Jalen Rose Acting and Viral Moments

Bling bling every time I come around your city bling bling. Every time I come around city bling bling. Pink a ring word about fitty bling bling. Pick it ring word about bling bling bling bling. Lorenzo's on yoga hammatized. Welcome back to the alley oop. I am the kid Juju guide Trista Crick. How are you doing, my sister? I'm in Fort Worth, Juju, watching a little basketball, watching a little Yukon dominance. Wish I was in the DMV though because hol y F was that region al, maybe gener ational . Duke Saint John's and then Duke Yukon Yukon, Michigan State, all the games came down to the last shot. All of them were chaotic. Holy mol y. Bruh. Dupe took out your girls, man. LSU, Fly J, salute, man. Malaysia. Come on, man. We we love you though. Cause we we all know she's a winner off the court. So that don't it don't even matter. Neither here nor there, man. It's a lot of March Madness to get to Holy Moly. First off, the most important piece of March Madness thus far, yo boy tank took care of Tyrese in the versus battle, bro. Molly Wat, my boy. Did you see that? I you know what I didn't, Juju? But the good news is I already knew that that would happen. Here's how I knew that . Here's how I knew that. I already did . I already did. I know we don't have a lot of time to go into this, but I already did a versus challenge with Tyrese. I became tank and my friend became Tyrese and we went I swear to God and we went. I'm going to my playlists. Yeah. Where is it? Yeah, I went sound for sound. Oh, you know what? Never mind. It was Tyrese and Joe. Scratch everything I said . I didn't know . Fifteen yards, sis. Um you gotta take that back right now, cause like I'm so sorry. First and 2 5. What the hell was that ? How you gonna act like that ? We just finished waking up. How you gonna change it up? Not look, I ain't gonna go. I ain't gonna go trump with my sister, bro. Look, we ain't doing none of that. But my bad took care of business though. Tyrese was playing games. Basically Tyrese was up there trying to have roast battles and he was losing them. Tank would cool in hell. Tank just kept it moving and the epic moment from the battle. I think that brother turtleneck, bro like the turtleneck little freestyle end it my boy neither back and watch it yeah neither here nor there though March Madness speaking of ending folks Duke went down epically today, Hurley, and them boys. Did you see it? Of course. So here's what was going on. They were down 20. UConn was down 20. I just first and foremost love Yukon. Like I love Dan Hurley. I've made so much money betting on Yukon and I feel like I discovered Dan Hurley when he went to the um Phil Night Invitational. He was already on the hot seat. It was Thanksgiving. My mom ended up with COVID, so I couldn't even see her. So I just went to every single game. And I sat, yep, shout out to her. She's fine. Sat behind Dan Hurley, sat with the like A D of the school and watched him watched him do all the things that we now know is commonplace against Nate Oates in Alabama. And I was like, I love this guy. He's like, hey Jay, hey Jay, come over here. And it to the ref. And it's like a non-conference tournament. So I've been rocking with Dan Hurley. So I saw they go down 20. And I'm like, man . Maybe it wasn't there a year after all. Because I've been still, you know, Juju, I've been still saying. Right. On on Dan Leverchard, I'm rocking with Yukon. I'm rocking with Yukon. I still think this could be a wake-up call. I still think. And then they go down 20. I'm like, man, maybe I was, maybe I was wrong. And then I hear this Southern woman at the restaurant, she goes, Y'all hear Duke went down. And I was like, oh, oh, oh, hold on. And I watched it back and I watched the last like two minutes of the game. And I'm like, the whole time. How does Duke lose? How do they how does you come in this game? Right. You watching the back like okay, when does the shoe drop? When does the villain walk in with the knife? And he walked in with three seconds to go, bruh. Like down two points. Game on the like they was down three points. Bruh went to the free throw line. Missed the first one. So they were down . I'm like No they were down two because they they were down four. Yukon hits the three. They're down one. And then they end up missing the first free throw. Yukon does. Making the second free. I love you. You're my