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Total wine makes it so easy because I can grab everything in one stop Get matched day ready with total one and more today, so you're set from kick offff to the final whistle Spirits are not sold in Virginia and North Carolina, drink responsibly must be twenty one. Hello and welcome to episode one hundred and seventy nine of the Big Scottish football podcast. I'm Stephen Millt and I' joined by who thinks the Kelpys are called the Kirbys. It former Glenn Affon manager is of course Gordon Yeell. How are you? How did you know that Glenn Athon This was one of my highlights of my life. eniors. I lo it I lo getting down the lower leagues. Unfortunately, I think they have done that as a player You don't want to go down the l of leaves but you're going because you're not. Did you pl junior after never not neverever. You know, it's funny because Art Rangers When you were a young kid, And what they'd done at that time to toughen you up, right? They'd put out on one they would go it was Ben Bird, which was along the road from Ibroks Kenny Wh who did Kennedy Dgish play with? Did he know? when he was at Celta he went on to a jior side, did he not? O did he? I Was a castle I don't know I don't know. let me have how who you look. Can't I have Douglish Gony Castle M? he played he played junior sootball for a year. I'm pretty sure. comeome on. I know I'm just remember that. You li there. He joined Cumbernold United. Cumbernold. It's incredible, inn' it? In his first season he was loaned out to Cumberold United and he scored thirty seven goals Ceric mananager Jogstein wanted Douglas to spend a second season at Cumberwld, but he wanted to turn professional, got his wish and became a regular in the deserves in the reserves. How was Danamy Green, Lloicari and Devy. Well, I'll tell you what, you've mentioned guys there that I was very fortunate in my life to play against And let me tell, I was like I was speaking to W in my l last nightight. And he must have been looking at me going . And I played two cup finals against him with Rangers. And I look at Willie Miller and let me tell you, he got an award last night for his sports rers. and it come up on the caption and obviously shown back' sort of a playing career. And for the younger audience that listens to this, Wie Mueller was make magnificent football. He was my dad's favorite for me. M. listen, I was chop notch right. So I'm up there and you know how the embarrassing this is right? I'm going to put myself out there to get slaughtered here. I'm up talking to Willy Miller, try to see Do you remember the cup final, Scottish Cup final? When I went doing the wing and I crossed the ball in and John MacDonald Heered didnt movever beating his w now. And I could see Willie Miller looking at me have to say Where's this guy whyy is she actually fucking talk Dimmy? Right? You is this up on the stage? Noot talk tables. Right okay. Right. And it was the interval I wentough to speak to her own Fraser Wishert. Yeah. while he was sitting next to him. And I was non way You're thinking, I don't know if you've ever done this right? you think Does she know who I am Right. No no, noobbody will know who No, not chance. Willie Miller would not have a clue who I am. Of course they will. Absolutely not a chance, right? And that's why I started going I'm seeing the back of my head. I'm thinking, you're a dick. Nuck got just shut up and shut back de. And I'm going, What did you remember when I ran d? I was I was number eight, number, right? And you could see him looking at me. And I'm thin to myself, I've just made the biggest noobby myself ever in the history of football Because I believe it or not right I do look at these guys and these legends and I was very fortunate I played out like Douglish. I played against Kenny Douglish. and Even to this day, I sit back and I think My God. He was in different wavelength for me, right? He was a football player. I was just a player. right? I was just a dber, right? On you go, make up the eleven v eleven. He was sensational right And it was ashamed when I went to Lamanga, for instance, to play golf and everything and I walked in at the restaurant night. Douglish Hanson Who's the other one? Douglish who's got a place out there in in Spain? In Spain L Manga, right? And they're all sitting in this sort of a restaurant and I walked in and I went, Do you know how your star shuck right? And it was incredible. Kenny Douglash turned around and went How you doing Gordon the house ss And mate I nely pardonly, I nearly shot my shell over over. I was so excited. I couldn't sleep that night. I'm going C the G just ask me how I'm doing. I I already K Keny. Yeah, fine. Tps are good. I'm sure Willy Miller would know who you are. Not that chance S have it I'm sure it. it was a good night. So you're the Scotish football righter. It was a good night. It was great to see who won all the Braga w player of the year rightightly so for me, I think there was a A lot of people in there that could have challenged them. and obviously Derek Kenis one manager a year and it was great to see Derek there speak? Yeah, ye ye he's sitting right at next table with his lovely wife. He went up on his stage and I thought J know? I don't really know Derek that well type thing, right? I've never really been short of a that close to L he did it Mchanish or whatever. but I thought the fact that he went up He stood there, he' done a brilliant speech He thanked everybody and I thought his part and thing was fuck VER right? As I always say hi and I thought good on you. I was I was good. But you look at S these awards and you think, right, I think Dar McKinnness has been brilliant, right? Brilliant Fot house I sort of a argy against Who would be manager year, right And I know that people go, well, look at the resourcesing. Martin and Neil will pump your team, right? Let's no be kidding. I watched June Friday night. He's a fking rank All right, Seltte will win that cup final. And well, you did say that Aberdeen and Hubbs would pump us as well. So I'm more than happy for it. you cane. Okay. Well, I did say Partick would get through against it did. Right. Okay. I And by the way, let me tell you now, I would love Neil because I think Neil Lennon is one of the nicest guys I've ever met in my life. and I wouldd love Neil Lennon to go up against his old team and whenin the cup for you guys had passed. I know John wouldn't, right? because I love the underdog. I've been there, everything, right? D If Martin O'Neill wins a double for Celtic It is out ring But I already think I spoke to quite a few Celtic fans over the weekend and I was thing to them I was like, this title must be must be up there. Like it must be I know they've had onbeatating seasons and trebles and quadruples and all this stuff. Like this' mean so much that that league win there' mean so much more than any other wins under Rogers or Postly Coglu or anything like that Probably the only one that we compare would be nineteen ninety eight when they saw Rangers winning ten on their row under Vim Janson. probablyrobably the only one that was kind of similar And even he Kateant Timy after the game, he was getting interviewed and he was like, this is the best title win of my career. Why Be it meant something? No Jeopardy. No, no. And probably the worst Celtic team. And they've come back for the dead. Like you know everyone, including us were like work Celtic onlement League And they've come back from the dead. They've gone on an absolutely incredible run at the end of the season. They've won all their games and Yeah, I mean, I think it's And they could go and win the double they could go in the double. I think it's hard to argue against Mart Nil not being in the mix. f course she you used to been the night For me personally, right I loved his seeing Dell last night. I loved his speech, everything about it. I think he deserves everything became sed, rightight We've talked about this. This is probably the worst Celty team I've seen in years M. Okay, right. And I think the next weekend Cal have went out at the age of seventy four, back twice and win the dble I think that's remarkable. Yeah, I don't. I dont know shel. What I would say is heart's finishing second is magnificent achievement. Harts have had an incredible season. They've got eighty points, right. And yet not enough to win the league they missed out in the last day, obviously, has beenin. But I think Hearts have had that tremendous season. And like I saw like what folks, Oh, Hearts bottled it. I don't think hearts bottled it. Heart's never bottled it, right? Get out your head I think that's a nonsense. Because you can't go right to the wire top of leeague and then get beat in a one off game and go how they bottled it Harts took ten points after the split They never bed it. That's all right. No, they never bowed it. rightight. On the day. I think the biggest thing for hearts was quite I think the game changer for me was quite simple W was a parely kick I think I've hard skin the dress room One o I think Hs won the league Id really do Right. Well, we'll never know. No but Cratulations to Celf. Absolutely. Cratulations to Celstike. If you finished off the table at the end the season, you deserve to win the league. So congratulations to Celsic five an or over for them. We'll get more of that in just a second, but let's get some of the chat for last week. let's chat about falling asleep on public transport. So hello boy Wonder, he's giing us a shout. When Aberdeen played Helsinki a couple years ago We went back via Tallon and got the ferry from Helsinki to