Final Overheard and Podcast Wrap Up

He's Dave Shunkke, and he's Graham Clark. And together we host stop podcasting yourself. W Come to episode nine Hello everybody and welcome to episode number nine hundred fifty four Stop Podcasting Yself. My name's Graam Clark, and with me as always is a man who was kind enough not to point out that I just screwed up a take, mister Dave Sa. No., I't I didn't point anything out. And no one went. Yeah which is lucky U Yeahah, hey, how's it going, man?ood yourself. Oh boy,f. This is the as this comes out, this is the end of June. We're into full July M. June is kicking my y I can't wait for the fourth of July. Oh boy. Canada then fourth of July fllag D day's got to be in there so take me off of the grill, putut those wieners on it. That's right. And you know what Another shrimp on that barbie, you know. And hello to all of our listeners down under. We're so appreciative that you're listing all winter long. Yeah. And I mean that's probably a break in your usual breakdancing schedule. Australian beingak. They did have that wonderful Ray gun. We love her Um, our guest today Returning guests to the podcast. They call her the Ray Gun of Canada. Very funny comedient. hasas an album coming out soon. It's Rachel Schafer. Hello. Hi, than you for knowing I'm the Ray Gun of Canada. Yeah, yeah. Was the Ray gun? was her name Rachel? Is that how she got the nickname? I wonder. I wonder. Well have to looking at that immediately. Yeah. She I feel like If you u you know how those those puzzles that you have Dave that are like the nineties or the two thousand. I feel like she would be one of the characters. Oh yeah twenty twenty Her name is Rachel Gunn Wow. Oh, okay. So the nickname was right there. What do you think about Rachel with the AE like a it. Yeah. But also it would be insane if I had that because my last name is Schafer with an AE. So I actually can't be too judgmental to the Rachels with the AE because I'm doing it in the back half. Yeah. But it would be' so obnoxious if I was an AE Rachel and. Schafer is one of those names that has like ten variations. Yeah. There's sometimes a C. there can be an AE, one F, two F's. Complete Oh, it's a mess. And ye it' first of all mine's a CH and then an AE and then one F. The people hate it. I have no business trying to get into. Is there ever an eye that gets shimmied in there? I've never seen an eye get shimmied in. I think what it is there's so many different spellings because it's a German name and it begs to have an umlaout in it My goodness, no one's keeping that when they come here because to stpe. Yes, ye.' to say people are of stock. It sounds very like livestocky, like very farmy. I do have this taste. you are of German stock? I sure am. Is would the Umla be on the A? I believe so yeah Rachel Yeah, not on the Schaefer,' just every accompanying thing. Yeah, yeah has to have an Oomlout when you were named Schafer. Now you lets get to know us get to know us. We were talking earlier just before we started doing the podcast that you are now Bartender at a brewery, a server at a brewery, you work at a brewery. You're just one thing that we're all the same one thing there. Oh, I see. We go to the tables and people order beers or they order snacks and then we go and we pour the beers or assemble the snacks. You order your own beers. Yes. it's the easiest job in the world this Okay. fast. It's easy't don't even tem them because it's In fact, it's actually really for them. It'. It's really hard and unpleasant and we should be compensated accordingly by the public actually. Is the brewery now, I'm old. I sort of a chopped And he's No, he's a gry fox. I sort of a silver fox. He's a fox stock. this guy. I'm a fox stock. When I was a young man of thirty two That was the like peak Brewery time. That's when they opened them That's when they was they jugs, whatever they were called. Oh jugslers. Glers. Yeah. You can still get those for. Yeah And you would you would put like you would fill up a growler, you'd put it in the basket of your bike. Th you had a quaint time. Pixie. Yeah, you would go listen to Mumford and Sunons on somebody's lawn, you know, wear suspenders.ar suspenders. Yeah wear suspe wear a wooden bow tie. Yeah. Oh gosh You would you know, you'd decorate your wedding with instead of vases of flowers, you'd use Mason jars with Mason Mason jars. Yeahah. Um is the brewery industry still We're in Yeah. In Vancouver, it's very alive and well, but it's been FIFA. so we've been getting like some tourists. It's actually been like really quiet throughout FIFA, but U you show the games? We don't have TV's and I love it. I love it. U But we've had some tourists from like Europe and some from Eastern Canada and people from Ontario are telling me that Ontario iss not doing growlers. And they were like doing the whole province growlers Well maybe it's just I talked to two guys with their eyes closed all the time. So maybe they don't know what they're talking about. please weigh in and growler over ten years. I've seen one it's because my brother's an investor in a brewery. Oh, he always brings we a big round. Y brother's an investor in a brewery. What weird about that Yother Your brother's an intoet. He's like the money men? Yeah, he's one of the money men Yeah, and it's a very popular brewery. This is the first time I'm even hearing you have a brother You two. You have two brothers? Yeah. You give off big only child in.? kid. Yeah, you always wearing tantrums. Yeah wearing tantrums. talking to people older than me. Yeah. wearing the suspenders, that one bow tie. Man, I now I yearned for that time now that we like just like brought up all the stuff from that era. You y yall, I thought you I yearned for the time when I was an only child I probably did for those first two years or whatever. Oh yeah. What? Okay So how I really just want to know how many growlers are you selling or people you bring you buy one and you bring it anywhere. Yeah, any place will refill it. Any place will refill it will refill anybody's growlers. I would say, people are definitely doing it more than you think, but like less than would be annoying for me to fill them because it's the longest thing to do. How big are they? four liters? One point nine liters, one liters or four hundred seventy three milliliters. Oh, that's very big Yeah can No one's getting those, honestly.act That's a tiny grower that is one beard. That's like a key chain. That's like, yeah, that's somebody who's very committed to the environment that they're like never buying a can. Or they just want to ye. they want to drink and bike Or they wantna drink and bike Yeah, the the growler. I never pretty bittty. four hundred what? four hundred and seventy three milliliters, I believe That's just under a regular coke, right Like as it cokeed five hundred milliliters U yeah, Coke is about, you know, five hundred milliter Coke sure is. they sell them a three hundred thirty three. They sell them in a one hundred eighty something. I don't know. U yeep, these look great U Stanley makes an easy poor growler Did you ever like them though, because I feel like the beer was always om temp. No, the beer is great and we support all breweries and some of us have brothers who are money men. a big spe or suspender because started back in those days, you know, back in the Good old I guess gotta get your brother on. I wantanna know how like his portfolio? Yeah, I w to know, does he get dividends? Do he I'm so distracted by this picture of the Stanley Growler. and I want to make this a PSA. please don't buy one of those. I really want the growlers to be clear It's to make it easier to pour, you're gonna get a little bit more beer from the brewery. becausecause we're like there is like a line that tells you like stop pouring like just fill the growler to this line, but all of us are just trying to fill it as much to the very top as possible. Well you can tell by this person with the sleeve tattoo pouring it from like from a tap that they do not have a line because it's overflowing Yeah. Well and but it always will. like it's because the foam, it fills up. you watch it slowly fill up. It's oddly satisfying. You watch it slowly fill up and like the darker part is beer. and then there's a lighter part that's filling up that's like an inch above but it'll get bigger and bigger and it's foam. And then you let the foam overflow for like a long time as the beer level gets up and then you stop once the beer level gets right to the top, but then the Foam foam again, It'll do like a little double. You let that settle and then you like fill it to the top again and then you take it out. But if they've got this opaque Stanley one, I don't know what's happening in the there. So they're not they're never getting it clean. Like you can't see through it. You can't see through it. I don't trust it. Yeah. the some breweries that I go to, they've got a bunch of Uh, what do you call them I guess. Yes, that aren't labeled. like I feel Oh yeah, ours aren't. And then people like you know. there's a little tag along the side that says like one to twelve and it's telling me what they are. And then we've got a little elastic on the seventh tap. so I know that like that's the seventh one and you just kind of But then I don honestly don't use the Rd all label tab that much because you just start to remember. And we're not saying the name of the brewery because we don't want our listeners to visit you That's. Sure, Yes.. liwy? It's brassneck. And now I'm like, wait, do I not want people to visit me? No creeps, only fun people don't want to talk to me that much. Stay back in the basement where you belong. Yeah. cree famously great listeners. will do talk that much. Yeah. I people who can tell when I'm busy and don't w want to try Um do the do they do they have a kitchen there or is it? No kitchen. We there's like sister restaurantick. There's oh, I wish we had cheese sticks There's a sister restaurant, the Magnet and they make all of our snacks and then we like assemble the snacks. There's no kitchen. No kitchen Any comedy night happening there? I feel like comedy night. There. Yeahah, there's a couple of brewies in the city that do comedy nights And now that I work at one Inilrate. The good thing. I need musical open mics becausecause I've got some originals. Ooh. We'll get a special night just for you. I can't wait. All right Yeah Day sings the Bues. W Anyway, etcetera. I'm imagining that like video of Kim Catrell from Se the City, and I'm imagining you coming to Rasneck for one night ear l and you're just scatting it up. She's not scatting, She's reciting a poem, Yem and Kippiato R Poseabo in Dougl. you know so much about this Okay It's a little dog stay out better. Okay, amazing It's not famous. It's famous from that That gives so much important context. I can't believe she doesn't shout that from the rooftops every day because the world thinks for all we know she does In the clip. She says my husband plays stand up base and I while I recite beat poetry Do you want to do they do it by themselves in their house?ike that's so crazy but I kind of love it that they found a thing that they can do together. I loved it when I thought it was scating and I love it this way as well, but but the The world is so embarrassed on her behalf on that