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You are in for a bumpy ride this week, kids because it's a busy one. Hit that jingle The Chris Maul Show Rady Oveax . Yes, the Chris Maul Show on Radio X. Another five days of great radio. Did we do five or four this week? Five this week . Yeah, yeah. I'm getting mixed up. Yeah. I'm off five. I'm off next week . I'm on Monday Tuesday, Wednesday. Yeah, but I'm off Thursday Friday and then I've got a week off the week after it. I need the extra Thursday Friday after which I'll get into later. Booze cruise. It's not a booze cruise. It's not a booze cruise . That's what that is. It's what you'd like. You'd like a boobs You go cruising for boobs . Because you you like like boobs and that. Yeah , you're just such a parallel. Captain Crabbeat Captain Crackbeat said up the air today by the way. He said some boobs being great because he is I wasn't saying that. I did. He and hello to all our sisters who listened. Didn't they? He definitely said he said they were the best thing ever. Yeah, no, Don said. No, you said no, you said I think we're off the air. Somebody said something about boobs and you went, Oh, babes are great though, aren't they? You said, How do women get anything else done Didn't you? Well, she's a very strange. She said idea of them . Yeah, it's fast . But honestly, I'm with women because I've got boobs and mobs. I te chnically they are, but just I hate them. I don't like mine. I don't notice your moobs. I'll be honest with you. John See him. Here look. Guy . Wow. Take your eye out . Holy Jake give me a black eye. Yeah . Well, Chris's Moombs are a toppless woman from Leeds. Anyway, doesn't matter. We've got a lot of guests on the show. In fact, Dominik is about to tell you who was on the podcast this week. The Liverpool legend that is John Barnes . John Barnes. Yeah, he was so good. What's a holding give video at the right time? I would have hold his hand actually. I would have held his hand. Well, what you were gonna hold that? John Barnes. What do you have held his? I would've held his I would have him if he said John Barms. Right. John Barms. We had the wonderfully weird Ted Krabbits. What would you held of his? Just his microphone. Right? Okay. Or his block of cheese. Didn't he carry a block of cheese around the carry ? We didn't ask about that. No, no. He was very, very good. Yeah , a bit weird, and he bit weird. But really real. Hear Ted Kravis from first guy sports on the show. He's really good, but it's a bit weird. It's bitter, it's really good. A couple of bands. A couple of bands came in who were just massive just friends of ours more than anything. Friends of the show . Nothing but thieves came in. Connor and Dom. Yeah, came in, and Biffy Clyro, Simon and Ben. Now they are doing a gig together. Biffy Claro are playing in London. They're also playing in Scotland as well. Nothing but Thieves are supporting them and they were both on the show this week . And Biffy Claro was so lovely . they And're like, You come to the gig, you come to the gig and a few of us are and a few of us aren't and we're like, yeah, I guess, oh fantastic, fantastic. Oh my god we're so looking forward to it see that. Nothing but thieves are building a bar backstage and they're like what, do you want to drink? We'll make sure we have it when you come to the gig in London . Captain Carp Make it and Dominic Carp Make it But Aaron and I are going We're gonna be battered. Oh you, really are. You'll be spoiled rotten. I hope it rains. I hope it rains. And if the weather's hot and lovely and it's a Friday, so I'll get up in the morning, do the radio show, go to the gym, go home, salt myself out and then go by love, and then off I'll go to the gig. Yeah. I'll go. What a lovely time. Anyway, so a busy podcast this week. Let's get straight into it. You got to live at some very, very funny bits in the show. These are all the best bits of the Chris Marsh show for this week in one handy podcast. Enjoy The greatest boy show Ray Opex Heads up straight away, just off the bat. Start the show. I'm in an absolutely stinking foul mood today. I'm in a proper do not get in my face. Don't even look at me, Captain. If you just look at I can feel you looking at me. In an empathetic I'm not looking at you, but I can feel you looking at me. As empathetic as I can I can. Oh, hear your voice now. It's like you're in the room. Oh got a microphone Oh there you are. Morning, Chris, morning, I was such a bad mood. Do you know why? Or no you just woke up? Various reasons. Okay . Various reasons and no re asons. Right, okay . And I can run them all by you if you want, but I'm in a bad mood. If anyone else is in a bad mood , then I'm with you. Well, you know what? Should we tick them off? Yeah , if you say what they are, we'll take them off and we'll try and work out ways to cheer up. Well, I've cracked my lip . Ah . Right. Now first of all, I thought I thought it was now I could never say this word because I always want to say coldslaw . Yeah, I know what you mean. Yeah. And that's not even a lie. I thought I had a coleslaw in my lip. Right. Then I thought maybe it's just cracked because it happens every so often. Yeah. And then I did a little search on the internet and then it said something like in Patigo or someone, which is a word that I heard before but I'm not sure. And I'm not sure if I'm remembering the right word. Impatigo . In Pataigo, down the Leido. Somebody like that. Laido. Somebody do Dido is it? But I think it's just cracked. Okay . And I think it's getting better today, but it's been really annoying over the weekend. Right. Okay . So I've got some like doctor Paul are summer. Part you., hey Huh? You got some what? I've got some doctor Paupa. What the hell is doctor Paupo? That's demons. Is that Bongello? We're halfway . Whoa , living on a prayer . Okay, right. You got some Dr. Paul Paul. Right . Anyway, does that help? Is the pawpaw helping? I think so . And then Tiff said , No you should get spice and whatever for it. So we bought some whatever for it in boots. Right? Put it on. I'm like, that's disgusting. And then she's like, What do you think it is? I went, I think I just cracked my lips today . She shouldn't be putting that on it. You just told me to put that on it. She's not a trained document. Because yeah, but I thought you had whatever . I can't see it. You can see it now. I can't see it. It's top of my face. So that was that. Yeah . Secondly, yes. That's number one, Chrome. Number two . Yep . This morning. Oh, this morning. I don't ever normally do in the morning. Okay. Oh , but I did, right? We had Chinese late last night. Hello? Like an idiot. That'll get you. It was knocking on the door, wasn't it? How late are we talking here ? Half seven yeah that works. And then this morning I'm like, oh I need to go, I need to go. So I had to go in the boys' toilets in the here. Now, if you're a regular listener, you'll know the boys' toilets here it's like a war zone . Yeah . And I walked in this morning and I just thought I'm in a bad mood anyway and I just went, oh come on the animals that we work with here , there's no need for that, is there? There really isn't. So the issue, I've put Chris Hadapoo before work in work . That's the second problem. You don't need to write the what he mean? I'm just writing all the things you don't need to you don't. It's not going to be a podcast highlight. Let me tell you . So here's what happened a few months back. So they're doing the building out at the moment. They're refurbing the building and whatever, which means basically they're closing down offices, parts of the building, blocking them off, building walls, then taking tearing the walls down again to reveal that the office looks exactly the same as it did six months ago, but they might put an extra microwave in. So they've done up the boys toilets. They're really, really nice, bit of a rush job in my opinion, but I'm no expert. But anyway, they've done them. They look a lot better. Really nice little dual sink area. You've got two cubicles, no uurinals, just two cubicles, two hand basins , really lovely granite esque worktops and paper towels , hand dryer there, lovely soaps, beautiful. Now, what happens I've seen Dom in there and I've seen Captain in there . I've not seen Aaron and I've not seen most of the men in the boys toilets but I've seen Captain and I've seen Dom and they do what I do which, is when they come out the cubicle. Oh hello, how are you? Yeah, great. Straight to the sink, straight to the sink area. Now, as I said, it's a double basin situation. So you can go to the one on the left or go to the one on the right, whichever one's free. If both of them are free, take your pick. What you do is there's some soap there. So you put the tap on, you don't put it on too heavy, but you put the tap on. I'm teaching you to wash your hands here, but you're probably aware of this scenario that I'm talking you through. And then you old pump pump on the old soap dispenser, pump, pump out there. You wash your hands like that and then you put them under. Now you might want to you might have a different way of doing it to me. You for me I would wet my hands slightly to get a bit of a lava going and then I give them a good old clean and then I rinse them off underneath the tap and then I shake off the excess and then I switch the tap off and then there's some paper towels here. So I pick the paper towels up and dry my hand and there's a pedal bin. What you do is you put your foot on this little thing and the bin opens. Hallow and then you put your paper towel in there. Now if you need to do it again, you can dry hands again and there is a hair dry hand dryer machine if possible. Yeah, it's textbook so far. Now is that how you do it, Aaron? Yeah. Right. I do exactly the same yet. Okay . I think some of the people who work on this floor and I'm talking about bloks who work at Capitol come in, right? They go in first of all they go for a week and when they walk into the cubicle they're like I'm going to say Strap yourself in We got the willy out and they just go everywhere like an out of control fireman's hose like someone that have a pick panther Colonel Carter. Wa that's what they do or really simple, they don't do that because they're not an animal. So they go to , they lift up the seat and then what they do is they just kind of we half on the edge and then half into the actual toilet. So it kind of splashes everywhere and then it gets wet on the floor. Don't wipe it up, but just leave it there. Yeah, yeah. And what you do is you might have a little bit of you might need to do a dab and do up as we call it that's it. So what you do is you get some toilet roll and then you kind of like do your dab and do up and then just kind of throw it up in the air hope it lands in the in the loom. If it does bonus if it lands on the floor no matter does it. Do that again if you want, repeat. And then it's really up to you if you're one of the animals from Capitol. You can flush it if you can be asked, but just leave it, just walk out, leave it, walk out of there, and then that's the