sister. They was down four but they was d they was down uh three, I think, but buddy went down to the free throw line 'cause they fouled him and he only had two free throws. So he missed the first one and then I was like , dam n. And he made the second free throw. Now they're down two points. Exactly. And so now they're down two with Duke inbounding. So I'm thinking the game is over no matter what. No matter what playing that turnover, bro not getting enough credit for the deflection first, as well as being poised enough to knock down that shot. That's a freshman. And Caravan's wherewithal to know that look, I'm wet from everywhere, but I'm not gonna force this. Let me get it to the young fella. Pass it to the young fella, and he knocked down the shot of a lifetime, bruh. From the logo, Juju. From bruh and they were broke all game from three they were broke was one for eighteen they started it's crazy it's crazy you know the thing that uh I saw John Fanta talk about this, the goat John Fanta. The goat on salute on salute to him. Yeah Um why he talked about why is John Shire telling the team to advance the ball. Th Thereere we we go go. . There we go. Get to it. That's the real, that's the real deal, bro. Caden, Kaden Boozer, yes. He ended up passing into coverage, turning the ball over. But why are you not just standing there putting the ball, hit your arms around the ball and letting them foul you. Just let the clock expire. Mm-hmm. Let the clock expire. You dig and like you say, bruh the ball up in the air. And that's gonna live with that young brother forever. I'm so sorry you gotta live with that, bruh. But at the same time, like you say, coach sitting here talking about go advance it, throw the ball, bruh. Why? You're up two with three seconds to go. There's no reason to do this. And on top of that, that wasn't a 20-point pass he made the mistake on. Like that wasn't no 20-point deflection, three-pointer he made. Y'all boys blew that lead, man. So as mad as people in the world and making fun of young Caden is, bruh, he ain't blow the whole 20-point lead, man. Give my boy some slack. That was a melt. That was a melt in the sun. You're talking about a freshman. You're talking about two freshmen. Caden's got blood all over his jersey. Cam Boozer's eye looks like the mask. And it's just I'm glad you got that . Looking like looking like he's starring with Cher in the nineteen eighties. Exactly . Dylan, please find this B-roll and put it over because I know Yosie. Put put Caden right next to Homeboy that played in the mask. Rocky, I think his name was. Anyway, like they're not the reason. I think John Shire deserves a lot of smoke. There were there were people it's so bad. People are comparing him to Hubert Davis. And I said you cannot compare him to Hubert Davis because Hubert Davis's teams don't show up ready to play. Pretty much ever . Like Duke is known for melting in the sun and letting over . Ease up on Hubert bro. He bought fire last week. Ease up. He watched the show, bruh. You can't do that to Hu Hubert. What's up,bert? We love Hubert. All right. We love you, Hubert. But you know how it is. Like you guys were the number one team in the country and you made it to the NIT that year. So what the hell? Damn. But Smurter shirt is now available on Levitar AF.com, by the way. Not a here nor there. But what a fantasti c men's tournament we've had. Right, dog. Fantastic. And bruh, like you said, seeing Dan win the game, he was f ull of so much emotion, bruh. Before and after the game, I went on ahead, but the referee, bruh. Miss Rebecca , can you please pull up the video title Hurley Crazy Ass? Because I have never seen a coach do this to the Never. Never in my life . Bruh, I don't know if you get fined for this, suspended at bruh. Also the the blazer one a little bit down the shoulder is so thumb. It's so perfect that blazer is hanging off his shoulder, bruh. And you see how he was walking up to him, kinda kinda doing this too. He's he was looking up Yeah. Yeah make that call. Yeah. Little pimp walk little pimp walk see in the final fourth. F eel pimp walk . Come on. Wrong with four head to four head with the real brother. Salute to Dan Hurley, man. Can you imagine though if he would have gotten a technical for that and they would have made we would they would have had free throws with point three seconds? Dan, please relax. Oh my God. No, that I think