clip. and I can't believe It's not common knowledge It was a poem. This was revolutionary. It's certainly embarrassing regardless yeah. Yes. But you know what? But was an important distinction, I do think. It's not embarrassing that because that scatting would have been insane, which is what I thought it was. It's very actor brained It's very to think. Oh, yeah, sure comeome over and film me on a regular night where I do this crazy thing. Oh yeah, yeah, that's the most actor thing I can possibly imagine is you thinking like the people are gonna love me. Yes. Have you ever been to a party where we do. we do do. She thinks they're going to love this in exactly the way that I think they will and want them to Um, Have you ever been to a party that turned into a sing along Where it's like somebody gets on the piano or get busted at the guitar everybody. Well, that's what every guy with a guitar at the party thinks is gonna to happen. They're hoping. They're hoping. I've dodged a lot of sing along parties. Well, that's the hard part too is like it's like even if the sing along doesn't happen, but there's a guitar like waiting in the wings We're all on edge regardless of if it happens or not We're a little bit distracted. I mean, I'll talk about the elephant in the room right there. It's an acoustic guitar. So you know what I was hoping you were gonna bring it up. Let's go So you're working, you're poring brew dogs. Porn bre dogs. You're out of the wedding industry. Out of the wedding industry. Yes. wedding industry could suck it Well, you know what? you say that now, but if that brewery goes under, then you're back to. I actually I have all these recetable skills and would love to work at your company and sell your dresses and talk to all of your moms in a way that is respectful and also not overbearing. What's the mayaybe I asked this on the last episode you were on. what's the craziest dress So you sold wedding dresses? I sold wedding dresses. And it like and you invited our listeners as longs there were creeps to come by. Yes. Yeah creeps, please come by. Let me touch your skin Um, what was like the the craziest pattern Like wereere they custom or were they just off the rack? It's like it's kind of an in between version of that. L when Dresses, they are made to order So you come in and you just try a sample and then you order your dress and it'll take like six to months for it to come in and then you've got to get it tailored. But like people can But it's still like you're picking out of what exists and there are some customizations you can make, but There's limits to those things, but sometimes people come in they're like, it's madeain to order. Cant I just do whatever the heck I want? And we're like No, and that's for your benefit because you're going to pick something insane that you're not gonna to be able to see with your eyeballs until six months from now and then you're going to hate it and then you're going to be mad at me and I just simply won't allow it. Right Especially if she gets something that's just of the moment, you know, like a raygun stle. Just the Raygun track suit. Did you guys sell that? seell the green tracksuit with a kangaroo on it? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. but It's an eight month pack order. Absolutely. We can make that inv white for you. That would be good. Yeah. I still little wedding hat there was a bail on it baseball It was a trend of people getting like Like instead of getting like an reception dress for their dancing, theyll they think it's like cool and chill to get like a white sweatsuit. wear instead. And in theory, yes, that would be very fun. but so many of these brides are getting married in summer and it's like so hot. And then I've heard so many stories of brideesb later being like, I thought I was a cool chill bride and I got a sweatsuit And then I was drenched in sweat and begging anybody to trade outfits with me the rest of the men because I was so hot. Well forortunately, many of the guests also wore white. Perfect I I liked because Du Lap, I think had four weddings And. we don't know yet But she wore a big hat at one of them and I thought that was a lot of fun. The big hat was fun. Yeah. that was like the city hall. Yeah, the suit, like the wedding suit. Did people now I mean forgive me if I asked this before When I was a young man of I'm sort of sort of a chopped unk at this point. I have heard that about you, Dave, I'm sorry to say. But back when I was a brown fox, quick brown fox. I was known for jumping over a lazy dog. I used to watch the show called sayay Yes to the Draress.. Yes, phenomenal. Did you watch the show I saw it off and on when I would get babysat by my great aunts because I did not have television and they did back at Grey Gardens. Yes.. You didn't have television? We had a television and it did not have any channels and we just had like movies. Oh, I thought you were literally saying making fun of how chopped unk I am. You got only old ladies. No, that was my life. didid you When you worked in this bridal shop, where you expected to no references to this TV show, wereere the customers like I say yes to this. Yeah. ye, wasas that the catchphrase? I gu. Oh yeah, did they set them up? likeike, do you say yes to it? Yeah I do. And then you, okay, so then you get that you think that that's just like a silly gimmick of the show, like a catchphrase of the show, but it does get really hard to get people to finally decide to buy their dress. R. So you kind of do have to be like, Are you but I'm not like, are you saying yes to the dress? I'm like, please frigin say yes to this dress. You can stop making follow up appointments. You like it. makeake a commitment. Yeah. Is it always because on that choice there was always the mom and the friend and the cousin. Yeah. same thing and every bride realizes that it's like the worst way to try to buy a dress. and then most of them end up coming back alone and we go, yes, welcome back. we knew When you would come back the moment when you saw your parents or your I don't know many dads are going. Well I have to be veryif. It was reallyally? Yeah, there's you see more and more dads now, you see more and more fiancees now. It's fun. Is the super bad luck for the fiancee to see I think in certain cultures it's not and now people Um, It are being like more chill in every culture. now I would say like lots of people are bringing their fiancees down and people don't care You know what is bad luck? When a raven shows up bridal shut. um do u It was part of your job, the brides being like, I'll take this, but two sizes smaller. because I'm going to starve myself. And you have to say, D'ome. Yes. Yes So many people I'd Because people usually fall in between two sizes And then I'm like, order the size up because either way, you like even even if you were landing perfectly in a size, You're still going to have to get it tailored once it arrives because it's like a sk Like, you know, it's formed to the shape of at least your torso And so you will need a seamstress to like pin it and make adjustments evenven if it looks like on the size chart that it should fit perfectly. So when people fall in between two, I'm like, getet the size up And because you're going to be at a tailor anyway. Like there's no world in which your dress shows up and just fits you perfectly anyway. So like you can take it in so easy You cannot let it out. Right. Yeah No, you can't let it out. But baggy clothes are really into. so it's true. actuallyually I'm only have five sizes though. Totally. Just swimming in giant pots. U ere is every dress that you sell were they all white? or were there were there There were some colors? There were some colors. There was a p one, there was a blue one My wife We' doing stuff. Abby got married in a pink dress. was made No Order No, I think she just went to a seamstress and asked for address and L like she described what she wanted in the seeamstress made it. Yeah. That's really fun. That's like that's another thing that can be scary though because you don't get to like see it before you embark on the process and Yeah asked in it. But Well,'s great. She looked great She did look great to this day She's great. And she wears it still just around the house Yeah, okay. She's got something She's got a brain disorder. She's constantly this is her wedding day. That would be that holds water. It's like the Adam Sandler movie, but then every day has to be her wedding. Yeah first weddings Weddings. Yeah. That would be everyverybody, come on, let's get on this. This is a good idea.. Okay. so she's got she's been hit on the head with a coconut. Y. O her wedding day. where she was left by Adam Sandler. Oh yeah left at the altar. The altar was under a coconut tree. So they it is kind of a bit of groundhog day Will she convince him to stay? Oh, he's he's Adam Sandler's in it Oh, could be coming back for he left her at the altar. He comes back every day. Oh yeah, I guess that's right. It's not Wh who's got a brain disorder What if theyed? The c that bounced off both their heads. And it's the family that has to throw them a wedding every day. And the like you know board of Mental Health is trying to get this movie banned because it is so wrong and unhealthy Okay, so we're done with beer. We're done with weddings. Yes,. Yes. You special comany? You've got Do you have a special special an album spepecial an album coming out where I will talk about the brridal store a little bit and yeah, and it's So yeah, if you want to hear about the worst things moms can do, that'll be on there.. And what's not on there, but I do want to say as a PSA getting your weird acupuncture before you go to your bridal appointments. We don't want to see those weird circles on your back. It's freaking me out. Yeah. It's freaking me out. please. Where's sunscreen the week before you come to the Brattlesore Cuse I don't want to deal with your spooky sunburn blisters. Stop making me zip up your dresses on your weird acupunulture skin and your spooky sunburn blisters. I don't like it. That was ped was p. I've been holding that in for years. is what's the name of the special? What's the name of the The name of the special is I've never told anyone that before, which has proven to be a problem because a lot of C comomics have asked me like, what are you naming your alb? And then go I've never told you one that before. and And they go, Ohh, shit, okay, like sorry I' honored I' honored. you're gonna to tell me what it is. No, they're like, they think I won't tell them. They think I'm like keeping it a secret. like a pregnant couple who thinks that everyone cares what they're naming their baby. And they go, we know, but we're not telling. So yeah, I go, I've never told youone that before. and they go, Ohh yeah, I get it. Yeahah, keep it private And then I go, no, that's what it's called Yeah I will say as a Pregnant couples keep those names private. Oh right. ye. The names sure, ' if you tell people the name of your baby, but your baby's not out yet, then they think like, I can change their mind. I hate it and I can change their world they'll react like But if they see a baby and they're like, Oh, Jaslyine.. Yeah. It's already got the name. W two Y's and an E and four Zs E I G H. But genders of your baby. L if you know