cubicle situation. Now let's go to the hand washing scenario. So if you work for Capitol and you're a dirty dog , you come out of the cubicle and you go, right, I'm going to wash my hands. Which one should I lose? Let's just use the one I left. What you do is you put the tap on as hard as it'll possibly go. So it's literally pouring out of that. And then I think what they do is they put their hands underneath it and they just go away . They just throw water everywhere, all over the mirror. It's a pull party. Cupping it, just chuck it in the face. I don't know, laughing maniacally, but all over the floor like that. And then they switch it off and then when it's absolutely soaked and I mean soaked, like it could put a rubber dock on there and it would move all the way across because it's that much water . Then you get , I'm gonna say half of the hand towels, like a good handful, like that, pull them all out all over them in front , and then kind of like just scrumpl ip a bit and just throw them up in the air and walk out . No, that's not that's not cricket. Yeah, yeah. That's not cricket guys,. Come on. And that's what they do in the Toboi Tilot. This is the Chris Moyle Show podcast. When you're a maintenance engineer in a beverage manufacturing plant , you keep production lines moving and quality on track because there's no room for slowdowns. With Granger's vast selection of high quality motors, sensors, belts, and hard to find parts, you can get what you need fast and all in one place so nothing gets in the way of getting the job done. Call one eight hundred granger, clickranger. com or just stop by Granger for the ones who get it done . Grey D O Back, the Chris Moyal Show . This is the Chris Moyle Show podcast . Grey O Back It's me Adam Brown. You just plugged your laptop in? Yeah, did you want to hear that? Yeah, 's kind right here in that. Do I get away with that? What? Do you think Adam's gone? I think so. I'm in Wherever he is I knew I knew I knew he'd come as soon as he had the call. Adam Brownie's a bad. Adam Brown. He's a bad radio x What do you do yesterday? Talk me through your day. I'm fascinated by your life. How's your relationship with the cowgirl? News read a woman. Yah . She's in today actually. Is she? Can you see her? Yeah no, she's recording all right news at the moment. Let's see if I can find it. No, don't get her on it. Don't get her in her house . I wonder if I can get the cowgirl on here. Oh, what's the cowgirl? From Global's newsroom, there you are up to be. How are you ? You're going to be listening for the accent that you think she's got, which is actually quite offensive like , right? Yeah, but don't do the voice because it's not actually a real voice. From global's new shut your face. I've got news for you. Listen up, get a bit of that tonight. High Street is going to be closed in Berlie today night. Don't worry about it. It's got round. It's got a ring roads, don't have one , shut up . That's news. It comes weather, put a code on. See ya . It's like you put her up on a fader then, Chris. It's actually a recording. Wow. You be careful because you're a little bit scared of a I know it's just a bit . It's your last year you watch out. I know. Every time she gets a mention on the show, she sends you a message telling you off. Yeah. Because I don't know why she's so aware of what's going on. Like her own job now but she's got her own job to do, do you know what I mean? And I'm thinking, why even over a day off she knows she's gonna but you know this, right? I don't know what the percentage is, but it's high. I'm say going to seventy five percent people who work for Global Listen to RadioX. Yeah, that's true. They love radio X. They love it. You mentioned anybody who works internally in the building that listeners don't know and I'll get to them instantly or they'll they'll either be hearing it or I'll get sent to them immediately. So cowgirl, obviously, even if she's not listening right now, she loves it. She loves a bit of radio X. Y a. Love a bit of radio explaining . Hey, Adam. What's watch your son? What she said? Otherwise you got me that . I've got my chops on and I don't mean fellas. Don't mean. Is this helping the awkwardness in the office when you meet it now? I mean, look at this, she's still in the studio right now. We do have a little thing called Talk back though, don't we? Do you have a little talk back button for that studio Adam? Yeah, you can turn to it. I have actually like a little walkie talkie setup. What's the name dolly? What was it? What's the name cowgirl? What is it? Can you? Every said . No, not for me. I didn't we have said. That's just got a call of dolly. Yeah. I'm not going to start. I can't do what's she middle of recording something. I can't start so scared of really. It's real genuine worry in it. Are you just scared of her? I was all women in general . No, no, he's good. He's fine. Not all right. I mean, do you watch him what to say to her? See , don't don't ask questions like that. You just buzz down and go yeah and just see just see if she's but the problem it is right.' Theres two buttons here, right? Right. One says news one and one says news two. So they're corresponding to two different studios and there is there are several news readers in so I could hit the wrong one and because I can't see which one . So Adam, Adam. Paul Simon who's trying to do his gig. He's getting a shot. So Paul Simon works . Paul Simon . Paul Simon. It's Manchester. Here's to you, misses Robinson. Hello doctor's my old friend. When you ask him, how's he got? She got diamonds on the soles of his shoes? That's so cool. Well, him and Julio doing down at the schoolyard is if you'd ask him as well. That's amazing. He walks around with a neck pillow From Global's News Room, it's me. Paul Simon, and I'm gonna give you the news over a tune. Kirst arm has said something and down extreme is in the rain today. Here's our Garfunker with a travel . This is the chunber . My studio is Paulin Talk to him. Yeah. He's like the entire , you know, news team in Manchester's gonna be turned against me now he's gonna be I'll get a DM off him later. Oh, who's the head of the newsroom there? Shaking Stevens Oh no, here comes Cliff Richard from sport . I like the fact you hit the vocal on four side instead. Ah, what a shame this is. Have you heard this before Adam? Oh , fuck global reading all the news I work for global reading Bulletins all day . That's my game because I work for global . Dean, Deni. I see Adam Brown in the studio every morning and I give him a little wave . He's scared of a cowgirl. Well it's seven o'clock, it's time for the news From Global's News Room, I'm Paul Simon . This is the Chris Moyle Show podcast Ray Obex . Dom Barnes is coming in, Captain is Giddy. Darm is giddy. Aaron is mildly interested in May. The man United fan is not as giddy. Well, I like John Bones. Oh yeah. It's a legend. Of course he is. Yeah. He doesn't. nineteen eighty seven, he's joined Liverpool for how much money from Watford. Whatever it was, it wasn't enough Go on, Captain. Is it nine hundred thousand ? It is nine hundred thousand pounds. And he played in four hundred and three matches. I tell you what , Captain seems to know way more about John Barnes than you. Why have you been? He played in four hundred four hundred and three matches Fliverpool. But how many goals did he score? He probably scored about eighty or ninety goals . eighty or ninety? I think that ten 's more than that. Is it? Go one hundred and one hundred and five hundred and six . Hundred and six goals. Wow, wow . Where are you reading this from? Let's say I was on the phone to my dad for about an hour yesterday to write by John Barnes. Okay . So Captain's dad a big fan of John Barnes. They were chatting away for ages. I said, Did your dad want to ask John Barnes a question? He went probably not. So Captain just rang his dad and said, Dad, would you like to record a question to John Barnes? Then Chris might play it to it. Great. Yeah. What do you think his what do you think his reaction was? Well, hopefully a go that'd be brilliant. Jon Tirus' reply? Yeah . No , I don't 'cause I'm in the middle of getting I'll be getting in the middle of getting ready in a minute for gymnast . Chicken . By the way, easy them in the middle big yellow captain yellow belly . Morning, dad. Will you be listening now? Yeah. Aw, dad, you chicken. Would you like me to record? You asking John Barnes a question? Next I've got the stock getting ready for the gym, isn't it? Getting ready for the gym? I'm in the middle of something. Let me think. I've got to make a make a sandwich. Yeah . I thought I don't want to, it's just I wouldn't know how to answer the question. Well, what's the question? Well, my question is this. Well, there you go, that's how you do it. Yeah. What question would you would not want to ask? Honestly, John Barnes is one of my dad's heroes. Would you like to ask him a question? Nah, getting ready. If John Barnes facetimed your dad . His dad would say No, no, I don't because I'm in the middle of getting well I'll be getting in the middle of getting ready in a minute for Jim and that. So hold on. Let me just tell you what he's answering. us Would you like to would you like to record a question to John Barnes and we can play to him? Yeah. Well, no, I wouldn't because I'm in the middle of, well, I will be, I will be in the middle of getting ready to go to the gym and that I'm not now, but I will be soon in the middle of getting ready. Yeah . Now we've all been to the gym . When I get ready for the gym, I have a gym bag. It's got trainers in there and I put in fresh shorts top, , socks and a fresh pair of pants and socks after the shower . It takes me approximately from start to finish, I don't know, ten seconds. Yeah, yeah, but he'll be in the middle of all that. So he's five seconds in. So he'll be done in five. He's done. Yeah. What's your dad's name sorry? Chicken. Chicken will be in the middle of all that. Yes, chicken. Chicken , they call him . Morning dad love you. , do you want a join on a cup of tea dad? No I don't because I'm in the middle of getting well, I'll be getting in the middle of getting ready in a minute for the gym and that. Yeah for the gym and that yeah yeah I don't want one hundred and one interim. Shop Bards, one of your heroes . Don't blame us for this, Ian, this is entirely your son. It is, yeah. Yeah , mawning. Shicken Unbelievable. It's not I don't want to, I wouldn't know how to ask the question. Right, exactly. Yeah. What was the question? You've got his question there, right? I got his question in the text yesterday, so I could read that to John Because weirdly, he knew how to type it, didn't he? I wouldn't know how to ask it. Oh, the pressure was off then. Yeah, as the pressure's on. He won't like the pressure might not be dead. Do you want to ask him ? Do you want to ask him how he is? Oh , I don't want to. He's just I wouldn't know how to an thesw questerion. Yeah, right here is how are you? Oh dear. Do you want to go out for Amanda Holden? No, no, I don't because I'm in the middle of getting well, I'll be getting in the middle of getting ready in the middle of the gym and that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I get it. I get it. Non committal. Yeah. No, it's fine. It's absolutely fine. Yeah. Would you like a free holiday to Santrape No, no , I don't 'cause I'm in the middle of getting well, I'll be getting in the middle of getting ready in a minute for the gym at that for the gym. No, I appreciate it. You're very busy and everything, how would you like a quarter of a million pounds? No, no , no, I don't 'cause I'm in the middle of getting well, I'll be getting in the middle of getting ready in a minute for gymnast Let's just leave it, Dad . The Christ as show . You're listening to the Chris Moyle Show podcast . 