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Hey, how's it going? It's Adam Brown in for Chris on the Chris Moyles Show this week. The Chris Moyle Show . So Chris was in for the first part of the week. So he was in Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday and then he passed the baton over to me to do Thursday and Friday. So the podcast is going to kind of work in two kind of halves essentially you,'ll hear the highlights of the first couple of days when Chris was there and then on the second half, I'll be Dom obviously you've been here all weekend. Oh week mate. Yeah. So what happened when Chris was there first part of the week I guess? You're asking the wrong person . I mean, I've Adam, I've got I can barely remember what we did today on the show and it's Friday when we record this. So I haven't got a clue do we have evil and evil and Tessa Sunders have no idea . I can't know they were there was a few weeks ago Kevin Bishop was in. Wasn't it? He was. Kevin Bishop was in. He was brilliant as well. Yeah. He was so funny. Was there another guess? Oh no, you're doing it as well. Was there another guess? Yeah, there was. Yeah. Of course there was. That was another guess. And you know that they were excellent jobs. Yeah. They were good, weren't they? They were they were brilliant. I really loved what they were saying. The me too, the stuff they were coming out with. What was your favorite bit? How about all of it? It's like greatest hit. Or like one specific bit. When they told that story about that thing and we all went, Oh my god, that's really good. Yeah, and that was I can't remember and that was. Can you remember? No. It was actually the same day as Kevin Bishop. It was. We had two of them. Yeah. Yes, yes. Clinton Baptiste. Yep. Yes. I'll tell you what, let's get into it shall we shall we? Yeah. So the next voice you're gonna hear is Chris . The Christ mas show Rady OpEx . I asked Mind about this before. Pens disappear from this studio like you would not believe. There's two little mugs in here that've got pens in . And then they disappear. And then one day somebody filled these two mugs with pens. There must have been fifty pens. Yeah, we all said , didn't we little red ones? Within a week, they'd all gone. And I'm like, who is taking these pens home , right? And if they now it's becoming a problem. Yeah . So anyway, I've noticed that Aaron, our execut producer , has not a bag of cans, but a bag of pens and he's got a bag of pens with him. Now this morning there were two pens left on my radio console for me to do the show with. Now they've all got writing on and they're all different . This one is the Greater Manchester Fire and Rescue Service? Yes . And this one is Pets as Therapy. Oh okay. I don't remember getting that one. So there you go. So I've got two, I've got the Greater Manchester Fire and Rescue Service pen and Pets' Therapy pen. What have you got captain? Mine's just Stevenson. com What? It's Stevenson. co . What did they do?? Is it I can read it umbrella. Is there a place that sells random company pen? Yeah, there should be just a bag of random company pen. I like that. Now, what's yours? Does yours say anything? Mine just says give blood. Okay. It encourages people to give blood if Aaron, what have you gone? I've with got the at Gre hyos Cpo ital. There you go. London, bright. And Polly. Unbranded. It's an inkjoy paper mate, lovely. Lovely. Classic lovely paper mate. Inkjoy paper mate. I think is a place that Don goes to enjoy. Yeah. You get a lot of enjoy there. And I don't even know what that means. Must have been telling you Some people have been suggested in saying you can buy boxes of random pens. Oh turn you. Yeah. Great. And you can get all these other pens and everything. So Aaron seems to be the pen man on the Chris Manshop. You've got a massive bag of pens. Yeah, I just put them all in a bag because they do get taken. They do. And it's important to keep them, I think. Well, there's websites where you can buy more pens if you want. Yeah. Do we need more pens? We probably do that. They'll go fast. Take one of your pens, write this website down. And then you can check out this website and you get some more pens.. Okay All right , what does that pens say on it? That says Rias Interiors . Listen, whatever you do in your own time . Rias Interiors, Rias Interiors . Reas Interiors. Got it, I like it. Wow. So write down this website and you can check it out. Yeah, right. P E N I S L A N D. Yep . Yeah, might you got that T E N I S NS Yep. P E N IS A NT You've been on that website What was that spell? P E N IS ILLEL? SOME ILAN L AND YEAH PEN ISLEA PEN IS? PEN IS YEAR. I'VE TONED AFTER THEY YOU VARIDAPING, WANT YOU? YES ACTUALLY. TO TO LIST OF there's a paywall it to pen island dot com . Pen island. com P E N I S Yes L A N D Penn Island Yes. It's a great name dot com . Yeah . Although I don't know if they keep on top of the website to be honest. But it's been up a long time . But I don't think they have you won the wrong? Yeah, I put it in, but it's blocked me . Oh, is that a bing thing? Has it? Yeah, tried. Penn Island. This site is PENIS That's what I've done. LAND That's Pen Island. Tried dot org dot Oh, would you think it's an org? Is that docode. UK ? Yeah . Just keep trying loads of times Really quickly dot org block me again Dockodot UK ' thencause I'll get like a notification from live. Yeah, exactly. Huge police . I just don't want you buying more pens. No, we don't need more pens but we do actually . Anyway, so there you are. Someone's texted in saying it's dot net if you want to try that. I'm not trying again. Three strikes in your outfit as I'm concerned, they're going to disable my computer. Try it again. PEN IS I'M NOT TRYING. You try it LAND Pen Island. Are you trying? Why are you being so childish thumb? I'm not being childish. It'll ruin my it's just a computer. That's what it's like . I know it's a Penn website. It isn't just a pen website . Like trying now a lot . Don't that. Don't that . There's a guy, have you seen that website, the guy who's called Brian Smith and he just likes to scare people. Right. He goes up to people and he goes Boo No ah. Right, okay. And it's just videos of that. Yeah, and this fellow Brian Smith. Okay , boo. You should check out his website . What's his website crazy? So it's Boo. So that's what he does is boots people. So Boo, Brian Smith. Then BS. Yep, and then county . So it's BOWBS County . Right. Try that. Right. See if being like you're in that. Brian's good guy . Yeah. No, I can't get on those block. okay All right. Right. Try I love all joking aside, you would love the because you're a Liverpool fan. You get the website. There's a Swedish Liverpool fan. And he comes up for loads of games, but he posts loads of pictures and videos of like celebrating love of Liverpool but in Sweden. So it's really it's really interesting and it's like videos of him and his mates watching the game and coming over and trips and everything. He's a lovely Swedish fellow. What is it? He's called Ilov. Illov. Ilov, yeah. That's his name is Ilov Yeah, which is ILUV and his surname is Nudes Really? Yeah. Now is that dot com or Dot Code UK Whatever you like. Dot Sweden, probably . Yeah, Dot Sweden. Dot Poobs . This is the Chris Moyle Show podcast Ray D O p osen by Captain . Who was that again? Goldfrap and how if he needed a song to remember the name of that band , what song would you go for? Ulala, you'll remember it by that. Yeah no, but the band you were singing off the air. When you sing gold rap to the Bond theme of gold finger . I was just going that's old fra gran really good stuff . And then have you done the whole parody? I then said she's the singer with the Midas Touch After that al,ready , we have the starts of a parody album. Would you like to join me and Dom we're thinking about doing a third parody album? Yes, we're looking for writers. Track one. Oh my god, yes, I think . I mean, I won't start with goldfrap, but oh I would. I would definitely that's the only one we've got at the moment. Yeah, fine. I feel like I might be doing some of the heavy lifting. Gold frap . And then what's the next line . She's the singer with the min us touch. Yeah, and then you need another line after. I'm not going to sing all the time. Do the writing. All right, you're not gonna sing. No, I'll do the writing. Okay, you're going to be Bernie Torpin. Right, okay.. Yeah I'm self hugged to our elephant John . You're listening to the Chris Moyle Show podcast. Bravi . Ladies and gentlemen , this is Dominic Byrne singing about Jose Marino . You know my name the best in the game . It's lovely I'm from Portugal and I win it all And I am the most special one lovely That's the short version . That's the edit. That's the radio edit. Truly touching. Isn't it though? You heard a nice note there. Thank you. No auto tune needed in that recording. I was told I know there is. I was told no one. I Oh, started working over time. Oh really is that the needle on the machine? Oh all auto tunes needed. Smoke was piling out the back of it . It screamed as if it was dying. I'm only an auto tune machine, not a miracle worker This is the Chris Moyle Show podcast Brandi O X the Chris Moy Show This is the Chris Moyle Show podcast Bray D O X. Can you just ruminate that story again about the cricket thing? Yes, so this is Ben Stokes and Gus Atkinson. They're being invest igated by the ECB. Yes. There was a bit of an incident in a nightclub early on Monday. Yes. That was after they won the test match against New Zealand at Lord's. Yes. And here's Tom Cantoni. So where is Tom Canton y? Where is he? Yeah . Because the story is two cricket players there's an incident. We don't know what the incident is. Yeah . It's being investigated cricket, which is played outdoors. Yeah. And the incident is supposedly taking place in the nightclub. Yeah. Here's the radio exported Tom Cantony . But where is he ? So what's the question? Where