you know the sex of your baby, just tell everybody if they ask nobody really cares. Well they might be sometimes people are like, E, a boy. Yeah sure Yeah. what are they gonna do? I'm not gonna I can't change it by poking at my belly a bunch. No, as far as I know. As far as I know I'm not a doct.ither The doctor says is a boy, but I'm trying to poke it back again. Yeah. You can make that penis in any, and then it just kind of becomes a girl works for me. U. Uh is this the first special slash album? Yeah, this is my debut special slash album and I'm getting too precious about it and too granular about it. I thought we shot it in February and in my head I was like, yeah, this will come out inate April. And now we're almost in July. Yeah It's been a very fun process U but editing, there's always more you can decide to do. Yeah. I don't know how I don't know how musicians or like Painters How do painters decide when a painting's done? Oh isn't that it? My cover art for it is like very simple and I wanted it to be quite simple, but I've been staring at it on my phone for weeks, just being like, what if I moved that word a millimeter that way or what if I made the picture a millimeter that way or zoomed in a millimeter What you need to do is start working on your next special and then you'll be like, let's get this one Yeah. Yeah, I need to stop I need to stop caring about this one at all. What's the what's the cover art? What's Bea I just realized this the other day when I was looking through a bunch of albums on Spotify Every comedy album has a picture of the comedian on it. There's Most of them do. ye silver chair like a frog or a baby in a swimming pool or you know what I mean? Like not every album has like the band standing Yeah. I shouldnt release my debut comedy album Frog Stomp. You've been sitting on that one for years. Too fres is about a What is the cover if I may. Yeah, for sure. It's when before we like shot the special, we did like a little like photo shoot to get a picture for the poster to sell tickets and I brought disposable camera with me to that photo shoot because I use disposable cameras a lot in my regular life I just like the look of those pictures and I like that it's it forces me to like not be able to take a picture more than once like on your phone. You know when you take a picture that you want to take, you just take like for no reason. but this time'm like I click once. And then sometimes the person, if I got somebody to take a picture of me with a disposable camera, they're like, should I take another? And I'm like, No, that's the whole. are you crazy? Yeah so I brought it to the photos shoot and then we just took a bunch of pictures. Yeah, if you blink, you live with the blink. Yeah. That's what it is. So it's a picture of me. and I have sunglasses and I'm like ing my hair in a weird way and then we turnurns the picture sideways Kind of hard to tell if like the picture was taken of like me on the floor or standing in a room. Oh ye. And then there's just like kind of like you're over letter. I know it's. There's still time to change it, you know? I'm an idiot. You love so there's no release date No release date, but why fil me on Instagram because I'm I'm sure it'll come out soon and then you'll be the wor The problem of being an independent creator is you don't have anyone telling you Well, I'm giving you a deadline. I'm doing it with six hundred four records and they're just being too nice to me. Someone send them your letters and be like Stop being Safer, Stop being nice to your artist, just Ecept that they'll cry when you yell creep for them. No creeps. No creeps. Yeah No creeps. don't send creepy letters Just fun people Hey, fun person here. just was wondering and I don't want to say too much here. You seem like you have time to talk. So here's my letter. you say you like disposable cameras. U where do you get your film development London drugs. Yeah the drugs,esls. Is there anywhere else? There might be an independent camera store or something. Oh there, yes, and I should be doing that. No, London Drugs is great. There was that big camera store on Broadway in Yukon, but it closed shit. H lens and shutter still open? Is blacks still open? Do you remember black? I do remember black? Do you remember their jingle? B too. No. Um and a two and a three. their way I mean, it was the same words. One was is it just Kim Patrell doing that poem? Yeah, Mcif G re for say. It is Let Wait, no, lens and shutter was lens and shhutter. Click click Oh n, click Blackax was Black is Potography Guaranteed Nice. And then there was also Black is photography. Blaxes? Blackax? Blax Blacks. but Blacks is photography? Is what you're saying in all of these? Blacks Oh black. But it sounded like it was like blacks and then apostrophe yes. Blacksackes. I would change it a little bit. I was I mean, one of those At least we're talking about it. We're talking about it. think was working. Those classic misheard lyrics. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I used to think it excuse me while I kissed this guy. I used to think it was Backs's pharph Soke What is it smmoke covered Walter, the fire engine guy? Yeah Yeah. There's a There' no slow motion Walter, the fire engine guy. Yeah That onever. Oh there's a bathroom on the right. I mean, we could do this all afternoon. I had a little book of them from the humor section of D's books. The humor section in a book it all the time. It is the craziest. Did you ever buy a book from the humor section of a bookstore? Someone bought me a bunch of books when I was a kid, like They would like yearly at Christmas time, I would get like the follow up book of this thing and it was Rosie O'Donnealll's Kids are Punoney. And then it would be kids are Punnoney too. This is I haven't thought about this in twenty years. This just brought away and it just it was just a book full of children making puns So it's not even really jokes or. Yeah. And Rosie O'Donnell just put her name on it. And Rosie O'Donalll put her name on it, but really it was the kids. So I don't even know what she I don't even there's no way she curated kidy. And that's a fast read, I imagine. You're done that in kid twenty minutes. Where any of them Patutis of any kind. Some cutie patutis, some ugly patutis. Yeah patuties, yeah. Some mid patuties Rosie O'Donnell, I just saw her She's in London. She's a Londoner now. I think she lives in another country. Interesting. Yeah. Was she gonna be in something? Was she on in a play in a show in a movie? She's taking over for maybe Jimmy Kimel when he's Yeah a break Really? And when he was a show to London. Yeah. And I wonder the Kushes come with her? Doid she have Kooushe balls? or is that just only for her show? What are cushes? I was trying to forget you didn't have a TV. I didn't have a TV Oh this. How did you know who Rosie O'Donnell was? I my dreams. I thought I made her up Well, my aunts loved a league of their own. Ros O'Donned, I love that On her TV show. Ros ODonalll S show Uh, she would One of the plassic bits. she would just have so cushe balls were these Like rubber balls had frilly bits. Yeah. it was squishy. They were squishy rubber balls. They were like, you know if they existed now, they would be like a fidget toy. Yeah some kind of sensory thing And they had she had a launcher that would launch them into the crowd Yeah It was violent Mbe were violent. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. But she And her show was like a late night type of show, but in the afternoon. Okay the desk in the monel. H the desk had a like cityscape behind her. Yeah. it was a good show. Yeah. So if people got those afternoon sleepies, she had to slingshot into the crowd to kind of wake everybody up. Yeah. I'm sure they shot at it seeven AM So she had to wake people up. Yeah When yeah, a couple of years ago, Graham and I did a great bonus episode where we watched a bunch of Rosie'Donnell shows because she did this thing every day where the guest would be whatever the guests are. She would make a rhyme about them. and it was just in the theme song, this like two second bit Like it would be our guess is Rachel Schafer and I really fucking hate her, I guess This is the version of the Jennifer Hudson Spirit tunnel. Yeah. yeah gotot it, got it And Grab and I went through a bunch and tried to guess based on the guess what the rhyme would be. It's a good episode. I think we releas Do you get any right? Yeah. Yeah, we were always my fite Rosie was going very first thought on a lot of. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, she had to do this every day. Well no, she had to I think she got a kid to come up with a pun for everyone. That was an inter I was like, I' really tw. I kid. Iill twine. I'm a real comedy wido They had like I've made it. One of the guests was Gary Marshall and then like, you know, Felicia Rashad was one. Yeah Well rhymes with Rashad? Well, I thought I thought it was fraud. Uually she's a real fraud. But it was a Halloween episode and I guessed like we're gonna be Sary with Felicia and Gary. was right that Nice good. The u Yeah, she's Ros Donll, she's a national treasure. I will this is the way that I'll get into watching Kimel. I'll get into the Rosod is gonna be your introd to. yeah. And when he comes back, you're like, this is't the show. Kimel's got Rosy Oodonll on Is Rosie O'Donnell interacting with Guillermo, the security guard? Oh ye Oh He Jichles had some pretty good bets over there. Remember reading me tweets was pretty funny? Yeah, it was his His uncle who is his uncle? Oh yeah. died. ye. It was very letterman just having like regular people on and ye, he's kind of letterman. The other thing we wanted to talk to you so badly about is your shirt you're wearing is the Miley Cyrus Bangers. It's from Her album Sangers. Is this from a tour? Is this a tour shirt? Is this I found this at the thrift store. I bought it at the thrift store, but I deserve to have this because I love Miley Cyrus. Okay. And I've loved her And I may I maybe her original fan. So I that's bold. I alsold wasn't. Did you know that she's also Hannah Montana? D that that came out recently? I haven Did you know she's the little girl and big fish? No. There you go. I w I've made it That's her first. All right. No, I don't know if I was her first fan. but I was really into her when I was in high school and I was very mad at everybody when they were mad at her about the Tking and Lewoit' photo and then the twerking. What was that Lit? She was like It was and so they were taking her picture for I want to say it was Vanity Fair, but it could have been vogue. I feel like it was Vanity Fair. They took a picture and she's like U shirtless, but not in like a sexual way. like she has like a sheet like up to her and she looks like very like angelic and the She got in so much trouble for being shirtless when it's like she was like a child on a She look no sho. She this was her She looks like the little girl from Les Mizaraba. This the poster. