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Yeah Dance is a lot about tennis for me, right? I like playing Nbody can bother walking to the board and pull in the arit and tennis is the same seeme you play tennis's a raceight That's why I play pickleball and all that now becausecause it's short of and it was Well not pickable Pado. Yeah Yeah. So I'm probably a lazy person. but I was never funny, I was never that great at football, but I was decent at snooker, right? I was very I was a hundred break man at snooker. I'm a single figure handicap at golf. Yeah. So Iy ball coordination, not band. I se you do I've heard about your Iy ball coordination before. Well that's weke can Iy ball coordination. But old old Derek Bristow lookar no J it. Do you know, Jocy Wilson obviously, one of five's most famous sons from Carcudi Obviously no longer with us. Yeah. And I met Jockey, yeah. You've met Jockey Wo? Of course Ive. That's amazing. Wheny did you meet Jockey? years and years.viously he' didn't, but Yeah, wasasn't he during that period? No exact. Jy's al liive spell. Yes,. How was about in at that era when John John Lowe was John Johnow Yeahah Yeahah yeah. Yeahah. Yeahah. All of these people Brish did you be in an exhibition or something like that? Yeah. So Jocy Wilson refused to drink the tap water because I think it was his grand told them that the English poisoned it Is that right? Sweet't drink tap water was some character. It's great these characters will live on front of herutely. you know, in the memory of people, especially in Fife, he was he was a legendary. It's not the best Jockeie Wilson story when Dixie's midnight rununners went on the top of the pops. Yes and they had the song Josy Wilson sings the Blues and they put a picture of Jockeie Wilson behind them. I n It's very good. Yeah like there was obviously some sort like it was either a Somebody was like, you know, on the ball and thought it'd be a very funny joke to make or they just become completely sort of like, you know mishheard what they were saying whatever. So they just put Jockey Wilson beind them. so absolutely amazing. Anyway, here we are. is one hundred eighty. That's what we've made it. Doould do you think get the redest face ne? I don't know. I think you probably Right I got scalped yesterday in the sun. I was s a beer garden yesterday for quite a lot of the day. so we just we don't get it that often and we just you sit there until there's no sun left don't you? Yeah, Right. You just sit there and you think, well, we don't get it that often Maz it and then you get at night, you have your show. Oh my God. although mommmate and my nose is nearer the sun in fun. So I'm under press We're in the same club guys mommmate who I was out with yesterday. yeah, I'm not going to show this on the camera, but I'll show you guys. had quite the fall so W that wear a few shandies? He broke his fall with his face so yeah, that's neil there me there so S Neil. getet well, so Nil But yeah, it was I was listen, how was your weekend? My weekend was Bowing go off a great start Friday night. If course you were at open goat Yeah wife Yes, how did that go? Adrenaline was incredibleate. You know, what I love is the fact that I'm sitting there at four o'clock and actually was sitting in that area just watching the rehearsals because I was d to go next and One of the best characters in Scotland for me, Gradel comes in. Greadel's great. Llance's asked next to me and he's, hilarious. And we have a great chat and stuff like that. And then obviously, before the show Koisti comes in, he's a headliner There are a lot of good people in there. Des Clarark was there, you know, Kevin Cal come back I and then My favorite guy of O time All time But I get rost my call mine, right So that this just sums this guy out right. So me and Fergate, Derek Ferguson are set in the couage and Rosco comes in his bag and he planks his bum down, right? And I went, How you doing me? one timees this I seen you. went, Oh no, no blaring away, bluring away. I s you're looking good now. We're doing our question is sport thing Yeah on the stage. So the team is me, Allie McCoyys and Derek Ferguson and we're playing against Icelen Andy Hallidy. So The bold man's sitting there and she's What are you doing? I s, all I mean fair you're doing a researchion here and then we're doing a quest in sport. And went I went, Oh, that's brilliant,'s brillianant's brilliant. I says, What about yourself? He went, I'm the mystakist M F he just bhed it laughing, right? And and he went I don't think I're supposed to say that but is the guess. So then Kisty comes in, right? And we then starts talking about it and he's stull on, he's sohusiastic about his books and all the generals admire him, G in there. the bys fighting six foot ods, right So when I' tohil him and the mystery guess thing. A am I sixty fty because we've got b frozer? By the way, it'snor RrosscCormmark because we've been here for fifteen seconds and he's known he's fucking ass. I go to say something about by the way, how much did you get for the advertising on the sos of your shoes? But see just the fact That's what he has He's a brilliant boy. He's a great character. I loved him. He was just a way He's a mystery guest. I am here as a mystery guest, you're not much mystery. And then you're at the cup final on Saturday, You're running for Super Soreboard? Yeah, yeah, obbviously you were there as a father. Jeor, John were you there or did you watch on the tellley or Oh yeah, L didn't getal. I really enjoyed watching it on the tellle, Stephven. I really enjoyed it. It was a great cup final, a great cup final. lovely Yeah. Did't you a li seen it? Ive seen a couple of photos of you. Look, I need to tell you a story right Cp final shoulders Me Brian Graham Gordon there, obviously Ross Bowie, George's boy and he's doing producing and stuff. Yeah And Gabbs who obviously sits in for you a few times and we all know Gabbs store about the toilet and everything, right So I didn't know until the be back that Gabbs is a massive aral fun. Yeah. R massive arsenal fun Sure I say stick ups, what are you doing this weekend I'd had to rebet on M Gab's that Arsenal would bol it obviously in Man City, blah, blah, blah So the bit was Listen, you Take the other one out, Phill Buna Bottles of wine, whatever you want, you pick up the tab, you're hit, right? Fine, no problem. So obviously, arrsenal win So, okay, that's fine, it's on me So Garus is sitting therenb blaring away. He says, What are you doing the night? He says, Oh, I'm going out my mates. he says, and then I'm going down to London Li I says, London what time' of flight in the morning? Noot on no I'm going the Vingab busus I say, Ecuse me, You went I'm got the Vena bus. He says it leaves Glasgow at twelve o'clock He says, so, I'm going to go have a cup of beers, G on the bus. We arrive at London at nine Right. I says, Gabbs, seriously, mate. seriously. He says, I'm going do for the Arsenal parade celebrate him an arrsenal fire. So I'm looking at him, right? So Iit my head right away. So I says toim, get that laptop fired up Have a look at flights going at Glasgow tomorrow, Eleondon So he looks up, right? and there's one going out perfect time, one hundred and eighty seven quid I see him listen meate. You're going to win at the World Cup. I'm going to be Buzzy. We've had a bab So instead of me taking you and filling the bill, you just pay for these flights.llay I'll pay for your flight. I says, I'll sort the flight out for you. So book the flight, give me your bank details. That's how he he Pakks me, right? No, no, be a venture. He says, Be a venture I'll be great. He says I'll be something you talk about. He says I says I'm telling you, I'm not having y a no bit like youard with a toilet You shit your cell every five minutes. You're on the vgar bus. You're gone to London, right? N,, not does. I'm going to with you for a meal. I'll look forward to the meal, I look forward to a few scoops. I'm saying mate, I'm telling you, I'm telling you to. So as he's leaving Hamden, I've been at him all day. I went you get one more chance your play And I'll give you my card or just I'll put your details, whatever it may be, that s Is like. Noah, no, no, no So I'll take some I that's all lie. Gondle Gndle Gndunan, Texas me and sheays takes scubs So I takes aable cab. So when was this? eleven o'clock. Right, okay. So I sta. How was the Vinger bus? How was that trip to London I'll fucking still own it. M it was two and a half hours delayed. I going down, there was traffic, everything right Right in my head, I'm now thinking. which he done toilet wise. That's the only thing I could think you know. He's new on a bus It's thirty degrees. Y. The bus is packed Packed Right. And he's sitting in that bus and I said, he's doneumb. I bety he wish she'd take the flight. So like it was on a bus for like thirteen hours or whatever. I think he got there half past eleven. half past eleven. So eleven and a half hour eleven and a half hours. Right. Wh I was paying a flight. Was there a toilet on the bus They sure lvesose a toilet on the bus. There were a toilet on the bus, right? Right. Okay. But think about this. the bus is mobbed. Yeah. He's now at ten o'clock