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Mbe I'm going to say five for eight. All sureure Yeah. Okay around. I don't care. I get any bonus for hitting any of the big numbers. We hit five under, I've got nothing. Anyway, listen. Dominiic is off this week. so because of that We turned it into a guest of all, a guest fest, if you would. And we have a lot of guests on the podcast this week. We have people from the world of Formula One, we have people from the world of comedy, we have people from the world of music. and that's just five shows. We're doing it again next week, although I might actually ask if we can have no guests one day becausecause the shows have been so much fun but so busy and exhausting that even on this morning show at nine o'clock with an hour left to go Ctain looked to me and went, I'm knuckkered. becausecause it was just so it's been so fullong but we've had some lovely guests on. reallyally, really funny. So I'm going to keep this short. but Polly is here. Hello and Captain is here. Hello And all of us are going to be on the podcast with all these special guests and we're going do it in chronological order Thank you, whichich means the first bit on the pubcast you're gonna hit pubcast. Oh, by the way, that's available. Thanks in a limited time period Cason and C's applied. shut up. Anyway, we're gonna start with Monday S show and on Friday show. Ladies and gentlemen, here comes our best bits of the week. Turn it up, you're going to love it. The Gous Mil So Brain D Be Jest of all on the Chris Moyle show. Day one. So yeah, so Dominica's off. He's having a well earned break He's probably wide awake right now. G God's sake, come on. Yeah. But don't worry because through the wonders of modern technology, we've got Dominiic right here. Bang bang bang. Whenever we want him. When it is Christmas time and you shake them, then just think of me. That's right. We will think of you. Tell us something about yourself, Dom. I love sitting on the toilet. Oh, what else I I heart pab proession. Right? I like melons. You like melons? Give me big bottoms. Okay, and how is your weekend? Oh, I have been stringies. You've been to stringies, That's lovely. I wear women's clothes. You wear women's clothes. That's lovely. You it in the back bedroom or something. I'm okay, thank you very much. You look a bit fidgety, what's wrong, Gum Toilet, toilet, I must toilet. All right So we've got him whenever we want. Whenever we need him, he's there. Hello Hot boys. And thank you Dom. Oh Oh dont I don't like it When he makes a noise. Isn't this one worse? Yeahah, that is worse. This guy loves babe station. That's You' a babe station. Yes. Okay, that's lovely. Was it a brown one Was it a brown one? Yes. I don't really understand the question. You can still smell it on your fingers weeks afterwards. I love that. Right. scumpy fries. Are you okay, Dom? Yes. What's wrong? I've just wet myself. You just wet yourself? Yes. Okay. Right O Yeah Oh he's got the best laugh. Now here's the lovely thing as well. Nobody escapes the audio clips. Because how are you, Aaron? I'm gonna go for nuns. You're going to go for nuns, That's nice. I'll dance for tips. Yeah I'll dance for tips. Okay, That's good. How do you dance? Quickly like wobble to one side and grab it and then have to put it between my legs. Right, that's lovely. You put what? What? Big hard banana. Right. Okay, that's good Yeah Yeah. Oh, that was a good day. Yeah That was a great day. Yes Matt. Yes Matt. It's you. Yeah Yes. Yes. Gosh.. Big hard banana. I I trying to hold it in, but he just squeezed out Yep. You've only got a few bits. Okay, I just gott to swallow that bit of sausage. That's right. Yeah That's lovely. You've made quite an fresh ernd. Yeah Yeah, gosh. It's a few bits though, isn't there? And then of course there's Pollly. No. Yes, there is. Sorry. Yeah. What do you want? Do you want a weird noise? Kife. You one of those? Knife. You a weird knives, Polly? Go on then. Go on then. Oh, here we go. Oh Is that alright? No. Okaykay. Sorry. A you got another weird noise G then I can'tot harm h really. For what? I can't even remember where half of these are from. Bad, bad, bad. It is bad, isn't it? When is noise making time? Now It was going up Oh When it's noise making time, why does that just provide beautiful context for all of us? I don't know. Anyway, this is Polly. Pollly, Polly. Pollly, Pollly, Pollly. Thank you. Thank you. There. I see you baby. That's it. Thank you very much. What did you say? I see you baby. Right, okay, that's lovely. Sausage by name, sausage by nature. What does that mean? I might go for ten pounds and do it twice. Oh I've got a nice little fluffy number he can have. Should we keep going with this, Pollly? No. Okay. I find myself awkly looking at the floor when they all play. Yeah. Same. Now weirdly, you help create a lot of these clips, don't you? But there is no capaptain page. my page thenough, Well obviously there's your H instance sw with me that's about it. Hei guys, thanks for having me. How you are? M. Hi guys, thanks for having me. Hey guys, thanks for having me. Hi guys. Thankks for having me. Hi. Thanks for having me. guys ha me for having me There load of those. I mean there's way too many of those now It's actually quite ridiculous how many hi guys, thanks for having me we have. When I go to sleep, that's what my brain sounds like. Hi guys. Thanks for having me. Does it sound like that? or does it sound like Hi guys, thans for having me. Oh Hi guys. Thanks for having me. Oh dear. guys. Thanks for having me. G guys Hving me! Oh Thankks for having go! Thanks ha me! And then of course, hi guys! where are the Gannies? Oh yeah bamas. Thankks for having me. I still my favorite one is P. Just because of this bit . T like that '' like a far or a seal. It's like a seal like a puffin. I don't know.. Anyway, there you go. This is the Chris Moy Show podcast. R weather. Feeling much cooler this week, highighs off to twenty four degrees later Welcome Glob' Newsom RadioX, I'm Tom Canon.. Tom' sllowdown is radio X from Global. Tom, we're on til ten. There's no need to rush the news, L. Take your time. Welome to the show, please, The K M We' were just used today, but we know I'm run a cottage before that last night because of'mjury the weather's going to be co, but bl' to om I'mo. All right, Tom, calm yourself. cheapers Cool you jets We ask him to is it bad if we send him a note saying slow it down a bit, love. We could have done, but he's already run off. Slow it down I he's got worms. Is cant help himself? We can't start that rumour. Why not? I don't think you can start a news with un newew. don't That's what I've heard Well because you've said it. I heard he's got worms.. I heard somebody said on the radio he's got worms. Was it you yourself A couple of seconds ago? Yes. Yes. But does that stop the fact that I heard it? Have you heard it? I heard Have you heard say it? I've heard it. Have you heard it, Aaron? I heard him. that's four ofth us have heard the Tongkun said he's got worms Cantoni has worms pass it on. Yeah. But do we believe it? No. listen, listen, it's none of my business. I don't want to get involved, Polly. in whether or not Tom Cantoni, I'm Tom Cantoni, I've got worms right You know, I won't judge him if he does. I will J now you can get worms, start reading out what they are. Yeah. Yeah I don't want to giggle it I'll Google up. Let's change it instead. I've heard. Okay. This is gonna leave up Okay, good Yeah, I's stay with worms Yeah Oh, you're not gonna to like it. C on. Aidentally ingesting microscopic worm eggs or having larvae burrow through your skin How do you accidentally do that? Yeah Well, I don't think you're doing it on purpose, are you? Dare tell you I got a tick on Chris Ji. when I was in the jungle. I would tell you that Have you told us that? For know? I don't know. Yeah I' got the medic. A tick on your Im Chris Junior. Yeah And I was really lucky. I was in the shower. That stupid waterfall shower, which is ice cold. And you go and you in and out ' I get raays really badly. so I was like that shower was like a killer for me. So you go in and you kind of you wet your hair in your body and youre go, I didn' jump out again, then you wash yourself and then you put yourself back under to rinse it off And I was having a little clean and I went downstairs. and I did what's that? What's that N never f that before. What is that? What's that? And then I'm like, I can't really look 'cause's cameras on here. So it's not like I can just whip him out and have a good old. So I'm like, that't that wasn't there when I showered yesterday So off we go to the little BT thingum, whatever they call it. A diary room thing. Oh yeah. Hello Chris. Hi. Can I have a chat about something with you that I'd really like not to go on telly? and they go What's up? And I go Just found something on my penis whilst I've been in the shower and they go, Okay, just stay there, Chris for one second. I don't think there is meant to me to say that. I think there think I was gonna say something like just a bit down at the moment. I a bit fed up and I'm like Now just found something down there. It's not meant to be there. he goes, Okay, we need to call the medic then you need to go and have a look he needs to check you out. It's like, okay. How big was it? Tiny, the tick. Yeah, tiny. ye. Oh You mean the tick of the medic. 