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Hi, he's Dave Shunka and he's Graham Clark. And together we host , stop podcasting yourself. Hello everybody and welcome to episode number nine fifty one of Stop Podcasting Yourself. I'm Graham Clark. And with me is always his man who just crumpled up last month's calendar, threw it in the trash, and he's ready for a whole new month, Mr. Dave Shumka. Yeah, don't you dare close your eyes . What's what you got? What's it going on? What's going on in June? Oh last week of school or last month of school. And no, dad, dad's and grads. Dad's and grads. And then Brad's Brad, so we're gonna throw his hose. Yeah all the Brad Pitt and Brad Brad I was gonna say Bradley Damsgard, but that's a guy just used to know. I was gonna say Brad Tree Living the recently fired GM of the Toronto Maple . Well, I guess Brad Pitt is the only fit as Brad. Brad was one of the sons on home improvement , who I consider the Sons of Anarchy . I should have called that show Sons of Anarchy . Anyway, we're really we're having fun and our guest today here, first time guest of the podcast is a very funny comedian. You can listen to his album hot and ready on the internet. It's David or Dave McLean. We never sell if it was Dave or David . I have no preference. Okay, pickle one though. I'll go with Dave. What is it on your album? It is Dave. It is it's Dave. I actually have a joke on the album about Dave versus David and how I say I'm Dave, but I am more truly give off Dave. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have that sort of like sad little man and energy that I think is more David than Dave. Dave is a fun guy. Dave is look at him. I know. I'm looking in the mirror at who I could have been and it's really disappointing to me. I breaks my heart. I'm the party animal. Yeah Should we get to know us? Yeah Get to know us. Your album is called Hot and Ready. Okay, so there's there's I'm assuming a little Caesars you are Is there a little Caesars bit on the Oh yeah album So in so on our discord, feel free to join our discord listeners . There's a you can just click on the episode description. There's a link. You see something on a bumper, please post it in the discord. That's the spot. Yeah. And there was some debate because we were talking recently about pizza pizza . Yes. So dominoes, not dominoes. Little Caesars . In their commercials, there's a little guy. I want to say John Caesar . I want to say Augustus . Caesar comes out and he goes pizza pizza . And so when we talk about the pizza restaurant pizza pizza , which is a separate restaurant . A lot of our American listeners just assume we're talking about Little Caesars and we just call it pizza pizza the way that my mom calls Dairy Queen Brazier Burger Well, that's all right because my grandpa used to call Swiss LA Chicken Charlie's. So yeah, exactly. Well , but there is in Canada, Lil Caesar's commercials, we still have Little Caesar who comes out and he says hot and ready. Ready? Yeah , is this he also says Pizza Pizza though? In America, he does. But I don't think he can in the Canadian commercial s. Back in the day he did though for sure because I have a memory of pizza pizza. Oh, totally. And I actually remember when I moved to because I lived in Ontario for a little bit, and that's really the epicenter of pizza pizza. Like pizza pizza is not really a van, there's that one location exactly. Yeah. Yeah . And when I first saw it, I did think it was like a sub brand of little Caesars because even the coloring is similar in orange. Yeah, it's confusing. I don't know. I remember on the Moxie Fruit song once I was the same. He says now I work at the pizza pizza and I remember thinking as a kid, he's got the name wrong. It's Lil Caesar but he's thinking he probably they probably couldn't get the rights to those little seasons. They got the rights to all those authors in their other big hit though . If anybody out there's listening to a real fun album Maxy Fruz, what is it called Anyway, just don't Google any members of Moxie Provis Yeah, four out of five I think are okay if there's five Did you ever you grew up in the air of watching Just for laughs the, like whatever the gala shows that were on the comedy network sometimes. Yes, I saw them like more as like sort of repeats, I think of comedy, yeah, comedy network. Yeah, for sure. Was Monzi Fruvus like yeah, a regular feature? No , they were once. Yeah, they were yeah, there was they were once. I know Mozi Fruvis from now. Are you saying Motzi? Is it Moxie with an act? Sorry I want to apologize to everyone John Gemeshi , who I'm sure is owed an apology for this. No, Motzi Motzi? Mozi. Motzi. Okay, Mozi. He get the hell out of here. I'm sorry. Mozarella Fruvas. Yeah. Mozarella Fruvus. But I know them from a informational video that my grade eight science teacher, grade nine science teacher played us where Moxie Frubis talked about physics and they didn't talk . That's wrong. They did not talk . They sang about physics absolutely. And I'm certain that this video probably exists online, but if not, it should. And I know it exists 'cause that's when I became aware of the band. Because there was a well, there was Square One TV that had like kidden play would do a rap song about measuring stuff with your thumb. Yeah, and then there was the fat boys it was probably about weight would be weird Al did one about patterns and then I remember the bare naked ladies did a song that was featured on the Fox Saturday morning program just like as an interstitial about one of them was an alien and it was about like acceptance So I'm not surprised I've never heard of this Maxi Fruvus physics song. Oh , it's worth a don't sorry, to be clear, I don't think it's a single song . I think it's a compilation of many songs explaining the different sort of physical properties and mechanisms that you can I think there's levers. I think there's simple machines. I think there's a lot of simple machines in there. That way, I guess the way like, you know, when they start dying off and they want to continue putting out albums, that'll be one of the albums they'll put out. Oh yeah, ALLATUP. In retrospect the physics album. So I grew up in Canada and hell those up Moxie Fruvus, hellos up . And Moxie Fruvus was this for people who think pizza pizza little Caesars . Moxie Pruvis was a dorky busking band that was comedy adjacent. Yeah. Silly, silly song. They did like they sounded like a cross between bare naked ladies and Rockella. Yeah, I was going to say Rocapella. Like that's actually incredible. Yeah, Rocapella is who I have as a reference. Do you think that there was just kind of a revival of that vocal groups cool barber shop Yeah like was there shop Yeah because I mean those two were around the same period and I don't can't think of any other barbershop Yeah? There were the band that Homer Simpson was in. Yeah, the B sharps are the B sharps. Are the pentatonics not they're not barber shop, but they're all vocal? Yeah , that well, yeah, I think so. There's a lot of that like pitch perfect glee kind of like vocal group stuff now . Yeah. Back then we had to make do a real revival . Everything that's sort of like if you show me a picture of Pentatonics and the Tri Guys, I don't know which is one that's sort of like is this Christian ? Is this Christian entertainment right now . So I'm glad you you have peripheral knowledge of Mazi Frusis as you know Motzi Fruz. I have your mind How are you spelling it? This is actually kind of interesting because I think that maybe you think I was spelling it MOT S Y OU . I was throwing a z in there. Is that Z for the pizza pizza listeners? But we say Z. What? Okay okay, what was MOT Z Y? MOT Z FRUVIS Let's see how I was spelling that. Well, RF yeah RF RU V US Fruvus? What did you say to me? FRU VOUS. I think there might be an oom loud in there as well. You know why it's hard to spell and remember because it's nonsense? Yeah, 'cause it's just a nonsense phrase . But like, I remember watching that and thinking like, huh, I guess comedy could be anything I just realized. I mean, it could be there was like I did shadow puppets really well and there was like, you know, just weird costume acts and stuff like that. I just remember so I knew about Moxie Fruvus. My parents give me the talk about Moxie Fruvus . And then twenty years went by , fifteen years went by. And Giangameshi was a radio host . And I didn't know him. I didn't listen to CBC Q was his show . And then he had the big blow up with Billy Bob Jordan. Yeah . And a box makers? Box Masters? I was the Box Masters. Okay And I saw that clip. And then later I worked at CBC and we were doing a thing on bands that were like past their prime . Yeah . And like bands, like what's the do bands stay together longer than they should? And when's the right time to break up and we were like, Oh, let's interview Jian Gameshi about Moxie Fruvus . He's got a sense of humor . Because when I was a kid, he was in Moxie Fruvus, which was a funny band. Yeah . Although and I only had seen that one clip of Billy Bob Thornton and it was not funny. But I also like I consider myself funny, but if Billy Bob Thornton is mad at me, I'm not gonna be cracking jokes . So I talked to I interviewed Jian eshi and he was the most serious Oh yeah like he did not think Moxif us was a joke he thought they should have stayed together longer . The irony of this is that it's almost exactly why Billy Bob Thornton blew up on him in the first place as he wasn't taking the box cutters sufficiently seriously and so to now you're not taking Moxie Fruvus as seriously as he thought you ought to, and he had to blow up the same way. Kind of. He didn't blow up . I managed to pick up what he was putting down and just be like, oh, this is just going to be not fun. I just like that you said it's box masters. I thought it was box makers and then you said they're the box cutters If they did Jon and Billy Bob Mend fences, I think they could be . Get back to the other boxy fruits Yes . Do maybe a split EP. Have you seen his go to look now? Which one? No. He wears like kind of a two Which one Fedora? Ooh. Oh Billy Bobby. No, I don't know what geonomy looks like these days. Probably got radical plastic surgery so we can, you know, work somewhere . Yeah . But I think one of his things is that he had to live with his mom , which I don't know if my mom would love it if he had a sentence. He was living with his mom. Yeah. But anyways, Billy Bob's wearing this too . And then like a feathery earring or a big sailor looking pirate earring he's always been a fashion icon . He has you, to me, to everybody. I remember in the nineties when I wore a little bit of blood in the necklace around my neck . It was really cool. It was a great thing. Your partners or just some blood. No, it was Angelina Jolie's. I sent away for it . It was pretty cool . That would be kind of like would be something that you would find on the internet that somebody was like selling authentic Angelina Jolie black blood hanging around your neck. But also where are those vials? Do they keep them ? Yeah , you them back . They had they each had a vial, right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, but one of them is probably worth a lot more on the open market. I don't think anyone's looking for Billy Bob blood to make Billy Bob clones, you know? Whenever I go and have surgery, I definitely want Billy Bob's blood . It just drops straight through you. You wake up from open heart surgery, you have a little Fedora and a little tucon immediately. Feathered It's little and I have it has to grow . He was a big , I feel like he did backwards canal. Yeah. He was a Kangal guy. I feel like he did. Maybe was he ever shirtless with leather vest ? Yeah , it's not a it's not out of the realm of possibility . I think he