just went to says. o. do your own research. Well, I just yeah the family member of mine who just had the test done h the doctor just Yeah did a bunch of like You know, the requisition form was like He, all the gluten too. Yeah. interestnteresting. Okay. Well, I didn't get it done. So through the lactose one too, that's a long one. Well L what do you mean? You got to you got to drink a little lactose drink. Oh no, you gott to breathe into a ube to prove that you're not drunk. And you gott to drink a little lactose drink. breathe an hour again and then breathe. An additional hour. Are you didid you do this yourself? A family member of mine did. Yes. And positive negative I to get results from the doctor. It's been two weeks. God, this medical system , meanewhile, they're carving up anyone's eyes who asks. Probably the same people. Sorry, Dave, we can't get your test done Um, Dave what's going with you, man? Well, I told you about the pizza. Yep And that was the main thing. That was the big one. So Graham for weeks, Well, months, really, I've been texting you every day. Yeah about this plaza in our neighborhood. Now, there's two plazas in our neighborhood. There's the nice plaza and the nasty pl Nasty pllaza, which has the portter potty in it. So if you're, you know In a pinch They've got it, but you ever in a pinch. you ever need to Finch Hey Laf. It's fine. I'm not being. I I being too obtusious? Yeah if I'm Pardon me for being the slightest bit indelicate. but And then there's the good pllaza which they closed. They were like, we're going to make it was a temporary plaza. We're going to make it permanent. Yeah. All we need is nine months to do it. Yeah We close it for the summer because it's a plaza. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We need to flatten out the road. Yeah for nine months. And it also had like a bike path as part of it. so they had to like do Well they had to make it a part of the whole design. Yeah, and they had to and then they were like actually, did we say nine months? How about eleven We have to be done by the they they For some reason built it around FIFa. They're like, we want to be done by FIFA. Yeah because we're expecting a lot of, you know, Portuguese people to come through and Yeah, like carry banners through the plaza. Do you feel like you like I don't know, I don't know what Like there's been no kind of campaign of like don't take transit or you know, here's a lot of parties for F. Like I haven't heard anything of There is so FIFA it's the C the World Cup.. spponsored by FIFA. Yeah. And it's the biggest sporting event in the world. Yeah. And we are hosting six games or so in Vancouver And they're also gonna have some concerts Wh's the ling with the con? I don't know. But they're going to be at the The new amphitheater. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. but it does feel very disjointed. like ye, it's not like when we have the Olympics and it's like There's events happening all over the city and celebrations and like go to the like, you know, different go to the German beer house or whatever. Yeah, I want to go to the German beer house. Here they're they're hosting six games that are all plac taking place at the same place. And it's not like there's while those games are going on There's not other events. Maybe there's like watch parties or something, but ye Yeah, I don't know what It does not feel the same. No. and it's It sounds like burden. It doesn't sound like a fun. I also don't know a ton of people that are super stoked about it Yeah. You know what I mean? Like Yeah it's like, ah Like when the Women's FIFA World Cup was played here, I feel like there was way more excitement Well look at look at these women hble. Look at women. just can't get enough. I saw Bill Hater Bill hate her with his daughter leaving Yeah, I was I MC the watch party a few times. Okay Met Merrimc Juice Gregor Robertson The juice mare was in that case was Canada, one of the teams that was playing Yeah, we did pretty well. Yeah, Canada's pretty good at women's soccer. But like none of the games here have Canada.. Yeah they No really. There's a couple, but it's Uh and so that's worth getting excited about. But the draw we have it's the all the other teams are like Switzerland' Australia. There's no like giant stars that are going be.ain There's no England. No, Is there Belgium? there might be Belgium. Okay. And like an Argentina would really that would really tip scale going. Yeah. it's but like I guess. Are they expecting people from those countries to come here and watch the games. That is the whole thing you would expect because there's been so much like they blocked off all these hotel rooms Yeah people And then they're like, actually no one's coming likeike so many people, I feel like converted their basements into Airbnb's because Six games being played. I know I was even thinking I was like should I sublet my apartment? I was like, no, somebody will ruin it and that'll be homeless. Yeah U Yeahah, but it's I know we know somebody Nicole Calllender. She has tickets to a couple of games See some of those? Ooey? Oh yeah. Oh did she No she if she did. She's gonna to go She saw that. Yeah No one heard the F Oh sorry, canan I take get all of those? really Um Yeahah, no, people are going into the game. Yeah. I think they're sold out, but It's not yeah, it's not like I feel like even when Taylor Swift came, it was a bigger deeal Oh, way bigger. Yeah U and it didn't cost a billion dollars to put it on Yeah, she did her own setup. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. you don't have to build her a new place We have a crew. She does the She sets up the merch table. She comes out first mentions that it's there. Wait, what we never talked about what everyone else's jobs are Oh yeah.. So Paul is on food. He goes and picks up the food from the restaurant so we can eat backackstage. Backstage Pet does the banner And Dan wasisting the bandy on a ladder? He doesn't like he whatever, whoever's there, sometimes it's a union house and we don't do anything. Sometimes you gott to help the guy, get it on the flybar. And then Dan is like carw Getting up the music and taking care of the clerical Yeah, that share That's important. Lyrical Do you have a big like a big opening music number? like is it all because I know you've got this like fantastic looking banner. Yeah. You also have like theme music that comes. We don't. Well we have a like man and. I know. I would love to enter to music I've been shot down on numerous occasions. Really? I think entering to music is I think that's great. Oh. ye. ye. I was at a What song would you pick Um I often choose demi Levatos confident. G gota right off the gate just as it's gota go And you're getting shot down by these guys,? I know. You should be the only one who comes out to music Yeah, I just just break with the pack. Yeah Yeah On my iPhone, just bare U you guys remembember I've graded probably even muscle memory the phrase keep your table conversation to minimum. And your laer at a maximum. Yeah, hand by the way, turn off your fucking cell phone. Yeah, nothing like abusing the audience the show starts. Lizard should his. But like now if I ever if I ever hear what's the one? Heyo, let's go byy the Ramote Yeah or Black Betty like a Chill on my spine. Yeah. ye For the rest. But I heard somebody do that at a smaller comedy club that keep your conversation doing. So I'm glad that lived on. Let's still be conation by the way, shut up. Don't no conversation conversation. And you know what? if you've got laughter settings Brank it up to a max. Yeah. A little less conversation, a little more action. There you go. Yeah. So anyway, so they're building this plaza. Yes And it's been ninety nine percent finished for three months. Yes. And every day I walk by, And I text Graham Oh, they're looks like there's they're putting some plants in today. Okay, so they oh they poured the cement benches. The cement benches are in place and then the next day. Someone's grinding the cement benes Yeah. U but they're ready to go. I think they're opening any day and then a week goes by, nothing happens There seem to be coating the cement benches with some kind of product But then that' waterproof them, I guess and then they're ready to go The next week They're grinding off the coating now Somebody's made a mistake Oh, they're putting in the little nubs on the benches so people don't skateboard on them. Yeah That was the one thing when I went today, I couldn't skateboard. U, and then there were these tables that were picnic tables that were there for months. Yeah stacked up And then they finally like put them out in where they're supposed to go and they Um But they have like little anchors that can get screwed into the ground. and I was like, o there until they're screwed into the ground, I don't think they're ready to go. Yeah. Yeah. And then on the one day last week I noticed they were screwed into the ground. That was the day they took away the Porta Potty. Yeah. And they took away the fences and I said Graham, it's open , like Jurassic Park. And then the next day, a bunch of the benches, a bunch of the tables had caution tape around them. Oh no. Oh no. somebody fell off Be I guess they hadn't anchored them down. Oh sure. Only a few of them had been anchored down. And then now it's fully open And then I wrote you and I said, I don't think I'll ever text you again. I have nothing to update. Yeah. well, we'll find a project. like to Tim Allen and his kids on improvement making a hot rod T want to make Let's dr a h rod How hard gonna be? You get the shell and then you just do YouTube videos, you know? I use YouTube videos all the time Um, have you you've done, right? You've done little fixes around the house via YouTube Yeah. you? Oh yeah. Yeah. What do you learn? What do you learn from YouTube? What haven't I learned from YouTube learn anything from YouTube. I do that I follow instructions and then I don't know it. Yeah yeah. Like I'm clogging a sink if Oh yeah the fe trap the P trap is very important, but I also so We had this shower stopper hair catcher thing and then I took it out. Did you order it off Instagram? Amazon. Okay. And then I took it out and there was this little I can't remember what it was Oh shampoo lid And it was on the like where the shampoo goes and Jay bumped it and then that lid flew down and got stuck. Yeah And then so that was a lot of YouTube, never got it out, had to call the plumber to buildt the. was the lid off the shampoo? You were trying to get those the last few drops? That was something I do. I don't know. The something's gone wrong, it's almost always my fault. I was thinking about that because I was at my in law's place and a pickle jarred lid got stuck in the sink bra O last perfect fit. Yeah, but that's what I was thinking about. I was like, why do these things have the same Size Is that just coincidental or is there like a standard industry L this is just size. Yeah And and everybody had to go. It became real like the project of the evening. I got advertised this thing and made me think of you because it was an Instagram ad. it was a guy holding these things that you plug your sink with their garbage. What you got to get is this thing where you put it in and you can you push this part of it and it It stops, you know, whatever it like filters out whatever's going down the drain. this one it'll let everything down like it's. Do you have anything like that you've bought recently? because you were the queen of buying I do and I haven't opened it yet. I feel like it's going to be a real moment. So I started getting advertised those you put in your mouth instead of brushing your teeth, you could just walk around with it in your mouth. I've talk about it. Did I have it last year? It might have been a year that I've been holding on to this U Next time I'll bring it and we'll brush my teeth. Yeahah on the podcast. So remind me what it is So it's like