'cause he was normal size. Let's see. It's about a five foot six. I could call that normal by the way because I'm taller than average. Anyway, I get there and it is like a sketch. He's like the most Australian man in the world Ry, nice to meet, man. How you doing Chriso? Right, My name is Tomo and here you've got a little visitor. Let's have a look at it. Wap it out and we'll take a look Let I go This is weird, isn't it? He goes, Not for me've done this many times, mate. I think he wass called Paul actually. Anyway. so I go, there you go.'ve done this with a man for a long time, but there it is. and he goes, Oh yeah Oh, look at that in cheeky little fellow. He's try he's trying to move in Here we go We just got some tweezers Off you go. There you go, mate I to you what Well done on kitchen there because you know what that it'll fill a barrowing inside you And I went burrowing inside me. I'm not going to get into it because it's breakfast radio. Burrowing inside you and then he said something about eggs and I just went, I'm really happy I caught it. He goes, Oh man, trust me, you're happy, you caught it So you walk back into camp and somebody like Sean Walsh goes, where have you been? And I go. Iay for cigarette What did I miss? Nothing, right This is the Chris Moylehow podcast. When you're a maintenance engineer in a beverage manufacturing plant, you keep production lines moving and quality on track because there is no room for slowdowns With Granger's vast selection of high quality motors, sensors, belts, and hard to find parts, you can get what you need fast and all in one place, so nothing gets in the way of getting the job done. Call one eight hundred Ganger, click ranger. com or just stop by Ranger. for the ones who get it done This is the Chrismoyle Show podcast. Bay D O back. The Chrismoyle Show Shan Walh is here. He has announced an extension. Which is lovely. What do you have him built? Oh, yes, Kitchen island. We need room for a kitchen island. No, there's no kitchen island. R It's an extension of guitor. There wass a kitchen island the dream The kitchen island is, that's the goal, isn't it? That's why youve made it look. You're going to wear your had phones and not wear you head phes I sorry because if you're there If you're not going to wear them, don't put them there 'cause it does that. Okay, didid I just do that? Yeah, yeah. What you did was you dered radio in a TV drama where now you know I'm gonna put these headphones. You have to putop on the floor. You wear them on your ears. R Okay, they're going down. Okay, fine. I'll have them. You have them. The earphones have being confiscated you gentlemen. If you ever see do you know how like if you ever see a stand up or a comic something in a movie and you're like and you go, God's sake, it's notone another. Every time there's a DJ on the radio in a drama or a movie. Yeah. They will wear the headphones around the neck I don't know why, but they always do. Now if you actually did that for real, it just creates this awful feedback Look at that. Yeah That's u That's like I was listening to some the other day and there are things in films that don't happen in real life that they kind of need for them to understand. So like agents Always will have an earpiece. Yeah And that's just so that we understand they're an agent, but a real agent wouldn't have an earpiece. Be it's such a giveaway. Such standing with your finger on your ear at Victoria Station. Ick that guy's wearing a wire. I can't tell you how annoyed I get. I spotted something years ago. It's an American TV shows and movies do it the worst. Yes And it's amazing how years later they still do it. And it is this simple, the phone will ring and they will go Hi Shan Balt Okay All right We gott to go and I'm like, they never said goodbye. They never said goodbye. Well, they never say goodbye. I don't I think Be is dying out I think buyers don't knowice How how do you end a phone call? I think you just make your main point and you go I do. I think the mind is done. So I call you and I go, Hey, mate, just ringing you ahead of you coming into to the show. justust make sure you've got everything and you go, Yeahah, I've got everything. Thanks, Chris. You just hang up Well than I think the thanks, Chris could have it kind of acts as the bye then. No by a bye I'm a bye bye bye by by by. No, no, no. I'm so many. You gotine nine by school By In text you don't say by I can bring you sometimes I think we need to bring the by into text. I still wrap up I'll still wrap up a text conversation Will you? Yeah, that's kiss is for. That's kiss is like a text full stop for me. Yeah. I'll see you later . All right, cheers, yeah, X All right, cheers. Gota wrap it up No coma See, You don't realize half your friends are now are literally still on the phone. Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Or looking at the phone and going, we haven't finished this text chat. that's what happens. Sometimes you're having a text and, you know, it's quick responses. And then suddenly you ask a question, Gone. They're gone. And they just disappear and you go, Oh we we' sorry was Oh, sester man who doesn't say goodbye Well, I I hang up. So you say you don't want to say goodbye on the phone, but you want to say goodbye on text. Well, listen, if you on the phone, you hang up. I mean, that is a very clear. Everyone very Dn is very emphatic about this. There are arms waving everywhere. The arms come out. If you get a delayed reply to one of your texts, do you then purposely hold on to the reply for a while I if someone has a replied for a day like you're not going to reply for a day. That makes the s know. It's very ding. Do you? Is that something you did to? Yeah and I don't think anybody else notices them so hours y before you get a reply from me. Do you How do you feel about voice notes? Because that really splits the cloud I think. Some people hate voice notes because they think that that you're putting the responsibility on them now. They have to. I don't mind a voice note However, I am freaked out by people who listen to voice notes at twice the speed because they're too busy. And I know several people in my life who will listen to it at twice to speed. And I'm like, no one is that busy. they can't listen to it at normal speed. Yeah, L, I've started I I started on the tunon. How busy are you? It's not busy. It's just theoice not is not doing it for me. You know someone's just going, this is not no, we're gonna have to crack through this. So do you often start at normal speed? I've gotta that one point five this. Hi, Sean, it's Chris. I was just the flor Well, I can't understand it at one point five or two. No It doesn't go in It doesn't sound like a normal casease for someone to talk No, but you're just getting, you're just getting the main, you want the main beats. Come on. the greatest hits. Let me ask you this, where are you on the WhatsApp message? First of all, if you're messaging someone, do you text them what WhatsApp Absolutely. WhatsApp? My default is always text I know ' I'm wasting money And then the second thing isz If you're messaging me And you go and you want to go, Hey I hope you're okay. justust wanted to check in. what time do you want me on Monday morning, Bah. Will you write that as one message? or will you spread that across seven or eight? Because this boils my urine. I can understand I think it's an age thing Well, I do sympathize there with you, but I think I'm a bit bad for that. I will a text is a sentence. Oh no. no. Right. So in radio's one point per link, technically. Well technically. And then One thought per text. No many thoughts, many texts. Yeah. Txt sorts of paragraphs or sorry. How this this this came in. It's like, Hey, Sean, how you doing? Sorry, Bbody. I hope youre in the family well, just to remind you it's like eight o'clock start on Monday. B blah, blah, blah. I have a good one. I'll see you there. One lovely not. Hey Sean, send. hope you well. send. Oh, listen, send Be then I'm sitting there my phones going B bang, bang, bang bang. that's No, that's horrific. But I think kind of watch island It's information. So the text is if there are several points, then there are several texts. That's right. I think that's fair. You're are wrong I think if you do one text here and there, like if it's a text out of the blue, try and get it in one text. But when you're in a text flurry that it's a free f thaten I can send four texts. you can send send texts That' just bang my m becausecause we're sitting chatting. The What what's diplomat? I hate ' I've got fat thumbs, fat thumbs even. And it takes me a while to reply. So somebody sends me a question I'm replying. they've already sent me another question. It it takes me so long to reply. That's why you need to live with voice notes because then you don't have to worry about how fat your thumbs are because you just wasn't but there you are. Well, this is the kind of comedy, top notch comedy that Sean won't be doing in Edinburgh. He'll actually have pro material. anyyway You are listening to the Chris Moyle showh podcast. Br D OX. This is the content claxes. Oh! Because someone in the studio has some content for the show We're discussing whatspp messages and texts earlier, so a bit of content one go amiss Who's got some content Can I just quickly, just very quickly go just to follow on from the text messages? Sorry, because I was loving it. You might have not been, but I was. just qu you're calling someone? Yeah phone on WhatsApp, Cool O phone. O phone I hate a WhatsApp g What? I hate them. I don't like a WhatsApp c though I hate them. It's gotta be fun. The passassion, it really brings the passion out of people this. when you're talkking to someone on the phone and then the phone's not working you I'll call you on WhatsApp. call them on WhatsApp. Yeah then. But then the WhatsApp, if there's a slight delay or dropout, it it builds a delay. so you end up with like It's like the tong of the Eurovision back in the nineties. You go what's how you thinkingre to be there? Hopefully about three o'clock and I' like, I can't do this. Dud this, the delays got too big. Thank you. Anyway, who's got content You see you W. I don't know. He is me definitely. That' obvious fromom the get go. Yeah, it's me. Okay Right want R. Okay. Yeah. So here you go. This is a game that I invented with a friend at about three in the morning many years ago. Oh no. Okay. It's a game we can all play. Oh It doesn't quite have a name But basically, I'm going to give you strange question or you can give me a strange question if you have. Okay. And what you have to do is guess You have to guess at which letter In that question Google willll be able to predict