is just listen to where like the background of where he is , right? Okay. It's not the first time the culture of the England cricket team's been called into question. Harry Brook and Ben Ducket were involved in controversies during the Ashes Tour over winter. Is he in his garden? He now he isn't in his garden . I know that because he's working today in the building. Where is he? Why is he outside? There's no reason for him to be outside at all in that clip. He and it's windy. Yeah. He's standing on the roof of Global. If he had gone, I'm here outside the offices of yeah, but he's not. I don't believe he is at the end. Why is he outside? He wanted to get some air. It's just like when you used to No , I was just saying when you used to here I am in Paris, yeah, and you wanted to be outside the front door be all made you used out the front door and you go take a ride and you stand on the corner and you go here in Bristol these, people say they're really looking forward to the challenge. You would just be international street because here in Argentina 's right here in Brazil. Yeah, he used to fake it, didn't you? No. You didn't, you're not allowed to. So is that what Tom Cantone is doing? But rather than get in trouble, he doesn't say where he's right. He hasn't exactly we've not said where he is, but he has decided to be outside . Tom messaged me because he's writing the news this morning as well. Tom, where were you? Oh, don't. So I could just put some effects behind him. Yeah. Oh yeah. I mean, he could be anywhere in the world if he wanted to be. , I'm still waiting to hear back from Tom come to me . Okay, shall I play Tom . Well, this is meant to be Paris evening ambiance, but just it just sounds like a rainstorm to me. It does, yeah . Oh yeah, he's hammering it down . It's about this time the culture of the England cricket team has been called into question. Harry Brook and Ben Ducket were involved in controversies during the Ashes Tour over winter. That led to a midnight curfew on Nights Out and if Stokes is found to have done wrong here. His future as England captain really will be in doubt. Okay , Tom, Tom has been in touch. Do you know where he is? I know where he is. He's in Greece . He's in Greece . It's not the first time the culture of the England cricket team's been called into question. Harry Brook and Ben Ducket were involved in controversies during the Ashes Tour over winter. That led to a midnight curfew on nights out and if Stokes is found to have done wrong here, his future as England Captain really will be in doubt. Okay he's now he's now in a pub in Ireland Oh I'm trying to this is Tom Irish pub ambiance. Okay, here we go . Here's Tom Cantony. It's not the first time the culture of the England cricket team has been called into question. Tarket will revolve in controversy during the Fashion Tour over the winter. Are you ? Are you pretending you're in the cricket player? Stokes fountains pour it anyway. Captain really tucked it down . There you go . Fire that report now when you tell? He gets everywhere, doesn't he? Doesn't he? He's well travelled. Has he been on? Yeah, just he's on a balcony in Manchester . Right, why? I don't know . But is that where the global? global Yeah, he's at global in Manchester writing the news for radiox this morning and then he did his little report on the balcony. Why? He just wanted some fresh air, I don't know. Sorry, did you say doing his little report? Like he's got it like he's got a school project. He's just the report. He's doing his little reporting. He's doing his little reporting. You don't worry about your little report, Tom? Yeah. Yes, as we get ready for the FIFA World Cup here in America, I can't tell you , that's my goodness. I can't tell you that there's been a problem with one of the star referees the tournament. He's not been allowed into customs. I'm here now at the airport in Dallas and I'm going to speak to one of the airport security people here. What have you heard? Well I've heard there Tom they wouldn't let him in on account of him coming from some place that they don't like so, that's the way they didn't let them in because they didn't reassist . Thank you very much unnamed airport security person . It's back to you in the studio from here in Dallas on the balcony in Manchester. John do the drink? Shut up. Yeah . And that was Tom Canton . This is the Chris Moyle Show podcast RD O X. Kevin Pishop is on the show today Kevin is he's doing like a play. He's doing Abigail's party, I think. Yeah . With Tamsin Authwait . I've worked with her. I was about to say I worked with her on the television series Hotel Babylon. Yeah . Yes, we've done the acting together. Me and Tam . Can you remember your can remember your lines from Hotel Babylon? No, let me think quite Shakespearean if I remember, I tell you what it was. It was rubbish . You were checking in, were you checking in or checking out ? It was so wooden, it was like somebody had thrown a table and chairs into the scene. Right . It was like we filmed it in a forest . And if you find yourself at a loose end , why don't you come and join us on something easily f.ully Aw acted . Terribly creepy delivery . It was awful. You know, Captain's trying to find that now, you know. And you know what? And here's what'll happen. You'll find it, you're watching it, you'll go, put the hell, Chris, you're absolutely right when you're reviewed . You're listening to the Chris Moyle Show podcast. Ray Obex Look who has joined us in the studio, mister Kevin Bishop . Hey With a Tash ? Yes , my own. You've got a mustache? I have, I have. I've had a mustache quite a lot for work, not just for life. Yeah. And this is this place set in the seventies, so it's a good one. Yeah. It's a good bushy, isn't it? It is the good it's getting bushier. Yeah . Do you find yourself pardon the questioning sitting at home just stroking it? If you find that happen, I'm sitting at home stroking it just gently . Yeah . Well, the reason that Kevin has grown this mustache is because he's in a play . He's in a proper proper play. It's in Abigail's party? Yes . Now I've seen Abigail's party. Yeah, the TV Abigail's Party, but you've never seen the play of it. But how old is this now? Abigail's party? nineteen seventy se ven was the first year at the Hamstead Theater . Wow . And the TV play , I think it was Play for today that we're all sort of quite familiar with people of a certain age. Alison Steadman. Allison Stedman, yes . Yeah. Janine Divitski . And it's basically about some neighbors come around and this one upman ship and keeping up with the Joneses and just it's incred ible how that script is still like we've done nothing to change it and it still holds up today . So yeah. It's Mike Lee's comedy suburban life in Essex and men with tashes. Yeah. Yeah. And Tamsen Elthwaite, who doesn't have a mustache? No she doesn't we should say that. We should violate that clear wanted to. She could pull it off . She can do anything. That's how good an actress she is. Coming to the Harold Pinza Theatre for a limited season. This august . Yeah. This proper and I know you've done proper acting before. The Harold Pinsa Theatre. You? Comedy Theatre. I've actually been in a play there before I did Fat Pig with Kelly Brook. I was that there? Yeah. Now, Kevin here. Yeah I got to know Kevin through a mutual friend of ours when the Kevin Bishop show was on, I hated that show . I snagged it off a few times. Right. I also had my show on and running at the same time so I might have been I didn't need that to be to me combined Pasha Burn . Right, yeah . Now scare me. How long ago star stories ? Is it nineteen twenty years? Well, I think the pilot was two thousand six which would make it twenty years old . And actually, I think the pilot for the Kevin Bishop show was two thousand six as well. It was in two thousand five for Star Stories and two thousand six for Kevin Bishop Show. That's frightening, isn't it? I was only ten when I did that. Yeah, you were so young. Yeah. That's how a special license channel for. Yeah, such a baby. Such a baby. I think it annoyed a lot of people actually. They were like, who is this kid with his own shows? Toddler. Yeah, yeah. Exactly. It's scary, isn't there anything about it? It is. How it's just flown by. And how easy it was to do a show in those days. I remember they'd call you into a production office and say, We like you. You're gonna write a show. You've got ten weeks and you just' wrdite a show and then they'd be on tele It's not like that anymore. No . Millions of people would watch it. Yeah. Millions of people. They would . Yeah, millions of people would sit and wait for your show and watch it. You would come up with an idea for something and then you'd have to go and film it or make it . We had to come up with a lot of ideas of it. We shot fifty sketches for a twenty three minute episode . So the Kevin Bishop show was very breakneck paced and there was no sketch over a minute long. Wow . A lot of them aren't suitable for today's sort of climate. My kids said to me they said, They said, Dad, can we watch a bit of Kevin Bishop show? I was like, Yeah, sure, no problem, but on now. I'm like three minutes in I was like, I think that's quite enough Take that out. Oh my god dad, that's so bad. I can't believe you did that. I want to say it was there was different times. Different times. Different times, guys. Different times, different times. You need to write . You need to write this one man show of when you lived with Steve Cooper . You have Kevin, please, you have to write it. I just Steve would never agree to that. Never. It doesn't need to be real. No, no, we just changed his name. But I did live with Steve, and he was very kindly took me under his wing when I was going through a really bad divorce and it was like a bit of Steve Steve Cuban's actually got a little bit of a stammer . When he was talking you, and he said, Listen, he said, okay, you go through a