a UV light slash. ush It's like a retainer, but you put it in and you walk around and you're like, o, and it' brushing your teeth How long do you have to wear it for? I have been not open the box. All day. Daveve not open the box Yeah, that was an Instagram buy. I just bought some tanning lotion has not arrived yet. Okay O Instagram Hanning lotion meeting Tanner Stelf Tanner. Like a but a A lotion that happens to make your legs a little bit darker. Okay, you hope. You hope that You can't go out in black L. you will get cancellled. Yeah yeah be like orange could there's all kinds of shades of tan. Yeah. U Yeah. I notot think I've ever bought anything from. have I or advertise like a neat little I'm my thing is I The Instagram ads I don't trust Apparently this is a generational divide where like young people buy things on their phone or there's certain purchases that are With millennials, there's certain purchases that well you can't buy, you know, a plane ticket on your phone. You have to buy it on a laptop. Right Yes, yeah, yeah yeah. But for younger people, everything is phone is phone. Yeah. And an Instagram purchase for me, even though On my phone, I do feel like I need to save hit save and then investigate it further. Yeah.'s On my laptop. Do a quick trust pilot. Yeah What's trust byiling You go on and you see if something's trusted. It's kind of like the better business bureau for the internet Love that Yeah. Tust pilot, okay So I learn every single time I learn something. A little something. Yeah Anyway, the plaza is open. We're enjoying it. I've not not been to it yet. It's been open a week. I've been walked through it, but I'm haven't sat down. It' it's the tables are real nice. There's a kind of a scratchy plastic We were talking earlier Maybe it's a poolllywood. It's probably yeah, it's some sort of for poolllywood. Eventually some kids gonna like burn part of it with their lighter. Oh one hundred percent U, but it's got it's got lights. It's got like lights Yeah lights at night are cool. And then like strands of lights. Yeahah, it's pretty. And there's a the before they closed it There used to be like performances. and presumably now that it's open for the for FIFA, like maybe Shiirro will come. But no washrooms. No washroom. No washroom. But it is right next. It is the worst. It is a blalock away there's a Porta potty at the nasty pllaza. the city is just for Like if you're downtown and you can't get into like it's either a hotel A lot of the restaurants downtown, they're not No, you're going in, you gott to buy something. Yeah. I went to my vet yesterday. they had a litter box Iry to tell you No, I truly went to my vet and they said no bathroom. Yeah, yeah. I mean like Home Depot Canadian Tire, public bathrooms. Canadian Tire, God bless them During COVID early days, they were like the only place that kept washrooms open Like the reallyians even close their bathroom. Yeah. L Gas st you let to buy something. But everyone got COVID from those Canadian tire bathrooms. there was a huge open. We were all gonna get it anyways. Yeah, yeah. No, there were variants. There were Canadian tire variants Um anyyway, so that's what's going on with me. Trying to think of other public bathrooms. Oh, u McDonald's I feel like you can get it to McDonalds they don't have like a lot But the Tza does have like water facilities and like you can like fill your water bottle in. Okay. That's good. Yeah. causing a problem that you now cannot solve. We just gott to go a block Yeah a nasty plaza Um Yeah, man, I use that nasty plaza all the time. Sometimes I'll leave my own house and just go use it just for fun. And I do think byy not having a port of potty at the new plaza, they're preventing it from becoming a nasty plaz. Yeah, nobody does want to sit next to that. I saw tourists go and use those washrooms like Victory square? Yeah, Victory square washrooms Have you ever gone down in there? You'm scared What is it? Extremely well taken care of. Really? Yeah, there's usually an attendant down there to make sure that it's not Yeah. like it's they're like really clean and like, you know, some graffiti, but it's not I pict It always seems like you might get killed down there. Yeah, Nope. It's nice. I can't speak to the woman's one, but the feellll's one is I would hope not. Yeah You know what there's usually a couple creepers in the the women they're not to worry They mean well. Yeah I just tell him to take a hike in there no worry. Yeah U what's going on with you? U Well, this past weekend did a twenty four hour comedy show. Why? Just for vanity And you and a bunch of other past guests were all part of a shift that was I would say If not the best in the top two. That is you wrote me that, you texted me that and I was like Oh, you must you must say that to all the girl. Oh no, some ships. some shipts were hotter than others. And it's it was yeah, it was a lot of fun. It was really hard. My legs hurt so much. from Hoka to new bound New bound new bounds guy. And how did you feel Great, Those new balances? Ooh, they're amazing. What are they? eight hundred eightyies, seven hundred eightyies, six hundred fifties twenties. They I don't know, they're just whatever they. twenties aren't gonna support you. That's basically the equivalent of a Nike Cortez U whatever's the thickest possible soul Do you have to stand the whole time? What about a yog? Sit down comedy. He's not's not doctor William H. Cosby. Or Mark Marin, where he gets on that stewool you up. That's true. Be if I sat I fall asleep. Okay, you know. Okay Syria It was it was a lot of fun. raais some money And u It was great. I watched some on the internet. It's streaming now on YouTube if anyone wants Oh yeah they broke it down into like two hour chunks. Yeah on the littleittle Mountain gallery YouTube And there was characters that showed up at one point. I'll save for that for the overheard because it was one of my favorite parts of the whole show Um, But what I did the weekend