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Hello everybody. Chris Moyals here, thanks for downloading our podcast or thanks for streaming it. You've probably downloaded, haven't you? Well anyway, welcome and this is going to be a short introduction for me. thenen a Jingle, then a bit of cher chatter and then into the best bits of the week of the Chris Moyil Show on RadioX Roll it Joe And here we are. Whoa, yeah. Do you have any idea what a podcast number this is? Yeah, man. It's gonna be five hundred and thirty something. Oh God, no. Are we past Well past that now. Are? I mean, I wouldn't have a clue, but we've gotta be heading near. Is Is's six hundred or over? Now, hold on We're gonna be now we're in the air are we? Polly saysays Polly shakeaking head. I want to take a guess at five hundred and forty eight. Okay. Good guessing. Well, we'll come back with the answer. although for everyone else listening, you just look at your phone and it probably says it. Yeah Why do they know you win? We don't We don't know. No Is isn't it? don't know they do. Captain, we are on episode five forty eight. Oh, fivead. It is. So next week is five forty nine. Do we count Tooby's when Tooby does it We do should we? Oh, you guess the five hundred fifty then? Yeah, the big five five fifty. Beause I'm on next week Now, hold on. Now I am I am on the week after you? But notot for a full week. Right. more details on that later. I'm doing what they call a Chrismal show team member week. Yeah, where I might do a couple of days. It's known as a bits and Bobs. It's known as a captain or an MPS. An MPO yes. What? Yeah he was I might not do the Monday, I might do the Tuesday. and then I'll see how I feel. And then I might just say someone's wedding. I might just say the word wedding then I haven't got any weddings to go to. So am I going stick for you having time off? Is that what's happening? Yeah. Oh yeah. J? in a way. Just checking that's where we're at you. Are you in mood today? No don't be bringing that mood into this happy studio. I just checking that you have time off and then that's me. That's that was my question. yeah, yeah It's been a great mood. I'm not having time off. I'm unable to do the show. There's a difference there. You're not at Stupid Dave's wedding. I'm not no. I was. Do you know what? I wasn't invited? No. And if I was, I wouldn't have gone In' have gone either Well, that was ont Saturday. You know It's a Stupid Dave. That was on a Saturday. and that was about three years ago But at least at least he got married on a s. Yeah. Was it three years ago? About nearly. What happens in the studio is time I know it goes away for. H's a question outside these four walls. Who did Stupid Dave marry them? Sonya See now, I was gonna say Sophy, but I think Sophie's a recent Sop's a recent one because Sopy Mark. Sopie Mike. M Mike. I was close. Yeah. Is it Stupid day? Vicky. It's Vicky. Sticky Vicky? What was it? I call her Vicky. You called her st Sticky Vicky? I called her Vicky. Oh did you? I don't callor anything which means you must call her Sticky. I must do Sticks. For sure? Yeah. H. Well go. Now we're recording this on Friday the twenty ninth of mayay. so I was thinking about this this morning whilst I was brushing my teeth. Okay. I feel shouldh I give the introd to the podcast some I mean, we've've been doing it almost eleven years. Yeah. and I've just thought of this. Oh, shouldould we give us some Context as to the timeline So if you listen to this podcast when it comes out, you know when it is, but people often go back and listen to random podcasts. Because of the guests that are on. Yeah yeah. So for example, Michael Fastbander is probably going to be on this A boy George probably gonna to be on this. Yeah. Aziz. And sorry. As he' and sorry. Proably going to be others, ye. So We need to explain It's Friday the twenty ninth of may twenty twenty six. It's a week where the UK had a really hot temperature weather thing in May. Hottest May ever thirty five point one degrees. H. Thank her So now you know what the week is. We can crack on. And ladies and gentlemen, let's get into it and enjoy all our big guests and all our funny links from our podcast for this week. The week where it was really hot we. Cheers. The Chest Moy show B o Oh good morning Close up to the mic there It's a radio trick there Dump. s when you get this far away, you sound normal, but you get closer And you can just turn it down the voice down a little bit A bit creepy, sure. So if I'm talking like this now, normally. Normal bloke, normal bloke, but then hey. How you doing Oh, I freaked myself. Oh, now it's sexy. Oh I like it Yeah, that's good. One man. Yeah. It's good voiceover mode Oh do Dam for your tea last night I had described as chicken flatbreads Ch. Flatbads Len there I went for seesa salad With Anchpace The salty fish. They smell but they're lovely. You're listening to the Chris Moyle Show podcast R OX Matter get m m We get We get And the let. There's a letter here that says, Dear Dom, Polly's forgotten to wear her shorts today It says, Have you heard what's happened?? This isn't actually a letter. Polly has forgotten to wear shorts today. Polly cycled in in her cycling shorts and didn't bring her change of shorts. No So Polly is spending I forgot my shorts. She told people in the studio very subtly off air. you've come in your cycling shorts Yeah and you have to stay in them for the rest of the day Yeah. When did you realize this P? Well, as soon as I got into the office and went to change into my shorts that weren't there, that I didn't have. Okay. Have you noticed? because I noticed this morning that Polly has tucked herself more under the desk in the studio than normal? Is why arere you wearing the drump because you yourre card or are you wearing it becausecause you can pull it down over your cycling short? Because it's a bit chilly in the studio I wearing a t shirt earlier. Yeah, you were T shirt and cycling shorts it' a good look. I mean, listen it is a good look actually. we can probably get we can probably order a pair of shorts to be biked over at some point. Yeah. like maybe after nine. That's very kind, but I think I'll just go home and get my short. What sound's primmark open? Oh Yeah nine eight o'clock. Is it eight o'clock? Oh there you go See you later guys. Would you let us pick a pair of shorts for you? No, I'd rather stay in my cycling shorts. Manchester short shorts if you listened. you Do you want to stay wearing these cycling shorts? how about these? My little pony classics? I'd rather stay the cycl. Well, do you know what, you're covering up well So to speak, Well you're notice because they'syling shs. Emma wants to know Polly, do you have any important meetings today? Not any more. A okay We'll make sure we don't get any in today then. I think if you want to st you need to have a meet arerenn't you having a meeting with Simon Pitts today? No. is I think you are? No I'm not. is that the all the boardheads meeting we got to Bardads. He wants to have a chat with you about professionalism in the workplace because he thinks that you would be a leading light Yes for professionalism in the workplace I can message him now and tell him that you're free to see him. He's the CO And you're in cycling shorts, you can roll up the stairs really quickly. Yeah, I can. You won't be late. Yeahah, tell him I can meet after eleven so I can go get myself some shots He says, How's a minute past ten? No. Sorry Simon. I can't say no to Simon. Oh, and Ashley says he wants to see you too. Yeah separate. And James Rear, the head of radio. This is all very good is? Even Mike, head of sales says I could do in the chat with Polly. Very much in demand today in those Son shorts coinidence.ame, isn't it Well, I would love to see you all And I will see you there If you'd like to send Polly some shorts, you can do that to this address. Just said loads of shorts. twow, three, five. Germinic Burn Chrismoyil showh, RadioX thirty Leicester Square. London WC two H Seven L This is the Chris Moyle Show podcast. R. Foyd Gege will be on the show this morning T You can play the boy George.'s got such a