Tallon. We had a few scoops in Helsinki before getting on the ferry to top off a few days of heavy drinking. One of the lads went off to find a quiet spot to sleep. When we got to Tallon, he was nowhere to be seen not answering his phone and on a flight a few hours later. It turned out that he fell asleep, the ferry went back to Helsinki, then back to Tallon, then back to Helsinki again And he woke up in Helsinki having pished himself and missed his slight home from to So there you are. No name. An anonymous person No you got to name them. Yeah. come on Hello to John who says I fell asleep on the number six bus in the west end of Glasgow, only going to the end of Great Western Road. However, I slept all the way to East Coool Bride. back to the old bus cararriage on Victoria Road, the driver was locking the bus and had noticed me. Jack is also saying every Fiford knows that after a night how dangerous the last train from Edinburgh can be woke up in Perth with a freezing cold burger King meal in front of me. I had to get a taxi back to Dunfermland and it cost sixty pounds couldould have cried. H to Scott Logan as well after a night I one of my friends G the bus home and fell asleep, missed his stop and got to the end of his route. The driver woke him up, got the same bus back home, fell asleep, on the bus again and missed the stop again and ended up where he started after ninety minutes. So there you are lots of chat about falling asleep on public transport. So yeah, thanks for hello to John as well. Hello to Pure Tone. He gave us a shout of time to get through all your stories. B. I've yet just quickly and G G off radar here. Have you ever hadard this one? I went to the sports riters and obviously because of I was invited by Roger, first year for Roger this year as the chief guy of whatever he wants he goes So the Snipers dream A home, right ed you never myself. I' backed as well. Right. Oh, he's mive. Oh by the way, you used to go head to head. We wouldn't hadr what this building would she? Yeah I've never seen this before. So I booked at a hotel because I knew it was coming in here So I was going to have a cple of drinks with I j and everything to celeb his first year And I been in a car park. Fested the button to get out the ground floor And I ended up in TKMX How the fuck the end upTQ up? Was that at the Jamaica street It shockey Hole. ye, the cube park. Yeah that's happened to me before. And I'm standing there and I've got a suit carrier and my toilet b and I'm looking going I'm a fucking TK Max. Yeah, that's. you've been in that? I have been in that. I used to, when I work somewhere else, our car park was that car park. And often ended up in TK Max. Whatere is that? I don't know. I don't know. So I had to then ask a guy who was looking at me very strangely going How'd youree init Whatever? You have such a bad sense of direction as well. You just still been wondering about TK Max But think about this. No, I know, I know it's could you're doing a lift in a car park And you walk out and it's TK Max. And by the way, it's not even TK Max we had exit there. You're now at the top endnd where You really service or something. Do you know do you know what I started doing right I start dling at some of goes. I'm going it may as well. Oh, exactly because I was embarrassed. Yeah. Do you know the only why people are looking for You wanted to make it make it if you make shot him. Yeah. I was I was nipping in for a t shirt before I last night. I think there was so eventually quietly went to goy I you hum it All fucking out there fucking TK bs. It's just yet another example of why you should be filmed twenty four seven in some sort of reality TV show. It would be absolutely amazing. On onene for yourself, Adam Curry says worked in hospitality for five or six years and the onene for yourself always meant taking one pound although usually a few more if it was taken off a kitty Although a lot of the time the owners and managers would tell us to not take any more than that. So they're saying, remember we were talking last week Yeah, I'll get one for yourself. Id disagree that. onene. so yeah. One for yourself is a pain. Mick says Wh do you want a drink? In local pubs, one for yourself is a one pound tip from the barmment or the barmaid. in expensive places, it's a drink, though M I helpednt this week right because of this show I went for a haircut. Yes, right? I went to quid Two quids you two quids. Yeah. I usually go ? Were they happy? Whatere they? I don't really know youross the road. No, probably when I walked out it going what a miserable Yeah, probablyb. P. But I I obptity two quit because of this show. Do you know what I did an experiment the weekend as well because I went I was in the bar on Saturday after the football and I said one for yourself to the baran anyway took a pound This is so confusing. This is so confusing. I'm not Yeah, I'm not of I G Glory Vich says, If someone pays cash and offers me a drink, I'll take three pounds If someone pays card and offers me a drink, I'll put my drink through as a tenant's four pounds and put it in the book. Next customer who orders a tenant and pays cash, I'll give them my pint from the book and keep the four pound. C it empty. we sort we scamming?re we scamm yet? No, I don't like that. I Listen, I'm putting this to bed. This is the end a sixty four year old man is telling you If you see somebody O for yourself It's what that person drinks. Yes,actly. I'm not talking about a balt of champagne. No, of course I'm talking about a beer, a half or whatever. if you want a vker, you want a paint, you want whatever it is, that's your tppo One for yourself No, a pound. Wh is a Why would't you te me a pound No no I'm fucking trolling I done it for about They still d the ps? I don't know. You're a trolleyan when you go to askor? you know basket basketan. I'm a b. I've been caught a about three times stealing the bags. I have a newie woman, right? She does match. fucking head and part expression. I can see her looking at me. I know one of the ones that She knows, she just knows. So you just don't pay for the bags? No, I thought it pains me. I think it's ridiculous. that is stkewing. That is officially styed. know and then by the way, I'm not proud of myself, but seeming like I got a baby, I feel really good. I feel Do you know the own way? And then what I do is I got the road put on my short mot and I fuck the bag in the binley go. ye Ande. I was gonna to say, do you not just have reusable bags that youll the, tell me in the world Who actually does that? I do ob I do the scan as you shop scenario. By the way, the scan as you shop, I know by the way, it's like automation, it's taken away from people's jobs on the checkout these days. as a revelation. The scanner is shop as you go upp and down the as, wherear your own beeping and you're all sorted and you. I've never. N never done that. Nither I. Have you never done a sk? Never. Revelation, gents, an absolute revelation. I've been just joping forever. I'm no buying that. Honestly. I like the beat me. I like the beep No you can beat yourself. I know you can create the beep. But when you're doing the big shop, You could be the beat master. But when you're doing the big shop, Stephven It's hard, isn't it? there's a big toyu and you you have to beep it all but if you're scanning the shoping, you still get the beep, but you get the re gun. Hold on a minute, right? You get the gun, you beep beep, beep, beep. You get to the checkout. How do you pay? You just you just you you put the gun. you put the gun gun, you put the gun to the screen, you scan the barcode Boom, your money's there, you pay it, you're up the road. All your bags are packed because you're packing as you go. You've not got that bit at the end of the checket. Hold on. Hold on, hold on So when you get the ask the beginning I You take you've got bags to get, right How do you beat the bags? Do you beat the's come back to the reusable bag stars It's the ch. Sve the planet. Honestly, need a fucking life. honest it'll change your life. Go' and try the wee gun. Tell me something. Yeah, Save your out, right? Uhuh And you decide, Oh, I need some messages and stuff like that, right? And you've not got a bag. Or are you one of these guys that' always got a bag in the car? Always bags in the boot d. alwaysways bags in the boot That does not surprise me about it. listen if know? MD's never seen him in real life. J go and Google him and everybody will go Yeahah Yeah. That's a fucking bag in the book guys. That's a bag in the book guys b a b in book you go. I just try canan I just see it as well we're talking about money, right? This I don't know now. I don't know if it's this thing or not When did the Chinese takeaways stop giving you free prawn crackers? I noticed this a couple of weeks ago. Be they asked me you want prawn crackers and I was kind of like I'm o get from Krackers, anyw I't know that. Yeah. So like there's one particular one that I go to if I'm in Glasgow which is the lemon tree on Great Western Road pound for pound, the best Chinese in Glasgow takeaways I' getting delivered tonight. And I was particularly hungover a few weeks ago And I was like, I'm going gonna a Chinese And I went, it's cash only And I gave her my order and she was like, you want prwn crackers? And I was kind of like, well I do want prwn crackers, but I didn't want to pay for them. I' likeike I've just given you three. Yeah, That's what I was going. no, she was like, no, no, you'd have toay for them. I was like, I don't want pay. How much is prwn crackers? T pounds sixty last it cost me for a pack Pone crackers. She