before is pass guess cast fir and it was her birthday And so everybody got together at at a pub or not a pub a brewery and then after we all went to the number five or Oh my go. f Strip club. We went to a strip club and like Vintage like a strip club that's been in Vancouver probably since the seventies or something like that. A famous strip club for it's featured in the Deadpool movie. It is yeah, it plays itself. It also is where the I believe it had the sign outside that s slippery when wet. Yeah that inspired Bon Jovy to call their album that And it was u It's I'd been there years and years ago And I've there's there's only three now left in the city because the fancy one brandy' shut down. Oh. ye, which was the victim of only fans probably I wonder. Okay. There's been Porno forever. That was the name of my al Porno forever. The ye, I wonder I imagine, you know what? these guys f It' genereration Z and they they just there' they' buried in their mobiles and they just don't like the human touch. Yeah, yeah. like go to support your local strip club. What are the So there's three now and that's There's the number five or. Num five orange. There's the penthouse. And then there's one called the Granville Strip Is that downtown? That'sowntown. Okay. Yeah that' on our beutus Well, there's Granville upptown or South Granville. That's true. It could be in the art gallery district. It's in Marle It's right by the airport. Well, there used to be the the Fraser Arms was right by the airport. Was the phraseer arms was that a That was a strip club. I think that was that what it was called I don't I never went. I never went to that. I went to the marble arrch when it was still here before it turned into karaoke places and then turned into a parking lot. I went to the karaoke version. Yeah There a little bit room? Yeah Um But it's what were those rooms used for before Well, when it was me It wasing. microphone is shaped weird. Now do it I In this instance, what is the microone? Yeah I went there was for my birthday, maybe my like twenty fourth or twenty fifth birthday And just remember singking, ladies, when your men want to get buuck wild, go up and hitem up style. That's great. Yeah Um U yeah, so we went and it's fun to go as a coed group because that it's it's not you were there There was probably twelve people, something like that. Um and they have like a little kind of like area they have areas where like a group can hang out. Okay. And then there's the down by the stage U I made a collection to get the birthday girl lap dances. D't know that left before that ever happenens. I don't know the status of it U the cash collection. Yeah Yeah have cash? Well because when you went in there, everything was cash. Oh Yeah, like king. Cash is king. And so there yeah, they really, really want you to have cash And our cashe is so slippery. I don't know if it's It's even slipper or after. You go to the number by more U As as pretty usual, I'm like blown away by how athletic and athletic these dancers are Yeah po. The poll is like Yeah, what an apparatus. And it's There's There's sometimes there's just a guy by himself at this triroupar. I feel He has a name. His name is Jacob L Pft The sequel to Jacob the Lar Um, but it's u u Yeah at one point, there was a guy and he was sitting next to a girl I was like, what's the story that she's just sitting next to him and not But is she was waiting for some money to come through a machine or something like that. haveave you been to Strip Club? Once on a comedy tour, We went into a place and It was a small town. It was a very small town and it was me and Jay and Sbody else and it was like uly. Yeah Yeah, the small toown Strip Club is I went to one I went to a bar in Golden BC. once. Okay. And they said, oh tonight they have a dancer. And it was just a woman traveling from small toown. Oh my go. Yeah. it's analogous to the stando comedy worldld. Yeah. And I did a show in a strip club likeike go to my early early days Were you on the the Th's Days? Yeah. I did And I didn't it was on the gig sheet as the doll house and I was like, oh, that's a weird name for a bar And it was me and Richard Lett. and then we got there and we were walking downstairs and it was like, It was also early. It was like five PM or something And it was like hours. Barbie dolls everywhere and I was like Weird thing is going on And then we went down and then there's just girls dancing and I was like, ooh, the doullheoodirl Girls girls, girls. And then they left the stage and got in their tracksuits and then I went on stage and there was just like About five dudes in that front row who were very disappointed. I was wearing a sweater, fertleneck could not have had more clothes on. And then there's a couple guys like they were even more upset when Richard Lett showared up. Yeah, yeah. I killed And then, uh So the guys in the back and I was just like, I'm like, I don't I can't do just regular jokes So I just kind of started talking about being there and being on the road And I was talking about, I don't know, like how my favorite road snack was beef jerky And then next The next morning we were gassing up the car and I I had the window down and this guy threw a thing of McSweenyss before. Oh wow. Like he didn't throw it through the window. He came up and handed it to me and he was like, no I show yesterday and he was a driver for McSweenys and gave me free Oh my gosh. I know He must have been like, sureurely I have someoneent right now I can throw on the stage You won't believe it, but it worked for it. It Sts my finger. U Unlike most strip club play, I feel like there's a backstage entrance to come on the stage. This way you have to go up a ladder into the ceiling. That's where they they and then they must connect somewhere else in the club. But yeah, they do have a backstage entrance at a lot of these. Yeah. I find a lot of the policies are like sort of poker in the front. Oh no way. Oh no wait, where's there liquor? I usually in front