divorce. It's trendous. Worst thing anyone can ever go through. Me Casa Sukasa. You can stay here as long as you want. I don't say you welcome, obviously. If I say go, just go. But don't be a stranger. You can come back. You can come back, but just if I say get out , get out, but you can come back . And you can use the cars I'll get your insurance on the cars. Don't use a mazerator, you use special insurance for that one. But you can use all the other ones. And if you pull a girl, tell her it's your car, they'll believe you. good. Back in the shirt a bit. Now, have you done this to Steve, or is he aware of it? Oh, he's aware I leave him, I leave him like epic like eight minute voiceovers and we just go maybe wait and I'm thinking of you as a duo obviously quite a lot. And continunchin' Corflakes. Do you want some? And I'll just be leaving him these long ways . If he comes back at all, it would be very amusing . But what he does is he'll leave me a video sometimes because I can't work out the speaker says I just need a video. It's weird but it doesn't matter makeup chats yeah. And that's how we communicate now . How did he get tos know Steve? We kind of mutual friends and we sort of yeah friends through friends and yeah he lives in Lewis and I lived in Brighton and you know we just sort of used to do bike rides together and walks and stuff like that. People think that we sit there talking about comedy we don't we don't at all we just watch like you know missing sea liners and things like that on documentary crime documentary I mean he's so entertaining and he's very funny all the time on purpose and accidentally . And yeah, he's just a fascinating person. And yeah, and he's very generous and he was so kind to me at a time when you know I needed someone to be very kind to me at that time. Yeah. Yeah, bless him. I'm sure you told me a story about where you would just sit and watch TV with him and he would just comment on what you were watching and I just it just so funny. Well, what Steve did once was I made it, I produced a movie and I had a very rough copy of the thing We watch it. She watches it together. So I get a note pad, which is down there, watch it. I'll take notes and I'll give you notes, and I went, No, well, listen, it's just a very, very rough, very rough things. Just look, look, look, I mean , I've been in film and television my whole life over thirty plus years and I know a rough copy when I see it and I won't be Bruce. I'll just, you know, I understand the process. I was like, all right. And he sat there and he watched my film and like ten seconds in, he was going, oh it was really rough that his downgrade wasn't done or anything. And he came out and he went, Oh , I didn't lie down Oh my god, I can't believe I can't believe what I've just seen. I just can't believe what I just watched. And I was like, what do you think of it? If that makes money I quit genuine ly, I will, I'll quit. And I wanted to have it as a quote on the post though. Yeah. Lovely. Yeah, yeah, that's evil. Ladies and gentlemen, go and see Kevin when he performs in Abigail's party at the Harold Pinter Theatre. Yeah. Wednesday, twelfth of August to Saturday, the nineteenth of September. Get your tickets . Just search Cameron Bishop Abigail's party. You'll find him. Lovely to see you. Thanks, Chris. All the best. It's really great to come on the show. Thank you. Ladies and gentlemen, mister Kevin Bishop. Yeah. Thank you very much. The Chris Moyle Show podcast Ray O X the Chris Moyle Show The Chris Moyle Show podcast Grey D X Chris Yeah , we have some news Remember earlier on we were talking about Hotel Babylon and your appearance in said programme with Tamsen Althai, who Kevin Bishop is the Micro. Oh yeah, yeah, okay. Your mic just broke. Yeah. We were just talking to Kevin about it, weren't you? Your appearance in hotel Babylon. Yeah. Me. Yeah. Yeah, hotel Babylon has got a lot of mentions today. Your mic's just broke. Yeah. Mine's working though, so yes it is . I have found right I have found a video right I think I think we're in technical difficulties because all of the microphones in the studio have broken , including my Oh, it's working now. I was at working now? Yes. Oh . So what I was saying earlier, we found the clip of you in hotel Babylon. Oh hear it's up on the screen now. I can't see it though because I've lost my glass. You've just pulled your head over you. Oh, we should we should. Yeah, we could enjoy it. We could enjoy it. I'd like you to enjoy it. From memory, I don't think your acting was as wooden as you remember it actually. I think you'll be pleasantly surprised. Now I think you'll be pleasantly surprised at what size I am in this I know this was Can you see that massive glamange on the screen? No that is me. This was during the big years. We've said that, but there's a different time . We don't live in those times anymore . So the premise , do you need to know? We need the bacteria . Give us a big story. The premise is that I am a famous person. Right . Generic famous person. Yeah. And I'm having a party and they're running through a tick list of things that I've asked for. Okay . And then I basically say, Hey, if you find yourself a bit of a loose end and you want to pop in . Oh yeah. And join me for a drink. We'd love to see your mother welcome. Great. I don't say that nothing . As far as I remember, I've not seen this cliff in. Hello. If you so are you saying it's a little bit wooden. Well , should we watch it? You might be pleasantly surprised. Also, you say that you're ordering for a party . That doesn't come across. Oh, I can't and honestly, I can't remember. What's the backstory as you understand, the captain? Because you found the clip. Well, he's got an order in and they read the order and Chris has a line. And that's really all you learned. There's a bit of you that there's a better background shot , which you look quite awkward in which we don't have. But this is lovely. Okay . It's not the highest of resolutions , right? But it's seat there. That's my accent. Yeah. It's still an HD though. For any fans like that, it's season two episode one. It's in SD. Okay , SD. So that's twenty buffers of Krug, a seafood buffet, a sound system a DJ and three dozen cheeseburgers. I'll have them sent up to your suite this evening, mister Miles. Thank you. And if you find yourself at Lucent tonight, feel free to pop one and bring the feisty looking one . You call her a feisty looking one. Bring the feisty looking one . My acting was so bad , they made the music so loud . You couldn't hear what I was saying. Aaron is Aaron is cringing nobody in it. And didn't even know me then . One more time, please. No, yeah. That's twenty buffers of Krug, a seafood buffet, a sound system of DJ and three dozen cheeseburgers. Right, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Listen to what the order is. It's clearly I mean, I know I was big, but I'm not order than three platters of cheeseburgers. Is that not was that is that for a party? You listen to what the ordinary that's twenty buffers of crooked a seafood buffet, a sound system a DJ and three dozen cheeseburgers . Three dozen cheeseburgers and a seafood by the way it's the worst worst party food ever. How many bottles of Krug? twenty bottles of Kruges twenty bottles? Oh wow. And a seafood platter? Stop fedding it down before your lung comes in. So that's twenty buffers of crooked seafood buffet, a sound system at DJ and three dozen cheeseburgers. I'll have them sent up to your suite this evening, Mr. Moyles. And by the way, clearly and I'm clearly playing mister Moyles, as you can see. Right. Look at the size of me, I look like a weebble. It's just a different time. I look like I've eaten a shopping trolley or I'm a ability scooter. You don't. It's just different times this. If I just turned on meet me and just disappear, it would look weird . Well there is there's a bit of you with your eyes just kind of staring at for a few seconds as if you're like remembering the line that's about to happen. No it was good it was a great show. Should we have it one more time? That's the beautiful and very talented Emma Pearson and the beautiful and very talented Tamson outweigh. Yeah, as well. So there you are. That was my group. That's twenty buffers of group, seafood buffet, a sound system a DJ and three dozen cheese burgers. I'll have them sent up to your suite this evening, Mr. Marls. Thank you. And if you find yourself at Lucent tonight, feel free to put fine and feisty looking at. And lower me in the mix because my acting is so loud. And except that's just the one take of that. I just want to know how often they 're quite a quick turnaround, isn't it? Yeah, yeah. Do you want to go to a brake seat and pull it down that? It was good. I think who hears Else acted on the hotel Babylon? Just that clip that you've got? Just that clip. There is a bit of you in the background, but you're not in the bar. In the bar. Yeah, but you're not there's no dialogue. No. I would mention in a bar with some ladies having a great time. Oh, is that the king? Yeah, it's a bit of that. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's awful. It's a lovely, a lovely cameo. You know, I'm really worried about hotel Babylon was such a big shy. Well, that was season two and I was in episode one. I don't know if it got recommissioned for season three after that. I think the BBC went to you. I think we just le'llave it . We just leave it now. Yeah, we've done episode one. See you let's see then. Shocking. Fred a few text messages come in. Oh , we're delighted to hear Dom's. Is this on your acting ? Yes, yeah. What are they saying? After that, Chris, I'm going to try my hand at acting. I can't be any worse than that. Cardiff. It seems a little bit harsh. Judging by your burger king order from back in the day, twenty cheeseburgers sounds about right . That's from Chris and Barnesley. Wasn't Dexter Fletcher in Hotel Babylon is probably the nicest out of all these. Yes, he was. He was. That hotel Babylon does order sound like you when you used to order multiple pizzas and then pretend to shout to fictional people in the house that they'd arrived so the delivery driver didn't think they were all for you. I never did that . I did that. You did do that because it was in you actually wrote about that in one of your books. I think your first book. It wasn't multiple pizzas. It was just one extra . Do you know that ? I went it's a stroker genius and feel free to borrow this. It was by I phoned up to order a pizza phoned up and that's how long ago this was . And they said it's a large meat feast and they said, It's two for one if you want it another one for free. So I said It's two for one lads, shall we get two? Sending me in the flat. I'm just telling you I'm shouting at . And then the man turns up and he's got the two pizzas and the garlic bread and the ice cream, cheesecake and the drink . I shouted,iz Pza's here, lads, as I open the door Took the large amounts of food that I was going to eat on my own. Yeah . And I said, Yeah, yeah, he's here now. I'll get it. Don't worry. Yeah. Oh , there like. Thanks, Mate by,e. As I closed the door, I went, Pizza is there. Just to reiterate the fact that I pulled there was not my own. See, the acting started early, didn't it? This is pre hotel Babylon. He put a podcast on in the background and shut the door it sounds like there are other people in there. Oh, you've done it. Polly, have you done it? Have you done that? Yeah. You put a podcast on? It's already been on, but I thought, you know what, if I leave it on? Yeah, it sounds like sounds that people sorry, I'm just chatting away with my friends there about stuff, you know, the rest is Polly's explaining. Thank you for this. Who was at the door at the time, Polly? Can you remember? I can't remember. Yeah, I bet I can deliver with an order from majestic wines. Probably yeah. Did you have those cardboard cutouts like home alone? I mean the windows of tree. Put them on a record player they go round and round Listening to the Chris Moyle Show podcast Brady Ox . This is the content claxes because someone in the studio has some content for the show . So obviously I was off on holiday last week. Yes , but it didn't stop me from hearing that there's been a bit not to draw the curtain back on the show. There's been a bit of infighting and it has blood through onto the air. Oh , what's happened? In our sixty second Soaps. Obviously I was here when Captain did his first episode. Oh yeah, right. And I saw that Dom did a second episode to retaliate. Yes, that's right. I don't have those clips. Who stole my favorite magazine? Yeah. Yeah. Exactly because I don't know Burn and love Mucky magazines . So there's been a lot of infighting and I'd love I will never stop loving the nudy mags . Yeah . I'd love to love Captain. I'd try and lighten the load. Oh in another episode Oh no, you've written a script Wow Could I turn it over yet no ? No not yet clip one . What's that? , okay, oh no dumb it's got sound effects. Oh no I don't I've not even looked at hear any of the words. I haven't turned over yet. No . So for those of you who don't know, Captain wrote a script the other week and said, Let's act it out in the air . And we now believe he only wrote it so that Dinaricw would say Wh,o stole my favorite magazine? Yeah . And I will never stop loving the nude mags . So then Starman wrote one for Captain. Yes, where he said he loves nanas. Yeah. We still have those . un Thefortunate thing is Captain was the only one who could find those clips and load them into the system. So we don't have them. My PC crashed at the same time. Did it? Yeah, I was livid. I was annoyed. Crash this. Yeah. I was so annoyed. So now Pauli has written script number three, right of the sixty second soaps, which we're gonna have to act out now. Yes, please. Unseen. This is a desk. What do you call it a table read? Table read, yeah. So when I will play the music , yes you Polly's the narrator . I can tell you that I'm playing me Dominic's playing Dominic and Captain Crapbeard is playing Captain Cratbeard. I forgot to put Aaron on there, Aaron's playing Aaron. And Aaron is playing Aaron. So I will cue the music and we will begin . The Chris Moyle Show sixty second Soaps . The episode title ? Yes. It's called Kiss and Makeup. Oh The Time is ten two AM and the Chris Moyles show team have just finished yet another show that could sweep the Sony Awards clean . During a post show debrief, tensions have arisen between Captain Krabbid and Dominic Byrne yet again . We enter the scene , mid heated argument . Come here, you baldy idiot and say that to my face Whoa. Oh calm down, Nana lover. Imagine all the old ladies seeing you lose your call like this, your big baby. Right, that's it . Captain and Darmanelle flinging items across the room at each other. Chris ducks as a microphone gets way laid and drags ex prodeuccerut Aaron out of the studio for a private word. Aaron, you've got to get this to stop. I can't take this anymore. I know, Chris. I just don't know what's come between them. What are we going to do? I don't know. First of all, I think you should go to acting lessons. And secondly, how do we stop them from fighting and potentially ruining the best show in radio ? The yelling and smashing suddenly stops I think we made these sound effects and timed them so it was easier the shouting suddenly stops . It stopped earlier. You've come out of the studio, but Aaron and Chris have turned to peer through the studio window. They press to the ears to the glass and hear Oh you lovely lanky idiot. I'm sorry for all this fighting it's only because you accept me for who I truly am . A massive perf who likes spending time on noody beaches and you see me for who I really am. Yes, a bumbling old lady lover who lures nannies in with Horwicks . I don't just love the noody beaches captain. I love you Old Dom , my love for you is greater . My love for you is greater than for any of the old ladies I've been with . Come here and give me a big old snog This is so weird. That's quite a lot . That's a love though . Again takes Chris's hand in his Oh Chris, isn't it wonderful? They've made up and we can all be happy together again. Chris rips his hand out of Aarons and looks at him and disg ust. Bog off your weird hour and never touch me again . The Ed . Yeah . Lovely . Are we kissed for a long time Anyway, fell . The Chris Moyle Show sixty second soaps. A bit too long. It was long. It was longer to begin with. Yeah , that's it's nice that you two have made up there. Yeah, you know what? It feels better that we're friends again. Better than we're friends with. Were you reading any of that? You just felt so mad? Oh , you're in no position Arrow. Oh my god Your acting was so bad I thought I was back in Hotel Babylon I was playing Chris in Hotel Babylon. Oh my God, that was terrible The Chris Moyle Show sixty seconds so aps. So that was written by yourself? Yeah. Okay . Did you have any script writing friends help you with it? No way. Because it's just so good. It was good. It had to be a pool of people that put that together. Yeah . No , that's a writer's room. That's the writer's room. I wanted to be chief writer for this episode . How did you feel that went dump? Very strong. What was your favorite line from the script that you said? Come here, you're bald Oh no, that was you captain. Calm down nana lover, I quite enjoyed. And Captain, what was your favourite line? I did like saying come a baldy idiot. Yeah. I enjoyed that a lot. There's other lines I said. Bumbling old lady lover I enjoyed as well. Thank you . Sorry . Bumbling old lady lover is a great line. Yeah. It's my new album. All right, well best of luck guys. And I'm glad that you two have kessed up kissed a lot with Grenada kissed up. The Chris Moyle Show sixty second soaps. And I just got sick in my mouth This is the Chris Moyle Show podcast . O K, the Chris Moyle Show . This is the Chris Moyle Show podcast Ray D O rash Corps would you like to win surprise summer Some of them are really good but they're not most of them are rubbish . All right , so we're going to do trash calls . We have to clear our office out. Oh yeah. We've done this before , but not for a while, but we had to clear genuinely this is real. We had to clear the office out So we've got a massive like locker full of stuff that we've been sent in and we've accumulated. We often keep things going that'll be handy. We'll do that news out on the show. Yeah. And sometimes we do. Or often we don't we just do it. But it sits in the cupboard and we have to empty it and there's a lot of stuff . Now what's happened is Aaron wanted me to go through the box. I went through it the other day and decideded I want to keep everything . So he's now decided he's put everything on the list so you could win it. So there's actual stuff that we don't want to get rid of . There's a Williams racing hat, which is lovely worth if you're buying money there is a twenty twenty six calendar boning mine, it's now June . There is a radio controlled Range Rover Sport, which was a present for me from Captain, but I didn't take it home. Ah no No, I left it in the studio so everyone could use it. Yeah, so we could all enjoy it. It's all going to get lost in the clear out, I think . And I worn by Chris Moyles Glastonbury twenty twenty five hospitality wristband. Wow. What? That's random, isn't it? Why is that in there? I didn't put it in there. The way we're going to do this is we're going to open up the lines and you get to register your interest . And then we call one of you back . It might be me calling you back, it could be Miley Class. Yeah, who knows? Or Vicky Patterson from George Shaw? That's right. And then you will win a prize of the touch that we're trying to get rid of. It's quite a lot actually. Yeah, we could be making many phone calls. Yes. Let's call somebody up and