Toby Tarrant Edinburgh Fringe Announcement

Tw two two, one two, two, one two, two two, two two two. Dumb One to tall to tall tall one. two. one and two and Polly. A one and a two. So you're all going for one and twoos Aaron It's one, one, two, one You all went for one. noobody w for three. Aura four. Yeah, we should have done. Tura five. Testing the fricatives. Excuse me? Testing the fricatives. Right, you're in the S bin for the first one minute of this. Ladies and gentlemen, sorry about that bad language. Welcome to the podcast Jo. Welcome to the podcast, everybody. This is the best of the Chris Miles showow U week thing this's the best of the week. Best of the week thing the Crispars show. That's it. On RadioX? Yes Pre doing it too, long I need to I need to jack it in. rightight. And open a bakery in Norfolk. Oh yeah, what would you call it? That's my phone. A, you'd call it, That's my phone. Yes. Be dumb. Yeah. It's a bit quirky inn't it? Well, it is quirk. And I'd also open up a phone shop. Would you? Yeah, called Buns for everyone. That's lovely, I And it'd be really confusing, but it'd really get everybody in the Norfolk area talking about. Oh they would. about my business I think that I think that's probably what happens anyway in Norfolk area. Everybody talks about everybody else's business. Everyone's business. Do you know what I mean? Well, Aaron, you're Norfolk you're Norfolkoy. T Norfolk boys in Australia. I spend a lot of time in Norfolk. That's it, is' it? It's a bit too much. Did you go up the city? Yeah, go to the city and then every ever weekend and that? Every weekend that? Yeah, That's right. All right, boy. Well I leave Y arm of. It's got everything But you did that didn't you? Oh, I did. you ran out. I left ye the earliest opportunity. I have fun memories of Great Yarmouth during the radio. Road Show. Oh yes, yeah, ye yeah. And Great Yarmou. That was a big one. It was it was Hu Stanton, Sonny Honey. And then Great Yarmth on my week. And they were Massive, Yes. L massive. ludicrous. Yeah. Like twenty eight odd thousand people and something mad would turn up. Yeah, there's a lot of beach that was covered, wasn't it? Yeah. Would you be happy for Radio X to do a road show in Great Armouth I would, I would. I didn't like Yama when I left. It because there wasn't much to do.ight. It was very, very quiet after the summer. But happened back now I had like the beach and the amusements, fish and chip shop, amusements beach sea life center. I hontestly think the reason why I kind of got into comedy Ement When does this start livingama? What but out about Gs good one, we did a lot of that. because there's all the legends there likeike You know Jeff Row was there? Jeff Row. I tell you to Brown was there quite a bit. I love a about of jubs. Who else we had like Cannon and Ball?ah Cannon and Cannon and Ball. B and large. Do you have the crrankys ever? Crankys were there, yeah. Of course they were. Yeah. Crankys are everywhere Should you go and see these people Joe Pasquali. I every now and then I was allowed because you had to be a certain age to go in. Yes. But it was just like they were the lights l up the winster gardens and the pair This job is gone. It's a joke. G the dog. There meant y good. o Pasquam! Hey Joe! How are you Joe? Sac! I p! Hello every smo Hello Aaron! Hi Joe how you doing? G Hell! Hey Joe Pasqu! Y I is coming inpouse? Yeah, apparently so. This is a quiet moment for you, Aron. you all Oh, Papa? Oh Mom. Never meet a hero as they know. but you met me didn't you? Did Yeah. What is it about Joe that you like so much? Say nice stuff too hur you. Observational stuff that made a lot of observation. I can do some now. G on, John do some oervation for you and Jo Pasqually Oh, that's good, isn't it? That way Observational colas. I mean, you are observing., lookook at this. That's good as well. S See. I mean not' how that. It's different to this. Very man. I can see why's an inspiration. from there just comes naturally to it. up. I know You gott go. Joe Pasquali's been a pleasure Thank you R P me. Bye Joe. Bye Joe Pasquali B. Bye Joe. Karen, youre going to be emotional there? Yeah. It just brings it all back. Of course it does. Like S Club seven? Dom, what's on the podcast this week? Stop, stop, stop. H Did you start sing bring it all back by I club seven in your hand? Go on Poll Yeah. N. Go on Polly No. sing it? Noope, no. No, noobbody wants toar Polli sing that. Plly's got a lovely voice. Then she can send you a voice memo, but the rest of us don't want to hear it. don' Sendy Let's have a vote, Captain, Sing it Sing it. S there they go too. And there's five of us. so you guys are out vote. man I hate democracy. Who's on the podcast this week? Oh like you wouldn't believe so many people. Catherine Tate, the brilliantly talented Katherine Tay came out to talk about. Oi Mary which Oh Maryorry, Ohh Mary which I haven't seen, she've seen said was absolutely brilliant Nick Kerschel Ryalty. was in as well and he was absolutely awesome. Saffron from Republica. Yeah Is she ready to go? Was it always ready to go I. And ye, that's three big guests. Yeahob. Isn't it? C give me one Not's a big guest. So three famous people we've had there. There was sobody not famous. Toby Tarrant came. W them. There we go. Thanks for the clue. Toby Tarrant. Yeah. T. I would love if you forgot that Toby Tarrant came in and you played golf for them all day yes. Do you know why those I would have loved to have forgot Toby Tarrant was on the show sadly, I remember. do you play golf with him yesterday? Yesterday, I played so badly. was You' not listening to your tape anymore? I haven't you know what? That's probably what it is. I've not heard my Paul McKenna Trance for quite a while, actually That's right. right? Dom said when you listened to Pul McKennas, I couldn' help you better at golf tape. Yes. He got better at golf. Genuinely it is true and I to Pul and he not listening to again. I should after yesterday I should have Hit the ball betteret, don't be crab S me grab a golf It does work doesn't work. Well there you go. Why didn't int try this has beenould we just getting into the best bits. Shall we? Yeah. It a good week. The irony thing is is we record this link before the best bits. and this is probably the weakest bit of the podcast. Well, because it's not tried and tested. It's a little sted before the main course, isn't it? That's why I think Or is is this nibbles more? think I think this is more free notutes at the bar. Okay. So this is free notes. W could be withith lots of ur in Yeah ye. I'll never eat the communal nuts I don't think they're me to have urine in. Well, no, it depends you're going get dry roasted. Yeah. Ready salted. Yeah and Europeum. Yeah third one. And on that bombshell, let's get into our podcast. ladies and gentlemen, all the best bits of the week. Thankk you for listening and enjoy The Kest Sil Sh. Ray the o Turns out, Dom. Yeah. And a major new study recently revealed it found out that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. Humans eat more bananas than monkeys. But I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey Good. Yeah, that's good That's good, strong See because the survey and then we did then we explained The sururvey said, see that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. But you would say So you think talking about bananas. Humans eat bananas but soda do monkeys.. I don't know if that's true, but it's certainly what we believe. Yeah. But then I say, I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey monkey See, that's the joke It's good. Yeah, I like. Yeah Why does't it work? Yeah, you're open with it. I mean, I suppose you did do Safari recently So good it could be anas. Oh we do it again T again Do again. A monkeys. Yeah. Humans eat more bananas than monkeys. Yeah. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey. A a monkey. implying that humans Yeah would eat monkeys. Which is weird because why would that be so unusual? Because humans eat pigs cows? Yeah Easier to catch. How many bananas do monkeys eat is sort of a question. And also if you're in a rush, if you ate a monkey, you'd still be getting your share of banana. Yeah because they've eaten some In a way. Are we on Hello, Typically monkeys only eat one or two bananas a day Right again, I think we're losing I think we're losing I think we're taking our eye off the ball here. That's interesting though. when it comes to the I had a banana on Sunday. Did you? Go ahead That's what I've got to add to this A lot of potassium. W just gone for the weekend? Yes, Sunday gone It was going off a bit, so I had to eat it then, really. Oh tell you what guys. What? I had a row with a monkey the other day. You had a row with a monkey the other day? He was gibbing it the bigon. M the bigger When I had a row with him That's good. The other day. That's good. Are you gonna put that into the podcast this week? Stick it in actually. Yeah. a picture of the te thing Sent from Matt Birmingham. I mean from me. Okay. I've been changing the jokes slightly. All right. Okay, you ready? Yeah. Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens. Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens? Becauseuse when he asked him who was the best composer All the chickens went Fuck back back. Oh I don't mind Bark Bark see Bark. See Bark Bark Bark was another composer. join the. I've not checked the years to see if they're around at the same time. Yeah. And chickens, if you say bark in a certain way, it sounds like chickens who like Bark' saying bark as in the name The name of it. Tell us more about this Gibbon. He was giing it the big imp. Okay. he was U somethingomething about baboons? No, that's just yeah Let's just change it Oh, you know, I could do with a bit of a laugh dum. Come on because I just Wh're on the radio? D I just got my doctor's test results and I'm really upset about it. Oh why? It turns out I'm not gonna be a doctor. Oh c. Becauseuse I didn't pass the test to test to be. You thought it was like the test results a test on my body. Y No, I hadd done a test T see if I could be a Tell us about this give it. It's just giveing it the biger. Give it the big. Give it the big. That's good. Oh This is the Chris Moyle Show podcast. Ray D. This is the Chris Moyle showhow podcast Bay D OX. Ladies and gentlemen, the lovely Catherine Tate. Yeah. Hello hello. Hello, hello. Do I need to wear these? My headphones? It It just makes my voice A that's sexier. to you Well, to everyone listening because it goes to the mic processing What so I'll sound different if I wear the headphonees. Yeah, we all will. Yeah. So if you put them on, right Yeah. What happens is you here? Well the mister here I love me here. So you just to m and bed at the mor This this makes itound totally different. I like you look a Harryb. But no, but you don't need to wear them. No, you don't need toar them. If you don't want to wear them, just t too ' them on the floor. Don't wear them aroundound your neck but you doed the world. I don't want to bl I don't want them. That's all right, that's right. I D don't want to buck the trend. everyveryone's wearing them. Well, thank Godd, you didn't say would wear that if you say buck the trend. No, no, no Now it wasn't that one. W wouldn't say that one. No Would you? So I went to see Catherine Tate in her b play Yes. You did and I didn't know that. Yeah, I wentt see it. It it's a really funny Funny. Y it's mad. It is mad. Yes, it's a mad old Funny rise to rump Not historically accurate in any way. Not at all. No research was done. No. And why would it be? Well exactly We' just here for the fun. So can you describe what it's about? Not really It's well, here's the headline the Eponymous Mary is Mary Todd Lincoln, who is married to Abraham Lincoln. who was of course assassinated by John Wilkesb. No spoilers Japers. That's history. Right, okay. That actually happened Now Through the lens of this show, Mary Todd Lincoln is is a DVa alcoholic. He whose only love in life is Cabarean I can tell you that Now that element is completely made up As far as I know, ye, Yes. And I know Cool E Skulla who wrote it. What they say we can say about it is, imagine if the assassination of Abraham Lincoln It wasn't such a bad thing for his wife. Right. Do you know what I mean? It's lovely. that's a way of looking at it as well. There's nice surprises in it and there's spoilers, which is why we don't like to say too much other than come to see. It is funny, it's very funny. It's definitely the funniest show I've ever been in probably will ever be. And and it's very fast. There's no messes around. No messing around. and It's like, Mason said it's like having a panic attack for an hour and twenty minutes. There you go on stakes. you know, because it's everything's high stakes and it's this sort of bullet train that you cannot get off Especially if you're maryry, because you' sort of on all the time. It is very funny. it's camp in place. It is camp. It's absolutely camp and it's a celebration of camp. And But it's a lovely premise. So that's imagine the premise there, the fact that's Abraham Lincoln, he's busy being president and all than that. Meanwhile, is his wife who likes a drink, likes the drink smuggles whisky into the White House. And all she wants to do is go back to her life in Cabaret. Y and sing. That's it. That's pretty much It's his presidency is ruining ruiningol Ruining her cabaret career. So do you know the best thing could happen He So you're only in this for a limited run until the eighteenth of July. Yes Do you know what you're doing next year? I do don' it? You don't. I don't. I dont How would excine I hand. Yes. I am actually ing M H Ch Christmas Carol Right for a theatre show next year. Nan's Christmas carol. Oh, brilliant. It's got fun Absolutely How is the scrage character? Of course. Oh o Oh, o can I see But I'm doing that. Oh, that's now that's interestastic. But doesn't traditionally, doesn't Scrooge see the arrow of his ways? He Scrooge does. Right. That's what I was thinking. Here's the thing in comedy, we don't want redemption. No. No redemption, no changes. thank you. That's not funny Well we should look out for that way. Y well. I mean, all I'm doing is just writing it now that's how these things work. That's how things starts. Yeah. When you do this Christmas carol thing with Nan. Yeah, if you're looking for any actors, I know you're just writing it, but Captain here who works on the show, he's the man who's got a ponchant forananas. The older. Oh, it's you, I've done a message with you.. That's it. Hi, Catherine T. Hello. Hello Yeah. Cac is now self hugging. Yeah, right. I don't love this joke, G. Do you not? Are they just riling you up? Oh yeah, this is the show. It's gotone for the older lady. I have just you're now in that groove and he won't let you get out of it. Well it's not all it's not all It's not all you. No, it's not all fake is what I was going say, like he just like if he drives past the residential care home he gets a bit sweatated. Yeah. That kind of thing.. You do like the older ladies. Where has this stemmed from? Oh Toby Terance's mother, he slept in her bed. Yeah yeah. He slept in Toby Terance's mum's bed Catherine, she wasn't there Let that be known. But why why let the truth go the way That a good joke. She invites him into the bedroom and he accepted. She said she wasn't there as it turns out. Do you sleep in my bed, young man whatever? And he did Yeah. He's a granny magnet Thats That's what he is Yeah. I mean, I feel this story needn't have got out. Why did you tell people? Yeah Why did you? Because they were there when the offer happened And Toby Ternt's mother only offered to you just to come. You're absolutely right. And by the way, Catherine, I was there very insistent, very, very insistent. And mean she's a woman, you can't really say no Toby's mother. Yeah All of this is actually true. so far. Okay. She has a flat in Oslo. I was going to Oslo and In't booked accommodation. Got it She said, Hey, stay in my flat. I've got.. So here we're getting to the crux a bit. Yeah. So the next thing is he's wearing her toothes, he's lying in her bed, it's pretended to be her. The way So find the truth amongst that and you judge. The way to be fair, I'd piece that together was You were all stood around outside this studio. R And his mother said, Terby Sar's mother said, You must stay in my bed. Pret much exactly Yeah. ye. But I wear all my clothes Yeah One of my dresses on a pillow. It was, o, you're going towardslow Don't bother getting an Airbn E, Bnb, donon't get a hotel.. Stay at my place. not sleep in my bed. Wh bed What bed did you sleep in? Well, the only bed the bed there. The master bed my mter I rest my case No further question I. Youourre witness. Seriously, Catherine, That's an argument. No further questions's off you. I meet that regularly. Which is why you were so delighted to get a message from Nan Yeah and what you And and he so he looks at your character now and he doesn't see that as a comedy character. He sees that as erotica as a smoking hot baby. He sees that as playayboy. Absolutely. I mean, it's a great now. It's a great character. We're all a huge fan. Thank you. But let's not make it weird. Let's not make it and I'm definitely not gonna to ask you to sleep in her bed. Thankk you for that as well. you would though, wouldn't you you'd sleep in thatight? Well free accommodation, sure, yeah. There you go. Yeah of course we. I'm amazed that there are even any tickets glad to see Catherine in this, but do whatever you can to go and see Ohh Mary at the Trafaga Theatre in the West End to the eighteenth of July. Ladies and gentlemen, it is Catherine take The Kous spall The Chris Moyle Sh podcast Now. Do you remember the early nineties, late eighties, early nineties, when people rapped and there was a lot of rapping. So what you had was hip hop I'm not talking about hip hop. I'm talking about pop songs. Pop pop, where they used to do a bit of rapping. Yeah. I hate that would go in Room one hundred one for me. It was very different rapping. I hate it. To your public academies, UNWAs, you know, to people who could rhyme. Yeah Pop rap. Very, very, very different P whatever And I'll give you an example. See if you can spot the bit where this wrap goes from okay to Okay it's a pop rap. That's definitely a pop rap. For some life that I'm living. Itven is given to you. Yeah, and it' true. 