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When you used to train, was it regimented? Was it kind of loose? Was it different every day? Can you remember that Like, you know, it was very grasimented , but we're just looking forward to finishing training at twelve o'clock and getting into the pub to be honest with you. Time's football change and you would have been around in those good old days. But I've listened, I to used footballers were getting to training at ten o'clock, but I've had kids into being nineteen, so I used to wake up and take them to school from seven thirty eight o'clock . Go on train till ten. And the good thing about that is that when you finish at twelve as you do, you have all day to do nothing and then go and pick the kidss up. So that' what I've been doing for years and years . But it was it was fairly regimented, not as regimented as it is now because of course you did have time to yourself to go and do whatever you wanted to do, whereas now I think it's much more structured , particularly when you're not training because when you're not training, players are now just resting and recuperating and just picking after themselves. Whereas we just look for any excuse to try and get out and have a good tab for few a pints. If you could which is a silly question because you can't, but if you're on a good question if on a question if you could play football in any era, in any decade, in any time . Like so let's say now twenty twenty six or in the sixties or when you played . Would you pick when you played ? Well, you see, what we want is one perfection. So I want to play in the eighties, but I earn three hundred grand a week . Well, because we can't do that , to answer your question, you said the sixties. So I look at my time when I thought, well, a lot of money came to. I was the first ten thousand pounds a week player in the country, which is a lot of money back then. A lot of money now. It is. I mean, it's nothing to compare it, but also you had freedom. You could go to the pub, you could act normally, you could go down the street, you could , whereas now they can't have a life because of social media because of the way that the perception of them, meaning that they can't be seen to be a normal person going to the pub and having a few drinks. So therefore as much as, you know, you talk about the money in it now, would I want to play now and not have the but if I was playing now I wouldn't have known what it was like in the eighties. So these players aren't like, oh, we miss the time in the eighties because we're not allowed to wear you because that's the way they're brought up. But like kids these days. So I think that we had a good time when a lot of money came into football, but we still have that freedom to be a normal person. World emotion, new order . Is it true that they auditioned a few players to do the rap? Well, they didn't audition us. I can give you an exclusive of some people doing the rap. Live in nineteen ninety on my phone. I could play it there if you'd like. That's what I was actually doing. First of all, there's not supposed to be a rap because you order not a rap group. And at the end of the session when the song was finished and there was only six of us turned up to do it , Keith Adam, why don't we just put a rap in it? And Bernie Summer and Peter Hook were from New York said, We're not a rap group. So he goes, Oh, I'd be great. The song was finished. And so he just wrote it there and then we had to have a rap off. So then we said, who's going to do it? It was between me, Gaza, Peter Bears, the Dez Walker, Steve Man, Chris Waddle. We were the only six who turned up. The rest of the latter weren't even there because we didn't know it was going to be a song with new order. We thought it was just going to be a hair we go arms around each other so the players didn't turn up. When they got to number one, they're all in the video and they're all on top of the pop. Yeah. So six of us turned up. So at the end at the end of it, what then happened was wrote the rap. We all had to go the rap. It was between me and Des Walker, however, but obviously I did it . But I was then working at Leicester about eight years ago and the sound engineer said his dad was the sound engineer live when we did it and he's got a recording of Gaza. He's the bear to his and he's got it on my phone and Gaza's not bad. Yeah. What you want to hear to be that's the one you want to hear . Let me get this up . Let's gas up . You've got to hold language, but do it at the right time. You can be slow or fast, but you must get to the line. The lowest hit you and hurt you Defend on a ton. There's only one way to feed them. Keep round a fast because means if you can You can't get something in the mag. That's the alcohol. It's the most we ain't gonna rule again. They sin the football songs reliance on it. Now Peter's coming up now gentle men. Here's Peter to hold and get put at the right time. You can be so upset because you must get to the line if you're always hit you and hurt you. Defend . There's only one way to beat them get around the back . That's me if you can't have this. I'm the English man. And what you looking at is the man. We stop it there. Who chart s go to number one? Between you and Peter Bearsley, there's no conflict . It's like someone has just woken Peter and visiting. Can you immediately sing that? I tell you what I was going to speak a bit of French here. Because for Peter, that was Son's alcohol. . Whereas for everybody else had a bit of alcohol, but not Peter because Peter doesn't drink. Casso Peter doesn't drink at all. Gazza' verys well Gaza's got some songs for the tiny . Do you remember the order? Like who would have gone first or would Gaza have gone before or after you in that ? Because he had a lot of the beat and a lot of the phrasing was very Gaza had a little bit of rhythm for Jordy . I can't remember the order of which it was done. I'm very happy about everybody's sound. I'm impressed . Gazza. Yeah, it was very good. Now Gaza has done a couple of songs but what a great thing though because if that was me and I don't know about you guys but with my producer head on I'd be like, alright so let's take let's take a couple of lines of Gaza , let's take a couple of lines of John. Let's take a couple of lines of Dares and we'll just chop it all together . But don't forget that this is this is of course if you're doing a football song with football players that's what you do. Everybody's involved, but there's new order who want to make a good record. Yeah. So we're going to put Cazarin and Peter and everybody and he's going to be like, well, it's going to be fun. it Be wascausen't. And this is the thing, it wasn't an England song. It was a New Order song. Not because nineteen ninety was special . The country did well, the whole country right behind us. It was like, oh, it's an England song, but it wasn't. It was their song. And I feel sorry for them because not many people know it's their song. They think it's an England song, you know, so what a great time you had and in between all of these good times you were scoring some cracking goals. Yeah, you were also excellent a few lucky ones. Few lucky ones. We got some lovely messag es in from people saying the goal at Allen Rode, for Neil down at half time got it back to four three and you scored four a Maradona type goal. It came after four . It's the only goal I've seen where Leeds fans applauded an away goal. Wow . Well, I remember we were forming up and then Leeds Chammers got a hatred so they came back and was like, how can it now be four? Because then we saw back at five. Luckily just luckily . Right. What else have you got to talk to us about? We need to go to the pub to watch the football. We do. Well, it's I mean, any green kidding pubs, they're having a big drive for the football coming up this summer and the tagline is not VAR, it's BAR Yay . Belonging atmosphere and relationships . So all the green kink pubs now are having obviously for the football coming up in the summer . They're having a big drive for people to be watching it from the pubs and you know getting involved and for the first game on the eleventh , the first game they're having a group of you can get free a free drink you have to book to go to any of these great gig pubs. There's something very exciting about Absolutely Game with your mates with a big crowd in the yeah, definitely. How are England going to do, John? I think England will do okay. I think they'll do well . I think with what Garth Dadey Maxim ize the potential of the team to get them to the semifinal, get them to the final because you know, we've got good enough players, but then I think that to go that step further, you'll need a manager who's going to push them and Garth Master Gone Garth's a great manager. But I think the problem you have is if you have a manager who pushes you too much, it could go the other way and took it very demanding and very strong and English players are very powerful. And if they don't take to you, and it can see is already left off Cole Palmer and Phil Folk glad because his philosophy he likes you know the Morgan Rogers is in the hard working players which is right to win the easy matches with Cold Palmer Phil Fold and you'll be them six and seven they're great players but when he playing against France or Spain that's when he needs stronger players that's what Tuca likes so making France a favor it becausees they've got a great balance of technical abilities, pace, strength, you know, organization, and they're very, very strong. But England will have a chance, but for me, France will be the favorites. Yeah. What an absolute pleasure this has been. And you're welcome back anyt atime. Ladies and gentlemen, the one only, mister John Bar. Thank you . You're listening to the Chris Moyle Show podcast Bra v X And that was a lovely chap . Oh, wasn't it? Yeah. Just a lovely chap. But here's the question though. Go on. Would you have John Barnes? Now that we've just spoken to him, you where have do him back on the show again? No, no , no, don't because I'm in the middle of getting well, I'll be getting in the middle of getting ready in a minute for the gym isn't that. Right. Yeah, yeah, Bonnie does. We didn't get to ask Oh no Captain Daddy Crackbeard's question. Yeah, just Ian's fine. We got to get any pictures of your gun yet? I have text to try and get East Tony. Okay. Run after him. So run. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Slight run. I'll go slide. Show him bar. So you know what? Why do you go with him? Because you gotta get your picture. Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's do it. Aran, do you want to go and take it? Of course. Come on. On if you leave me in this church. We'll just leave you leave you fight is this fine? Yeah, ye findah, a way. Yeah . Yeah, you all go. Don't say what? Words Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah . Bye bye . They've now actually all gone . Everybody's now left to go and have a photograph with John Barnes . I am literally now on my own . They've all gone . I've got nobody who said no nothing, no dumb, no captain. They've all just left me on my own . I've not been in the studio on my own for a long time . So every we're all gonna say we love you lease Lease , please. I'm on my own. They can't stop me. Every where we're going to be there we body come on join in We're gonna see you bump we are so proud . Come on. We shouted out loud. We love your legs . Legs , leaves . All right, what else can I play? Got to hold and give and give it at the right time. You can be slow or fast but you must get to the line hurt you Defend an attack there's only one way to beat her get round the bag casting if you can because I'm the man . What you're looking at is the master plan . We ain't a ruling gast. This ain't a bunny ball soft lion much just unload ing . We had to play a little bit, didn't we now? England England cheers one on one. How did you just do the pictures for the boys? Yeah. Are they all goody? Yeah. Oh God, look at it. Oh look at it they come. Here they are. You happy. Look at that. Look at the smile on your faces. Lovely . You just met John Barnes and he pitched tagging with him. Having a photo taken with John Barnes very, happy. Captain, you have a picture taken with John Barnes? I have a photo with John Barnes. Is it a picture of you Dom and John Barnes together? Well, we got our own actually. We got our own. Captain, do you want to say what you said to John Barnes? Things that you should never do. Chris, this is terrible. This is the thing that no one ever wants to hear when you're someone and you have a great career and a great life. Did you say Livered to meet you Jim? I said my dad would kill me if I didn't get a phone to do with you. And then he went, I'd be great grandad soon and stuff like that. Yeah, he goes. old I'm old am I? Yeah. I called him old. I didn't mean that. He hates you now. John Barnes hates you. We got your dad on the line. Dad, do you want a picture with John Barnes? No , no, I don't 'cause I'm in the middle of getting I'll be getting in the middle of getting ready in a minute for Jim and that. Yeah, Jim and that I got leaving now, shall we? The Chris Moyle Show podcast Granger knows when you're a procurement manager for an office park, you're not managing one building, you're managing all of them. And to stay ahead, you need to see through walls and around corners. Lights about to fail, filters ready to clog, HB on its last leg, if you wait until something breaks, you're already behind. Count on Granger for quality products, easy reordering, and twenty four seven support. Call one eight hundred granger, click Granger dot com or just stop by , Granger, for the ones who get it done . Gray D Opac, the Chris Moyle Show . The Chris Moyle Show podcast, Gray D ygen Matter . We get letter . We get back and back on letter all letter . We get letter and the letter hi everyone. Thank you so much for the mention from listening to Chris on Saturday afternoons way back when to getting a mention now it's a huge buzz. Saturday afternoon. I'm pleased Chris that you and Adam enjoy them . Now what could this be? So much so we've included a few more pairs for you all to enjoy. So you can come in your sh orts all the summer long. Yes. Feel free to follow us or tag us on our Instagram. We'd love to feature alongside other muscly heavily tattooed customers . Thanks again. Have a great summer Finn and the team at Manchester Short Shorts. Manchester Short Shorts. If you've not heard of these, they're the shortest shorts known to man , which Adam kind of wears, really? They're very skimpy. They've sent four pairs. Great . All in different colors. Great. Mom. I've got two pairs that I brought on holiday last year. So I've got that kind of burgundy color and white and the white ones. I was showing 'cause we had John Barnes on yesterday. I was showing Captain Highlights of the Liverpool Forest Game from eighty eight. It's not very far up . It's not far up. They're a bit dowel gleash . Yeah . Oh, lots of love to Kenny Dowlees, by the way , who yesterday was announced he's battling cancer. Oh no so good luck, Kenny and love to all the fans. Can I just say you are the king? Just to try not to make light of it but to make light of it in a good way. He's in good company. Bobby Davros in a similar boat. Oh, really? But I think he's I think he's okay I think he's terminal. I think he's needed to read up, but yeah, Bobby and Kenny. Yeah . So Kenny 's sorry, this is just going off in a tannin. Yeah, yeah. So he made the announcement yesterday, but inadvertently had posted something on social media that he didn't mean to post , which was basically saying that he was battling cancer. Wow . So then he did a proper statement and goes, My treatment is going a lot better than my social media skills. Bless. So yeah, so we wish him all the very best for the for obviously. You know that all Kenny, yeah. his legend. King Kenny, we send you all our love and best wishes. We hope you can beat this. Hope you can do alright . Yeah, and meanwhile yeah, Bobby Davro . Bobby Davro the fabulous comedian. He's been diagnosed with prostate cancer. So sending all of this love to you as well. Bye absolutely. Absolutely well. Anyway, now Kevin Kegan, he's not well I know. No, he's no, so cheapers . Yeah, cancer can do one. Yeah, as we all know. The day will come. Yeah, I hope so. We have four pairs of Manchester Shortshoe. What colors have we got? So we've got kind of like a mosque green by nice , a nice black one , another green pair and burgundy. Right. And I've got to see which pair I've got. They are so they are so good. You know what? The weird thing is when you put them on, sometimes depending on what the activity is. Yeah. They're not as short as stop stretching them out, Cap we doing? Well, I'm just Well, they're yours now. They're there for a child. Now, I've just seen this. So this is what size would you say that is? I'm just holding it up to you. Medium? Large . Still , I'd be an extra. They are large. But as that. The looks even big. They're large? Extra large. Yeah, that's sexual. Yeah. Oh man. I'll take a larger medium please. Yeah, fine. They're yours. What have you got? So we need to send some up to Adam as well, don't we? Because Adam likes the short short. So yeah. Thank you very much. That's Finn and the team at Manchester Short Shorts. Thank you for that. Do you want to try them on cup? Do what? Do you want to try them on? Do I want to try them on? Yeah, me ? Do I want to try them? We'll look away. We work. Is there an option of no? Yeah . There no. All right, Dan, what else have we got? Okay, good. Now, yesterday, you asked me to review a band. Yes. So we got sent in. This was the Dasins. That's right. DAW S INS and they sent a CD and myself, Captain and Antonia, the intern, we went off into a little studio and put it into the CD player and press play. I really like it. I really like it. There's a little bit in it that I think we all agree it sounds a bit like the police . Which is nice, isn't it? Neon, Nina Nina. Because they describe themselves as kind of sort of eighties ish with sort of new wave and all that sort of stuff. It was brilliant . But I've also been delving into their back catalogue, which they didn't even know about, I'm sure, but I had a delve yesterday and they've got a track called Blood and Tears, which was from last year, I think, which is very, very good and very cass abian like as well. So well done. And thank you for sending it in and keep up with the good work. Nice. And they've got so that single Should I keep speaking is out towards the end of this month . Awesome work . Well done. We've got one of their tracks here. Again, this sounds a bit policey. Yeah . Yeah, you're right. Can you hear what I mean? Yeah, there's an element of police in there. And then this one as well. This is the new song . Yeah, because I was worried it was just me. No, but now you're hearing that are you? Yep, and then this is an album track called I got a Cold. Oh, that is good. And this is called excuse me. Yeah . Now, do you know what also I found out yesterday when we were listening to this song, I was, as I say, in studio with Captain An onya as well as our intern Antonia , the intern , has had one of her tracks played by John Kennedy. Oh , I' rmadio X. Oh and it's and she's really good. What ? I mean really good voice. I was listening to you. What's singing? Singing. Our intern, yes. Did tell me she's going to be the next Adelle 'cause she'd be making tea for me for she could be the next Adelle. So she goes by the name of Tonia T ON I A she's on Apple Music and all that sort of stuff. Is she? Yeah. And very talented . Why is she interning for us? Touch the cloth. No, cut the cloth. Was the name of the single that I was listening to yesterday? No doubt. Cut the cloth. Do you know what she's got a fantastic voice. What is she? I'm searching for now. So Tonya, T ON I N A H. Tonia? Tonya, there's I think her latest English call my god, that's a picture of her. Yeah, yeah, because it's her . I've never seen a picture of a nut making team before So that track cut the cloth. Might be she's got lots on there, but I thought that was really good. Well, seemingly that could be her most streamed trick. Oh no, it's not Which one is her Why is her most stream tracker? one hundred sixty two thousand streams! Wow! Cut in the class at one hundred forty thousand . But she's really good. Check her out everyone. Yeah, do it. How does it pronounce it Tonya or Tony? I think it's Tonia. As in Antonio? Tonya. Tonya, yeah. What's her name? Antonia. Oh, that'll make sense. That makes sense. Yeah. But yeah, so John Kennedy's played already, which is pretty cool, isn't it? Yeah, we just love new music. She's had a single release to shear. Yeah. And an album The Songs We Wrote in Norfolk. Oh, that's nice. What? That's the name of the album. A nice tone. I like that. Yeah . She's very well done. It's awful here. Three thumbs up . Is that a plane? Thirty kids in the classroom, two surnames. This is from her album Songs We Wrote in Norfolk. Track seven, have you met my wife and sister? That's not a cow, it's two men in a costume. Here she is. Yeah . What's you reading for? So awesome. Well done, Antonia, or Tonya, if you want to ever listen to her stuff, well done the Dasin's as well. And thank you to Manchester Short shorts. Lovely. And God love to everyone