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah So we was like set 'use what's that I don't know who is who's that little girl is supposed to be? Is it Cosette? Yeah, I think it's Cosette. I believe so. Yeah. and then the picture I always associate with her is her with What was his name? Thick, Robin Thick. Yeah. No Alen Al That's right. Oh yeah, when she grided it on Alen Thick, everyone was really mad. Did So that shirt is from Bangers, which features We can't stop and wrecking Ball. Actually, we can't stop isn't Uh on a Miley Cyrus. It was just That was Will I Am song that she believe. Am I insane?lease don if I Maybe we're confused. The singles off of Bangers' first single was We can't stop. Am I crazy? What was I thinking of? And then R right and then Re and adore you. the I believe But we can't stop was written for Rihanna And this is something that the biggest fan of Miley Cyrus No She really should not She is The first fan should. Oh yeah, it does. So actually I didn't lie I was the first fan then I just dropped right off in the knowledge department. No, there yeah. Okaykay, I don't know what I was thinking of. Oh there was a song called twenty two. Maybe that was the one that was the lance song, but you know, I Where was it twenty three? What nobody loves you when you're twenty three. What number was What number did Michael Jordan have? twenty three? It was twenty three. The song was twenty three. I'm not a sports fan. I Did she Michael Jordan in it? Yeah, she's like she's wearing a jersey, that I believe is W I A am song And then there is. That's I think what I was thinking. Are youinking if Mike Will madeade it Oh yeah. Oh yeah, on that whole album I feel like on almost every song on Bangers, Yeah, Mike Will made it, produced it and at the beginning of each song goes Mike W made it. Yeah. He's known for that. It's that shirt looks like a retro like Yeah. like it's It's from the tour. It's but it's it's like it looks like the kind of thing that They make a new shirt to look old. T Yeah. that it's authentic Is it is it really or is it? Yeah, is it d to look dates are on the back. Yeah right. I understand what you mean. likeike did it look faded when the person who first bought this it Well, I can't I can't tell as that I didn't go to the show. I honestly I did this weird thing when I was growing up where I just U I Just kind of was very like ignorant to the concept of concerts. I didn't. I just it took me so long to realize that if you liked something, you could see it and I was so unaware. Did you live on a farm very far away from everything? Yeah, I didn't. What the heck was I doing when I was a kid? I was so oblvious. I didn't have TV I didn't know about concerts. I I swear I thought I was normal at the time. Yeah. Do you remember when concerts were like thirty bucks. Yeah I do. That was nice. I feel like I saw a couple of bands. I never really went to any stadium concerts when I was a teen because I didn't have thirty bucks then. I have thirty bucks now by thirty bucks won't do you might it won't. U yeah, it's a and it was just like a thing that was like, well, it's like You know More expensive than a movie, but You know, you're not going to bankrupt yourself. You wouldn't like travel to a different city and spend hundreds of dollars to see an artist. I think now that I remember correctly, my first concert was a tsunami relief concert and I think it was like three days Gace in sub forty one in Avrolvina, like Bernic. like they would all come out and do like three songs. sobe This is my explanation now. Maybe when I was a kid, I just thought you have to wait for tsunamis to go to concerts. Oh yeah. probably. When's the next natural disaster you see? Yeah, I didn't go to a tsunami relief concert. My first concert was a gas relief concert. So they did like the Aleltter plop plop fiz f. Yeah There's a great comic. he doesn't do so much comedy now, but Sean Lawrence, my favorite joke of his is about like seeing the Peptob Bismo band live. they just keep playing the Peptob Bismo song over and over again in different genres. Is that not? stomach diarrhea. That's diarrhea.. And then doing in all sorts of different Yeah, doing like a sca version. L that. U which past guests of the show has been in one of those ads? Oh my gos. Yeah.. Mark Chavis. Mark Chvis from the. I see that for him Yeah. I believe he may have gastrointest. No he is time time. Somebody around him has it. He's got his life together. Wrong? He is the guy. Oh. because let me bring that up. Like he's in like an office kitchenette and his stomach makes a noise And he says, it's nothing. Oh,. He does this, puts a fist on his diaphragm and it's nothing. Maybe like I think mayaybe he's like He also does the Spanish version.'s like No, it's not. That's so fun Oh And ye you get to hear the Abismal demon Spanish Oh yeah You can't do it. I can't do it now.o Because in Spanish, Daria is masculine fear you've just changed my life, Graam. I feel like anyt timee I say the word diarrhea, I'm now going have to say it exactly how you just said it. I think yeah I think that's just made its way into my permanent vooko. So you went that was your first concert, you know me? Yeah. What was the first concert where you like, I love this artist. I'm gonna go see them. I have to go see them Wh Where did you grow up Cove No. J you know, just that one long bus ride made feel very separated from the rest of civilization is The Cove is separated even from North Van, isn't it? Yeah, it's where transit goes to die for sure. Oh sure, yeah. Yeah I don't know what concert would have been my first thing that I would have been so excited to see. You know what, I might have been new pornographers. I feel like I saw new pornographers like a bunch of times when I was like in my early twenties the Voger, the Commodore. And then I some Nico case hair Today it was in it was in it was in braids last night so I could so I could pretend to at a renaissance fair this morning, was I was late for the podcast, everybody. And she wasn't even doing on audition. She was making pretend that she was at a Rennaissance fair. Yeah. Just pretend you're in the Renaissance at that point. Life is what you make it. You could just be in a Rennaissance fair Have you ever been? No, I never have, so that's why I make them myself every morning. Yeah. would you if the one was on offer? I guess. You'd have to real I guess. I wouldn be opposed, but I maybe wouldn't be like I can't miss this. They do pornography they're playing, Yeahah,ver. Well, yeah, their in in little suits of armor there Yeah. they've made old their songs into Yeah. into old timey L They're playing a loute. Yeah. And they're doing like, you know, a big scroll from an occupant. Yeah A degree from an O No further was doneended, didnn't have anything to dumpt you from that. boy, math romantic would be math Like soadic so grad. No that's not the renaissance It's just a method from, you know Yeah from around the way. Yeah Uh Dave, what's going with you? Well, we're having a great time here. We're celebrating World Cup every day. h, h, h. But are you a soccer person I'm a soccer ball. Yeah. Yeah I yeah, that's why you look so familiar. I'm made of a series of white and black patches. Oh, I saw. I've got a bladder filled with air I saw a video of a small factory in India that hand makes soccer balls. They like It's like a guy that stitches them together and they have to like inflate balloon to the, you know, the size of it. It was fascinating. And apparently they're the best thing. soccer balls in the world. Amazing. Where do you get them? Can you get them here? Yeah, we can't get them oh, they're very expensive. They the ones that are like supplied to the World Cup? Yes I think. Yeah. Have you guys ever played foot goolf I did this for the first time this weekend You know what? I thought I wasn't an athletic person. turnurns out, just hadn't found a sport yet. Foot goolf is phenomenal. Okay It's you go to a golf course. There's I think there's only one in Vancouver that offers it to the best of my knowledge. Seems like the demand is low and I don't know why. Okay because it's phenomenal. EagleQu in Co Qitlum. you have to call them, you have to get a tea time Like you're a grown with likeike you're you're golfing, like you're a grownup with a shiny polo shirt and they tell you what time to come. And then and we thought in her heads we're like, probably it's not a deand for foot gof. probably. But ye they never do like disco golf like they do in going. After hours adults only golf No, I yeah, I thought that we were like, oh probably there won't be many people there. probably won't be busy because probably not a lot of people are doing foot golf. And yeah, we were right. no one's doing foot golf except for us. However, they put you on the regular golf course. You are in between the golfers and they all hate you. Yeah they deserve to because you look So stupid. So you have a soccer ball? You rent a soccer ball and each person has their own soccer ball and you kick from where the golfers take their first swing And then like there's the green with the golfer hole in the flag And then like twenty feet away, like just like off the green is a different sad little yellow flag that denotes that there's the soccer ball hole there and it's like a big bucket that's built into the ground and then you do your kicks and you count how many kicks it takes you to get it into that littleittle thing ye And and you yeah, you just s like a silly Silly child and the golfers are So they got to hate that. They've gota. I love it. I would never do it. because I don't want golfers to be mad at me. Yeah, ye yeah. That's o. But it's u Uh, that sounds Like the kind of thing that like, you know how, you know, pickleball people are taking over t. Yeah. I feel like that would all the foot golf peoplening golf the golf. Yeah. but it's delightful. It seems fun. It was so fun. And I was there with like a bunch of people who like none of us golf And then like whenever we got it in, we'd be so excited. And one of my friends would do that like, kind of like highigh pitched lady excitement sound what it's like And then I would glad to eventually be like can't scream on the golf course. like They hate us enough just for being here. We're ruined. I was like all I know about golf is from what I've seen in movies and it's always someone talking while someone takes their first swing and them being like not even a whisper paul. But it does feel like the kind of thing that like if you can't get the golf ball in the hole, if you cannot Do the motion That is you're going to be It's gonna to take forever. Yeah. soccerball. You can probably just roll it in b. Hey the barrier for entry is just so low, you don't really need any skills. Yeah. Huh. You get it in the sand? Yeah, who cares? Yeah we did. I kind of wanted to get my feet sandy today anyway. Did anybody kick it up in the air and then head it into the green? We would have to be able to do that. sure. Yeah. So absolutely not. So this is a thing that not it doesn't just exist there. It's a thing that exists in other cities in one place that we know We learned about it in this one place now You know, I had assumed that it would be a thing elsewhere, but now I am realizing maybe it's a thing they invented by accident. Now did it happen like in a dream? Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah it was good. Foot goolf is a hybrid sport, according to Wikipedia There's a guy standing on a green next to the flag with the governing body the Federation for International foot goall. There's a governing body. F guy they call him. Who's the champion in the world? The Lion forest tag? Yes. That was fast Eagle Quest goolf seems to be the place to do it. Hi E foot golf Canada, two sports and one. Let's kickstart this new I feel like that's going pretty far to say two sports in one. It's really not taking anything from soccer other than the equipment. Yeah the ball. Yeah. Well, that's great and that's what's going on with me. When I was at my parents' house, this is so like for a while the, you know, you'd have a golf cart That would be like the way to not walk on the course. All right thenen they had remote control bags that like you could just steer really? Yeah, so you don't have to like pull or push them. And now they got little motorbikes that they like drive around on that have Oh that's good. Yeah, it was cool, but I was like, you know, they're really giving up on the whole. Walking. Well professionals have to walk Yes. You're not allowed to take a thing. Yeah. But you can have someone carry your bags That Yeah, that's true. So what's going on with me is Last week. I paid a visit to Vancouver's newest Mall Oh yeah. I can't wait to hear. Is that like where Oakridge was and now there's something new in its place? That's where Oakridge was and now it's called Oakridge. Oh okay. there's this gigant for peopleeople not from Vancouver. There's this w, it was it was a very G mall for years. I loved it growing up. It was my local mall growing up Had a movie theater? It's where I saw League of their own. Yeah. whereere I saw Little M Tate, is where I saw Jeff Goldbloum as the tall guy.. It's where I saw Home Alone. It's where I saw Jurassic Park. Oh nice. And it but it doesn't have a movie theater anymore. That movie theater became a crate and barrel. Oh yeah. Okay. And then they tore down the entire mall to build this community. It's going to be Uh, like liivving spaces and they'll be a community center There's like towers that people are going to live in. Yeah. There's going to be parks. all like it's this huge. It's been going on for years. It's been yeah, years in the making. but I think They had to And they will also have a mall. Yeah. and The mall is not ready. Nothing is ready. I think they had to like meet some kind of contontractual thing and open partart of the mall Okay, so the mall itself is not It's not complete. The mall is so incomplete. Oh wow, how incomplete Uh the mall used to be you could it took, you know Half an hour to walk through. Sure. Now you could do it in five minutes. Oh wow. okay U no, ten minutes, But it's I had to go the Cayon barrel never closed And I ordered some bowls from Creay and Barrel and I had to pick up four bowls. Okay. because we already had four bowls from Creay and Barrel and we were like, Damn, these are good bls. We want more of these bowls. Yeah, yeah Everybody gets a second ball and you could have them shipped, but if you pick them up, it's free You could save one in the shipping Oh, I would get ten of them. They only had four. Oh shit. So I went, I got my four bowls and I was like, I'm gonna to walk around the mall The mall is now only luxuryes they did here, but that it's very, very high end stores. So it's it's, you know Louis Vuitton and Prada and know. Who do we think we are? Is this gonna to get it? there enough people I guess there are enough people. Well, it's not the kind of mall. like there's the accessible places for a guy like me are Crayon Perrell So for Well restaurants would be in their. I was just going to say is the white spot still there? because if you're going to Louis Vuitton, you're not going to theite the The food courourt is a time out market Okay, which is a, um like a a high end Food court But it's like Um very expensive. Yeah. like it was so there's nothing to the mall doesn't exist as like And it doesn't practically like the reasons you would go to a mall for like back to school shopping, you would never go to this mall Yeah. M like a hat at Lids. No. You could go to there's a sports store. there's What's it called? No, it's like sport check. It'sort sporting life orting life andice they're good Okay. That's like is like sport check. So, you know, you need a Yeah, I knew U foot golf ye soccer cl first. Oh yeah, yeah, youit. Yeah I don't call soccer balls soccer balls. Yeah. they're foot.ot. I saw this documentary on how they make the world's best footlf ball. Yeah. They make they're just down the road from this other place. and It's like a lot of it is walled off of like areas you can't go to. Right. Oh the food court though is like They have local Michelin restaurants have their own like kiosk. Wow. And like what what there's there's a w what? There's's crazy. There's a really expensive um restaurant in D tiny site called Pigeon Yeah and they have a Um, like a whatever you call out That's a fancy menu. This is ridiculous now this feels like he's making a. I walked past it and I was like, oh, they they've got like, oh, this' just eight dollars. thoseose were just the appetizers. The main course is the first one I saw was like, He, um Aag gras rice bowl and it was forty two dollars. Oh my gosh In a food court That is blowing my mind. You know, it's but the weird thing for me was the food court was packed Sure But like who This isn't No no stores are open. L there's no reason to be there. There's no like It's not like a center where a lot of people work and they're going on their lunch break. Yeah for foodies to to go and they have time to go to all the Vancouver's Michelin restaurants at once they don't just drive and there' it's on the skytrain line. so that's good. Yeahah, that at the u airport they used to have this kind of mini food court. And that's been taken over by one singular restaurant. So if you don't like what's in the restaurant, you're shit at a lot. It is like a very nice airport Okay, yeah. it's like all the high end stores and nice restaurants. Ething's duty free. But it sounds like I'm all just for browsing. L just for curious people to browse. No, it's for people who don't think twice about spending thousands of dollars on stuff. Yeah. Nicholas Cage, Michael Jackson,ight. Nicholas Cage comes to Oakrge for his shopping. I have herard Yeah. Yeah. Yeahah, yeah It's I I saw that there was a lineup around the block on the first day to get in there and We love lining up for thoseine Gim me a little Totsky to to fob for the transob for the transit. Yeah. There were people lined up for what must have been like half a kilometer of people together get a soccer ball shaped bus passath. Oh my gosh. People will line up for I mean, like Popeyes opened and people lined up like crazy Jollybe open and people lined up like crazy. Yeah, That's true. Have you been a Jollybe? I have not. They've got these Do remember McDonald's pies that were deep fried? Yeah Yeah They've got those, but they're Not apple there, peach and mango. That sounds pretty good. That sounds really good. Yeah. Wackout, Jolly Be. Is it? It's also on the same it's two stops away from Oakridge U ye, the u well, I want to see this small, but I want to see it when it's completely Yeah, you I mean, I feel like completely is going to be yearss but they're going to have a safe way I was just wondering is there a big kind of anchor store or whatever that's so they have a safeway. They're going to have zellars They move a ton of good. They have a dollar store, but everything's one hundred dollars It's hundred dollars store, but it's still the green and yellow. Yeah, it's the same stuff. It's just like a high end little like squeezy grabbers. Yeah. They have yeah, the Safeeway is on a lower floor, apppparently that lower floor is also open. I didn't see it. It's for the riff raft. lower floor. Yeah. Yeah, mayaybe that's it Maybe if you're walking in front of like street level you have to go down basement of the Titanic. Y. Yeah there Yeah, it's going to have it's They will be funny to see if it has like regular mall stores or like a kiosk to fix your phone. where ye I did see two grand pianos just out in the open. One was self playing and the other one was just sitting around. Come on, anybody sit down. We can have a single proximity to each other. So you just like duet with the self playing one. They were you would be able to hear the one from the other, but one just playing chopsticksose Yeah. Heart and soul. Oh The So yeah it remains to be seen. W there be any will there be a Juli be a New York F Lquor store that's two blocks down will move to That's going to go to theall. Okay. So that'll be fun Yeah, that'll be you drunk and go buy a, you know a Lueve bag. What are those shoes that have the red L Bouton bit yeah, a little biton? So did you buy anything? I bought my four bowls from P That's right. You had to go pick that up, but no other. And I went to they had the food court has Boku bakery. Lko Bakery is a nice French bakery that has nice croissants pretty good and they had they had one there and so I got got my kids some chocolate croissants. Nice Lucky kids They are. They really are Anyway, check it out. It's a mall. Malls are back. I mean, I don't blame them for trying a No, highigh end mall because regular malls are der. Tue. yeah, fair. Yeah. I was in a regular mall just this past week and it it brought me back. it brought me back to the old because I don't Like, I've been to them allall. you go to Pacific Center? No, this was in Saskatchewan. This was a mall connected to the hotel I was staying. Oh my God. went I went to Pacific Center this week just because I needed to go I was downtown And I needed I got off the sky trarain and had to walk through the mall. and as soon as you walk in the mall, o, that smell Yeah. Very nostalgia. It's like Cinnabon and body shop. Yeah Yeah, like I had I had New York fries, which you can't as far as I know, you can't get outside of them all. I don't think there are any free standing New York fries. Can you get them in New York? No it's just called fries Yeah. ye. Oh, yeah, uh That's a Canadian only Yeah, It's like our another Boston pizza Canadianball brand There's Yeah, what are the Canadian only mall brands? Kernels, kernels, marvelous muffins, Marvelous muffins. There's I feel like there's the Cheriyaki experience. I was only. There's there's definitely a Japanese restaurant that'san mayaybe Vancouver. Itdo or Yeah. I love them. I think I said it wrong, but I love them nonetheless. I think is that just like M. like teryaki bus, but they're doing it right. They do it right in front of you. Yeah. That's my favorite beef one in every food court Yeah, the u like in New York Fries The gravy So Did I go a couple of times and get their poutine? Of course I did. What a delicious treat. Anyway, so that was my mall experience. What's going on with you? Well, that was my mall experience U As I said, I was in Saskatchewan. Now they call that the wait, what city were you in? I was in both. I was both in Regina and Saskatoon. which the Paris of the Prairie. They do I have heard that. Have you been a Saskatchewan ever And they call Saskatchewan the province, the France of the Prairies. Yes. I don't think I've ever been to Sasatchewan now that I think. It's it's not like it I don't know what would bring somebody there. The debaters usually Debaters. Yes. Well we did we had to do a show in Saskadon and then in Regina