I think the game was over. But I so I think this would have went to the next game. Can you imagine that? Them boys suspended my boy for the F. F irre going to championship game again. They're going to the championship. They're going to be Illinois. They're one and a half point underdogs. They're going to be Illinois. They're built for this. They're built for this. So no destroy Yakovich, but it's over with. Moving on, man, to the league dog man. We had a lot of craziness go on over the weekend. We had my sister Caitlin Clark over the weekend announcing the games. You did, which is fire. Salute to Caitlin, bruh. Salute to my sister. Let me turn the camera a little bit so we can get that two-two off in the film. Bruh, Caitlin been doing, she's been snapping photos for the league. She's been hosting gigs. You see my sister fresh as hell on the on the panel, man. Listen to what Mississippi. I think everybody knew he was gonna do everything he could to get back and um I mean there's not many people that average a triple double, let alone you're lucky enough to get maybe a couple of those in a season. He's done it all year long in back to back years. So it's pretty incredible and honestly he's probably my favorite player to watch and I think he's the best player in the world. What you think, Trista? Is the Joker the best player in the wor ld . Let me start by saying because I feel we need to. Put on your seatbelts, ladies and gentlemen. Hold on, scrap in. Hold on. Alright, I'm I'm ready. When we have a major mismirch against a legend, we need to preface it by saying, number one, Caitlin, I love ya. You're tremendous. Pretty much everything you do, you're a star on. Okay? So just leave that there. You know good and well Nicole Jokic is not your favorite player in the world. We just did an NBC shoot with you and Jamal , and you told Jamal Crawford that Luca is your favorite player to watch. Come on now . Come on now. You cannot switch it up now. And that Steph is number two . Nikola Jokic was nowhere in that list. So you join the broadcast and you're acting brand new. Okay? You can have multiple players. She's one of those people who has multiple best friends Oh, this is my BFF, this is my BFF, that's my BFF. How many goddamn BFFs do you have, Caitlin? You can't have multiple favorite players to watch. That's the word favorite. Means the top. No one else is in there. Also, Nikola Yokich is the best player in the world, though. You are right about that. You are right about that . The ent You can't do that, bruh. You can't do that. Look, how about this? We'll be back right after these messages And we back, man, bruh. I had to take a break, bruh. I couldn't stop laughing. Like I needed a break to laugh at my sister because she's the biggest joker in the world. Minus the basketball best basketball player in the world. You did. Come on, man. Moving on though, my boy Joker had a response because he heard what Caitlin had to say too. And you know my boy gotta respond on the mic, man. What he had to say, Miss Rebecca. That Faye looks good. We have the same agent. That's why she said it. This is a big joke. He don't take nothing serious. We got the same agent. That's why she said . That agent's getting bred. I don't think they got the same age of. it I think my boy lying . He didn't know. You know, like a liar. But moving on, man. Whether you think he is the best or not, I think he is definitely top three. I think SGA done actually locked that MVP in too, unfortunately. Yes. Because you can't deny that greatness, bruh. He been getting it done all year. What you got for us? Yeah, I think the I'm looking for it right now. Okay, okay, okay. Agency. They have the same agency . Not the same agent. Important on that guy. No C. The The Raptors. I don't know if you seen it. The Orlando Magic played the Raptors the other day . And my boys, I feel like Orlando Magic, bruh. I be wanting to believe in them so bad. But then they go out and lose by five straight. They they look goofy in losing the five straight. Why do you believe in them? I don't know, bro. I think it's the pinstripes for some reason. I think it's that's the pinstripe . Because it's reminiscent remind me of the good old days. But during the game against the Raptors, the Raptors went on a 31 to zero run during the game, bruh. This looking like Yukon versus Syracuse . Bruh, what is going on in Orlando? Is this who they