give them the news that they are on track. If you record your name and reason for calling, I'll see if this person is available. Okay, I'm alright then you do that. It's Chris Moyles from Trash Call . The highly rated radio feature. Trash Call. Trash Call . Hello? Hi . Hi . Do you know who it is? Is that quite? Yes, it's trash call and you're alive on trash call right now. How do you feel? Are you kidding me? No, you're alive right now. How would it be fake . How would any of your friends know that you'd text radio X? It's real. It's happening now. It is, yeah. I'll actually just turn the radio off. Are you actually Chris? Did you well , did you just text me ? I did, yeah. Right. How would anybody else in the world know that apart from me ? They wouldn't. Exactly. So it's real. What's your name? It's Nicola. Oh, Nicola, how are you? I'm good, I'm good. How are you? Yeah, I'm all right. I'm alright. Where about you? Yeah . I'm in there . You're in Essex? Essex? Yeah, God's country is,n't it? Nicola. But anyway, listen, you're live on trash call. What you can do with the money Well , how much are you going to give me? None . But these we kind of money can't buy prizes . We do have we do have some lovely prizes that you could win . So we're just gonna random randomify it and see what it lands on. Are you ready? I'm ready. All right , there are lots of prizes up for grabs here at Trash Call , but only one prize is a yarn. On Trash Call Ah good catchphrase we're still working on the catchphrase aren't we? Let's find out what you've won. Did you have your eye on anything Nicola when you enter the competition? Competition . Not particularly it's my daughter's birthday wishes anything. Oh, how old is she? She'll be sixteen. Was she sixteen to me? sixteen. What's it gonna land on? All right, let's find out . She's just won two shot glasses Woo ! Drink up, it's your birthday. Luglug. Yeah, they go. Oh my god, thank you so much. Tara bye. Bye. By Neglen. Hey, shall we do another call? Yeah, this is fun . Come on . All right, let's dive somebody else and give them more great prizes. Oh yeah. In Radio X's soon to be banned trash call This is a really one day only feature, I think. Yeah, we'll be. Hello . Hello. Who's this ? This is Chris from Nottingham. Hello Chris from Nottingham. This is Chris from Leeds . Absolutely amazing. I know tell me if I had it. You going to work or are you working now ? I'm currently on my way to work What do you do I'm an area sales rep Oh, who for? Who'd you work for, Chris? I'm not sure if I can say on radio to be fair. Why? Are you not meant to be working for him? No, nothing like that , what is it? Is it, you know, boobs arrows? Why can't you say? It's a company called More Wood . More wood wood? Nah, not a mini mall's looking. More wood. Marwood. Not one of Dom's Yeah, not one of Dom's dodgy side. Stilly sausage, Chris. Yes. What do Marwood do? Not mechanical, so yeah. Really boring that road road forms, rope plays they are the best. Tell me about they are the best and they're such good employers as well. Big time . They are yeah . They are your age. Right. Well, Chris, listen, it's your lucky day 'cause you are live on trash call. What do you can do with the money ? That's great. Okay, sorry, only I can hear him now. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah 'cause only people call Chris can now hear him?. Okay We've lost ears.. Chris He's there. I can hear him. Got your bag. All right, good. All right. Yeah, what you can do with the money, Chris . Well , it's a great answer. All right, so here's what we'll do. Let's find out what great prizes you're gonna win or prize. I don't know what it's going to be because it's going to be totally random. I don't know what you're gonna win until I just pick something off the list in front of me. So best of luck to you , my friend. Let's see what it's gonna land on. Three, two, one . Prize. You've just won a Rangerover sport . Ooh , sorry I'm meant to read that out for legal reasons. It's a radio controlled range rover sports, which was a present from me from Captain, but I never took it home. So it's yours if you want it . Fantastic. Battery's included . Can't guarantee that . I actually might be. Yeah, they might be. Yeah, but for legal reasons, they may run out. Oh, they've definitely run out. So there may be batteries with it, but they may run out. I'm not really sure. They may have leaked. Are you happy with your prize? That's amazing. There you go. So not a yes though. Yeah. It's my hard eyed money not enjoyed . I'm going to be Welsh now, Dom. Oh Hello? Hello . Who am I speaking to ? Spencer in Skunt . Hello, Spencer. I'm from Wales . Hello, Wales, man. Haha, I got you. It's Chris Moyles. When do you know you've been welmed up? Brilliant, Steve Pink. All right, April Fool . How are you Spencer? You got me. I know I did. How are you? Yeah, good. You're driving to work. What work do you do ? It's called O Baby and Kurt and Lindsey, they do baby furniture baby furniture. Oh baby does baby furniture like a very small sofa and stuff. So like what like a small table and chairs? More like cotton and stuff like that. . Yeah, it's like a tiny little sideboard, tiny reclining seat. I spoke to you once before, Chris, but it was a long time ago on Instagram live with Max Tyler. Sound very Allan Partridge. Sorry, you're in a pub once . You haven't published ? No . Long a long time ago . Listen, I'd love to talk more, but I've got to give you a prize. So we need to start the randomizer while I pick what you're gonna get. Oh , stand by. Here it comes. What's the prize? Oh , look at that. Whoa . You have won a humberbridge glass paperweight . Yay . Well done . How'd you feel, Spence? Oh, I'm absolutely fuzzy. Yeah, I bet you are. You wait till you get it. You won't be buzzing there. Oh, get in. Get in Christmas come early for you, Spence, doesn't it? We'll bring it back later on. I know, well, I bet you can't, you just wait till it turns up with the post and you got to pay the excess Have a lovely day buddy. Oh, the best acts for listen . Right, let's call somebody else Hello? Hi, you're right . How are you? Yeah, good what you're all doing . I just dropped the door off at school. It's a bit late. I know you know you're good. You got to hide and then you go to work, or you go home ? Working from home? Yeah, of course you are. Dupposedly. Wink, wink, wink, wink, wink wink, wink, wink, wink. So what movie your box set you watching today Probably a bit of the soaps first. Yeah, which ones? Amidalee standards? Ele? What's my name? Oh my God, what's your name? Sophie. Sophie, where are you? Chest of hold. Yes, the BBC have been looking for you for the last couple of years . They're dying to find out where their viewer is of East Enders. And we've found you. Wow. There we go, yes. Oh my god. I'm a dye hard viewer. Yep, well, you're the only viewer because nobody else in the UK is I never heard anybody speaking about any of the soaps anymore . No one else has watched it since nineteen ninety nine The movement calls it dead enders. And you know what?'s That right. Now is there anything on this list that we've read out that you like the sound of? There's a twenty twenty six calendar and there is a crocheted Chris Moyles doll wearing a Fredod jumper. Yeah . And the crochet doll would be cool. You're gonna massive kind of yes. Let's find out what it's gonna stop on . Oh, you won't believe it. What's Christie's got the crochets all You've done it. You've got it all. I've never won anything. Oh my god. Now you have won it. Thank you so much. I don't know what to say. What's your favorite radio station? Sophie? Radio X. I like heart . I'm not I'm not gonna lie, I don't I don't listen to the radio much. The only radio show I listen to is radioact breakfast show. It's the only radio show and you're quite right here. You t righterrorize it. I l donist'ten to it. Maybe it was been a massive radio expense, I 'm excited to hear it. You're very sweet. There's no need to keep telling us how much you don't listen to the massive radio atmosphere. You've saved the atmosphere so honestly honestly, Chris, honestly, after ten, I have never heard it. I don't know what the hell you do. It's really not for me at all. Chris, I can't stress enough how much I don't listen to radio for me. I don't listen to your breakfast show. It's a compliment. No, it's she's doubling down on it. She's not Sophie, if you ever, if you're ever asked again, just lie. Oh God . Hello , hello Hello. Hello, who am I speaking to? Amanda. Hi Amanda. It's Vicky Patterson here from Jordy Shore on Trash Call . Hello Hi J ohn John to drink . I love drinking right but I'm a changed woman these days or am I , right? So you had a trash call, right ? I did, y.es What are you going do to with all the money in that? Oh sorry, I'm a bit stupid . You did it now. Sorry, Amanda, that was very rude. Hi, Chris Moyles here from the Chris Moyle show. Radio. And guess what? Here's the news . You, Amanda have won all of them . Yes , absolutely fantastic. Yes That's it. There is no more left, but we've given it all the way, that was the first call . Call . The Chris Moyle Show. You're listening to the Chris Moyle Show podcast . Gray D Back The Chris Moyle Show . You're listening to the Chris Moyle Show podcast . Grey Back. We have a very special guest in the studio And he's put on some relaxing music because ladies and gentlemen Clinton Baptiste has arrived in the studio. Namaste spirit better, very strong this morning . What there was lights. I just saw them . Just how lights. Spirit, come back . Come back, spirit, spirit, is it because what I'm doing, first of all, an Ashby Lazoo to every mor mningorning. Good. Good morning. Shalama, Shakat What I'm doing? Have you heard of Singapore theory? No. Where you dress to attract people from a certain era, so I'm wearing the nineteen sixty six World Cup show ball , George Cowen, any of those guys all time. Sir Ralph . And