knows somethingty That is typical of The Scottish people, right You want prwn crackers, but the minute two pound sixty comes in, you're gone. abbsolutely. No I I can d without them money. you think's because of N never been a fan of prwn crackers. I think it's becausecause of went up in price or something like that. Tw pound sixty, John for Christ sake, meate? Like you used to If you're used to if you're used to getting stuff for free, I know then There's a whole bunch bunch of But by the way, if there's anyone out there who still gets their prwn crackers for free, usually it's like know they're gone. When you've got an order over like twenty pounds or something like that, they would usually just chuck in prwn crackers for free. There was the Scottish government tried to ban it At one point, The Scottish goovernment has backtracked a proposal to ban free prawn crackers and popadoms as a junk food crackdown. So maybe it all stem from that in twenty eighteen. Scottish Parliament? sureurely not. This is an article that from twenty eighteen basically say the Scottish government tried to give away tried to stop the gingaway of free prawn crackers and poppadoms Well, that's. The country's go to the dogs. She's to dogs. I'm very fortunate my life. I don't or dough a lot of Take a. Take aab. No, I don't. I'm not u. Chainies and then tape phone wee I very seldom meet Food. I love it S even I get a restaurant. absolutely love it. I love I love the food. But it's not going to make a difference going Oh two pound sixty. No,s it's not the two pound sixty. It's the principle does, is that Prwn crracker principle. So now that you know it's two pound sixty. I'm looking you right in the face. Y Your next chaines and your or than Are you thrown any the prone cckers Sometimes I'll just not see anything I hope that they just put the prong cr that. 'causeuse that's what used think about in Oen days So fingers crossed that they'll just give me some prongers.use they've just got a big box of them. There's always millions of them. mills ofersucking they're easy cook as well. Anyway. Right, let's get to the football then. There's been quite a bit of debate about handball or not at Ford Park. I think we've all said and done everything that we need to See about that. James Tavignier walks out eyebockx after being told he wasn't starting against Hbs, then came back again I'm How bad this are Come on I think it's bad for. good Jad Dresa. He do you know something I think as a manager You're not reading the room. R? And I totally get The people who say Oh it's all about the team. It's not about the end of it. This guy has spent eleven years at the club. Forget all that o, he's never won this and he's never done that. He's never a captain. James Taverere has been brilliant for Riners. Let's forget there's no argument. You put these stats up there blows everything out the water that you want to argue about Right Come on Come. I think it's really bad fign for Danny R. Terrible. Do you know something? Do you know what I'm disgusted it with? I'm disgusted the fact that somebody should have walked in there and said, stop a minute here This is not what I just are clubs about and Rangers and I played there a massive club, great principles, everything about it as is seel right? come on. this guy has given you eleven years. This guy has brought his family, this I thought it was the biggest disgrace I've seen I thought it was horrendous. I hated it. I thought to myself, do you know what What's going through your mind Whs you fact? What I don't understand from Danny Roe, what's to be gained by doing it? J just just start them. You know, like the game was meaningless anyway It didn't matter. So like what's the what's the issue? It looks to me that this guy doesn't know how to man manage. Everybody talks about Celtic. Right O the league Selty Plenty player was not the greatest sely team I've ever seen, right Martin and Neil manan, Manie Seltting, rightight? And forget that Martin andio is such a big hero because see at the end the day The players have got to go over a whiteeline, they've got to do it. So all the credit and the world goes to the players as well But Mart Nanil was such a part of that of man managing people Right? belieelving and telling them and everybody bought in here That's what football management's about. The Rangers manager, there's a perfect example right. And you at the game Joh were Rangers Folker? Yeah, was you? Right Kasama scores. What does he do? He does the old Tanir There go. There he go. What was telling as well is like obviously James Tamer put that statement on his Instagram and all the people that likking it was like, Ohh, there's Jack Butlland liking it. Kasama liking it. Yeah But that's what I mean. like what what was Danny Re thinking he was going to gain by doing that? Like like Stamp's authority, like the guy's leaving anyway. so it doesn't matter Yeah. And then they came out yesterday obviously said that you know, Danni Roe iss going to be the manager of next season we're to be back him bl, blah blah bl And that's already left A sour taste in the mouth. Yeah. of a lot of that squad. I honestly I'm not here to get anybody sackor or whatever I don't really care. I'm a very neutral person when it comes to football Danny Ru will not get rangers where they want to be and that showed it And selliby things you know what I mean? And people will go, o getting carried away because you're never right. B an you. bought an Martin'Neill, Right? Martin N'Neil, Disney coach Martiny and Neil doesn't get and do tactics and all this kind of. Martin and Neil operates the club, the dressing room, the players. Right? He has been feeling like We are going to win in the league Nobody fancicy them, right? Martin Hil would probably tell him them, we're going to win the league. This is how we're going to do it, right? And everybody bot and' manager I don't think anybody's buying the Rangers Mager I really don't. I think it's the biggest mistake Rangers have made backac in this guy. Do you think he'll be here at Christmas Absolutely not a chance Not usance I could be wrong, right? I hope I'm wrong becausecause I don't want managers to get sack. I've be in the shoes myself. There's nothing worse than listening to people going, Oh, get sack, get home out and they don't know what's going on behind closed doors I think you feel miserably in this. and if you're feeling miserably in when we sort of a I shoot. Bigger is shes as a manager. and I think he's let hisself down. Okay, elsewhere, Martin Boyles signed a new contract to Hibbs. tell' on there. I don't know don't know, but he signed a win year exchange. I this. No idea. Tommy Conway, injured, looks like he's out at the World Cup. so we'll see what happens The squad is tomorrow announced this's going squad twenty six is it twenty twenty six, I think it is. I've seen Steve Clark last night He wass looking fetty Carmen Kapz osed Culy, Steve Park I know he's got a lot of doubters and personal but I think Steve Clark actually knows what he's doing. I think he does as well. Scott Fleming has got in touch and ask if we can do it. We shout out for Ross Matthews on the podcast. He's just came up short on surpassing the Dazzler in all time Rver appearances, but Ross is a proper club legend who's led us to two trophies since becoming club Who's that? Ross Matthews at Rith Rover Steet.ing O the Pan, is he? So you get to keep your record so that y s it's not rec Nob they'll ever beat my gold record. You know what I mean? So I'm not really worried about that. S for Ross Masas. Yeah, well done Ross and a great club and you know, some I hope he goes on a end of his career is he I don't know who is Yeah, he's no, I mean he's not old. Like how old is he?m Sorry, Rossan, I apologize. Sorry Rosth you. But I'll tell you what, if you get your foot up next to me in the hallle' al thirty. I was only say, o I'd go got better things inace. He's been at race Rvers since twenty thirteen So that equal? Oh, that's a great. Is he going to be testimonial or anything? Well I had a testimonial sure life. he's been since twenty thirteen a imagine? Yeah. I mean, only made a couple appearances in the first time. I' had the testimon at With cost me three thousand four hundred for all the expenses ought him appe against Jin Johnson Oh sure they nav it on not. I don't even think I t up Oh shut. Your testimonial will cost you money. It cost me three thousand four hundred to lights on to p a lights on. No, I'm only kiding. How much you make for a testimonial? You could I need days Becauseuse like for example, I remember Scott Thompson, who you know, G people. No, no, other Scott Thompson the father of Scott Thompson D Fairman,. You you got a testimony against Manchester United East time sell it. Do know, do you know, see if I was picking testimonial now Cch Really? Yeah. I think Hart' supporters are magnificent by the way. Well Ross Matthews did exactly that because that's who his testimonial was against him there you go well he started a hart didt he not? He was a youngster at a hart. Yeah, I would pick Harts all day long. If I was now I g in your testimony at Ray Rververs and somebody says, who do you want? Ib would take Hearts? Not Manchester United. No. Ib would take Hearts. o. I think they're absolutely brilliant. Right. spepeaking of Hearts, they didn't win the leagak in case you haven't heard finished three one to Celtic at the end and fifth tight on a row for Celtic and yet again Heartz denied the championship on the final day of the season. Hearts had been eight points cleared at one point Don't think And m said the sa ler in the