outside London to try to get right's thirty degrees How many people have have been in that toilet? Well Gabbs have been on that multiple times. I would imagine. Yeah. And I'm thinking to myself How bad must that journey been? So I was coming back up to London on Friday. We were doing at the radio awwards. John and I were down there and S Skoreboard won an award for Gavin Parson. All they certainly G here rest it. B. whichich was great. We had We had a great night on the Thursday and then we were flying at I think it was what time was the flight John half, eleven quarter twelve or something like that for Stanstead. so we want to get from like central London to Stanstead, So to get the Stanstead Epress and all that shit and I was in my bed back in back in my flat for quar to two So it was like a by the time I left the hotel it was sort of back in nine and then I was back in my own house. Yeah. Like five hours later, four ph about hours later. and Gary Spencer would do the show by during the week. He was like, Nan, I like getting the train up. there's less fart and about. I'll upgrade to first class and they'll just have a nice time on the train. Anyway, his train was delayed an hour and a half. so he didn't get until eight PM A night on Friday night. And I was like, I'd have, oh my Godd, I'd have absolutely lost the plot. See if you're going to London best way to get to London is flying Be you can turn up forty five minutes before the flight because you're fly domestically. so you don't need to anything fanny about. There's no luggage or anything like that and then you're in Flights an hour and then you're back and then that's you. I cannot understand why you would fly to you would go to London and any other mode of transport other than flying. I'm a little bit different. I'm sort of you are. I'm sort of I like to c go n okay. I' I'm a trainy person See, like see if you're known a Rush. Yeah And see it but the thing is, right, see if you're going like going down to London is different because if you're going down for something, if you're going down to like see a football match or whatever it may be, going down for the weekend going down in the trains fine because you can have a few drinks, eating stuff like that. what takes you right into London? takes you right into London. However When I am leaving somewhere to go home, I want to get home ESAP No finding about, just get home Like regardless of So you've never turned up coming home, your flight's been delayed. Yeah, and that's a pain in off. you go there? So your train can be delayed. Yeah I think one there's more comfort in a train because I've tried to know how this sheep frog thing, right? You know what sheep frog is, don't you? Is it sheep frog? am I saying the right thing? Explain Right So basically you're right,, you're right Yeahah. Okay. so basically before you go any a journey and you're say you're going to London, right So you would go on maybe andn it to be an auction to see if you can upgrade to first class. Okay, rightight. So You put in So you look in, I'll say, the auction starts at twenty quid. So you could put and you just watch it, it's le everything else, let EB. So you wa if last you can maybe throw in thirty quid. Boom and get an upgrade for. You've got an upgrade to first class, right? Right. But I've found that I don't like first class in trains Okay Why not? Because that I bet sort of cramped a little bit in the sense that it's not a biggest carriage now whereere the seats are nice and you get your food and your drink and everything, right? I'm more of the You like a table? I like I like the one up. the one down through first class. Okay. They're standard premium. Right, Okaykay. Right. Could you get your own seat to pick You can sit there, you get plenty of room and you just sit back and you relax and you don't have If you go on your phone, You know, first class people are just so you're I felt comfortable when uncomfortable was in first class and in the traines. So basically in class go. So I now go premium I'd never go cattle, right. Right forget that. I get that, I'm no fucking up there. Actually Gab's owned the vinga but. you ain't doing that, right? I don't care. I honestly don't think you could pay me enough money to get on a bus to London. Like unless it was an absolute extreme scenario. you couldn't pay me. You couldn't pay me enough I was paying I know. I know I know I think's I think's off hisscker. I think he's off his rocker. And you know how much, do you know how much he was losing on that one way the bus? No much it was F I quit Right, Okaykay. for a quid where he could have got Ob's mates had a colred dranks And then go I've got to the airport go to the airport and he's on a flight. right. So I'll need but I'll get my meal and everything. Although there' still be sh. final piece on traveling to London. If you if you want to do it properly, you fly in London S 've never done that or as a game changer. because also London city It's mostly sort of business travel right? because it's literally like it it's in the city Right? Cant be right in the sentiment You're still walking out hard and the fucking easy jet flying under a tap and you going and move out the road, I'm landing here. So when you fly in a London city, depending on which way you land, right? if you're landing Easternly then you fly you come round and you fly up the Thames past the shard and land Like it's the most mental approach. like you can you can see in at the shard you when you fly around and then you fly because they The runwways on the Thames Like the runayways built on the Thames, right? So how far Th then into the actual she you're going to e. thenen you jump not it go hard. There's To get right into London City Centre U, you get on the DL R And you're there and fifteen, twenty minutes and it's about three quid I'm telling you it's a game changer, but the flights are more expensive. so there's hold on, how long from Heathow? and it land I do That's it. Oh, easy. A, got absolutely. Gatooks like southernly G G. Oh Loton's in fucking St near fucking Birmingham. Stanstead. Stanstead, how long was that train other day? John when we were on that stance to the? It's like an eternity I thought we were I thought we were just going all the way to Scot Scotland. I know. I was as in Gary Space. No, exactly. So like if you're writing it properly flight to London say but it's more expensive, so that So what we've come up with here is train down fly home. Yeah.' I'd be way through the vinga bus because that toilet will need that bus will need Taking the away petal pouring over it at f get and just light like that. Right. Prwn crackers. Spanky says, lucky of you and Hamilton does free prwn crrackers. I've actually got an update on this. John Gillies as well I stay in Drum Chapel and if I order my Chinese called amber at Drum Chapel train station, I always get free prong crackers with my order that's over twenty pounds. Plus the meal the meal is first class plenty of food, the best Chinese in Glasgow Did I say last week that the best Chinese in Glasgow is elevent tree and Great Western Road? That's what I saids is it? That's my go to. mister Shawne says my local Chinese yummy house in Dune still gives free pwn crrackers. and if you're ordering a big order, you get free spring rogs. I got a Chinese last night and I got two free bags of prawn crackers wo three bags. So my order was over twenty five pounds, right? becausecause I was getting stuff for my dad and stuff as well. So I got two free bags of prom crackers last night. Right I've got That was from newew century in Dum Fermman I've got to be confession in. I don't know if you've ever done this, right I live in a flat, right top flat. and I got a chopy door When was it Wednesday or something and The delivery boys standing there Oh, no, you didn't me, did you? I I was fucking starving, right? Gordon. that's the worst kind of human. That I would honestly like I'd jail you. So you hadn't ordered anything, but the guy turned up at your door, you took it in anyway. Right, right, well hold on, hold on. I think that is that's scumbag behavior. Absolute scumbag behavior. Yes, 'causeuse somebody else is waiting for the thir youina. I'm eating dinner at half past seven surely qu d. What was the order to us? Oh, it was everythingking me burgers, chips Um is that is the lowest of the Of all the things that you've said on this podcast, that's the lowest of the lowone'esday You stole somebody's dinner. I might M not be their dner What else would they be? So they're fucking washhing they theirre dinner. I didn't need liliberate the guy came and gave No they dinner? No, what you say is? I no order and you've got the wrong door. I was that way if you saying that right, but I was guys that is's really J cut that out the podcast' it fuck. Like I stick up for you guys in all your we sorty fucking qus, but that is Do you think that's that bad? I think it's the lowest of the low. I think that's the lowest of the low does. I'm now feeling guilty. you fucking know what I thought you were going to say there. What? I thought you were going to say. Poor delivery guy, my God, you've got him in so much trouble and that started no, no, it's you're more concerned