So There's a bit of a drive in between the two and on that drive. There ain't nothing. That is it is just flat And you could see the sky like the sky not a lot going on. You could say your dog ran away. The prairies freaks me out. L I think because I've always lived in Vancouver or North Vancouver, likeike I'm just so used to being like surrounded by mountains that it like, I've been to the prairies before and it was so I was like, how does anybody know where anything is? And how does anybody not feel like I mean obviously, okay, I hope Real people who are agoraphobic wouldn't be offended by this, but it feels slightly like they're not coming out of their to get. Yeah.' gonna visit you I dare you it'll be good for you. But is sweating. It's just too open. I feel like, yeah, I feel like I couldn't live somewhere where I don't feel like I'm getting like hugged by hills all around me This the because it's so flat, the sky is spectac It's toooo big. It's very big. It's nice. It' It sounds nice, but it sounds like whales are nice, but they're too big. Okay, all right. you know what? This could be a catchphrase. Yeah. It's too big. You your're new el we have more Seinfldty every time I say It's too big Comedians are asking me what my special iss called. I tell them It's too big and I get confused. Yeah. Well, why you shrink it down a little bit? No no. Because baseball players these days have weird names So went on this drive from Regina to Saskoon in rented vehicles And one group of us Got just a boring old SUV and then the pool I was in with a giant Fort Bronco. Oh That how you were going like Um The convertible It was a convertible. What? Yeah. Yeah, you just there were a couple latches you turn off. You literally take the roof off. Oh like a hard shell con cool.. Yeah, I like soft shell convertible. You can get it in a food court. Yeah. sometimes I like the softshell one wrapped in the hardshell one or the hardshell wrapp in softs shell with held together with bean, refried bean. it I think I've been maybe in One convertible once, maybe two had one when I was a teenager., yeah Grand I'm so sorry, No, no, no s I I want tona hear this. My grandfather, I never met him once. He like left my mom's family when they were When I was born. abbandoning your kids when they're thirty. What are you gonna name your kid? Rachel? I'm out. Dust got too many spelling Not an AE, Gross. I'm gone. No, but yeah, he left my parent mynts my parents aren't siblings. He left my mom when she was a kid and she had four siblings. And They like never saw him again, and it turned out he was like living on the island, but he had like mental health issues and he was a hoarder. And then when he died, they had to go and clean out his house. And it was just like Florid to cealing like wet paper newspapers and like buckets of like coins and like multiples of the same items, but he had so he had multiples of And it was weird.les. Yeah he did. better behere this is. He had five of a lot of things, which is weird because he had five kids that he like left in the never again. I don't know what that means, but he had like he had a bunch of Chrysl or Libberarian convertibles. Wow. So then they just like gotot them. And my parents had a car and didn't need it. So my sister was older than me, but thankfully didn't learn to drive very fast. She got scared of it I drive very fast. She wased and I got the car,u. But the lesson here is that like you shouldn't have a convertible in In Vancouver specially the soft shell kind because convertibles don't last in a rainforest and they all leak, especially ninety two Chrysler L Bvers and it had mushrooms growing in the back and it was always wet inside So it sounds cool and glamorous, but it's Smells bad and it's probably killing me from the inside out this day. So how long did you have it? Oh, a long time. It was driving it from like sixteen to maybe twenty three. And were the mushrooms growing the whole time? The mushrooms were growing the whole time. It smelled like the woods in a storm. That inside and Yeah. That's like not a lot of cars have that Not a lot of cars have that. It's pretty unique. And is there a thing like we' mental or like u A black moould like affects your mental state? Yes, for sure. So that's my excuse anytim I come on a podcast and I'm like oh, I't feel like I was like my most sparkly self that day. I didn't really nail it. Then I just end every podcast by bringing up my moldy car and my weird old apartment. I live in Vancouver that definitely has black mold.. So yeah, so I'm actually thriving. Well you are sparkling tonight Th through the mold. I hope you're not feeling like you're Oh at the beginning, I was like, I didn't crush it on that wedding stuff Ihould have had more Goog stories. we'll do it again. I've just signed so many NDAs was getting into the of stuff. Just the mushroom stocking So yeah, we got to the only other time that I can remember being in a convertible Who was in the car with you? James, the sound recordist for the the little Bayers masters Who did the driving? He did And you know what? if I was allowed to go be the driver, I would have scooped that up because it's just There's no there's no winding. there's no, you know, looking like you're going to fall off a cliff or whatever. Why whyy weren't you allowed to? You just wasn't there because you didn't rent it. Yeah. Eactly. U But when put your did you take the top off? Yeah. Did you wrap your head in like a scarf and put a big sunglass in then we drove that thing off a cliff. We held you in the p U yeah, it but I remember when I went into convertible before it was like too it was too windy. It was like in your hair get nototed up It looks fun in the movies, but it's yeah, this one Yeahah, you're going, you're never going to be able to comb that beard again. Yeah. and like you can't wear hat. That's just going to go off Yeah this Fort Bronco. It was this big huge windshield. so you weren't There wasn't enough wind coming at you were you in the back? No I was in the front. the front. Okay. Yeah. mayaybe it's I was in the back. Yeah, if you're in the back, you're getting, I bet you're still getting knotted up. Yeah. Yeah, air' going both ways. It it was a lot of fun. It just it had all these different modes that you could go on. be like Sort mode. Sport mode Visible Re mode, Jeez, what were the other ones? Those are the two I remember Bike mode. uphill mode. Yeah, Rads fire mode. And did they were they notice noticeably different? The sportser one Wh does that accelerate fou? Yeah Yeah. But the green you couldn't tell and like we tried to we lifted like it could go up suspension. Yeah goes up and down. This they would way it was like we got out of that car and we led it up. Yeah. It's super light My car My kids like to have the windows down. and so when we go over speed bumps, I can hear something happening. Oh no, I hate a little Oh no. Is air coming out or does my suspension release some airs? Yeah What the hell? I have that too. I do find that the best way to fix a car is to just roll your windows up. forget you heard what you heard. Absolutely Well you gott to have the windows up so you can cultivate the Porcini mushrooms in the back Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can't let those spores out. whereere you gonna waste those good spores? Yeah, yeah. So we were we stopped at a large Cffee putut statue, like not the biggest in the world, just like a pretty big one U and then we were all like Oh we should get something to eat or whatever. And there was a cafe J like within sight. and it was just like picture in a movie cafe that would be on the side of the highway and it was exactly that. went in there was the owner, two people chowing down on a counter. No at a table together, but definitely a farmer and just farmer Did he take his wife He took his life. Did it have a counter?'t have a counter. okay. Iict a counter. and she likeike The counter's a woman the woman who ran it U we were like, C we get coffees to go? And she's like, Yeahah, I got cuffps or whatever And it was very bad or whatever. What if you want me to fill it you want to fill your hat? That' do? Do you have a growler? Coffee growler, too hot. U Not if it's a Stanley. That's right U, But yeah, so we the coffee was very bad Uh and then just like See that's the problem with these comedians being like, why why can't I get a cup of Joe? 'causeuse frankly, you like the espresso. you like Yeah, yeah But we were convinced that was the only thing between where G Saskatoo or Regina. we drove like two minutes down the road. everythingverything was there. Oh Tim Horton's gas station subway, Dairry Queen Wh is what's the city between is it Red Deer between Edmonton and Calgary? Red Deer is Oh wait. I thought Reder was South Who's our guest who lived in the town that was in between Edmonton and Calgary and there was like a Um If you don't remember, I won't. But there's like the world's biggest trucks, not the world's biggest truck stop, but a truck stop that is a gasoline alley, they call it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Who lives there Is it W it Randy Numeier? Oh, she is from Alberta. She is from Alberta. Yeah, it could be Randy Nummeer. You know what, folks out there Check it out. seeee what Yeah. Check out Randy Numeyer's most recent episode. But no creeps, No No cree. No creeps. listen to that.. Only fun beeps. Yeah So yeah, got to drive in a pretty cool car. I experienced something like a convertible recently where I I ride my bike like three days a year. Bikes are like convertibles. Yeah. That's true. And their're nature' convertible. Yes. I went to my friend's backyard to drink beer with him And fun, I biced over there And o, the wind whistling in my ear hair.'s you don't get more chopped dunk than that. Cycling for choppedks cycling is cycling suddenly for choppedks now? Yeah. man. I feel like Dave got like a a drunken blackout tattoo that he's trying to like make make sense. It is just choped. No, I'm still tattooless. Yeah, Me too. Tattoo? Tattooless. Tattoo. Wh tattooist more tattooless than David Thooless. Nice U Well, guys, you want to move on to some overheard? Let's do it Hey Max fun listeners. It's me, Jackie Kacishation. I have a podcast with Laurie Kil Martin. sayay, Hi, Lurie. Hi, Jacqueline. Hi Max fun listeners. But not very formal. We have a podcast and it's about stand of comedy and how much we love it and how much we dislike some of it. So listen to that podcast. It's called the Jackie and Laurie Show. We drop new episodes every wee Wedesday that gives us plenty of time to decompress from our comedy weekends and discuss things with sane level heads. No, it doesn't. But if you are a woman our age or a man our age, or you know what? any person of any age, I think you'll enjoy your. Jackie and Laurie Show on maximafun d. org. Be Are you a celebrity? Are you searching for meaning, connection and a little levity these days I'm Camel Naniani, actor, writer, and yes, a celebrity too. And I've got four words for you Bullseye with Jesse Thorne Are you tired of junkets? Red carpets, sick of the endless spicy snacks you have to eat? Do you want to connect with someone who gets your work and laugh with you a little Join me, Andre three thousand, Tom Higs, Tina Feay, and many more and