podcast, I don't think you can say that hartse bottled it. I don't think they did And I just think particularly the last fifty minutes When it was one one. Hearts were panicking Like Harst weren't booting the ball anywhere, and it was only in the sun. It when Harst became we were watching. I think Bingame getting taken off injured was a big blow. but she'd be fairly dady. rightight And I'd love to sit down and have a conversation with. I thought hearts went quite attacking. They brought in Bragger, which is always going to happen, right? Brought in Forest. Brought in Forest. Chesnio? Yeah. There's two w. So all of a sudden you' get four forward players All you need is a draw. And at that time, I'm looking at Celtic thinking, yeah, they're dominating most of the play But it weren't creating? many How many good shaves did the goal keep? None because they weren' a The goal was coming though. You know when the goals like myer's goal was coming. It was definitely coming. For about like ten minutes previous to that, it was just Harts were sitting deeper and deeper and deeper. they were sitting on the edge of the ra. I think I have I think you're saying it's coming because I think hearts win a but I thought they panicked. I thought hearts panicked. I think hearts went open for me. I don't know. Listen minute.. Think about this If you're a manager and you're what? how many minutes away? ten fifteen? Let's just throw ten fifteen in there, right And you're looking at this team You're not putting four forward players on the pitch You know I'm not having to go Derek here, right? I would love to know what. And it became open. And all of a sudden, as you said, see when it became open, I was with Cami and Sug in the studio and we're looking thinking Like you O Shelter' go to score. There's a goal coming because Hat shortened up. But they opened up, but none was sticking. like None was sticking up front. they couldn't they couldn't get out. C theyard them pin back and every time they clear it, they were just hoofing it anywhere. They were I thought Heartz panicked the last fifteen minutes, which is understandable, right? It's a high pressure situation, but I thought Heartz panicked and the last fifteen minutes. I think they'd been a bit I just think that hearts went short of our to Touri Celtic And I think Celtic because of the situation and everything that was in front of them ended up opening the hearts up. Yeah, right. And do you know something? I thought to myself, if heart scored here It's done, right? Celty ain't coming back. It's done But I just think they were a bet As I say, you've get four attacking players on Right, two wingers that don't like going that way and defending. rightight? It's al right T Castle. They don't like going that way right? because wingers don't I'm not having I go with these guys. I just wondered that their tarts just open up too much and I thought the first half horse played really well. I thought horse were excellent in the first half I believe to this day and we'll never ever be able to prove it right. I think Hart's getting a one now they win the title. I think they parently kick Just before halftime was massive Right? And we spoke about this in the show as well I'd rather win no, no. than one one. right? Because that goal gives it lifted everything, right? The placeers come off, the roof nearly come off. the fans can you imagine the managers? Can you imagine the players walking? Its a totally different team talk half time. rightight? Whereas N Nil and you're thinking with've no really tasty tars, We've been a bit flat. B, come on boys, D need get yourself up Whereas you walk in there adrenaline one one because you know that when Shanklin goes scores You're gone, by the way, Engles was lucky with the penalty as well. keep do the keeper. I'm telling you I think goalkeepers are absolutely shitt this year. Right I'm telling you now know what I want Please any man safe? No, no, no. I want Sit down in July because I'm going to take a break And I want a meeting with every goalkeeping coach I want to hear what they do, right? Oh that's punch. Did you see it done the United ago, keep it Right Fucking hell man they must just turn up on a Friday and go, I got a pair of gloves You're joking Worth playing the Mora. Get yourself in, right? Terrible. So ven seven wins to finish the season for Celtic and Martin O'Neill, longongest run of the campaign and the longest streak to finish the season since twenty ten. Obviously all the scenames at the end SBFL have released a statement to say that the game wasn't cut short due to the pitch invasion. I think that's going to rumble on for a weever. Look, what Let's not be kidded here right. and I'm may be one hundred percent wrong, but it's all about opinions Hearts lift Celic Park, that was always going to be the plan. Right. If hearts win the trophy fine they're there they get presented with trophy. if hearts lose the game, they were always on that team buring around because you do not want especially with the fact that you've been at Toppa League for all these months and weeks And you lose it to Celtic at their home ground with sixty thousand people the rout celebrating You won't out me No. You're not hanging about. You're not hanging about. What happened Beought it We all agree it's disgusting. I detest it. Why do people have to run on and have a enjoy the moment. You've just won the league. enjoy what's happened, Ebrace your players, embrace Martin O'Neil embrace your football club. It's fantastic for you, right? Wh these morons get something in their head that they want to run on and have a go at guys like T shankling and stuff like that, right? It's not on. It's not on. and by the way, I would guarantee that ninety nine percent of the Celtic fans would agree with that. It's not on, right? You've got a small group J just don't know how we behave oursel, right? Just go and enjoy it and do what you have to do B I'm no buying a people are going. All hearts had to go into team busars and leave because they're worried about their safety. No no no Rigious opinion there, right Your safety's okay. Nebbody's getting in the dressing room. When you go on the team bus, the police escort you out anyway. Heart's done what Harts were always going to do. S they won Gun Malka, you deserve it. You've won the league Right See if you lose Let's go on the bus and we're out of here as quick as possible. We sit and listen to the dressing room next door or two doors d whatever it may be. We're no listening to all the commotion that's going on round about. Let's get out of here And that's what Hart's done I don't blame them because I think it was a great move. I'd have done the same myself. But that was pre planned. You're not telling me Harts walked in. the address room went, Oh, we just lost the title. All the fans on on the p quuick, everyverybody get their gear and they found me. Who phon's a bus driver Right. Oh hary, I get it here. Get her felder in the front door. you know what I mean? I'd got a newber. So that was always going happen, you think hundred percent. I mean, I guess there's two things here. I don't think when they're talking about being concerned for their safety I think they're talking about on the pitch. On the pitch. Yes. Right. know when they got the tunnel. Right? And by the way, I do agree with it because I would have done the same myself as a man You're not wanting to hang about and see other people celebrate. would have said I would have said walking at a Celtic park to a bus driver. listen, S we lost, S we lose today. Have that bus setittting outside that that front door The minute we lose and as the says to players, guys, If we won, we'll celebrate, we'll enjoy it, seeee if we lose, get your gear, go on a bus and we're out. We'll get changed at Towncastle And we'll go and do our own thing there. And hearts were one hundred percent right in doing that And Celtic What are they going to do with Martin O'Neill Becauseuse it looks like he's not going to be the permanent manager. He says he's spoken to Dere at Desmond, and he's had no indication that that's what's going to happen and they're going to appoint someone else basically. Is that a mistake U. Especially if he goes and wins the cup next wee?. Yeah and I'm having a be joke here, but I do find yourself too massive need to be a massive and I've been in I'd be a huge upset I've feeling cup shocks, rightight? So I'm not got it right. Yeah, right And be a bigger cup shock than when we beat Falkirk in the semifinal. Certainly. Yeah, because that was obviously one of the that was massive. That was a huge shock That was massive. Ive seen all your players last night Johny when go four they are. They were all won me I don't I don't know what it is with the folker players are quite like me. Do they? Oh they were all com around, come on out his, come on out his come out his. me, I've played in cup finals, I've done all that you know what I mean? I've won cup fininals. I done why you've not won back to back champions. Yeah Well I' won the championship, won the cup and won year went in invincible. scored all the goals. I've never scored all the goals. I've never never really finished six because I don't know what means you know, I mean, but've to I've walked through Scottish Cup D, I've waled at Lague Cup D. I've God Jesus. I felt sorry for them. I did. I mean, it's a shame that Fulkirk obviously have had their most successful season in living memory And all it'll be remembered for is losing that semifinal. Right. Do know Do you know the one thing that blows my brain fighting Steven? that's true. That's true. You won't