definitely leather vested, but I don't know if shirtless was in the card. Of course he leather vested. Yeah . Do you have an all star list of your like your all star Kangle like representatives? Because I feel like it's a relatively short but good. We talked about one or two weeks ago because did you really? Yeah, our guests didn't know what a kangal happened. Oh my god yeah, I actually I listened to that episode that's why it's in my head . Yeah, there he is. He's wearing a tube and a Fedora. Yeah , and a big pirate earring. Pirate earring through the tuk. Oh , is it a tuk or a dug? It actually looks kind of like a durag but with a hole for an earring , which might not even be an earring, it might just be like a keychain on he looks a lot like rip torn in that photo like Billy Bob . Oh, he's got a red hat and the other one. Oh yeah. This is a look. This isn't just a one option. It's a uniform, but it doesn't just wear the one color. It's like the John Travolta's new director look. Oh with the little junkie be.re Yeaha, the bearer and the little glasses . I think it was a weird choice to do a white flesh colored beret that kind of made it look like one blob. Was he also wearing a suit like one blob makes you flesh tone What? What He wore he had a few he was I guess was it can ? Yeah. Yeah and he was wearing he had the same like he had a variety of he had a couple examples of the he never wore a different kind of outfit. He wore that outfit in different colors because he's like, I'm gonna be the next Steve Jobs. Yeah, he directed a movie . Right . And so he wanted to look directory , I think. And it I've been seeing ads for it on my Apple TV and it's about planes. Where I planes and disco, it's the only thing that cares about No . So you've got an album out. Yes. You is it just elbow and or special as well? No special. How come you just went everybody's doing special? I know, but it's so much more expensive. It doesn't pay off from the look of it. Don't get the cash . Yeah, I feel like it's just like you can do specials pretty cheap now, I think. Yeah . You can. I do have like video footage of it to cut into clips and potentially put online, but I just, I don't know. It was just camera.. Yeah, yeah, yeah It's yeah, it's and it's you're right. It is very expensive compared to just like audio recording, which is yes. And there's no serious satellite radio for like video . Yeah . Yeah, really? I can't say anything bad about those people. They're wonderful to me . No, just the idea of driving down the highway . Yeah, having to watch . No, no, seriously except this is the fast. Yeah, it's for me it's like I like listening to me as opposed to watching it. It's 'cause if I'm watching it then all of a sudden I'm on my phone. Like I can't keep focused to watch a whole hour of stand up comedy. I think audio is how I first started listening to standup too. Like we listen to albums. Oh man, I love you guys. Bill Cosby and Woody Allen. I was gonna say like I'm Bill Cosby's greatest hit. Yeah, me too. Yeah as well. I had it on vinyl or I guess I didn't have it. My dad had it. Yeah, I had three of his albums . Yeah . One of them is to my brother that I slept with I can't remember You know, you used to play Buckbuck . Oh what's that? I don't remember. A bit about how in this neighborhood they used to play buck buck. Oh , I thought you were naming a character from the Bat Albert series. Like I thought Buckbuck was a guy. A cartoon man. Could be. Yeah. I had I do remember when I was like a young like, I, don't know like, nine or ten , I asked my parents for Jeff Foxworthy album because it's being advertised on the radio. And man , that are you familiar with the works of Jeff Foxworthy? I'm familiar with the one work . Well, then you have it all because that joke just repeats over and over and over and over and over again. Joke you might be redneck. Yeah. Yeah. On occasion. Charlie did for your next twenty four hour stand up thing. You should say we're only doing one jump like you should do an hour mat where it's an hour and it's fully that like it has to be Sana Nah and then you might be a redneck. Charlie Demerys I think, very acc,urately pointed out, if Jeff Foxy Worthy had been alive during the time of Twitter, that would have been a trending topic for a day and then everybody would be done on it. Instead he had a whole creature . He had a multiyear sitcom. He also had a sketch show. Did you really like he also hosted you may be smarter than a fifth grader? Smarter than a fifth grader. And he was part of a trio of people that were on what was it called ? There was a stand up comedy The Redneck Comedy Tour? No, it was like a blue collar comedy tour. Oh yeah, he was on the Blue College Comedy Tour, but he was with Bill Inville and Ron White. White and Weasley, Larry Weasley. Oh, and Larry the Game Lear the Gable guy. Yeah. And Larry Miller just round out the to make it a little more urbane. Is this a joke , the whose time has come . Here it goes. Okay . Are you smarter than a cheese grater ? Oh man, was that popular at the time? Yeah, did people make that joke a lot back then? I don't know, it's hard to, you know, these things come and go. Who knows who said what? What are you doing ? You guys got cheese graders? I have two different ways of grating cheese at my house. So why? What are the cheese grater, that's like the triangle sort of box right? Not really a triangle, but like a prism of some kind. Yeah, it's got the four walls. You're right . So a polygon, I yeah, I don't know. Shapes. And then I do like a microplane too though. I have a microplane and they're better, I think, actually for a lot of things. For a lot of uses John Dervaldo likes a microplane. Yeah, he likes a matter design ed anyplace at any point. We've got yeah we've got the Foresider Yeah , but I what I my favorite is the IKEA it's this IKEA thing that's like a tupperware bowl with a lid that is a grater and you grate it into the bowl . But I also have a little tiny one for nutmeg. Well, I guess you could nutmeg Motzi fruit . You could , well, that would be like a microplane, isn't it? Yeah. But I do the Parmesan kind of like , yeah, you get the dust. I like getting a dusty parm for my pasta. And then but I also do garlic on that. Oh yeah. Guys, you know what I do? What? Pre shredded, pre shredded from Costco. Cheap as it can be, easy, easy ready to go. Graham . This is a intervention. This is a problem with your generation is you won't get your elbows greased. I won't get my elbows greased. Everybody is a chopped dunk to me. Oh my gosh. You are, you are I am chopped hunk. You guys, everybody to me is chopped onk. No cap . No cat for real, for real . Did older generations, I'm sure I bring this up all the time. Did older generations used to make fun of young persons slang . Oh God, have you ever seen like Bob Hope dressed up like a hippie ? Or like literally time a white old man in our generation would do like a rap segment within that I have seen Steve Martin do it. I've seen Ronnie Dangerfield. That's Rodney Dangerfield. No, it's new . So this is an album not a special . Not a special. But if it wasn't if you were to do a special, would you do anything wacky that would be just good and a special or would you just do a hand up? I would probably start by wearing a little due re withag like a red Fedora hat. Okay, I like it. Position into a backwards white Kangle hat. Oh, you try hats on dream. Yeah. I just want to point out that in this picture his earring has a little ear in Yes. Also this headline Billy Bob Thornton looks totally unrecognizable at Landman season two premiere. He's very recognizable. Is that him wearing a vest down there and that the little here? Yeah, is that a vest? No , that's a sleeveless sleeveless shirt. I'm gonna go Billy Bob Thornton vest . Yeah, let's see the vest years those were the best days of my life Novas wrong . Um , he's worn a bunch of different hats trucker, cowboy, pandora. What is he hiding? Now you were saying before we started that you were going to a cowboy themed wedding. Yeah . And in Colona, British Columbia. In Colona, British Columbia. Now is this because you have friends that are real like country ? No, not really. Well, I guess I don't well I'm really mincing words here No , not really. One of the grooms from Saskatchewan and he loves things that are country and country music. He's a big Garth Brooks fan. Sure. And then the other groom from a small town in Ontario where I don't think there are horses or sort of the idea of country in a cowboy way. It's country in a so two grooms. How many brides? We got we got zero brides. We got two beautiful young men getting married. I can't perform surgery on either of these grooms. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I was told there would be seven brides for some of our brothers . The girls for every boy. Thanks again . So one of them is from rural Ontario. I think it was not quite rural . Rural Ontario is different to me. Like than rural BC. Rural Ontario feels like there are actually like towns with things going on, you know, rural BC, it's like or rural Saskatchewan or rural Alberta. It feels like there's like a mill ion shop downped and people are just like hanging around. Yeah . Like so he doesn't he's not of that type of person . Right. He's like past guest from like Belleville or something. I don't know. Yeah sure. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. James Hartnett is from Orangeville, I think. Yeah. And he talks about like he grew up on a farm. Yeah. Growing up on a farm, but also you're like three hours from Toronto. Yeah. Yeah. Like in Saskatchewan, you're not. You get into the old truck that has haymails in the back. Yeah. Your dad pulls out a new bike for you. You had cut out of the Canadian tire catalog and ride this to Toronto . Go seek your fortress So is the wedding taking place on a ranch what are you looking at? I have so few details about this wedding. Does this wedding take place in the Yellowstone universe? Yes. Actually , it's in the Landman universe. Oh yeah, well, let me tell you about the director . Yeah, there's gonna be one guy there who's unrecognizable . Have you watched Landman, I hear Landman's the best of those? Really? I haven't watched Lament, haven't watched Yellowstone. Don't really love enough to like watch a whole series. I like Western movies, but a whole series of Western is can't do it heartland and Canada has been on the air for like twenty one years. I'm gonna binge that this summer. Heartland? Yeah, good luck eighteen seasons. Yeah . My grandmother loved Heartland and she's been dead for checkes. I was like, either it's been canceled or she's passed away . Well, it's definitely not been canceled, but maybe she just doesn't like it anymore. Yeah. It's like Canada's East Enders. It just keeps going, you know, and it has a really devoted fan base. sure. Canada's coronation ranch. Yeah . Now we're talking . So you said you've got a cowboy hat. No, you've got to find a cowboy. I have to find a cowboy hat. I have time though. There's one right up there. Oh, can I have that? I mean sure. I got it from the people of Calgary. Oh it was presented to me. There you go. That's actually pretty cool. If I could bring that to the swedding, I'd be real stuff. Well, I know you're in the neighborhood. Yeah And you've got a bolo tie. I got a bolo tie. Do you have are you gonna wear like some sort of country western shirt? No, I'm gonna wear a pretty normal shirt. I actually I went to another cowboy ish wedding a few years ago , but this wasn't themed. It was just in Nashville. It just turned out . It was outside of Nashville . And so there were just cowboys there, and there was an expectation to wear cowboy boots. I don't know why I keep getting the boots. Do you have boots? Oh yeah, I got some