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Yeah yeah. I like that But that's where we draw the line It' strange line. It's a way line if you're going to draw one. It's a bit wiggly, I'd say. Yeah Shan Connery B se four. The zombie oneom me single handedly raising the economy. ain't no chance. the recordook com dropping me. And that's all I our play. Yeah. Captain's dig that great thing and raps in the middle part of songs where he just knows the last word. I was saying Shan Connnery economy. Oh, is that right So you can join so many So can you do you want to join in? No n Conny b seventy four. There's only one of these single handedly raising Conomy. Ain't no chance the record. Don't know it. Drop me. Let's stop there. Chris Moyle Show. You arere listening to the Chris Moyle Show podcast You're listening to the Chris Moyle Show podcast Ray D O nine hundred grand. What would you do with it? You could buy chicken wings for everybody on your street if you wanted to tell, unless you live on the A one. or something like that? It's probably quite a lot. Does there that many houses on the A one? A L's a hous on the A one BeCcause I know you used to the A one a lot, didn't you? What was that place you used to go to It's called the petrol station, is that one you mean? No. Ive a text messagage in saying we all know that place on the A one that Domm used to go to. Still has Dum's in playoy the mononth awward up there.. Listen, I don't go to those kind of places I'll pull him for a pasti, sure. Neil says I used to pull him for a what? Pasti? Yeah, but you would Cornish. I used that stretch of the A one quite a lot and always used to see a citran or a picasso in the car park at a shop Did you? Funny, since Dom's had his scoda, I've not seen the picasso anymore, but I have seen a scoda. Okay, silly Billy. Thank you, Neil for your text Is it' still there your shop? these We say my shop. Wh one which one do you think of? Th N. the way I think Th Y. It's two, three, four, five F shop. Not one of mine. But there are lots on the A one. Do you get a discount card? What? I don't get a discount card. Do you get a point like royal loyalty points? Not a black card, it's a blue card Why am I adding to this? No. I don't frequent these places, although, you know, they are there and available. Well, that's because you used everything they sell. I haven't.'ve never been in one. Comted it Haven't completed a sex shop, Captain. I've never said those words out loud. You just did. I just did And we'll clip it for after the break. Yeah, you will, won't you Of course you will. I love this show. Thank But there's nothing, listen. Listen. you're not No's nothing you're gonna go down. There's nothing wrong it, Rot. You're not hurting anyone, are you?. I mean, occasionally yourself, but that's self inflicted and that's what you're into. What I do at my time is does not go to those places, actually, thanks very much.. There's nothing listen. and when you're at home watching your special videos News night usually. Current affairs. Nod's night. A Yeah. No. Would Jhermy something, but Yeah, I was thinkking one as. C't think one. Jhereremy something So you completed this ex.op The Cous M show. Ry completed a sex shop. There you go You're not gonna like this, either, Dom. G. Dom's completed the sex shop. passid down Don't start this as a thread. That's right. Thanks very much, sir. This is the Chris Moyle Show podcast. R D O Per Polly's sucker sweepstake Polly poolly Poy B Parly! Oh guys. Very good. Thank you so much. Gotta gets you in the mood, didnn't it? doesn't it? I wasn't feeling pumped for football already. Yeah. I'm feeling pumped now. Yeah, you are likeike a ball, That's right. Yeah a foot which is full of air. Fotall of air to say football. So this isn't your usual sweepstake. Right? Mainly because I have no idea how you do it Well. So I've got a list of teams. Okay I've got a wheel. And what I'm gonna to do? So because there's one, two, three, four five of us. Yeah, I'm gonna equally divide us so that we have the same amount of teams. It does mean I've knocked a couple out. W. listen I'm excited. It doesn't matter. isn' into the game. Yeah I got rid of Perux early just to make sure Okay it all R. Why did to get rid to peru? So how many teams have you got? So I've got thirty teams. And how many of us F Five, So we get it. Six teams each. Six teams each. Yeah. And what's okay, brilliant. Do you w want to know what team are or you want to wait for the wheels? wit. I'm happy to you want to know the teams are. What's the entry point financially for this sweepstake? None I've decided that you guys all get to enter for free and I'll buy a around for whoever Rver watch wins Whever wins the sweepstake. So So there's one prize And that's if you pick the winning team. Yeah. No runners up prizes. No. at all. I you Normally there's like a scale lot Yeah a scale, isn't it? likeike most yellow cardse. So you get nothing. if you get the if you pick a team that getst the final but they lose. You were nothing in the sweet state. Okay I'll have a rethink. I'll do it quarter final prize. Yeah. Let me final prize. Yes Captain, Hello Captain here These teams that you have. hold on,'re we're on the prizes. Sorry. backack it up I I think we've all got questions.. I'll do a quarter final prize byy a pint. Right. semifinal if you How many pints is that Oh goodness. Yeah, that's So that's eight pints. Eight pints. fine. That's eight ps. Oh go. Yeah pretty eight. Right, okay. That's promise for this one. Eight pointints. I'll bu a pint for everyone who gets into the semif final If you get in no the quarterfinal, if you get in If you get in the music cham. Yeah, this is my It's actually quite abs is it. I start to think Yes, fine. fine. I'll buy a pint for every team that gets into the quarter fininal. So a pint for every team that gets into the quarter finalice. How many pints? Eight pints. And then the semifinal Two pints. Two pointints everyvery team So how many pints is that Eight Okay And then for the final, that's not really working out for me, is it? Is it? And for the final, I'll buy you a bottle of something of my choice. Yeah Tango. If choice. If you win, if you win. If you win Yeah. So you win the final. So you win theorld Cup. Yeah, yeah. So nothing for the runner up The runner up can never shot. Yeah. So if I so so if I get my team into the quarter final, I get a pint. But if I get my team into the final and lose, I get nothing Well, you've already you've already got your prizes for the court fininal semiin final, haven't? Then you don't need a prize for the final? No gosh. Wow it's very weird isn't it? Unorthodox. Yeah. that's just put you in charge of cash call a sweet steak expert myself. I think you're doing very well so far. Thank you so much Dom. That means nothing to me. We're each going to get six teams six teams of the countries that you think are playing in this year's World Cup. That I think are playing y. What hang on another thing. Well, let's go to. I wasn't allowed to do any research. Go on, Captain So the the teams you have written down, the thirty teams that you have down. Yeah thirty teams. Yeah, thirty. It was divisible by five. You Yeah vibed it Yeah, you guessed the time. I wish Pafer would vibe bit more Actually, don't you So Polly has gased the teams that have made it through to the World Cup fin. Yeah, so I if you pick a team out of this wheel and they didn't qualify, sorry about it. Okay,. How are we going to find out what teams we've got We're going to go around one by one. Okay. So there's five people playing and each person gets six teams. So we're going to do this Link on the air until thirty teams have been drawn. No no I' get give you Two teams today. Yeah. and then I'll give you another team for the rest of the week. Okay. Okay, that's good.'s good. So we're going to go through ten teams today. Okay. Is there an order of preference when it comes to who gets to spin the wheel first? I think Chris, you can decide U Would you like to go first? You can be Gian and Fantino You can be the head of feet for firstther for the Chris Moyall show. Thank you That's what I thought you werere gonna say. Oh Oh. I think there's some countries on here that stand a better chance than others. Really? Well, I think you should go first because it's your sweepstake. Or should Pollly go last? I don't know. mayaybe we could do it alphabetically. All right. So who's first Already. All right ready gentlemen this is Chrismal's sweepstake, as put together by Polly mean we are That's nice and then. Yeah,s nice. All right, let's spin the wheel and see what? Spin, spin, spin, the wheel, spin the wheel of Teams