remember finishing sixth. You remember losing us in Scott Cup semifin. You oe Well you remember getting pumped to shelt it next week? I can't wait till we get onto the Pathic Fistled Dun Femon game.'ll just have onking Well, I remember it. Yeah, I remember it because it wass a final. Like I always remember a final Like no did remember semifinals unless it's this one in which case John will remember that l I've lost a couple of Scottish finals and Yeah I still remember because I was trying to tell Willy about Megan doing the wing lastk. Yeah. I've got it to say. So anyway, my question was should they appoint Martin O'Neils permanent manager? Yes or no? No, think I think Mark Listen, does he deserve a stat you outside Sury Park? one hundred percent. Okay, Right there Yeah. Martin O'Neills Mass of facty, M of elsewhere Rangers finished the season with a win and it was against Falkirk and a liven goals in two games I've scored the. I no, Leaky. We think you would say some many goals were very, very good. I've got by the way, since March Falkk have only beaten Motherwell and Dundee Nited I into the season. Jon Mcln under pressure, John? No. Why would he be under pressure? It was just all I'm saying is the season has peetered out. It has. See it totally peetered out. has we got top six And it looks like it looks like Barnney Stewarts way I'm hearing. Yep. ye. Where is he going? John? Well West Championship. Yeah. West Bromer looking at him. there's also of was speaking to his dad at the weekend. There's a lot I think there's a lot of clubs swirling around. I think that was just Maybe put out there potentially to get a lot of activity going for Barny. Yeahes. I think Barny should have co a little bit I hate to share this I think he won young player. He did. Yeah, good speech. He thanked everybody called himself the Timu K in Baby. Yeah that right. And I remember speaking to John last night, the manager, John McLn. What I can't understand with these guys is I sayays toim John Do you actually listen It' super scoreable An went every single night. He does. Everything ain't it I think to myself, how fucking born you got to be every day as well a fulker manager. D f I don't even know who's on them. What days that's Monday. It's Monday.ight. I don't even know who I'm on me. Tony's on me tomorrow.ight, Do you knows that's funny becauseuse people will go la to mean there. Who are you on me tonight fucking idea. It's a tumbller. So there we are. Rangers obvious to be follow of the chartter. Do you think Danny Rle will bill may be Christmas? And what are you hoping for next season John I think it's going to be tough. I think it's going to be really, really tough. I think this has been kind of one off season because Dundee and Iight in Aberdeen are going to get better next season. That's going to happen Dundee looking okay. Kalmaret looking okay. So you know, I think tenth again just go for tenth next season, I think John, you underestimating I think the strength of Falker is one thing for me gotott have a lot of I think I think their recruitment is brilliant. Yeah, but I think you know lot alone a lot of lone players this it's the end of an yearera because all the kind of invincible squads is probably going to get bken broken up. now Gary Over saidays goodbyes. I think there'll be a few more to fall him out as well. And you know, there's going to be a big job to do in the summer for John. Yeah, but I think that's where John is absolutely brilliant. I think he's go and I Ple. You can get down south, you can look at these lord divisions, you can do X, Y Z, you bring them up and they don't really hit the ground runner I think John is brilliant at recognising who can fit in the Scottish football. Motherwell went east the road in one by a go to Nil and that means they clinch European football by finishing fourth the House fans I think couldn't care less what was happening on the pitch Easter Road. They were more interested what we It' incredible the Celthic Park. There's a weird moment in the Folkt game as well we just won a penalty and a big cheer went up from the Rangers hand even though they just ch charts score. It was a really, really strange moment. So yeah, Motherwell who recalled Ashton Oxborough to sit on the bench on Saturday, which is really helpful for our biggest game of the season so far against Bartley Fistle. So cheers for that guys. They will be playing European for right I'm got to throw third song in here, right? Yeah S when you look back at that? what' your thoughts on that? because I think it's really shit fored for mother right? Okay, No, but I mean, it' I thought L they their player. I thought Lenny handled it brilliant, right? I really did But's he's my thing Why not just go now, he knows that is g goingone on the bench He knows he's gone on the bench Why not just say? Play the game and then Yourre back tos because you're going on the bench. I don't I don't was there an injury or something So Ward was playing So they Yeah Yeah, but he never played. Yeah, I know even in the bench. Yeah. That's just what I'm saying. So say on Firland. Listen, we'll recall him Saturday morning. 'cause he's only going to sit in the b. There must have be an there must be a Listical reason for that not being able to our fucking admin reason why that couldn't happen. I presume I don't know. is the short and long answer to that. But yeah, it really shagged us on Friday night if I'm being perfectly honest. had a good Friday then And yeah, so cheers for that guys. So yeah, there we are Motherwell finishing fourth, which is I think the least deserved for was You know, they've had a fantastic season and all the rest there Hibbs could get into Europe, but they're waiting on the result of the Scottish Gf fininal on Saturday of Celtic win you Hibbs will be in Europe if the firming win Hibbs will not be in Europe. Right in terms of the bottom six yesterday then it was all done and dusted obviously last weekend in terms of everything that's been decided. So it was Dundee three Aberdeen two Aberdeen absolutely cannot wait to get to the end of the season. The finished what ninth which is way below where Aberdeen should be finishing, given the money that they spend on that suit as well. there'll be a big clear out in the summer you'd anticipate Um, yeah, I think so but that doesn't mean that No'll be Oh there' challenging I think Aberdeen of sort of put thisself back a couple of years I mean, it'n' that Harts finished the bottom six last year. Yeah, yeah. ye. But I think Harts have go their club the right direction. Dund Aberdee need the bit of work. Dundy end up finishing eight so they'll have they would have absolutely taken that at the start of the season. So yees, Stephen Presley, I think confounded most of these critics this season. So again they'll be looking to rebuilding we bit over the summer comeome on it finished off the season of a four one one at Livingston, Livingston. I see today statement just thanking Scott Arfield for looking looking after the last couple of games. They are they're looking for a manager but they're looking for a manager. Yeah. C you imagine this morning, Monday morning He's looking at him at I going Right, tellell me why you should be the manager of Everson. Well, Dey U took a backstep I don't think it would be David Martindale. I think they will have m of seing it. But of course it deserves to because I think the world of I think' brilliant. And St Merin preparing for the playff against Partic Thisistle with a one one draw at home Dundee United. so At Midon you can see where the problems are because they've only scored thirty goals this season I think some men are mascifully Ber, I think Mot motion Aartic theral as they can get the fush leg A good result. We'll talk Sent Man away. There you go. Well, we'll see we'll get to that in just a second. but Dundee United finishing top of the bottom six and they've drawn fifteen games this season Dundee United I think H wass. Yeah Hsa. Yeah. I think I think Jim needs a A refreshment up at Tadays, I think It signed a lot of players last summer. Yeah, right. And I think they got off to a good start and everybody was talking about, Oh well, it doesn't matter. it's Scottish players, but whatever. these foreign guys come down what a good job. They fell flat in the face. I think Jim needs to get back to put Jim nose in it. and I think Jim's a very, very good manager And I hope he gets it right because If they start all the season poorly I think they'll be under pressure. They'll be under pressure Yeah. Okay, let's get to the playoffs then and as we've already discussed partfly this will beaten Dumfelming by two goals to one at Fur Hill on Friday night, crack an atmosphere, a big crowd, obviously, both ends pretty much full. and yeah, Dunumfilm took lead through Charlie Gilmour in the first half, and I thought Dumfelming were cruising then couple of goalkeeping errors partart of this will back in at the match with the go through this. Listen, part of this will finish like fifteen points front of us. L part of this will You saying can't deserve it is what you're saying. St even say it I think this will deserve it. Oh yeah, they did. Yeah. You can of I thought I thought we played I thought we played all right. I thought you played all right was it was very fine margins. Yeah veryer fine ms. B's done on that show for weeks now about A Premier League teams were doing Nil Lenon and a one off game and Everything and I love Leny, I think he's brilliant Do you know who changed the game? Shot me. Do you know who changed the game? Yeah Tony Walt He came on at half time and completely