boots. You do? Yeah, well, I'm borrowing them. Again, from the same guy I borrowed them from before. Oh nice. Yeah, it's good to know a cowboy with your sho e size . It's really helpful. You know, it's a look that I think only women can pull off is shorts and cowboy boots. You don't see a lot of guys wearing that outfit. Lieutenant Dangle, I think, is the famous little exception yeah. Yeah, like big cowboy boots and just real short shorts. Yeah Not that I'm saying it's a look that can only exist with it. And I think more and more men I see in oversized hockey sweater and knee socks . And then like is it like you're staying longer in Colonia, you just Yeah getting in the Colono in a day, you know in the going this weekend going this weekend Friday through Sunday a weather check in Colona. I haven't done a weather check yet but I'm assuming, son . Sure , right to assume I think so. Yeah, I haven't been to Cologne in a very long time though. You driving? Gonna drive, yeah. Have you ever done stand up comedy in Cologne? No, I've been invited to, and I've not done it. I should do it. There's once in a while there's a there's a guy out there that does a really good job of putting on shows. Yeah, that's all I've heard. But I don't think there's no like club or anything , like you'd have to be invited by yeah a vampire situation. Yeah. Yeah, you can't get into clue unless you're playing it. Yeah. So we're looking at this weekend . Oh no Is it not good? Saturday ? Rain? Cloudy. Oh and rain. Oh no and a high of you should have led with rain. High of eleven . Oh that's interesting. Honestly, I think I might prefer like it's wearing an outdoor wedding but I'm gonna be in a suit. Yeah. I don't like a hot bean in a suit. You're going to be in a cowboy. I'm gonna wear a suit with cowboy boots and a hat and a bullet. I want to look like Landman from the series Landman. If it's eleven and raining, you're gonna want a big duster. Yeah , yeah. This actually, that's a very good idea. Like a dust . There were when I was in high school in Calgary, there were kids that wore cowboy hats to school. They were cowboys. They were cowboys. Yeah. It wasn't ironic. It wasn't like did park their tractor in the parking lot . Yeah, they'd have racing for pinks off the side of a cliff with their tractors . I watched Ten Things I hate about you. Oh yeah in the last couple of years . And it takes place I think in Seattle. It does . And there's like a gag in it where there's like all these different cliques, cliques in the school. And it's like, you know, cheerleaders and jocs and cowboys and they're like doing rope tricks. Yeah , it was there was a contingent and they kind of hung out with each other prison style where this like you say in different groups and yeah but it was never and they would wear like cowboos like it was really not ironic in any way. We had no I don't know about within Vancouver proper but North Vancouver , we had no cowboys. It wasn't a subgroup within our Too et. Do wet. You had rainboys. Yeah, you had like just in slicks, rain slicks, the yellow ones, they hikers. We had a big hiking. Lots of hikers , sub culture. And like in a movie where a cop is wearing a cowboy hat and they've got like the kind of shower cap over it because it's like oh that's a great moment in a movie. I couldn't agree more with you . It's just like, yeah, you don't think of just taking off your silly hat and just going hatless for a few hours. No. That's a that's an item that has to be manufactured in China for that like hat cover. Yeah, that cowboy hat cover. That's incredible I mean, I was never in the military, but I do love really ? This is shocking. He could drop and give you twenty of this. Yeah, if you wanted to. I do love the like how everything on a uniform has a purpose and a meaning and like in different situations and like learning all that would have been fun for me, but that would have made it very difficult for you in the army exactly . But learning is fun . Yeah. Dave, what does this man all mean? Well, okay, well you technically you're not supposed to be wearing digital camo right now Yeah, the I just think it's I think it's funny that there are police in America that have to wear do we have, I guess the mounty? Mounty? As Mounty has like a funny distinctive hat. Yeah . As part of their surge? Yeah, nice . Nice. Yeah . Are they like when you say the mountain, like that's their tradition, you would never have somebody showing up at a domestic dispute dressed like no like Sam Steeline . But I understand to be the case and this could actually be totally wrong. So you can fact check me afterwards, but I think that there was a certain point in time where they were banned from wearing them in court because people so respected the surge that they were like no man who wears this red surge could possibly ever lie. Yeah . So they were like you can't wear the surge in court anymore. You have to wear a normal suit. You got to get a mountie on our side. Yeah. If I was on trial, I would go in Mounty Outfit and have to declare a mistrial. Yeah. I wear a surge every time I'm in court, I wear a surge. I would yeah, wear it as a jury member Well, your hat's just like always pumping up against their fellow jurors . I got this from Ferral . It's not a mounty hat, sir So well great to have you. Yeah , thanks. , you get. Well, when you were talking about how it's called thege, S Iur was thinking about I watched the movie Gimme Shelter this weekend, the documentary Rolling Stone. Okay, and the concert the concert at Althamont and I was and the Hells Angels were hired to be secured . Yeah . And they're like on the phone with one of the with Sunny Bargers. Oh yeah, yeah. And he's like, I was told I could just as long as I sat on the stage and kept people from climbing on the stage. I was told I could drink beer all day . But they call their uniform colors, right? Yeah, yes. Or patches. Patches, colors. Yeah, colors, patches, yeah. But they what a great name for a Hells Angels for yeah. It is truly lighter cycle great branding. Like I don't think you could get around it say what you will about the Hells Angels, but their branding is absolutely on point. I do know someone who was in a band and they kind of had they tried to copy that aesthetic. That was in their clothing and they did get apparently allegedly contacted by the Hell's Angels who were like, you can't do this. Yeah, like stop doing this. And then they knocked over all their motorcycles. Yeah , yeah. There used to be a club in New Westminster called Laughline. Oh yeah, and they had it had a strict no color or patches. But so that meant there were always undercover hells angels that you go. Yeah . Yeah . I remember that club used to have the motorcycle comic come. Do you remember that guy like Herber Dixon? Is it Herb Dixon? The motorcycle guy? He goes on the show quite a bit I love the idea of it. Like have you seen it? No, no , you gotta see it. Yeah, I don't think so. There was a channel eight or no gas, all gas, no brakes. Did something on the Sturgis motorcycle I think he might have been there, but that would be the only time I would have seen him perform. Yeah, he's got a great five in an even better hour. He has his own microphone. He brings his own mic. Yeah. It's like tiny and picks up car noises better, I guess. Yeah . And he does motorcycle noises. Yeah, for the listener . He'll do a do a car. He'll do a plane. He can do a cessna . But yeah, that's him branching out. Yeah. His core stuff is a motorcycle starting and yeah yeah, , he and it's I can't remember what the slogan was. It was like your ears won't believe what your eyes will see your slogan because he was he was always advertised as that harley guy. Yeah, yeah. We got that harley guy and in Canada we also have that Canadian Yeah . I remember I did a show in Kingston at the Absolute in Kingston. Yeah. And that was always like an interesting group of people who'd come through because Kingston's a weird place, right? Because the population is composed of students who go to the university there, Queens. And then the Royal Military Academy soldiers. So there's always soldiers . And then also the penitentiaries are there and that means you're doing like hard time in Canada. So a lot of the time their families will move to Kingston, Ontario while their parents are serving time so that like they can still see dad or mom or whatever. And then when they get out of the pen , they stay in Kingston. So there's like a huge population of ex Cons as well . And so I remember that absolute was like crazy because it would be a combination of college professors, excs, and military guys . And you'd just be like, what material am I supposed to do here? This crowd work is awful. Like I walked in one time and this guy was just absolutely killing could. L notike have been killing harder. The audience was losing their minds. And what he was doing is he had a cooler and in it was just a bunch of domestic household items that he would pull out of the cooler and then make a pun out of, so he'd pull out a headladdess and go, let us entertain you. And then he's bringing closer was he pulled out a hot dog and he just said, hot dog and the audience lost their minds . And then I had to go up and stew my bullshit and it did not go over well at all . This guy's the good he was he was incredible. Dog and Yahoo . Oh, that's good. It'd be great doing crowd work there and like you there in the tweed jacket with leather elbow patches. What do you do for work? I'm an exc lusive Financial Crimes . The yeah, one time I opened for a hypnotist and like they said the guy who ran the club was like, yeah, you really like Cajoli. That's your job as though I was like yeah to just kind of like get them up. So hype them up hype hype and then he comes out and he's like I need total sales and you know what? I didn't watch the rest of the act. Now I feel like I might have missed out. He might have done really real cool. I've never have you well, I guess you've seen a hypnot no, you missed out on the act. Have you actually been have either of you been hypnotized or gone to hypnotis? Because I never have and I'm very skeptical of it as a medium like as like I don't know if they're doing it for real when they're doing a big gymnasium or whatever. I yeah I went to an x rated hypnotist when I was like was it Ronnie something ? No, it wasn't Anthony Cools either. No, maybe that's who I think Anthony But it was a yeah a guy and you know , you know you know, got people up on stage and they do with like maybe what makes it more believable is like they get about ten people on the stage and they he starts hypnotizing them and you know as he's wrapping up, he'll just be like, if you're not under now , let me know and just don't have to stay and so like two or three of them got up and left the stage, which made me think, Oh, the rest of them are so hypnotised . And then you know, a woman blew a chair. Oh , all right . And that really was really like in the nineties especially like sleazebag, hypnotism was real. Huge . 