U yeah, it anyways, it's a ton of fun if you're looking for some sort of like, but it is more fun in a big group. Yeah. Yeah and it's more fun when it's because with a group of guys it kind of gets Yeah, you know mean like kind it gets a little little icky, but U if everybody's there and everybody's having fun. Yeah. Yeahah. I think I've been to three. And the one I remember the best is because it briefly there was a Um Strip Cub across the street from Kingsgate Mall Oh yeah. And it was called Uranus Lounge. That right now. Wasn't they were shooting there or something like that? probablyb Yeah Yeah, I remember that. I remember staring at it and a guy I went with was like, Hey, I went to high school with a girl. You were voted most likely this true. This is great. U Yeah, the Oh yeah, I remember that place that you heard us. Yeah. It's now, I think a Starbucks Or no, is it now a pizza pizza? Oh, yes, pizza pizza. Do you have their app I don't have pizza pizza app now. I've never had pizza pizza It's, as you might imagine, it's u you know Fresh sice level For those at home, fresh slice level would be What's a chain that would be fresh light level Dominoes, I guess. No, I think fresh slices, littleittle Caesars. Yeah, like a little Caesar. Yeah, adjacent Yeah W The ye I was I was talking with somebody there and I was like was the first song that I saw Stripper perform to And it was Criminal by Fiona Apple. This back in the day? Back in the day sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah Sexy song. Yeah U But anyways, the support like if you're a dancer, you just this is a song you like to dance. Yeah Yeah. abbsolutely I've never seen anybody stript to any beatles music. so if you're out there, there's a niche that yeah. Daughters by John May, I think is a good one Yeah, what's u you know, any him really is good? Yeah U Closer by Lord to the is a good one. Well clloser by nine inchnaail Yeah good one. Well that's a classic one. But yes, we're your local strip club and Yeah, especially if you live in Portland because you cannot walk a block without finding a stripub. Yeah, it's like the most strip clubs of any place in the state. interestnteresting. Is it pllaces where it's like illegal to be bottomless. Yeah. I feel like We' Uranus? Uranus, I think it was was bottomless. Boston Pizza definitely is bottomless B. Yeah, somebody because it. I heard it was bottomless in here. Yall have a Pepsi. Is it bottomless here? ye as far as what I saw, but not by they keep their shirts on. Yeah You a beggy. You're not even allowed to just have a pra. You have to go have to keep yourself fully covered up up top. And you know what? That's the way I like ye. Um do you guys want to move on to some overheard? Sure. Yeah. 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Did you know that the hippocampus in your brain is named after the half horse, half fish sea creature found in Greek mythology? I didn't know that, but we're meant to be doing animal trivia and hippocampus isn't a real animal. Well, that doesn't matter, un comfort creatures You're right, it doesn't matter at all. Coverver Creatures is a cozy show for lovers of animals of all shapes and sizes, real and unreal. If that sounds like your cup of tea, then join us every Thursday for new episodes on maximumfun. orgot O herds. If you are out there and you are lucky enough to hear like a real real gem of a bit of conversation or see something that's particularly hilarious. We love to celebrate that. And if you want to send one in, you can send it into SBY at maximafund. org I always like to start of the guest, Erica. I haven'heard. I haven't overheard although it was right to my face. so it was just a herd U So as we previously mentioned, I was on the Snowden comedy tour. And what kind of merch can we buy? doesn? T shirts, tes, magnets A wrist lts. A yes. wrist key foob. Wist key fobs So after the show one night, often we'd like to play Crib. and Paul Meer Hog and I were playing Crib Remind me what crib. Yeah. what is Cribage, the game where Oh, it's cb Cribage. need a board Yeah. So pegs. Yeah. You have little pegs, we have little travel ones. So we're playing Cribage and we also have the office going in the background because it's always on And I look over and I was like, you know, one thing that I don't love about the later seasons of the office is that Jim got really cool looking and Pam just kept becoming more matronly. And then Paul's like, Yeahah And then I can see him like kind of stop and He's kind of like thinking and then he goes Why did you use that word And I was like, what word? And he goes, Matonly And I was like, Well, you know, she just kind of was like way more mum like. And he's like, that's not what matronly means. And I was like, Hm. it is He goes, no, Matronly is like an old English word. It means like beautiful or elegant. And I go, No, it absolutely does not. And I'm like, it's like an older woman like picture Kathy Bates in misery. Like that's matroning It is not a good word. And he goes No. I have been telling every woman at every wedding that I have ever run into that she looks very majorly you look so majorly in that dress. I do Fumpy ass bitch And I I was cry laughing. And he's like, No, I think you're wrong. And I was like, I a one hundred percent could not be wrong. but look it up So we look it up and like even the dictionary is even worse than how I had described it. It's like ussually in modest dress and like very serious And he's going through and I go, how many women have you said? And he's like, every woman, every woman, ever, I tell them they look matronly. And I'm like, dear God like This is Paul Myeyerhouse. Yeah This is very good. Yes. Yeah. So He's like, I owe a lot of people apology. Yeah. Like I think he said he might bring it up his wedding this summer to everyone there because he goes, this might explain is it one year I was at a wedding and Some woman was yelling at me and I could not figure out why. and I was like, well, I