great voice. where Dominant Burn every time he says that. Yeah, you o to have a drink. But he has. he's got such a brilliant voice. Who has? Boy Jeor? Thank you for saying, D. s very gospully, you know what? I would say that was It's not effl. E effortless, isn't it? Come on, Captain, help him out. I'm need your help now. It's something Y. Yes. What's wrong? He wants you to sing with him. Okay. N boy, come up C Come, whveret. D anything you want to be Gam That's say. They've got a sax on it. By Y O our captains Ram Y mad Do it with me Do it with me Do you with me Foto Listen, I I know his people. I could get you on stage on this tour. I' later on of that Yeah. Yeah. Can you make that date?? I'm busy There's ten days to choose from D. L it. I'm gonna get you on that stage. Y your man. Yeah. Yeah. Get you on the backing vocals. If you wantna do it, do it, right? Do it with me Do it with me? I'm pumped now This is the Chris Moyle Show podcast This is the Chris Moyle Show podcast. BD O. Ladies and gentlemen, Boy George is here. Nice and early? Pretty young up' at five. Oh That's only an hour. A Cple of coffees. Yes. I need to kind of just wake up, you know It's been a while. Your work ethic though is nuts. I was saying earlier. I kind of stumbled into a pun because I said, you do so much work and you like to work and you like to be creative. you can't sit still. And then I went, apart from when you do your art, when you have to sit still. Yeah. That's actually one of the things that's taught me to be more Patient I tend to get rattled if I'm trying to open toothpaste or something that's really tightly wrapped and I need it now and I want to ft across the room That's the only time I get really aggravated. Right? I try to put jawars on. And I laugh at myself because I literally curse. I laugh Eas you know, impatience, but as a rule, I think I'm much more laid back now. When I was a kid, if you'd ever said to me that I would have the sort of control over my thinking that I do now I would have laughed. I wouldn't have even been able to conceptualize the idea of it Be re simple. like the idea of like Oh I don't have to do that. I don't have to react like that. That was something that I almost kind of felt like when I was in a bad mood that I was being intntegral Like I'm being really real just to me being I'm being honest. and I remember my friend saying, Oh my God, when you're in a bad mood, you take it on stage. And I did for a while think that was a really jazz thing to do.. L Milars Davis. come on. then I realized snor I was actually doing a gig in Birmingham with a Cach Club. And I was in a white stinker and somebody in the audience said, Cheer up, mate. Edit Broomy, but it made me laughgh, George. It made me laugh Yeah. And sort of took me out of that moment and I thought, o God Sometimes you don't realize you're being watched. Yeah. Do know what I mean? you forget where you are sometimes. I just think I'm a bit more conscious about stuff in general, you know, againgain with happiness, I used to think something had to happen This happened, that happened, whatever Now, you know, you can choose it Yeah, I mean, over you know, because misery is also a choice So happiness is always I basically I amm determined to have a good time all the time whatever I'm doing ood philosopy, I think very excited about this tour. So It's Hcut one hundred Then it's ABC. Yes. And then you've got some songs We have and you know, I will be throwing a few surprises in, you know, I'm not going to do what I'm told, obviously. Obviously put out there because nobody wants that I might just say I don't know, they do. I might say No they don't know. You'd be surprised. People want surprises. Nobbody want's gonna to see a robot. Yeahact. Actually, I might do something quite fun and say, well, this wasn't a single, but I wrote it when I was single. So neither Well now this is it now. It's the singles tour There are a lot of singles that you don't know about you know, there if you just if you just go on top twenty singles alone It's nineteen forget top thirty top forty It's nineteen singles for this show. right As well as that, cultural pattern, I've never asked you this, I don't think There are a couple of songs that you released in America that you didn't release the singles here and vice versa. I think Tumble was never released in No. A Myst be Blind, I think was the release in America only. Yeah. Why? just c I don't know why I think in America, they always tried to take us down this R and B route And as we start to get a bit more experimental, you know, because our audience in America was L soft radio and black radio. we got a lot of support for black radio and The whole thing was a surprise. Right. because you know, we't really I don't think we ever thought like we knew we had a sort of soulful reggae sound, but we were also into Bowie and craft work and All sorts of manner of quirky things, you know, hook wind. I mean, there's nothing I don't like. so ye when we used to have our meetings about what a sound was You know, I would say I started that band. I wanted to be in Susie in the band shoes. I ended up in Cult Gar,. I don't know how that happened. Because I definitely was bringing the most miserable songs to rehearsals about dying on stage. O original name was in praise of Lemings It was very commercial Johnsord. It goes,, that's not gonna to work. That's a very commercial name. Yeah. called impacor Bemings. And we also called the Sax Gang Children very briefly And then Caravan Club, C't Wait Club and then Cge cllub. Which was the best one. Of course it was. It was the best name. It's such an iconic name now So let me tell you that the tickets for this show are going on sale tomorrow So this is a tour, a UK arena tour. It's in December. There are ten dates It's happening all the way through December, so many massive songs. Tickets are available now My favorite facts about Culture Club that I like to wow people with Uh, the two my the two my two favorites Oh Codge Club got dropp from the record label because their thir because your third album only sold a million copies. which is now so ludicrous Yeah's a statement. onlynly sold a million. I think there were some other . I know, but it's still a good li, isn't it? Do you know what I mean? I mean, it's like you know, that's the sort of official reason. R. Beuse you know, obviously If you can sell a million, you can sell more than a million. I think it was just like, you know, when things are just it was around that time. Things were getting very difficult all over. Yeah. And so it was like, you know Beuse I remember being in Pirgin and begging them to drop me. Right? Really? Yeah yeah. And eventually they did, saying look You don't want me to you don't want me to do what I want to do. I don't want to do. you want me to do. It's never going to work. Right So let's just say goodbye. I' talk about it The other my other my other favorite thing about my favorite fact about about you guys and not a lot of people know this. and I had to do a deep dive into this because I wanted to know more So it's It would have be march nineteen eighty four The album is colour by Numbers and it is a juggernaut of a success. Not just in the UK but around the world. You hit big like the dream of making it big, you and the band And it goes to number two on the album chart in America you are number two One week, two weeks, three weeks, four. I think you were numberty for six weeks and the album that stopped you getting to number one. Jackson's Thriller. The biggest selling album ever. And who was behind that album? you guys. Yeah. So then had a little look So I went to march nineteen eighty four to the top ten albums charts in America Can you remember? who you were rubbing shoulders with And because obviously thriller, nobody knew thriller was going to be the juggernaaut. It was, but it was Can you remember what else was in the top ten at the same time It's a who's who? B Springsteeen, I think. It's Classic album after classic album Sorry. Van Halen's nineteen eighty four off the back of Jump, which is a big worldwide hit. Lyionel Rich' can't slow down So all night