who said, God love to. Dom at radiox.co. UK or sound like the police . If you would like to send stuff through the post, you can to this address. two, three, four. Dominic Burn On The Chris Royal Show Radio Ox thirty Leicester Square in London W C two H seven L The Chris Moyle Show The Chris Moyle Show podcast . Our next guest, what a life they've got it's. the And first time on the Chris Moyle show . Let's say hello to mister Not Mr . No, not Fay Hello. We and thanks to Sky Sports. Oh yeah. Lending us. Absolutely. Mr. Ted Krabber. Yeah , hi . Hi All right, Ted. Good. Nice to meet you, although it is the first time we've met, but it's not the first time we've been in a small radio studio together that's right . Or now he's pretending like he remembered No idea He doesn't remember Chris. He doesn't. I don't. So how long ago was this? It's thirty years ago. thirty years . Oh now this is fascinating. Chris, you don't know this. At the he doesn't know this . So where were you thirty years ago? I was at the Rocking Tower of Power up the road. The Tower. At Capitol Where? Where you worked there? I worked there. He doesn't believe me, does he? I knew he wasn't gonna believe me. Well, I do 'cause you've got that weird radio voice thing. So what weird radio voice thing? That like someone who works in radio. Yeah, that boy. I knew he didn't believe me. So as well as me Oystercard, I brought my capital press card. I knew you wouldn't believe me. So it was thirty years ago you were the big new thing at Capitol and you came down to the news and sport . You did not know what you were doing down here in this news area. You were lucky , I don't belong down here. Don't like it. Probably not. So did you work on the way it is? Yes. With Adrian Pears? Did you know Adrian Pears? Yes, Patrick Johnston, David Hedg es, they were my bosses. Adrian Pearce. Havid Dudges gosh. You were the big new thing and you were coming in. I was like, Oh Chris is here, wow. Yeah, that's cool. I know. Wow. And you were right because I went on to be kind of a big deal. This is a perfect reunion. I love this. This is great. So how long were you there? Until I left to do Formula One in the end of ' ninety six . So I was there from sort of March april ninety six till November, december ninety sixth. So you weren't that long at all. No, so I used to do the shift that nobody else wanted to do, which was early breakfast for Howard Hughes. Wow , and he'd come in five to seven. Ah morning, Ted, how are you? What have you got for me? Yeah, they're also people who write your scripts for me. Can you do? Could you imagine I used to write my scripts by here? Could you imagine that era of that time of the day as well in that place? You've got Ted going, I've got to read, I've got to get the news for Howard Hughes. And then Howard Hughes will come in and go, Hello, Ted. Do you have my news? And then he would go, I have it for you. And then Howard would bring it to the studio where Tarant would go, hoo, you got my news . Nobody could speak properly in that place A bunch of freaks . And then you left Capitol and what was your and you went straight to F ,OM what was the first role in FOR Runner researcher , tape boy, right? Logging tapes. Really? For the sky , no, it was ITV at the time, with Jim Rosenthal. I was presenting. Legend. Legend. Yeah, what a voice he had as well. And you were there for how did that from ' ninety seven to two thousand one . Then Murray Walker retired at the end of two thousand one. They needed a Pitlane reporter. And so from the beginning of two thousand two , I went into the pit lane because I'd just been around a bit and hanging around and they wanted to. That's so cool. Get rid of me. Was that the best thing ever in your life at that point? Well, I've been doing the same job since two thousand two, so it's not much for career progression, but yeah, it's quite a good it's quite a good gig. Yeah. Yeah, but you obviously you obviously are a fan of Formula One. Yes. And then you get a chance to work in Formula One and you work your way up a bit and do all the little jobs and then they go, Listen, we need a pit lane reporter. Do you want to do it? You must have been like Pit Lane reporter . Yes, yes. Anybody who watches it will know , but explain somebody who's never seen Ted's notebook , what that show is. It's what happened in the Grand Prix if you didn't manage to catch the Grand Prix. It's one person, a rambling monologue , we're live most of the time. We start, it's me and it's someone on cameras. It's either Pete the Ginger Pirate, Lee the Marine , JD The Crow or Kieran Header Cameras. Right. And sometimes TBAs if he comes in from the ocean. I know if he hasn't been caught in a net sure . And we go off and we just see, you know, we see what's about. But I'm going through everyone's story because it's not possible when you're watching an F one race to follow everyone's story and everyone's got a story. Everyone's got a story, haven't they? Everyone's got a story sorry. And people want to know what happened to Alex Albon's race or it's not always going to be Kim Adenellei or or Gorge Russell Louis Haldon or Charlotte, the guys at the front. Sometimes the guys fighting for the show , they've got great stories as well. So that's what I aim to do on the Notebooks, tell everyone's story and sum it up at the end of the day if you weren't able to watch two hours build up with us and then a couple of hours race and then an hour's build down , then you might want to watch twenty four minutes or how long is it Ted Buck? Well, it's a commercial half hour, but you'd have to argue with my production assistant, director's assistant of how long it's meant to be. Right. The last one that really caught my eye, you were almost like backstage backstage. So you weren't near the motor homes. It wasn't busy. And at one point, the camera guy just there was two people sat there having a coffee and the camera guy literally just walks up to them and films them and they're really self conscious. Meanwhile, you're not talking about them at all. You're talking about tires . And I just thought this is the weirdest best show I've seen in a long time. That's lovely. And then he just and then he went, Where are you? And he just wandered back to you like he called your dog . Jackie. Go with Jackie. It's quite a surreal television, isn't it ? You know when Martin does the pit lane well and he goes and they're clearly going in his ear my God that's Flow Rider. You can see the panic exactly . He doesn't know what Flow Rider is let alone what he looks like . Well, it's like the opposite of that . There's nobody famous in Ted's notebook or he'll go Oh look at this. Look at this. Now this is Sarah and she works in catering for in the Red Bull Motor I said and she'll go I attend. Love it 's so good. They're about to talk about tyres. That's right. Tell us Everybody now in that world. More or less . I mean, having done it since two thousand two , I know most people. And if there are people I don't know then I find out who they are. Because that's important because when I'm doing my other job, which is in the pit lane, finding out what's going on . If you can see that I don't know, Macstaffen's got a problem or something and you know that that guy is from the gearbox part of his car or that guy is the engine guy on his car , then you can say, oh, I think it might be an engine problem. Think it might be an edge problem. Well, I mean, you'll probably be proved wrong. He's probably just helping out his mate on it. But still expert. Let's talk about round sixth then of the season. It's the Monaco Grand Prix that kicks off the European leg of Formula One Dom. Yeah. So what do we expect? What we think in this weekend? Well, probably Charleclerc. I mean, he's a he's an ace around there. Sorry to get too technical, but Ferrari have this small turbo, which penaliz es them on big circuits like Canada where we were last because their small turbo goes and everyone else is big turbo against what he did Small turbo spinning up. It's like, oh, long straight, I can't deal with it. And everyone else's big turbo is like, yeah, long straight, I'm a big turbo . And but because there are no real big straits in Monaco , it will be like and it'll never get to it'll be great. So Charlotte or Louis Hilton in the other Ferrari. Oh , you think it's Ferrari's because of that? Well, there might be another reason why Lewis Hamilton might be going quite well. She's coming to the race, we think. Oh, really? Kim K . Oh family and Jacob Elaudi and Timothy Chalamay. Oh right. I think they're all coming. Wow. Oh , that will help him. Ted , lovely to see you. Sky Sports F one for the Monaco Grand Prix. Ted Kravis, loving to see you. And you. That's the way it is for Radio X. I'm Chris Moyles. This is the Chris Moyle Show podcast . Granger knows when you're a procurement manager for an office park, you're not managing one building. You're managing all of them . And to stay ahead, you need to see through walls and around corners. Lights about to fail, filters ready to clog, HBAC on its last leg, if you wait until something breaks, you're already behind. Count on Granger for quality products, easy reordering and twenty four seven support. Call one eight hundred granger, click Granger. com or just stop by Granger, for the ones who get it done . Grande Oback, the great est boyle Show . This is the Chris Moyle Show podcast Bray O This would have been very Chris Moyles show for us to say that Beefy Clara was still running late, but luckily I,'m pleased to say they join us now in the studio Ganalo. Let's say good morning to Simon and Ben from Big Beat Fire Road. Good morning Simon. Hi Kiss, how's it going? I'm Ben. Hello there . Oh , just come back from America, have you met? I yeah. It's American and I 'm in America. So you're doing Chris, you're looking very well. Thank you, Simon. I'm doing very, very well. Simon, have you met Dominic Byrne? No, I haven't heard Dominic Dom. Hello. This is Simon from Bifficly Road. Hey Simon, nice to see you. Nice, nice to see you as well. You like it very well. And thank you very much. And Dom, I know you like your football. I love my football. Simon just took part in soccer rade. Oh, how was it? I'm really good actually. I pretty quite well I forgot my chimpads, the branch of chimpads from John North. Wow, okay. You have to buy a chimpad. That's right. And Ben, but you didn't you didn't take part in the soccerade night? I know, I didn't play that game that day . Dominick, he didn't play that game that day. He didn't play that game that day, Ben. Why not? No, no, no, Simon got the rod. Simon, you played, didn't you? I played but you didn't Ben. No, I didn't play Simon played. I played that site. Sorry, but Simon, have you met Captain, by the way? Hello, Captain Sorry, I'm not I said. Simon, nice to meet you. Love you to see. you And Ben, this is Simon, this is Captain. Hi, Ben, Captain Ear. Oh, hi there, how's it going? We got a song called the Captain. Oh, that's right. Yeah, you do. You know that, don't you, Captain? Yeah, I know that of course. Yeah. That's right, Sim