'Cause they would play he would play at the the back alley, which was like the bad art like the roughest club in you know, Calgary proper was the back alley . You can get real really cheap beer, cheap shots, and then always be guaranteed to fight in the parking lot every night if you have a fake ID growing up? Yep. I had one. D useid you it to go to places or just to go buy ? I used it for both. I bought stuff from places and went to places. It was very poorly put together. It was a student ID , which was okay. It worked in the UK, and then I brought it back here and I was like, maybe it'll work here. It did. I think there was a lot of it was the University of Ulster, I think or something like that. Sounds British. Yeah , and then so I just do a real thick British accent It sounds right . Hello I'll have some guinea please. You can't get a pins cup ? You have to order something . Did you have one? No, no, I didn't. I just would get alcohol through the brothers of my friends. I feel like older brother hookup. And then I never had I never went to a club as like a as a child. Yeah, especially like if people are getting in fights in the parking lot , I don't want to go there as an adult . Yeah, I also I went I did my undergrad in Montreal where you're eighteen and you're so you know, you don't really need it. Yeah , same way. Yeah, I went to UV and I never drank until I was nineteen. Wow. I didn't I didn't have a Vic I did, I didn't do anything. Yeah And there were so many Ontarians who had done grade thirteen that, by the time they got to BC they were nineteen. They were ready to just go bananas. Yeah . The thing that I had to do with my friends was wait outside of a liquor store and get some sympathetic alcoh.ol Oh yeah to buy you alcohol. You'd be surprised how easy it was Yeah I would be I would assume it's a sting. I would assume I would assume John Kin ias is there with his hidden camera . What would you do? Yeah, for sure there was that potential. But if you just said you could have the rest of the money, a lot of people looked side like they were like, that's fine. I'll buy boots for these kids. Yeah. You know what? If there's any kids out there then they want me to buy boost for them. That's not a sting. It can't be a sting. Allowed. You have to say if this is a sting. Yeah, that's right. That's the rule. You have to say up front if it's a sting. And I know you can't be wearing those like ray bands that have a recorder in it. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, you can't there's no surveillance whatsoever can be done on this . You can't record me on your phone , but I will buy and it has to be Canadian. I'm not buying Budweiser for you know elbows up in the bootlegging Yeah Cochini you can have wildcat Yeah, wildcat. We have lucky logger. Lucky logger. Is that Canadian lucky logger? I think it's like I associate it with the island. Me too. And yeah. And dudes hackin' darts.arts H.ack and d Darts , lucky logger. I'll buy you a hay y'all . Yeah. Oh man, anything that was like tasted like candy was that was it. That was party time as a teenager. Oh, for sure. Grower cider. That was a big cider forty hand thing. Edward forty hands. Edward forty hands, but with ciders . But they're like two leaders. Two leaders God, you just get cavity . Exactly . Yeah . Did you drink in high school? I drank later, like really quite a bit later actually. Like in grade twelve, I started to drink, but I also was on accutane for my hideous action . And so I couldn't drink that much because it would undermine the accutane. Oh sure. And I get a big breakout. And did Accutane? Is that the one that gives you like gives you psychosis? Psychosis. And if you're a lady, it gives like your future babies like crazy birth defects allegedly, I need to say allegedly. But on every pill, 'cause they came in like individual pills, every single pill had a picture of a pregnant lady on it with an ex over it. So they're like, do not get pregnant on these You still get pregnant from these. Do not do this. Lose your acne so much that people are trying to pregnant. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stay acne enough that they'll stay away . But yeah, no, I definitely yeah, I did some of that. It worked. Yeah , yeah. It cleared up my you know. Yeah, that looked good. Yeah, not a sit to be found. No, no, people not visibly anywhere. I think I eat too many chocolate bars. Oh yeah . I was just talking about him yesterday with my girlfriend, chocolate bar guy. Yeah. From the chocolate bar from the adver sits . We are from the chocolate bar. No wait. The adverse . People think I do many chocolate bars 'cause Henry is oh so good . But no, we had two disputes me and my girlfriend . The first was an ad for an acne treatment or was it a PSA to not bully kids with acne? It was a PSA. It was a PSA. Oh, you didn't find this out? No, we didn't look at it. And then the oddest argument and we'll just go to bed angry . We yeah, I mean, and then the other the other question that we had was is he is that does he have a French accent or Spanish accent? That is because it's I thought it was a French accent and it was a Canadian commercial, but I know Americans had that ad too. Yeah . And what was it a PSA for? Was it for anti bullying or was it for treating acne? Yeah or like, see your do ctor about acne . I think it was about bullying 'cause it was on during cartoon and I feel like Scuff Scruff McGruff, Chicago, Illinois. That was like the same era. With Scruff McGruff Okay, let's just have a quick look at it. People don't see free informational video did you just see my acne problem? Oh, it isn't acne . People think that I eat too many chocolate bars or that I don't wash my face. Yeah, I tried many things. I've tried everything, but just nothing works. You're a dermatologist and I was about to decide to probably go out of it, but I don't think so. I really thought it was a leave now that it will actually go away . Did anyone get a free informational video? And if you did, did you see this guy going to Quebec school , going to like Spanish Americans go Spanish Americans. Do you know what was there was kind of a Mandela effect on that having just watched that right now? He doesn't say chocolate bars quite the way that we all remember it. Also Also at the end of the ad and he's acne free at the end. I know. He looks so good . What does he say? How does he say it ? People think that I eat too many chocolate bars or they have chocolate chocolate bars. Chocolate bars. Yeah . Bard de chocolate . Yeah . That's true. He didn't say bard de Chakala. Yeah. So he's definitely Spanish Oh, one other thing you mentioned that you want to follow. Although in America, don't they say candy bars? Do they say ? Is that a regional American thing though? Like pop soda, that's like all depend s. Yeah . Yeah. And in Atlanta, they call everything Coke. Which mind? So wrong. Yeah. It's unbelievably incorrect. Yeah. What they call all sodas coke? No, that's regionally. They say, Oh, they call it all it's not true. Root beer coke. You don't think that's true. I've heard that's true and I believe everything I 've heard it's true too. I don't think it's true. Yeah . 'Cause it would make everything impossible.. Yeah Do you remember the old there was a Shiquilo Neal ad where he said carmel versus caramel? And that was a real, that was a real fun sort of debate that went on during the nineties Cmarel versus Caramel with Shaquil O'Neal? Yes. Do you remember? What was it an ad for? It was an ad for caramel chocolate bars and Shaquil O'Neal is sitting on the stoops of a brownstone apartment like he often did in Orlando . And then he would be with a child , an unknown child who would say this is good, caramel chocolate. And he'd go caramel. And then they'd have a fight over it. Oh, that was the that was a part of the ad . That was a big part of it. That was the central concealer . That was like the it's not like the hook. It's not like people watched it and then debated with their girlfriends later. Carmen. You're right, you're right. All right, let's watch this. It's for Nestle Crunch. Jacket. No for Crunch. Nestly Crunch Carm. Oh, another Yeah, Canada. It's Carm e. I'm actually surpris ed at how well I remembered this. He's not like he is kind of on the steps of a brown street. He's yeah on the steps of a sesame street creamy car. I kind of wish this would snill around to be on a plain job. Yeah. Carmel Nestle. I like caramel. Step up to caramel. I'm a caramel. Me too. Caramel. Caramel is clearly wrong. There was a show on for maybe just one season where Shaq did all sorts of different things like drive a race car and like climb a mountain or something. And one of the things he did was he competed against Michael Phelps just like doing two laps . Yeah. If Shakila O'Neill had dedicated his life to swimming, he would have been unbeatable. He loves by very, very small . Really? Yeah, 'cause he's just so big. He's he is like a weirdly because I'll watch inside guys TNT , you know, no fan of the basketball commentary. I don't even watch basketball. I just like to watch them talk about highlights. I'm a big fan of Charles Barclay, they but have on guests like and they have these arm wrestlers from Canada actually. They're the best, the best arm wrestler in the world Canadian. Oddly elbows down. Elbows down. You're really elbows down. You're right. I think he might be an Albertian separatist now, but let's not. I actually don't want to make that allegation. He's a good man . But like he arm wrestled Shaquila O'Neill, and you could tell he was struggling a little bit for sure. Yeah, because Chaquil O'Neill is just an absolute monster of human beings such skill and abilities. He's a great swimmer, great arm wrestler, really good on hockey. He became a cop at one point. Yeah. Yeah, he was yeah , was he was a California somewhere that he had a Florida? Florida. Yeah. His cameo and Adam Sandler movies have us rolling on the floor like yeah Steel superhero movie that he was in. Oh yeah. He sold his shoes at payless so everyone could afford them. Yeah , he's cool. I like Shaq. I'll go I'll go to the Mat s for Shaq. Yeah, well that's one of the things he did was wrestling . Yeah . Dave Shomka. Yeah. What's going on? Cool. Yeah . I went to a different kind of ball game. Ooh, I went to a local minor league baseball game this week. Oh, okay. And it was the Vancouver Canadians against. Oh my god, I want to say the Eugene Emeralds Good name . Yeah. Yeah. And my kids were like, why are they shirts say Eugene? They just thought like whose names were Eugene and we went because it was dog day. Yeah. The day when they're allowed to bring you allowed to bring your dogs. We didn't bring our dogs because our dogs are bad. And it's not mandatory. You can get in without a dog. Have you ever been to do theg base? Oh yeah. No, we take we take other dogs. You should for our dogs. Take them out for a game. We'll go usually with my sister in law and my father and mother in law will take the dog with us. It's my sister in law's dog. And what type of dog were we dealing with there? It's kind of they're both little mixed breed and little guys. They're kind of like your dogs upstairs They're kind of like they look like that. I've got really cute I've really folded under the gun there . You're painting it in the theater of the month. They're little dogs. They're little . It was a good time. The people in front of us had dogs. One was like you get an aisle seat if you have a big dog 'cause like it was people were trying to get round this giant dog. Yeah It was one dog's birthday. Oh, I have a birthday. And it was one dog. There was like this beautiful Afghan hound that was there. Very pretty. I had a h ot dog , okay? For dinner . Nice. And were you like thinking about it all day? Like yeah, I was like, okay, so dinner's sort of the game's at seven. We usually eat before that, but I'm not cooking and then going to the game. And then the day you're like, Don't double up. I'll eat a hamburger for lunch . And I went and I was like, you know what? It's seven thirty now. I haven't eaten. Look at a foot long dog. Yeah., yeah Let me tell you, this was the worst hot dog I've had in my life . It was so dry . The bun was so dry. It was I thought they moved beer . It's not enough ketchup and mustard in the world to get this thing wet . And so I eat my hot dog. I get like halfway through. I'm like, Oh God, I don't want to finish this, but I'm surrounded by dogs So I was like, I guess I have to finish with this hot dog . Yeah, it's like the irony of being out to see water, water