long, penny lover, hello Billy Joel' is an innocent man.ow Synchronicity by the police Hughie Lewis in the News Sports and Jeranne Juran's Seven in the Ragged Tiger. That's not a bad topt. And there's a pretteenders album in there as well, but after the talk how I can't remember what it was. What? I mean that's an iconic list. That was a day. Now I bought Seven in the Ragged Tiger. I was going to Jamaica on holiday and I thought Be reasonable, listen to the new Gurange Ran album, see what's going on. And I actually got burnt. I was on a roof You know, like an idiot lying on this black roof and I got burnt smitherings listening to that album. Wow. And I had to stay in bedford three days while these lovely ladies It patted me with that vinegar and water and it was like I was really badly burned. Wow, that's good. I did like the album though.. Well, he was a really like the album. Yeah. Did you enjoy the circus that was Eurovision I absolutely did, you know, wanted to go and it was really mad I mean, I would have liked to have us got through to the finally just to see whether we got any of the Nil Bis or whatever Becauseuse that's what you go for. Yeah. ye. I want to find out wouldould you have got any points But I will say something a little bit controversial If five countries can get into the show without Any process. How's that competition? It's to do with just saying Yeah there are certain four of the big f big one of them, wasn't it? Yeah I think it's weird. If they it's not an even playing field, you know? Yeah It's not and it's and it's I think there's obviously a lot of political stuff going on with certain countries voting for c. Well I'd like to write the British entry. That would be something I would like to do. That's something I would like to do so I'm putting it out there. because I think also I don't know why we're so unpopular I'm like, come on, we've given the world such great music. But we were I think it's we're known for our great music. Well we were number two with Spaceman with what's his name? W Sam Sam Yeah. you know. think got one point in this time, didn't we? I didn' think got one point you know mayaybe there's reasons for it. Maybe the re' be I don't know Maybe it's the song Maybe it's not song. Do you have a song in your head for it already? or is it something you were writing near at the time? No. I mean I've got some things that I think would be great. I've got a song called I could Steal Horses with you, which is a very famous German saying about friendship that is so Euro Everyone keeps going, Oh my God. It's like really. Huge. Yeah. Okay, Abarz. G about something quite moving. you know that you know, friends You know, you know, that saying I could steal horses because it's not easy to steal a horse. So you'd have to be with someone that you really aligned with. And I just love that as a concept, you know This is going to be interesting, isn't it? I think so. And by the way, as well, we need to get also Boy George and Cultge Cub to do the Legend sllot at Glastonbury because this needs one hundred percent. I'm not old enough yet, but we're gonna know. Well Maybe in ten years time mayaybe in ten years. Go and get tickets to se Culture Club and George on the Singles Tour. This is going to be the UK Arena tour this December. You can get tickets on sale Tomorrow morning nine thirty, set an alarm, get your tickets. What a great thing. Ladies and gentlemen, Mister Boy, Jege Chris Moyle Sh. You're listening to the Chris Moyle Show podcast You're listening to the Chris Moyle Show podcast, Ray D O . This is the content Klaxes. because someone in the studio has some content for the show So this is something that our good pal Dominic Byrne mentioned a few weeks ago. Me Oh swinging No, no. You said something you said, let's work on a drama or a soap or something written for the show. Right, okay. I probably said it on our own me had the idea, D didnn't do anything about it. Absolutely. So I took that knowing you wouldn't do anything about it. No, you've written a soap opera And I've written just something for us to have a bit of a play Chris Moyle show, sixty second soaps! This your stupid idea. So you all have a script each. right? Donon't start reading through it. You've even formatted it correctly. It looks great. so SNL final draft? Yeah. This could be a springboard for all of us to write, have a little go at something. becausecause I see myself as a bit of a writer, maybe. Okay. Do you? We're all fans of SNL UK. Yes. They've been stealing our ideas. So why don't we steal what they do? Oh, okay. which whichich is, you know, written scripted comedy. I mean, I't think they invented it for sure. It's a nudge. So this is a sixty second soap script. Yeah R. Can we ask what the premise of the story is? So this This is about the Chris Moyles show. All right. Okay. So Chris, you'll be playing the part of Chris Moyles. Okay. Dom, you'll be playing the part of Dominic Burnne. Oh, okay. Aron You'll be playing the part of Aaron Morgan. Well, that's helpful. And Polly, you'll be playing Pollly Marquis. And you're playing the part of What you do? Well, in this one, ye, I'm the narrator. Okay through the story. Okay. Okay. I respect the world of radio dramas. I thought about Is this so the Achers' suic? Well I thought about calling it the Fchers, right? G But we can work on that for another time. Oh that's episode two, hundred percent. But you know, I Steve. Let' write let's write what we know. Okay. It's a scenario in the studio in the studio. justust before the show starts. before the show starts and Let's just see how it goes. I see this more of a table read. So we can't look at this until we physically are reading it. Well Lens better. All right, right to do a live table read.ure to see how it sounds in the room. see how you handle your characters. What's it called? It's called Misplaced Madness, this episode. W. That The Chris Moyle Sh, Sty secondcond Soaps Dom walks into the radioX studio where he finds Chris Sat alone at six twenty four AM. Don walks to his seat and is visibly peeved Holy smokes, Domink, your veins are popping out of your forehead. Why are you so mad? Good morning, Chris Moyles Broadcasting legend an all round great guy. You're not going to believe this I can see you've been crying, your giant what. Do you want me to do it in that style? Is this what you want? It it was me? I think it's maybe let's go for your characters. Okay. I can see you've been crying a giant wasus. This must be serious It is serious, Chris. My prize possession has been stolen. Polly enters the studio and is shocked at Dom's red angry crying face Kyom, somethingomet dreadful must have happened because you've been crying big time you giant worse. Morning, Polly, you look lovely today I was just saying to Chris that I'm really rather riled up. Spin it out, Dom. we don't have all day and don't particularly care Dom admitt it Dom is mid sentenced when Aaron enters the room, who is also shocked at Dom's hot bulging rep tear covered face I'm just so angry and I really need Jimminy cricket, Dom. yourour face is a mess. What's got you crying so hard, you giant woruss? Good morning, Alan My name is Aaron, You smelly dumb idiot. Wow, bl it. I just. All right, Captain. Is this therapy C.ot a lot of abuse being heard at Dark. Yeah. And you're saying this is based on the true story? Yeah, I sort of countountered this before a show onnce upon a time. Oh did And I just wanted to get that down on paper. G to my line again. Yeah pick up down line again My name is Aaron, you smelly dumb idiot. Hey, Aaron, that's not fair. Dum isn't smelly. pointint Chris. Anyway, Dom, why are you so mad and crying, you giant Wus? A Ws features a lot it A naughty little scamp in this building Dom pauses to cry a little more. He catches his breath from all the crying and lets out a roar of anger and shouts, Who stole my favourite magazine? Tom, you've got loads of monkey magazines. It's the first one I ever bought, Chris when I was eighteen years old, the tenth of November nineteen forty seven.omeone kick. Why can't you just get over it you giant Wuss Because I Dominic Bird mayah A loveve