about their people. and you shouldn't he be eating McDonald's healthy food? Sorry, hold on But you at it. It's okay for you see mean, I'm starving, right. But no, lord way. Aage Lake deal theyre sh on. Yes, you see I h no ors takeak it to the right place. But by the time I got to the door, it had it out And you saying no you've got the lo B back inmate, that's might hurt your back. A. M as well take a load off you. So you took it and scraanned it. I had a weave fish to ey and the football was one remember What you mean that'sirrelevant. Like I don know. I does. That's I'm sorry. Did that happen on Saturday? It happenaed to Wednesday. Wednesday, right? Hi. So was youro the final. Whatas that going to do anything? But I was s and enjoying the final. right? I was D, that is that's really bad. That's really bad. I was a cple of burgers and some chips and by the. But last week bags from ASdar this week. You're stealing What is next? This is just this is an upward trajectory. What are you stealing next? This is not theft. This is someone. I did not leave my house Ba Clav. No you didn You didn't. And see see the bag stuff is a victimless crime, right? Stealing the bags FASda is a victimless crime because only people are losing out of that are ASda who are making billions anyway. So I like I don't care about that. However, this is very much our Victim crime You there is a victim in all of this, the poor person who's ordered that who's sitting waiting for their food that didn't or not Have you've never had A delivery that doesn't turn out Yes, because dis has it done you any harm? Obviously no, you'd be probably hoping that they' seent all your food to me. Maybe get yourselfell sorty down. No. But that that's irrelevant. That's irrelevant. You're deflecting now. Couldn't they help Mselfell? I was weak in the moment 'causeuse I was a sort of a just know how you get a re night that you enjoy right And you're sitting there and the cup finals coming on and everything and was Aston Villa versus Freyburg today we're doing h doing and I'm quite hungry And I'm thinking, what did I do? I'll land it on your lap. I'll wait till halftime, I say' right. But then Ding thenen, then I started getting a panic going. Well I's the first guy comes back and touch my daghter again. Yeah, and he would have been right And see that you of us Or that is next door neighbors. Well exactly. you've now started you've now inadvertently started a neighborhood feud. Right Be that person will be like, some bast of stoal my food No, no, because here's where here's where I didn't feel that guilty, right? Right? because this has happened before I've maybe ordered the delivery And it's not come, right And then you would phone up, no, no, no, it's been delivered delivered. My address and postcode. T wrong T wrongs to make it rightucking right they this for me. When I was eating that cheesy burnger. And Mac postcode sometimes clashes and people go to I know. Mistakes can happen, but you have to rely on people not being like you and saying I didn't they order that Well let me tell you now it was scrumptious. I went see during COVID, right? I was meant to be going to New York and obviously that couldn't happen because it was COVID So went into Creef instead, you know, they always say the say' never sleep the Waho and it was that way we had remembered we had to like sit outside and You could only get drink if you ordered food and all that shit, right? So wait, we're doing that And I'd ordered something like Hoym fries. See, it was something like that, right? or itn mozzarella sticks was su cheesy. Anyway, it came where we sweet chilied dip, which I like how we sweet chilied. So anyway Sat at the table and then they give up drinks and they'm like cool then obviously you'reaiting and fif minutes for the food and I'm like, this fucking food's taking UA? And then I notice the table next to us I've got a wee pot of sweet chelly sauce. and they're like dipping their fingers in it and like eating it, like just the fucking d The sace, just the sauce, right And then The lassie comes over with whatever I'd ordered, but went to that table and they went, Oh no, we've not ordered anything. And she went, all right, okay. she was Oh I must be this table. And I was like But wait a minute. why are you And they were like, Oh, we've got your sauce and went to hand it to us. And I'm like, you've just been sticking your fucking find your for that? Okay, then. And And they were like, o, we just thought that like We got some sweet chili sauce and I'm like, Have you ever gone any place and just put sweet chili sauce I in fr you We fucking morons, right? So I'm just like, what's wrong with people? But then I realized I met you and you're exactly the same as these people. Oh, come on, that's not the same. It'silar Chil sauce tast is similar. Jon't cut out the podcast producer. Absolutely don't put it in a bad light. That's absolutely st in there Right, we should probably talk about some football at some point. Right, Okaykay. So the KMI panel ruled that Sels like it shouldn't have had a penalty for hand ball A against Motherwill. We shouldn't have. They shouldn' have. Yeah. I. Yeah, we said that. Yeah I shared that I'm Celtic Park VR audio release, which seems to show that the game was brought to a conclusion U John Rankin has been appointed airream manager. goodood for him. I like John. Is Dentaointment you think? Yeah, I think John I think John is, you know Hamilton was very difficult for him under of course ably He been down here, gone all right down at here. listen. Yeah, Join. There's been a decent shout for coming back up next year. Yeah and I wish him more a best great lad. St Mirin and Partick this will drew one in the first leg of the preremiership playoffs. this' well on top though I hope that delivery guy ched my door andight just as I'm sitting going to watch it again. What you thinking cial You think that's all got. Yeah, I spoke I spoke to Mark on the phone just before O G on Friday because obviously I' done nott go last time momments, but whatever And yeah, like he knows it'll be difficult. Of course it does m a favorite I thought I thought St Man should have probably H orready this would Great chance to getgin to this game the nightware Well lead were good lead Yenens' Berth Alasku is offed to lose surprised by that or I mean, it's obviously like he's moving was going to leave. He was always going to leave but he's you know, the French League is obviously a decent league and stuff like that. I think they finished tenth or eleventh or something like that I'm Do you think that that's 'cause Obviously it was linked with CelLTch and various other jobs. Do you think that I Wh' do you think he's going there U well, he's obviously been sold the club. Why would he sold mother well for the south of F? When you' been hacking al in the McDonald's now? Yeah, I know exactly. I heard actually that he was sitting last week about to watch the Europa League final waiting for the delivery. And that was the final straw and he was like, I'm away. Somebody stole my max So I But you know, like to lose it obviously, like I'm not a, you know,'m not too much about to lose obviously but I've heard of them. They're in the French League. they're obviously a decent sized club, you know? Do you think it's the right move for them Only time Iot tell. listen, he's probably went over there, had a look, had a chat, liked what he's heard And and if you're se, Well, if you're put it this way, if it's mother will or to lose, You're going there, right you? No, of course that a bit like, you know, it was heavily linked with Celtic. I think there's a lot of Celtic fan is disappointed that he's that he's not beinga that he's not being appointed He's notaying in Scottish football anyway. Yeah. I'm disappointed that teams like Celtic and I know that Rangers managers come out and been backed, f, no problem with that U But yeah, I totally agree. I think it was a breathy fresh year for Scottish footb I think even other managers like to challenge a g up against them. You know what I mean? He just thought outside the box and people I think a lot of people admiire that. I think, you know, if he if it For argument' sake, see you got the Celtic job He would have hug to start the season You know, where Champions League qualifier, high pressure games and basically had to win straight awayay. If he didn't get off to a good start, he'd be under mega pressure and he could be out the door by November or whatever if he was behind in the league. However, if he goes to lose which he has done who are finishing mid table in the French Lague. There's a chance to get them further up and then he might even get a bigger job on back and. I think it'll be tonight to put his way build his way down in thevate league. Yeah ellsewhere hearts are the SWPL champions. that's despite losing the Derby to Hs yesterday because Rangers, the other team who could do an SWPL We' beaten se now by Glasgow City. So Harts got their hands on the title yesterday so congratulations Cratulations Harts And Lauren Shankland. We'll be a rangers player Are we shocked A I'm a little bit I was shocked that they didn't signnd them last year Well I think I was done Russell