everywhere. Toggle stucks everywhere, but I can't get rid of this dog. Are you there's some exciting news for you if you're excited about that hot dog, which is what I took away from that story is Tuesday nights the Canadians gained a seventy five cent hot dog. Oh yeah all season long. Oh',re we going . I've been going, I've been getting four hot dogs every time I go. They limit it to four hot dogs per transaction. Sure. So you can go back are the lines long ? No, they also have guys with hot dog containers come to you. Yeah . Yeah. But they won't squirt any mustard on no sadly. Now with the foot long hot dog, how much hot dog is hanging off. It's they got a foot long bun. They got a foot lung. Okay, so there's no just eating just hot dog for no, that would be nice. Yeah, for a chomp. Yeah, I could do that for a chomp or two. Yeah I did yesterday also make hot dogs. Oh , and they were so good. Oh my god . When you were growing up , were you a hot boiled hot dog household? Yeah, yeah. A hundred percent. Unless it was like unless you went to somebody's birthday where they were done on a grill, yeah. Maybe in the summer we would have some yeah . Yeah, but it was always there was an occasional treat the killed hot dog. And it's so much better than a boiled hot dog n.' Ist it? Yeah, isn't it much, much, much better? Yeah, it's thirty percent better. Ah , I would give it sixty percent . Not one hundred It's like a boiled hot dog is you're underestimating it. A boiled hot dog is good. You just like to spoon the water afterwards like the milk and have you ever done you're supposed to save the water from hot dog? Put it on other heavy . I mean in your like twenties when you're living alone . Did you ever do a frying pan hot dog? Oh yeah sure. Yeah, one hundred percent. And that is below. What was that above or below boiled ? I inter criteria we're using to score? Is it below in the sense of like it's more dirt baggy? No or is it below in the doesn't taste as better? It's better. You think grilled is so much better than boiled, where does I actually think that fried tastes slightly better because you're still getting a crisp edge. A crisp edge, you know? Have you ever boiled in beer? I have. I've done that with like a bratwurst. Not a hot dog. I've done it with a hot dog. It's really good. Yeah. I've noticed I did it with a hot dog. I noticed no difference. No difference. Yeah. I think you need a sausage that can soak it off more as more like 'cause a hot dog is so viscous when it's like put into its form They don't come form like that . They chop off the dog's fingers . But yeah, I don't think you can get I don't think the beer can get in there. I think it's tightly yeah . Now in Montreal big thing is steamed hot dogs. Steam. And how about steam? I like a steam. I could have it. It's like a cousin of the boiled hot dog, isn't it? It is a yeah, they cooked and steamed. I think it's steamed. Yeah. 'Cause they and then they covered in like salad essentially. You can get the at like a boy. I mean, when you're getting them at a hockey game or a baseball game, sometimes they pull them out of a steamy drawer. Yeah. Are they steamy?'s I don't know. Yeah. Well, it doesn't sound like the one you had was steamy. It sounds like it was dry as a bow. What about on a roller? Yeah, there's a roller thousand ways to cook a hot dog. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did they were a roller? Were they ever on a am I imagining a thing where they're on skewers? That's like rotating a hundred percent out of this memory too. Yeah, yeah, it's like they're still around . Yeah, they're skewers width wise and there's like four on each is that the one you're talking about? Were they actually like penetrated with exactly that went through? I think so. Yeah . And you and they take them off the bar and give it to you. I never saw I never watched the same taken off. Yeah . Maybe they were just for ambiance. They were just art piece. Yeah, it was like a lighting fixture. Yeah. Like an art piece. Yeah . Have you seen that? Every seven hundred and eleven has to have a certain amount of public art in order to get some grants . That's cool. Hot dogs are great. Yeah, I can't believe I had I've never really had a bad one until this Yeah. , I would go so far as to say hot dogs are kind of underrated among the big three okay delicious fans. What are the two what are the two other three am I thinking of? I'm well for sure we're talking hamburger. Yes. And then are we talking pizza? Yes. Okay. This is the big At one point, I was like, maybe he means tacos? Yeah . Oh yeah, maybe a big four . Yeah, I'm in Rushmore really. Yeah, yeah. South of Well, I also was wondering if fries were gonna be involved. No. Fries are aside. Yeah. Fries are fries are their own category. They're in the potato big three. Yeah, jar m,ash ed, fries and hash bread. I would say chips. I'd say potatoes. The fourth has entered three Do you know what? I love watching on Instagram reels guys. Okay I love these videos in England or Breton where they have a big jacket potato they call them and it's just them cutting it open. You can get them as like trucks, food trucks, they cut them open, they just fill them with shit like butter or cheese or baked beans and then salsa and then they just serve it to someone. I get those videos constantly and I never click away. I watch it from beginning to hand. I love them. He know that he knows that that's what you're interested in. Oh yeah, it's being fed. I love it . I get a lot. I've got so many that I started following them. This I think it's in Wales. It's a bar or pub called The Lion and they do trivia and they just have two people sitting at the bar and they're always the dumbest people . And they're playing you have to answer seven questions right and then you so you get like seven like poker chips and then once you get one right you move it to the side and then after the seventh one you're playing for the shot and there's a shot sitting there. Oh, okay. And these people will just there's my favorite is a guy named Garin He's there all the time . He's always like drunk and sunburnt And he takes so he never wins. And then if you two people answer at the same time , it'll be like, you know, the question will be like, how does James Bond like his martini? Black . But if two people get the answer right at the same time, they have to do rock paper scissors. And this guy guarantee spare rock paper scissors all the time . And he's so one two,, three and he'll see the person has done paper so he'll slowly jump his fingers out to do scissors . No Garrett no There was a great video of somebody driving and listening to an Irish radio station that they were doing like lightning round trivia to win. Oh I think I've seen this for my mind. She's like she rattles off the answer so fast and then at the end goes he I can,'t believe it. You didn't get a single one right now . But you said with such confidence that you like, oh yeah, they give them really fast . Anyway, baseball's the game of the year. Yeah swing those bats around , you know , bring your dogs to work day. What do you hear? What do you think about this chatter that I hear about trying to woo a baseball team? No, a major league league. That is insane. It is insane. But could we do it? No too crazy. Too crazy we do it. The three of us in the room right now. I have a couple billion dollars I'm ready to put on the line. I mean you have to have a billion dollars, right? I think you have to have like more than more than a billion dollars. Like I think you need multiple billions like Shoheiotani's contract is seven hundred fifty m andillion dollars. That's one player. But he's he's what is he 's not he doesn't get it for two years . He's like deferring Yeah. Yeah, so they can get around luxury tags. Yeah, and also so his translator stopp stedealing his money to Campbell . The other thing about the baseball game is I like the players names. Oh , you know, a lot of baseball players have crazy names these days. I feel like I know exactly who you're talking about and I'm so excited for bringing this up. So there's this first basement, his name's Who . Well, last year or a couple of years ago there was a guy named Caleb Ketchup. Yeah, that's right . But now we have a player named Dubged. Okay. Not who you did. Did you get I have something to add, but did you get a dub chant going because the games I've been to this year, there's a fans just go dub, dub, dub, dub. They cheer it all together , but not even when Dubs up to bat. No, we'll just cheer excited that he's there. Yeah, no. we No mostly had the cheers were like woof and bark. Oh , I see. I feel like when he told the story about the ketchup guy that your daughters were like, Well, his name came Cabi Ketchup. Well, it was. And then there was a guy who came up after named something Sanchez and they were like, is there sandwiches? I guess I'm sad with the guy I was thinking of is actually he played for the Canadians just a little bit I know a lot about the Canadians and find that. But like Payton Williams was a first baseman for the Canadians this year. He's now gone back up to AA. He keeps going between DA and A triple , but he's a huge man. He's six foot five and about like two hundred and seventy pounds. Okay . And he's from Iowa, and his nickname is the Iowa Meat Truck. That's his nickname is the Iowa Meat truck. And so whenever he plays, oh, I love to scream the Iowa Meat truck. What's his name? The Iowa Meet truck. What's his human name? Oh, his human name , Paton, the Iowa Meat Truck , Williams. Williams. Yeah, if he was a hockey player, his nickname would be Willie . I love that because I don't, you know, there's no part of that m thatakes any sense. What's a what's a meat truck? Yeah, you know , yeah, it's not like a, you know, I was you said meat truck. I was picturing a food truck. Yeah. Yeah , with some Iowa, you know, hipster selling e.ither Yeah, as a meat truck truck, a made of meat or a truck that I think a big rig delivering delicious maple leaf brand product delivering stuff to the midnight meat train. Yeah, or maybe it's a . Maybe it's just a family name. Iowa meet truck. Yeah. Maybe it's like , you know, Prince Michael III or whatever. Maybe it's a family name. Yeah, although they're all from Iowa, I assume. So they're all different Iowa trucks . Yeah . Yeah, Iowa Metrucks. Graham. Yes, what's going on with you? I everyone's wondering this so like we're we're not at summer yet. We're late in spring , but I've already busted out the park chairs. They're already off back into storage. Picked them up. Actually, Sally had lent them to a friend. So I was like, you gotta go get my jacket . So these are chairs. And by the way, you could have been doing this in April. We've been having such a true mild spring. I think I was just waiting like, you know, there's a certain point where we like turn the radiator off because it's sum themertime. So that's like that's a big day and first park drink . That's to me that's like summer's already here. It's I've defeated it and it's the best. I forgot how good sitting in a p ark now you do you take your these chairs, describe them. They are folding, folding. They are Coleman brand. They are they folded. They're very light. There's no problems carrying them. You can do that fun thing where you like kind of punch it in the air and it all unfolds. Oh yeah, that's that's like a fun move you can do . It's beer they fold Oh, so I was picturing folding folding but, they're like umbrella umbrella . And so doing that length is really fun to do that. It's got a beer holder . And how many blocks do you have to carry these things ? Like less than five . Do you ever just do it out front of your building? Yep. Well, we haven't done that yet. We haven't cracked the seal on that, but you're you take