I notice you, for example, you'd be attracting someone from a static caravan park, from a That's why I'm going I'm going for Caravan Sheikh nineteen eighty seven sorry . But that's how it works. Yes. But it's a joy to me. Oh, it's always a pleasure. It's our pleasure. I'm getting the number seven. Does it mean anything number seven? Number seven, I'm getting number seven. seven. Someone lives at number seven. No. Someone comes from a family of seven, seventh, heaven, David Beckham number seven . Seventies Gunbee Dance Band, seventy seven the Jubilee . Seven for a secret never to be told, seven deadly sins, seven up. No secret . No. Eight , eight. Everyone . Eight, yeah. What's your picking up from eight? I ate this morning. That's correct. Thank you. Good. God, that is good, Clintell. And almost immediately with you Dom? Oh no. Yes. I've got a lady here. Ain't you? She's coming through and this is rather lovely . She says she dated you way back. Oh did she? Decades ago when you were in your fifties and she's saying she's saying she always remembers you for the affection. You get sorry, infection . Ah . That's no good, is it? That's not good. Do pass on my best. I'm getting dolls, I'm getting dolls and getting indulged and getting spooky doll doslls, Victorian , miniature dolls, China dolls. Any collectors of dolls . I'm getting it could be, you know, life size dollars like what St. John's ambulance used, rubber back on people who have rubber it's not rubber. I don't but. no It's not really Rubber Dom. You've got a yes doll? Not in the moment . No , she's not I don't it's not really it's a polymer silicon compound and it's Dank TP, it's a polyma latexx. Eactly yeah, and it's legal. It's legal if you're very lonely then nothing wrong with it. Exactly . But they are quite cumbersome. You do find Dolly might sort of if you don't want you sat down in front of the telecom a favorite maybe you don't want to toppling over the wiggirls in the soup again. So you give Susan. It was Susan, wasn't it? It was . And then you've got no option, but she hasn't eaten a dinner again. Have a spank a little bottle for it, right? No Not me . We're not you're not judging hey. Not judging. Before we talk about the World Cup. Yes. Obviously, your spectral intercourse. Now, is that the show you're doing next? I get very confused. The show spectral intercourse is coming to an end. Not many shows left. Not many left. I've got to go all around the flipping country just to finish the thing off, but I'm delighted to be going to Lancaster at the leave and all these places I've dying to play. You're playing Southersfield Southport, Buddersfield and Fairham Live Fairham we're finishing at Ferrim. Thank you for showing me those. This is a way we're playing that's unplaying always wanted to play. It's been a lifelong ambition to play the Fairham Live. Well it is on Monday. But yeah, I'm doing that. Then I'm supporting Barry from Watford, would you believe? Oh , I would. He is good, isn't he? Well, he's too upset. He is. 'Cause he supported you on your did. I don't know why that is, it's sort of someone saving some money on the support natural not some money saved . Not some money saved. Tell the earth for Christmas for you guys, but so you're going on tour again though January on Yeah, Zach doing with Barry and then I'm going to do an extension to the tour because it's so popular. It is very popular. We're doing the London Pladium again. guys sold out two nights. I'm trying to sell out another night. Now do you mention the Edinburgh Fringe or you're not? Oh, I'm doing a bit at the Edinburgh Fringe. I got to go over the whole thing and see all those ghastly contempor aries of mine at the time do it and I can go home . You are the UK's leading clervoyant clervoyant medium sic. You're muscle class sentien, which means I can sense to the future. Wow. So half the week I'm Claire Saying, half the week I'm Claire Sensing and at weekends I'm Claire Balding. That's the lovely which is just a cosplay. and that's fair enough. Let's talk football. Yeah. I'm not going to ask if you can predict what's going to happen in the World Cup, but can you predict what's going to happen in the world? Yeah you ask me well this is first of all I want to say this it's a wonderful festival it's, a chance for n ations to come together in love and respect. Let's have the Germans get booted out I certainly think I'm going to cut to first of all, Senegal, I can't see them getting out of the group stage. They can't even get out of the airport. They're stuck in immigration. Right. But there's a lot of people it's a bit controversial, isn't it? There's a lot of people who are banning the competition this year, politicians, environmentalists, Harry McGuire's mummy. I am seeing, this is what I'm seeing in terms of clairvoyancy. I'm seeing at the end of forty five days and I'm seeing Zackla Rice stood there on that platform. Oh yeah, with that strange blonde haired fellow still I like Anthony Gordon. Right . Scotland in the group of deaths I mean, they're all going to be a group of deaths for Scotland, aren't they? Yeah. I mean, if they had a couple of pubs even Tottenham Otur in there, they'd still struggle, wouldn't they? Scotland. Money Scotland. Money Scotland, I'm only joking. Just a joke isn't there. It's just a joke. I've got it here. Scotland's first game, they'll be kicking off at midnight and then twelve oh five, twelve oh nine, twelve eleven twelve sixteen I don't know if that's brilliant. I'll check that yeah and I'll kick it out of course three games later . But I tell you what is amazing that I have heard this, if England do go out early, I was reading what is it? They are the pup industry are set to lose seventy three million pounds, which they're all ready to losing a year since you stopped those there is trees. You know, I've got to look after myself. Yeah . All of them says it lump on because I'm sorry , lump on England to win right. Oh because I'm on a hot line p toickles. Remember the dog who found the World Cup? Yes. Remain treasure Remega. Yes. I mean , I mean he's a one hit wonder that's all he did really. He doesn't do much now just sniffing other dogs up there and you know that sort of thing scratches up is telling me to lump on North England to win the World Cup. You heard it here first . Well, listen, Clinton, thank you. You're always welcome here. Clinton Baptist dot com is where you need to go. Love you to see you. Now my stomach, thank you for having me. Love you see you Clinton. Always. I think you're fading now on. Oh, fadie now , fading now. There he goes fading Hey, it's your old pal, Paul Turner here with some sort of public service announcement to tell you Chris has a couple of days off . So our great maid and colleague Adam Brown covered the show for Thursday and Friday , so in the podcast we'll seamlessly go from Chris Moyles broadcasting to the nation to Adam Brown , and I bet you won't even notice the difference Well, hello, good morning . How are you? It is Adam Brown with you. On the Chris Moyles show and it's not just me that's here. Dormi is here. Hey Adam. Love it to see you. Love it to see you as well. How are you? I'm very well.. This is a treat It's a treatment for me. It's a master treat for me. I didn't sleep last night 'cause I was overly excited. Really? Yes. I didn't sleep last night because I was scared I was gonna sleep in. So it's a slightly different reason. Polly, you're here as well. I am, hello. Aron, you're here? I am. I can't stop smiling. Why are you excited? I need this is a new view for us. It's like the substitute teachers in. Yeah. Don't cause chaos though, like people do when substitute teachers in here that',s all I'm going to say. All right. Captain, you're here as well, my mate. Hello Adam, I see you. You too. It is exciting. It's different, isn't it? So I'm only here for today and tomorrow and then Toby's in next week. So if you're thinking to yourself like what's going on, what's happening? Chris is going to be back in a couple of weeks, but Toby's here for Monday. It's weird because normally I've been way home to feed me cat now, but instead I'm here. This is a bizarre view. I'm missing already The Chris Moyle Show podcast Brain D ack, the Chris Moyle Show , the Chris Moyle Show podcast Ray O X something which I've been very, very excited to do on the Chris Moyles Show. As soon as I found out I was covering the show for two days, I was like , Well, I got a chance to do reverse words. Yeah . And I've got a chance to do it. I'm excited you're going to be doing it. I know. I'm really excited. Something that I've obviously heard very often whilst listening to Chris Miles show is reverse words. Something I've always thought I want to have a little go at this. But obviously listen I'm the newbie here so I want to just sort of hand over to you guys to explain how this is going to work . So reverse words yep. It's simple really. There's a phrase that I've recorded backwards. No, I've said it forwards, then I've flipped it so it'd be backwards. It's then your job to copy it the way I say it backwards. Then when that's flipped, that should be forwards. Yes, Scott. Are we all clear? Absolutely.. Yes. Yeah Forwards forwards backwards, yes. Yes, yeah, yeah. I could feel my eyes glazed over there for about two seconds in now I get it. Now I'm there with you. And the worse your attempt sounds, the chances are you'll be closer than anybody else. It's so weird. Yeah. Right. Okay. It seems to work like that. I don't know why. So today we've got two phrases, but I've broken down it into two so that it's one full phrase . So then we'll have a go at the first phrase. We'll all record that and then we'll do the second phrase or record that and we'll see the results. Got it. Are you ready for the first phrase then? Yeah Yeah., okay, here we go. Whoa, whoa, whoa, what? Annoy them as that's difficult . Right, okay. Should I think of my attempt? Yeah. Yeah, so you'll have