go, do you know how many women you've probably sent spiraling? like? Yeah. They thought they looked so good Looking matorly tonight. Hey, honey, I just got our wedding pics back. I don't want to see them Is he is he getting married in France? In France. Oh that's ye nice Are you gonna to go? I sure am. Oh there. a whole crew of us. How long has she been with this woman Ten years? Okay. I think they assumed they were married. They had's something like a part way thing that they have in France. Yeah. so like France, I think Switzerland does this too. It's like it's kind of like making common law slightly legally binding. Right. Yeah. Isn't Kamala binding? I mean, it's law Yeah I mean, it is common. I find it everywhere. But like if you're a common law and you break up and you don't sue each other, you don't have any paperwork to do. You don't have to report to anybody. Now that's liid. Yeah I am out of here U that is very funny. tellelling women everywhere U Davei havean over? Yeah. U So I was walking down the street And these two guys got out of a fancy car And um, They were talking much like we talk about the things we buy on the internet They were talking about a stupid thing a guy had bought, but they seemed like They they were interested in it and they were like, No, this is good. Yeah. So I just bought this thing. It's a marketing company I bought this from. It's a supplement It puts hydrogen in water Well I'm low on hydrogen. My doctor keeps saying I need more hydrogen. And the fact that he was like, no, no, it's from a marketing company. So it's good I do like the idea of of like a brand of water that promises Like now more O H two one two! Double the O Um yeah, I love a I love a stupid guy. I love All the waters that are out these days. Have you tried upp water? The original H two O. Have you tried what's the one? Liquid Death two O. Yeah, ye Too expensive. Too expensive. It comes in in a can instead of. It's just water, but the idea is that he wants death to the plastic And and it's got like a flaming skull on it. It looks like an energy drink, but it's just water, usually flavored. And I think the idea was like you're at if you're sober at a party, you should have a cool cane you can Yeah sipping on And d it like before the how many four h? goodness in it It's got twice as much hydrogen as you'd expect, but it's not where you'd expect it. It sneaks up on you. I bought a couple. I've never tried them before, five hour energy drriks. Have you ever tried one of those before I didn't I didn't use it because I was afraid. I was too afraid of what what it would do in a In a public setting butt. Were you tempted to do it? Were you thinking of doing that for the twenty four hours? I had earer Did you say you someone told me you didn't sleep before the show No, that's right. I'd been up since two AM. So by two AM, the show had already been up for twenty four hours. There was still No how many or hours to go at that you will you do it Will you keep doing it? Will you do it next year or has the devil been paid off I'll probably do it next year, you know, as long as New Boundnce keeps turning out new soft shoes Did you stand on a pad this year? Yeah Yeah. my my pad started to I've got an idea. Okay. Okay. We keep the new balance, we keep the pad. Yeah. I feel like you need some sort of a do you have a high Hi. K of like a crutch of like parallel bars. Yeah, like some parallel bars. Yeah Yeah takeake the pressure off. Yeah, it's like I recovered pretty quickly, but oh man, during that show. Legs so sore. boy. Yeah. What if you had some people come in and massage your legs? Do you have a massage gun? Uh Sar gun Any brand? Yes but I did use it. I never heard to use it Um, haveave you ever accidentally done your elbow? Yikes Yeah. I got a new one Be I was borrowing one before and it died. Don't tell the person I borrowed ever, but hope they don't ask for it back And then I just went to the physiotherapist and they said What was the brand that I got? I just got Hypered? Yeah.. Yes. I have or anything. Yeah, I got the Hyperred go to Um you can get those if you stay at the Westn. delivered to your room for five dollars a day. Really? Yeah. Oh wow. They have different the gun and some of the Westerns have the things you put on your legs that I have the one for my knee. Okay. Yeah. Anyways. I usually get like a hiitachi wand delivered really helpels me with my I rent it. Yeah for five dollars a day. Snd it up the wand Let Sit up the wall. Do you ha an overheard? I do and it was courtesy of And I think it was the shift you were on during the thing there was these two Bys that and dad and br One boy was wearing a golden Fedora and the other boy was couldn't have cared less. did not want to be there and any which every I cheered when he You know, yeah, because he like you were talking to the audience. Wellll go ahead. I know if this might be your over. No, I was chat well maybe I was chat likeike I said, the one guy was into a big time and was a real ham and his brother didn't want to be there. And then somehow the topic of Starbucks came up And I asked the golden Fedora guy, what do you get at Starbucks? He had an answer right away And then we asked his brother brother kind of paused for a while and said I don't I wantan to talk about ye That is exactly what I cheered for because I was like, good for you. You know like set boundaries. L you're not just because you're sitting in the front road doesn't mean you have to talk to the comedian. How old are these kids? Eelvish. Yeah, twve Yeah, yeah the idea of like and the kid the Golden Fedora guy came with a bunch of jokes that he put in the in the back One of the was really funny. Yeah. And yeah, this kid is and he got the golden Fed door from his grandpa. And he kept taking we asked if he could do the like flip it down the arm thing and he tried to do that and it was pretty funny did just fill in twenty more hours? Yeah Yeah, do something else Now we also have overheard sent in