an alcoholic drink to the park and do you get ticketed? Haven't been so far. If somebody tried, I'd wrestle them into the ground and steal their pad of paper and start giving tickets to everybody else but now I'm in charge of p aarking book. I'm pretty sure that's arrestable . No worry, I got friends. Because hatches, the people giving tickets actual cops . I think you might get shot. Oh, I don't wanna get shot . Oh God But yeah, the so we went to the park and the best shadiest spot was a lot of people were in it. But are there the owls back? I there's talk. There's a chatter about maybe an owl being back. I've seen people looking trying to get a sense of where it is. Do you did you see the owls when they know I haven't seen the I've heard tale of the owls in your neighborhood, but I've never I've never seen them. It was magic as you would assume it was. I've seen an owl before in the wild. Yeah . Every second of it I loved. Yeah, I loved it. Like a jacket potato . I loved it. I can watch it all day . But like I feel like Vancouver wants it to come back. They want the owl to return for another season. I mean, like forget a baseball team. We can barely get an owl . I've got seasons stig la . Millionaires, get together, get us an owl And so yeah, like sat in the shade with a little kid's birthday party was there and then just beyond wait wait wait, how far were you for the little kids' birthday party? Like and how many of you were there? It was me and my wife Sally . And how many of them were there? There was probably like ten of them. So they were kind of on the other side of the shade and they were I don't know, about fifty feet away something like that. And then beyond them was a group of people playing ukulelees I was like, when I sat down, I was like, We gotta move. But then they were playing covers and they were really sweet and like soft and I was like, this is really nice. They're not singing . They're just playing the bonnie there . Buddy there. So how many people ? Got a I want to say five . There's tomorrow is my children's year end concert at their school. Oh cool. So there's a there's a music department and every grade does or like kindergarten grade one, they're just playing drums. Yeah. Grade one grade two, grade three, recorder. Grade four and five . That's Ukuleletim.e Yeah. Okay, and then the there's a band for the older kids and I looked at the set list and it's it is a World Cup themed. Oh sure. Take me out to the ball game . May you take the strike up or so my daughter my daughter's class will be playing on Ukulele. Waka Waka this time for Africa by your girl Shikira . Okay . That's great. Yeah, that's great. Can the school mascot come out and do like a little belly dance or something do it? That would be fun. Well the school mascot is a big inflatable Shikira . It's a big foam rubber Shikira. They're the fighting Shikiras . I feel like in a movie where there's a dad who's like having a midlife crisis or whatever is like practicing the guitar . There's not a lot of movies where like somebody breaks out the old trombone and does from there from their childhood or tuba or whatever. I guess 'cause it's only you only play certain notes as a trombone. Yeah Could you play a whole song? I guess so like on a tuba a trombone a trombone? Yeah, you could definitely for sure. Have you played the trombone game on the Oh yes Nintendo? I remember there's like a basic trombone hero. Yeah. It's really well it's called trombone champ. It's based on a guitar hero and it's every song sounds terrible. It's very fun . Yeah . Yeah, it was fun. I saw a clip of an interviewer asking Prince what he thought of guitar hero and he was like, I guess it makes people money, but like they should just get a guitar. If you want to learn how to play the guitar, just learn how to play the guitar. Well, Prince is wrong. Yeah . Now, what happened to those games? They were they were absolute ly took over the world. Yeah. And now do your kids are your kids into it at all or yeah, my kids were obsessed. Oh really well and I guess they're still doing great. No , what are we talking about? Not happening to them. They're in your living room. No, my kids are not into them. I don't think they've sold them in like do they still sell them for have they sold them since PlayStation? If you go down to your local salvation army , they fallen off the shelves there. Yeah. Yeah. That yeah, that is strange that it could be so, so so popular and then because things that are popular always stay popular forever. Yeah. Lub oos will stand the test of time. Bidget spinners . The board ape. Remember Board Ape Board Ape. The difference my house with a board ape The difference is straight up trade . Yeah. The difference is I liked guitar here. Yeah, yeah. Here's something that I like . Yeah. Yeah, it was so much fun . And then there was not only the guitar that was drum and was there anything rock b and was the full singing drum and guitar singing singing right in star was guitar Yeah. Oh, I think what happened was the Hell's Angel stabbed a few people who were one of the they were wearing their patches guitar hero . Yeah, it's yeah, I don't know. It's one of those things like my nephew, I don't know if I talked about this, like it was his birthday a couple of weeks ago and he got a pogo stick. Where do you even hear about a poco stick ? And they look really fun. I you can't get on it as an adult. You'll drive it right into the ground and break it. Yeah, my kids had they had that like thing that you spin you attach it to your ankle and you spin it and you hop over was it called a poppet? No it called's a skip champ or whatever Bop it is the is the bop flip it twist it twist it Yeah but what was it called? It was like a jumpy jump skip ball. Yeah. Yeah , basically a skip ball. So this kid playing with this pogo stick and then I was like trying to explain to him what a pogo ball was a po ko ball? Oh poke ball is a looks like the planet's Saturday. Oh, I know what a poco ball is. Yeah . What a perfect description . But like describing it to a kid who's newly got a poga stick and yeah those go so high . It was a pogo ball just it was like a small bounce, right? Yeah . The listener can't see but I'm just sticulating my hand down. You're driving a very small but it's like I had one and it sucked, I think. Yeah, you couldn't do tricks on them or anything. They didn't get very high and you would get your body would get all shaken up and you would get sweaty. Yeah. Yeah . It's it's funny. Like I just , you know , like when I was a kid, in elementary school, we'd play marbles for some reason. This is like pre it. Yeah, I know. And it's like why did we do that? And it just makes it sound like you grew up like during games in New York time. Yeah . I played pogs. We were pog guys that era. I kind of missed Baya Blades. I'm too old for Baya Blades. I play a Bay Blade. I don't know . Are they things that spin around? They spin around . I think they spin around. I think they're like spinning paws. What about Techs? Oh , tech . We had kids in my high school who were into techs. They probably remember I don't think so. I remember playing Crocanol with the Princess of Monaco telling my jokes to the OPEC leaders getting all video. Is this a Mazi? It is What's Hell's Bade? Man, they're still , they're still good. Carmen Sandie . Oh , I was listening to, I can't remember another podcast. It might have been evil men, where they did a bit of a deep dive into that , the dart or the deep voice guy from Rock a Racapella. And it turns out he's like what is his name? Like a sex expert or something like that. Like he's like a sex facilitator . He's got he's got a giant long braided kind of rattail going on. Still , yeah, from what I hear I bet he's really good at sex. Yeah, well that deep voice . Yeah. You know, the fair assumption. He's probably all like oh Did you boat yet ? No guy from Rockabella if you have to ask, no . The answer is no. I didn't bow . Yeah, so park days, back on it a big way . Also, as it's the end of the month, how many beers do you bring with you for a park sit? I brought two. Okay. Yeah, you're not finishing of six packs. No, but like if I go to a barbecue , those rules go out the window. You know, once it's just in the cooler, I'll just drink whatever I brought kind of thing. But my view in my apartment is looks out on an alley and this time of year, especially in the warm weather, people are dropping off their junk by our dumpster. I saw a guy do it the other day. It was helpless to stop it ' Icause was in I was upstairs. I couldn't have done anything. What would you have done to stop them? Hey, don't yeah, get away from there. The next block . Yeah, exactly. Put it down the road. I don't care. But yeah, there's been a lot of that going on. Are you protective of your dumpster? Yeah, I think we think our we've got a healthy relationship with our dumpster. I don't put anything untoward in there. And so people are putting it putting their junk next to the junk. Yeah, next to the 'cause they want they think, oh, this is maybe someone will want this. Yeah , but it's kind of you always put it by the garbage so I think anybody would like get it would be like, oh, this is garbage. I have a neighbor who puts stuff out . What should be the like time limit of how much time like, oh, if no one picks us up in blank, you throw it away. Throw away. Yeah . I would say if it's is it nice out or is it stormy out? Stormy out as soon as it's wet, it's good . I agree with that . Storm is a deadline. Yeah , but I would say in sunny weather , I'm thinking like, I'm thinking maximum kind of like a full week. What have I told you forever? I've got some people who there's a Christmas wreath that no one wants . For months there was a treadmill? Oh yeah. Oh yeah. But it was up on its side. It was vertical when like it looked like a person with their arms out every time I was by the like turn the corner I'd be like there's a guy . And then is there a spot that everybody's doing this There's this person that their one house where they where they leave stuff outside . And then there's another person on the other side of the alley who has a bunch of mirrors they've put out that are now broken . Yeah, you can't have the neighborhood kids . No one wants now. That's so much bad luck. Isn't that seven years bad luck? Yeah. Bringing a mirror. Yeah. Oh man . This neighborhood is in for it. Yeah, I think we all bear the burden of this person. You guys have all seen the video of the robot trying to when it sees itself in the mirror and it runs into the mirror and smash around and test that kind of thing the robot. You guys have all seen this? No, I've never even heard that maybe my algorithm is so much jack and potatoes . I saw a robot this morning who was like at a theme park in China and then they just kicked a kid in the chest . Kid fell over . This is the great time to be alive when robots are still funny. Yeah , we can all have a good laugh over a few years it'll be like a robot kicked a kid in the chest. Yeah, it's been a lot . Yeah . There's the other one that did all the Michael Jackson moves. Did you see that one? I think that might have been it . But they didn't do all of the Michael Jackson moves to it . And they're like, we can't prosecute this robot. We don't know the laws yet . Robot went to trial. It got up on top of a limb.o It was wearing a hat and you know masks and nobody would recognize it . But yeah, I mean just if you haven't seen any of this kind of stuff , googling it There's so many of these clips Yeah, the guy kicking the kid . There's also the guy who's invented the robot getting kicked in the face . Yeah . Seems to be a real kicking problem with robot. But also they just the one that smashes the mirror is so funny because as soon as it sees itself runs forward like a dog would do. Yeah. It reminds me of all the videos of people wearing virtual reality masks and then or headsets and then they punch their they're just in their living room swaying their arms punching their elderly , grand smashing TV screens . Yeah . Do you guys want to move on to some overheards? Yeah . Sunscreen companies calculate SPF by testing it on volunteers' butts. There is a can of spam in the Mariana Trench. A Nobel Prize winning physicist from the Manhattan Project invented modern speed bumps. Mesoamerican native people invented kidney medicine that glows in the dark. On the podcast secretly incredibly fascinating, we explore this kind of amazing stuff. 