Martin was or not? Yeah, that's the chat. Yeah. best opportunity in the world to go and sign them. And they've seen what the damage he can do. terrific player, listen, it'll be a great sign. But you look at Rangers and this is what I'm talking about money and you look at Celtic transfers U windows you look at Rangers, transfer windows spent fora They've spent the got say twelve million quid Mbe more for Titionan forwarders And they get in the first signing is they are cent it for On a free transfer on a free. I mean I think it's an absolute amazing deal for rangers. Oh so dear I think Rangers fans will be absolutely delighted by that. but who do you there and try offload because you're not going to keep You know what keep three they can There was interest in Chermmitti in January and presumably there will be again in the summer. so maybe he's away, It know? Well, you'd need to either take a big look at No is still there as well kicking a bit I don't think they'll play two Termit in Shankland up front. He seems to fancy two up front, doesn't he? Yeah, might he might just go with the two up top because he's done it before, John U look, see at the end of the day, it needs to get rid of some players. of course it does because the wage bt will be massive hybr Bow As' insane and He is massif for. That's a great set How big a blow is it for hearts? U. Bassive of course it is. If you're going to go again next year your two guys up top were probably the biggest main reason why you were is say the end of the season. Is this where hearts can point to and hope that The Jamestown analytics and stuff like that will come in and they can find another Claudio bragger Yeah or whatever to come in for next season. I guess that's the whole point. you know, if you look at Brighton and Brentonford are the same and Borormemouth. like They're always cylinder players and they always have replacements already lined up. Hearts fans will be hoping They already have contingencies for all these because that's what their whole thing is. Yeah, but if you look at Who you losing I know that the recruitment at hearts is good and I like the way they go about their business. It's a massive pairib boots to fool in it. You know I mean, it's not just right, okay like say, for instance I know Beraga w't played a year. if Berigl had' left I would have been confident that they could go and find another bragger. But you don't think they can find another Shankland Never say never, but I think it'll be difficult, mate. Okay. Right, let's get on to the weekend's football then and obviously the big one was at Handdon. It was a Scottch Cup final and it finished Celtic three Dum Felmland one despite the fact that down here John has written hartse And So good one, John. That Celti won seven of the last ten Scottish Cups thirird consecutive seasason where they've had a Leing Cup double. Maeda Enls unacho with the goals and Josh Cooper grabbing a consolation for themfellon a wee bit later on. what did you make of the game, Gordon? I know you were there. I was there as well Dam Comfortable Yeah, I said before the and Listen, I love the underdog. I do. I've been in that situation. I said before the game, I just had the feeling, especially after Celtic coming off of that title when before. I used the word comfortable pastud at the weekend and I was hoping that I was going to be You know wrong Be I like an underdog to come out there and upset the big boys. But the first half two now get in it two now, gamees gone. Gamees gone. I Listen, I've played in these games as a favourite and I've played in these games as underdog And when you're an underdog and you're playing against the big teams And you lose that for school The belief goes down a bit. When you lose your second go There wouldn't be a lot of belief there. Now what people are going to say a big argument is Lanning through on three subs at halftime. Yep, right. And all of a sudden, o, the fil deiling got up and there was a bit of excitement I'm got to give them all the credit in the world, but honestly I thought Celt just eased it up a little bit. I think they had If they had to take up the gear it, I think they would doubling up the gears. Yeah, I completely agree with that. I think it didn't work whatever Neil Lennon was trying to do in the first half. When the team came out, I think me and my mates were I couldn't believe that Chris Kane was in playe. I don't know if he was carrying an injury, he was injured later on but I don't know if he picked that up during the match or he'd been carrying that. So when we saw the team, we couldn't quite work out what was happening to be perfectly honest with you. Young John Todd, obviously it was his mistake for the first go, misjudged the pol got to deal with that. I actually think he was probably a wee bit lucky. I thought Celtic maybe should have had a penalty. I've not actually seen it back. Yeah one on my aid I thought And I don't even I think even I don't know, but I think the ref and the VR maybe thought shit like if we give this as a penalty, we have to he has to be sent off as well and that's the game absolutely gone. Yeah. So I don't know if there was a b that b I don't know, a sympathy vote. But I've not seen a bike so I don't know. But yeah, I think I was I didn't know what were trying to do really in the first half. I thought Oakley Booth was sort of sat on McGregor, but McGregor ran the show. like I thought McGregor was excellent. I thought Engelles was excellent as well forself. I thought Johnson played really well. Mida played really well in the first half. and I think you're right. It's also you know as a player and a manager as well. It's much easier to play a lot freely when your two goes down. Yeah, you know, there's any pressure on you at that point And ye, fair play like obviously triripl sub at half time went four for two brought on Rudding and Kane and it did make a big difference. And I think had them Fermmin got a go in that sort of fifteen, twenty minute spell after halfime where Dum Fermmin were on top and had a lot of the ball and had balls under the box and corners and all that stuff. If Dum Film had managed to get a goal then, it maybe would have made it a wee bit interesting, but I still think as you say, I think Celtic had too much in the time. Also, Ian Achoth if he could run Did you see that one? When he was right through and we were up the other end so we couldn't quite we couldn't quite judge. and I was like, oh my Godd, he's in here. And then thought I think it was Kim and Gwen I just go back and took the ball off him and I was like, I just can't run. but what a like what a playerianacho was. Like I was really impressed with him. his feet, his movement as vision He's if they can if Censi can get a good pre season ath him he' got a lot of goals next season. I think. Do you know something? I don't know funny used to say there was a big question on the open line after it Would you keep them or not I think you have to? Yeah. I Okay I think he looks excellent. He a he ain't going to play from the start for me You're talking about Py it's been training every single week. He's been coming on and playing games. He's probably Probably nearly the fastest he's going to be, right Let's be honest a better. is C Lgreeb get brilliant skill, right? I've watched him close hand, but he ain't going to come on and I don't think he's going to s setit the bench and want to come on, and I don't think Celtic are going to pay him the money because he'll borow big bucks. I suppose so Let's be honest about it. So as much as I thought he made a great impact since she' came. And when you get your manage, when you go and you say I'm fit. I'm one hundred percent fit and your manager comes in and says, No you're no. no in my eyes are no. So he's a wee bit behind for that and that was a do you know what something? that was a wee bit sad because Everybody looked at that and started laughing at it and they were talking about it But you don't take away his ability. his goal was he's got he's got tremendous amount. his goal was bll. The one was at the offside one offside one Yeah Yeah as well. He's in the right position. He knows how he plays.'s been a top player, but I don't know if you're sell too G forward next year, depending who the manager is. Are you just going to be looking at Some of that as an impact player and how much you' going to pay Yeah., I think that's the balance That's the balance. Yeah. Who is going to be the Celtic manager next season? I think Martin Neil stay. yeah. I've say it all along If I was sheltter, I'd be doing everything for to get Mart in real estate. And the reason being I think People go Oh, Martin Neill's age seventy four It was one final they were well He won the double. And Celtic could have won a trirouble, right? So he's won the double It's seventy four. team that nobody imagined that was going to h. S I'm not buying any of the seventy four, It's whether Martin feels that This is another year for me because he did say I've got the bug. of course ye trophies and you're getting out. Let's be perfectly clear here. Martarno wants to stay one hundred percent. Well he's being cute in his interviews, right? becausecause that's what he does. But he's