Muckkey magazines. you do the full? No I can't do the full things. you're just gonna replay that in forint turn No Dum. C you just pick up from the last line please? Because I donominitely Burn love Muckkey magazines. Well, as a team, We're going to get to the bottom of this. Yeah, Dom, we'll help you. Whilst Aaron tries to stifle a laugh from Chris saying the word bottom, Dom stops all the crying and all the veins in his forehead slowly disappear. Now that you've calm down, I can confess It was me. What How could you betray me like that I stole your rhythm pamphlet It was to teach you a lesson from being such a massive pervert. And did it work I will never su such I will never stop loving the nudy Mags, but thanks for trying. Anything for you, my good and brilliant friend. I love you, Chris Miles. Next time on the Chris Moyle Show. Next time won be next time Polly spills scrambled egg on Chris's limited edition lead showir and Dom calls Aron's wife instead of his own All that and more next time, folks Remember when Chris said the word bottom I don't know I have some notes. I don't know what just happened So do you want to just now, do you want to go on, Dom? Well I get firstly, I mean, let's without the elephant in the room, which we'll address in a minute. I get called a WS fourteen times in this. It probably five, but yeah he point. it seems a lot. I thought WS was really offensive until I had to then call you a massive pervert. Yes. And you said you'll never stopped living the nudy Mags. Yeah ye There's a lot to unpack that. It said you're a smelly dumb idiot. Yeah. Yeah. And then I defended you by saying you're not a smelly. inferring that you are indeed an idiot. But that person's significance after I call you a but Hiry palmed purpose. I think I came off worse in that one. Well, that's just this episode. is this episode?ome good feedback. Yeah Yeah. Well I do say Ckey. So thank for putting that in there. Yeah You say Cky. So keep that in. I said you captured the essence veryer well. Yeah. someomebody else' just their comments is Longer than sixty seconds. Is you what they comments?. Well, I mean I mean, it was meant to be The Chris Moyle show, sixty second soaps. I have an idea that actually might make it better. Oh yeah. is that we do it to time as soon as sixty seconds we stop. Re just stop? Yeah, that's good Hit the out. Yeah. See you later So it'll be And I tell you what, Dom, you absolute per that in. I' be have time, folks. There you go There you are, it finishes. That was the content Klaxons Because someone in the studio had some content for the show Wh stole my favorite magazine Because I donitely Burn love Muckkey magazines I will never stop loving the nudy Mags But you know what? I haven't kicked you for ages. I could really give you a big kick. It's great, isn't it? Because none of us saw that coming. None of us saw that coming. You all saw that coming. Well, I'll just say't. You said all those things in the soap opera and then that means we can clip them all up and we can play them whenatever we like. Oh man. D't you hate it when that happens He Now, I'm sure it wasn't the whole thing wasn't just a rge for you to say those things. Oh no, it entirely was. Do you think it was? No it wasn't. Of course it was. It wasn't. I can to got him talk. You right? I'm so happy Oh Wh stole my favourite magazine Because IW Burn love Mucky magazines Who stole my favourite magazine? Because I don't Burn and love Muckkey magazines. I will never stop loving the Nudy Max I will never stop loving the Nudy Max. Don't nod your head as you're in the mix The Chris Moyle Sh The Chris Moyle Show podcast This morning we spoke to Adam Brown Adams on before us every morning live from his studio in Manchester. We come live from the studio in London. So we're looking out across Leicester Square. He's looking out over don't know, particularly gardens, I sa it. What is his view ememberaywayss view is and we've been. It's the city. It's like a city view, yeah. Yeah, it's lovely. Such a Yeah No, not that city that one. Anyway, a few people pointed out to me that I spoke to Phoenix. morning, Phoenix. Hello. Hello, you're right, Phenix. You've been accused of something What have I been accused of? We were talking to Adam Yeah. I was telling him that I've come in my shorts today Yeah He says, Oh, Chris, let me have a look. I said right, Phoenix, we need to put it on camera So Adam can see Yeah. And then I asked you, what camera is Adam going to see me on? And you said On the wide Say say that again? On the wide. O the the on the wide one Can he say on the wide one? On the wide one? What he' saying? did just just say, o no I feel I'm anticipating something. What are you anticipating? I don't know. I just I could see Captain smiling in the corner. I'm just happy to be here, Phoenix as always. Right. could you know Adam Brown's Mancunian accent is quite strong? Yeah. A few people pointed out that when you said it's on the wide one, that you said it with a Mancunian accent D And we've got the audio And I haven't heard it yet. So you and I get to hear this together with everybody else. You know what? actually I actually heard Captain say something at the time but I had no idea what he was referencing. Yeah. him and Dominic started laughing and I didn't know what it was. Shall we have a little listen? Here we go behind all one are they on screen? on the wide one? Is's on the wide? on the wide one? It's on the wide one? It on the wide one' on Phoenix. It's on the wide one. It's on the wide one, Gade on the wide one? It on the wide one. I love that. Everybody's got to get that into a sentence today. Yeah. It's on the wide one. It on the wide one. Even if you're Scottish or Welh, it doesn't matter what your accent is. you're in Australia So we need these I need these documents by seven o'clock tomorrow, right? Ham we're going to get them to you Yeah It's on a wide one Sorry on the wide one. G on the wide one, G on the wide one. G on the wide one. Great on the wide one. Behind all one of the ons G on the wide one. Phoenix which one is it on? It's on the wideer one are. It's a lot of pressure. A lot of pressure guys. Sorry, one more time? it's on what It's on the wine one Chris Moyle showhow Podcast Ray D O A Chris Moyle Sh. The Chris Moyle Show podcast Ray B O . Come on said, Do you know Rck mey Amadeus? Rocky Am do I know it? Sing along, hereere are the words. Okay I'm start just Wh Alice start hundred Oh got the farmome of Rugy Amade Deus I don't know any of the words az I'm Rcky doll come on, Rck my Amadeas Am A Yeah Who's Amade? What? What's the what this? Thats Amadeas? What did you just say? What's all this? What No, did you say Wh who's Amadea? Yeah, but in the w? Who'smadeeas? I don't really know Who was No I'm just gonna to ask you the question. Do I? Yeah? Wh is? one second. What is it, Mark? It's on the wide one. Thank you. It's on the wide one, you M Did you just ask who is Amadeus? Amadeus Should I know? Yes. Yes. And also Falco once wants Amadeus to rock him. Yeah. What is it AJ? It's on the wide one. Thank you. It's on the wide one. So they are. You don't know who Amadeus was If you to ask J just one second. Yes, what is it? It's on the wide one. I've got it. Thank you very much. Sorry about that. the listeners getting involved there If you were to ask me right now I couldn't necessarily tell you now. Yeah is it therer throw some thoughts out there. So what would? Who could they be? Well is it man or woman? woman All right Okay. And why would she be famous? What would she do? Amadeus. Yeah. W, what now, what hasn't she done? Oh D bu. What's her like job, if you like? What's she famous for? You gota be defined by your career, do you? No, but very famous was associated with Because so far we've got woman. health. Health Health I work for the health service. Okay. Right. Who's thatist then? Who should I know? Should I know? Yes Why don't I? Mark, Mark, give him a clue. It's on the wide one Do that help? Not today. AJ. It's on the wide one. Is that helping Pudo It's on the wise one very Nothing. C have a clue? Yeah. It's on the wide one st So it's someone that's worth writing