on. That's right. That's it. Oh, is that one of your favourites Ben? That was really your house isn't it, Captain It's one of my favourites. Just because it's my name, but it is a favorite Christmas. Anyway, yeah, they're not here yet are they? Oh Job, is it you? It's me all along. God is captain. Do you know what? And I would have got away with it too if it hadn't been for you meddling kids. Irish American Benz was joining us as well. Not my fault take. Yeah. Yeah . Do you know why he's got that weird accent? Because he eats so many people from international communities . This is the Chris Moyle Show podcast Ray OPEC Look, here they are. Now, look, now they're coming in. in C,oming come here you, you l'reate morning. Treating this place like Outsal. Umbrian, let me go and give these guys a home. Hello terrible tanky. Umbrian there. Leave me a garage sit there . Ladies and gentlemen, Biffy Clara at the door style . Have you in check? Captain was doing a terrible Scottish accent earlier. What we were doing is we were padding for time. Yeah. That was all . So Chris threw us and made us do an accent. I love this by the way. Simon, the singer from the Bambi for Clara and Ben who eats people the zombie flesh eater. How are you? Take a bit. Yeah, good. Look how smiley you are. Look at this, look and look at all you got blood drain your mouth and I can't remember how we got into it. Steve, it was all your mouth. I think it's 'cause I think it's 'cause Ben's resting face looks like he could eat you. I think that's what it is. I think that's a compliment. Yeah, but of course it's Ben's be one, please don't eat me . Now first of all , big the big news, I was gonna say, of course, well done at soccer rade. Thank you. But I watched it. That was so good. How was it? I've never been invited to take part in soccer rade . You did play , but there's not much gap between my involvement and yours for anyone . Hey, how do you eight very solid touches? That's good. That's good. There was one moment where Leonardo Benucci passed me the ball and I then passed the ball to Georgia Alba and it was just one of the most amazing harmonious moments of my life . How nervous are you before you run onto the pitch? Oh , I've never been so anxious in my life . Everything about it felt like an outer body experience. I've obviously been a massive football fan for years. A lot of these guys have seen throughout my life so to lift your eyes up and see them in the pitch, Michael Essen's coming at me at one point that's amazing. But now the whole thing was a trip to be honest. I'm only slowly processing it now, but being in that pitch was it was just for nominal. I've decided I'm going to give up music This is it. I become a professional footballer. Yeah. Absolutely. It's the first thing too late. Simon. So let's talk about this gig. This is going to be your biggest London show that you've done. Yeah . So you do it, you're doing a big show in London, but you're also doing a big show in Scotland as well. And you've got nothing but thieves supporting you , which is nice. When you play a part, is it capped? Forty five, apparently is this is a cap. Forty five . Yeah, and we're so excited. You know, we played a bunch of shows at the start of the year, which is just gonna whether our appetite and there's something glorious if it's a nice day well it doesn't need to be a nice day but some of these days in the summer when you're just in these fields can just be the best memories that anyone ever has. So we're really hoping to make some sweet times so it's good Spiffy Clyro and then nothing but Thieves in both the shows. Yeah . And then in London it's Don Brook Don Bronco, one of his names . Hesnick. Marma Duke , Mark . Don't disrespecting her Bellman. Don't disrespect her Bellman. So Marma Zettes. Marma's amazing Yorkshire band. Maybe a Yorkshire band . So they're my favourites out of the three support that I've never heard of and then it's either waves or Waves. It's waves waves, but it's got two Vs in it. I know it's Google. Isn't it that of make things Google ? Friday july third, if you've not got tickets yet, you need to get them quickly before they are all gone, but it's gonna be an amazing. I am so happy I'm going to be there. He's so happy . I hope you're all coming. This guy here is gutted because he's away for a weekend. He can't say why 'cause kind of thing So basically, if you guys play on the Friday , Casabian plays Saturday and Will Fallis play the Sunday. You did in the field bin? And he now I've got a gig the next day . So I'll miss Kasabian and well . So I've seen you guys. And then that's it, but you're gutted on you. And what a lineup of gigs to start that weekend with you guys to move through that would be unreal. And I've got stupid plans. Why don't you just cancel your stupid plans? Yeah, I would. I have thought about it. Prioritize. I know exactly right. I know you're sitting in the room. I really not so I believe it will be very clear again, but now you hear shoot cool. My friends are terrible. Manda Biff. You know what that is that you? No, she know that is penny. Is it you? No, no. Manda Biff . But more say, please. On the Biff. Sounds American almost. Yeah. I'm from America. Lives on a very famous street called Sesame Street Big burden. Cookie Mon ster. No way. Monster. That is Monda Biff. Cookie Monster Action, are you joking? Swear to God. Wow, cookie monster humble monster. Yeah. That's amazing. Because we were played earlier. Captain Guys, he goes, have we played that to the little guys? I went I can't remember. We must have done it. He isn't. So we were playing we were playing it. We go, Oh, the same on the Biff and then go, what? I say, have you got if you're a fan of tourism. He just went on de Biff . Yay ! You got it immediately. I love this from another mother. Yep . Great way to introduce yourselves when you play. Absolutely. Yeah. Right. So Simon and Benner here from Biffy Claro ahead of their massive gig. It's two shows. There's one in July at Finsbury Park in London and then one in August London in Scotland. One in Carter to Vezuela.., yeah Iceland Yeah. Big in Cardiff Castle, which is gonna be most fun. I'm an English teacher and swim school. Yeah. Oh yeah, English teacher. Swim school, by the way, is a great name for basics. Fantastic. Really good. But it's humor actually so it's humor that's playing so good. Yeah, you would do it. Forgive us. You are Osondo Camino in Spain on the nineteenth of june. You'll start with the Sundan . Then you're doing well, obviously, Ben , Bloodfast the Czech Republic twenty seven of the Jews. That's in Czechia so health and safety is a little looser than Spain . July third, Finsbury Park, London, and then you're doing Benny Cassim, which is lovely . Then you're doing Bart Simpsons Festival in Barcelona. Bartalon . That's it. Oh, you're doing Kendall Calling, lovely. Oh great. Cardiff Castle. On july the twenty sixth, 're there you are. Look at that. That's a good kid . It's a busy summer. Oh, isn't it? Isn't it? Just amazing. Tell you what, your families hate you, don't you know summer holiday but And it was been away for four months over winter and that just wasn't enough as away. It's another summer holiday in mid September facts guys . And no full adventure begin off at all. No one beat up for us again. Bippycliro dot com slash live if you want to go and see the guys anywhere. Maybe you are around Europe, maybe they're playing when you're going to be on holiday. Maybe that's the we could ruin your holidays. Yeah . And then Cardiff, Edinburgh and London for the big shows is going to be great. Incredible. One of the first times I ever met you guys and chatted with you, I asked I asked you if you could remember your first ever now album and you said, Oh , yeah, I think so. It had this on it. And then I found it. I started playing, guess the song and you were very good at it. And then Captain this morning said that your last song was on a now album . What's it? You're on now one hundred and twenty one. What? Are you joking? With a little love finally No way! Now one hundred and twenty one ! Wow! We're up to one hundred twenty three. So Little Love in July was it? That's amazing. And I thought Think from memory , your first now album was now twelve. Yeah, now eleven eleven . Was it now eleven? Belinda Carlisle and Boing . Now which 'cause circling the sand is now twelve. What was it? Or yeah I thought maybe heaven is a place on Earth was maybe now eleven? Oh I don't know what that's happened. We would get confused and bad with numbers. So now we're like can you remember your? I thought it was eleven because it was the same one for me that brought my world . Right, hold on. Now double cassette. Oh, did you have a cassette? Yeah. Yeah. I loved cassette. Oh, oh , you have to love Vinyl Cassette. Let me see if I can find now eleven. They were such a big deal those albums. Oh, it was huge. Now six is my first voice of six . Cheers. Track one and now eleven yes bomb Yes, bumum, bum, bum, b my, bum, bum. Maybe I know here . Yeah . And track number two, you're right is you know that ? Now, track number three . Getting my dreams get to my Look at you! Billy do you ? Do you have entrance music for these live shows? We do know, we do know. Let's be . So get up on the biff Go get your tickets biffycliro. com ladies and gentlemen, Simon and Bat fromtle the Wooden Only. Biffy Club . Thank you so much . Thanks . The Chris Moyle Show Podcast . When you're a maintenance engineer in a beverage manufacturing plant, you keep production lines moving and quality on track because there's no room for slowdowns. With Granger's vast selection of high quality motors, sensors, belts, and hard to find parts, you can get what you need fast and all in one place so nothing gets in the way of getting the job done. Call one eight hundred granger, clickranger. com or just stop by Granger for the ones who get it done . Gray D O Back The Chris Moyle Show The Chris Moyle Show podcast, Grey beck. I don't I don't like this dominic and I don't like this Dominic . Oh , I don't like being part of this joke. I don't know what it is , right? I don't know what it is, but I don't like it. And I'm telling you now you nip this in the bud, right? Last time, I interviewed Conor andn Dom from Nothing But Thieves. Yes. Dom was stuck in traffic and was late. That's right . Now Dom is here and Connor is stuck in traffic and is late. It's a deliberate joke. I don't like it. And I'll tell you why to get my own back here's what I'm going to do When you play Finsbury Park in London, right? I'm not gonna turn up till you three songs in. How about that? How about that? That I'll go sorry guys, be stuck in traffic . Have you done DC yet . We're resetting the balance by Connor being late this time and then the third time we come in, we come in together. It's better than Joe's not even here. No, he's not here today. Is he alright? He's fine. Yeah , I'm just trying to I'm an ambassador for the band. It's quite a nice beer by myself. Oh , get a taste for it Don. Let's do it properly then. Ladies and gentlemen, you know him as