saying, you know, if you were to ask me tomorrow, like I would be too tired. and Yeahah, but nobody's's asking you to start tomorrow. Here's Here's a big thing I thought She after the cut finanal See if you have no chance and you don't want to stay there. You walk out, your first interview is going, By the way, what a way to finish my career etceta. Absolutely brilliant. Have a look at those supporters. These players can't thank them enough. I've done what I've came to do. I love my time, but it's now time for me to go and do something else, right neverever onece said that exactly could have shot everything. Of course he could have. O course. And the reason I think Martin NNeil should be Edge. coursege where the club is Shave the club come off the double And you're looking at all these players and they're all good players and there's no riff between supporters boored. You look at them All the transfers in January, all the loan players that come in None of them were involved. No, right? None of them started. The big games, Hearts and obviously the cup final So there's a clear out There's a structure There's a togetherness with supporters in the board to try and bring the club together. So you talk about the motherw manager getting in there It might be the right move for them because He would the hat to manage the fall club, right? because that's what it needs I don't think there's any pass in b that place club they no then Martin and Neil to go and do that and put the all the pl all the things in the right places because I think he's bowing at her He can bring the supporters and the board together. Obviously he leaves a lot of the coaching to Sean Maloney and Father Rums, Stephven McManis and stuff like that. And you're right, he was never a coach. So is it just the fact that Celtic need Martin O'Neill in this period because Regardless if it is Martin Neil or to someone else, There's a lot of players in that squad. likeike he's obviously got these sort of thirteen, fourteen players that he's been using quite consistently over the last sort of five or six weeks now. And obviously they're still good like They're still good players I was say earlier on L like I thought Johnson had a really good game. I mean, some of these guys are playing in the World Cup And that's the difference I thought the first after was a huge golfingiffnce golfing class between Dunfelm and Celtic. But then when you look at the Celtic that's Celtic starting lightine up. Many of these guys have either played in World Cups, going to World Cups, like that's the difference. However It's behind that And Celtic obviously NidA depth in their squad because they're going be playing fromr their point of view, hopefully champions Champions League football next season. and obviously I'll have to go again in the league. The only thing is if they don't get the recruitment right again this summer Which again, I mean we're talking three years now that selfage recruitment has been pretty pish, let's be honest So if you don't get it right again in the summer And Martin Neil comes up against the same problems that Brendan Rogers has moaned about that Andge Posta Cogy moaned about as well. if he comes up against the same problems and they're sitting in October or November and You know, Rangers for the cracking start to the season and they their ten points winder, whver, what are they going to do Sack Martin O'eil N s Martin O'Neill, J just want to double Yeah leegend. Like you you're put in a position where like L That's the sort of the risk of it. Now obviously, Martininei will back himself not to be in that position, but you never know You've taken that as. Anybody walks in the boook C you are. I think you've gotother one, by the way, is Robby Keane. Right. Robby Kean's been mentioned a few times he's left Fsfarow. Yeah, obbviously setelt a connection, playays with him. Yeah. Well, me personally I think what you've got to do is limit your problems, right And I think if you keep marting a you And he's got the desire and I think he has I' watched him in the dgout. I watched them milking it and by the way, rightly so, he's brilliant If you keep Martin O Neil you've got a better chance of succeeding than bringing in a Robby King. right? Because it's not a case of a guy getting in there and saying This club's got a great structure. We've just won the double. everythingvery's great. four or five players. I'm going to flip them. I'm got to bring in four or five that I think better quality. Let's go. right. That club's not at that stage That club needs a leader, right? That club needs someone with experience. that club needs someone that knows that they fans will back him whatever he does and go forward and take the club forward and unite in the club. They've got the guy and as I say, everybody touches on o, seventy four. a seventy four year old and just won the double. He's got a good group now. He coaches and he's got a good mix in there and he's got good experience. Maloneoney's been a manager, he's worked with the top managers, you know what I mean Good guys in there Celtic guys in there as well. where them I think they've got a good team. And Martin O'Neil, all he has to do Dive the butt Let everybody else do the work and get everybody in the right seats and he drives the bus And I think that me personally That's who we are with go And I know what the Celtic findans some of them might think No, we need a new beginning, We need to go forward I just think Martin was a guy. In terms of done firm one, obviously disappointing into the season in terms of wasosing the cup fininal and going out the playoffs. but I think if somebody offered playoffs and a Scottish cup fininal at the start of the season I would absolutely snap your arm off for it. greatreat backing but the fans I thought the fans were brilliant on Saturday. are they every week Well mean A Yeah But like like in terms of I was speaking to all Celtic fans in the buildup turning, Listen, Celtic gets the cup finals every year and expect to get conffiners every year. So it doesn't have the same significance on meaning when a clubled on Fairmland get a Scottish Cup final. and it was just thought it was a great day. My friends and family were there. and I know that's been replicated all over Wld D Ferland fans who go every single week. so it was a brilliant day. Unfortunately, the first half performance was push. So really proud of how they played in the second half. I thought that there's a lot to build on for next season. Do think it'll be harder I'm going pill up now. it'd be bit hard. You said the first half performance was pass right? Yeah I'm sorry, I don't think that was Nihanzu the players I I think No, no, no. listen I thought so I think I think youewre learinning I don't know what he was trying to do in terms of the setup in the first half, but whatever he was trying to do, it didn't really work. And I think secondly, I think some of the players got spooked Oh be back I thought they were. I bet like Oh fuck. especially when Celtics started to because I actually thought the first five, ten minutes then filman actually started chance. Good chance. I mean, if Morrison if Yeah if that goes in, I don't know, you were closer to it than I was I think it was close very close. So if that goes in It gives them filmone something to hold ont to it. Now I don't think that changes the ultimate result, but you never know And so yeah, there was that But I think one Celtic got a grip at the game and started popping the ball about their movement was so much better than anything that Dunfairmin have come up against this season. and I thought that I actually thought the Celtic, you're right. I think they took the foot off the gas ae bit because I was concerned that at halfime it could have been three or four G have been nughty. And then that would have been obviously demolition job I think What New Lenon was trying to do was either get to halfim goal lifess and just stifle Celtic for the first half and then tryry and go for it a wee bit in the second half because the crowd would never get a wee bit nervous wheverver, or even if it was one nil. It would have made a big difference. If it was just one now, however could have been three or four if Celtic wanted to I think in that first half So what I was saying there is I just think the players got a wee bit spooked And listen, that happens. There's a really young team And I think that some of the like Nil Len is saying afterwards, a lot of the players from that squad won't be there next season, particularly the back four or some of the backfoor or some of the back line a Molinobia way And Gwen, you think he'll be away thereout a contract I think Marty Todd, unfortunately looks like he's probably going to be away as well So these are They've been big players for them for this season. And I think you know fair play of them, I thought I actually thought in Gwenia played very well on Saturday. I thought he was probably better best player. So yeah, like it was just It was frustrating that we couldn't play how we played in the second half in the first half. That's probably more of my point Yeah, and that's that would be probably down't know the fact that as you say the The game's going for