are or do they need to just get it together and lock in ? Ooh, I think it might be a little bit Jamal Mosley. I think it might be a little Paolo. Paolo's just I don't know . It's a quunky ass offense. I'm just gonna say that the offense hasn't looked good the entire time. Uh there's moments where you feel like they can score and then they go five, six, seven minutes, and you're like, this is hard to put my eyes on. Like, I want to close my eyes while this is going on. Like, they've turned Desmond Bain into a very up and down player. They turned Kintavia. They basically ruined Kintavious Caldwell Pope's career. Can Tavius Caldwell Pope coming off of Denver. Coming off of Denver, KCP was like that guy. He was like the 3nd D guy. 40 something percent from three. Strapping your best pla yer on the perimeter. Everybody was like, damn, Denver lost him. This sucks so bad. He's so crucial. He gives to Orlando. His career is basically like nobody's talking about KCP anymore. It sucks. My boy in Memphis with the uh the twelve called twelve phones right now. They're trading at Memphis. So yeah, you're right. And it no n we haven't heard hide nor hair of his production since and like you better watch out you're in Orlando and you're a shooter like that's what's gonna happen to you as well. Somebody needs to put Anthony Black in charge of this team . You like Anthony Black bro you be bringing his ass up it'd be random time we would just be chilling watching the fight uh with J Power and uh Anthony Joshua who I don't know Anthony Black up to right now I think the magic can get it together, bro. I think this is just a blip in the system. Hopefully, their first round exit. Yeah, unfortunately. Their first round exit. I don't know. There's gonna be major changes. You gave up you gave up four first round picks, and then your first round exit. You cannot do that. Nah. Moving on, bruh. Staying in the East. The Knicks put down another close one against the Thunder yesterday. But at the same time , to me, seeing Kat go out there and look so pedestrian, bruh, fifteen points, twelve points, yet last game he had three rebounds. Bruh I I don't know, bruh. I'm trying to believe in these Knicks, but they making it hard for me to do so, bruh. And the regular season is not gonna continue to persist in the postseason. It's hard. It's like even harder to imagine a world where you just get significantly better in the postseason than you are in the regular season. It's the opposite, right? Like this is an amazing regular season team. And in the postseason, they're gonna drop down a little bit because it's a seven-game series. Everyone is game planning for you, they're scheming , and it's a whole other ballgame. It's almost a totally different sport. Right. It's very rare that a team is better in the postseason in that other sport . And like if there was a team that I would bet on to not get better in the postseason than they are in the regular season, it would be any Mike Brown led team . I want to take a second and drink in the intricacies, how she wove that story around the drum head, and then just put it all together. Like, bruh, and that's why I don't trust them, boy. Look, I said this, I said almost the same thing, but she said it in a way that's elegant and it's gonna make let you know exactly show her she showed her work basically. And that's why I love you, sis. That's why you do it right. Literally in Mike Brown. Yeah. It's a thesis. It's my thesis paper on why I never will believe in Mike Brown. I also think like Carl Anthony Towns and Mike Brown are not a good fit. And it's only a matter of time before it's either me or him kind of a thing. And I don't know who me is, and I don't know who him is, and I don't know who the team is gonna choose. But I'm gonna tell you this right now. Like there's tension there because he's not putting cat in the right spots to succeed. Because we keep bringing up how pedestrian cat is. It's like cat's getting cooked more on defense than he ever has, and it's like cat's always been bad at defense, but like you have to protect him. And Mike Brown's like, nah, nah, I'm gonna leave you out there on that island. Right. Unless you get put on the hub butt ons. You all star. And look, the way that that bug been playing, bruh, he is not the him. I know that. And Mike Brown, but I can't call him the him either, bruh. I don't know if it's bruh or bruh . But