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Boop Overheard Overheard is a segment of the show where you get your chance to tell us those juicy, juicy hittings that you overhear out there in regular life. And we always like to start with the guest because I apologize . Dave, do you have an overhear? Well Well, what ? Dave M. Go ahead. Oh, I didn't even know what was happening. I thought maybe there was business to be done. no, no business. No. Yeah. Shut up, Graham and time for my favorite part of the show the other day . Yeah, so I haven't overheard I haven't overheard from last night . I was at the Mumford and Suns concert. Oh , okay. Where was the it was at Rogers Arena? Arena sure. Yeah . And it was pretty good. It was a good time. Everyone had a good time. And the opening kind of music would you what would you classify with the stomp clap, I feel like from the stomp clap er? Yeah , but honestly like a very , very good show. I enjoyed it. And the opening act was really good. She was this really good artist whose name escapes me now . She's great . But in between each song, she was doing like, you know, the standard like talk to the crowd thing, but yeah, she would do just sort of like sort of banal platitudes like but that were somewhat deep. Like she started the first song she plays. Then she goes , everybody I just want to say peace in the Middle East and the crowd like obviously like is explaining around . And then she plays her second song and then she goes and then she goes, you know what? I just want to say there's no such thing as an ethical billionaire and billionaires and the crowd goes like wild again . And then you know third song and it's now like corporate creed. We got to get rid of corporate creed. And then she like cuts to cut to like the very end of her set. She's done her last song and she's like, remember everybody drink water . And that was it. That was her big finishing message for the crowd . Drink water. Yeah, it was that's the real message. We sneaky, you know, yeah, we get you nice and yeah suppose supplement. Also the stadium's probably like mentioned that we can sell water . Yeah . Tell them we can buy you buy water here they know. Well , I was thinking about the Harlem Globetrotters this morning. Yeah. We all do. Have you seen them live? No . I've just seen the Washington generals play. Yeah, yeah, play good. Just follow them . Play the warriors I was thinking about how they have sweet Georgia Brown as their song. And that'm like, so cool that a team has a song . That is cool. Yeah. And when you were saying, What kind of music is that? This morning to myself, I went, Hey, what kind of music, what would you call sweet George Brown? What genre of music of that? And so I looked it up on Wikipedia, jazz, and I was like, yeah, of course it's a stupid idiot. It just say jazz in brackets silly . I thought it might be ragtime. Oh ragtime, sure, sure . I like, but I honestly don't know what you classify that era of musicians, like the sort of stomp stomp of monsters of bluegrass. Like their first album was very bluegrass, I guess, 'cause they have a banjo and a lot of strings. Now what are these guys called again? Mumford and sons? Mumford and sons. Mumford is the lead singer of that band. The other guys are his son . Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so according to Wikipedia, they are folk rock, alternative rock, indie rock, Americana, country bluegrass. I disagree with like three of those . They're not alternative rocks. They're not alternative rock. No, they're not really country . No, not really. I would say they are Americana, they are, but they're British Cona. They are British, but he 's British. He spent some time in Los Angeles. Oh, shit . We all have yeah. I think as a child, he moved to Los Angeles. I listened to a podcast where he was interviewed recently. And I just want to put on a record. I'm not that huge a fan of my You were there watching in there . You guys know this guy Noak Khan? Oh yes, I know Noah Kahn. I saw him live at the Invictus Game. Oh Chris Martin Chris Martin Ellie Fert and Katie Perry was there and France William Claw rapper. Oh really? Yeah , which was by the way, it was so crazy because they the stadium is filled with like veterans from actual war and they had the Ukrainian veterans who were just on the front lines of the war in Russia and they show up to a stadium and then they have to watch a Keba Kla rapper do a rap lady's children to watch. They get to watch and Lucy Luca Lazy Legs patreli was there, the Keba Claw Brave Dancer , who you are familiar with clearly. And just to watch these battle hardened Ukrainian soldiers watching this Kebaqua rapper, they're all weeping. Oh my God . That was almost as good as watching Katie Perry really blasted out but no con cept or would you call him? Was he n to call him folk rock as well. Patrick No bach, which is not what we're talking about. He has a couple of pop radio singles. He is he was on the Saturday night live a few weeks ago two months now season of the witch season of the sticks? Season of the sticks. Oh, I know that Stick season actually. Yeah, stick season . And he is now playing C Play Stadium. Really? He sold out BC Play Stadium. He's doing stadiums now. Crazy. There's like five artists who sell a stadiums. Yeah , he's apparently one of them. That's actually unbelievable. Who are the other four? Oh, I would say Taylor Swift . Taylor Swift. Beyonce, Beyonce. Red Hot Chili Peppers played BC Stadium actually. Yeah, I could see that. Anyone anybody that appeals the generation No, there's probably there's probably a dozens. Ten or twenty, but the lions sell it every weekend, right? They're there . Yeah, if we got a baseball team, you'd have to give up the lions, I guess. Baseball team could have that stadium. Yeah. I was I was do you know the Vancouver Warriors, the Lacrosse team? Not personally. Okay. I what do you think their cap is for their like what do you think is their salary cap for the Vancouver warrior? I mean, if it's anything like me, no cap . It is four hundred thousand dollars for the entire team's salaries. For the entire team for the entire team not individuals 'cause I was like an entire team . It's unbelievable . From the Ball team, I love that. Sorry. Can I remember my overheard? Yes, you've done I'm sorry Ban. That's okay. I forgive you. And you did nothing wrong. Well, I want to to apologize the warriors . I don't wanna blow up their spot. They're cool guys. So this is my overheard is an overseen. Okay. This is something that just showed up in my Instagram feed. Okay , but it made me laugh. So we're talking about Noah Kahn. We're talking about Mumford and Mumford and Sons. Do we all know Hosier? Oh , yes. Yeah . He did, he has a song with M uppertin Sons right now Yeah , it's a good one . So this is just some couple of influencers , content creators who showed up on my feet somehow and just I remember it a video is happening in the background different shots and Hozier song is playing and the words on the screen are a moment that felt like Hozi's yell and then it's the man proposing to his girlfriend . It's like, this is what you're reducing your proposal to that moment felt like Hozi's yell Okay, I'll take his whiskey neat . Yeah , what is this? I know who Josi is. Take me a trip. Yeah. That's right. And I'll take my whiskey neat . Yeah. And that moment felt like Hosher's yell. When you propose to me? Yeah , there's only one way to say it. It felt like Hosher's yell. Does he even yell that much in his songs? No, they played a song that was pretty Hosier yelling. . It's probably their song. Sure My overheard comes courtesy of the movie theater. I went and saw a smash hit obsession at the movie theater. Did you see backrooms yet? Not backrooms I had to go see obsession. Why did you have to see that? Because it's it's got it's the only film that's gotten more popular the longer that it's been out. Yeah, it's killing Grogu. It's great . It's mowned on Grogu It was made for under a million dollars and it's made one hundred ten million dollars to car. Oh, that's always a fun thing . Yeah, yeah, like it seems to happen in horror every five years to , yeah, where it's just like and this guy had a viral video on YouTube that was it Danned Daniel? It was so and so bit my finger . Numanuma ? What? Numana? It was a Numanuman. Number . It might have been Numanuma Man. But this movie so scary. Yeah, so scary. So much fun. You gotta see it in the theater 'cause everybody's losing their minds. I'm gonna see it right now. Yeah, I want to I want to see both of them. I want to see Zach Ro andom I see wan onabs ession. But this is badly. There was a guy and I don't know if he was told to do this, but like a guy that worked there. When you entered the theater, he just kept telling everybody, good luck. Good luck . Like, I guess it's gonna be so scary. Like it's gonna and then as you bring a diaper when the lights went down , he made an announcement. I thought it was somebody in the crowd, but he made an announcement and he's like, good luck. Your mom isn't here to save you . Like this guy rules. That's awesome. I don't know anything about this movie and I don't want to. It's just is it so scary? It's so scary. It's so I shouldn't go. I'll be too scared. No, it's more less than scary. It's more like gives you like irksome no it's like is it irksome? It's not irksome. It's like what would you say? Like it gives you this kind of unfisceral un settling like it's very unsettling. It's yeah, there's no like special effects really. What I don't like about horror movies is seeing them in the theater is like , I see movies in the daytime, but I feel like I go to a lot of matinees. I feel like I would have to see this at night. Then I'd have to drive home in the dark. Yeah, that's true. Yeah . What if it's behind? What if obsessions behind me ? Yeah, I won't tell you anything about it, but the plot is very clever. And this is a guy he made his first movie for seven hundred dollars and then they were like, hand him , you know, like a full dollars . Let's see how he does with a thousand dollars . Pretty soon he'll be playing for the Vancouver Warriors . Let's make him general manager . But anyways, I don't know if this was an Usher going rogue or he was told that he could do that or whatever. He's having fun. He's just having a blast. I want to see backrooms as well, but I mostly want to go up to the ticket seller and be like, one ticket to crews, please. So he knows your tool . One for One for Crooms . Oh, is it? I think it was Brent but had a like had a friend who was a comedian who had a joke that he would do every time they're at a movie theater. He'd go to the box office and be like, does this movie have Madonna in it? And they'd be like, No, and then he would turn to Brent , you still want to see it . That's an awesome gig. Yeah , big gig . It's good, yeah, it's good to have an ongoing gag. Yeah. Like George Clooney, you know, he's got gangs. Him and Richard Kine. Yeah , but it was all of his jokes. Yeah The rat pack of our generation , Richard Kind and George Clooney . That's right. How do you