changed the game. Yeah. ag shaking Tony's hands when he comes in tomorrow night. Yeah So yeah, Tony Tony Wal made a huge difference coming on at half time and yeah, part of thisle bas and they're setting half performance deserved to win by the way, Stehven, I didn't tell you this, but I was doing a falulkk event on Friday night and I was on stage with Jim Jeffys and Billy Brown who were in very good form. Yes, you know and I'm doing my interview thing and then suddenly this massive cheer goes up from the bar and I was like thenen Jim kind of looked at me and I went that'll be this'll be done fairmly. That's exactly what happened So yeah, partart of Tisle three to face St Mirin and you fancy part of Tle to get the job done. Yeah, do. I think Sint Min in trouble. Okay. in the championship playoff, Steadhouse Mir will be playing in the second tier of Scottish football for the first time Since nineteen seventy six, Gary Naysmith signing off. he's off to Air United and obviously Sten they'll be looking for a new manager. I would imagine that they'll have plenty of applicants now that they're in the championship to be honest with you. They actually lost on Saturday against H I didn't mar because they won the first leg three now and they are through and they will be playing in the championship. So congratulations to Stenny in League one. It was a thriller Between Hamilton and Clyde for three finished it was one one after the first leg. Tony Gallgher and Kalle McDonald were a couple ages, so Hamilton retain their league one status for next season Clyde will be in league two and finally in league two finished Edinburgh City to Broada now. So again, Edinburgh City retain their SPFL status after a three one win on aggregate Broada. will'll have to go again in the Highland Lague next season. Let's talk about some refaging decisions C Right then Celtic versus Hartts. t to do bit D here. So finished through one obviously, a handball for the penalty, No complaints. That's a handball. It's a handball. By the way, I'd love to see them changing all next year So you mentioned that your big mates were Andrew Dallas Yeah. a couple of weeks ago, haveave you spoken to him since Wednesdayight No, I haven't. I since he played a rather key role in where the title ended up. Listen, No I didn't. I didn't No I didn't. No I did not. G. fucking Sound I don't get that penalty. Ited don't get the penalty. The title is decided over thirty eight games, whatever it may. Right. So it's not fear power, that's fine. No, no. rightight. And here my here's my thing quite simple for me. Do agree with the decision? Probably don't Right And the reason it's simple for me I have watched that and I could go and watch that another million times And I could not make the decision if that's apparent or not Right. Everybody talks about where a hand Wh why is he send John Bean across to the monor becausecause in his opinion Because we've all got opinions individually. in his opinion, he thinks that oh that arms up and you see it. Yeah. it is, rightight. And people talk about you can't ahe the ball that f. Of course you can't, right? But Then you look at this trust he put hiss hand up there, right. So for me personally If you turn to and seeate me there now That's a stonewall paining, right? I ain't going to sit here and argue with you all day long, right? Becauseuse I'll think I respect your dissearching opinion, not right I just don't think it's clear and obvious that you can go Yeah, its Up there, he's hot his hand, it's a clear stone unnatural position as apparently can. I thought that was and by the way, do you know what I really hate? Right, and I'm got to put it out there I don't care See these people that go the worstestion I've ever seen, Seriously, rightight? Because I'll get fifty people in here. twenty five will say parently, twenty five will say no parently It's a split decision, right? The motherwable manager who I love, turns around and goes, wororst decision I've ever seen in football in my career. Sorry, where you know it Paisley When a submmeran player, a boy can't get s in half and your player was lying de. rightight? Is that one the worst decision you've ever se in your life? So I don't buy that. I really don't. I think people jumped on a bandwagon. I think pundits jumped on a band wagon. It was like who can get Ts or Twitter or whatever you might go Quicker Ch make your cell relevant. He Bike, tellell me something. Apparently I no ping. I didn't think it was a panelinough. I it go. Do you know what I mean? Now, people will come in here and they'll show' a million fories about his hand up there and all this carry on and go how can you know say it's apparent the k, right I don't think there's enough there that I can convince myself to say. Yeah, I don't think it's inconclusive at best. There you go. So cannot be the worst decision you've ever ever seen. because no what the worst decision for me is if you've ever seen it right. Save John Beaten. And Andrew Darish call that a pentley Everybody else in the world will go, It's no apparently Then I'm jumping and by w and go Oh worst dec session I've ever seen, right? And here's an our thing and these morons needy real understanders John Baton And Andrew Dallas Aren they sitting there making a decision to help Celt to win the league Right Please get away from that. It's terrible that they think that. I think that your good friend, Andrew Dallas actually put John Beaton in an impossible position I think that's an impossible decision to make. I disagree because at the end of the day, we' seeen Stehven McLan do it. You go over. What Andrew Dallas has done is And by the way, Steve McLean oneon, that has now been confirmed as an incorrect decision by by the panel. Right. Right. And I think you know, if you're a hearts fan That's sting your crw listen, I totally agree that people are out shouting, o hearts are being hard done by. you go and look at every club. I was sitting here with Big Marvin Andrews, Andrews, Marvin Andrews because of B Marvin Barley, right? And he was telling me that there was decisions when he was at Livingston. he's going I couldn't believe it. Nobody Bersinner. No Lingst. Yeah. Nobody bothers the fact that Motherle could have lost out fourth place because they they apparently kicked because if they get beat with arms. right? Nobody Berswinner. It's all about the big clubs, right? No I for one thing and you're saying there that Oh Andrew Dallas puts John. No, he doesn't. what he does is he turns around and he says to John Beaten Letess him. Go and have a look at that, right? John Beaten is the most experienced referee we've got, right? I think John Beat's a terrific referee, right He goes over it there, he takes less than twenty ss. He looks at it, his mind's made up like that He could easily tunt and went Yep, I know why you sent over Because we've all had to look at it and we've all looked at it more than once. I know why you sent him over, I'm sticking by my decision. It's not plic it. Now obviously like him and his family were under police protection. That came out Friday, didn't it? That statement Why I said it was an impossible decision is that the backlash either way would have been enormous G but do you know something? No the sad thing about it is See that was that decision was ten minutes into againame N did the blinked an eye. N d the blinked te. right? Yeah was did that care. No that cared me. Right. We'd have all had to read. Oh, it was apparently it wasn't apparently. it was a barely, it wasn't a baly. But it wouldn't it be see people that jump on a Twitter and everything and shout about, it's the worst decision ever. And these Dick Stun in England getting involved in it as well, right? Seriously. so worst decision you've ever seen? I'm sorry, I'm no buying. I think everyone just wanted to buying for that hearts kind of fairy tle and spite my shoing. I tell you what it's not being talked about. I don't think the incident even gets looked at unless the because I think it was initially looked at for an elbow on trusty.. I think it was initially and then Andrew Dallas went hold on a minute There's a hand ball in there or a potential handbard it, but I don't think that instident even gets looked at trustee doesn't go down I it would have just played on. I think it would have just played on and it's that's what Stixs and Mab you know, I'm sure Stix and Mab You know you know who doesnt do their in any favor Jn Ovious. Right. know how you go on Twitter and you see right? Everybody's got a stal image and. This is where his hand is and you can make things up. Do you know what I thought I thought sheelt it when they posted the video. S when I seen the video for the angle that they posted right in their Twitter account. It looks like headible It looks like That's not a penalty. K' for me and I'm thinking, why would you do that, right Bom. I keep going back to you one thing. I have no I couldn't care if Selto win the leadag or hatchs won the league. I don't care. I don't would never ever bother me one second, right? Enjoy it wherever you go and win the league fine. I just think that for people that jumped on the bandwagon N to have a real look at theirself, right And they all and they're arguing and this and that. It's your opinion. Yeah. You say it's no apparently, I don't think there's enough evidence to say it's apparently cragly. ye, right? See if somebody sits here next to me and goes, Oh God and Ithls a stormwall apparently. N not going to get upset and argue it and go, Oh well, I totally understand where you're going from. Okay, other VRs at the weekend obviously a lot less riding