into us by people all over if you want to send one in send it in SBI at maximumfund. org And this first one comes with sorry, comes with comes from Julie from Washington I was visiting my mom and sister in California. After they picked up ing from the airport, we stopped at a walk up restaurant walk up restaurant. I don't know. Yeah. Like a drive through for pedestrians or. Yeah Uh we were waiting in line Um They were chatting about what we could do during my visit. My mom said I think we need to, and my sister said Tone down the threats of violence. Just tone the. Yeah, okay, mom. C keepep your threats of violence to a minimum and your laughter to a maximum A walk up restaurant I'm picturing in the movie The Founder E early McDonald's where they Yeah Yeah they go up it's there's no roof over where there' no rain. Yeah you need a comedy fundraiser. That's true. they need a roof. Yeah, the I love that scene where he's like Where are the utensils? You don't need them What I do? You just eat the burger And then what I do after throw it away. he's just so blown away by theun. I do feel like that's probably rewriting history. Oh yeah. Well you're telling me No one's had a rapad witch Yeah, I guess that's true. like you we a sandwich Wouldn't come with cutlery, right Um This next one comes from Andrea from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania Was that a restaurant It wasn' a walk compression. This a sit down, I'm assuming. Sitting in the bar lounge area, across the bar was a man and a woman, probably in their late twenties The man was going through his phone and triumphantly said to the woman, See, here's the shirt Tiger Woods wore when he was fifteen. The woman yawned and got up to go to the bathroom. No, see, I told you. I know it' fine. I've memorized all of his shirts He famously wears red on Sundays On Sundays. Okay He yeah, he I don't know what he wears when he's fifteen. Fly red. I feel like that was the look, wasn't it Well, he wasn't Famous yeah. famous. I mean, he was known, but he wasn't. Wasn't he unlike Night show or something doing putts. Yeah. That's incredible or something. ar search. Yeah. Rember Star search? I do remember Star search. I feel like they revamped it for Netflix, but then I never heard about it. Is Christinea Auera on it again I'm Justin Tiberlake, wear a good cowboy outfit. And Brittney Spears with on Star Sarch Yeah You think Any of those kids knew who Ed McMahon was Yeah, I did. Yeah That's true I guess, to Blue first. and I'm their age. Um Yeah, used to that was appointment viewing. watch Star search every week. I was thinking about the weird things we watched as kids, like the golden girls like why was I watching the Golden Girls when I was Well, because you had already seen Maud. Yeah Like all these very grown up shows. You know why ' there were four channels That's true. Yeah. You watch whatever original the original four chan CBS, ABC ABC and Fox. And even Fox kind of came along bit later they always said that, but I And we had CBC Yeah. Oh, when we had local channels. we had twelve or thirteen chanels Yeah, I had U a VCR that just went up to thirteen. That was the maximum amount of channels you could cl between Uh simpler time you guys, simpler time, betteret. This last one comes from John playing in all the strip, there's so many strip clubs. because only fans that didn't exist. Yeah, that's right. You have to go out and make your own. sense I don't know Um I just know that These women, I'm only fans lot of money from what I hear making a lot of money. I mean, some of them are. I imagine there's a middle class that is struggling middle cl gooy eyes. Well I'm sure there's like G I just I like knowing my life, I know that there's people who are probably like, maybe I'll do O fans.uh? Not going great. Well, what's her name? Is it Jamie Presley? Right. said that she was she started up in O fans And Somebody else. Anyways, I just always see it in a little bit Oh yeah, that's right. Yeahah, ye. But these are famous peopleu and it's going great for them. Yeah. You know what? get that cheddar, you know, Do whver you get to Again, it's the it's the the mom and pops that I'm worried about. Yeah, yeah. that's yeah, understandood. I understand it. So go, you know what? Everyone out there Go support an unbil builduilder only band Maor on the listing page was the most upular. People are just like trauma to my eyes. I cannot say that. Make some Wednesday Well, it is like once in a while, I'll go on cameo and see what's the very, very cheapest. Yeah and You just book it Yeah, just give it a dollar U J just only only happppy birthday. Yeah. Yeah. I go on lonely fans and it's. It's messed up. I'm not gonna lie They start contacting you like, Hey, can I see some pictures of you? I go on bologoney fans Oscar Myers. Yeah. U Yeah, there's sometimes I'll see on Instagram. there's like only fans Comedy And there'll be like somebody who I think also has Some ofbody we know Michelle Saughy was was on it and it's like Yeahah, it's like It's like it looks like a club that's like the only fans club. Well, there was a few years ago where they were like Oh, we're getting rid of all the porn because this is supposed to be like, you know, just an alternative way, like a patreon. Yeah. And then everyone was like No don't. That is kind of funny if yeah, like phouse all of a sudden was like cars No, no, no U This last one comes from John. This is a bumper sticker driving home the other day says My kids have ADD and in brackets, all different dads. Oh Yeah, I'm not just a stepfather. I'm a father who's steppd. Yeah, yeah. goodood for you. Yeah, u I bet some of them also have regular ADD Is it do it. ADD out to say, or is it always ADHD? What if you don't have the H? What if you're just attention Yeah I think they're a you know, it's a beautiful tapestry of nerd nerdversions. Nerdy mergs. Maybe it is. In additional numds that are written and we also accept your phone calls and your voice memos. If