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The Archers
BBC Radio 4
Addressing safety concerns and family tensions
From 30/06/2026 — Jun 30, 2026
30/06/2026 — Jun 30, 2026 — starts at 0:00
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You're lucky I had David's number because of this mental health stand, so I'll let him know. Thank you for doing that. Have you got a name yet for the stand? Iszra keeps promising me she' seing a list of potentials over. Well, thank you for bringing me phone. It would have been a nightmare not having it today. Well, this is karmer, isn't it rushing off so quickly this morning. I had to get here early, mark out the fararrier competition area for the Marquise people, and if I'd stayed at yours any longer, I might not have wanted to move. Okay, good save. Anyway, I had to be out before Maddie woke up. She does know who you are, Chris. Yeah, I know. St, strange man staying over. And we don't want to skip the fun stage by having to have serious conversations with kids. Yeah, exactly. mister sensible. As long as I'm not mister Boring. Well, if a knight of Pentacles comes up in my tarot later, your days aren't numbered. Look fase You know I don't take it seriously. Right. I don't. Anyway, good news. Oh yeah. No Maddie tonight. Mum's doing me a favor, so Ah Chris. It's all a bit crazy here. Mumas are once in a blooming offer these days. We need a proper date. A booty call is not enough Tell you what, say yes to Pip and Rosie about that sleep over on Thursday instead. We'll do something then. But I am sorry about tonighter. I could give you a tour, if you like, makeake it up to you. You are technically a stall holder? Yeah, go on, if you're offering. It'd be good to have a break. It's been a manic, particularly after the weekend. There were that ash tree coming down in the storm. But Emma and Ed were brilliant. They came straight out. She's so bad ash, your sister. Yeah, I suppose she is Anyway, the whole thing put us back a day so now everyone's at top speed. We're all just praying that nothing else goes wrong Wow, This is all looking really impressive, David. Oh thanks, Amber. G glad you think so. We're a way off yet, but things are looking promising. Are you getting a good response from the stallholders? Yeah, Helen sent us a video this morning shot through the Bridge Forum Dairy window. Nana and Tracy look great. It's nice when we don't have to give too many notes We've sent out general guidance, obviously, but I think people understand the value of good socials these days. You got my email, didn't you with the amended media plan? Yes, Can't wait to cover the fararrier competition. Oh those tanned arms. Ignore him, David. I'm mutuals with Emily Farnaby. They follow each other. Oh, right, ye, yeah Oh, onene half of the Denton Grange Mixed pair. Yeahep. That match against the Harriman twwins looks very competitive Right, about the media pan. J just got one question if that's okay. F away? There are a few gaps in the running order for the awards. Are they typos? Nothing to worry about. Right? Wh will become clear You're the boss, David? No, you two reallyady need some content from the rural crime team. I'll let you handle that one, Amber. Okay, ask for PC Nicola Truman. She was fantastic with the sheep attack. Really, really supportive. meeant to say, David, we were all gutted when we heard about that. canan't imagine what it was like Ed's showing his taxels here, isn't he? Well, it was meant to be, but Brian's got him slaving away. George. What, that's true. And we're busy here. I suggested Kira show them, but she don't want to know. Oh, it's a shame. I thought she liked the sheep. Lovesem, handandles them like a pro. It's the limelight she doesn't like. would be a shame not to enter at all though David, Archer Hello. Bill Gordon. Oh, Hello you too. Hey. Chad, what are you doing here? Nice to meet you Bill. M you too, David. I'm to scope out your trade stand? I have ye. I'm really sorry though, you can't actually park that here. Oh sorry yeah. Just find it useful to set up to have a prop, you know, see what the stand's gonna look like on the day. The show grand manager said it was fine. All right, o, fair enough Certainly looks the part. Beautiful, ain't she? What year is that? eighty five? eighty four. First model with leather trim, unhinged rear number plate and four speed automatic. Right dad? She's her father's daughter, isn't she?. Listen, we're really grateful you agreed to the pllatinum sponsorship though. Wow No problem And George and Amber will be fantastic hosts for the day. Sorry? Yeah, we're really looking forward to it. Well, I could hardly refuse a day with my daughter, could I? And of course, your complimentary piece in our Borchester Echo pullout, written by Amber. Right? No, sorry, that's me, I better take this. You okay to take over, Amber, Sh your daddy's pitch? Yeah, we'll be fine. Great. Hello, right then. L the way. Gor. You're R love love? Yep, fine And that's where the Marquis will be. That's brilliant, Chris. I don't know why you're stressing. All seems very under control. Yeah, I suppose. Take the