a song about. Yes. Rck me, Amadeeus. Why would they rock them? Because they are. Yeahah. They are some sort of goddess. No, but if like who would rock you Blinkin eighty two. Yeah, right. Therefore, Amadeus was a singer. That's right. It was the original singer of Blinkwin eighty two, for Shiry Amadeus. I don't know think it's working with your vocals lover. So far, you've written a woman who works in the health service. Well, I was sort of guessing C have a quet, maybe have a starting point for this. Do you reckon they're still alive? That means they're not Okay, quite leading. Otherwise, ye. Now I'm going to help you out a little bit. Yeah. Okaykay. Its all the wide one No. Amadeeus is the name of somebody. It wasn't their first name Wow. And it wasn't the last name And you will think that oh come on Well I tell you, it's technically their middle name. Yeah. somethinghing Amade is something Well, I don't even know your middle name It's weirdly it's Aadeeus. Yeah Yours is. Yeah, really is actually yeah. That is crazy. This is a very well known middle name. Yeah. It's often said allogether. If I were to say to you the magic flute Thean doesn't really magic flute. A magic flute Why are you winking at me? It sounds a bit rude, doesn't it What about you? Died very young by the way, do you know? in their thirties. And achieved an awful lot in that time. Her thirties are his thirties what you said? Well, I said a woman and no one's corrected. I said a woman. So you They asked me what I wanted, Chris. I said a woman You were about to say it was a man, Stop yourself realized I said a woman, so they asked me if it was a woman, so I'm gonna say it's a man. A a man, o. It's a man, actually, Derek. Okay. Are you're not interested in them because they didn't live past the age of thirty. They didn't live past the age of thirty. In their thirties. . U Who famously died in their thirties Wolf Gang. A long time. Wolf gang. Wolfgang Near DJ. Wolfgang. So what have we got so what we working with two? Wolfgang. Wolfgang. Amadeus and a new s. Surname. Whose name's Wolfgang? Wolfgang's Wolf gang Aadeeas. something and then something, yeah. It's something really that is is gonna. Yeah. Yeah. If they were alive today, they'd be just two hundred seventy years old. Yeah. Do that? If they're alive today. Hi, Amadeeas. Thanks for having me. Thanks. Our lists are the best. We've had about a thousand whats audio Whatsever messages. Either saying It's not the wide one or mentioning ye Wolfgang. 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This is the Chris Moyle Show podcast Bay D O X Ladies and gentlemen, Aziz and S jond us in the studio Thank you so much And always a great startter an inter view where the guest goes Just let you know I'm very jet lgged. You know I can't see right now.. We're here to help. Anything you need, we're here to help you Hey, let's talk about your show. Tell me. You're doing a massive tour in the UK by playing London. Yeah I' just doing London I am just now doing Dondon. Yeah. I'm doing the Royal Albert Hall. So the Royal Albert Hall, I did it on my last tour And I think it's one of the greatest venues to before stand upp in the world. And I've talked to other comedians and they feel the same way. It's a really special venue, but it's very popular. Everybody likes to perform there. and this one weekend in July opened it up. And so I just snagged it. and I'm doing it on july eleventh. I'm very excited to go Why is it so good to do comedy there? Because of the roundness of it or the acoustics or There's something it's one of these You know, things you can't really define yeah, the architecture of the room is special and it's got this history to it and u Yeah, I mean if have you ever seen a show there? I'm sure I was DJing there a Yeah a few weeks ago. Yeah. And there's something special about that place.. You know what's weird? I actually I studied abroad in London. I went to NYU and I did a semester abroad at NYU in London. And I took some architecture class and you had to pick some building to write about. And the building I picked was the Royal Alper. Star. Nice. Yeah' full circle now. Yeah. So then when you played there before That was what a lovely moment for you to be like, Hey, look at this. just just I just rented the place. did nothing with my college degree, but I still ended up in Royal Albert Hall somehow It's yeah, it's such an iconic venue. I see music there. I seen comedy there. It's one of those rooms you walk out. It's big, but it still has this intimacy. You know, it doesn't feel like you know, sometimes you do a gig, a comedy gig place it's too big and, you know, you're just on screens and it doesn't have the same feel, but R J Hollis kind of that that It's that sweet spot where it feels like you're part of something big, but it still has an intimacy to it I think that's and I also think that's one of the things that no one ever tells you about when you so as you get as you progress in your career and you play bigger and bigger venues So you will turn up and sound check to an empty room and then you will go away. You might leave the venue and then come back, you might go for dinner or something or you might just sit the dressing room. The next time you walk on stage, it's the opposite of empty. It's absolutely heaving, packed, full and you walk out. haveave you ever walked out and gone? Oh, that's a lot bigger than it looked when there was nobody here You know what I started doing? I I I, you know, stand up at such a minimal amount of sound check. It's about as minimal as it gets. It's just,y, all right, we're good. That's a sound check. So they were you that three hours before that for that I have a tour manager. They do the sound cheheck for me and so I like to kind of walk out and I don't really know what I'm expecting if I've never done before. And so you get this kind of nice surprise of seeing the venue and the crowded. Can you remember the moment where the penny dropped like it has just for me now when you realized I don't think I need to go to sound cheheck anymore justust to go There's two two. one two. I'm good. I can't remember, but there's such little work comedians really have to do. It's really you're really just getting paid to travel to the place because the work is just an hour of the show. and it's definitely a dark moment where you're like, you know what I'm not gonna to do that either. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not showing up for that. I'm just gonna hang out. I'll be here ten minutes before. I'll be in the hotel if you need me. It's when you realize, w, I'm making it now because I can turn down somebody and go. I'llust I'll trust this lady. You can do it.. What can we expect when we come to see you on your hypothetical tour in London at the Royal Alrbt Hall on Saturday, the eleventh of July, ticket is available from your website. Yeah, he's got a Wikipedia page or something open up, but it ss his capacity five thousand two hundred. I was like, oh my God, I didnt I didn't realize it was that big' about to come back here again in June W Well, I haven't toured and I haven't done a big tour in a few years And so this is my first tour I've done. The last time I was there was in twenty nineteen, I think. Wow. So you know, I'm just so excited to be on tour and I've had so much going on in my life. I'm married now. you know, actually I moved to the UK a few years ago. My wife works here, so we live here so U yeah, a lot's been going on and you know, I talk about my life and everything. and yeah, I feel like it's my best tour. I'm really excited. Is it nicer here because there's no ice agents to worry about? Oh my God. Yeah, all that stuff is so dark U, But I feel like you guys are just like a few years behind and I feel like there's people like, hey, that might be a good idea. Yeah It just feelelt like that sometimes. It feels like you guys are just a few years behind on stuff that's cool and bad. Yeah, we're yeah we're on the verge of all going to hell here. It's one or the other. We might be al right, We might not. Yeah, I just got back the other day and land landed in this heat wave. Yeah Yeah