a go. I reckon Dom then will have a go , then Aaron has a go, then Polly has a go. Okay . Ready? Do it one, one more list? Yeah, one more go on. Okay . Ready? that dumb . Mom , what's that Arid . Mom is that is that Great. That's phrase one. Very West Country over here. No, it's not feel like that. Because I first feel like everyone did slight mankunia accents . Ah , mama's right Right, okay, there's the first one. So then we'll play the second one. Okay . Perf, buds . What is that? Sorry Perf, budsi give meself a couple lists. I'm not even defending more. Musi . All right, I'm gonna go. Museum. Bug Hi yeah hang on Aaron, you know . Our Norwegian friend Aron Stewart. Right. Sorry, Paul, you'll get lost? No, that's fine . Er from Musi See now that sounds anything like it to me, probably absolutely nailed it probably. No, no, no. I feel like yours sound very different to the way that we've done ours, but that's worrying mixed. I feel like you might have been more like on the money here with this. I don't know. I think mine descended from what I thought it was. Do you have any idea what that? I haven't got a clear. I never do. No ever do. So the two phrases they're going to ultimately make one phrase, that's right. Yeah, yeah. It'll be all will become clear. I've noticed. Okay. Well, too, I enjoyed getting involved. It's actually harder than it seems to be my child. Yeah. I'm glad I went first , because I think going first is easier, but by the time it gets around to the end, it's just like some sort of Yeah , completely you know misplaced version of the original . So we reveal what it was forward then? Let's see what it is. Okay. Adam Brown . He's a bear . I didn't spot that . Right, which we should have done because there's a hair in the hair. So my attempt first? Let's go for you thirty. Play your phrase one and two. Okay, right, okay, here we go. This is my one. Ad's wine , he's in there . Oh . I don't know what Adam's surname is, but wow, listen, I got you get you get the gist of it. He's a bear, is very good. Yeah. Adams wine . He's it May ? Adam wine. Sounds like a few wine has to be back at that point. I didn't hear wine but yeah Adam wine. Are in Europe next mate? Let's have a listen. Azam . Is it May He's his name. Make Jackie. He is a bang. Right. Dom, I think yours is gonna be alright, you know, do you? Yeah, I think I think you really nailed the bear part of it with the with the I think that's gonna sound good. Right here's Dom's attempt. Isabella . You know what? That was closest. It doesn't mean it was good, but it was closest. It's so far. No one can say Brown. I know he seems. Right, Polly, okay. I don't think this is gonna be good. Save a listen. Add him . He's a pre y. Adam Brown was birthfer and then you went very cockneak. He's a fair. He's a burning . I'll give myself pleads for that. That was very you're Adam Brown was brilliant. Yeah. That's the that's the standout bit. Adam Brown. There you go. Everybody's brown. He sounds like a slightly Welch accent coming through on that. And then the second part you go cockney. So listen, that's awesome. Can you use that as one of you at one of your jingles next week That'd be nice with it. I know if I can only breakfast just in between the song. There you go. I'm gonna definitely use it The Chris Moyle Show. The Chris Moyle Show Podcast . Do you know what this day was going so well for me? I was really enjoying being on the Chris Moyle Show, which is still ambula . I got a message . They sent me under what's happened. What's going on? Share with us. So you know, obviously sometimes I'm on this show in the first half hour and there's been someone mentioned who works in the Manchester Office at RadioX. Who is that? She's a news reader. Oh yeah, yeah. And she's got what? Yeah. She was cow gal. Yeah, and she was yeah, I mean yeah, she would dress as once. Do you know what I mean? And that's become her entire personality . Listen, James Robinson studied like jam once Seven years later . Yeah. So yeah, anyway, she sent me a message saying, I don't know if you knew that you 'cause my car's parked at the Manchester Office. Right. Right. So as soon as I finished my show yesterday I j,umped on the train to London . So I left my car there and she went, Oh, did you know your cars like this? There's a massive scratch down the side of it and I've got another flat tire. Ah , not good. Not again. So I was like,, right that's AI. Different tire. So I've messaged her and said, is that AI? And she was like, why would I really know how to do that? Why would I do that? She was like, I'm sorry I know you're covering the Christmas show for the next couple of days. Don't stress you out. You have. So yeah actually now. Yeah, and try to fight you'd rather know. So I'm like, I do, but also like you've taken the window at me sales now big time. You need to stroke your cat immediately. I do. Yeah, you did, I did see you look at your phone, smile , then look at it again and that smile disappeared. I know. Also I was expecting I showed you guys something the picture of it and I was like, You back me up and when it says AI and straightaway Aaron you were like oh don't know it looks legitimate. The thing is she sent two pictures from what I know about AI it's hard to make them consistent if you do something to one . How you repeat that? Right. I thought they would always just give you a different random image. Yeah. That's so churchy, yeah. So I don't know what to do. I'm just like, that's on my mind now. But nothing can do exactly . There's nothing to do about it, is there? Well, you did say that you know how to get tires fixed. No, no, that doesn't mean I want a flat tire. Do you know what I mean? You can know how to deal with it days. It's not like I'll bring on all the flatres now ti. Can we all look at the picture and see if we can work out what they say they're out? To be fair, I'm not very good. I don't use AI much, so I'm not really good. No meeter. Right. There's two pictures of it. Right. And it does look consistent. I'm going to pass this round on my phone now. And how would you to the listener, how would you describe that? So it's a massive like so my car's orange, right? And they go we go. It's a huge white scratch all the way down the side. That tire doesn't look legit to me though in a way. Do you know what I mean? We've got it on the screen here you can see here. What do you think? I'm not too sure. So it's a huge scratch down the side. That is a flat tire, isn't it? Yeah, and then the tire is completely done. So Steven's texted in and said, Sounds like, Oh no. Do we think that cowgirl may have keyed it? Tyre? But why is she doing it? You know what I mean? But you like each other. You're not enemies . She sounds like she's a friend. So look at that picture again, everyone. Oh, that's such a scratch down the side, mate. Yeah . He's done that and just left. I'm got a minute. What's going on? So what 's that picture now look? Wait , I'm gone a minute What? What's that then? Oh, I hate you. I hate you all . What? Why Right. What's going on it, right? I don't need this. I swear to God, right? I'm stressed out. I don't know what you're talking about, Adam. Adam, talk us through what you're feeling right now. Yeah, yeah. Talk about apart from the passionate hatred that I'm feeling towards you all, did you see my face drop when I thought it was legitimate? Yeah. Why are you all in on this, by the way? So the what? The picture that we're showing you now compared to the picture you just showed us, what's the main difference would you say? Well, there's no scratch and the tire's inflated itself again. So it's not mad, isn't it? Oh my god, is it what a clever car. Oh, it's a Salden car. She's horrendous. That's horrendous. Honestly, I was about to taste the boss . I thought if we can do Friday. We've got Happy Adam, sad Adam. Happy Adam. Aw. Oh my gosh. So actually in hindsight, there's nothing wrong with your car. Yeah. Your car is absolutely pristine still. Yeah. When we just say thank you to cowgirl. Yeah. We were setting all that up. Yeah, thanks, Emily. If you thought, Dom's going, I don't even know what she's called. Yeah. I should have been into it. And also, I have just messaged everyone else that I know in the office in Manchester to double check. Right. So the engineer has had loads of panic messages from me this morning going Mate, check me car. The car's finished. You might need to send him another one. Engineers sitting at the office going, this is not part of my job position. I know yeah, all of the dogs. What was I saying before? About my car. I was going, it's written off. Yeah, written off. Started. Quite dramatic. It was great off, it's not written off anyway. Yeah. So what are you doing? I've just show you Corning Road obviously. And then just before we did all this, you went, I absolutely do need to go to a cat cafe. That's what you said . That's like my sanctuary. Honestly, I thought I'd have to go to c twoat cafes after this, one for the scratch, one for the flat. Welcome to Chris Wild . I hate you all. Honestly , honestly, if I had it on the radio at that point, there had been several very, very crosswords have been said honestly . So yeah, the bit that was missed for probably for the listener was you handed your phone over to show us the pictures. Yeah, we immediately put those pictures on the video wall . There was no question of how we got those pictures just technology. The pictures are my phone and suddenly they're on the screen at the radio studio and there's me thinking the studio is so much more high tech than the Manchester one. My thought probably had done like a minority report and just gone and just like there we go. Just straight on . Yeah, so listen, panic over . Girl is she's good fun, isn't she? Yeah, I know. I know. It's annoying that she's been part of it though. I can't believe. When did this all start? When did you recruit her into it? When you told us that you left your car