Where's it going to land Oh Oh Aaron, your first team is The Czech Republico. The Czech Republica. Czechia All right, and he gets a second team, right? Molly. Do we need to take note of these or you taking note of these teams? Yeah,'ll take note You're not runinning I don't, you're not running. I feelt like someone should to take not. Spin the wheel for team number two Oh, excellent. I've got Taiwan Wow. So haven't watched any of their recent games, I' not question I've seen for a while. Yeah. but the two teams you have Aaron are the Czech Republic. Yeah. and Taiwan, Taiwan. Fise. You've still got fb teams. Right coming week. I'm happppic. We're not gonna do that now away? No. we won't do Aarren. Who should we do next going forveretically, it should be Captain. Okay. Captain. Sin the wheel, let's see what team you're gonna get for team number one, Captain Team number one is Oh France! Now, Fantastic. That's going. Fabers. there So you get France, it's a good one. Yeah. Nice.' be there. Up there with Taian, I believe. Yes. again. Taiwan final, couldn't it? You never know. France, Taian, Vib. It's telling me that France didn't qualify. Oh Oh. They He's got England, France and England. Okay. Thanks, Polly. I love you. I love your sweepsteak. Very well. Everyone's a winner.. Oh my Lord. Right. especially. So is it me next? It's you, Chris. Are you ready? I you know? Sure. Spin the wheel, see what I'm gonna get. What team am I gonna get World Cup sweepstakes Scot Scotland Scotland you've got G sorry, what was that? Well done? Well done? Yeah, well done, burnt. I would say. You'll be delighted with that, but thank you. So you got in your first team France and I got Scotland. Yeah. Okay Let's go for my second team. Ss see if I can get a double bubble here. It's going very well. Yeah. I've got Scotland and Oh. I just missed out on Brazil and I've got Egypt. So Scotland and Egypt are my two first teams in the sweep state. Two of the favourites. Nothingong with Egypt. Salar and Allie Robberinson, while they' you areight about Sller. Let's go to Dominiic Burnne. Dominic Burn, let's go Spin it big time. Who is he going to get in a sweepstake? which team is going be Dominiurn first team It's going to be people for coming Croatia. Croatia. Okay O as they say in Croatia? Yeah. Croatia. They do. Croatia, good, okay? And your second team? Yeah, spin it. That's the noise I like. might be the only thing Oh Denmark! Denmark, It' so close to in Cameroon veryer Very close to Cameroon actually. Okay, so that's the first stage. Well haven't p. Oh, of course you' got pick for yourself. Oh yeah, Poly gets obviously Pollly gets too because it is random as you can hear by this wh sound effect, which is too high. But here we go. Oh it's Oh Germany, Germany for pooly. Wow, I'm happy with that. I think you know I rigged this. Who's next? Brazil? goodood. Yeah. If it's Brazil, then this is rigged. It's not rigged. Well, let's see I don't know it's come past Brazil Okay, maybe it isn't Rigs. Oh, who have you got, Polly? Iland. So the Republic of Ireland, are you happy with that? I am. Yeah. yees, strong team. Do you know what the odds are for your teams? just out of curiosity? No I don't. No. Okay, well, I'll like to do a search on that, I guess.. So let me do a recap for you. Aaron has got the Czech Republic and Taiwan. Y Captain has got France and England My first teams out of the bag are Scotland and Egypt. Dominiic has got Croatia and Denmark. very good and Polli is flying high at the top with Germany and the Republic of Ireland. Good work, Polly. This is for the World Cup in Polly's Christmas show World Cup sweep stak And we'll pick the rest of our teams tomorrow. Is that right? Or two more teams? Yeah you'll pick some more teams tomorrow. More teams tomorrow. Fabulous. Producer Polly's suckcer sweepstake Moyle S You're listening to the Chris Moyle Show podcast You arere listening to the Chris Moyle Show podcast, Bray B O X. Ladies and gentlemen Nick Kurshaw is here. Gome on. Come on. What a treat for us, this is Nick. It is. canan't imagine why, but because you get all the big guys in here. I mean you're Nick Kers And now you're here. Yeah, That's right. Nick Kershaw, the one and only the man, the dude. You've got a talk coming up Yeah But you constantly play live from January to December year in year out prettyretty much it's not even a proper it's a micro tol. It really is, if you like because we do festivals and stuff, but some festivals you only get to play, you know, you travel halfway across the world and you get to play for twenty minutes. It's a bit rubb And the band like, you know, they're like race horses. Really They're like a run out. Yout again. You gott let them be free. Yeah So we're doing six kind of headline club shows. Lovely. So you're doing Sheffield at Newcastle. And then is that Warrington? Ccast Yeah Its Harrington Bath and Cambridge And then there'll be one more'll be on the Oh, nototting. Probably. Yeah. Rock City.ere else. Legendary of course. Rock City. Nice. Now what I like about it th though, is like literally couple of weeks before he's playing live somewhere else. and then literally aboutout a week after the tour finishes, he's playing live somewhere else. It's like you've startted in your live tour between live shows. Yeah That's Iice to it It's not that many. It's not that many. It keeps me, you know keep me busy. Did you ever go through a period with any of your any of the big hit songs where youre just like, It want to do this and Oh yeah. Really? Yeah. When you do you get to hate the songs? Do you I did. I think everybody goes through that. I sort of end of the nineties sort of it was a comeback album. it's like fifteen minutes was the name of the album I was very proud at this record and I bought it out and all anybody wanted to talk about was the old songs. it was kind of round about that timeong it was kind of bit of a monkey on your back But then you kind of T to love them really, because you realize how good they've been to you over the years You know, I mean so good to you over the years really. I think certain songs they get certain songs become so big that and you may disagree with this, they're not yours anymore. they're ours. Yeah. So well let the song go down and meet Riddle, wouldn't it be good? You writee those, Well done. Thank you very much for that. there are our songs now. Yeah, I know. Well I didn't realize that at the time. and I started changing them all when you did ' them live and you sort of mess about with the arrangements and you're completely different and people you just look at people's faces and this sort of blank expression on their face. What's this Yes. O they want to hear their song. they want to hear they want to hear the record. Yeah they want to hear. So it went full circle. I love playing them now. I don't know the story of you getting signed What did you so you'd have been twenty two, twenty three, maybe? I was bit Yeah, I was u When I actually signed, yeah, I was twenty four when I signed. Okay Yeah But yeah, just the usual the only route there was was that you made You were eith in a band and you got spotted by a You know, And I know, man. in the Dti Club somewhere in London Or you I just made but I wasn't in a band. so I just wre wrote some songs, made some demos, hk them about record companies and got nowhere. So the my big break was put an a in Mlody maker. Remember that one? Yeah. And I got a I just advertised for management. So I got a response from a guy called Mickey, who took me around all the same record companies got me a deal Well, that's how it worked. What' Mickey? Yeah, well I'm Mickey Yeah. So M. So your demo tape that you would have made, was that all you? Yeah. I said there was no band. It was just no. You were just writing and recording It was me a borrowed drumket, a borred T the studio a single mic Um And you know, some pots and pans and things. Yeah. What songs were on that demo? Do you know, I can't remember. Right, okay. I really can't Well, so I know which ones weren't. I mean, wouldn't it be good wasn't it on it? I think I went know the Song goo down was on it I think some kind of No dancing girls wouldn't be on it. I really can't remember. Yeah Someone save the whale? No, definitely not that one. It's my wife's favourite song by way. not no. didid the record label help you find banned or was that down to you? No, that was that was later on. I mean, we made the record first We made the Human Racing album for first in ' eighty three U And where did you find the musicians for it That was me and session musicians in London. You know, Peter Collins the producer at a massive file effax full of names and numbers. So you're twenty four. Yeah. And you've written all these songs, you can play some instruments and now you're in a studio with a producer Probably the nicest studio you've ever been in. Absolutely. With musicians that you don't know Yeah who are going to do songs that exist only really in your head on a cassette, some. Yeah And you know how you want them to