Yeah, as he was saying then this building is obviously one of the very few buildings in London that actually only one. We've used every It's one of those little signs like when it says someone famous live here this is the only building in the UK get air conditioner. Have you seen any of SNL UK yet Oh yeah, I went to the very first taping. Did you? Yes. All right, can I tell you a story I probably shouldn't tell? Come on. you faceing. So I went to the very first taping And it was so cool. I've been to the SNL in America a bunch. You've hosted. And yeah, I hosted it. and I was on a bunch I randomly, the reason I was in New York, I was only supposed to be in New York like two weeks ' I wanted to go and work on some standup. I go to the comedy club there called the Comedy Cellar and it's kind of the place I'm comfortable working And then u outut of nowhere, I started doing a thing on SNL, the American one, where I played this guy Cash Patel who' the FBI director in America who's like an Indian guy that looks close enough like me to the point where like when he first came around, I was like, this guy's probably going to do some crazy stuff and I might get a call at some point. No And then And then that happened. And then I ended up being in New York for an extra three weeks because I kept being in the cold open because the guy E week. He kept. I did it the first week and then after that People just kept texting me every ridiculous thing he was doing. like, Oh, he went scuba diving at Pearl Harbor. I'm like, Oh God, why did he do that And so I ended up staying there doing that. But I love SNL in New York and I've been going to the show as a fan. I hosted one time and I had a lot of friends that have been there. And then the UK when I was I was very excited to see what was going to happen. And And you know, I think there was a lot of skepticism about that show a lot. And I went to the first taping and I was like, oh my God, they they've hit a huge home run here They had such a talented cast and you know, there's all these network people there and stuff becausecause it was a big deal. They show a lot of money in this. And this lady sees me, she's like, Oh my God You're here. And I was like, yeah, I'm here. And she's like, and you're hosting in three weeks. And then Iiz, Ohh my God, she thinks I'm R I'ed. And And you know, I don't I'm not one of these people that like, oh, that's racist. L I think people just get people mixed up. So I was just joking around and I was like, o, don't worry, it's not him. I'm not gonna call HR. You still got your job And she didn't feel quite as bad as I hopeed she would But that was a fun moment. But I get it, you know, that happens sometimes. Yeah. So do you think they'll ask you to host it now The UK one No. Okay little fun. Yeah. Yeah yeah. Great to have you back. I'll just show up. You told me I'm hosting. Oh God. It's great to have you back, Tina. I'm not Tina Feay. Now you're just trying to Now you're making it too surreal. Well, it's it really nice to see you, my man, goodood luck with the jet lag. I know Thanks. No, I'm good. This pp me up, the air conditioning here, it's all been great. Great. Well, feel free to just find an office tomorrow, just spend another hour or two really relax, get that body temperature down and go and see Az' at the Royal Aberaall Saturday eleventh of July get your tickets from the website. Ladies and gentlemen, as he and sorry You are listening to the Chris Moyle Show podcast Fady Ox Dom, Hello. Your headphones look funny. Howold are they? Yeah, take them off. say my come? He way, T them off on He. Oh I found the Tummy Cooper Fz.id you put it on Dum? Oh no.. Now you have to stay as Tummy Cooper while you wear the fz So Stay a character. I'll fill until you' ready, Tommy, okay?. Toby Terrence here? Oh no, I've got it on morning morning. Are you ready for the request hour? I'm so ready for this. G be in the request. A lot of hot hits after ten. Oh yeah Yeah. that's good. It's gonna to be a scorch scorch That's right. I think Tommy's trying to get out Ththing's trying to out such. Are you out there? Tommy Coo? Yeah. When I play the accordion, Yes, I always cry. You always cry. Why do you Al always cry when you play the? You keep pinching my stomach That's lovely. So keep radio exent all day. We've got the request with Toby Taron Cavina, but sorry, Tommy yes Yes, Tommy? I just invented a step ladder. You just invented a step ladder. Without steps. A step ladder without steps. So clearly windows are on the ground floor U o That that makes sense. Oh no he's put on time his head. J know. What? Yes? Sim Salibib Do know. What do you know? I went to the doctor's you know I a doctor. I went to the doctor's. I said I think I'm a dog. You said You said you think you're a dog? He said, Allright, lie out on the sofa. I said, I'm not allowed on the sofa. Okay, I love it. Get off his head forgotten so much. Very good, I Jitter. Stopp it. Stopp it out You're listening to the Chris Moyle Sh podcast You arere listening to the Chris Moyle Show podcast, Bay D O F. play you something now and want it' suy. if you do know indeed what What happens next? Oh, what happens next? Are you ready? Presion of sport. Here we go ight Do anybody know? what happens What happens next? Oh, that lovely place piece of classical music. E and I' big Is it a big one of those big boying drums goes b something like that. There's a big drum boying goes off. Okay, A drum boying. No' being that kind of drum already, but I like you explaining it. Okay. Is that? Boying. That's not right. I'm gonna go for a triangle ting. A triangle ting. Oh, that's good. Nothing from Aaron, I'm quite surprised. I'm very surprised by you, Dar. Really Nothing from Captive at all. I've got nothing at her. D D S outia. It's a discoope bee, right That's right. because this is a classical medleing I think we have this? Was this called Hooked on Classic? Correct. We have this on Vidalo. On KTL record. Wh' to love this. Is this the beat? It's the flight the Bumble Beat. That's I mean? Correct. Yes. But where does it go next? J In nineteen ninety one Now, a couple of producers went got an idea. H Why don't we take classical music, do a medley e it, put it over a disco beat, a drum beat and make an album of it. and it could be massive But I really remember this. this is so weird. But to really get into how this worked and how it came about. We need to go back even further, Captain Because in the late seventies and early eighties, there was stars on forty five Right? Yes. Stars forty five was a Dutch phenomena And what they did was they made a song Stars on four five. Let's say it was Dutch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's do it. What they did was they had their own little song called Stars on forty five. I don't mind him. Right Okay I'm into it. Okay. Stars on forty five The idea was. Take songs, medlely them, put them over a disco beat That's Venus This is suugar honey honey And these songs were massive. Sar Honey honey. you just play them at weddings. Oh, people were loving this. This has never been done before. This is mind blowing. This is a big hit around the world. I think this would really hit a wig and roller rink Oh f I mean, this led on to hooked on classics Chy Buny and master mixes And let's be honest, probably mas ups as we know them. One, two, three, four, one This happened once before Stars on forty five went on to be so successful They didn't just stop at the pop songs of the sixties or the seventies They would go with actual beetles. A Loads of chart songs They were massive Here's one for you Good one. Good one loades beetles Oh yeah Okay Ready God my dad would hate that Now let me see if I can then find my favourite of all the stars on forty five star W. Oh ye, let's gotot this modo. Come on now So anyway, a couple of guys went Th thousand forty five are doing really well with the old pop songs never been. Why don't we do the same thing but with classical music instead and then that could be a massive hit. Hoptong Classics was made. They got the guy did all the orchestration for ELO in, yes And they made this good. They released an