you, right? You open up a little but lookook, Nil Lening could have done anything, anything I've told the first hal Celtic come out with a bit between their teeth. right? You're right, the wary Morrison slack from Johnson, but he's in there, he's nipping and gets a toe here change games, but I don't think it would have. But when you're playing and let me tell you, I experience this because I've played professional football since I was sixteen up until I retired Sing you come up against Tope talk,lease And they're at it You could play any system you want me. H sometimes I remember playing against Liverpool at Iybrok New just when you' being calledu the Glish soon asn know these guys. And we could have we could have stuck another twelve on there, right? And we ain't beating them, right? They were at it and they were in their movement and everything. So as much as I know what you're saying,, what was a game plan? What was this and It didn't matter what Len's game plan was going to be, right? The difference in the second half was you seen the way the Celtic players swaggered out there, they know they've get the cuubp, right? It would need a miracle for Celtic No he won that cup. The film played with a little bit more freedom. And they they started o getting a bit encouragement. They're hitting into their own fans and you could see they were brilliant by the way. They was it was really good. like I thought atmosphere was brillant. They were brilliant. They made it as well Should he get that? But I think it was a case he saying Oh well, I'll tell you what, if we need go and win this in the next five minutes, we've got to go and win it. The difference, youve seen the difference right. And obviously that's I'm saying, Fair play of line for changing the half time and just going for it. Be like what I mean, what's you may as well go for it. Well, I sort of disagree slightly with that, right? And the reason I'm saying that is I like the fact that Neil Dunut you could have easily went, you know what? The gameess away from us and at halftime, right? you you you off. We're going to play tacking football now we're going up against them. We're doing that because I've done that we united against Rangers and go battle. I took a seven mate. Yeah, right. I took a seven and let me tell you. I went away for Harmon, and I thought to myself, I'd rather beat two, three n. I took a se The butts Do you know what I mean? It does make such a big differe? Tally, surely. And what you're saying is correct I thought Lennie was very, very brave because we were all thinking two and and a half time here. and then see when I seen the change in the sort of or they're got to go in the front foot they're going to have a go. I'm thinking o my they've got to leave everything And Dunfellland did get caught a couple of times like the goal that got chopped off and then obviously the the third goal was a breakaway as well. So but you knowich Do you know it was great for him? And I was delighted for them right This court I totally ye. greatreat. It was a great moment for him, great moment for a boy as well and first touch obvious Just came from the pitch great moment. It was funny, Josh Cooper came on in the second leg against Parly Thsle in the playoff and probably had one of the worst subco appearances life like just knowing the Bob was just hitting off of him and he was just hitting playing and stuff like that. I was like, Jesus Christ I boy this Exactly. and he came on in his first tch and he scored in the Scottish Cup final. So yeah, listen, I think that was I think we deserved a go, so so there we are. Anyway, finish three one, Celtic win the Scottish Cup again let's do some refereing decisions, shall we? Yeah, I already mentioned us really, John Todd and Maid are coming together for the Celtic penalty claim. Again, I've not seen it back, John. You were watching it at the time and you're completely unbiased when it comes to stuff like this. so what would you it It was one hundred percent a penalty. Yeah. one hundred percent.' to be fair though it is one of those ones like you could see it would be given. I mean, the boys in the studio didn't think it was a penalty, I don't think on super scoreboards. Well when I se it back. When I saw it in real time, we shot ourselves. I seen it in real time the first thing I turned around and says Pelickick U I I've not seen the replay bonus. Nerva. We didn't see the replay so look, it didn't It's just he's played smart. M's played smartter. I just come across the front arm and you know, it's one of those ones listen, John Todds eighteen nineteen year old and what experience playing in a Sottish golfine don I got hooked halfime, but I think yeah, it was I felt a bit sorry for him, especially but you know, you just have to clear that for the first goal and listen it's a great finish from my aa you have to be dealing with that and obviously the offside go Yang was was offside He was offside. so yeah. so there we are. no big sort of disappointments when it comes to VR. right? Okaykay. Let's move on to who dares Wines then and I get to bid first this week. Bes you are winning twenty sixteen, I believe. Is Is it twenty one sixteen? I think it's twenty sixteen? twenty sixteen I. Anyway you're wning, you're wning Gashw and I'll let you go. Right. Okay, right fair enough. Right? What we got this week Jon Right this week is excluding penalty shouts who are the last ten Scotsmen to score in the Scottish Cup final? Oh no, Scotsman. Scotsman to score in the Scottish Cup fininal M Ien do you think you could go This is ten, did you say? Yeah, the last ten. Scotchman I'll go for F xt on, J, than who I've got Kagl ise What sex Ste you've got against Steven? I think that's hard. Yeah, I think it is quite hard as well. So you why it is tough. Well, Josh Cupper. By, Josh Cuooper is the first one off the thereo. Right, what was the Scottish C final last year? so it's Aber Deen versus Celtic and finish one one? I'm not telling you about it finish. I don't know who scored for S to be honest with. Right, year before that. Seix is hard by the way. Yeah. youve shot your bolt again I cf as well And Oh gool When doess it go back to? Don't tell him, John. It's the last ten. It's the last ten.'s the last ten. But that's what I mean? When's it go back to? Last ten? It's last ten. Yeah No what year does it go back to me? What I don't need to tell you the year?? Because it it gives me something to work up with. Remember what he gave you when the beat years in the semis? I know Oh yeah, thanks for bringing that up. We did be focusal good jon done You' come on that's one you can do. Sure. Right Alum McGeg twenty eighteen I. Mother will? Yeah, I remember it well. I guess.ight What else do we have here? You two Yeah know. E Oh Sewn Rinney. Sean Rinney. Correct. Johns. J just like his hips? Yeah. You must go too you want two them go? So that's two two, that' that two? Is that? No, no, no Right, What am I on three? Yeah,. I'm struggling here. Right Scottish Cup Finals U so Caral McGregor was twenty eighteen, twenty sixteen was Hibbs and Rangers and it was obviously three two Who scored the wner? So David Greay David K, Th' no Squies. Has the last ten ten so did you know that I was going to go to the lad for four Is it Grant? Peter Grant? No, that's before. No it was before The other boy that I was thinking of was the boy who scored for Inber Nes again Seel. I can't rememberbody isaniel McKi. Danny McKit give us the finals. We can do it between us. who who are we going to go for No, I thought Watkins and Vincent they scored the dinner on Vincent's English so ye. Is Watkins was he I'm not sure. That was before that any. It was before that anyway. So when's it go back to now that? twenty seventeen. Right, so I was a Euro bastard Right, I can't remember what happened in twenty seventeen. I don't know. I'll give you some of I give you the final For us. No, no, no. giveive us the final. I'll give you the final Rangers' hearts. There's two Scottish scores in that baby boy Winger The machine Yeah w are e Dundee. for God's sake, is' it Dundee, went in Dund there the last couple of months can you believe I don't know. I forgot his. I'll give you a score right. Score right. Score right. ye. And the other Scottish score on that game it went to extra time Who was it for for Rangers to know. A done Scottish. Yeah, Stish, Scottish. Can he be aenter is he? Playing in Turkey now M Cusland? No. no I ide'. He' Sper. He's Irish as well. What my tong. Ban Jack nted I took the deflection didn't know? I Celtic three Hearts three back in twenty twenty. went to the penal. That' the COVID one. That was one in December, remember? that was very strange. Yeah. I've got no idea about that. I remember this games. Tw scores for Celtic one for Hearts. John sir not was he. I don't know like he's still there. he's down down south Don't know. He's down south.'t o R Christy. never got r Christ You either got the other one sureurely one of the top scores for Celtic at that time. And Scottish Yeah Leag Yeahag Hart is still there. I think he's out of contract at the end of the season, scored a couple in the last couple of weeks Kingsley Kingsley, ye. And then finally still playing the SPFL for Aberdeen for