sound. But then you've got a producer who's like, No, I'm a producer. I know what I'm doing. It's difficult. How much do you go? Okaykay, well you do you, you're the expert. and well, Iold on. these were in my head, but I'm only twenty four. Yeah, it really wasn't It was it was it was incredibly exciting Brilliant. The producer Peter was was fantastic because he just guided the ship, you know, he just if I if I He let me he let me go, really. let me And if I got a bit lost'd get in his on his file of facts and phone someone and they'd come and help. And but I just just let me get on with it mostostly Yeahah. But that's that's I guess it's the confidence of youth, isn't it? The fact that When you look back, you've no idea what you're doing. You've never done this before Right? You've written a few songs you think are good Yeah. and the label have gone all right, well let's see what you can do. Yeah, but you've you're surrounded by people kind of putting that kind of confidence in you and Yeah because you've got I mean, there's a record compment spending massive amounts of money, paying you loads of attention, sending you out for photther sessions. You're center of attention, you got've got this Really expensive studio, best producers, best, best engineers, best musicians And you kind of you're feeling good about yourself. you know, youre think and everybody there's no doubt in your mind that you're just going to ham and you're going to make it. R's all at all and it's not until afterwards that you realize there's so many people in exactly your position. They were as positive as you were And they didn't. And they didn't No. Didn't happen for them Can you remember what the goal was or what success was in your head at that point Is it just such a whirlwind It's like you just get carried by the current of it all. Yeah, that one. Yeah. No, it really is. I mean everybody' tell you the same thing, rightn't it? It's like it's a runaay train I see, when when it did happen And you' half the time you thing and this is amazing. And then half the time you again. this is terrifying Yeah Okay, so the album gets recorded and then you start to release a few singles from it. Yeah. Now, one of the Song Go downown and me would have been the first release. Yeah which gets to outside the top forty. disappointment that or is that just okay, that's song number one. We keep going. There's no problem. don't worry about it. Look right. it It got to forty seven in the chart. That's brilliant. Yeah, it wasn't seen as a disappointment, I don't think. It was made very clear that it was kind of a a little tester, just testing the waters I got to promote it and I got wheel around radio stations and dealerships and not car dealerships. I record dealerships. That would be where And singing in Evans Houseshaw, Swinden, Please welcome. Mickkey wouldn't be doing his jobough if you No's not can afford. No, absolutely Yeah, we got me name about, you know, and he got me got me, you know got DJs and radio producers familiar with the name and whatever. What's your favorourite Nick Kerschher song from that era? Oh, I don't think Well, wouldn't it be good because it was the one one that completely turned my life upside down? Yeah. Not sove the whale No, Not your miss. No, no. onlyn get to play that once every every kind of anniversary tour. And I'm gonna to be with you. I think that's enough. I think You know,'s just those g mistakes. You know, those's gigs where you play the album in full, right? Even then I don't know if it should be like every few gigs. Listen go to nickkersshaw. net, go to the website and get your tickets to see six in twenty six are the Wh the Hell notot tau. I like the name of that. Why the Hell not tau. No particular reason we can think of tour Yeah Listen I could talk to you for hours and I know the feeling's not mutual, but absolutely. Pleas, mister Nick K. Chris Moyle showhow Podcast Ray D O Chris Moyle Sh, The Chris Moyle Sh podcast Ray D O X. Before the show today whatever reason, we were playing Aaron Allen, our execut producer, some of our classic Toby Lureones. Yes, which we've not visited Toby for a while now. And we were having a chat about these Don was saying the other day, was it you or somebody went a meeting after the show and somebody was saying We should bring back the Tob of the Rones. Yeah, it was me. I'm quite a fan But it's a big ass to Tober Rones and also as well I think that The media has changed so much it'd be a lot harder to do these days So back in the day I think it was an accident. I can't remember the zeitgeist did this We We I think we said it wouldn't Toby Laureone be a great made up name Like the Toblerone chocolate bar Tobalar Ron, That's why they call it chocolate. Yeah. like Ngar or whatever it is. What do you call it? It's got bits in it. Anyway, you know what I mean? Toblaron is. Yeah. And then People started to get on other radio shows fol getting mentions for Toby La Rone. and then it just went Not. It did. any kind of name U S some of them rude, some of them not rude You know, like Mike Row Wave. Yeah. they start off chocolate based because Toba L Rone we had obviously the chocolate stuff. Then Carly Wley appered. Well I've got I can play some if you want because we have an entire page or two of classic Tobaa Rones, but from our time here, I believe. Okay. Maybe a couple of classics from back in the day Um I mean, I can play you anything you like. I can even play your radioX stuff. I can even play you BBC stuff. Yeah. So good. It's Catonia, Mlder and Scullia on RadioX Jherry Moo, says Hilsmth. I've got a wee night off. I've had some of my artisan chin O. And now chilling with the great Tunes Gin on a Monday, you rule broaker you? And the best name I have ever heard Test tickle. Now this is a great example here from Alspeth because she's read it and she's gone test tickle. Sounds like a testicle. Oh that's great. I'll read it out. I'll read it out. I normally we try to catch people out. Yeah. But Alspeth, she didn't care. She's underlined it. She look at that. It's like testicle. That's great. I'll read that What a great name she's got. Tess Tickle. That's brilliant.'s great name here. It's a tickle bit, isn't it? think? Oh, the tickle's c. Yeah. She owned it. and then it's not cute. She absolutely owned it. She did, She did. ' she was good. Elspeth was very good at spotting them she was. What a debut, Artsy mononkeys, Teddy Picker on RadioX, Elspeth Piers hanging out I got a theme this morning. Drew Peacock has texted eight three nine threety six. Yeah, she spots of a mile off. F of a mile off. And the unfortunate thing for Alspeth was she was just hanging out. Yeah., That's it. And then sudd out to Drow. That's it. I just think yeah. Have you heard anything like that before, Aaron? Not that one. No, not had a few but And sorry I always I think the word droopy just always makes me smile. Yeah Oh fininishes rather abruptly there. He sounds like he just goes walks out the studio. Thank you very much. Ferrel Williams and happy on BBC Wheelchhair. And good afternoon to Jenny Telwarts in Chippenham, who's texting today to say the music. Oh J a special mention for So who was it for? And good afternoon to Jenny Telwart Jenny Tolbort. Jenny. I hope she's well, Jenny. too Yeah. wow Yeah Jenny lo love to mention the radio, she did. Hello to Chrisian Radford, who' just got in touch, She says Hi verity, loving the show as always. I've just met my old school friend from the station. I've not seen her for ten years. Could you please play a jolly tune for her? Her name is Jenny and Chris says many thanks. Jenny Tallwld. Oh you almost get away with it there. You visited again. Almost get away with it. You weren't sure he said I'll be fine. I'll say the s Possibly go wrong, yeah Oh everyone is always happy to read out the full name. ' that's where you catch people out. Yeah, yeah, definitely. Wouldn't you just say hi to Jenny? Yeah. Well, listen, this will keep you going. A little bit of Bruce Springsteeen. And there's a message from Toby Laone, outrageous. thanking the BBC engineers Why is it outrageous?'s his name. Crazy. Why is it outrageous? Orageous. Again Oh You're not gonna catch me out by that one. Tobal people you just read it. just just said it. J just don't do it. If you don't want to c caght out just ignore it. no it is n the wiser. Can we go in the gardening? We over with gardening. Thank you. Duannee Pipes from Hornsey. Good morning, Dwuane onn the subject of Wisteria. morning. Dwuane pipes. Dwain pipes, really Oh wow. That's one my favorites. Salad delay on poll there. I' three minutes behind. First up, we've got Hi It's Forest Love the show and my friend Bubba Listen, every Friday get this, this might be the furthest text we've had in the show. Vietnam. Hello from Vietnam. Thankk you ever so much for listening That was Forrest and his friend Boba. Oh Very, very, very S now I don't mock anybody who reads this out because that's very It's great from our side, but basically just a let forest g. Yeah. Um from Jack and Rory