round up that brat pack? Yeah. Well, there were apparently like you had fourteen friends or something. Yeah, a million dollars . He gave them all a million dollars, but they had to all agree to take it. Otherwise no one gets it. Yeah. Thorn did the same thing with his blood . He's like, Oh, they hate twelve friends. Here's my blood. Yeah. But you all have to take it. You all have to marry me. You all need my blood. Now we also have overheards sent in by people all over the world. If you wanted to send one in, you can send it into SPY at maximumfund. org . Now this first one comes from Carolyn from Fair Oaks, California. Hi Carolyn. Go ahead. At our neighborhood pub and overheard one waitress loudly telling another about a party she was going to. She said, I'm so excited. It's a golden girls themed party. No wait, spice girls. Well, I can do either . Either way's always good. Yeah. Be Arthur in a union jack dress . Scary dress . Yeah, one of them would have to be left out because there's only the there's four Golden Girls. Four Golden Girls, and then, you know, maybe body could be Stanley Spornak who is Dorothy's ex husband . Yeah, or like David Leisure. Yeah, yeah, just like from , they're the dad from Or just get rid of Posh . Yeah . Well, Ginger laughed, right? For a period of time. Yeah, but she's iconic. She is . But the Posh wouldn't do the reunion. No. Yeah, which also doesn't do much singing in the band. That's true . She's a big part of Spice World the movie though. That's true. Yeah . We can't think of that movie without her. One for swirls, please Hey boss, this is a cool guy to get front row. Free popcorn . This one is Tim in Vancouver and this will relate to your story, Dave. I was at a white white caps match and my wife and the men sitting next to us ate a fully loaded hot dog in two bites. No, that wasn't the whole thing. No, good. He also ate his partner's hot dog. Okay 'cause she said it was grossing her out You know what Etha's hot dog too. And then they left their seats at halftime when they came back. You guessed it. He's got another phone. He got it hot dog . And says and how does that one do? I've never heard that phrase before. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah, that's a good one? I love it . You should be eating your partner's hot dog on a regular basis. Isn't that right? Guy from Rocapella . Hello, guy from Rockella . Here's how you make your partner And this last one is an overdreampt and you know, I love I love an overdpr thatum's so bor ing. Sometimes people send one in and I'm like, No, that is interesting. That is like could be interesting. But this one is from Kirsten from Owen Sound, Ontario. I was explaining to a coworker the science, behind Sens idine Toothpaste I think it just has more flora . No, there's a lot of misconceptions out there about the they get . I've been hearing for years about like some kind of medicine that will regrow your teeth. Oh yeah. Like not a whole medicine but, like there's where is it home medicine? I don't know. Like they've just been doing tests. Like they just keep hearing, oh, they're doing tests of this thing that'll regrow your teeth. Wow. That'll rule. That would rule. My dad had a tooth fixed that they like grew they took a piece of his tooth and it like grew and big enough to I don't know what the process is, but it was his own tooth that he was getting put back in. Yeah. Maybe this is the maybe this is the thing you've heard so much about, Dave. Yeah, who can say? Call me mister Clark . Yeah, dad, if you're out there listening, do we have any more overheards? Let's just check . There's a few in here . Oh, they're heavy though . Theater of the mind In addition to her's that are written and we also accept your phone calls. So if you want to go and your voice memoes, if you want to send us a voice memo, SPY at maximumfund. org and if you want to leave us a voicemail , call us at one. eight four seven seven nine seven six three one. That's one ugh spypod one like people have . Hi Dave Graham and amazing guest. This is Christina from St. Paul calling in with an overheard . Last weekend I was walking out of a school as they were getting ready to start u a jujits tournament. And there was a family walking in mom and a dad and three little boys . And the middle boy who looked to be about six years old did not look very excited to be there . And I heard his mom , Well , you've got to find what you're passionate about , but until you do, you're training Juijitsu . That's it thanks . Your father did it. Your grandfather did it . And the more you get pummeled , the sooner you'll find what you're passionate about . Really motivational. Saxophone . Only someone being beaten near to death would choose saxophone. Yeah, of all the martial arts, I think Jujitsu is the funniest sounding of that. Yeah. It's taken over. It's like the only martial art now, I feel like. Yeah . Because it's what? It's the Rogan It's the Rogan style? Yeah, it's the Rogan style. I'm wrestling Rogan style. Yeah, when you watch kung fu movies, they refer to it as Rogan style . It's in a Wu Tang song too. Oh yeah one that Martin Schrelley bought yeah they are in yeah there are like vans outside of my kids school that pick up kids and take them to Jujitsu I've seen the van in the parking lot next to the Jujitsu school . What's it called? Start to the B, right? Barra Barra. Yeah, yeah. Here we go . Hey Dave, Graham and guest. This is Trevor College from London with an overheard. I was walking down the street and I overheard kid behind me say ah we're in London and then he took a beep and then he said No Frenchies allowed Whoa off I go Hey , they were allies in World War two . Is this London England or London Canada? Oh yeah, could feel bad about French people. Like there's like Americans. They don't like the Fren ch all the time. Well, there's Paris Ontario as well. No , Saskude's the Paris of the Perth. Yeah, that's true. That's true . Every time I say that I get a laugh out of somebody like that thinks I'm making that up when I say Saskatoon is the prayer. Paris of the prayer clearly they've never walked down the champs de Lise Saskatoon. There you go, see? Is it mentioned in week kings, but imagine wheat kings and I fucked tragically hip. It was originally Bob Dylan, that's at it because there were so many bridges Wow. Yeah. Bob Dylan is fucking blind We go , go on to one of the famous bridges in Saskatoon and put a lock on it for our love . And then it freezes off. Yeah., that's right And then you dump your septic tank over the side and it's there's no ill effect. You just go on your merry way. That moment just feels like hozier's scream . And finally , hey Dave, Graham, a possible guest, this is Forrest calling in from Portland, Oregon with an overheard . I was just at my regular coffee shop waiting for a breakfast sandwich and a man walked up to another man sitting at a table next to me and the guy sitting down and said, Hey, what's up and up you? And the guy walking up in a circle, gave his friend's fingerprints and said, I don't want to brag, but I got singles . No freaking way . You know, you know, we've been talking about doing it . I'm gonna get it . Yeah, it's have you ever known somebody that got? Oh yeah, my brother. My dad and my dad and my mother in law . Yeah, my sister in law and everyone raves about it. Yeah . My house . house My has shingles, right? People say it's among the most painful things . Yeah, yeah. And David Letterman had it famously too. Remember that? No . Yeah. I'm gonna get it happened . But Ripley's, believe it or not. Yeah I think we have to wait till we're fifty to get the shrine. We're not allowed that sweet, sweet vaccine. Sweet shingricks.. Yeah I'm I think like when you're fifty you get a lot of medical things you got to do. Yeah, they were gonna make a real year of it. They were like you're supposed to get your colon looked at keeping raising that age though . Like well, they no I think they're lowering. Oh, they're lowering it. But it's like there's such a like they can't lower it overnight 'cause everyone . You were supposed to be fifty and now they're saying to do it earlier. Oh, really? And you know what? If you have seven hundred dollars, you could get the guy from obsession to do the little camera work in your butt That much money a thousand dollars now. We established his rate has gone up . Well that brings me don't want to see this movie Now Dave or David. Yes We're reaching the end of the show and I believe you have some dates upcoming. I have some stuff that I'd like to promote. When does this come out? This will be the eighth fish. All right, all right, all right , all right. So one of the big things I want to promote is Comedy Bingo. Okay , which happens at LMG gallery. Gallery. I think you've been a guest on comedy but have you? I wasn't there for that one, but I heard it was good . It's a very confusing show. For reasons that don't make sense to us, it actually sells out like almost every time. But we're thinking of doing a bigger room now, so please come down to Comedy Bingo. You're stuck to Noah Kan.h I 've been selling out bigger rooms. Yeah. We're thinking about doing a BC Place. I got a show and some weird barn in Delta. What was july twenty fifth? Tell me about comedy bingo though. Comedy Bingo. So it combines like the very worst aspects of bingo with the most frustrating aspects of comedy. Yeah. And it's just a great time. Is there audience? Like does the audience try to win? Oh yeah, there's Bingo going on. It's hosted by Pas quest Brent Constantine , who I think your fandom thinks is a handsome man and allegedly him being handsome. Yeah . And then I'm the judge and then there's comedians on stage who riff , bingo balls are flying. There's there's great games within games. It's just a fun time for friends, family. When Brent first told me about the idea, I said it would be a complete failure and it's lucky in a year or so of going pretty handsome too. Yeah thanks guys. To me we haven't taken a picture. Let's take a picture. Let's never take a picture when this is over. Yeah . And then they all hang up. You'll get a lot of comments saying he's not handling it. I'm like was misled . Thanks a lot. No wrong exclamation point. Then you're playing a barn of some sort and playing a barn in Delt with I'm opening for Simon King. It's a Yuck Yuck show . That's august fourteenth. Sorry, I got to go back july twenty fifth. I'm going to be doing Hecklers in Victoria. Oh good. Check it out. That'll be a fun time. I said the barn show was on july twenty fifth or earlier. Yeah, that's wrong. Okay. August fourteenth is the barn show . Check out the barn in Delta. It's gonna be me, Simon King and some other person. Maybe a cow or a horse. Yeah. And those are the major shows, but you can see me around town. I'm all over the place. And your album. My album hot and ready, available everywhere where albums can be downloaded or streamed. Sure. So check it out. I think you'll want to download it to your zoom, right? Download straight to your zoom. Yeah, absolutely. Well, thank you so much for being our guest. Yeah. Thank you for having me. And I wish you good luck at this barn show. I've heard it's real. Yeah . And yeah, maybe we should luck after . I'd better be doing your whole act with a straw of wheat out of your mouth beded I've ripp off. I go around with a cooler and I pull out all these cool domestic What's your best clothes what's your closer again? Hot dog . It's funny the second time too and just like we're gonna wrap up the show in the last minute, gave yourself handsome 'cause we're gonna be taking a picture and you have a very short time to think about how handsome Brett Constantine is really show off the Zane face . Yeah . Nice and smooth. Yeah . 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