become a guest on Bullseye with Jesse Thorne. from NPR and maximum F Overheard. Overheard it's a segment. Weam shut up. It's time for my favorite segment on the show. Does David Foodless have a tattoo Well, it's the answer may surprise you. The answer is he definitely has at least one according to this website, Davidlas twenty twenty six wife, net worth, tattoos, smoking and body. Yeah. Yeah for all the people out there that think, you know, you might be a good partner for this guy He smokes. He owns a house in Paris, France, which is the Paris theaskoon of France. Yes he has been seen stepping out of a car. U he is married. Oh, and he does have the big head for his body and that's why so much Yeah U but he's married, straight, currently no in no confirmed relationship. I like that. I can't remember now if we said the big head tiny body thought that was the podcast. It just I just said an insane thing. Yeah That's all right. Yeah, that's fine. We support you. And who is he in Harry in Har Wh was Lin, the werewolf teacher? Oh there Sorry There aren' a lot of new people getting into Harry Potter today. Well this picture shows him with a tattoo on its arm, but on the website it says, doeses David Thullas have a tattoo? No. Okay What was this website again? This is from taddler dot com but Tadler with no e. Okay like Tumblr All right, all right. This has been great fun. But we got to get down to the business of oververheards where you hear things or see things and you report them here to this podcast We always like to start with the guest Rachel, do you have an overheard? I sure do. I was walking down Main street couple of weeks ago and I walked past Jean coffee, Jean cafe, that one that's like at that triangle spot where Kingsway and Maine meet. Yeah, imagine a tiny version of the flat iron building. Yeah Yeah. right on the corner. It's right on the corner and they've got these wooden benches outside where you could drink your coffee outside and I feel like oftentimes I'll walk past it and I'll see kind of like older guys chilling out there, likeike it's their chill spot to drink their chill spot. And it was three older guys. sitting on these wooden benches, but like far enough away from each other that it didn't feel like they were there together. Like it didn't feel like they knew each other.. But one of them was talking to the other two and very like, uh kind of almost in like a braggy tone And I walked past and I heard him say I can get all the best tables at all of Vancouver's worst restaurants. It was great. This is an immaculate vibe U A good tables Even at a bad restaurant, I like having a good table. Yeah. Yeah I guess you say yeah like sitting in the window at Bonns off Broadway or something. I. I mean, I'm such a doormat that they'll say, Hey, would you like a table in the toilet? Yeah, ye yeah. It's basically just you on the toilet with like a flat surface that and people are still peeing on you U Okay Yeah okay. Look look at Abby. Is it good? Physic okay? No. Okay. okay. H. Yeah, they now I want to go to now we want to go to Je. Yeah get one of those fancy coes, you know, unlike the diners in Saskatchewan Bot coffes. Dave, do you have an overheard? Yeah. I have one. yesterday was Father's Day Oh yeah, what'd you do U we had everyone came over and we had a big waffle breakfast brunch for all of the fathers in my family. That's fun. And u but then afterwards I my I My daughter, she would come to a movie with me. Okay. And she said, yes. I think Abby must have been like Dad suggests just do it. Yeah He's hanging out by a thad. He really needs this. So we went to go see Dclosure Day Oh feel good about it. I too have seen it. I Oh Yeah. I thinkink what it's about was a little silly. Okay, but every scene was very good I think he's very good at making movies. He is very good. ye, I've noticed that about Steven Spielberg. I think is good. I think he was like there's a few movies that I feel this way about the David Fincher movie Uh the game where' like it doesn't make sense. It doesn't really hold together but maybe he just wanted to do like tenen cool set pieces. Yeah. sure and pull them off. And I feel like this was that where it was like, I enjoyed myself the whole time really think it's U It's not his best movie. byy any means. yeah. But none of us yeah. What did you like it Uh it was a odd movie theater experience Someone was sitting behind me and they were kicking my chair the whole time. And then all the people that I was with, I was with my boyfriend and his friends And it was just clear that they They didn't like the movie and they realized they didn't like it earlier than I figured out how I felt. And then I could hear a lot of scoffing sounds. and I was like, Well, now I'll never know how I would have felt. Deinitely scoff. No idea. I know I liked like I know the acting, I've likek like all the acting in ours Emily Blunt. Okay. Josh O'Connor Uh, challengers Do Alipa No, not do Allipa, that's that other guy. That's C callum Callum Turner. Wh they showed a preview of his newv movie with W What's her face? So there's this new movie that he's in with. What's her name? Melisssa Barbaro? someomeone, Barbaro Oh no, that's another. You're thinking Melissa Berrera That's not's not that one. Are you talking in the movie where it's like it's like the purge but per se. Yeah. Yeah. lady than Melissa Berrera, but I can see Unless she's for sex. Unless her name is Melissa Barbaro. No, Okaykay. So Cal Jurner is married to Daipa Good for them I know they seem very happy We' Unlight only starring U Melissa Barbaro. No, that is it? Monica Barbaro. Okay Who was in That makes sense. She was Joan Bayz in No Direction home and she was the woman pilot from Maverick. Oh, nice. anyyway God What are we talking about? Yeah So Josh O'Connor is did you see the new the newest u U What's the Daniel Craig Southernood.act knives out. Yeah. Did you see one of the newest one of those? No, I saw the first one. Did you see Joshu O'Connor? Did he win the crown when he was the young No, I never saw the crown. Did you see Mastermind No Which one is mastermind? He's like trying to pull off like a gallery heist. Anyway, this is Joshua Cotter, Do you know him? No, he looks kind of like a young Kramer though in that He does, I guess. It starts those two and Um Bonno's daughter. Oh yeah, and Kurt Russell's son. That's Bonno's daughter. Yeah. B that Anette. I had no idea. And Cin F Anyway, that's a cast. Good movie. cheheck it out. Yeah. Steven Steven Spielberg has now made five movies about aliens. Okay And your're overheard comes from Here's my overheard. I was in the bathroom. And someone else' it was a dad who had their two children with them And I could their two sons who are like eight and eleven. And they were in the bathroom and you could tell that they had just seen Masters of the universe. Okay, sure. And so one of the kids says to the dad, Okay, dad, how did you like it? And the dad goes, Well, have you ever heard the word called nostalgia? Oh nice. It's so sweet. Yeah, I was kind of wondering who that movie was for, but I think it was probably people who were nostalgic. 'a kids they don't need no hum man movie. They don't need no hum manan mov. We don't need noan movie. The world was sim yeah, not begging for a hum Man movie. No You don't need no battle cat Nice. I was down with the one. like that s. Skeletor Leave those buns alone Leave he man alone dude Oh the no we just Another other sword in the air. The cousin of gradechool. U my overheard came from I was down in Gastown Yeah, uh, L lot of b like the bar that I was doing a show under called the underground Comedy Club, the bar upstairs was showing the Japan versus Tunisia game. All of those countries have always hated it. I even said like Tunisia' had it too good for too long. get of Japan But they like when they every time they scored the whole I thought the roof was going to cave in. like they were all so intense. But So it was it was happening, it was happening in when you're at when you're performing stand up comedy and the peoplee above you are clearly having more fun. Yeah, yeah, yeah. and it but it's like every bar downtown and especially gastown Had handans at it except one that I passed on the way there And the guy was saying to, I assume the owners is like Man, you had the only place that nobody's in tonight And it's true. I looked in the window and it was just like dead, quiet. Yeah. Yeah. You got to advertise your show those games. I was a I walked when we went to the movie theater last night, I walked through Granville Street Um, It was in the daytime, but it was before the soccer game and there were It was fun. There were people out hoping for Egypt to win. Yeah they did Good for them Wh did Egypt Egypt defeated New Zealand Another famous rat. I know. it's sort of like the Cold War. That's just like it's a proxy battle for twowo countries U Now we also have overheard sent into to us by people all over the world. If you want to send one in, send it into SPY at maximumfund. org U this first one comes from a guy we know named Jesse T A I see Tentura? Yeah JC T body Vinter Jesse Temppero would be a fun I would play on his name if he was if you drew him like if Jesse theladi Venturro was, you know dipped in Panko Yeah yeing and U this is eightid in a Mjer A woman was walking down the street and yelled to her friend maybe ten feet ahead Oh my God, the Bagel place With the cream cheese. Whatever And the other things. I don't know. What else is gonna be? Capers This al any bagel place. Pretty much Yeah. Bagel place with the cream cheese. What This is this one. I think that was from LA even so you think they got a ers now the lers. Well, they don't have the right water in that way. That's true inv from New York. Do ye, Bagel places, they all seem to offer you their own house cream cheese if you want to buy a tub of it. Yeah. And also everythingverything, Bagel. That's a lot of fun. Whenever you give that option But sometimes just having a plain bole is Pret satisfying. Oh, I haven't had a plain bagel in everver Yeah, that's Tay could be your day. Yeah. I have an acute poppy seed allergy, so I I don't know. No It's the heroin in it that it can hand. I need my plain bagels made in a poppy seed free facility. You simply cannot relapse. This next one comes from Mike S from San Diego. I was walking to meet up with some friends in Sunny San Diego when I overheard a woman on the sidewalk say, comeome to think of it, Mayo is going through a renaaissance Well, Elin Taylor, a couple. weeks ago I was talking about her love of Japanese mayo. And I think probably there's like combo mayos that are, you know, like a Chipotle mayo. Mo Moly ye. You know what? I think that person is actually kind of showing their whole ass there. And I think they're late to the Mo Rennaaissance. I think the Mo Renaissance has been happening. L we're almost out of it. We're almost out of it. She's yeah, she's like getting into craft beer now. Yeah. she's ye huh. Bacon is All the feels. That's what she's gonna be saying soon. Yeah There was that era too or just like Bacon was a whole oginality that you could ask. Yeah, people were tattooing it on the bottom of their feet. om of their feet. Yeah, I think Kara Delvin did that I think she's a bacon Really? But why do I know that I I could know so much B stuff bogue than all I thoughtum stuff. Cara Delvine was as tattooess as David Thulis. A tonight on the Rosie O'Donald showh. this last one comes from N Niel Is it Isle? N I A LL? Yeah. yeah. from one direction. Oh, okay. pleasure now You've probably got a whole vault of things. I know so much stuff, you guys. I me I was in a doctor's office waiting area when a mother was trying to keep her young daughter entertained by pointing at the child friendly murals She pointed at one and said, who's that? Her daughter didn't say anything. so the mother said, It's poo bear And who's next to him This time the daughter whispered something back to which the mother responded, That's not Jesus. It's piglets. that little guy Jesus? I don't know. M Jesus. Everything seems to be about Jesus with you U did you see First of all, sorry Nil, I'm sure every day people are like, o from one direction. sick of it Um, the u did you see Past guest Peter Judaki doing a She was in a post by Was it called Historica? Wh makes all the Oh, the heritage The hereritage minutes? I did't. And she was talking about how her favorite one was the Winnie the Pooh one Yeah. It's one of the best Anyway, do you know this? No, I. Well I know I know Canadian heritage moments, but I don't know them all as as many because again the lack of TV. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, the one about Winnie the Poo one. Yeah I didn't think he was our thing. He is. Yeah. He's our thing. Well, his name is our. A Canadian One of our bears? No, a Canadian soldier adopted this baby bear Yeah during World War one. And it wasn't wearing a red hat, so for sure wasn't patting. And then he had to give it up while he went to war and he was in England. Yeah. And so the zoo took it and he's ned the bear was named Winnie because he's from Winnipeg Okay, where does the poop come? And then there's this little boy I've always had the son of ye, the Writer U is like we're going to write a bunch of stories about this bear and he's going to illustrate him. wasas the other guy? Yeah. Mister Ruch just that. Yeah and then they u They're like What should we call the bear? Winnie the poo? Why kid? I don't know, just winnie the poo That That's the birth of it all. Anyway, I don't see it here on Be this page, but trust me. I imagine. I imagine it's great It's very random It is very random. It is very rand. Well, in addition to overheards that are written and we also accept your phone calls. If you want to call us, our phone number is one. eight four four, seven seven nine seven six three one, That's one Ugh Biipod one like these people have O you can send us a voice memo SPY at maximumfun. org like these people have Dave, Graham, esteemed guest. This is Derek from Seattle with an oververheard. was sitting on the turf at Seattle's Cal Anderson Park housing a chicken burrito Groups of people seated around me enjoying the summer evening when a woman approached riding a rideshare e bike, She was striking because she had braids down to her waist, a long flowing white dress And she was seated side saddle on the e bike. so she didn't pedal as she glided past, staring stoically out at the crowd. A young goth in a group nearby exclaimed, Hey, look at her. her kickstand' still down. She has so much fucking aura. clloser inspection, indeed, her kickstand was still down. Wow a frigin way just in my head trying to picture that. It's Elegant. Yeah, he really made me feel like I was there. Yeah And there just happened to be a goh nearby that was commenting on things. Commented on how much aura she had. Yeah, sounds like she had a lot of aura. It' so weird. Like in my generation, we didn't have aura. we had rithths. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's true. And were you and I weren't unks back then. No, were we were just uncles. We were actual uncles. We were first time uncles. Yeah, yeah, yeah Um yeah, riding with her kickstand down, you know it's got to be eas. All Slante. Yeah. D what do you don't want that grinding on the ground? I kind of almost forgot that Likes have kick stans. And of just ha of bes like not all bikes. They're not all bikes o Okay. Yeah. But are there still bikes with Kingst? Oh yeah I think it's super cool. I think the ones in the Tour de France don't have them. Yeah, that's sure. they want to be streamlined. It does feel like more of like a A young person's bike thing. I I too have not thought of a kickstand in a minute. and haven'tone of none of my adult grown up over thirty friends have kickstands. Yeah You do need to like you know, have trusted the world because you if you have a kickstand down You're not locking up your bike. You're just you're le getting it there and walking away Right So Vcouver bikes don't need kickstands because they all are definitely locking them. And there'd be something you could do in front of that cafe in Saskatchewan le a bike with the kickstand down U farmer's not going to ride it. Well, maybe if he's feeling spepeaking of Tour de France, I do see quite a lot of people in like Um Bandex u sitting outside cafes drinking tiny little caappuccitos It's fun What is the break they have in soccer, refreshment break? hydration break, hydration break Orange slices. Ta interval Yeah, exactly. Um, Winnie Yeah Oh, hereere's your next one. Hey guys, this is Miles from Iowa with an overheard wasselfctual Miles don't show up at the brewery, okay?' not invited Yeah with an overheard. I was at the self checkout line at the grocery store and the guy went over was having trouble with an age verification thing. So I called an employee over and I heard that employee ask him, Do you have like a birthday a ficaking way. You're gonna need one of those No his machine. No That guy sounded like he was like Like he's cheating on his spouse with us. He had to whisper that story to us. I think there's hinders on my girls in the next room. That's him. Yeah, Don't tell anybody. There's a hinder song Yes. There's that one hinder. There's that one hinder song that's like my girls in that. Does he whisper as he sings it You can't tell if you're messing with me, Do you know the song I'm talking about. You don't know this song? I don't know any your song. Yeah. You know this song. The lips of an angel. lips of angel.'s got lips of ange You guys know this song. Is it on bangers? It's not on bangers. If I know this song, if I as a child with no TV knows this song, you guys know this song. I don't even have much music or MTV. I don't know any hinder No Oh who had the Oh was Alistair Ogden had a Hinder album and it was like they had a song called Get Stoned and he was had to secretly listen to it No around his parents. That's really funny. Lipps of an angel, let's check it out No I know this is It's one of s by life. It's one of those songs that like you sing along to in the car and then like fifteen years later you grow up and you're like, o, this is about infidelity. and I had no idea. I thought it was a nice song Let's fast forward to the lyric Hly are you calling? Oh yeah, I do know it' so late I need to know if Dave knows. you need to. Yeah. I recognize. I got is because it can't be too loud. H is Well my cousin the room sometes Wow, Rachel really That' go the course. That's the pre chorus. You gotta wait ten more seconds. I promise you, Dave, you're gonna know it. You can get pregnant from pre chorus. It's really good to hear your voice. The same my sounds so sweet What I will do You don't know this song? No, I know, here's why I know I hear this A calling me So click. So I've gotten that far. I do recognize the first one. Got it. Got it. Oh wait, we have other Yeah. like then we get But I think it's quite common for people to be like, o I he I don't want anyone to hear me because Right because the people I just overheard could overhear me room over hearing that. I want my roommate to know I listen to these two chop dunks. Yeah. Is Hinder Canadian? is that would just happen? Is it one of those songs that like you think is like just like a worldwide number one banger then and then you realize it's Cancon and it was just shoved down your throat Is that it? Maybe. Hinder is a post grunge. American rock band from Oah Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, the Paris of the Prairies And your final phone call O voice Memo Hi, Dave Graham and guest. This is Crystal from Glendale, California callalling with an overheard Thanks to you guys. I had been listening to bonus content from you on and off on my phone throughout the day. And then in the evening my husband decided to take my daughter out for some ice cream And they informed me when they got home that as soon as they had pulled the car away from the house, it had connected to my phone and had played very loudly on the car speaker One of you saying the most famous penis in America. Thank you for that. I had to explain to my daughter that I don't listen to penis podcasts and she told me that it was very inappropriate So thanks for that because it was hilarious. O Google us We do come up as the number one penis cast. Yeah, a penis podcast That's kind of our thing. And you do listen to Penis podcasts. Yeah. and So if anyone doesn't support the show at maximumfund. org slash join, just know you're missing out on penis content. Yeah, yeah. ye. I think in the most recent hot topics we talked about, Brad Pitt getting sued by a penis cream That's right. Oh wow. didid that happen?? Yeah. What? So you know some things really well and then the other then ye your radar. The really important news I'm missing. Yeah, exactly. It's the way you need to sign up with maximafund d. org U Rachel This is the end of this podcast. All right Tell us about everything that where can people find you? No creeps. No creepps. actually, you know what, for social media, I welcome creees. Get on over here. I need the followers You can follow me on Instagram and TikTok at Chill No A E Rachel and then an E because my middle name is Elizabeth So the E comes in after the Rachel, confusing. And then Shaer Rachel E Schafer with an AE in the shaer. So' at Rachael L Schafer on TikTok and Instagram. and my debut special, I've never told anyone that before, should be coming out sometime in July, but please I beg of you follow me now and I promise it'll come out. I'm not did make it. I'm not lying. I will decide it's finished in the next few days. That's my goal. and then it and I do like it. It's not not done because it's bad. I really am of it. I really like it. I talk about shitting myself in public I talk about moms telling daughters that their dresses are really forgiving I talk o, I do talk about creeps in the Mount Pleasant area. There go But it's worldwide creeps can relate. And yeah, so please Please follow me and I I be of you to watch or listen to this thing that take YouTube forever to make. It's gonna be on YouTube. Yeah, it's gonna be on YouTube and then the album will be on like Spotify and Apple music. H calling me. Almost as good as that debut Hinder album. Thank you very much for being here. Thank you for having. Thank you everybody out there. If you're new to the Hinder catalog, lucky you. You get to be introduced this C back next week for another episode of Stop Podcasting Yself Maximum fun a worker owned network of artist owned shows supported directly by you.