the question Oh it's good. Oh And you know it's good. Oh I see. So So any questions? So I'll give you an example. Yes. And we could use this or if anyone has a best in one, we can use that. Okay Can you run Faster than a cloud Something I've always wondered, C you run faster than a cloud So what you would do is guess at which letter in that question Google go, well, he's obviously going to ask, canan you run faster than the cloud? You know what, San? I'm just gonna say it right now. I like this. I like this Sean Walsh has come up with a game that has no name. So let's call it Seun Walsh's big, stupid radio game. I like you. I can just see I can see Matt Davison listens to this go. We've got to give Seaan his own Sunday morning show. He yeah this is just for this game alone Well, can I answer the question then Please. Even though it's just an example. Yeah, yeah. The question is is can you run faster than a cloud? Yeah. Which letter in that question will Google predict? That's it. Oh, it's the you of Cloud No, of course. Well I was the c same. Well, yeah, because I think it'll go clown. Yeah. Can you run faster than a clown I thought was the question originally. Sorry go on. You not remember there was an awful period of like five, ten years ago. A clown running. Clown? No. peopleople were dressing up as clowns and scaring people in America and it was a real big thing. You think that's a weird question to ask, but your original question is, can you run faster than a clouown I think there there's something that you know it's just something it might be a you might be curious. I'm going you. I'm going Cloud I'm going you of Cloud. Yeahah. I was going to go U of Cloud, but just I'll go for O just to see. Oh, I'm going to go the owl out Oh. What could be a clair? Could you reaster that a clair. Yeah. That can you reaster that a clop. Right? Exactly. Okay, so what we're gonna to do is we're gonna start with the word can. Yeah. See what comes up. See what. We're doing this on the screen. So Can screen Nothing. Can dogs eat strawberries is the first one that comes up by the way. Not raw, apparently Okaykay, so can So there's a lot of dog questions there. So yeah, can you brings up can you feel the love tonight? And the next one is can you reheat rice? Now, hold up. Oh no. H we cleared the search on this before we started. Otherwise it could just be all your stuff that you searched. This is not my personal PC. Okay Thank you very much. I learn an awful lot about you though. Okay. So the next one is K Kiwi skid Can tryave you seen the four fifther with that is, canan you freeze cheese What are these people doing? I feel like someone that's googled, Can you eat kiwiskin has just eaten some kiwis skin That's a back pedal, sir.. That didn't taste right All right, so the question is, can you run faster than a cloud? So we're on can you, let's put the word run in. Can you run it? Can you run on a walking pad? No. So so far we're good. Can you run let's go start let's let's start typing faster go back Can you run a business from a council house? That's a good question. Yeah. That's a very good question. Can you run a business from a council house? I love how much Seaan loves this game. Oh. Can I ask a question, Sean? When you said you came up with this game at three o'clock in the morning with a mate? wasas this in your drinking days? Very much so. council house at this time All right, so can you run? So we're gonna write the word faster and see if it comes. Here we go. It's not gonna yeah, it's not gonna canan you run faster if you lose weight? Can you run faster on the moon? What does that mean you'd run slower on the moon. Obviously. Yeah. It's Thick people. Okay, so can you run faster than a cloud So can you run faster than what? That the speed of light. Someone's just someone went for a job. They broke their own record and they went, that was fast. Wasn't that faster than the speed of light? Just a check It's got to be the fastest. I'll be so disappointed when they go, Oh no, it turns out the speed of light's way faster than they were you m in the pub my fastter the speed a light on. Okay. C you run faster than a snake? wasp bear? Now we're going in with the word cloud. Here we go. now So that letter by letter.'s letter out Yeah, so jump the gl. So see, we've got crocodile or cheetah. No Alw It's given us clock. one faster than a click Now hang on Now cloud has come up as an option, but it's four options in. Cock is the first. So if you stick the O in, it's going to be clown on that. There's no clown No clown. No clown So let's go onto the letter U. C you run faster than a cloud run Cloud is third I think you What do we do now? We put the whole word cloud in and it's still going do you mean cloud runun? Do mean clloud runun service? Do mean Cloudfare workker? to mean Well it kept. Look, I don't know here. We know the game isn't official I feel like when Cloud one came out, it's kind of achieved. There's no governing body to the game yet. but I think that when it came down on the scroller at L, I think that was it. you see it When it's there, I think it's on. So you say now I said outline, I win. Okay, that's good. I said to you. So I lost. I win. There's a theme to this game. So So how on you've won your game? it I won my game. Well by the way, I once made a taster. I tried to make I made a taster of this. I a TV pilot. I sent it to channel four. They were like, Absolutely not So we're getting this then, are we? You're getting rejected Channel four, Ies. Wow. But you get to see how good it is. 'ause you know what I. I think Channel four would take it now. Yeah ye. Did anything like this ever cross your desk? Yeah I've made way worse. Really I've made way worse than is okay for TV I kind of like it I think it's good. Well, that was Sean's lovely game. I mean again, we could play this for hours, but we're not going to. No fine's I think in the picture it was called lookook it U. Oh whichich is weird because c's and cold there. Sean Wash's big stupid radio game I prefer that. Yeah. Just sort of pitch in a few you know. Oh, Well, I'm glad we got Sean in today. Oh Oh was fun. Yeah that was fun. That was really fun. I know for a fact that Aron's TV brain is whizzing. and when we finished the show Sean's Gard Hill, Message him G, Thanks coming today, Sean. Hey, listen, do you fancy having a proper chat about this? No, I look forward to seeing it being hosted by Ramas Ranganofen I can't wait. No, Aaron's involved. It'll be Stephen Bullhard. we' got another one. The guest of all on the Chris Moyle showh. Day two. Ayre you want to play a birthday game without looking and guess whose buffet it is. Yeah. Just guess any celebrity. Yeah U Kevin Hart. Well done. Yeah. Is it? Wow G it I'll give you a clue veryy famous Xboxer A the Play station x Oh, you mean like a boxer Oh no No When I said Xboxer I meant a former professional sportsman, not somebody who plays Xbox. My brain't didn't go there to Isn't that dumb? Guess who's birthday is, the clue is Xboxer. he goes, what? not PlaySation then? Yeah, I don't know anyone who plays Xbox actually Sorry, sorry, by the way, hello everyone, I'm an idiot you know what? Game over? I't know. You're never You're never gonna beat that I was looking for Mike Tyson and you're thinking for somebody who is playing Xbox. On real. Sorry, everyone. Sorry Chris just to clarify, Mike Tyson doesn't play PlayStation, does he? What? He's an Xboxer. I think. Right. Oh Godd. Shaan Walsh, I know he's writing that down now. He's having that one See, if you're meant to make that joke, it's quite a nice little joke. It Act a brilliant joke. But I didn't mean to do that, which is sadder for me You stumbled into an absolutely wicked punchline. I think what's better is when you're telling it now you're saying Xboxerting the emphasis at the beginning. Before you just said Xboxer. And what I like about you, Polly is you're so cool. you' are now analyysing it Yeah And that's what makes you cool. Yeah You are so cool. Analyze that. D't you join in? You had no part in this. Sorry Yeah, Aron Yeah, sorry guys You're listening to the Chris Moyle Show podcast. When you're a maintenance engineer in a beverage manufacturing plant You keep production lines moving and quality on track because there is no room for slowdowns With Granger's vast selection of high quality motors, sensors, belts, and hard to find parts, you can get what you need fast and all in one place, so nothing gets in the way of getting the job done. Call one eight hundred ranger, click ranger. com or just stop by Ranger for the ones who get it done You're listening to the Chris Moyle Show podcast, Bray B O X. Our guest has arrived in the studio. I'm very excited to say and welcome to our show. Arvid Limblad, ladies and gentlemen you. I was just saying It's fun, isn't it? Avid, like everybody else goes to school, has to wear a school uniform and now he's not at school anymore. It's a Formula one driver. And here he is in his new uniform that you have to wear all the time Yeah, I'm not in school anymore, but found myself a new uniform for the year. so At least you have to wear a tie, which is nice. Yeah For those of you who don't know, Arvid at eighteen years old is the youngest driver and the only rooookie this season as well. thirteen, he joined the Red Bull Junior program and has flown through the different categories at break andck speed. F four smash that, winning the Macau race youngest race winner in F three and F two and then making his forula one debut with racing Balls in Australia where he finished eighth by the way. on B it's on It's such a great season for you so far Yeah, it's been going well. It started it started in Melbourne in quite a special way. That was better than I could have ever imagined being Q three scoring points, but even you know on Blap one running at P three at one point was was pretty nuts. I mean, I was even fighting side by side with Lewis at one point and It took me like half a lap afterwards until I actually realize what happened. But yeah, the season's