you want to send us a voice memo, email it to SPY at maximfund. org or call us Leave a voicemail at one. eight four four, seven, seven nine, seven six three one, That's one Ugh. Spyod one like these people have Hello, Dave Graham and affable guest. This is Russ from Oklahoma, recalling an oververheard. I am a mustachioed man and off and on I have a big handlebar mustache comes and goes. but one of the times earlier in my life that I had it, I stopped at a Starbucks And the eighteen year old cashier looked at me while reaching over and handing me my coffee and said, You look like a steamboat captain. And I said, than you. Well anyway, off I go. So when you're saying handandlebar were curling up? No, handandlebar down. Yeah, like like a Hul Kogan. Yeah. Yeah I think so. Yeah But is that what a steam boat D the important thing is it's not appropriate to say to someone. what you're supposed to do is get their name wrong on their c And that Do you ever get yours because Dave' pretty I only order my kids things online on my app, so I get the point What if you spelled your name wrong on purpose? The sticker came out. boy within what would happen? Is what you do? Fine hijink Yeah, it's fun P would make his name something funny. sometometimes misf like professor or whatever. That's fun. Yeah. we miss them. Yeah We do. Yeah. I just wanted to Google Handlebar mustache and make sure we get it right Yeah, because I that's the way I picture it is the the like biker style Then there's also this guy greasing up his mustache in a curlyue. Well, this is Yeah, there's some disagreement about I guess like you get on a bike and sometimes the bikes the handles go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That is what I pictured when he said handandlebar. Now can we Google Steamship, Captain? Be yeah, you would look more like a steam ship captain if you had Then what do you call the one that's Hul Cogan? Is that the Fu Manchu Fumantu, I think of as being like very thin. Yeah the hell is the other one? Is that horseshoe or is that a head of hair? Those are all mustaches. They might be horseshoe O Oh yeah, I guess that is what it is. Never look like a head of hair on that U, Yeah, and if you don't have head of hair, consider the horseshoe or a hair tassplant Turkey's calling Horseshoe mustache. Wow, I guess that seems to be according to gillette dot comone know. C you save up the Gillette points, Do you guys are you on the app These are the different kinds of horseshoe mustache A classic A biker Biker mustache I ye Yeah What's that one that's the real chunky one in the corner? This? Yeah. Cowboy. Oh, cowboy. okay. So there's They all seem to be different village people. All right, here's your next phone call. Hi, Dave, Graan and posossible guest. This is Jason from Colorado Srings with an overheard. The classic overheard setup. I was walking down the street and a lady talking on her phone is coming the other way I right when she passed, I heard her say, They got to get their own kit. I bought seven En of the show Well you buy them in bulk? Yeah, I am you don't expect me to share earns Yeah, I mean, that's not that's no time to make savings is Doubling up on our our earns Universally for Ashes Or can you get an earn thing? So I never thought about it. I guess you could have an empty urn You're just like You're next on your fireplace? Yeah U the way that people buy. Well, I mean, but yeah, it and earn Yeah. I think an earn is let's get Google up again Um Yeah, it seems like it because otherwise it's a pot or con E areN you are in. are in Duram, you are in I h Ern commonly refers to a protective container for cremated remains or a matronly woman I'm telling you it means hot sexy woman ity Most adult urns are sized around two hundred cubic inches Oh good. they make child earurns then. Though I did read The other day that How much did Andre the giant's ashes weigh like consonsiderable amount, like seventeen pounds or something like that. And you have to pay more. Yeah. You going put there's no earn around that can hold a seventeen pounder Yeah You have to, uh You know, get a rubber cararbage can, I guess. Yeah Or even like, you know, a tupperware. Yeah have that up on your shelf. What about a cookie jar? A cookie jar would be good. Yeah, right? I what is an rurn if not a cookie jar? That's like, Yeah, picturing. Yeah Yeah, if you get your hand ot red hand of their hand in their ear All right, here's your final phone call Hello, Dave, Graham, likely guest It's Curtis last name withheld from Denver, Colorado I was shopping at a thrift store. Two women cross my path. The first one said to the second one I was going to drive him to the hospital, but he said I had to watch a YouTube video on how to drive a prius before he'd let me drive his car. So I don't know what happened to that guy. Best of luck. Just bleeding There go some whoop. little. o, o, okay, o, just hang out. this guy bleeding out. No watch YouTube. No L look in the comments. It'll freak you out when it feels like the car is turning off, but it's just It id It won't idle. It doesn't idle is the thing. Yeah. And then when you hit the gas, it'll be like, whoa, it's waking up. Yeah, yeah. and it's not loud. It's not loud, L a regular car D I do it right? Is that kind of a sound? Maybe not even Mbe Maybe an electric car does that. but I think a prius is still Freez like a high rougher? okay. Okay. All right U Well, that brings us to the end of this year podcast. Erica. Yes. Thank you so much for being our guest. Thank you. Where can people find out about you online? They can go to my website, which I just updated. What? I did Ericaiggerson. com Instagrama, Erica Comic. And that's all That's all you need. That's all you need. Thank you for being our guest. Thank you. And thank you out there, everybody. If you suspect you have ghoully eyes, ask a friend Come on back for another episode of That's sc. Maximum Fun, a worker owned network of artist owned shows supported directly by you.