Celtic against Aberdeen. he scored the goal So playing me Al but it Dan But he's playing Jenny? Well, no, he's playing for Aberdeen now, but he wass playing for sale tick at the time I no idea. stood I'm sure That was hard. That to be fair, it's tough. That was a tough one. I wouldn't have got was inspired by Josh Cooper's consolation goal on Saturday. Okay, fair enough. Right. Okay, let's move on to your question time then. An that you've got for Daz, if you want to ask him anything, then you can get in touch at any point. You can leave your comments in the YouTube section or you can tweet us. you can Instagram us Iic football Scott. I'm assuming you've not done your homework does's not a noise Yeah. I also think like picking the worst team from this season, like I think it's a bit harsh to just like I know in China. I Shight players. I know. I could pick out a few like. Yeah I, but I just think We might do your best te Yeah, we could do that that been. Tyler says anyway, What's your favourite island in Aden the way now. I now. that and u Believe it or not, I like the cold meat Ile. Okay. I like elaborateate. Well, I just I like different cold meat because because I like I like a cu I like a cup of tea, right. Toast, cold meat and small tomatoes chopped up with pepper. Okay so a sort of Mix I now stick a we bit mustard that a wee bit. What's your favorite cold meat? What's your top three? becausecause it's hard to pick It's hard to pick one. Right So what's your top three cold meats? Al Ala nation. L looks like they' take wing this podcast. It's really not It's really not. It's actually quite hr What's your favorite d of meat? you know about number three is, right? Corn beef. Oh by the way you can't I like I love corn beef. corn beef is class. Do you like about beet root on your corn? Oh yeah, man ye. Bet soure, better beet root bom. Yeah. Listen, I'm very pro corn beef And I love I love the sort of a flavour tam ones that you get, you know what I mean? So like smoked haam like ye Bavarian Do you get the Bavarian ones? Yeah, depends what mood I'm in. ye, right what I get. So I like a nice h Um I just know just I'm plain like wafer thing no, no, no, no, I like it. If you're got to make toast and your tomato and occasionally slicey cucumber, you cant you good to everything. And then my top one is I like the beef one topops side recipees's got that tops side, top side right because that's where you get the real bread They think The bloomer Yeah, the bloomer comes out for d. If you're getting the top side, you get the bloomer out. You don't go that shitty it stupid be brered. Bloomer toasted, right? The full lot mayonnaise, your mustard horse rat. Oh, that is a sandwich. So there you are. right that's only m shakeaking get away' That's one of the h' topop three cold meats. There we are. R greatreat stuff,'s your top threeree Stephven Oh, I do like I do like her so I like a good quality ham as well. I do I don't like the wfer th ham or anything like that. it's no for me. So I like a sort of Oh I'm trying to think, like I f like like a like I like the gamon ham and stuff like that. I sliced. Do you know let's discuss a chicken roll I don't know what I What chop pork st chop chop pork and brown sauce. Oh my goodness. I was just thinking, right, seeee when you are going through your top three cold meats. I would have put my mortgage on chopp pork being in there. Oh yeah. you are the most chopped pork man I've ever right I'll tell you one better now. You know how you said John was I bag's in the boot of the car man last week. You are ultimate chopp pork man. this is fact seeee if I go into a petal station And I'm hungry and I'm trying to watch what I'm meet and everything. I'll buy a thinging me a chalk pk and I'll just roll it up And I'll eat the chopped pork in the full lot. By the way, there's nothing wrong with're eating ham at a packet, straight a pack anch it's. Chopped pork and our roll with brown sauce make, yes. That's sureue. Yeah. Ecellent. So Would it makeaking your top three then chopp pork? Chopped pork and corned beef would have a square go. Right. okay, that's fine, fun I think that would be our. Happy with that. Happy with that. Ver happy with that. I do like corned beef as well. I don't like corn beef. You cant give be corned beef. ammazing. Anyway, let's get one with the quizs, shall we? Let's just go in the quiz. Oh twenty one twenty to who to you? So we're into the kind of end game now aren't we because we're getting tight. We've got a few I think we're going to keep well, you're going to the World Cup, Steven. Yeah, but I' not until the tenth. You're not tenth. That means we'll probably get in An two or three before I go. Yeah. and then when I'm over there I will join. Transatlantic because I have the capability. Excellent. I will do that. That's good news. So yeah, we'll do that. Not sure whether or in fact I don't know, we may as well have this conversation. I don't know if we'll be able to do the eighth because I've got sign on that day, rightight? The eighth June. so Gabbs might have to do that. Right I' glad we're having this conversation still bus still the bus exact's still on that bus. How is he getting back up the road? He's flying. Right Okaykay he's flying back, but Anna so stupid Can't wait to see him ask him why Okay. Well he might be hearing the eighth. Right o that that that's fine. goodood, good conversation. Right, okay then you know the rules, five questions you top I' being slagged off for the top bins. A becauseuse the top bins are a joke. Like the ones for Gordon are so easy and the ones for me are fucking Absolutely impossible. world and Firing questions, your team you should know them They're all bit They all bit spec specific. They're so specific. L who designed the fucking badge? But if you know your team, you should know that Wh designed the fulkt badge Mrter Fker. Yeah, exactly. right. Right. Okaykay, then, right, okay, let's go with the question Question number one. Who is the second longest serving manager in SPFL Who is the second longest serving manager in the SPFL S out The second longest ber Oh, I'll tell you who is Tiva I don't know I've never heard this guy get sacked. and I've heard this question before as in how long he's been at a club. Yeah, my worry is that I've picked the person who's longest Right. So I I'm down that road. Unveil your under Down the bottom legs. have you gone for? Stuart Petrie. I have also gone for Stuart Petri. Stuart Petri, you're both saying Stuart Petri, and the reason I'm going for Stuart Petri is I think the boy at Spartananss is the only person Samuel. Samuel I think he's the only person who's been in charge for you go and you're correct. Well Dos. I agree. I was worried about it that one. That's impressive. Who's the longest serving manager?' longest serving manager do you answer to that J Mcon Surprisingly John McGln is the third longest despite only being at the club for four seasons, he's the third longest serve manager in Nesp. Despite only winning three matches in the last three months as well. So under pressure. U under press undernder pressure, John McGlenn. B by the way, I watched at Neil Lenning's record in filmment. It's no very good It's not very good. anyyway, continuing on. Right, Qion number two. How many teams have been deducted points this season? How many teams have been deducted points this season How many teams deducted point m just Gason. Is either one or another Oh no, it's not. I can watch twenty it's not fifty fifty dollars. it. I b it. Right. I've got my answer. You get answer. Yeah. proble Okay R right, you look bastard. What have you went for? Three? We've both gotone. Thatite a of I went to. Can you name the three clubs, Stephven? I'ver Hamilt Hamilton in Edinburgh City, Crect Well done, two, two. Oh, it's a good game. It's a good game I are no guy who dares Who am I S? It's not who am I? It's I say what you say I not had one of these for a while. Exactly, right? Okay. I' gonna put a picture up on the screen.'s there's some pictures and you just got to tell me what Scottish footballer or someone that's played in SPFL it' okay based on the pictures, it's very easy Obviously if you're listening to this as a podcast audio it doesn't make great sense. So But anyway Here we go. here is this week's say week see it's going on screen and your thirty seconds start when it goes on screen Ohon, I can't see you, but Do mean you can't see over? I can't see over the shade there Assa Bridge Ajah. Wh's point? Wh is that over here? I can't even can see that picture self Yes, S They have to small for me man. I can't see them? Chit it's right in front of the TV screen. Is on a big TV Right? I would say that. Even you scribling something down have you got I say somebody Bridgeman. Somebody Bridgeman. right now. So let's talk through it. So What is that' Don because they're Don's. Yeah. abutely. That must be Gord Don 's goore yet, Yeah yeah. Gorton Draacen Gordon What' jo Lvven Hold on. That's good, right? so it's Gordon Sunday. I've got Gordon Bridge eleven. You've got Gordon Bridge eleven. What river is that? I said T. You no? I said T. No, it's not. Clyd. It's the one of Aberdeen The Gorden eleven Gordon Dono Wh' you one up? There's