edited version of a single, which got to number two in the charts. Wha. And the hook Tom Classics have gone on to sell ten million albums around the world I telling you this. Wh I don't know? Why am I putting this in your heads? I don't know. Well, I'll tell you ' I'm really cruel. Oh, I woke up this morning. That was in my head. Right. And I thought, if I'm waking up to it today,ight, you're gonna all wake up to it tomorrow. The Chris Moyle Sh Chris Moyle Show podcast Ladies and gentlemen, Michael Faspender. Welcome see you. Good to see you. I you saw you were Googling me there. Late. Googling you. Yes. Yeah. There's lots to Google. Well, was doing I was doing my new impression of you. Yeah, I heard that. Yeah. It's half German, half Irish. Was that what it was? How how dare you back on? Listen, let's talk about the reason you come on the show, which is not just to see me, obviously.'s unfortunately it's contractually obliged to promote the show. Oh yes, yes,. It is season two of the aggency which is Paramount pllus, now it's gonna be Sunday the twenty first of June is when this starts, which is great because If you haven't seen it yet, first of all, shame on these people, right? But that means you can watch season one. Pfect. They're all into your system and then you don't have to wait for ages to watch season two because It's coming out on the twenty first of June Would you like to tell everybody about the show and your character? Sure. It's basically about Central intntelligence aggency U and it's their sort of headquarters here in London. And within the agency There's I've been recalled recap of season one, I've been recalled from A mission out in Africa. and I don't want to come back into the fold because I've been this legend, that's what they call these sort of characters you play when you're undercover And I've been called back into the fold. I don't really want that to happen because I've fallen in love with the woman. And then things get complicated because she arrives in London and you know we start seeing each other again, which is a big no no no.. And then I sort of get embroiled into a situation where her life becomes endangered. And so the question is whether I'm going to betray my country or her Oh Gess that's good. It's a good sell, isn't? That isn't o Oh, that's good. It's a good sell. Yes. It's also Qite a stellar cast of acting powerhouses. Yeah. That's a great cast, Richard Geer. I believe it's his first time doing television. Is it really? I think it is, yeah. Wow. Yeah. ye. Do know, I never thought about that when I saw that. Yeah. He also Not to dissimilar to yourself. Fan man doesn't age. Well, he def I mean, I definitely age. But Richard Geere is he's a sexy man. Oh he is. He's lovelyt? He's Richard Geere. He's Richard Ge was quite when I was doing scenes with him actually, I was quite, you know, taking aback. I sort of I was just looking I was like, why, would Richard Geere stay in character Its r. He's very charismatic now Mber charismatic. Yeah. He's a movie star. Jeffrey Wright is in it. Yeah Excellent. It's also an amazing act. And then this season U there's some some guest stars in it, Hu Bonneville's in it. This is just a They must have something some amazing actors. Yeah. No, they definitely put a great cast together. All the characters are very different in terms of sort of energy and what they bring. And it's it's just it's a very smart show. I mean, you know, this sort of genre you know, there's quite a lot out there of this Jre at the moment But I think one thing that would perhaps set the agency apart is that it's very much steeped in reality. you know, it is as close as you can get to the real thing And it's sort of the blueprint of it is a French show called L Bureau. Oh, what is that? the Bureau And, you know, it's it's sort of That was a great show, if everybody hasn't seen it. So the blueprint was there from that. and it is definitely very close to what happens in the real world of espionage It' produced by George Cluty Is company? He's not in it. No. he might be. Is he having the next season? Not really. just notes from the South of France. They're good notes though. I' going to start out just so muchantrop lovely. He did come visit once. No but No, but his partner, Grant Chis Loff is also a producer and he's directed several episodes as well. When I was reading my notes on you, I always like to clear things up or things are actually true sometimes. It said your first TV role as an acting was Band of Brothers It't be the first role you did. That was the first TV role, yeah. What wasn't Be H'by Hy came after. I did Band of Brothers and then I thought, okay, this is it, you know. We werere off to the races and then it went dry for a while. Really? Yeah, yeah. I guess there were so many of us, you know, there was like forty guys running. a lot of brothers. That's a big old bad. There' a lot of brothers. toooo many brothers. But yeah, it was a, you know, phenomenal experience. I was, you know, got out of drama school, I did a play and then I was working in a warehouse There was night shifts and I thought, okay, listen, I'm going have to stop doing this night work because You know, I wasn't really fit to go for auditions during the day and then sort of went back to barwk. and then literally a week later I got an audition for Pearl Harbor. Wow. And Band of Brothers. And you know got the gig with Band of Brothers and it was a nine month job. It was an incredible experience U, you know Television. Unbelievable. Yeah. And then and then afterwards did guests on was it Hobey? Yeah, Hobey. Hearts and bones Um I did a poirot, everyverybody said I do a poiro. I did. Yeah. D didid you enjoy that? No did I enjoy it. Yeah. Sorry, sorry, my go I'm sorry to it. He said a poirot, not a poor. No, no Pirro You misheard him D. That's why he got very excited. I love a poir That was early your career. Yeah. You got loads of those films, haven't you your private library Dom's tapes. Yeah.. I've said that before going through US customs and they're like, What do you do? I was like, I'm an actor. And they're like, so I was like, what have you been in? And I was like, Well, did you watch Adult Entertainment? And they kind of look at me and I was like, porn. And I can see they're going through the Rolodecks of their collection It's a we game to play with immigration, over I do recognize youes You love to race, don't you I do. I did it for about five years, but it's hard to do the acting and acing. Just for insurance, really. We need to get an acting job for you where you get to drive fast.. Well, I've been working on a couple of race projects actually. Well, we'll see. I mean, you know for years I was sort of developing them. there wasn't a lot of interest, but now of course, you know, a drive to survive you know, a lot of people are more aware of Formula One, certainly more of a female demographic is watching it and then of course, the Fmula One film that came out. But actually I got a couple of sprint races in just over a week Oh really? Yeah. W' be interesting because I haven't done it in a while. In L Mont, it's two sprint races before the actual twenty four hour. That's f. Yeah, yeah. I got to do the twenty four hour twice. Did you? Yeah, yeah Wow. Yeah, That's an experience. It was. The first experience was pretty awful. I mean it was amazing, but it was yeah, it kind of didn't it sort of overwhelmed me. Yeah, I'm sure. But the second experience I had better goV it The agency returns for season two Paramount plus From Sunday the twenty first of June. Yeah. Watch season one if you haven't then you can go straight in season two in a couple of weeks time. Ladies and gentlemen, Mrter Michael Flashber Chris Moyle showhow Podcast R D O A Moy show The Chris Moyle Show podcast Ray B O F lip reading game O own RadioX It's de liberating game. Lberating game liberating game. Just move your hips. I just do lips because this is a liberating game. It's a liberating game. It deberating liberating just shake your hips as you move my libs. whilst we play them. Sooper pooper A pooper pooper scooper Lp reading Did did you say pooper scooper? I did yeah I