everybody's favorite member of the band. Nothing but thieves. Don't us here everybody. Nothing but thieves . The best one introduction. Yeah. Christ have got to do a heavy lifting today, haven't I? So let's go back to the beginning then ? I'd ask you every question about the bad nothing but the go. On your website it says about the name Nothing but Theiebs and I quote It's stolen from another local band or it's a song lyric or wear musical magpies or we met in prison or we just like the sound of it, feel free to come up with your own reason. That's the reason why you're called Notham and Thieves. Sure . I'm going to put a pound on. It's stolen from another local band I don't have any coins on me, but you'd be getting that pound pretty damn quick . Oh, really? Have you ever said the story of we leave a bit of mystique ? It's nice to give, you know, an exclusive radio X. You're good to us so you can have that one on the house. And let's leave it there. I'd love to pry more, but that's nice. Let's just leave it. That's nice. Second thing is you do writing and producing for other stuff for other music and stuff. Yeah . I do. Yeah. How is that going? Yeah, it's great. I mean I sort of learnt that through Mathinbadie's and then became a bit obsessed with it. So when we weren't on the road or doing our own stuff, I'd try and find other bands to work with, which has been great, but to be honest, we're so busy now. Yeah , that you can't really do your hobbies, but your hobby is your job. So do you have a job? Because you did it, you did a track, great track with purple disco machines. Yeah, which was brilliant. Yeah . And again, very, very out of the blue . Yeah. Was that a you thing? That was that was amazing. We this record Dead Club City that we released a few years ago was kind of stepping into a world that we hadn't played with before. It was since a bit eighties inspired, a bit disco, a bit darf punky at times. And we got approached by Tino, yes sent us this instrumental no vocals and was like, What do you guys think? And it was completely in line with the world we were in. Well, this is it because this Where are you going with this? No if you'd only heard Welcome to the DC and you go right, they got new album coming out this is off it. Welcome to the DC and then you heard that and you said and this is another track for my album Ada gone. Okay . Yeah . It sounds very you, it could be you. Absolutely. It was from the world, which is why we were so up for doing it with him. And he's amazing as well. I love his love. He's so good. But what's funny is I'm starting to hear our music in very strange contexts like we'll be in a beach bar in, you know, I'm not gonna say Marbaya, but this might come on like a beach club or something, which is where you'd never hear our music in a place No, that's true Nice though, right ? I can't really say it's nice but it's damn good . Anyway, so there you are. That's purple discount machine, which is good. So So busy, you really are busy going on your dogs eating dogs tours , which is going to be nice. Yeah. What was it strange dogs? Strange dogs. It sounds like we're going around to a bunch of dogs shelters, isn't it? Yeah, stray dogs tour. It's going to be long. We're going everywhere. I mean, it's a hell of a lineup. There's the EU dates and the UK nine and dates and then you're off to North America. Arena's pretty much everywhere around UK and Europe is so surreal, really surreal. And then what size venues would you be playing in North America? Where are you there now? I reckon we're playing between like two to five thousand . So they're pretty good. They're like big theaters and we've got an amazing fan base out there. Is it nice playing arenas around UK and Europe and stuff and then go to America and then just by default, you're then playing two thousand capacity venues because it's a different vibe surely then , isn't it? Yeah, it is. And the other day we played a festival and then went up to Newcastle and did a secret gig afterwards. And we played to one hundred fifty people at Newcastle. Wow, right. And the last time we did that was probably over a decade ago. And that was like people right in front of you like there was fans crying. They were showing me their tattoos of the lyrics, just like it was you don't get that experience in an arena. No, don't get me wrong. I'm not going to trade that it's a nice little pallet cleanser, a moose boost if you will. Oh wow, whoa whoa. Hey, stop, stop, stop. Round of applause. Look who's just walst in at the last second . Now Connor is here . So now we have nothing but these Dominican and Connor finally arrived. What time you call this? Grace Lord. Grace you with my presence, Chris. How are you? He's so late. He's here to promote the next single . Now that Mathie's return with their new single now, are you evolution or evolution ? I sing evolution, but it is evolution. Even my nan went the other day. No, it's evolution, Connor. She's not that poor. She's is from East London . I say evolution. What are you, what can be you and Chris? Evolution . Probably both actually. It depends evolution . Evolution, evolution. It is evolution. I think that's the Eng lish translation. Tradeway it's a really great song. Thanks Mate. It's a really, really, really good song. And it was our record of the week the other week. It's so good. You're on fire fire. You're on fire at the moment. You really are . You're working over time, aren't you? Getting all together? Trying to finish his record, yeah. Dumps produced it. Yeah. So we're in now kind of is that a good idea? I think so. I'm actually yeah, this is my one compliment of the year ,' but I guess youve done enough . Well , I'll book the producer guys . Doesn't it sound like purple disco machine the whole album though ? He's great. Okay, so how does this come about that you're gonna produce this album? You just put your foot down and say get on board, boys or get out of the car. Yeah . That is essentially it. Who a, so whose band is nothing but thieves? It's quite this is the two parts this is why we're still together. It's very democratic. We're all best mates, no one gets snappy each other unless we're a little bit tired. But for the most part , I kind of fell into this role by doing the band's demos. Right. And we took the demos to producers and you'd be like, hold on, this is progressively just sounding more and more like a demo. And then after a while you go, maybe maybe I should do this. Yeah, Doms', it's been five albums so Dom's been producing since the start and getting better and better and learning from the different producers we work with like Mike Crossy in the States. We're there for a couple records. Nice. And you just own your skills . So how does how do the tracks come about? Who what's the starting process? Is it Joe with lyrics or is it ? It's a mixed bag, isn't it? It can start from anything can start from a medal, it can start from a riff, it can start from a lyric. It can start from any one of you. Yeah, right. And then we just bring it together , we shop it around, don't we? And then eventually a song comes out. You know pretty quick if you're onto a winner and this yeah, this song evolution that is this I'll lay it single as F Shamus Plug. That was one of the fastest evolution . Even sorry about that evolution. Evil no it was the fastest song not in terms of tempo but the quickest song to write for this album and maybe ever. We wrote it really Yeah really quick which is always a good sign I think. Nice. Have you started the album cover? That's done. Yep. Track this thing done? Yep. It takes forever that listing things. Like to come to agreement on that because I always imagine bands have full falling outs about that. Yeah, I think with this one, we put a fair bit of work into it where we started like just like rose testing a bunch of them in the studio where you play one song into the next even if it was half done or didn't have vocals here but does that just feel good ? And some of them have natural like transitions into it. It can come quite obvious, can't it? Yeah , but there's a few ways to skin the cap. So of course there's a few bones of contention, but honestly, once you've tried every option, you're like, okay, it has to be this. Yeah. When you go on stage, am I right in saying that Connor, you will generally speaking, go on with a tea or a honey and lemon thing and Dom will go on half cup. Yeah, are you still doing that? I don't keep up. I'm better now. It's a beer . It's a beer, a bottle of beer. It's harmless, okay? Sure. Judge it. So huge. I'm not getting defensive. It's a bottle of beer. Yeah. Let it go guys. You need to liberate your vocals. He needs to libricate his fingers. I get it on that design. Smoils. Yeah. But you got to take the edge off, haven't you? I get it's a stressful gig. Hey, I'm drunk right now. So go and get a ticket to see nothing but Thieves and then when is the album coming out? In September, september twenty fifth, I believe. twenty fifth. I think we figured it out like a week ago It'll be available to listen to for you Connor september twenty third, for the last year , last minute for the buddies . Let's say that's the rest of the guys for us. Ladies and gentlemen, that is Dom and Connor from Nothing but Thieves. Round of appla blow Go and see him live, John Getzigus is gonna be great . This is the Chris Moyle Show podcast . Granger knows when pro youc'urere ament manager for an office park, you're not managing one building, you're managing all of them. And to stay ahead, you need to see through walls and around corners. Lights about to fail, filters ready to clog, HBAC on its last leg , if you wait until something breaks, you're already behind. Count on Granger for quality products, easy reordering, and twenty four seven support. Call one eight hundred granger, click Granger. com or just stop by Granger for, the ones who get it done . Bray D Op the Chris Moyle Show . This is the Chris Moyle Show podcast . Bray D O . This is the cont ent claxes because someone in the studio hasn't content for the show . I'm getting my own back on Captain. Are you? Yes. Back? Yeah, what way? Captain wrote a script that may infer that I enjoyed a magazine and I said it out loud and we've clipped it and used it many times since on the show. Rudy magazines. Rudy magazines? Yes. It was just episode. I've written a radio play. However, one for us to act out. For us to act out about a minute long, not very long. But what I want you to do , there's some sound effects which you'll need to play in Aaron, I think is put on your screen for you. Well, not really thought of. But I don't want you to look at the script until you're reading it. So Captain, I'm going to put the script face down. This is the same thing I did to you. Exactly. Yeah. I'm getting my own back. He's getting his own back. I didn't do anything wrong in the first place. You made me say I like wim. I'm not saying again because there's your script. You don't need to say because we've got the clips here, Dom basically Captain a wrote a script that made you say the following Who stole my