on any of these. Motherwell got a go chopped off correctly andorrectly. cororrectly. Okay. at the Rangers Falkt game there was a potential foul on Botland or Botlands on goal anyway. potential miller foul, John, any thoughts on that? It was checked, I couldn't believe it was even checked. It was ridiculous. wasas there not a really for the penalty, does it not hit full of player's hand No, it hit two rangers players' hands before it hit any falkir player hands. Okay. Unlike Falkir to get a dodger refing decision Der Right Gamago was checked for off side obviously and then nothing doing really in the matches yesterday. Right. o, let's move on then to who dares wins will go up against each other. You are leading convincingly on this twenty fifteen Oh are yeah? Oh, it's a qu Yeahah, the quiz is slightly different. So what's our category this week, John Your category this week is all based on top scores. eleven different players have finished top score in Scotland's top flight since twenty fourteen fifteen season. How many can you need? I brilliant now. So eleven different players have finished top score in first flight. How many did you say? eleven different players since the fourteen fifteen season. I here. I'll go five I look at're fellow in sex Sven E Name, name go He's go ahead of guys. How many? How many ahead of? I don't think he has. I think I saw his face there. he's ahead of. Hold on a minute. Do you think you could go to fall eleven if I go ten Probably. No bullshit I'll go Since Huan joined twenty fourteen, fourteen fifteen Top go scters, Premier League. Yeah M you going? N nine, I'll go turn. Okay, on you go. Did you have N in? the lastock? Right Absolutely. No There's two there's Well there's one obvious one. Yeah. Right. Okay, we'll go Shanklin. O that was't the obvious one I was going for, but there you go. that is correct, cover. P. Nope I would go Kugo Right U twenty fourteen did Chris Boyd played twenty fourteen? Must have Yeahah. Boyd. Tom Maric Ething goes Oh, Lue Griffith. League Griffith. Correct. thirirty one goals in this season for Leue Griffith, that's underieel. S many is that? Four. That's only four, yeah So here you got? you got Grephace, Boyd Wh else does it go? I sure ask f bankined. I felt like Aes. Koo. You're right. I'm not going per, but my eer must have been last year. Surely My either. Must that be better. I'm not putting that eith there It must have been right you couldn' my either Wc give a nudge. No any kind of nudge Now I'm got to leave him at last. Right. Edward? Edward, ye, correct. He was our douler in nineteen twenty in the twenty twenty one season. he scored. Oh, Desars. Desars was last season, yeah. Yeah there you go. So was' in madea A than God rightight, I'm not going my but would have been wrong with my You would have been wrong with my. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, three more to getas. Three more. nine. Fuck, I'm so Linda. They're missing on really off this Oh, the boy the boy played the house Is it Lan Bys? That's not the obvious one, but I don't know how you pulled that but that's correct. Jesus.? six se It wasn't for hearts, it was Rosose County. Was it? I twenty three. Did Ros score a lo hearts? I scored, but he went from Ros County Hearts and I twenty If it was Rose County I'd be thinking' Billy MKay, but obviously he's no good he was in mess anyway so you'd be Oh, M have I get, John? Two. I you got two, but there's four in the list that you All right, okay, John, fucking hard under the pressure Oh, o Did they score all go? They didt score goals, but did they didn't Morell us Melos yeep. One to go. I'll show her But team, No Absolutelys an obvious one an obvious one. A really obvious one So must be rangers of selting. A no fish one Hey Top Gor soter Yeah. or that. Do not I think I know another one, I don't think. I could take a guess at the South Ga Rangers one U I don't know'seltic Rangers because I've done my bolt by Mllas and yeah Gish. Go for my either? No, I'm not going my either. No 'cause you'ready. told me it's wrang. I saw it that day. Oh. Hold on Right, there a motherw It must be a motherwall or an Aberdine. I cght rightight Hold on a minute here thing I'm Van Bean at Motherwall scored a lot of goals. Higton scored a lot of goals in one PFA play a year And Adam Rooney scored a lot of goals for Aberdeen Youan ask a question, John. You can ask ye as any of the three? No, absolutely not. It's one three un it Oh my God. Right, pack one. come on. I'm gonna go Adam Rney, Aberdine L The music dramatically finished just as he went for that as well. Come on. Adam Rounoney. A Kevin Van Vin or what was the other one you said? Hgon Higon. Hon. Higon was outside that timeframe, wasn't he? Okay, so' Van Vin. Van Ven It said Van Vin. wasas that right? It would have been wrong. You said Adam Rooney, which is wrong! The ones you missvish is Oish one. Is what you say A Jesus, can you get the other one Stehen? other onees channels cook? No, no, it's not the hardest one this That' see. It was only thirteen goals and it was COVID Oh, I don't know. Then Belly? Jackam Machcus. Jackam Machcus?. Oh know that I got that. It's then Belly that I answer. Then Belly's al I answer I was surprised and Well, I was really surprised. But there you go I thought Van Vin messed up Yeah, because he did he biked a bit there doney? Yeah. Well, there you go. There he go. Well done does. Well does. Right question time. Remember so homework from last week, Simon wanted to know the worst team. What's this season. however, we've not done that. so we'll do that next week. Yeah. Ra Diemon says, I know it's A Das, but maybe it's Ast Daz and his mates, Jhn and Stehven. Not including VAR. Why do you think football isving losing his magic slash oomph Is that kids are not playing out in the streets? Um, is it the cost for families It a football isn't on Cncil Telly. Is it too expensive in general your thoughts. He says footballs are once two these days. I think there's a lot in there that you could pick up in. I think the kids And going back to Mad day, obbviously I'm a lot older news guys. The minute you come home The first thing you done was you took your schoolool bllazer off You got your ball down the park and you played until your mum and dad sh at you, right? I learned football by hitting a ball off a wall, right? Be if you had a ball off a wall, it comes back at a different angle all the time, right? And you would left and right foot headers and whatever So yeah, I think now, obviously days gone by, it's different because I just think society in life is different. You know, you could leave your back door open and go out and nobody bothers nowadays who come in here. I mean other countries still produce good football players? Yeah, yeah, I do think that Natural footballers ' born me G out and practicing and doing what you O course of it. It I don't think that we do that enough. I am I don't know who this guy supports or this girl supports but I think this season in the Scottish football hass been great. I've loved it. It's been a great season. It's been great because it excitement man, I don't think In terms of standard quality, yeah, I totally. Yeah. I would accept that. However, seeve I have Lost all interest in watching the Premier League down south. Zero fast Steven, that's zero interest. I think that's just because folk could be in the Premier League but you' the same because I've not watched I watched a game. I watched Leeds versus Brighton. It was on the T. Yeah, I would I've not made a point I watchit. Yeah. And you know, I think a lot of the problem, particularly the Premier League down south is that is you know, increasingly, you know setet PieCs shit like that. I bore it boat I was watching Ly. Ly. And again, there's nothing necessarily wrong with that, however I think these teams and all of these players are so trained toin within an inch of their life. that there's no individuality when it comes to players anymore. Like there's not there's nothing That excites me. Do know what I can I can only summ our season up in one thing right Grown up Biggest highay of your life And I Saturday was the AA Cup final. remember? Y However, I remember going down the borders driving down my pes Because that's where you could get it in the TV, right? to watch the FA Cup final. loveve the English FA Cup final We were in the studio at the weekend People like I remember Santy Gordon how you know, where do you think Man Setter tells you? He's going, why are they playing? FA cupine? He went, I forgot all about that. Yeah. Right. That's how exciting her. It was her finish day the season was. an FA cup final was the biggest thing. Everybody will tell you. That's all you want to watch was FA cup final. I think the standard this year hasn't been the greatest I ye why it's been so exciting. Yeah. No, that's the thing because there's been so many mistakes All over all across the board. But mistakes are exciting. Yeah, of course they are. And that's the talking points and even even the Champions League to be perfect honest me, I've just been a bit like don't really. This is how I su up quite quickly for me. When was the last time I've ever watched Match of the Day? Oh no, I've never watched that. I couldn't even tell you who Host Match today. I've never I've never seen Match todayay for Over a year now. Yeah, right? Maybe longer. Don't get me wrong. I cut myself away for coordination Emmerdale, which was massive for me Yeah. But I don't watch Match AD. I don't watch English football. Yeah. Well, there you go. We could sat and sit and chat all day but unfortunately, we need to get on with the