also said shake your lips as you move shake your hips. Yeah, that' doesn't matter. I said shake your hips and move my lips. Yeah. Oh gosh. Anyway guys, it's the lip reading game. We play very loud music into somebody's headphones so they can't hear a thing and then we say stuff to them but they can't hear you So they have to read your lips and they end up saying funny things like Rubber Kickers. Rubber Kickers, Jam man. Jamman and Judy Gassy. Julie Gassy. There you go. Also something about bread, polar Express. Something about bread. And we willillie washwash. We willill washwash. There you go. wow. And don't forget, let's dance lady. Last Christmas. Let's dance, lady Who would like to play the game? Captain, have you ever played the game? I've played the game before, but I'm happ me to play. Yeah, you're good. I'll play I'll play party. But who'se lips would you like to read? For Iyeline' sake I'm gonna give for an Aron or a Pollly who either choose. Pollly. Pollly. Yeah. Okay. So where are the categories on the lip reading g? So we have eighties artists have eighties hits and we have things that are hot Oh weather rel. Do you get to choose? You can choose for me? Oh, things are the hot. Okay, then We need to play that music loudly into your ears now now Okay. Frank it up Bing now you go can you hear I'm saying? laying now, Captain playaying now. Can you hear what I'm saying? Can I C I hear you? No. God no. Okay. C Captain, do you like nan? Thumbs up? Do you like nanners? Thumbs up.n Thumbs, thumbs still up. Okayann. Here we go. Things that are hot. Things that are hot. In three, two One go. W'abi. Wasabi? Yeah, well done, Nice, easy one Ppperoni pizza. Mouth, pepperonis. mouth pepperonis. Mouth? Pepperoni pizza. Pepperoni pizza Wha Microwavable microwavable lasagna. Sala. salad. Microwavable pasta. Lasagna. Santa. Microwavable, Santa. Saga. Lasagna.. Microwaveable Lasaga.. I didn't put this one in actually. Grannies. Rice. Grannies. Rice Grannies. Rice, say microwavable santa. Microwav Santa. Microwavable Santa. You're doing the bit. as the time gone. It's very loud. I' I'm shoutting. You give them some more. Grannies. No a real one. G No. Greenhouse? Nope. That's really loud Greenhouse. Really loud. We're done? Are we done? Greenhouse Read out to say we're done. We're done. It's so loud as hurts. Say We're done. We' Willie We're done. We're done. We're done. Yeah. We're done. M done done. I'vegot where we were. Tell us about I've forot where we were. Tell us about microwaveableals Santa Din. What is that? G. And also are you aw that you just shouted, Wellies? Do you know what You really forget where you are, don't you? Yeah? you did. The lip reading game on WiOS. Yeah. Right, so I'm gonna play in the loud music, which is guilt trick. What cata you want to?ies I will have is it eighties artists? We've got eighties hits and eighties artists Oh now. I'll go eighties artists, I think Can you pass me a list No, that's for Domby. R. Okay.ot the list That' the game silly Billy. All right, so Let's see how well I do The sixty second timer will go at. I love it. there, I've sat that because obviously. Oh no, I don't need to close my eyes do? No, you don't. No. It's really important you don't actually. Yeah, you're right. You just can't hear anything. o. You a game? Yeah ye. So I'm gonna play are you ready? Can't hear a. Okay, Good. Are you ready to play? Am I ready to play? Yes, Yes. Okay so eighties artist eighties artist Three, three, two, two, one. Culture Club. Culture Club, cororrect Michael Jackson. Banjai, Banjai could have been worse. Michael Jackson. Patrick. Jackson. Prince Patrick Prince. No no idea jokes. M move on. Whitney Houston. Will Willie Whitney Houston. We Willie, Whitney Houston. We? How? Jeran Jeran. Strange rab. Jeran J. This is so hard. Jeran Jeran. Stress Jeran Jes. San Saran Jones Okay, Banana Rama Pilo. Banana Rama. Pilo Ro? Nope,. Pilo Roo. You just said Pila Ro R R Okay I don't know. Okay. Frankie go to Hollw. This track's good by the way. I've listened to. what is you say? Frankie goes to Hollywood. R Frankie goes to Hollywood. Ray Reardan would Well Obviously would. Kate Bush, be careful. Kate Bush What? Kate Bush. Bush. Kate Bush. Yeah. All right, God. A we. Last one, lastast one. Aha Ham, Aha. Are you saying anything? Aha H Is that it? That's it? Am I done? That's it. Okay, this is what I was S your preacious life I any of these I don't think I did very well there I don't. I wasn't keeping score. Did you write get any answers of Chris or anything? Pilel Roay was my That was. What was that? Okay, go through them again. Yeah, so in order, Culture C Culture Club, which you got? Yes. Second one was Michael Jackson Which you absolutely did not. didid not get that one. Whitney Houston. You Whity Wawire, I think it was. Iid't not see Whitney Houston. Jeran Jeran. No, I didn't see that. Saran Jones you got for that one. Sar Saran Jones. It was either Strange Ram or Saran Jones. Yeah Yeah You told us Ray Reardon wouldood. Now what was that for? Frankie Fie no there was no F. Frankie goes to Hollywood. R Ray Rard and wouldood There's no F in your lips there. I well. And before you got a ha, you just said haam Yeah because I missed up Well is D you went like this. You went aha Yeah. Aha And you moved your head on hardm. I think I thought you were saying ham. Would you yellow, too thenough? I think you ye two. Very good. Have we got time for one more round or not Yeah, becauseuse Tobbey Tarren's just joined. Oh T morning's a danger. Morning, Toby all this you want to play really what I will. Can you apologize offcom in advance? Yes Sorry Ocom. fantastic. isn'' loud. We can logic loud is it. Toby, the category is going to be eighties hits. That's hits from the charts from the nineteen eighties. Okay. We were playing into your headphones guilt trip with tearing your life away It's very loud, so you won't hear a thing. Okay. You read anything music now I look forward to hearing the workings of Gilt Trip. And it's Oh ye there you go. No. You can't see my lips now can hear me He woke up on the wrong side of the bed. was the guilt trip Are you ready? I'm ready. eighties hits. eighties hits in three, two, one Carmmer chameleon Carm a cameamellas. Yes. Like a prayer Like a prayer. Yes. Sweet dreams are made of this. Something about Bruce Willis? Sweet dreams are made of this Do it one more time. Sweet dreams are made of this. Two men went into a bike. Sweet dreams. Great dreams. Sweet dreams. Dreams are made of these. Yes Do you really want to hurt me Something about a lightsaber. Do it again. Do you really want to hurt me? You are looking at me. Do you you blue Do you, N you You really got me. No, that's want to hurt me Do you really want to hurt me? Yes. Every breath you take. Seven brothers Every breath you take. I love No. everybody. Every breath you take. Everybody will be free. No. No Girls just want to have fun Whoa Girl You can't say that. the F that's try. Do do it again. Girls just want to have fun. No, you're doing that on purpose. You curlled your lip like an F. Okay. Wake me up before you go go. Weapons of mass destruction. Wake me up before you go go. Wake me up before you go go Time is up Say that again. Time is up. Time is up. Tim time is up. Yeah, time up. Well turn was You did very well. Did you say just the swear word at the b? No, It was. It love Girls just want to have fun. I may have emphasized the fun. Heres Wam with their latest hit weapons of mass destruction. Yeah,' when they took that was their darker album Yeah, wasn it? And who were seeven brothers Keven B, I can't name them now.est. Sweet Dreams, I think. No, swweet Dreams was Bruce Willis. Yeah Bruce Willis. Sweet Dreams are made of Bruceillis. Yes. Well done, you got L like six? Yeah, very good. Per was five. I think I Wangy. For is my show What is your podcast for this week? Whoa, whoa, whoa That was a biggie. Deelilah? Yeah,, who, Delilah? Thank you, That was a good one Oh, this's my o Oh what's happening? That's my alarm going off to remind me about something. Oh, important. U fairly. I've gott to go. Don't ask me any questions. Right. Ill see you next week Bye bye