going well. you know, I'm very fortunate with the team.ve they've helped me a lot. They're used to welcoming rookies. So looking forward to my first home race this weekend. What's the what would a big difference from F two to F one. Has there been anything that has surprised you that you've gone, Oh, okay, I didn't realize it worked like that or I didn't realize that would be so different D there's two things. I say in the car the biggest thing that's different is How much how many more tools do you have available So in F two, there's basically there's almost nothing. You have brake bias, which is basically the ratio between the front and rear braking that you can change. It's the only thing you can do Whereas in F one there is U Probably eight things that we can change very easily and they have a big impact on the car. So you know when when you're driving around and the tyres are degrading or the track conditions are changing, you have all these tools that you can change to keep the car almost feeling the same, you know, almost to counteract those changes. And that is really powerful and being able to get the most out of that. Um, so you need to be Ray switched on. U And then I'd say the other thing is with these new cars, with with the engines, how much the way you drive can affect the power you get. So really being on top of that in the race when you want to overtake someone, making sure you have enough power for that straight or that section has been quite new. So in short, just the amount of More tools you have available the mental capacity you need. Yeah. So there's going to bes going be there's going to be five British drivers on the grid which is for the British serv for the British Grand Prix which is just gonna be mad. Do you have An and you don't need to answer this by the way. Do you have in your head position you want. a strategy you want or are you like, look, I just I'm just going to drive the best I can and end up with the best results. U For sure, generally my approach is very much based on, you know, I'm just going to focus on myself and do as best as I can Um, because yeah, like you said before, you know in F one, it's not Uh You can't always fight for the win. you know, it's very, you know, the performance normally changes a bit week to week. So I'm very focused on myself I would say you know, to the team's credit, they have done an amazing job over the past few weeks to really give us a competitive car So I do think that we can, you know realistically say that we're fighting, you know have a good chance to get into Q three and to be, you know, getting some points Wh risk asking a question that sounds childish because there hass the word helmet in it. Do you have a special helmet for this weekend? I do What's special about Um Is it here Oh, stop. Is it here? It is here I don't know if I want to I'll start talking once Do I I'll show it then yeah. Oh my go. Oh my God. Yeah, so it's quite something. It's very different. I the scene. Oh my go. Yeah, it's very much like a It's like a map of my journey to F one and my journey to Silverstone basically. So on the back, I have all these very special sort of like pivotal moments during my career So I've got starting here when I was three on Motoc Cross, winning the British Championships, Sineth rebel Junior team Winning Silverstone F three. first FP one last year at Silverstone and then my first point. So for me, it's very special. It's like, like I said, it's like almost a map, like my journey to F one You know, the sort of dream big, I've always said from an early age that I always believed I could be been in F one So yeah, I'm going be be wearing this this weekend. Who's drawn that? who's done the illustrations on it. Yeah, it was in collaboration with NV how to say his name perfectly, so I'd rather not butch on radio. But Yeah, he helped out a lot to do that. And I really wanted all the images to be very like childli, you know Like I said, because when I was five, I believed there could be an F ones almost Evisioning the journey as a five year old. Yes, it's all very sort of raw like sketches. That's Very cool band It's really I can I hold it? Yeah, of course. Oh my God, this is good Nice Come on. Oh L? quite light. really are, crazy light. Look at that that. Now that is a helmet And I don't often say that first thing in the morning. Let me tell you. That is so great. That is brilliant, man Oh I'm really I'm really happy with how it's how it's turned out. so yeah My path, my way, dream big. look at that. Look at you. Oh wow man. Great. Hey wouldn't be great if you won That would be pretty great. I'm going to putull that down. I'm going to be very gentle with it. Listen I think you've probably got a lot of new fans that aren't really into Formula one from this chat this morning and you've come across really well. I'm really, really pleased for you. You're having a great season. I think it's just the beginning and I wanted to have a great Silverston this weekend. Enjoy every second ever it and we'll be rooting for you Thank you. thank very much guys. I've really enjoyed it. Thank you for thing for time. Look out for him, absolutely overtaking loads of people this weekend for racing balls. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Arvid Lyn Blad everybody. Soil Sh podcast. Ladies and gentlemen, it's the Bosson McLaren Race, Zach Brown, he's here. Yeah There you go. There you go. That's our impression of Formula One car by the way. Beep beep. It's just like being pretty good. Yeah, by the track. How are you? Yeah, I'm good. So how how' McLaren? I've got a lot of questions for you. For those of you who don't know, because I want to get as many people into Formula One as I can So this man here, he drove himself for ten years or so And then he set up some little sideline business did all right out of that. And then about ten years ago, I think it's ten years ago, you joinedcLaren. Yep, ten season. And he's very heavily responsible for Tony McLaren's fortunes around and bringing them back to the front of the grid. He also has a tattoo, which is Danny Rick's fault. And he is Zach Brown. There you are.' good to I've got two tattoos now. The other is Lando's fault. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. at you. I'm done now with tattoos that hurt. How does that go down Because in the heat of the moment, that's one thing Then you have an actual life away from Formula one with somebody who may or may not go What the hell is that you're not doing that again? Yeah, exactly. The racetrack I could get away with, I think if it was anything else, would have been trouble. Maybe some of my dogs, but I got a lot of dogs. Okay, right that's fine. Okay, so let's talk very quickly. Firstly, new rules, new era in Fmula and the season, currently third in the Cstructors behind Mercedes and Ferrari. how are you feeling about the season so far? notot as good as last season or the year before. It's all right. You know, we're we're pushing hard. We're not far off. We won the sprint in Miami Almost won the race, almost won the race in Japan. So we've been competitive. Mercedes done a great job. G to see. Lewis win in the Ferrari. I think everyone I thought that was cool just once though. And you know, but a lot of racing left. We're eight races into a twenty four season. mayaybe it'll be twenty two, twenty three races. And we're kind of one step away from getting from the top step of the podium. So I've got a lot of confidence in all the men and women at McLaren. G here's a question. is the gap between you guys and Mercedes and Ferrari? Is that a fair reading or is the gap smaller from inside McLaren? No, I think that's a fair reading. I mean, you know, we beat Ferrari at the weekend. they beat this the weekend before. I think we probably let ourselves down a couple times. We've had some reliability issues. So I think we could be second in the championship. I think we've got that pace and we've closed the gap a lot to Mercedes, but they still have the dominant car. They're doing a great job. So takes a little bit of time, but we're going to win races this year is defending a championship Does that feel very different to chasing it? It does. They're both equally as hard, but kind of when you're the challenger, youve got nowhere to go, but up. And then once you're at the top of the mountain and there's only one way to go and that's go down. And you know in Fmula one and in sport, it's a reset every year, right? What we did last year counts for nothing this year as far as from a points point of view. So we have some work to do. This championship's not over. We're going to be winning races And we've got some great development coming. But so does everyone in Formula one? it's a tough sport. It really is and and it's ever changing all the time. What is and again, I don't want this to be all very negative because I'm a huge McLaren fan, but what is the biggest thing McLaren is missing at the moment? wouldould he say? wouldould it be Is it power unit integration? Is it development pace? It's a little bit everything, which is usually what the case is in Formula onene. I mean, excuse me, we're not far off at all. so it's a little bit hereere and there, I think understanding the power unit has been a a challenge for us and a challenge for everyone with the new rules, but that is getting better every weekend. We need to catch up on our development of the race car. You know Red Bull had a new car at the weekend and we've got new stuff coming, but they beat us to the punch. Same thing with Ferrari. they've had a lot of upgrades. So we're not far off oo far for our liking Is that a case of A Mercedes just doing an a better job with the new regulations. Yeah, I think, you know, credit where credits due, you know, some racing teams go Oh whoever's winning, they must be cheating. I think that's a weak excuse for going and actually you know they've done a better job than we have. and we did a better job the last couple years, and that's what sport's all about. So we think they're definitely