compliment. I'm proud of you. Thank you. I'm glad you stayed. Nope. Everything okay. Yeah, yeah, it's Harrison wants to meet me for a drink. You know he's coming back week after next And that's a problem because. Well, he'll be moving back in with Fallon for starters, so I'm working out what me and Martha are gonna do. Don't worry I'm not hinting. I didn't think you were. By the way, I'm organising Pip's Hendoo. Did I tell you? No, I don't think so. Have you got anything planned? I've got a few ideas. Well, as long as none of them involve Tarot, we'll bery. Well, Pip's quite into it actually. But no I'm all think in a drag brunch or come dress as your female crush, or come as your favourite Madonna. Your favourite Madonna? Yeah, I could so see Stella as cowboy Madonna. Come on, it's got to be worth it for that alone. An, I could be Madonna in the bath. Oh. I've got this great game. Pin the distinguishing feature on the character who inspired your gay Awakening A bit of a mouthful. Oh cheh. It's like pin the tail on the donkey, but instead you pin the breastplate to the warrior Princess Zina. Or the glasses on Rachel Vise in the mummy. Oh or the blaz are on Scully. Let's face it. anything on Jillian Anderson works. Oh but the exX files Isn't this all a bit well stereotypically lesbian? It's a lesbian hen, Chris. who's in the title? I just think you could be a bit more creative. Oh, is that a challenge? Yeah, if you like. Okay. We've got just over forty eight hours till our next dayate. Let's each present an idea over dinner when we hang out on Thursday, and whoever loses pays. Who's going to judge? we'll figure it out when we're there Mr. Carter, do you accept the challenge? With pleasure, Miss Sumers. Nope Ive gott to take this, sorry. David. Oh you got your phone then? Yeah. Listen, Chrismate. Are you still about? We're just down by the Farriers competition tent. I'm on one of the equestrian rings, Casey Me I think there's something you need to see It's been gone a while. A B bit of a tre to the lose, ain't it Seems happy though, doesn't he? You liked my idea about building the display around his classic car. He was being polite. He can't put his own car on the sales display. It's a stupid idea. Well, he won't actually be selling anything, will he? It's to attract people to the dealership. I'm still figuring out how I'm writing a promo piece on my dad's business and being his personal VIP host me weren't? Yes, I'd work that out, George. When your mum came around last week with the bronies, I did a bit of upselling. We didn't agree nothing. She said she had to discuss it with Bill. told me not to tell you. Bet she did. I thought this was what you wanted. You reached out to them? Yes, on my terms. I deliberately didn't offer them platinum because I didn't want them laording it over me. And I didn't want to spend any more time with them than was absolutely necessary. now you've got me chained to them for a whole day. Bail at twelve o'clock. This is not over. Oh sorry about that ve got toa get back to the showroom in a bit. Just so we're clear, fifteen cars and some promotional flags and banners. I'll even see what I can do about chucking in another classical or two. Soounds great. doesnesn't it, Amber? You know what you're doing, dad? Great. Do you wan to walk me to the car? It's literally there Humour me, My male may not have a surprise for you. What mum hiding in the booth feels like that kind of dead? Sure So I'll see you tomorrow then, dad for the promo interview. J white a sick Dad? A synth cot. Part of this sleeping lion' range. Call it a baby shower present. This must have cost a bomb.'re paying for quality though. It rocks at four different speeds as a customizable playlist, all linked up to an app so you can monitor the baby's sleep. We can play them all that classical stuff. Make sure they're a genius Namber. We've already got a cot from George's family. Y mum saw it I think you're being a bit ungrateful, love Between this and the sponsorship, you're setting us back ten grands. Oh 'cause that's what we are, isn't it? An investment. An investment that you've obviously put a lot of thought into And we're very grateful, aren't we, Amber What do you think, Chris It's not looking great, is it? It's how it feels, it worries me. The ground's rock hard. There's no way we can have horses competing on here. It's not safe. I'm guessing it's the same on the other rings. Yeah. Of course you had all the winds last week, but no rain. I'm sorry it's not better news. Well, it's not your fault, is it But I won't lie. I really don't need this. Not after that ash tree branch came down. When it rains it pours. Or in this case, not at all. A Can I do anything, David? I could ask around. There' got to be someone who can help. I'm meant to have a job a little Croxy at hal three. It's a bit late but I could try reschedule. No, no, Danby said, it's not your job to sort And anyway, we're not going to solve this to day. I just think this is a bit of an overreaction. Unbelievable. It's a nice bit of kit. Are you that easily bought?
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