in Manchester yesterday ? So a little email went out that it 's minded wearing just, you know, just a little check in. Hey, how you doing? Yeah . She went all through that as well. Aron, you're scarily good at lying down. You know, the end of a song writer, he was going, What can he saw he made? What Don't worry, just come to it on the show. You do you. Yeah. And I'm like, Oh, Aron's got my back on this. He's alright when he gets started. I've been lying since I got here so he's not called Aaron . This is the Chris Moyle Show Podcast Bray O Back The Chris Moyle Show This is the Chris Moyle Show Podcast Bray D O Back . Are you enjoying it? I'm really enjoying it. I'm really enjoying it. , it's been great. It's been nice, haven't you? Have you enjoyed it? No, I have seriously. You don't know you've had a mischievous grin on your face. I said I',ve enjoyed it. Good. I'm glad your weekend plans are up to? Well, in case you missed this early on, I am playing paddle tonight and I'm playing paddle on Sunday. We're going to try and get a little cheeky game in on Saturday, but I think it's overkill. So what's the one today? So today is practice. Yeah, just with three of my mates today, just one that's quite near me and then Sunday it's a competitive one. That's the decider between me and my mate and the one point two Sue and Steve and Steve Steve and it's a ninety minute one. So they're both extra . Are you quite confident? No, I'm not really because last week we drew and they were really good. They played really well last week, so I don't know why it was going to go. Are they confident, you reckon? I think secret there quite should we find out you want to say hello to Su one point two here she is. Oh my God . Hello, how are you? You're okay. You're all right . I'm gone. What do I need to do here? Come here. You were mute, su per can you ? Oh, I can hear anything. Have you played paddle better than your technology? Is it a signal issue potentially? It could be couldn't it? Is that better? That's better. Yeah, yeah, yeah . There you go . Special microphone on that. Yeah, a lot , I look like you, Adam. Yeah. Is that a bad thing? Oh, fighting somewhere. But actually I don't couple of things. Here we go. Go on escape. Here we go. two point one point two . You've said this morning Steve was a better player than me. No, no, how about rage? No, honestly no Adam, you did. I did. Yeah. Don't worry no because I did, that's just lies. No, well, what do you think you better than him? Yeah, of course. Yeah . We played last night and I'll tell you the scores and it was down to Steve's fault six love, six love What did he do? Tell him to bring that form on Sunday, will ya? Is he a fan playing against Adam Sue? Because have you been paddling for a long time? Well I have been paddling for a while. Well since September Right. Yeah, Adam is great honestly. He is. He's really funny. Yeah . However, can I just let you all know that we haven't been playing our real game. Wow. What do you mean? What do you mean? Well we've gone easy on you, Adam because you're new to paddle. Oh railing. Be serious. This is how you find out. Well, let's see on Sunday . Oh no , I did think that first game when me and my mate would beat Suit and Steve, we beat him like six , three, six, four No, six, two, six, three . And then last week we played and I was like, They've actually stepped up quite a lot here. Yeah, but you have got you got a new racket, Adam . So you've got to be good at using it, aren't you? That's kind of the thing, really. Okay , hey, Sue's lot jokes as I said. Cheeky Sue. That's why we call that. I prefer Sue one point two. Yeah, yes, Sue one point two. Yeah. Is it a nice community, Sue, the old paddle community? You know it, is honestly because you can jump on games . You don't I don't always play with my husband, you can jump on other games and yeah it is it's so lovely and I liked as I said to Adam at the weekend it's not PWS you can tell Chris it's now PWF which is paddle with friends with friends not strangers we know exactly friends now I know yeah and I do feel like you know, I',ve made two very good friends now off the back of playing paddles. Have you been out socially with Adam other than the paddle court yet? Maybe not. Not yet. Not yet, not I mean look good , but certainly not outside of a paddling. No, there was a few like it was talk like the loser pays for coffee. So that might that might be maybe we do that on Sunday. Sue, are you confident for Sunday? I didn't even finish the question. I do feel like you have h beenolding back massively now. Well, you know, when people are new to paddle, you've got to let them sort of get their game in and practice and then it's a proper game. Yeah . So basically you know Sunday. Yeah, so you are taking it really serious. So you're nice to meet me go we're all friends. It's a great community and then you crush 'em. Is that how it works? Absolutely. Okay, absolutely. Yeah, right. Well, listen, I'm looking forward to it. You know, I Manksu Navaratalov. Whatever the outcome is , we're all friends here. Yeah, see, look forward to seeing you Sunday. Okay, that's how it paddles the winner, should we? Yeah, I'm sure it will. You're an amazing adult. She loves you, Adam. See, what's the kiss you? The Christmas show . So there you go. That was your week essentially on the Chris Miles show. Kind of a week of two halves really. Chris was here obviously Monday through to Wednesday. I've been here Thursday and Friday. It's been a lot of fun. It's been so good to actually be able to do some of the features that Chris normally on the Chris Moyle show as well. And obviously, I feel like the rest of the team, you guys have made me feel welcomed by playing pranks on me. Oh, I'm sorry. Now a lot of that was Aaron. Yeah, was it? As we recall, this isn't here taking this motorbike proficiency test for mod one. Well, that's convenient. He's not here to sort of like, you know, apologize. Yeah, yeah, essentially. So yeah, you know, I spent quite a lot of the time on edge thinking what now? What's going to happen next ? But one thing that we didn't quite get time to do was play in two word tango, which is one of my favorite things on the Christmas . I was kind of hoping to get a chance to do it. So it's so stressful. I know it looks stressful. It's one of those things where I think to myself, I do just want to go and see how good I am at it . I think as a little bonus for the podcast, should you have a little round of it. Oh, let's do it. Let's do it. Let's get into it. Got a listen out for this gap. Insert a famous name but don't flap like Sebastian co celebrity two word tango right okay. Do you just want to give an explanation quickly? Okay so basically it can be any category we.' Sore just say celebrities. So I'll say Tom Cruise and Captain would say Susan Sarindan. say whatever. And then the music speeds up and up and up and up and up and up. You can't repeat anything .. And Yeah when the music gets really really, quick, that's when you start losing your brain. Right, okay. All right. Okay. All right, so we'll just go for it and see how we get on. Yeah, let's go for it. And the idea is you've got to do it until the music runs out. So the music runs out and it gets faster and faster and faster. I don't know how long that is. It's about to say about two half minutes. Three minutes, long, I think . Yeah. I don't think we've ever reached that point though. Right. So should I start then? Look, let's see, let's start getting into it. Okay. You gotta listen out for this gap. Insert a famous name but don't flap a son like Sebastianco celebrity tune word tango . George Cluny . Dorn French . Lenny Henry . Claire Bolding . No Fielding Ariana Grande . John Barnes , Matt Lucas , Anton Dubeck . Bruce Springsteen . Delia Smith . Craig Revolver Howard , Bruce Forsythe. It's good. Billy Joel . Phoebe Bridges , Billy Connolly , Dave Grohl . Kevin Bishop , Dustin Hoffman , Sue Perkins Bradley Walsh , Eva Longoria . Uma Thurman . Bradley Simpson from the Famps. Gary Barlow . Emma Bundt . Bruce Willis . Robbie Williams . Jamie Oliver . Miley Cyrus . Stephen Mulhan . Steven Seneca Holly Willoughby. Stephen Senakers. We were doing so bad. We were doing all right. We only had fifty two seconds left. That was closed. Sadakus, Jason Sedacus. That was last so you thinking of? You have to last out yeah may you ? I've got time to see one more quick round. Yes, shall we? Yeah, okay. Let's get straight into it. Join me to start again. Yeah,, ye yeahah. Try not to repeat the names we've just tried. Yeah, yeah, of course yeah yeah yeah yeah okay let's start again. Ryan Reynolds . Mary Berry . Ryan Godsling , Stephen Gerard , Gara Southgate . Graham Norton . Ian Rush . Harry Cain . Gary Neville . Oh no . What's your problem with Gary Neville? Oh no , it's it why Gary Neville really did say Oh no in rhythm. Oh no it was perfectly on the beat no Oh no , I know you just felt like Polyn justesi thought we were just gonna carry on but she was like, oh no and then straight onto Dominic. They go film Neville Do you know what? That first round, I thought we did quite well there as well. My brain was just going Liam , Liam? Yeah, it's Leam. I don't know for me, I kept thinking of like first names and then trying to put a surname to it. At one point, I was thinking of just Lee. I was like, I don't know. There's no famous Lee. He was like, What about Francis? Lee Mas? No, yeah.. Well, that music's going I couldn't. Yeah, everyone's full of leads now, aren't they? We are . When the pressure's on. We gave it a good go. We gave it a very, very good go. What do you know what it? I love playing it. Brilliant. I'm very pleased to say that I've not had it had a go to a tango. Yeah, lovely mate. Right. So that's it for the podcast this week. I've enjoyed it. I've loved being part of it. Thanks for having me. Happy paddling, Adam. Thank you. The Chris Moyle Show Ray Mobex . The Chris Moyle Show Podcast