catchable. If you look at Australia, We lost by forty seconds Not long thereafter, we were winning the sprint race and leading races. So that's the pace of development and understanding. In twenty three, we went from the ninth quickest or slowest car to the second quickest by the end of the year. So to go from third to first That's a smaller journey. so not an easier journey, but a smaller journey. I don't I don't think as it stands at the moment, I don't think att the end of the season, it'll look like it does now. No, I think it' spot on. Yeah, I think it's very much going to change. and obviously theres the summer breaks still to come as well. It's going to be really, really exciting. I think that the British Grndpri is going to be such an exciting race. You've got two drivers who I think are both good enough to win U this weekend if it just you just don't know it it's for sure. I mean definitely a bit of luck involved in this. Oscar was on his way to winning last year and then he had his penalty, which made him a little grumpy. And then Lando was able to win it. So they have both guys on the podium And was pretty awesome. Love to do it again. When you watch Lando and Oscar, fighting with with a car that isn't aybe a hundred percent where you want it to be. Do the driver in you come out? It does. I love watching them race. They race each other very hard, very, very fair. And we're racers. you know, last year we had a lot of people saying we should favor one or the other. and our goal was to treat them equally and our goal was to go down to the last race of the year twoo guys with the chance to win the championship. and shake hands at the end And that's exactly what happened. So I very proud of how we Did it buckle to everyone's pressure that we should play favorites? Well there's with the risk of sounding slightly unfair, I won't name names. There are certain teams, I think in Formula onene and there is a difference between the two drivers that they have. Yeah for sure. And in McLaren, it is it's waferin. Yeah think. I really do think. and almost almost like you know, one driver is maybe a couple of races ahead of the other one. and then literally it was absolutely swap. And that's, you know that's what makes it decciting, you know, the start of the year last year, Lando won and everyone was kind ofy, you should start favoring Lando. Th then by the middle of the year, Oscar was kicking butt and everyone was going you should favorite Oscar and then, you know, at the end of the year and it ebbs and flows. And I think they get the most out of each other and that's always been our. philosophy, that's how they want it. and I think it makes them both better racing drivers This is why it's so obvious that you're a driver, you're a racer.'s because we've had this conversation before you and I where I get so nervous when those guys go go at it with each other. Yeah do. But I love it. it makes me nervous. love it. Yeah. you really do. Let me read out some silly little messages that we've had from people who are listening this is a message for Zach. Seven years ag to go with this. seeven years ago Lewis visited the marshals's campsite with a van full of beer and sat with us for a chat. Any chance Lando could do the same this year. We're heading up for four days of volunteering truck safety. That's from Patrick. I bet Lando would be up for that. I might suggest it to him U wow I of have to ask this, even though I don't really want to and I kind of predict what what your answer will be from Ian New York, who said, Zach, it's your moral duty. too give us lifelong McLaren fans any insights into the Verstappen gossip, please, please. I must know. We have two awesome racing drivers in Llando and Oscar and you're gonna to see them in our race cars for a long, long time. There you are Okay, finally This is the final question, and I think this is the most important question. I have phx. The official McLaren F one Team Iyewear collollection is created in partnership with SunGard. Did you bring us any freebies? Ooh, freebies. I think I r freebies last time, didn't I No didn bring the sunnies. Oh I've already picked out my favorites. I like the reennegades or the Sierraas. good man. Well you might as well get one of each. Okay, great. thans thanks very much. I'll see you at the weekend. You can just get a box of them. Listen, have a brilliant, brilliant weekend. It's very, very exciting All the FM fans love the British Gnd Grand Prix and let's hope this is Something special happens for McLaren this weekend. It's going to be a good one. We're going to put on a good show for half a million people Ladies and gentlemen, mrter Zach Brown from the Climate Mis Look to the boys and look to the rest of thecCarean family, Zach Brad every Chris Moyle showhow Podcast When you're a maintenance engineer in a beverage manufacturing plant You keep production lines moving and quality on track because there is no room for slowdowns With Granger's vast selection of high quality motors, sensors, belts, and hard to find parts, you can get what you need fast and all in one place, so nothing gets in the way of getting the job done. Call one eight hundred Ganger, click ranger. com or just stop by Ranger for the ones who get it done. is Moyil Sh podcast Ray D O X Jest of all on the Chris Moyle Sh. Day free. Maisy Adam is with us. We love Maisy Adam D d d Q questestion for you.. On the first day of the month, ye, what would you say? Like when you woke up in the morning, you realize the first day of the month, you say Pinch pinch punch first of the month No return Would you not say white rabbits Why would I say were' rabit? Maybe might You know, I'm starting to think my parents have just been absolutely mocking me all my life. What's whatite rabbits about? I have heard it before. It is a thing, but I don't know what it means. My dad used to do you know do you know the bit between Yorkshire and Lancashire? Yeah. My dad used to say if you wind the window down, you could hear the air change when you went from Yorkshire to Lancashire And I was in my late thirties before I sudden realized, I think he's making this up you Yeah I think that's just topmedin Yeah The air doesn't sound any different, does it? And I think And then you see the same person that told you to say white rabbits on the first of every month? That's my mum yeah. my mum to say white rabbits. Did you have rabbits? No. I had a rabbit once but it died, it choked up its own vomit. Oh Oh ennjoy your day everyone. Yeah, that's nice. But we we love that rabbit as well. and our kids used to take him out for walks. had it on a leash. He used to walk your rabbit. Yeah, so we lived next to a park so we used to walk him across the road to the park You were that person. She had someone in our village that used to walk a ferret on a le. My mum called ac cross Bo Carla She just had crossbow vibes Oh my God. She wasn't even called Carla. would't ar they wouldn't scan Wow, What was a rabbit's name I don't, probably I'ller So you walked there on a lead and you come Great name by the way, come on That Athurabbbit Like if we got a dog going to call it Dea Yeah Yeah. Artha rabbit. Oh, I see what you mean. I thought you were saying half a rabbit. Athfa rabbit. Why would I call a rabbit halfa? I got It's Artha rabbit. So you called it Arthur? I got it. you called it Arthur. Yeah. It's Artha rabit. I thought you were that Ruff. I called it Rf a rabbit. R rabbit. Rfer. I called him Yeah. I thought you were dragg around Dragon around half a rabbit. You thought so Yeah Atha rabbit Anyway, Dade, why are you bringing this up? Wh are you bringing my bad memories back up? Sorry, sorry about your sicky rabbit. Oh yees He died. J took a vomit and died. What Why did he bring up everything from my childhood that's traumatized me? Oh, White rabbits are alive My actual rabbit is dead. Rabbits. I'm adopted.ory. I have to sleep in a dark room. every month That sounds the price. Well back this Anyway L loveovely, thanks for coming to the shows. to see you too. I've enjoying being here, Maisy. Yeah. why I forget that you always have ginger shots on this show You're here for like an hour and then somebody comes around and goes, hereere's a ginger shot if you'd like. I've never had them. you all love them. Yeah. Next when's your next live show? some of ad oright Have some many come, have one of your people come on halfway through, and just give you a junch of shot halfay through the set and watch for you. Watch how that second set flies I'm dancing with the devil taking this before I've got a voice over.ude in W the? Yeah yeah. it might be a bit harsh though We also lace it with heroin Oh, spparta. date Ohound What what'd you think? Oh, it's horrific Oh, your husband's looking bad Look at. lookook at that face you p it. 