moving on, man, let's get to a little segment that we like to call Boy Stoppage. Boy stop . All season long, bruh, I've been saying how the refs can kiss my ass. Excuse me, pardon me. They can kiss my black ass. I thought it was gonna get more gentle, but it did not. It got less gentle. Right. Bruh, at the end of the Pacers game the other night, did you see J Huff in the in the huddle? The coach was coaching him up on how to fly at the end of this. Get this foul. My boy got this foul call with 0.1 seconds left on the clock. Roll it, Miss Rebecca . Wow . Boy . I know you lying. Got to the free throw l ine. Missed both of the damn free throws. That's how it's done. That's how it's done. You think it is this tanking? She said that's how it's d That's how it's done. It's this a good case of tanking, bruh. Cause I don't know, bro. Listen . Rick Carlisle's got the league on his ass. Okay? Yeah. So you gotta find unique ways to make it look like you're trying to compete and you lost the game. Cause I as this was going on, I was like, what the hell is J Huff trying to go to the free throw line for? They know good and well they're trying to be the worst team in the league. This is how it's done . This is masterful. This is truly Picasso levels of creative thinking in terms of how to tank. Because what is the league gonna say? What's the league gonna say? You intentionally got fouled and flopped so that you can try to win the game against the Clippers. Mm-hmm. I'm sorry, sometimes you just miss free throws. He's a big man. And it doesn't even look so bla- I mean, come on, back rim clankers bruh Wow I'm so impressed Bruh I'm talking about yes you right that's a great tanking job but at the same time the refere es man making that call in the clutch like that man unfortunately it looked like sis who shenguon got into it with and we always got her back. But sis you can't make that call bruh let the let it re let it rhyme out, sis . Let it rile. No, for sure the refs are out of pocket for that call. Absolutely out of pocket. Boy, stop, man. Rick Rick Carlisle. Boy, go. That's Go boy. You go boy. You go boy. We see you, Rick. We see you. We see what it is. That's chestnut chuckers . You know what else I saw over the weekend, bruh? That's why I wore this jersey. This is triple on Tonja right now. The uh women's Michigan team final four. You gotta know. Men's come on, man. Yaksel. Wait, you think that Michigan women's is gonna beat Texas today? Come on, man. You already know what's going on. We got money on everything. But at the same time , you right, bro. Texas is looking good. Look, look, um, um uh book like she she going crazy. But at the same time, uh Michigan boys and my boy, this jersey itself, Jalen Rose, bruh. Did you see my boy Jalen Rose on Tube with his acting debut, bruh? I did not. I need to see this. Rebecca, I don't care if this is ten minutes. Play it all. They got my boy daughter done. Shout out to Tubi. Tooby's paying people their bread. Not gonna lie. To be giving fun, hey, sag after them. Ain't don't got sh on them. Look at my boy bruh, look at my boy hood again, bruh. My boy hood up, bruh. Crying. Nah, don't rewrite it at all. Let it ride. No , man. Sir. Jalen Rose . Sir . Sir. Can you please rewind that last part again? Just the last part where he got the news. Sir. I mean, you're sure this is not a comedy? It's not a comedy, right? This is like kindergarten cop . Oh. No, it's amazing. We lost the ball. We lost the Oh my God Fail . Jalen Rose, I command you bruh, you got out there and you tried a bit bruh you already know but boy stop it'll take time just keep trying bro boy stop to the producers, the script. Y'all did not have to keep that tape right there. Y'all could have told my boy, Abraham's do that one over. Just tone it down a little bit. Like tone it down a little bit. It was also like a little bit they didn't have another camera, you know. It was this it's like oh we can't we don't have another camera they can just zoom in on Jalen's face. Right, right. So so we have to have him make so much noise that they know the audience knows he's really going through it. But it's really like on us because we have one camera because it's too big. Right. Them boy about one red camera, but they like look, we got one camera . We gon' zoom between y'all. When he starts screaming, I need y'all to move . Also, like you can't just take another take and