qu so let's do that, shall we John P that out sluck as pail usual It took me by surpriseing that Well, I think we actually answer the guy's question, which is' for that surprise. I think we could talk about aud. Okay,' coing quite a lot there. I think baby's on the pitch is what's room in football. he takes me in., Mate, I do agree. Why did they take the babies out and the children a of the pitch?, I'm with you. It's like they don't know what's going on. I like I've got a baby, I've got a baby.ightly One raid You know, I mean, a part of the expression, come on boys. We don't want to see bab's on a pet. Right with we strips oning daddy on the bike Yeah. Right? Who's the daddy? That's what you're want. Right, here we go. Let's get cracked on us twenty twenty put a shout before we get into the quiz this is really good to trigger this guy, Derek Edmund, he says it's got to be said the quuiz has a flaw. Marshall has saved is not a negative. You know the little effect they play this one. I've thought about this before. Yeah. Yeah. he says to me that is a comedy excitley, telling me something I will celebrate that David Marshall was sa pty and Scotland to qualified for you. so it's not a negative. bothoth sounds you play in the quiz are positives. drives me mental. I have to stop and think about it every time and that's hard enough to ambiguously worded questions, all mystery voices and questions sourced within FK five. Incompetent production, The gospel according to Gordon and Gross unfairness of top bin questions Whereas your Pal Marv grew up paired with what is the name of the local school teacher who designed the Parars badge? Doesbody does anybody know anybody who designed any of the badgies who designed the Celtic badge Wh who designed the Virpool Barcelona badgegies? I bet nobody on the show could tell me the name of a single badge designer. Whs on? I the Rvers guy. D Let's get rid of Marshall saved. It's flawed. My last memory of Daveid Marshall was own full speed in the net of handon And getting embarrassedly tangled. donon't tell me you can't find the negative sound of Scottish football. This like this guy is I mean, that's unhinged. He isah honestly, Derek's got a lot of fe. Derek Mate, you need to get yourself a hobby. G G get a girl friendriend He's probably He's probably Cardne's baby andty work. what he probably does. It probably does. What he probablyics Thankk you. the fiveer side pit. Shes here Derek was his baby. Thank youatisic's always welcome Thanks, Derek. Anyway es one for you Yosh of the sage I was just scoreing the quest score this's twenty twenty twenty Finally poised.. Getting ne to the end of seasason, welluh? Yeah on then. Right? Okaykay, question the middle at all Next season Who will be the most Northerly Championship club next season? Wh will be the most Northernly Championship club That's easy. I easy one minute. Yep The place I hate it most insw is to go to Johnny Folkses. You've just given Steen the answer And the answer is obviously, I' Calyim B Badbne B on All right question number two Who is the current manager of Edinburgh City? Well done to Edinburgh City retaining their SPFL status at the weekend, but who is their current manager I know he's second name, but I don't know if I know he's first. We need both first and second. No do And second nameames. First and second names. Yeah. No you need first you go, whoo's your manager at heart? Myness Dad Mcins., you wouldn't go Dad Mc. You' go M c. It's just Casey's first name. I think I know. Right. Okay. o. R. I'm going On the object of McKenneth This his firstost name Michael What's that on the subject to do with McKGinis.? What you got written down wr Michael McKinn. Michael Mc Mennis. Is it no? Michael McGinis, You know what have you got written? It's not Michael McIindle. Itess Michael McIindle aster. Michael McKinnets. just for Dazz' and Sare it S you go. Michael McKinnet. What's his second name? Mc Mcindo? A you get that just. Michael McKinnz. That's not his name. What's his name Michael Mindo. It sounds you say know doesn gosh, it's terrible . One two one, Stephven. right? Okay. The next round is a missing word round. We've not had the dick out in a couple of weeks. I've got the dick back out This is a quote from a Dick Campbell interview. You've got to tell me what the missing word is. I've substituted with a dog bark Right. So here is deck Talking to East fiveive television and you've just got to tell me what the missing word is. I've had meir plauders And a minds up scot And I take full responsibility for that. It was a shocking display of defending The first goal The first goal What does he say that right Okaykay. hold on, hold on, hold on is only one word? It's only one word The first I we arelauders Th ain need mer Squott. you full responsibility for that It was a shocking display of defending. The first goal Right Okaykay that Just one word, just one word One more that's all as I am taking the biggest guess in the little J Yeah. He, I've got answer, John. You I' you got answer, Steh? I've got answer, right? Okay,. You want me first? Yeah, go. Horrendous. Horrendous. Gh of the sage Yeah! I've gone for shite S the sa. No I did it when I was getting that. I know it wass tough b but you go use that Dick Dick. I need mager Scott. And I take full responsibility for that. There was a shocking display of defending The first goal Shocking defendant. Oh, I was no too far away there. shhocking, shocking Get yourself back in. Two one, Stepven still. Okay, R Okaykay, we're going keep rowing r and roowing our way top b action. I'm going top bin after this one. okay. Right name any of the players who finished top week scorer in the bottom six. who was the top scorer in the bottom six? Not since the split accross the season, let's just caveat that, okay Unle hush John There's two players and nine goals. Yep. I've got it Come on, baby. Let's do the tw Oh, you're wrank a lot there given both names. Oh you got two Oh, you got to. No, no, I was first and second name. Oh, All right, okay. Oh you're right. 'cause you can' he come up with two surn names and think No, rightight, o I'm I'm locked on. Right? okay. Okay. I've got it for Kevin Lisbh. Kevin Nesbh That's what you went for. Yeah'is There we go Three, two, three, two, how many questions are left? O. I'm going to it man Would you go talk in? No, I don't need to. I'll just go normal. But listen, come on, Dara, peopleeople are out there wanting a bit of fun. Do you know? you're giving a bit of fun? No, you're just a born person. I'm not a born person. No no, I'll just take a question. Go talk in. I'll go talk in, you go talk. I don't need to talk inough I know if I get the normal question right now and you get it, I goes to the tie brereak or that's exciteming for people? No, it's no. R People don't like. G give me my normal. I'll give you your normal. orr do you want me to give d' name? go go ahead. I mean that's the pressure on you to get a tiebreak. I don't mean listen, I've lived under pressure. I'' p my cases Right, Steven here is your normal question. who were the last team to come up to the premiership via the playoffs? Who were the last team to come up to theership? sh I thought I would catch him out but he went Damn it. It's loving stuff. It said an road. I thought that might catch out because it's recent memory you'd be going o a Hamilton. That's terrible That's terrible that's poor for me I'll tell you what, I hope that people listen to his phone on is sl. Jen know who's not going up via the premiership playoff so done family. Yeah.. Right, o, Das topop in question. Is something to do in my career I I went for that you're a leegend that or even though you don't know who Ross Matthews is rightight Rayith Rovers received the record transfer transfer fee for which player Rith Rvers received the record transfer fee for well player. I know it, John. How did you know it? Yeah, he went to Bolton Right back, Stephen Mc andesP for about nine hundred thousand There you go. m she got that. Oha. Did you play with him? Yeah, he play in the cup fininal team. Oh he did. he did. But you you'd left You to in question.air unbelievable. to be fair, Das had left the season before. He went to both. That's right. That's right. So as if he's going pay any attention to Rith Rvers after he's left? No, ' when he left, I thought, I can't believe they' getting nine hundred thousand. Yes Right T break tie break. Right Okay is a tie break question, right? Right come on. How many red cards has there been in Lague two this season H Lak Hi many R cart has' been in leak to this season Leap too. You always go a hundred, don't you? I'm going a hundred y. Yeah, always go one hundred. No, it's not a hundred. Red card. Red card. Double check in SP. No idea. That center seasonally What?. Are you sure you've got the right answer? Hi Okay. sururprising. What the el? I'm just going through all the red cards I've given me. Oh. I'm just going through all the red cards. No no, no, no no no no, I'm just looking at all the leags and the red cards. What week do you think had the most red cards? I would say Premier Lague Premiership. ye, forty two forty two. Oh forty two Championship had FTC And League one only had eighteen League two is dirty League two, they're just sliding and all around down twenty five fast. I went twenty five. I went forty. You went forty. Yeah. Asum in never. You would think league two would be the dirtiest league. C Come on, John. no O Come You went forty? I went twenty five minute There's one winner And that winner is The dararss lost. Yeah! How many? twentyw eight. twenty eight eight! Only three years.