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They'll play this at Bx Park tonight out of the game. p should Oh yes. All right, then so what we'll do now? Oh It's a seting. Yeah. That's another one. Yeah That's a long one. Rllercoaster,ight? Yeah. Which is your favourite magazine? No no, it's horrific. And the added bonus of Yeah, that was your initial reaction I just think it's a weird thing that you guys have here at radio. Ginger shot. There's nowhere else. You say it like we're eating grass. But it' every time I've come on here, they're like, and you'll be sat here today, you'll be chatting to Chris, Oh and here's a ginger shot. We've also given you water in a can. Yeah, Ive known why now, I've in ad it They say all of mine What What are they for? It' just meant be good for you b chang just meant to be good. Imunity and something. You ready? Immunity something In one, wow Oh I'm absol a lot of f Yeah, you have one of them every day, you all of you. Yeah. Yeah we Chris Fire you if you don't have it. It's nothing to do with me. We have tea as well. Chris Bowless' rider Ginger shot's for everyone. L Pperier Rosea, if you want to know the truth You're listening to the Chris Moyle Show podcast, B D OX. What is the Strokes s last night right here on radio ac Oh, amazy. Did you just laugh at fart sound the face? It's good stuff. It's good stuff Do you want to pick a favorite? of the farts. Yeah. Yes, please. All right, number one. numberumber two Oh hate those. they're eggy They really I go. Number three. that you need to wipe for . Wait, what was four I S. Seven. That's what this look sounds brilli Yeah It's either or it's in the Barack movie. It's in the Barack movie. or it's either that one or think could be that one. Nine. Oh, that's a good one. Right, Number nine so far is Maisy's favourite. Let's go with ten. Oh, no that's a creaky door sorry, I bet to aard you. What? Telve twelve and fifteen! I' play one with splashback. twelve, fifteen are wrong. So good everyood. Okay, that's one of my favourites. Starting to feel quite ill. fififteen we're gonna very quickly play and then move on because it's gross. Number sixteen is a lovely comedy. You't want the cheeks clapping. seventeen, eighteen, ninety. Oh, do you like it? you like it? I think you'd like that one. That one's at a tin c. Well. Number nineteen twenty and our latest edition which is called The Squeaker. Oh yeah, I like that. last one. Do know, when you said, wouldould you like to hear them? I did not expect there to be twenty I thought there'd be maybe five. twenty one. we're always on the lookout for new ones. Yeah. I do feel a bit ill. So here are your the finalists for your favorite farts and by the way, none of this was planned. Num nine, eighteen and twenty one Yeah, I think number nine is still the winner. Yeah, it's good.. It's good. It's a good full stop. Dad dead. I tell you what, Baisy. Roll, lose me a job. Maisy, rooll back this You see roll back this. You're smacking your bum twice. This is the Chris Moyle Show podcast R D O. I haven't forgotten that you haven't played the lip breeding game. That's another funny noise we've g down bing game on radioS So being game. Okay, so categories Captain, what are they? Task Mas Task Master. So you in delay? Contestants? Y World Cup players remaining in the tournament. You get tr mustter what t his head Tas Master cont Task Master contestants. People have been on Taskmaster. O World Cup players. Let's go World Cup players with it being World Cup. I've gotta read them out. Yeah, you're going to read them out, Chrisal. Do You you want me to change it to Taskmaster contestants I'll be all right. Okay. I you put my favourite. This feels career ending. Iven't written any of this down by the way. Who put the list together? U I checked over them S somebody's put my new favourite player on the list, so Oh. All right. so what we're going have to do is we're have to play the loud music into your headphones.. Everybody will know when it's playing. And I will say, World Cup players, are you ready? three, two, one and then we'll start the clock. Okay. Okay. Are you ready? I am ready. Best of luck. Thank you play in the loud music into our headphones You made a face, which means I think she can probably hear it. Okay. Can you hes very loud. Okay good. So I'm hiding my lips from Maisie. You can't hear him kill you What? All right, World Cup players. World Cup players. Are you ready? Are you ready? Three three, two, two, one one. Lionel Messo. Lyel Messo.. Lineel Messo. Yeah. Jude Beingham. S S Billards. Tbe Bellingham. Jude Bellingam. Jude Bellingham. Well done, Christiano Ronaldo. Reese Cesorios Cristiano Ronaldo. Cristiano Ronaldo. Oh, very, very good. Fanenty footwork. Virgil Van Voice of God saying Virgil Van. Voice of Vader. Vice Virgil. Voice Virgil Force of. Force of Italia. That's right, yeah, well done. IO Tanaka. Aon IO Taka A IO Ao Tanaka. Ao Tanaka. Wh's Mosala? B B B Blla. B Boella, Baellecta. B Blla. Moslla, Molla. Yeah. Jordan Pickford. Judy Jordan. Judy Pickford. Judith Pickford. Jn Pickford Okay Time is up St Sammer S Time is up. S S's c. Time timeim up. Simon time. Sam time. Sam is Sam's cap. Tim Sam is is up Sam in cup. Tim S big cups. S some Ingram time Sim is up Tam time. Tam. timeim. Tim is up. Tim is up. Tim is up. Tam Tam's up. Tim. Tam is up. Time is up My That's lovely. That's lovely. I are genuine, I thought Tam's announcedwit I didn't realize that Starmer had left the government too playing world. Oh, ye add the call up. please add the call up, don't you worry about it? I'm going to give you the list and if you look at number four, I omitted this because obviously when you you say what you think and that's number four on the list there. Oh no they have been an absolute mindfield. Yeah, yeah So do you like Sue Billards as a player? Su Billards was What was Pickford? was it Sam Big Cups? was it? Sam was Judith Pickord. Jud Judith Pickford is great, by.' Mums goal tonight. It cultured lefter. I'd bring your mum to work day. Didn't realise Acoron was also making an appearance. Yes And'd also you accidentally said Mo Slla and realizeed he's a player So yeah Well what happened was I said M slla and you went B, B Balla and I went Bater. So I went B Slla and you went, Moa It's amazing how the drainw works. anyyway. loveovely. Thank you for playing this. That was fun, that. It' good. That was a lovely bit of fun. This is our job. This is good isn't it This is the Chris Moyle Show podcast. When you're a maintenance engineer in a beverage manufacturing plant You keep production lines moving and quality on track because there is no room for slowdowns With Granger's vast selection of high quality motors, sensors, belts, and hard to find parts, you can get what you need fast and all in one place, so nothing gets in the way of getting the job done. Call one eight hundred Ranger, click ranger. com or just stop by Ranger for the ones who get it done. This is the Chris Moyle Show podcast Bay B O. I'm delighted to say and I know you're very excited, Maisie, that we have live in the studio, the UK's number one Claire Viant, mrter But Sama, Shock attack, Salami Hello me and an Asash de lau to each and every one of you out there. Can I say almost immediately? Oh Wonderful to see you, Maisie Adam. L love lovely to see you. She's wonderful. With you, look you look absolutely gorgeous. With you, I'm getting the word cat walk. L Adam, Cat flap. Oh that st. Cat litter. Oh dear. But I just and almost immediately spirit coming through very, very strong With you, Chris, I'm saying beef cake. Oh you Aaron, just cake. Yeah. But it's wonderful to be here on this auspicious day. I cannot wait for tonight. Now do you like football? Are you a football? Look, my family've always been big football fans and I didn't play for England School boys on a technicality, technically. I was rubbish but. My sister had a baby recently. Oh who she named after the entire Top Mah Malt Spur squad for last season Asutely awful, it' a terrible name to give a chance. but The old ones best ones. But anyway, can I just say Yes you Chris, Yes. You do look after yourself. yeah, try it Do you do athletics? I'm getting the word Olympic. Oh You are in a empic, but What? No, I love football. love I'm a big, big football fan. You are That's good. That's good. A tenin out that' yeah. Big game. Yeah. Lump on England. What? Lump on England. Oh, lump on England is what I I mean I've enjoyed I mean you've enjoyed the tournamentself. I'm not sure the Americans quite the football heritage, you know? Oh Americans like, they can't eat it or bom it. they don't understand it. but they know But with the Americans, to be fair we still on fair. Yes. Oh D Winon. No. To be fair, when I say them, when I pick up the aura, when the Americans are playing, I pick up an aura In the st a great great filled with sweetness, overflowown with sweetness. It might be type two diabetes, butabes know They're enjoying it. Yeah the Americans. So you you've been watching obviously all very much the highs and lows so far have Th and third eye quite a lot of the time. Well, this is it. And there's been a a few surprises, a few teams leaving early. few the Germans. That's right. What a game th, I mean honestly that went to the full hundred and twenty minutes and they had penalties Honestly, by the end of it, I was on the floor and then when I stopped laughing, I went to bed had a very good night's sleep. good Come on. Hey, An's joking. As for the golden boots, Yes I'm saying Ubpp is running with the bookies. Cane is in the mind of the Bookies. I think Tony iss just in the bookies. So I think he might get a game today. have bet on that from him, obviously. Y What it's not liabable? No in trouble for it. I to Listen, you're already telling us what I'm only telling you what spiritits telling you That's it.. I'll tell you what will be difficult toonate. We're in Atlanta tonight. R England Yeah. And it's something like three hundred twenty meters above kilometers above sea level. Yes. And it's a huge dp in atmospheric pressure which won't suit everyone but from Deckl and Rice su, Th these are Emirates. He' used to playing in a very thin atmosphere of every. Right? That's right. When then Germers missed that pan, you could have heard a pin drop. It was like three o'clock at the Emirates. Right You know what I name You could knock been over with a feather, which is a bit like Lyel Messy. what happens to him every match, you know what I mean? Right, okay, That's good. I' pretty out of ten for that one don'tind? No, that's fine Do't matter. But bestest of all on the Chris Moyle showh. Day four. Very delighted to say Mr. Ross Noble is here. Hello, hello, hello. Hello, hello. Hello Hello, what a joy to be here and especially as downstairs all its excitement in the building Oh Oh the excitement. The new reception. The reception? Yeah. Have you already discussed the new reception at some length? Not really. We went to have a look at it yesterday. Oh my, hang on. They had So opened yesterday like nine AM That implies that so you were already in the building. so you didn't enter the new. Crect. You came in the back with. I was trradesman's entrance, yes And then this morning I went, oh no, I' get to go through the front door. Yeah with much excitement. And also this