show Jalen from the other side, just run the camera around and then patch them together. I really think they probably looked at that and said, by George, we got us. We got us one. Moving on, bruh. Did you see my girl? Oh my goodness, Miss Grand Thailand. I guess this is a section of the uh the beauty competition where everyone gives the camera a little bit seductive dance and like be their quote uncle look beauty contest going crazy. I don't know. I don't talk to anybody. I don't know what they got going on. Twenty-five million views. This has gotta be good. Bruh, look at my sister break out her version of a seduction dance. Roll it, Miss Rebecca. I love this. My favorite . You gotta see her again. Get it, girl. Get it. Why is she biting her own lip ? Bam , I'm loving this . She's the coolest person I've ever seen in my entire life . She sat up there at night and was like, listen, I got an idea. I know I'm not winning this thing. We're about to go crazy on the final set . Bruh, I'm leaving here with that. Bruh, I love her so much, bruh. Like all you other ladies, I don't know who won, but she is the winner in my book, bruh. Sis said, I don't give a dam Hold on, let me put this song up to it. Turn the song, turn the music off, uh Miss Rebecca. Turn the music off. I'm about to play this and see if it sounds good with it. You gotta hold one second. Hold on one second. Miss Grand Thailand, we love you. Sounds sh all here sound yourself for the flash is here She's Jenny from the party Thailand Edition. Yeah, I already know, man. Look, Jenny know, bruh. Miss Grand Thailand, we are maybe your biggest supporters. You welcome on the alley o I don't know what she's gonna do or what she's gonna say, but she's welcome. Right. But for the folks who was labeling her because the competition then they mean they didn't smile on that. They frowned upon it as they be doing, labeling it as a masculine dance. Boy stop the y'all brothers, man. Last video before we get up out of here, man. My boy GP2, man. Snatching. He snatched my boy head man, bruh bruh Bruh what's wrong with it man bruh . We just snatched that man head man for no reason, bruh. Like this might be just as funny as Jalen Rose acting debut, bruh. Cause it's like he don't even want to fight. You ain't trying to slap that man. You just yanked this head It was almost like a the basketball version of snatching somebody's chain. Right, bruh. Like oh my God. As a headband connoisseur myself, bruh I promise to God anybody out there please do not walk up on me and snatch my head man I promise to God I'm gonna think you're trying to kill me and I'm gonna defend myself so that's all you need to know, bruh. But Garpaying Jr., bruh, you sir, are a joker. Boy, stop pulling that man's head, man, like that, bruh. You should have had smoke . But man, it's been a wonderful. Zeke Najee didn't do anything about it either. Why did Zeke Naj Zeke Najee act like nothing happened? That's what I'm saying, bro. To me, that's the ultimate sucker. Like he pumped him out. Because you're not going to snatch my headband and I don't leave it at least give you the oh you better be glad you my homebuy Gary because I'm finna go up. He gave him the oh shoot uh uh the only the only reason this would not be out of pocket is yeah is isek Naj ee was out of headbands and before the game he asked Gary could he borrow one and Gary's like yeah I'll let you borrow one and then they get in a scrum . Der ries like, give me my fing headband back. This is some crazy sh it. This is my headband . Right, that's exactly how they do you too in front of the hoes. They be like, bro, you need the man, my shirt look good on you, bro. That's popping. Yeah . Well yeah, man. Thank y'all so much for joining another episode of the Alley Oop. As always, thanks to Miss Rebecca Donahue and the distinguished Dylan. You got to know. Any last words, sis ? That was so spot on, Juju. You were incredible today. Nah, yo ass made me fall out of my chair three times, bro. That's a new rec ord. And you got 15 yards. But yeah, man. Thank y'all so much for tuning in. Without y'all, who the hell are we? And catch us this Friday on the DLS channel, same bad time, same bad channel. And catch us on Wednesday live on DLS for our semi-monthly hit, but I think it's the second week in a row that we're doing it. But find us there as well. Oh forgot about that one. Lock in. Andre. W .al upeshow.com.