time Jack and Rory time again. That's nice. Tam Ps. No, I't. By the way, can Wh the shot at? No contxt. You need love the show. I'm going to the zoo today. C you please say you needed all that. J' just having to cl h penis. Yeah.ere's some contxt? Yeah, you need some context. Well I want a backstory? Oh you want a terrible one? Yeah. Jamie Richardson, he's forty seven today. Oh, the little lad Love from Auntie Sue. Sue Hughes, Barney McGrew, Cutfoot, Devil, and Grub. There you go. He saw that coming them off Sue Hughes, Barneie McGrew, C foot devil. He lost the b to live towards the end of that. What else we got? Drop M? Yeah. Okay Prins theittle Red Corvettes. His Dawn Keballs. Good morning Tom. Could you wish my mum? That's for Dawn. Dwn. Yeah, Dawn Keyballles is your name. Prininces the Little Red Corvett H Dawn Kyb, goodood morning Tom, Could you wish? Yeah. Morning, Dawn. I think Dawn featured a few times actually N'xt Howi you Heelen, An any chance of a quick shout out. We've got a multi faith charity event organised for tonight. Sadly, with the forecast which is now raining, could you please give a shout out for the dozens of brave souls taking part in the inaugural dancing India Moonlight Walk tonight. Good luck guys and get the Kagills on It's what is it? Dancing India Moonlight How the Dan Sing India Moonlight Walk? Dan sing India Moonlight Ry.per. I'll be back Dancing India moon lightight. Come on moon Oh, dear He, let's just keep going. I'm Russin for Jack this Monday morning. Hello to Scott Cg from Pork Farm. from Nottingham. Come on Ross. Scott Cheg from Pork Farm. Hello to Scott Cgg from Pork Farm. Pork fararm. I've heard there so many times at knowose Pk farm. Yeah Yeah. I'm laughing at Scott Cg and I'm finishing there. Scott Cg from Pork Farm. Hemy says, I'm currently sat in my conservatory with my wife. We've been married forty years today. Would you wish my wife a lovely day and tell her that I can't wait to spend another forty years with her. Emmy Rrooys is her name. so Emmy and Emmy then do have an amazing day at Oh they will We'll have an amazing day. if someone's surname iss Royd's, it's a joke. one. It's a joke. The Royy's family. Yeah, mister and Mses Royd. J Joan a good one or a bad one? A bad one. Oh, a bad one. I'll give you a bad one. What else have we got? We've got this from Yaboo Bees in Brigs Yeah boobies. That terrible. boobies. that's aw for it. That took me in a second actually Yeah they were gusted, didn't he? He's a fantastic husband, dad, grandad, a great grandad. Wishing him all the love in the world Dan Giebels.s listing, I'm isolating in Wanders Leicester Dan Glebolds. It's Dan Gleeboldds. actually so, but thank you. That's so Bark calling up mostost heaven that is Yeah, that is classic. Oh, this is it's not a bad one. That's the OJ's on BBis in New York and the loveve trarain is quarter past one like this txt. Good afternoon. We're all listening to your work brackets on a sneaky brake. I go we like sneaky brakes Please say hi to Poullly, Paul, Dirk, Ketdle, Ron and Chris. They're going to be listening all day long. We love you all ready for that Who, Polly Paul Dirk Ketdle Ron And they' gonna be mist thinging all day long. Okay, fair enough. Poly Paul durk, kettle, R, pooly Pul durk, kettle Rom. Poly Paul durg, kettle, R all day long. Oh that that's that's lovevel. Oh it's lovely that. I mean, who's called Kettle? And also also as well. The Royd family for There is nobody Ketdle Rrod Where was that Radio York? Yeah. Oh was it? That's the OJs on BB Radio York and there was nobody in the BBC Radio York building who went, Mate, you just got caught out of there. Yeah. one person to going Polly, Dirk, Ketle and R hold on a second. Yeah So yeah, that's fine You can't really you can't really tell them for that can you? This is from Toby, who says, I'm packing for my holidays as I listen to your program, Jason. Well done, Toby. Have a great time. I'm twenty one, don't have any intention of buying a house tomorrow. I'm touring Harlem, Hollywood, Jackson and Mississippi. Trip of a lifetime. M much rather have great holidays. Have a great time, Toby. Wow. Yeah What a journey is going on? This is so awful. Harlem, Hollywood, Jackson and Mississippi. Oh that fits so nicely. it Oh if you want, we got loads of these awful ones. Gut past ten and Toby's listening to us tonight. He says, Hey Chhppo Why are you so excited, Toby Calm yourself Me and my best man are packing to head to Iba. firstirst thing tomorrow. cool Anyway, the party's already started. Big shout out to the boys Pilchard and Bird Travis and Spud. Loving the tunes tonight. Are you really getting us in the mood? Yeah Lovely soundlo of around Fallas, wasn't they Chnren Bird Travis and Spud play in like good friends All right, thank youil Donn was talking about his friend Miles, and I said, What's his surname? And I was like, is he Mr. Prower as in Miles Power. and I think that's quite a nice place.'s quite good. If you spell P Miles Power is very It's very nice, isn't it? Not encouraging people to phone radio stations and do toal their ownes saying But do you know, the lines are open for the request hour in a bit. Yeah I wonder if Miles Power You played this Miles proud C list in tears we drive down the M one. Fleetwood map the chain, please for miles perour. For miles perour. Come on. do it. I always feel really guilty because I love Emma. I know. And likewise she right. And she'd been Toby Laon a few times. So when this one happened she read it. she hears the suset out loud and she goes, Oh no it's happened again. Yeah. But she doesn't even think, Ohh no it's happened again. She says, Oh no it's happened again. and I just feel really bad because she's lovely. She Anyway, it wasn't my fault. it was Lou who wanted a mention. Big hello to Lu Syus. it's happened again This is the Chris Moyle Show podcast Chris Moyle Show. This is the Chris Moyle Show podcast Bay D O X. Lookers jind us to come and have a chat She is called Saffron. Oh, you will know her as Saffron from Republica because that's her name. It's Saffron from Republica, everybody. Good morning, goodood morning. Good morning. I'm back on the Mosie show. It's great. So I've not I've not seen Saffron for for a while The last time I saw you was at the Royal Albert Hall. Yes, and you were singing proud of Alex James's Bit pop Cassic Yeah and you were brilliant. Thank you. Do you have before you go on stage and perform, do you have any old fashioned rituals that have stuck with you? Well, I still do my vocal Walmart course, which you know used to scare lorry drivers, especially in America for. Yeah, I put on Earthwind of fire, Boogy Wonderland Before it goes to time. Do you really? Yeah ye G got hat I Yeah. I also saw you performing with Chesney Hawes. Yes. I'm about to say you're either going to say, yes, I know this or everybody listening' going to go What? Okay Chesney who works plays in London and he has a couple of special guests on. Nick Kershaw was one of them. Now, Nick Kurersshaw and Chesney go hand in hand because Nick Kersshaw wrote, I am the one and only. That's right, yes But also Saffron was there at the live show as well. And I'm like, well, I guess that, you know, that's just, you know, why not? But I didn't realize there was a connection between Chesney Hawks Kersal Saffron And I am the one and only. Okay. Do you know what it is? I feel bad, but no I don't know. I feel asough I should know, but I don't know What is it Sfrom? I was in, Chesney Hawes is one and only the music video, the original video, I was his love interest in the cinema with my friend Lucy Alexander from Homes under the Hammer. And we were we were like teenagers you know, droping and they said, Oh, there' this kid He's got a great song, Newki and stuff. Do you want to come along, you know, an audition All right. And it said R ye Rog Doltery'sing it from the ho because they used it in the buddy' song Yeah the filmed Buddy's song. And I thought, o, I'm definitely going to that. Yeah. And I went along and yeah me and Lucy got in and we met Tesney lovevely, brilliant song Amazing puppit And yeah, I had to throw carbo boxes over Roger Deltry's head. Beautiful. wasas that in the script or was someone' insured me disc. think just think you never know how your life's gonna turn out. You see this and you go, o my God, do doing an audition for this thing What is it? It's some kid that no one's ever heard of. He's doing this video, but Roger D Who's gonna to be ye? Yeah. Why did we do it? Beacause you never know. that means in thirty five years town, we could be performing on stage with Roger Dlttery. thirty five years later, you're on stage with Chesney Hawkskone. This isn't how I plann it working out Not this guy, the other guy. Isn't that last time I thought I never knew that. Yeahet. I think a lot of people will be like blown away by that. Yeah. But anyway, let's not talk about them. let's talk about Republica. Okay. Republica have announced A UK tour this autumn. I was still alive, yes. So talkalk me through the