favourite magazine? And then because I dominate B loveurn M anducky Magaz ines and then I will never stop loving the nudy mags. So they were. They are. So you were just acting at the time. It's a three hander. Sorry. And I'm the narrator. Right And it's called One for the Road. Right. And if you're ready, is a table read? We need it's a table read. Don't look at it just yet. We need a little soft sort of music of a certain country playing just very slowly in the background, very lightly. Okay, yeah. Well, when you're ready? Well, I'm ready, Chris. Just say roll it and away we go. Okay , rolland . Oh . Pub landlord Captain is feeling a bit down . His pub on a remote Scottish island isn't making any money and he's had enough . Oh no Thanks Tom I can't go on like this My pup is not making any money . As Dom the narrator just said , I don't know what to do I've ploughed all my savings into McCaptains but night after night it's just so client I need a new plan . I need inspiration. It just interrupts when I was asked to source the sound effects at the last minute the pub At Mos, you didn't tell me that you wanted it very quiet. The pub was not doing very well for itself that Moss. I think they're standing in the pub. They're not buying him. He seems to be complaining about the pub being empty, but it does sound like everyone's at a right old time. It's quite a busy public. I'm sort of shouting over all of my pain tings. Yeah. At that point we're not tearing it apart here. At that very moment, in walks Lord Sugar from the Apprentice . Is that me? Yes . Why am I Lord Sugar? Because there's but I didn't do anything wrong in the last one? No no, it's good . It can't just be captain his own. Do you main intro again? Okay, at that very moment in walks Lord Sugar from the Apprentice . Hello, son . Can I get a large whis key and ice please and make it snappy? Oh my god, you're lord sonar in Lord Sugar. Yes, son, I am the business legend , the star of the Apprentice and the one who looks a bit like S id James from the Carry on films . It's such a pleasure to meet you. Well, son, I'd like say the same, but I'm afraid your pub is crap. There's seemingly no one here . I know I'm struggling. I need a new business idea. It's just not working . Tell me, son, what are your passions ? What do you really, really love . Ooh , I'm a bit embarrassed to see try me . Well, Lord said Alan, I only have one real passion and it's something I've had for so long for a long, long time . Sorry, what's the skill? I'm not committed to the page. Come on , I committed to mine. You gotta commit . I must be disappointed . I love old weben . Believe me and how old are we talking ? The older the better . I love a granny . I love a nana and I love an OAP . I just love 'em all. Hold on a second . This pub of yours is called McCaptain's, right? Ah, it is You need to re brand son a new name like what ? McGrannies . After two days of redecorating and changing the sign outside, McGranny's was launched, and as soon as the new sign went up, a very, very old drunk lady walked in . Oh , hello, Sonny. Can I have a paint of wine please? Yes, of course . So this is now the grannies, is it? The same nine in the springtime . Yes, I've decided to follow my heart. I love grannies so much. I love them old and wrinkly This is now McGranny's. Granny's like me Exactly like you . That's amazing 'cause you're just my type two a bit scruffy with a crack beard . Shall we get married immediately ? Geordi. What do you see ? I did . And with that, they got married. Captain married the old lady that he loved so much, and they lived happily ever after for eighteen months because she was ninety seven when they met . The end . Oh, she cocked it Very useful . Good table read guys Yeah , some clips there, Captain. Yeah. How ever, he's going to look for you. How did you feel that went ? Very well. Very well. How did you feel that went, Captain? Do you know what? Yeah, I liked it . You did. Yeah, I thought it was very good. A lot of passion in there. Yeah You know, said the things you wanted to say, is that right? Well, I mean McCaptain had a few admissions. Right. He likes them old and wrinkling That was the content cluts . Because someone in the studio had some content for the show . And I think it's fair to say that Dominic got his own back on Captain ? Or did he? Who stole my favorite magazine? You're listening to the Chris Loyal Show podcast Ray Omegs . Captain, be very careful because you brought some content to the show that was a script that made Dom say phrases like I will never stop loving the nudy mags ? Okay, that's it. So then he's got his own back on you by writing a script for you for us to act out, but you're going to say things about nanas . But that's heavily reliant on him clipping that audio up. I know know. Do what you audiio is clpped up? Go on. Hello, son. Me . Me, doing Lord Sugar. That was good. That's quite a good impression on it. Yeah, but that's not meant to be. No, no, no, I want captain saying stuff about wrinkly old people. Now bear in mind Hello Son shut up. Bear in mind that's it. I haven't brought. I will never stop loving the nudy mags. Hello son. Right. Hello son. I can still get my own back on you. I just need someone to clip it all up. Yeah, okay. I'm gonna do that exactly. All right. So you just be careful. I will never stop loving the nude mag. Hello, son. Yeah, all right, that's lovely. Thank you very much indeed. Because I definitely burned love Mucky Magazine. Right., okay Hello, Saturn again, stop it now because that sounds like me. Who stole my favorite magazine? Hello, Sutton, no can no, 'cause that makes it sound like I stole the New York magazine. Yes, it's like I put my hand off. Who stole my fav ourite magazine? Alo son. That's what you're looking for. It's weird. I was going through it and my microphone must have been correct really. Listen, listen, we'll get it. We'll get it. Alo, son. Who stole my favorite magazine? Aloh son? I will never stop loving the nude mags. Where's all them? Where's your stuff? Nanas. Yeah, yeah. I'm going through it. I just don't think my mic recorded , which is really annoying, isn't it? Editorial control over it. Right. My content Clackson is going to be you're going to be performing a one man show. Yeah. Live. I love this in Granny in Leicester Square. Yeah, to an audience of a hundred people and we're going to stream it live on TMTV. Yeah, okay. Oh no, we'll put it somewhere where people can see it. So it's a one man show yeah on Global Player. Yeah. Yeah, and it's you of saying words god, what am I saying? What is saying? I will never stop loving the nude mags. And then you go, Who stole my favourite magazine? Aloh son? Yeah. Yeah, that'll learn you. That'll teach me when I yeah, yeah. I'll teach you. I was waiting for him to post some clips of himself and he said he's still not actually done . I love it. Well, a minute ago, Dom just said the phrase I wanted to clip him up on it. Well, I said, yeah, we did . So he said something that I wanted to clip it. Why did you say? I'm not gonna say it. Oh, okay. Talking about the yes, the wrinkly thing. Why? I said something that actually is a phrase captain would normally say, but I said it so he's gonna clip that . That's really annoying But anyway, who stole my favorite magazine? Hello son . That was a great script on. Get clipping, you get clipping Gordon, you got lots of clip. You've got lots of clip. All those lines are in there to be clipped. Is this part of you getting your own back? Yes, and then we can play these for a year . Yeah . I've just got a lot on today . I will never stop loving the nude magazine Who stole my favorite magazine? Hello son Hello Son, hello son Hello Son Hello Son . Who stole my favorite magazine? Hello son . Hello son . Hello son. Yeah, okay, thank you for it. Very nice. Good work. Nice table read guys. Nice table read . This is the Chris Moyle Show podcast. Granger knows when you're a procurement manager for an office park, you're not managing one building, you're managing all of them. And to stay ahead, you need to see through walls and around corners. Lights about to fail, filters ready to clog , HBA on its last leg. If you wait until something breaks, you're already behind. Count on Granger for quality products, easy reordering, and twenty four seven support. Call one eight hundred granger, click Granger. com or just stop by Granger, for the ones who get it done . Ray D OC the Chris Moyle Show . This is the Chris Moyle Show podcast Ray D O X It's time for Stupid Amnesty That's better Hello , Chris . There is at least one, if not two, maybe even three of these that I'm about to read out that you are going to go if I'm honest, I didn't know that . And I'm going to say at least one person in the studio ready to do the same. Allie in Sunny Banger says every time I got a prescription . It said on the label PAT followed by a number . So I just assumed that that was Pat , but my pharmacist name wasn't called Pat until I finally realized that Pat is short for patient and the number is basically who I am. That's my patient number. Okay , not just Pat from the chemist . We got Sharon on the line because Sharon needs to tell us a stupid amnesty. Yes, Sharon. I learned that Biscoff stands for biscuit coffee . Oh my god. I'm Sharon from Milton Keynes. And I'm stupid. No what? Hold on . Biscoff stands for biscuit coffee. I yes. Did you not know that one? No. Yeah. Are they coffee biscuits? Yeah, it's that you dip them in coffee usually. But they taste coffee like 'cause you can dip you can dip anything in coffee I said dip. I said dip. Not that. I said dip lomat sausage and cider. Don't dip that with coffee. No, I think yeah, I knew that biscuit coffee? Yeah. It go'sff ee. Yeah . But I reckon there's a great handful of people going. Oh yeah. Absolutely. Bunoffi is . It's an original flavor. Do you know what it is? Yeah, banoffee and I was that right. Bunoffe. Bunoffe is banoffee on its own. Yeah, toffee . It's a mixture of bunoffy and banana. It's a mixture of bunoff and e. Oh God, no it's not No it's not help me out here, would you Welsh? My husband told me that when he was in his mid twenties , he went on a date with someone who taught Welsh and he asked her if she meant she taught people how to do the accent because he didn't realise that well she was actually a whole other language. Oh that's lovely and he didn't get a second date. That was another place was lucky for me. That's lovely. What do you do for a living? I teach Welsh. Oh, I say so instead of good morning as good morning . What? What no? Hello Hello boy oh hello is Welsh for hello, hello . So if you want to say hello in Welsh, you go hello hello and if you want to say happy birthday you go happy birthday This is Fay I was in my mid thirties as a primary school teacher when I realized that the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star were actually the same tune . Yes, yes, yes. Yeah, and yeah it's the classic. Aaron's now singing it. Yeah, now I get it , but I didn't. BCD , twinkle, twinkle. So you're a parent, I am. You probably would have sung