a big cool in the studio Jack can't believe you're looking around. Look in front of you, Stehen DL Yes! That's Gordon DL. Go out! Dawn, that's the river D and that is L from Stranger Things. Gordon DL. O O name's eleven L wish eleven. And by the way, thanks very much to Gary who suggested that for me. Gary put that it forward so sh That's solid. Now who knows that? Who knows It's she's in stranger things, right? She's in Cle. She's coldle She's an actress, Millieobby Brown, but u She gets called eleven. Yeah and strranger Things. That's her name eleven. rightight? And he's shorten it to E. because that's she. That's what she gets called in the TV show. I can't believe you said the question What a river is that Wh the fuck is this country file? Like how are we supposed to know what river look? I bled Gary who gave me this question? Yes, well, Gary that's a shocking question. I thought was good. I thought it was good I know river look. looks river look Wh knows what rivers look like? Right? See the first one there? Yeah. Gore goore Go that go' go G' like Gory Gory bllood and all. I could tellally she actuallyight. Okay, two two. That was st. Thank you Gary for that was shing That was if you want to put a say what you see forward, get me at Proucer Mac on Twitter. Thank you. Just much. Make sure that it's not a shit What river is that? I was was a flank. How would I know? go to the end and not go brridge of living. Look That' a really well known footballing name. I was looking I was certainly looking at the bridge I think the question what river is that is a ludicrous question. Who knows what rivers look like? Garary, I thought it was good. It's just a body of water Well, Ertays that they're on the picture D Dacob joke Okay Question number four. Question number four Right Who finished tenth in the Scottish Premiership this season? Wh finished tenth in the Scottish Premiership this? He' We're both very quiet quick to that one. No complaints over thatuation. Kelly, Kelly, what are you writting down d? Kelly Right, Do you know what I think we should do? What should you do? S in that's the cup final, I think we should go next question and then both of those go top bin as well. This is the final question though. I know bit'll add in the top bin question. H happy with that? happy with. Because I'd like to see what top bin questions go for Okay. Right, let's go. Right F question At what club did Daddy Nesmith start as managerial K or just being appointed to air manager, but what club No not start is managerial K You got at me, h it What'd you got? Yeah, we've got that.'. That's an easy one. R Rles R stop the stop the timer in there? Queen of the South. Queen of the South. Oh no, it's not an easy one. Or is it? It doesn't appear to be an easy one, does it One he's w went for Qeen of theouth one of he's went for. Gallary Nesmorth has been Qeen the South manager one hundred percent. He has managed both clubs. Oh sh. one Did he manager. You're right? Is it Queen of the South? And East Fa. I think it's East Faith. I thought East fa for a certainty I think you I thought it was a certain me and you would be right, D.. That five. That. four. I can take that. I can take that go Well done. No wrong. didn't ye. Well for No. I' going for that thought big question. No, I thought you were good. I thought it wass five four dars wins No, we're going for a top bank question. I go for your top bank question. gus, would be you? No, S be fair I did say Yeah. Gordon did' say so to but just for a difference I see. Eactly. So your well ticket seat. by the way, I'm lessen, I've had a bad day because the McDonald's and everything like you feel right at here. Yeah, exactly. That's poor, right? I that's poor. It's be five four, but I thought you was going been if it was five five or again, joining me to lear a listen. And by the way, just just for full transparency. You'd be raging about this by the way. No, I wouldn't. O one hundred percent you would be. No I wouldn't. Because I did say Gordon said and by the way, again, if the answers would been opposite and you'd going betweeneen the South and Agonne' Sife would still do the same thing. one hundred percent. Iree, I agree. I'm happy ag Okay know have. I mean It doesn't matter because it'll be you'll talk and I'll be like, o, what's a fucking midle nameam Gordon or something like that. So I' no go give des No, no, no, you've got to give Stehen that because if he gets it Yeah, then I get it to I I exactly. Okay, R Stephven, Yes In what year did Dunfairland turn professional And you asked me this before? you've used this as a top. You've you've used this as a toping question before. It's terrible, John. And plus it's fucking solid John Who does fuck knows that? Well, I talk with on family support it obbviously I've not putting my p Yeah with the pub established. I cannot wait to see where Gordon Ds. What cannot wait If I've asked you before, how dod don know the answer? It because it was fucking months ago. I didn't ask you this before. I don't know. you have. I think you have. I'm tiding up John. I wait I'll wait for a skin grab of that. But obviously the cub are established eighteen eighty five Yes, I know that John Frelin Athletic football Cub after splitting from the cricket Cub. what's about those family Kin good ans I mean, I've got absolutely no idea. What before nineteen Fucking ' eat. No Quite obviously eighteen ninety nine I mean, that's pretty obvious A you shafted You have shafted me. How have I shafted to you? Good question. What's Gordon's question? Right, okay, Gordon's question. I like to give him one about his fellow pundits. The people that he works with. Yes. onn a daily basis. Well not daily sometimes works with. Come on, John. Right, okay. Who did Killian move to A Celtic o was like. How can that be comparible to which year been fming unprofessional? Do you know? No, but you could take a punt at that. right? What did you take? I don't know. Dundee 'cause he's played with loodsie Clubs. So there's a finite number of answers that you can give. whereereas I have from eighteen eighty five to that's finite as Sty. That's sixty years. To be fair, that's finite as well I think. I mean there's probably more more fin clubs there's more clubs in the world than there is years so actually. John, can I say something? I would say I've been shafted here guys. How you been shafted? shfted? Absolutely. Your toping questions for me are ludicrous And and it's all because we beat in the Scottishcot semifinals. They gotot The bitterness is seeping out nothing Just becausecause you were sat watching on the fucking teleion Saturday. I really enjoyed it. And we were out the game and enjoyin ourselves. you were starting in the fucking house. enjoyed it bitterness is seeping out. Re reallyally enjoyed it. Right. I was great watching the To be fair, I did want a tear. I did want more tears. I wanted a total pump and I wanted like small children crying into their bs going That's That's what I wanted. I did get it though. I wanted to see Stehven Malan to telly. I was to my brother going Go and find Stehven. No and theow that's was there was tears for me, just just pride Jo. Did because because you know what Yeah, We won the semif final. there's two things. Martin O'Neill's arm aloft at the end. There's two things moment. There's two things, John. Yes. We obviously got our big day out in the Scottish Cup semifinal. Memies I'mad G glad you had a lovely day out. I'm glad you finished four crucial fourour crucial championship ' using it beat using the semifinal which stopped you winning. I've not answer my question, yeah, bys. Iorry sorry. Right. Can I ask you a question here? Did John ask you that question before You've had that question before The one the one that you got for top ban? I think he's I think he has. And it wouldn't surprise me because he's a big sweat and lazy mas. I think I think I've got this question before. I don't have. You've got something very similar before. No I think it's how many cops did King go an it? Was it No? I know it was ask how many did he go I'm going to go for I think he left Celtte and went abroad And I think it went it's Sophia. She is Kz. You have hadard this question before. You're such a lazy bastard. You're such a lazy bastard. had You're totally You're totally had that before You ch. Howt know that? I asked him if Kell I think I asked how many quakes No, you didn't, John.'re a lazy bastard. I ending this season in supreme sweaty oous laziness. Absolutely not. Do you know what? I think asked him how many Scottish clubs' King? Oh, you didn't How many hed be unn for? how did he know it was Esky This was obious answer So how's our top in question then? Well, it's not obvious. J said there's an obvious answer. Cel take to see you. You're absolutely shocked me here, John. Your bitterness is seeping out you. Let's end the podcast.. Let's end the podcast. Okay,ight? We can all go home. But to be fairly, John, I did win the original five four. You did win the original five four and congratulations to you. Let us know in the comments below if I've used that question below. You have used that question before I think you' used yeah, because I remember it was the only club. I dont remember