timeline of Republica. Did you guys ever split up or did you just No, we didn't know. I' just sort of carried on Yeah know, we had a couple of years here and there when you know went and did some other work. You know, I was really blessed to work with the Cure and Jeff Beck, Gary Newman, DJ Colecoox.. You know, Tun was amazing. they went back Republican wentin on tour bus again. It's correct, but that's the key to it. Never ever split up, right? No You can just not do something for a few years But then you don't have to be awkward about then getting back together true. Just go off and do your own things, but never, ever, ever split up. No. If anything, the boys come to me w, can we do them old gigs again.? Yeah We're bored.ah if you want to.. Do you like tall life? Do you like being on the road This is all I know really. Right? Yeahah, it's been sae't. Only some Oh thirty years old see if its Uh This is my life. It's I've been lucky to still You know, be able to do shows as well. It's great because you know, you love the jobpy days. Yeah. That was brilliant. Yeah Yes, as Saffron says, the tour celebrates. Th thirty years? No, I think that's a typo. that can't be fet. I know Yeah. It seems like like ten minutes ago, Chris, wasnt? And Thank you so much because Chris is one of the monster really championsers Yeah. But you don'tget never thank you you never forget that. Well what did I do? I just played a bloody great song. We just did the Bter British Top five hundred and it was like, was straight in. Yeah It was playing Republica Be but here's the thing That song I know we're not kids anymore. But to me, that song still sounds those like those loads of your song still sound like it could have been made like this week, It could have been made now. Do you know what? Like that whole Like ready to Drop deead Gorgeous is a great song. Brilliant song. Great, great song. Yeah. Still stands the test of time as far as I'm concerned. So anyway, let's talk about this talkour Yeah, we start on the Isle of White on the sixteenth of October. And yeah, we wanted like a lot of bands our friends that's like kind of supergrossed that recently. they've gone back and supported small independent grassroots venues and so so important because that's where we started. That's, you know, where we sort of, you know Len our chops. Yeah, chread boards. Lvely. crafted all around and you we're going back, you know, and we're doing quite a few actually. There's some really lovely there's some really lovely venues you're playing cheheese and grain, which is legendary Hare and hounds in Birmingham and then in Leeds and then The UEA in Norwich so these are really nice Charriage in London. Really good. If you want to go and see them Then if you just search R publica official, it'll be in there Yeah would Vream This is going to be great. So October through November and they are playing everywhere. They're all over the UK go and see what a great n at get your tickets and then go and see Republica when they tour in the UK for the thirtieth anniversary. No surely not.. Hey, lovely to see you. Thank you so much. Say out to the rest of the band for us. And yeah, come back. I want to know all about. after you've done it, I need to come back and tell us all about..'m Dapp Oh're joking.. I'm going. I'm gonna be there Let me see y. ladies and gentlemen, one know he suffon from Republica That' f This is the Chris Moyle Show podcast, R Ox. So how are you feeling this morning, Dominic Burn? I am hello everybody. I'm feeling a little bit crispy. Would that be the way to describe myself? Could I be honest? Yeah, I'm crispy. You're crispy as well.. I'm in the crrispy cup. we're both crispy Yeah How are you, Polly? I'm having to put about twenty percent more effort into everything I do, like thinking. Yeah. I'm with you. Yeah. Were you out as well? I was out for a bit, yeah. Well, hold on a second. I was out as well because we did the podcast yesterday . Now for those of you who are new, let me explain. For those of you know you know, but let me just explain because not all superheroes wear capes. We do for charity every year a drunken pubcast. We go to a pub, we set up all the equipment, we film it as well as record the audio. and it's all of us from the Chrismal showow Toby Tarrant, our friend Ron Callen and we also have a couple of guests. Yeah. So yesterday we did the show and then we worked on the feed bits and bobs for the podcast and then we all met at the pub and we all start drinking and enjoying ourselves. And then at some point when all the guests arrive we sit down and we start recording a podcast and when you drink all the way through it You drink whatever you want to drink. There is no pressure until the shots start flying around left right and center and then people start getting a bit giddy. You' drg is shot! Ill get to a little bit. I think that was capaptain, I think yesterday at some point. Somebody s at me that I've not drun. It might been you Dob could have been. If're not drugg you shot. Im yeah could calm down. we had there was a shot based thing we had to do God Can we C I've had of it. Yeah I filed not thanks for having me. Can we do the thing where someone goes home stay? Can that be me? Can I go home? A we talkking to about this, can we? go home? We shouldall all go home. Okay here's the thing. This this stupid podcast that we do, It's raised over a million pounds so far for charity. Yeah. So what we'll do is we edit it. Well you wantit it for? You stole flakakes because we edit all the legal stuff out Definitely a few edits to be made this year. Oh yeah. I for one made a couple of comments that I want editing out No, they're all staying. No I may have done something that I'd like to be edited Yeah. There was happening. There was another comment from one of our guests where somebody re Edit that out and they went, Ohh no, I'm happy if you keep that in. I don't care if they hear what I've just said about them. Oh yes. Oh yeah. No quite It got lively. And then the producer said, no, please definitely take that out. my voice is going. Oh you welcome to Krispy Land. So basically we are all up early yesterday morning, what quarter to five on average everybody' up. And then we come in and we do the radio show and we at little meeting that we all meet back up at the pub. I think we're all back in the pub by one. Yesterday. Yes. St drinking at one And then we start recording about Half two. Yeah, three sometimes What how did we finished recording? It was a good few hours, wasn't it? It seemed like a long record. Yeah, I I think it was that I think it was three hours maybe Might Yeah Yeah three and a half, I think wasn maybe that's probably the few extas at the start. And then we have to derg and then we have a few more drinks and then we go for a curry the remaining people who are left standing. Our guests on the podcast this year, Nick Ferrari, who is just walking past my window He's now about to start as a show in LBC Yeah. He was good fun yesterday. He That man can drink the bubbles Jeepers. Brillant Jordan North was there. Likewise brilliant. He's now on the air on Capitol, Breakfast and Jelly Faulkner who has slapped in for a show this morning on some moovie. Has she? No, she's not. I imagine she's a priate she, I im. She's there. She's in. She's Yeah. Anyway, once we've got it ready to go, we will tell you how you can get our podcast audio and visual. and more importantly you can give us some money to our charity becausecause that's the whole reason we do it, right? And if you listen to it, I'll watch it without giving money to charity. Bad things happen to you Moyle S You're listening to the Chris Moyle Show podcast You arere listening to the Chris Moyle Show podcast Bay BO. Okay, you going to be al right for the weather? I think I'll give it a go. Okay, best of luck to you. Thanks. After a cloudy start, it should brighten up for most places later. I feel as though I've dipped down octave wise, But it's sunshine, especially in the south and feeling Well warm guys. twenty degrees is the high today from global stage. if you don't mind saying stuff, I sound different. A little bit croaky. Yeah. o, okay. let me play my throat. Maybe it mayaybe it's just my headphones. don I don't know. Is that better? How does he sound to you you? C on. Where out? Go here. He sounds fine to me. Right. Thanks me. I think you sound fine too. Yeah Thanks, Bodger. Hey Badger. Aron, how do the boys sound? They sound absolutely fine to me. Yeah, yeah, it's lovely. It's a gaggle of barry whites. You can't The nice thing is you can't tell who's who? Yeah, you're right Can we get you od to sing sisters?. He wants to start. He makes you speak sl really slowly. Whaty is it changing your accent? It is though, isn't it? is a bit. Yeah bit isn't it? We have a laugh M. Why can't you do as well? What do you? Because I'm not as crispy as you guys. Okay, yeah Whatever time I left to go for a curry, that was my last trink. I didn't drink anymore. I didn't drink at the curry house. I had a pine of I had a pint