building loves a cupcake to celebrate. So there were lots of cupcakes floating around uses today. I mean, look, I hope the management aren't listening, but there's a slight floor. In what? in the entrance? Oh go on. I never thought I'd seeing that. thisam I As So I came in reception area. Yes. and you see you probably haven't seen this because you were looking at it from you've got a backwards vista. That's no good The actual where it's name of the company Yeah there there's a sort of like I a like a framework.? you know Yeah And but it looks like a mirror When you stand on the other side,, you know how like sometimes you'll be like in a hotel and you'll go, oh, there's no room through that. and go,'s just a mirror. Yeah. Well, it's the reverse of that. I's got like it's like a window without a glass in it So it's just a frame. So I stood there thinking that I was looking at a mirror But it's not it's another room. but then as I don't have a reflection Right? Because you're staring through into another room. Yeah. Now, look, it's early for me and doesn't. So did you the morning, you get unsettled when you don't have a reflection. Did you start thinking that you could have been a vampire Obviously. R. Yeah, yeah, yeah. R And then you saw someone just walk past inside the room and you're went like, Oh, there's not a mirror. No, you know what? I thought I might be a vampire. And then I thought, Oh but I would have burnt to death on my way from my hotel because of the sunlight, you see? Okay. Yeah. I'm with you. No I'm with you. That's my checklist. But I was about to say it wasn't it's not that sunny and then I then my brain, which is nowhere near as fast as yours vampires are right in an overc an overcast light light. Well this is it daylight or sunlight? But that's the thing isn't it? because you' got the you've got your u your twilight vampires, right. You know your sparkly ones and they live I'm guessing you're not a massive fan of the Twilight films. I've never seen one. You have I'm aware of them. Yeah. Yeah.ve they live in quite a misty likeike quite a misty environment and can go out and like ho. Exactly right. The original book was set in Hull. It's a very different they were all they worked on a trawller. Oh yeah. Nice. you know what? wrrite that down. There's a well the to Hulland back the now that's a A fulls nores ye scrap that. Vampires on ab board And they fish by diving into the water. Ah now here always off and down question. Come on. Welcome to Vampire Hour If you were a vampire and you dived into the water Yeah, while it was dark Yeah. and you went down there and then the sun came off. Oh If you stood at the bottom How much does the water Yeah. can vampires breathe underwater You know what, I'm not a vampire doctor. Because how long were they to be down there? Well, they're undead for the sun to come out. They're undead, so they don't do they still breathe? But then they're supposed to become bats, donn't they Yeah It's trick it modern life, isn't it? See it actually maybe because so what's the answer? A vampires al right in overcast Britain in the day. because it's not sunny. It's cloudy How then be al? I think it's all sunlight, isn't it You Hly, it should be UV. M Well what have I got to do with it? you Yeah, no it must be UV, like, so therefore you could kill a vampire with a sunbed What if they put Faxor fifty on? Are they walking around going, Hh, you God cudge me now. Where are they from? Those papires. So like the couch from the sasory. Yeah. Some bed smeared with garlic butter. I think you're fine. And that's the reason why when my wife found me on a su bed smeared with garlic butter That's the reason.. And all of that because we've got a brand new reception a lovely reception. This is gonna be a great couple of hours of radio. Let me tell you everybody. The Chris Moyle Sh The Chris Moyle showhow podcast Do you remember the tube the TV show? My tube Ver much, yes. They did a one off show called the Apocalypse tube and it was on it was like New Year nineteen ninety nine, right? The very last warm up I ever did What was? that show? I hosted that show. It was the very last It was the very last TV what. I stud loads of TV warm upps and I'd given it up And then they said, willill you come back and do that? There was several stages though. Yeah, there was a Oh, the lineup on that show was incredible. Well, I ended up sorry, no no no. I was gonna see, I ended up, I wandered into this room And I could hear Travis popular musicians. I could hear Beat Combo. That's right I thought, hang on a second. That's the that's Travis. I can hear there. So I wandered into the room and it was Travis and Paul McCartney doing a run through And there was nobody in the room and I just went, stand here, stand here and pretend that you're supposed to be in the room. And I just watched them before. And I just went, That's pretty good,n't it? Travis and Paul McCartney to an audience of one. It was a hell of a lineup. Travis was on, Paul McCartney was on Robbie Williams P P was on because Dave John's, right Brilliant comedian, Dave Johns, he was there and Beuse you remember they giveave this we got talks about this brief think we. There was a list of stuff and they said, Prince is the artist. you weren't allowed to call him prince. and it was so they give this big long list. You're not allowed to talk to him. you're not allowed to look him in the eyes. lookook him in the eicees. R. Nobody else is allowed to wear purple That's And the dressing room had to be all white or lilac color or something. all of that. And and Hry, so what happened was because it was a tin tast there and in the corridor. the artist had like a I'm gonna phalanx of bodyguards. A what? A phalanx? Wow. I think that's what Aording. So he's going down the corridor,' quite a small corridor and the bodyguards go past and the artist in the middle and then he's got bodyguards behind him. And as they're moving along, the door opens and one of the punters has gone to the toilet and opens the door And is face to face with the artist. Now he hasn't been He hasn't been given the list Oh Edic goes Lauri, prince, how are you your little purple booger This guy he was thrown in the town fast he was and then before he went on, Dave Johns was he was he was on that stage, he was warming up that stage and he' very funny broke Dave. And he's in that film I Daniel Blake, He's the All right. So Dave Johns he's about to go on and A like don't speak to the don't And then he's literallyally goes, ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the artist And he walks off and as he comes on, he swears he turns to him and just went ts on So on that show was Paul McCartney, Prince, Robbie Williams, everybody on it. It was unbelievable lineup. I know who should get to host it. Dononna Ay and Chris Moyles. I mean that that must have been just closing your eyes and just throwing two the random darts a list of names and there we go But anyway, we did it and that The director of the show, Jeff comes up and he goes, Rit, I've got this amazing idea, R. What we're going to do is we're going film him in the pub next door because there was a pub next door to Tante studio right next Egypt College. There you are. Yeah, yeah. He goes Rit, what we're going to do is I'm going have yous sat here interviewing U Robbie, right And on the other side of the pub I'm going to have Donna interview in McCarney, right We're just gonna cut between the two. So you're both gonna to start interviewing at the same time, right? So it'll be you interviewing Robbie. and then halfway through his answer, I'll just cut the camera and it'll cut to Donna and McCanney. So the idea is it's you're just like having a chat in the pub, right? It's never been done before. And he pauses, he goes, it might be because it's crap and it doesn't work would try it. So I was like, All right, don't know know, that's gonna go. Why would you You know, you're talking in nineteen ninety nine when Robberie's the biggest pop star in Britain. Paul McCartney's Paul McCartney. Why do we even interrupt any of these interviews? But all right. So were it's a live show for three hours on skky this show And then We go to the commercial break and then in the commercial break, I've got to go to the pub and then sit down and interview Robbie, and then Dononna is going to interview McCartney. And then just as we finish the link, Jeff goes, Scrap that. It's a terrible idea. You're interviewing McCartney And Im I'm not prepped for a card. and he goes, You're on So I ran into the pub but McCarty sat there waiting and I go, Hello Hul McCartney and he goes Hello Chris Miles and I'm like, this is weird. And I'm like, o God, what was it like being in the Beatles? Well that's the thing I can't ask him about the Beatles because they'll be rolling hisyes going, Oh Godd, how unorriginal. But I'm like, I always think that Pul McCartney mistake, noobody evered me about the Beatles anyw wrore. 