of what do say? wasas it kingfisher or Cobra?. Yeah, it was Cobra. I had a Cobra. See now I say Cobra, but you say Cobra And you say Cobra. What were you drinking, Aron? A Yeah. Did you have a bargie? I barged. I barged a lot. But I thought the rule was no starters last night and there wasn't sobody sh in that. I got it along with a main. I order the King Prawn Madras Very hot and spicy It's very w. hot and spicy. Oh yeah. Oh ye A Joe Frazy. A Jo Frazy really hit the spot. Oh I love a Joe Frazy. Is this the podcast? As. It tell you what, it's better than elements of the podcast from yesterday. Yeah. So let' let's just. When you both laugh together with a deep voice effect, it just sounds like horses go down a cobbled street. It hts my ty hurts my ty Oh God Ga. There he goes. Oh Val That hand That's the lowest setting it does. Allright, mate Hello up it? You right up it? I'm really glad like today we don't have a proper job because we're all feeling a bit rubbish. You suppose you're gonna to sit in the back office doing accounts. Do what? Accounts. You sound like youre called Janet. Yeah. Beon I mean. We can do this luckily. What voice do you prefer higher loan I don't know now! Hi. Oh Polly Polly can't breathe at the moment. You you right, Polly? okay? I'm fine than you There you go. As fine. back to normal. lovely. Yes, That's lovely up here. Yeah I do worry about Polly because she she doesn't takeaking a deep breath for about twenty seconds Can I ever say I looked away then? I thought Captain was talking it was you. Yes me. Silly. Yeah, he' silly sausage. Why isy? I hope this is funny to listen to because I am having a wonderful time. I hope today's the day that Ashley's decided to go I a radio accident this morning. Oh This He Fuck Broo Yy Hello Hry Hello Hary Oh Oh w. Okay. G. So now, that's what we did. A's really. What are we on? We're now? no great. Are we on the air? Are' still on the m? Jn. I need to away again. All right, let's get everybody back to normal. Hold on one sec. All now Dominic, Hello, Captain. Hello. Aaron. Hello. And one second. hopefully should everybody be back now and Polly. Hello. Oh heo Chris Moyle show The Chris Moyle Show podcast. Cid I say hello to Toby Tara? Yeah. There's a guest? Is's a guest on? You're in the guest morning. That's where a guest sit. You didn't send a car, I had to get my own coffee. Oh man. I hope you didn't treat Catherine Tate like this. No, you treat her like the star she is. Oh yeah, fair enough. I always treat people how they deserve to be treatted Yes, Yes. Well, then I'm getting exactly what I deserve. In fact you've been far too kind So God, I'm excited about this announcement that you've got to make. God I's just out of the hour. Hope you're leaving. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So should we get straight into it? Yes. All right, okay. so then. Ladies and gentlemen, Toby Tarran has announcement I'm going to leave it all up to him So this morning because I don't want to make it about me. It'd be way too easy. It would be. The floor is yours. me to be all over it.. Here we go, ladies gentleen, Toby Tarrant. Thank you so much. It's an audgment that he he's gonna to make now That floor so much as a chair, I suppose ye. Yeah. The chair is microphone. It stump Sop. This a big moment for me, Dom. Soorry mate. It respect I there. This is brilliant. He's about to announce. This is it now. He's pregnant like Arnold Schwarzenegger that film Yeah where he has a baby. Yeah, that was weird. That is strange, isn't it? Yeah. It wasn't a documentary that way. They got carried away after twins. Yeah, they thought we can do anything. Yeah. Was it God Jior? I think it was called Jion. What's the is it's its Christmas film? I like that? Single the way the way Single all the way. You' gonna hear that? I always get confused at that and the one where he's a superhero, an action hero. What's that one called? Last act manan L action hero or something. Yeah ask I like that film. Yeah. Oh. Do do your announcement? Oh my Oh yeah ye yeah So after decade at RadioX cing that I will be leaving the radio station because I Exchange bond Wow How does it feel to finally do you what I mean, finally say get out? Daniel set the bar so high Yeah and to have the opportunity to follow in those footsteps. I was surprised to get the call. Yeah Yeah all were. Yeah. But How did the bar come crashing down? Well,, a lot of people dropped out. R Yeah. and I think it was around the time that Timothy Spall said no But I was basically the only person left for the job.. I'm really excited about the direction we're going to take the films in. So you got a call from one of the broccoli people? Yeah And they're going to be a bit more slapstick and get hold on home was that peopleeople are starting to realize Obviously people started to say. Don't believe you. A ginger James bomb. Yeah, that's a good point. You got me. You got me. Oh damn it. F we had all says the new Liverpool manager would have be more realistic. Yeah. That's really good. That job might be going su. Yeah'd be fair. So So I am announcing that and I'm very, very genuinely very, very excited about this, that this summer in August, I am doing ten shows in ten days Edinburgh Finge Festival. Yeah. I can't wait. I can't wait. I'm very nervous. excited, but very good news. Togy Tarant is bringing his debut stand upp show. to the Edinburgh fringe in August. It's surreal It's the fringe. Yep. It's the fringe. A the Gilded balloon. Well, at the Gilded balloon whichich is the Gilded Balloon's new venue. Yes. V very legendary Gilded. It's very iconic to get in there having done three hours of stand up so far. Rere good. is a pretty amazing opportunity. So yeah five PM And I absolutely can't wait. I'm hoping People that have never been to the fringe before and have always said, I really want to go, I really want to go will come along for the first time and come and see me radioX listeners that have never been Now what is the name of the show Utter bloke nonsense. Right, right? Yes And that's a play on Uter woke see what I did there. seeee what I did there. gave it a twist. Yeah. Do you know how it came about was because I didn't have a title for it and I had a lovely meeting with Live Nation.' been amazing. shhout out to the two Anners at Live Nation. We were chatting and every like show at fringe is far more intelligent than mine It's always like they do this amazing hour and a half and it's about when their nan died and it all links at the end and it's all very intelligent. orr there's a lot of really clever you know political satire. Right. And I thought I'm not going to do any of that. I'm just going to literally G good old fashioned, stand up on stage for an hour, tell some stupid stories from my weird life. Willie jokes, Willy jokes. and then have a beer That's pretty much the plan. It's what sounds at the moment. It is. T't to be honest, it sounds like utter bloke nonsense. Well, than you, than you. Oh I see. Yeah. Yeah Tickets On sale now If you want to go and see Toby, making his debut at the Edinburgh Finge this August from the seventh to the sixteenth His show is beautifully timed at five PM. Yes it's not only great for you, that's great for Toby. so good That means you can get a game of golf in. Yeah of course you can. And still have a few pints in the evening and still be good for his ten o'clock radio show the next day. Yes. So I'm going to be going back and forth. I'm doing my radio show from Glasgow for five days and going back and forth. What could possibly go wrong? Oh yes, no Nothing to worry about. Yeah, notothing to here. A few beers after my show, go and watch some of the evening entertainments and then probably a few more beers. and I'm sure, you know you won't be able to notice on aira. I'm feeling a little bit tender. It's going to be a mananic ten days. Just do a search, just go live nation Toby Tarrant or Edinurgh Festival, Toby Tarrant, Edinburgh Frs Toby Tarrant and you'll get the link to tickets. Buy tickets to see Toby. G those tickets now. Yes. Yes. G go, go. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Toby Tarreant. The cest S show. the l That's your podcast for this week, D and dusted, as they say. all over There's nothing to see here. The fat lady is singing. Yes. Elvis has left the building What is that from it over to the Fat lady sings? Doid we know what that ss? it to do with opera. It's something much to do with opera, isn't it? Right Be they traditionally have larger people doing the opera. Is that to do with diaphragms I don't know what his name was, but he was very good. He was a Welshopressager. Diia Fraown. Yeah. veryer good. See, this is good Oh dear, we are tired. It' Friday. It's a long weekend by the way. so we're off by. Thank you for listening and we'll be back next week with the best of the week, which will be only four days so probably That's right. podcast probably about fifteen minutes long. Till then Polly gets the final word Scrumptious For his Moyal show Re the o Chris Moyle showhow Podcast