'use you go, no exactly. But you don't think he spends a lot of like people do the opposite and they go I can't talk to him about the beill this dog going. What was Rupert the Bell It' like every day, that's what people want it to. A very underestimated track wheel stands out about it. Absolutely. So anyway, I said I said to McCartney Paul Mcartne During the commercial break with about a minute and half to go went, listen, I've got to be honest and tell you, if this interview is awful, I was meant to be interviewing Robbie and then at the last second, Jeff's just gone, you actually you're interviewing McCartney. So like I apologize if the interview iss nowhere near as good as it should be. And he goes, Ohh I'll be fine. donon't about it. Right,'re live, three, two, one. and I go Welcome back. We're live. we're in the pub next door and look who I'm joined with. and he goes Hello, I'm Robbie Williams. And at that point I thought, do I just interview as Robbie for the next five minutes of that I can't remember what I asked him, and all I know is I've never watched it back and thank God, I don't think any footage exists because it will be the worst interview of Pa McCartney in the history of the world I mean I'm trying to find it right now. No I'm not getting many traces of it. No, I think to the point where I think nobody it might not have actually happened. You know what? I bet I bet he enjoyed that interview more than anything else because it's one of those things where you know, you were just having a chat. you were relax he' probably good off thank God. I don't have happened to me once with Arthur Smith was supposed to be interviewing Enggelbert Hompeting. Wow. And o yeah, sorry, this story is not quite as cool as your was. Chris Mon Paul McCarney, Marather Smith and Engelbert Hber. It was few ss on radio four. Oh yeah. And Englbert turned up and he thought he was being interviewed by Emma Freud And they said, Oh no, Arthur Smith's doing the interview. And he went, No, he's not. And you got in the car and left. No. And they were like it was the clock was ticking. and they went Oh my go more on air, We're literally on air in like four minutes. and they were going like, and Arthur's got all these questions. And I turned around I went, listen You've got your questions, interview me. I'll pretend to be Egelbert Hper. love And the went. go on then. So yeah, so Arthur Smith just went. So Engelbert tells us and I know nothing about Egelberg on dinner. And sure enough. and then we did it and it went that'll be out there somewhere on the internet. And did it absolutely like yeah answered the questions. and then And now Arthur Smith, he every time I see me he calls me angled. Oh, that's lovely You're listening to the Chris Moyle Show podcast Granger knows, when you're a procurement manager for an office park You're not managing one building, you're managing all of them. And to stay ahead, you need to see through walls and around corners Light's about to fail, filters ready to clog, HVac on its last leg. If you wait until something breaks, you're already behind Count on Granger for quality products, easy reordering, and twenty four seven support Call one eight hundred Granger, click Granger. com or just stop by Granger For the ones who get it done. You're listening to the Chris Moyle Show podcast, Ray D O F Rosh Noble's been with us all morning and he stayed so he can watch Rick and Pa from Shed seeven perform, which is a lovely thing which is really nice. Yeah Um, But you were saying you've got an amazing. I'll built this up to a moment. A little bit drop a bombshell. I actually supported you Yeah, I don't know if you'll remember this. It was This be one of our first gigs in Halt whistle No, was it was like some it was for Ties television. Oh ye. And it was like it was in like a youth club or something. Y I went on and then it was early early days. it must have be like ninet two ninety two and then ninety five No no, it would been way before that. You're listening to Reminiscing with Ross Nber and Sed seven cast we thought we were gonna be playing in a castle. Oh no, it probably was actually, ye. And it was all like kids. It was like kids and then I went on, died horribly. and we did the same. And then you came on and I went, Oh God, these lads are good.. Yeah. E back then. Yeah amaz. Yeah. there you go. So officially I for years I've claimed I supported you But I love the fact that you've confirmed you've been tal be a hell of I have no idea what's going on. It' be a hell of an interval, wouldn't it? he's a bit of music, what? Right. We're going do some songs, so that's what we're gonna to do. Can you just talk into your mic? I want to make sure I can't hear me Oh a bit louder. Can you hear me go Hear me out. Do you want these or not on those? No, I'm fking on those ges. Paul do, what do you need? What do what do you need to be amazing? J He just is He just is. All right, so we're gonna have a live track from Shed seven. This is always so much fun. We always get a lot of text from people every time the guys perform live for us. What are you gonna do first? Sould don't stump by Ladies and gentlemen, the mightighty shed Sven The. ceiv in the allyways It's like I've never been b and we believe it the that you do did And let uss prove that we did li We did W Oh well done now It nineteen ninet is it? Well, you must' have recorded that when you were like five or something like that. I wasn't even born. When didn did ht wh so we were about two. That was a long time ago. That's soort funny evere that literally I had a car, I'd have red a state car and as soon as you started playing that, I went, whoa, massive flashback all the time Yeah. It cou be times to bring that car back Yeah, there you are. All right, well this is I always love it. I always look at the screen when the text messages are flying in and everyone's always like, o my God, this sounds amazing. And it always blows my mind. I've known Rick a long time and I'm waiting for the time he comes in and he goes, I'm just gonna drop it down a couple of keys. But he never does and those high notes and I love the color that you go What? It's quite early in the morning. Early or lateater n. that I go? What? The colour that I go? Yeah great O. The colour that I go. I think we probably got we probably got time for one more. Well should we just do the obvious chasing raadbow? This is you know Ladies and gentlemen Live on RadioX. this is Rick and Paul from Shed seeven Doing Chasing Rainbow could did I But I'll never change my mind. I've been chase rain All my life Yeah, I couldt that. B I Fest of all, on the Chris Moyles show. K five. Hey look, it's our Bry. morning. You look very well, sir. What do you mean? You look really good. Oh, thanks very much. You've never ever said anything like that to me. H I now? No, soir I'm gonna take that. Oh I apologise for not saying it before But B, let me emphasize how well I think you look through my eyes. I think that's very nice of you. I've been outdoors a bit, that's what it is. Do well. the outdoors. filming Oh, okay. so not gardening. No garden, don't be ridiculous. I have a tiny concrete garden,. I'm sorry to hear. That part of London I live in. The gardens are tiny and they're concrete. That's true. This suits me completely. Well, that's what I was saying, You look very well, Al Mie. You look great too. That's what I'm supposed to say. Youre you ready for the stupid Anesty? I can't wait. You got your coffee? have. I've got my coffee, I'm happving. All right, Ladies and gentlemen, we haven't done this for a while Time for the stuepid Anestay. Here we go on. It's from Harriet and Darby, who says, I was thirty one years old, same age as me When I realized that a killer whale Isn't a whale is in fact Dolphin Well,s a big it's a big dolphin. Yeah Well I called a whale then? Oh, you didn't know this. I a wh A killer whale isn't a whale? No, it's a dolphin. I never knew that. So I've heard this. Hang on, but I don't like it. This was everyone's favourite fact at my school. Right. So free Willie is about a dolphin. Yeah. Yeah. Oh no, no, no, no. G off. Yeah. How you watching that movie? that that's where you draw the line out. It doesn't have the same gravitities now, I know as a dolphin. So there so a wh there's a whale and there's a dolphin and there's a dolphin that's a killer whale But isn't a whale it a dolphin? The dolphiners just don't want the heat for the killing. So the guy he has a whale. He's a whale.'s a dolphin? do they even kill? Because it's not a whale, so does it even kill? Oh God. Maybe it's just like wicked at beast. I can't cope with this kind of like worldview shattering information on a Friday morning. Well, that's much. I'm determined to find one that you don't know here right. Hi, Chris recently, says Harry. Me and my mum and my aunt were shopping in a new shopping center and my auntie pointed out that it was always busy in here. My mum replied, I know. See, if it wasn't as busy, I reckon more people would come. I see now that's just a lovely line. That's a sweet l. That's a lovely line If it wasn't as busy, more people would come. That's a lovely life. That's forst gump territory, isn't it? It really is. If a mart was busy, more people would go. Wow, what an absolute spot on Joann Cors're asking pressure that. Well, I am Tom Hanks's other brother ight, A we going into the blue ones? Yeah. All right. ladies and gentlemen, these are the braver people who actually send us a voice message. This is Lee I'm Lee from Featherston many years ago, I used to be a manager for Galabingo And as we were sitting around for lunch one day with a few of staff members One staff member said How do farmers know which cows produce all fat mil Sven skkimmed and skinned. No, no, no doubt So which is that does that cow give out normal milk? Which the blue one is. It's the colourors of the cow. col It's got the colours of the cows so the red ones. The red one does thesatry ye ye. And the green oness most common. Brilliant ye. There they we are. Job done. All right, fine. Let's go with this one from Ben. Morning, Chris and the gang I'm forty six years old. ye And it was only a couple of weeks ago having seen the radio text that I realized the stone roses aren't singing I want to be your dog Now It's I want to be a dod I often say I want to be your dog. Yeah I wna be a dog I do know it's God. I want to be a door. I can hear I can I can Let it go. Let that go.'s right. He's right. Okay.. They weren't strong on addiction the stone. I think one of the main issues is that addiction was bann. Have we agreed on that? Yes,' ag. We've got consensus. I think Yeah, he's in the clear there. All right, let's take this one from Sam. Good morning RadioX. morning. This is Sam from Chulleywood. Yeah. So for many years all forty five of them in fact I have been saying this particular word wrong. It wasn't until my better half told me just a few months ago What are you saying The word in question is chimney. For forty five years, I've been saying Chimmer Lee. No. What a muet Did he got him a muppet? I was that called himself a muet. All right wasself. So he's sayed Chimy